#shut up tony

[t4t4tony]

I so badly need to aggressively fuck a pretty thing. Adding finger after finger after finger as I bite on their ear and babble on about how well they're taking it, what a good slut they're being for letting me fuck them with reckless abandon. Maybe if I have too much steam to let out I'll slam my hand over their mouth as I fuck into them even harder and faster, soaking in their lewd moans and blissed out face <3

#shut up tony #t4t nsft #ftm nsft #ftnb nsft #mtf nsft #mtnb nsft #t4t dom

[tony-andonuts]

If Michael not disabled then why he have cane? 🤔

Also the way Stan throws the cane back to Michael feels like Stan had explicit permission from Michael to borrow it [my hc for that is that Stan has chronic fatigue from Seasonal Affective Disorder]. It seems way too plain for it to just be a prop or for the aesthetic. I think he genuinely needs it.

Yes oh mygaOd!!! We fucking love friends who share mobility devices here

#ouuughhhhh i need to draw the goth kids w disability tools now #shut up tony #ask #trans-dwightschrute #south park #stan marsh #so michael #south park headcanons

[commander-writergirl]

Sooo I forgot that I’ll make myself cry over the fact Marc Spector, in any form, has trauma that ties back to his Jewish roots (mom and actual Nazis {comic version}).

And that as a Jewish person all I want to do is wrap him up in a blanket and sing the dreidel song and watch Prince of Egypt over and over.

Like don’t be surprised if I drop a Jewish!Reader story with Marc Spector.

Rosh Hashanah is just around the corner folks!



#Marc Spector #Jewish comic characters #jewish representation #marvel #emotions #shut up Tony #mcu moon knight

[cringelordofchaos]

stfu

#i do not care #leave me alone #everytime i open the app this pops up #shut up tony

[frownyalfred]

Clark being annoying in the Marvel universe after getting accidentally transported there: well MY billionaire vigilante would never do this—

#tony: shut up about how upstanding and moral bstman is #Steve: wow this Batman guy sure seems like a good guy #Bruce: wow a Bruce who’s crazier than me nice #Natasha: he’s totally in love with him #Clint: brute? #Thor: I will challenge him to an arm wrestle on our Bruce’s honor #bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #superman #clearing out OLD drafts #remember when I wrote dc/marvel crossovers? #sadly I do

[frenchublog]

🧹🕷️!

#tony stark #peter parker #dad tony stark #yes hello they both have matching hello kitty outfits #silly doodles #my art #Please don't repost #i won't shut up about it #no more energy drinks for spider boy

[idk-bruh-20]

Tony gets attached to people fast actually

when people are like "It's so unrealistic to say Tony and Peter had a close relationship or that Tony would ever give anything to Peter! they spent hardly any time together!" I'm just like. ?

My man met quiet, nerdy Bruce Banner and asked him to move in within the hour. He is a u-haul lesbian but for Potential Science Friends. You think my trauma survivor idiot bitch boy would look at Peter -- who like Bruce is smart enough to keep up with him, and unlike all the old avengers actually looks at him like he's a hero -- and not think, "please let me convince you to care about me"? lmao okay.

#tony stark locate some self-esteem challenge #tony: what if I just gave you everything ever? #will you love me? #you shouldn't! (please do) #thoughts #peter with his 1000 slide powerpoint about why tony stark is the best hero: mister stark if you don't shit the shut up #you don't have to get me anything #just try and get rid of me. you can't. #I'll stick to the side of your vehicle I have done it twice and I'll do it again. #tony stark #peter parker #iron dad and spider son #irondad and spiderson #iron dad #irondad #spider son #spiderson #ironfam #bruce banner #avengers #this is the other dumb thought thing I had to post ✌️ #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Yknow that theory that no two people see colour exactly the same?

Tony: Oh god, not again

Peter: What if that means everyones fabourite colour is the same?

Tony: What? Why?

Peter: because your yellow could be my red, so both of our favourite coloures are my red. And Harleys green could be my red too-

Steve: -Peter, I appreciate your enthusiasm-

Clint: I don't

Steve: but now is not the time for it.

Peter: ...why not?

