Tumgik
#idk i guess once u start thinking about pets u gotta think about WHY they want it
coolspacequips · 6 years
Note
I am too tired to think of actual scenarios and details but imagine Kinkade, Shiro, and Lance have been together and living together for a while and they decide to take the next step: adopting a pet! What do each of them want: cat, dog, bird, snake?? Do they get more than 1? How many places do they look at, do they run into problems? Do they fall in love with something unexpected? What do they name it!
hey anon ok here we go with attempt 2 with answering this question!! i wrote a long ass response to this ask and then accidentally navigated away from the page somehow (typing too frantically? no conclusive science on this) and lost the whole thing :’)
but im bringing the same enthusiasm and mostly remember what i said so here we go again! (came back to say.... this got even longer idk why i am just rambling abt pet meta this is ridiculous)
so, we all know that i want shance to be married with a cat, but moving into ot3 territory things are getting a little bit more complicated. 
pet discussions probably open up as a joke, with lance complaining about wanting a little buddy to play with around the house, and the others agreeing that they could use someone to keep their energy up and their laps warm whenever hes away. but whenever lance sighs and moans for a pet, it tends to be a different animal depending on the situation. 
so what do they actually want?
starting w lance naturally, i feel like hes a much more traditional pet type of guy. wants a cat to snuggle and play with, or a dog to run and swim with, something soft that he can get his hands on and smother in smooches. something thatll do well in a family home! whatever they get though, he would shower it with love and attention
shiro strikes me as more of a traditional pet guy, too, and we already know that he likes cats. if he had more time, i feel like he would like smaller pets, like a bunny or a bird, something he can keep nearby and speak softly too while just enjoying how cute and pretty it is. but the level of poop from both of those animals requires a lot of upkeep, and they need more specific care, and birds can get loud, which kinkade is not the hugest fan of, anyway
kinkade is the odd one out here, though. i mean, of course he likes your traditional house pet just as much as the next guy, and animals actually Love him for reasons beyond his comprehension, but he actually likes reptiles. we know hes a reflective guy, one who seems to value having control, and idk i think he would find a lot of comfort in the routine of caring for a high maintenance pet like that! he likes reptiles because theyre stoic but full of so much personality, and he just enjoys kind of watching them do their own thing in their habitat, showing his care by keeping their temp and humidity under control, decorating their tanks to a ridiculous degree to make them as comfortable and immersive as he can for them. he spoils them a little with treats, and you might even catch him murmuring softly to them while he feeds and cleans and handles them.
he knows its a weird sort of pet, though, so he doesnt speak up about it when they really start to consider their pet options. naturally, they eventually settle on a cat that they love to pieces. lance loves to play with it, it makes kinkade smile and laugh, it pulls shiro out of his thoughts when he gets lost in them, and they all spoil it!!
lance remembers way back at the garrison, though, that kinkade had a ‘secret’ tank that he kept in his dorm for a while before getting caught, in the earlier days. it was a whole schoolyard scandal, just another layer of kinkade mystery. he brings this up one day, and it all comes out that actually, kinkade just has a soft spot for those scaly little guys, and both lance and shiro want to know why he didnt just tell them that before! 
really, kinkade still has trouble opening up, even to them, even after all this time. he just kept it to himself, he couldnt really say why, not wanting to derail the conversation when they probably wouldnt want some gross reptile anyway. but they are on board!! if this is a modern au, they probably get something not TOO difficult, like a bearded lizard or a pretty cornsnake, maybe a turtle if the commitment is real, but omg can you imagine them giving him a cool little alien reptile that becomes his bff??? please!
but yeah they decide they want to learn more about this special interest of kinkades, and get together with him to research different breeds and the stuff that theyre gonna need to take care of their new reptile! shiro is actually, surprisingly, a little more twitchy about them, a cross between being uneasy with them and being wary because theyre small and delicate once kinkade has gently coaxed the little thing into his hand. he warms up to them, though. lance is v enthusiastic to touch it and feed it, even though he puts on a big production of bravado when he has to put his hand close to its mouth and it snatches whatever he has out, jerking his hand back and then putting it on his hip with a big laugh like he meant to do it
theres a bit of an adjustment period as their cat is Fascinated with their new housemate, but they quickly condition her not to stress the lil thing out
also if its a modern au i just decided that they land on getting a turtle and name it atlas, because its carrying the world on its back, and because theyre nerds, and atlas.
so thats it lol, thanks for coming to my ted talk!!
