#idk that keysmash will do

[leyswhumpdump]

I’m beginning to think naming my whumpees is the most difficult part of the writing process.

#ok but #the name has to have the Vibe #my whumpee Vibe is usually #i want to squish their little cheeks and put them in my pocket #and idk some names don't really lend themselves to cheek squishing #and then sometimes you think you have a great Vibe #but your favourite author already used the name #and you end up blending the two whumpees like a smoothie #which btw #great idea for tiny whumpees #anyway i spend centuries naming my whumpee #and then my caretaker just gets whatever name i pull out of the trash #by the time it's whumper's turn? #idk that keysmash will do #i both love and hate naming things

[lacetop]

bedwarmer application

duties and responsibilities

early morning fuck (6am, wakefulness optional)

post-work fuck (4pm, rough handling to be expected)

evening fuck (10pm, cuddles included)

uniform: negotiable. options include lingerie, oversized t-shirt, nude, etc.

will keep themselves wet and loose and open at all times (edging / fingering / plugging as needed)

qualities and attributes: cute, breedable, soft, sweet, precious, adorable, etc.

benefits

comfy cozy

breakfast in bed (weekends)

doting, affection, attention, devotion, etc.

full healthcare benefits package

personal statement

beg for my come, min. 100 words

#locally sourced organic content #somno #d/s #keysmash this is so silly idk what i'm doing here

[ruth-the-artblog]

So how we feeling Season 4

#not good. oh man we are doing not good #ohhh man #(low energy rn but insert Creature Keysmash here) #the magnus archives #tma #the magnus archives s4 spoilers #s4 spoilers #idk how else to tag this dkhdkdhdkd #jonathan sims #martin blackwood

[whalefill]

from the river to the sea is a phrase calling for liberation only, and if you believe otherwise you're either an ignorant child or worse, a grown adult thats been gladly spoon-fed propaganda and its useless for me to debate either. at this point in time, with a death toll in the tens of thousands, i am not going to plead with morons on the internet to look inside hearts that they don't have. but i can and will be louder!

if you're american or somewhere in the west, such as myself, there's a good chance you've been able to remove yourself from what you're seeing. because it's so far away, it can never, ever touch you. right? you're allowed to have a neutral stance on this, because there's just so much going on in your life, because there's nothing you can do about it anyway, right?

except the truth is imperialism is enough to crush every one of us, even when it's weight is bearing down somewhere in the world far removed from you. as people have been saying, over and over to try to get you to listen -- until every single one of us is free, none of us are. so if you don't have it in you to care for life other than your own, you must recognize that this is a threat to you as well. this is a matter of human rights and if you haven't begun to care, if you haven't made an effort toward educating yourself or others, if you haven't spoken about this at all, for the love of god, it's time to start.

#and the next time someone comes onto my blog telling me im calling for the genocide of jewish people #idk. i dont even know what ill do lmfao #ill kiss my jewish best friend directly on the mouth in front of you thats what ill do #keysmash

[wakanai]

Me when I remember an embarrassing moment

#that feeling when you realize last minute that you did something cringy but it's too late #current mood #bsd memes #the more people follow me the more self conscious i become about my posts tbh lmao #it's fine. everything's fine #bruh #keysmashing cause i have nothing else to do #eflgpotgoetr #uhm #its okay just do you (note to self) #typing random things as a coping mechanism for embaRasSmeNt #aRe yoU noT emBaRrasSeD ✨ thAt's sO emBaRraSsiNg #im done #bsd atsushi memes #i feel maybe a bit better now #wait until my brain does round 2 and gives me a random awkward memory #relatable #relatable memes #idk #hahaha #okay im done #going to see myself out now #bye.

[roimp]

time for the last exam!!!!!

#i hope it goes fine #i mean i’ve already skipped the programs because idk how to do that so my 10 marks are already gone 😍😍🤣🤣🤣 #i just hope that i will be able to write the questions 🙏 #gargi is keysmashing

[kylowrehn]

I don't see anyone key smash anymore, so I don't know if it's considered cringey now, but how else do I convey the inner tension of incredulity, disbelief, and excitement without going "jdhskdjdhdhiskdii"??

#how do i djskdhsjkdhfhd without akshdjosuwjhdid???? #keysmash #cristianna chat #serious question #honestly idk

[non-un-topo]

Can't find that post talking about all the dumb little things that activate op's dysphoria, so I'll start a new one here. Reblog with your dumb little dysphoric thing. I'll go first: Walking up the stairs.

#i hop. and my legs are too short to do that man thing where you go up two steps at a time. #i have so much more though lol: the way i type (keysmashing and using emojis; using '!!!!!!!' and '<333') #being friendly to strangers is another weird one. drinking with a straw. sitting while others are standing. #gender is weird man. but i love what i study. #transgender #gender #dysphoria #idk how to tag. share your things!