Tony: because we are in a quinjet above a Nazi base

Peter: oh, right, that. Sorry

#queue a massive debate about this instead of a mission report #what about colourblind people? That means colourblind isn't a thing? we are just aware they see colour differently to us #or are colourblind people still real? #goddammit clint your giving me a headache! #what if colourblind people aren't real! they could be faking it for attention! #shut up harley not you too #steve rogers #marvel #peter parker #tony stark #clint barton #avengers #hawkeye #ironman #spiderman #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker

[creepypuppetbrigade]

I've watched this bit like 400 times

#dhmis spoilers #tony breaks his silence after 5 episodes of staying in his lane just to shut this guy up

[hg-aneh]

Crowley and his slutty little man waist

(Not a man, but you're damn right)

#but may i also offer #-david voice- booooobieeeees #aneh answers #aneh wont shut up #idc if you dont find disco tony hot #youre objectively wrong #if you don't #but just #look at him

[windswept-fields]

Wes Anderson movies + text post part 2/11 (or until I give up)

The Grand Budapest Hotel edition

Bonus

#wes anderson #the grand budapest hotel #Dmitri desgoffe-und-taxis #adrien brody #M Gustave #ralph fiennes #zero moustafa #tony revolori #Agatha #saorise ronan #jopling #willem dafoe #inspector henckels #edward norton #shut up pretty boy

[t4t4tony]

Performing routine maintainence on a hypersensitive android...... hearing their sighs and whimpers as I rearrange wires, dust off their circuitboards, and re-oil their joints.....

#😵‍💫😵‍💫 #shut up tony #robot kink #robot objectum

[tony-andonuts]

I am literally God right now

#shut up tony

[commander-writergirl]

Sometimes I wish my brain would just stop overanalyzing everything.

It makes it a pretty dark place to live.

#Sammi rambles #shut up Tony #real life problems

[robertdowneyjjr]

a soulmates au where your words only show up after you’ve met your soulmate. sort of like an insurance policy, you know, so you’re not left wondering whether every other person you meet is the one if your words are too generic.

in this universe, captain america has been recovered and active for several years now. he runs missions and saves the world with his ragtag team of superheroes formed by SHIELD. steve's become a celebrity, which he doesn't love, but it's something he learns to live with because that's life for public figures in the 21st century.

tony never became iron man because he walked away from his father's legacy the second he turned 18. he and howard are still working on their relationship, but maria couldn't be prouder and tells tony so everyday. he built his own company from the ground up and it's thriving under his leadership. he's only marginally famous these days and he tries his best to stay out of the limelight, guarding his private life as much as possible. that's how it's been for twenty years and he's happy.

they meet on a day when steve is tired, irritable and angry. he's just returned from a mission where two of his teammates were injured because of the faulty information they received. he goes out on a walk to let off some steam and he's just slipping his phone back into his pocket after rejecting fury's fifth call for a debrief when he slams right into tony.

tony was having a good day. he'd just sent out a new set of designs and decided to reward himself for it. he goes and gets himself a fresh, delicious, life-affirming cup of coffee and is just stepping out of the cafe with aforementioned cup when a walking brick wall comes out of nowhere.

good news is, tony had ordered a cold brew. once every few weeks that's just what he's in the mood for and it had been one of those days. bad news is, instead of drinking it he is now wearing it.

sticky and cold and more than a little shocked, tony barely has time to recover and figure out what happened when steve starts tearing into him.

“god damn it, watch where the fuck you’re going! that could have spilled all over me! idiot!” steve yells at tony. and on a normal day, he’d be apologetic and he’d never curse like this at a stranger. but he really didn’t need yet another thing to go wrong today and he’s on a short fuse.

maybe later, when he’s calmed down, he’ll think back on the cute man with the giant brown eyes staring at him in disbelief and start beating himself up over how he behaved.

at the moment, all tony can do is look at steve’s pristine white t-shirt that somehow has not a single drop of coffee on it, then look back down at his own chest. he has no words except, “wow. you’re a fucking asshole.” and he just turns around and walks away.

tony gets home and strips off for a rinse before he gets ready for his flight to london for a week of meetings. all the while he can’t help but think that angry blond man looked vaguely familiar and he can’t place where he knows him from. he doesn’t notice the new string of words tattooed down the side of his thigh until he’s in his hotel room half a day later.

meanwhile, steve gets home after his walk, after he’s checked on his teammates, after sitting with fury for three long hours to debrief, and finally washes the day off of him. before he gets into the shower, he notices something different about his reflection.

along his left bicep are the words, wow. you’re a fucking asshole.

he thinks back on the cute man with the big brown eyes and a chest full of coffee and wonders how in the hell he can fix this mess.