47 notes · View notes
un2-verse · 3 years
Text
BILLY — Kim Taehyung (2)
Tumblr media
pairing: taehyung x f reader
genre: horror au, yandere au, saw/john kramer au
synopsis: News of a Sadistic Serial Killer nicknamed “Jigsaw” is spreading around town like wildfire… the nickname stemming from the puzzle piece he cuts from every victim’s body. No one knows who he’ll trap next but in a town full of delinquents and criminals, it could never be you. Right?
warnings: mentions of suicidal thoughs, abusive relationships, stalking etc. dont read if triggered. there are some ?? fucked up things in this but idk what to word them. but also mentions of self harm/self hating thoughts.
wordcount: 2.2k
a/n: unedited so pls forgive me for any mistakes and lmk if u want to be added to a taglist^^
series masterlist
part one part three
Tumblr media
You’d spent a couple of hours in the café with Taehyung. Jimin popped over every now and then to talk with his best friend and to make sure you had everything you needed while there.
When you left, Jimin wrapped his arms around you as he bid his farewell, “It was lovely to meet you Y/N! Please, don’t be a stranger!” You simply nodded your head as you pulled away from the hug. You grinned back at him as he moved to Taehyung. You opened the door, carefully stepping outside to leave the boys with some privacy.
Once the door shut Jimin’s smile beamed, “so she’s the girl you’re always talking about, Flower? Right?”
“Yeah she is, thanks for that though man but, I’ve gotta go. I’ll see you later?”
Taehyung smiled as he made his way towards you, you looked up and he swore, he saw a hint of nervousness in your eyes, probably because it’s dark, he thought to himself. “Come on then, let’s get you home.” He held out his hand, you were quick to grab a hold of it. Taehyung intertwined your fingers as he tugged you back across the road, “it’ll take about twenty minutes, you gonna be alright to walk?” he glanced down to you.
Your heart warmed at the way his eyes smiled with him, “I’ll be fine, thank you.” He seemed happy enough with your answer as you fell into a steady rhythm. You felt a little conflicted, you may not know Taehyung well but he had an energy about him that made you wanna spill every secret you knew, you’d shared pointless stories while you were at the café, having learnt Taehyung was a family oriented person, he loved art and he was passionate about little subjects other people would deem small. Yet he had a warmth that you’d not seen in anyone else.
Fuck it, you thought, he’s shown nothing but kindness, you may aswell open upto him… atleast.
“I was in an abusive relationship.” Taehyung felt himself smirk but quickly wiped it from his face, he arched an eyebrow as he looked down to you, “it was my first too. It left me, fucked up, in a way. Not that I wasn’t already fucked up.” Progress. He squeezed your hand in reassurance, go on… “I’ve always been insecure and uh, uncomfortable with the way I look. After that disaster of a relationship, it left me worse for wear.” you kept your eyes on the road, you didn’t want to see the judgement on his face yet it didn’t stop you from carrying on, “I never told my friends or family about it. None of them knew I was struggling before it anyway so I’ve been letting it tear me apart.”
“Why tell me then doll?”
You risked a glance at his face. There were no traces of judgement or pity. Swallowing down your nerves, you added softly, “I had to tell someone. Even if that someone is a random person— who showed me kindness when I needed it.”
Taehyung felt his heart clench, she’s already trusting me… this was easier than I thought. “Don’t feel like you need to tell me anything baby,” I already know it all.
You felt your cheeks burn from the pet name, how could something so simple, affect you this much? God, talk about a schoolgirl crush. “That’s the thing, I don’t feel like I need to. I just, I want to.”
Taehyung presented you with his boxy grin, “Then you can tell me anything you want, whether it's big or small.”
“Thank you Taehyung.” It was like the sun had shone down on you, the simplest gesture meant the world. Here you had a person willing to talk to you about your darkest secrets. A person willing to listen. Someone who had no ties to your family, which made it easier for the words to flow from you, “It’s like, I was this happy, care-free kid. I smiled without forcing it and when I laughed… I felt free. I didn’t feel like I was losing my breath. Not like I do now, everytime I do so much as breathe, it's like these roots have twisted around my lungs and everytime a breath escapes, they crush them tighter. It’s like a reminder. You’re never fully alive. You’re never fully happy. Pain overrides any other emotion. I’ve learned that, after all those years. I used to think, I’d never accept it.” A solemn silence fell over you. The roots squeezed your lungs even tighter as you whispered, “I’m scared of living.”