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

hmmmm

#*eye twitches* #a bunch of people are tagging some of my posts as ships that I do not fw #and on one hand I’m like idc it’s whatever I have them filtered out #but now so many people have done it I’m like ugh what if they think op (me) supports that and I don’t #idk if I want to be a bitch abt it tho #and also recently there’s been a bunch of blogs that have like random keysmash names #and I’m high key getting flashbacks to that damn Dazai anon #like my heart rate goes up when I check my notes #really disrupting my peace of mind lately

[marblerose-rue]

click for better quality!

icecloud/request

she is so very <3 i think shes neat

#my art #do not copy trace or steal #icecloud #warrior cats #warriors #wc art #what if i told u guys i havent been saving the designs for these until jayfeather and im gonna have to guestimate on colors if i wanna draw #these guys again AHBDKFHGJBDG IDK WHY IT SLIPPED MY MIND UNTIL RECENTLY but im saving the designs and its nothing i cant edit to normal #spoilers for bramblestars storm : (keysmash to like space it ajnldjhgdkfhgbfhgbfdkghfb) i was SO HURT FINDING OUT SHE DIED #I HAVENT READ ANY OF THE NEWER BOOKS so everything i know is from the fandom BUT I WAS SO HURT TO FIND SHE DIED. OF *GREENCOUGH* #she deserved so much better than that #first time reading thru she wasnt necessarily one of my faves but i liked her a normal amount (and when i say normal amount i truly mean #normal amount not in my little way of saying i like a character so much i giggle and kick my feet and twirl the curly phone cord around my #finger and teehee into the phone kind of Normal . i liked her a slightly more than neutral amount #these r words that have never been in the bible AHLBDKHJFGBDFHLJGBDFHGBDF #BUT ANYWAY #HI to my new followers its typical to expect like a little journal of my thoughts with every post i am full of words and thoughts #IM CRYING INTO A BUCKET I FORGOT TO INCLUDE THE LITTLE EYE SHINEEEE hold on can i fix it #I FIXED IT

[leatherbookmark]

these "omg someone said something in a commandeering tone and person X reacted to it without question, BOTTOM/SUB ON MAIN" jokes are kinda funny but at the same time i feel that unless the command is something that you specifically Wouldn't Do, like idk violence, "doing what someone tells you" in a situation where it's logical, especially if they use a commandeering tone of voice, is not... what rare or unique of a response...?

#shrimp thoughts #maybe that makes me bottom/sub on main #the tags in the post i'm vaguing rn -- the one abt the cooking show guy -- for some reason mistake 'bottom' for 'sub'? unless #i'm the one who's in the wrong? but then i guess a bunch of Gay Culture is like. 'bottoms giggle and use keysmashes' and tops.. idk what #Gay Culture Tops are supposed to do tbh. know how to drive a car and change a lightbulb? ANYWAY #maybe it makes me a sub on main but if i was in the same situation as people from that post i would Also take the watch out #because like... that's what people... do? idk though i don't know people too well #but if i was talking to a person and they took interestin in something i was wearing i wouldn't think twice before letting them take a #closer look! but then i do giggle and use keysmashes. worse! i coo at puppies. i'm abbt (assigned bottom by tumblr)

[sunnishine]

piixielix > sunnishine

#so i felt like it's time to rebrand #while i'll still be posting mostly skz content i want to be able to post other groups and sstuff i like since this is my main #and only kpop blog yanno? #i feel like my previous url is a bit restricting? and only aimed towards skz which isn't.... working... anymore #idk i wanna be able to reblog and post about other groups i love and a general url helps me feel more free and relaxed to do that #anyway tldr NEW URL!!! #SAME KEYSMASHES FREE OF CHARGE!!! #urlchange

[transfemzedaph]

Important question (not really) but are we allowed to playfully bully you? Asking before we do something dumb

- May & Pan

yeah!

#original post tag #ask tag #as long as its like clewrly playfully like idk if i say sth jokey i either do keysmashing (bc i do that all the time forever djdbjsbs) #or maybe ill do a smh 😔 bc i feel like that conveys it well or if im like rlly worried ill do a tone tag #idk jdhdjdhjd sometimes thibgs r difficult bc i have the tism #i mean u will probably make it clear anyway but yknow

[carcarrot]

nevermind orchestral this town is scary

#what r they doing to his voiceeeeeee #i dont know. i dont think this needed to be set to orchestra #its . idk man #AND THE MYSTERY VERSE TOO????? #ah well no matter what version that verse will always be russ keysmash to me #two oh nooooooooooos that was fun.

[vampyrebutch]

Those first couple of interactions with a new person where you're both testing the waters re: excessive keysmashing are exhausting tbh I just gotta start yelling more often sooner into a conversion and nip the weird masking phase in the bud

#awoo #i feel better talking to someone when i dont have to change the way i type and idk why i keep doing that anyway #im a creep im a weirdo im a cringe little keysmash x3 teehee bitch and idk why i pretend im not

[amerasdreams]

Shaky inside

#Sometimes idk #Too much anti anxiety medication might make it worse #But I had to sleep #To write #..amakskwkwkdjwkekwoeejejdjekejxjejienrekkeje #So there I don't follow the bandwagon and do the "normal #Keysmash #Ha #Never like others