#maybe he uses his clout as a celebrity and makes a cryptic post on social media #with a picture of a coffee cup and a request for a second chance #and signs it off with ‘a fucking asshole’ #maybe tony sees it and realizes his soulmate is captain america #the man his dad wouldn’t shut up about #and holy crap wouldn’t that be a strange conversation to have with his dad next time he’s home for dinner #even funnier maybe maria sees the post and sends it to the family group chat and she��s like ‘howard this is your friend?’ #and that’s how tony finds out #or maybe steve goes whining to howard one day and happens to run into tony when he’s home visiting #so many possibilities #stevetony #stony #tony stark #steve rogers #stonyclunks soulmates au #kay writes things

[chiefdirector]

Gut feeling | Tony Dinozzo | NCIS

No.4: Hiding an injury

Sinking down into her desk chair, Special Agent (Y/N) (L/N) let out a gentle sigh, relief flooding through her as the pressure on her leg eased. She was somewhat thankful she had worn dark jeans, that paired with the dull lighting in the bullpen at night meant that she could hide the bloodstain coming from the hole in her leg until she could patch it up in private.

She had always been a private person, a childhood of broken promises and disappointments has caused her to close herself from other people, even when she truly wanted to let them in. She reasoned with herself on the way back from the raid the team had undertaken.

Slowly, one by one, the team left. She stayed under the guise of paperwork - it wasn't hard to believe, they did have mountains of it to shift through at the end of a case. Only when she thought the coast was clear did she sfhit her weight forwards, attempting to stand up. It took her a few tries but she eventually found her balance once again, thus beginning the slow limp down to autopsy where she knew Ducky kept af first aid kit for instances like these.

Except for the fact she barely made it two steps before she was grabbing the desk for balance, all the blood rushing from her head, causing the world to spin around her.

-----

Tony wasn't always the most observant, but even he could tell when something was wrong with (Y/N). She was usually so good at controlling her reactions that when she winces as she sat down, Tony knew something was wrong. That and with the look McGee gave him on the way out mean that he wasn't leaving the Navy Yard, not until he was at least sure that you were alright.

He did not pay close attention to most people but when it came to her, he could recall every freckle and replay the sound of her soft laughter in his head indefinitely. He knew that she wouldn't ask for help, so he slinked out of the room, claiming to be going on one of his many sexual adventures for the weekend ahead, but instead of taking the elevator down, he backtracked round the offices until he arrived in the kitchenette.

Tony managed to wait a whole seven minutes and forty-two seconds before he couldn't hold back on checking on (Y/N). He had a gut feeling that could rival Gibbs'; something was wrong.

The bullpen was empty when he arrived back. Maybe she was fine after all, maybe she went home. He thought as he maneuvered around the desks, only stopping when he saw her crumpled form partially hidden behind her own workspace.

With almost superhuman speed, Tony moved down the floor, pulling her head into his lap. He had one hand cradling her leg, and another pushing against where he could faintly see a blood stain on her trousers. He gently shook her. Once. Twice.

Shit. Shit. Shitting shit shit.

Tony could feel time slow down as he tried to wake her. Calling her name, nor moving her seemed to ruse her from her unconsciousness. The gut feeling was right afterall, there was some sick irony in that; the day he finally has an accurate gut feeling is the day where he loses everything.

He didn't know what to do. All of his training, both as a police officer and as a federal agent, were screaming in his head. They were commanding him to do something, anything. But he sat there frozen, panicked by a future where he wouldn't see her sarcastic smile in the mornings, or her sleepy goodbyes at night. A future where he wouldn't share movie nights, or go for impromptu midnight walks. A future where he would never get to tell her how much she had changed his life; a future where she wouldn't know how much he loved her.

Burdened with this thoughts, tony was unsure of what to do so hee shifted her once again, this time until her eyes briefly shuttered open.

"Hey sweetheart, gave me a fright there." He said, trying to bring her attention to him. He needed to keep her awake. "You need to tell me what hurts. What happened?"

"My..." She tried before stopping. She took a moment to compose herself. "My leg. Bastard shot it."

Tony moved slightly to get his phone from his pocket, dialing the emergency line for an ambulance "How'd you end up down here?"

She gave an answer, or at least tried to but the words seemed lost in her mouth, almost as if she didn't know herself. Tony wasn't surprised, by the way her body was she must have hit the ground, and hard.

"No point in worrying now, all you need to focus on is staying awake, getting better."

Tony looked down at her, waiting for her answer, but it never came. He wasn't sure when but her eyes had closed again. Gently he shook her shoulder again, trying to get her conscious for a few more minutes but this time instead of waking, her body fell limp.

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#tony dinozzo imagine #tony dinozzo x reader #ncis imagine #ncis #ailesswhumptober2023 #chiefdirector #technically this fits another prompt but counter arguement #shut the fuck up