“Flower, some people are anchored to this world by their feet, others by their fears. You don’t have to voice it, I know you’re scared. You have your fears. Your demons. The thing you were doing at the cafe; is destructive. Anything that harms you, is destructive. Fuck, it may only be something as simple as picking your skin but that can lead into bigger things.”
It already has.
“Taehyung, I know that. I knew when it started but it helps, it lessens my anxiety. You’re the only one to have picked up on it. My friends… they don’t notice. If they do, they don’t mention it.”
Taehyung scoffed, “You really think anyone on this planet is your friend?”
Your mouth was sewn shut. You didn’t want to admit it but, there was some truth to his words.
You walked home in silence.
Tumblr media
That night haunted you. It forced its way into your dreams. It clouded your thoughts when Yoongi and Hoseok were with you. When you’d spent time together, you were vacant. A soulless body. It was like a poison had found its way into your brain, second guessing relationships and people’s motives.
‘You really think anyone on this planet is your friend?’
Why were you letting it get in your head so much? You knew your friends. They were the only ones you felt safe with. They were your friends for a reason, they supported you (albeit sometimes they had a sense of… tough love) but they always had your back.
You didn’t mention Taehyung to Yoongi or Hoseok. You felt as though that was something that should be kept between you and him. Plus, the duo would’ve felt betrayed and upset by the fact you had wandered into foreign territory alone and found company in a complete stranger-- especially after they’d warned you about the whole Jigsaw shit.
To save the arguments, you went about your life as usual. You helped out your Mum with the flower shop, the array of flowers made you realise how the simplest things were beautiful. That of course, didn’t include yourself. Rancid thoughts clouded what was once, a tranquil space. Those god forsaken roots hadn’t lessened. Breathing was still difficult— as was pretending that you were absolutely fine.
You avoided mirrors, a quick glance could wreck your entire mood. You hated people taking photos of you, it made you scrutinise every single thing.
My nose is too big.
My chin is too round.
My face just shouts ugly.
My legs are disgusting.
My stomach is embarrassing.
My boobs are weird.
Not to say, you didn’t have these thoughts on the regular. However, the more you eluded your appearance, the voices lessened. You could ignore the way you looked, forget it completely. Often convinced yourself you were a plain person. The stereotypical norm: someone that no one would look twice at. It helped you get on with everyday tasks, it helped you ease the anxiety.
After all, every flower must grow through dirt.
But how would you react? If you knew, he had all the pictures of you?
Tumblr media
Tuesdays you worked at your Dad’s garage. You didn’t know much about cars but you enjoyed his company. As well as spending time with Hobi and Yoongi. You often found yourself pranking the former with Yoongi, little jokes that luckily, didn’t piss Hobi off too much.
Today though, you were late. You’d had to spend more time trying to find the more appropriate clothing… you didn’t want people to see the slashed lines of red that littered your body.
After you messily threw an outfit together, you made your way down to the garage. You found your eyes trained on the silver Nissan Skyline, mouth agape as you collided into something.
You felt hands grab your shoulders, “Watch where you’re going,” Yoongi brought his hands to ruffle your hair, “gotta be careful while we’ve got that here kidda. That fuckers expensive.” He released a chuckle as you rolled your eyes, softly elbowing him out the way.
Your dad was under the bonnet, a box of tools were scattered around his feet. Organised mess, your Dad was infamous for it.
“Sorry I’m late Pops, what do you want me to do?”
Not even a second later, your Dad turned to face you, “Ah darling, not a lot while we’re working on this. Can you go make us some drinks?”
“Yeah course, I won’t be too long!”
You passed Hoseok on your way to the little kitchen situated at the back, he sent you a wink as he shouted across, “Coffee for me kidda!”
Three cups were spread in front of you. Americano for Yoongi, Coffee for Hobi and Cappuchino for Pops. Just as you were about to shout the guys, a presence had situated itself comfortably behind you. Before you had time to turn around, a deep baritone voice addressed you, “You not gonna ask me if I want a cup baby?”
You felt yourself still. You knew that voice. The voice that was haunting your dreams, even your wake.
You really think anyone on this planet is your friend?
Taehyung watched the way your body tensed, your shoulders stiffened, your breathing altered. Hm, she’s nervous. How cute.
“What are you doing here?” the words passed your lips, delivered as though they were encased in thorns.
