#idk im high on weed

[malleleothreesome]

caught being down bad in 4k

#this is just a yuusona shitpost #idk im high on weed #i wanna show off my sketch for my latest commission lmfaooooooo #but i also want it to be impactful when it drops after its complete #thats why you gotta squint to see it 😈

[piningprecussionist]

Weed smoking girlfriends! But they can just be hanging out if you prefer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Happy 4/20!

#if i work on this any more you will never see it before the day's out #and if i dont post this today I'll be PISSED. cause i did NOT finish that fic and idk that I Can before the day is out 😔 #anyway enough your transfem scott treat everyone im going to go smoke weed and make ravioli now #sp comic #spvtw #spto #fanart #kim pine #ramona flowers #scott pilgrim #ship stuff #sckimona #scott pilgrim fanart #spto fanart #scott pilgrim kim #scott pilgrim ramona #scott pilgrim scott #transfem scott pilgrim #kimona #sckim #scottmona #this almost had... such a caption. idk. nonsense. #this image does have alternate versions. and i am in fact going to make another version after posting this w my personal tweaks for pilgrim #(dyed red ends. i meant to add them before posting but i Forgot and if i make my roommate wait any longer for food he's probably going to + #+ start whining 🙄) (idc really im just being dramatic or silly. ect. you understand i hope) #scott pilgrim comic #almost forgot that. probably forgetting other things! but as you might guess. i am high! so idc

[mariatesstruther]

okay more on jackson’s senior center based off this post:

- it started as just miss shirley and her best friend darla wanting to live together and asking maria if she could maybe find a house for them to settle in together instead of living apart

- before this, mama shirley and darla would have to walk five houses each way to see each other for afternoon tea, which just won’t do. mama shirley is 92 and darla is 90 now, and both of them are too old to be have to walking that much everyday, mama shirley tells maria. she quickly and vehemently agrees

- maria has the idea of fixing a house up for jackson’s senior citizens to live in if they’d like to. it takes a lot of unnecessary convincing to get the council to dedicate one of jackson’s best houses to a maximum of five people, but maria gets it done. they pick one of the few houses that are placed in the farther back part of jackson, near the farm and the daycare center, so that it can be far-reaching from the entrance of jackson

- the first people to movie in are shirley and darla, who share a room on the second floor (thanks to tommy replacing the stairs in the house with a reliable ramp with a wall-attached handlebar)

- gary moves in not long after he breaks his left hip while herding the goats. he likes that the house is designed to be wheel-chair access and far away from most people in town. he also likes it because he can be close to darla, who he has feelings for, but nobody knows about that except for tommy and joel

- mr. wilson moves in on maria’s insistence that he’ll get hurt if he continues to live alone and try to do everything himself. his name is harold, but he insists that anyone younger than him calls him mr. wilson on account of maintaining a respectful distance. he’s a grumpy, gruff old asshole that reminds joel more of bill than bill himself, but he’s also known to do anything and everything maria tells him with only a small amount of grumbling. somehow, she convinces him to move in after he accidentally sets his kitchen on fire trying to make himself a pocketknife (which?????? maria still doesn’t have an answer for????? why harold was trying to do that????)

- last but not least is sandra dee, jackson’s oldest and most enigmatic member. nobody really knows where she came from or what her story is: she’s the only one of jackson’s seniors that managed to get to town on her own, arriving to town at 94 about a year after its founding with nothing but a backpack and three handguns. she clamed to be sandra, but they’re not entirely sure if sandra dee is her real name. she hums songs from musicals all the time and has expressed that grease was always her favorite. at least once a month she requests to go hunting with patrol and gets mad when maria tells her no

- senior center tea: shirley and darla have longstanding beef with sandra dee because she always cheats at cards during game night, shirley knows about gary being sweet on darla but is lowkey jealous about it because SHE is sweet on darla, and everyone thinks mr. wilson has a thing for maria but he actually told her in confidence last month that he is actually sweet on gary. mama shirley and mr. wilson can’t STAND each other

- tommy calls the seniors the jackson five. all of them call him thomas. he and joel bring them all basic living supplies at least once a week, but are known to be around there pretty often

tsym for anyone having interest in this pls feel free to add anything u want!!

tagging :))) @clickergossip @nerdieforpedro @mrsmando @callmekittenandyourmajesty @steeb-stn (ty for the idea of putting it next to the daycare!) @thatoneobsessedlinguist-writes

#maria finding out from gary that hes sweet on darla knowing shirley is sweet on darla and harold is sweet on gary: oh FUCK #idk where this is coming from but theyre all so vivid in my mind like #theyd have the best breakfastes over there at the jackson five home #dinas older sister talia works as their main caretaker #shes the only person is jackson all five of them agree is a good egg #she loves them but they drive her nuts #NO gary you cannot bring the stray cats in to sleep in bed with you. because theyre dirty!!!! im not arguing with you about this again!!!! #no mr. wilson miss maria is not coming by today. i don’t know exactly why the council is busy. no i cannot take a letter over there #darla. shirley. are you guys high????? did you steal my weed tea again???????? #what do you MEAN you made your own???? #its just a whole sitcom #talia and the gang #the tipsy bison #the jackson five #the name makes tagging so convenient #jackson seniors #jackson senior center #maria miller #tommy miller #joel miller

[oscill4te]

the bad thing about vivid dreams & bad memory is when you more often start questioning if the thing you remember was real or in a dream... journaling is very helpful for this luckily.

#also scared to pursue therapy bc admittedly im getting high a lot more and ppl say harhar weed is mild... it does nothing #but using dissociative drugs when you already dissociate is... man. im really just worsening my issues that i should br working on #people have very mixed opinions in that #and i bet a T might say my (redacted) dx isnt real bc i use weed and ngl maybe its true..... maybe its true. idk.

[zooted-zooble]

I HAVE 32 FUCKING ASKS!?

“Oh god…”

#HELP #MY ASS WAS NOT MENTALLY PREPARED #FOR THIS #tadc #tadc zooble #zooble #the amazing digital circus zooble #what the fuck #am i doing with my life. #idk what im doing #ask zooble #ask zooble stuff #zooted zooble #zootedzooble #zooted-zooble #fucking zooted #absolutely zooted #zooted as shit #zooted #high on weed #smoke weed everyday #oh well #whatever #weed

[trickstarbrave]

by popular suggestion:

and also from my roommate bc shes hilarious:

#wip #im just dicking around instead of coloring bc idk how to do it rn #weed mentioned #nerevar #morrowind #indoril nerevar #this man offers me a blunt im taking a hit idc #he'll get me baar dau high just like vivec

[magdalenas]

honestly i think being sick and losing weight has caused me to be sick like .. mentally

#i Can eat again but now i’m obsessing over what i eat and how much #bc everyone keeps complimenting me for how i look & losing weight #even tho at least part of it is bc i was too sick to eat for an entire month 😐 #like i was acting … very disordered this evening #i didn’t eat until like 4:30-5pm today and bc i ate so late i decided i wouldn’t eat again #but i was hungry at like 9:30 and ultimately i did have a little snack #but i acted very … just very unwell about the whole situation #disordered eating tw #proana d0 n0t int3r@ct #like it’s pulling me into bad behaviors & thought patterns #that i haven’t dealt with in a while #and i fear i’m like .. one step away from not being able to eat unless i get high first again which i fr just kicked that habit #but the problem now is i don’t even get high that often anymore like sans the teensiest bit of weed i smoked on sunday i haven’t been high #in like 2 weeks .. so im worried i will just like .. not be able to eat bc im not even getting high 😳 #and i feel like if i do gain any weight back i’ll be like .. crazy evil to myself so it’s like .. idk what to do #uhm anyway ..

[itsays]

anyways does anyone want a review of me going back to smoking. my review is that is fun for people who live alone the rest of us need to stick to edibles

#i am surprised the high lasts so long in my memories smoking weed was being high for like. idk vey quick #im having fun if you ignore the tedious planning<3

[2811y]

do u guys remember the first time u got high

#i just wanna share this story cos i find it fucking hilarious #so basically my ex was a massive stoner #but i hadn't smoked before #so in our like. talking stage ig #like before we were dating but we were seeing each other type thing #we go to this party and we rock up a bit earlier than everyone else #so he's like o ok why dont we smoke some weed #and i was like aight fuck it #keeping in mind i hadnt smoked weed but i had tripped acid?? #so i was like weed is gonna be v tame compared to acid #It Was Not #i smoked way too much for my first time #we made a shitty gato bong and for some reason he didnt stop me #and i had 4 cones. literally the first time getting stoned and i had 4 full fkn cones. #cos at the time i didnt know that was a lot #but whatver so i get insanely fucking high #like giggling at fucking everything #and its all fine but all of a sudden i start getting v overwhelmed #idk why but everything was Too Much #so i text him VERBATIM 'hi. i think im having a panic attack lol' #so he ends up taking me to a park nearby the party #and i just start freaking tf out #eventually tho i calm down enough to a point where he feels comfortable leaving me alone for a bit #so he says 'alright katie i gotta go piss. you sit here on this bench and ill be back in 2 secs' #so he leaves and my dumbass brain goes 'what if i made him up. what if hes not real' #'what if i just created him in my head' and i believed it so harcore #like in that moment u could not tell me that man was real #so what do i do #i go to verify this delusion #so i walk to the stall he's in and i open the door fully expecting to see an empty stall

[thestarmaker]

We got a dominos pizza back in town for the first time in like... Over 15 years? It's been at least a decade since the last chain (pizza hut) went out of business and unless the cheap deals give it infinite longevity I can't see it sticking around long. There's like five local pizzerias within 2 miles, and at least three more within 5. The pizza may be significantly worse than any of the local places but it is also significantly cheaper. They're also still struggling to find employees which is funny with decor like this:

Like huh maybe if you didn't treat your employees like zoo animals you'd have better luck. Just a thought.

#they even had a few permanent steps so kids could watch the workers!!! i don't remember how the sticker for that was phrased #but it wasn't good!!! #i feel bad for the workers that WERE there bc they were trying their best #idk how comprehendible my thoughts are i forgor I've gotten my weed tolerance down im. very high and consumed with rage #i hope the dominos ceo explodes #... no way his name is russell WEINER!!!!!!!!!

[vo-1-c-3]

“Gently piss the titty milk”-Me, watching my friend play a Brainpop game

#shitpost #i think there was weed in those biscuits #wait is that even possibke #idk lol #my friends hate me #im sorry kosmo and yagsterr and phas and mario #i said this in a super high pitched voice btw #such a high pitched voice to where i destroyed god

[kierancaz]

Does anyone else get random pains in like the side of their neck and down into their shoulder ??? Just like randomly ?? And not just a shock of pain like it just shows up out of no where but then it just lingers.

Also on a similar note does anyone just feel like a whole bunch of neck and shoulder pain when they get high ??? Like normally I don’t feel neck pain or shoulder pain regularly but if I get high it’s there for hours. Like until the high wears off and it’s so bad that it makes me want to cry and it’s hard to hold my head up and no matter what I do, even if my head is resting back of I’m laying down flat, nothing helps. Does anyone else experience that and know a way to get it to stop ????

#idk what to tag this #neck pain #shoulder pain #chronic pain #body pain relief #physical pain #tw weed #cbd gummies #I really don’t like talking about getting high or weed but idk what to do #like I want to use it to relax bc I’m stressed but I can’t DO THAT IF ALL IM FEELING IS INTENSE PAIN #cbdproducts #cbdhealth

[zooted-zooble]

E G G

I ate a raw one once.

#tadc #tadc zooble #the amazing digital circus zooble #zooble #what the fuck #am i doing with my life. #idk what im doing #ask zooble #ask zooble stuff #Ask high Zooble #Ask drunk zooble #Weed #weed 4 life #zooble smokes weed #Weed 4 life

[soggypotatoes]

why. why is it so hard to learn from mistakes lol

I will go and make the same mistake most nights and regret it and forget and make it again. for YEARS

#ed mumbles #this is like when for like 2 years weed gave me panic attacks but i kept smoking it every day #for TWO YEARS. every day id be like. idk man itll be fine this time. itll help even #got to a point where high me wrote down a list of questions to ask myself #and taped it to the weed box #and taping messages in my room like DONT FUCKING DO IT THIS SUCKS SO BAD #the questions btw were like. i forget actually #but they were ones where i would write IF YOU SAID YES TO THIS. DONT DO IT #no none of this worked #im always doing the same thing with various vices #it's like i can be fully aware of why i shouldny #but saying no constantly is draining #and then i literally. completely forget? #like my.. i dont like the word rational at all #my grounded voice gets tired and falls asleep and i just FORGET!!!! and it seems like such a good idea!!! #rat brain. sewer brain #grotesque. #drug use ////

[girlwithfish]

maybe i shld get into baking

#also should i buy a weed pen yipee #my brain is constantly searching for highs or novelty or anything that distracts me from The curse lol #i shld jsut get hobbies but even when i dothe hobbies i already like like guitar etc im still sad soooo idk #Maybe i should start baking 👍or get a nic addiction or get high every night again👍

[t4t4tony]

Im so drujnkh do you want to haves gay aex right now. Ifyes. Im.on my way

-kahne

-jkane

Yes but only if I get to sloppily make out with your face and cunt :3

#and also your neck and your body overall <3 #haha what if I left kisses and bite marks going from your thighs to your throat? as i relish the sounds coming out of you? #shut up tony #ask #kane tag #t4t nsft #(imo with your drunkenness and my highness(??) (weed & mdma) i think the sex would be absolutely fucking filthy /pos) #intox k1nk #technically??? #girl idk im having a surprise second comeup right tf now