A deep chuckle filled the room, “What do you think I’m doing here?” Taehyung inched closer, the atmosphere was almost palpable. You felt the way his chest brushed against your back, a sudden chill shot through you as he brought his hand up— which grazed against your skin whilst he moved your hair from your neck. His eyes turned hungry at the sight of your goosebumps. Your heart raced when he brought his head lower, lips next to your ear, “You think I’m here for you baby?” I am… but you don’t need to know that just yet.
You spun around, squashed between the table and Taehyung. Heat radiated off of him, how can he be so hot? It felt like you were in a furnace (while face to face with the Devil.)
Fear stricken, you tried to fight through it. Don’t show him. Don’t let him see. With a sarcastic smile plastered on your face you retorted, “Of course you are Taehyung. You tracked me down using the information I gave you and figured out which Garage is ours.”
The sarcasm was practically dripping from your tone like venom. Taehyung felt himself stifle a laugh.
You just didn’t know. In all fairness, you didn’t know anything. How would you know that Taehyung had done exactly that, except he’d done it months prior.
He lowered his head to yours, your hands raised to push him away but Taehyung wrapped his fingers around each wrist and tugged them to lay between you before you even had the chance to nudge him. You felt like you were stuck in a Venus fly trap.
“I’m not some type of sicko, doll.”
You were just a naive, misunderstood, little girl.
“I’m getting my car fixed. Your dad’s working on it right now.”
Your body visibly relaxed, releasing a breath you didn’t know you were holding. “Oh, the Skyline? Wait, you have a car and made us walk back to mine the other week?”
“I didn’t make you walk for the fun of it baby, my car is literally in the shop so obviously it was broken.”
Only, the car was perfectly fine when you met him those weeks ago. He had made the pair of you walk so he’d have more of a chance to speak to you and to touch you. The only way he could follow you around without being suspicious, especially at your dads work, was to have a somewhat reasonable excuse (which resulted in him messing with the engine). He knew although you’d shied away from him that night, he could easily win you back around.
“Oh shit, I’m sorry Taehyung. I’m also uh, sorry about how that night ended.”
“Don’t sweat it, I know what I said came off a little... weird but I didn’t mean any harm.”
With an angelic smile on your face in return, Taehyung knew that soon, that smile would morph into a grateful one. After all, he was going to help you.
Until a person is faced with death, it’s impossible to tell whether they have what it takes to survive.
Live or Die.
Your choice.
Tumblr media
He had first seen you out and about last year. However, he had first heard of you when the guys working for him had slammed a file onto his desk, Subject #13 was scrawled on the top. Filled to the brim with pictures of you and everything about your life down to the littlest detail.
L/N Y/N— D.O.B 03.11.02— 19 years old.
Phone number: XXXXX.XXXXX
Female. Lives with parents at: 171 Norm Street, Falfield F91 7DW. Was outcasted at school but befriended a Jeon Jeongguk [19 years, male. 92 Carriers Road, Cressage CY5 3EA. XXXXX.XXXXX].
Ex partner is Kang Jaehyo. [23 years. Male. Abusive and manipulative, laid his hands on Y/N multiple times leaving bruises and scars. Sexual abuse was also discovered. Have been broken up for 4 months. 13 Walkers Drive, Falfield, F73 1DL XXXXX.XXXXX]
Y/N has suicidal ideations (as well as 7 attempts). Self harms by “cutting” “punching” and “scratching”. Diagnosed with Depression and Anxiety Disorder on May 13th 2016. Works at Toret Garage and Letty’s Floral. Both places owned by parents.
The web of lies and deceit had barely scraped the surface.
196 notes · View notes
flamediel · 3 years
Note
1. who do u think uses the most petnames
Erick, he has a silly sense of humor so I think he comes up with crazy and silly nicknames that catch on with the rest.
2. What pet names do you think they each like to call you ~romantically~
Richard- shorty/shawty or baby girl. He has a height complex (short with a big attitude) so he is def gonna use petnames that accentuate that he is bigger than you. Though, I also think he would be the one to call you like the most grand stuff to hype you up like "my diosa" or something like that.
Chris- Cutesy version of your name. In terms of like terms of endearment I think he constantly changes them up, like for a month he calls you sweetie, then two weeks he can't stop calling you whatever cute wording the used in their new single (like honeyboo for example) and so on. He has a fun personality and needs to keep it fun and light in the relationship too.
Zabdiel- He will absolutely call you Mi amor when he is annoyed/frustrated, almost all boricuas do that. Prob just goes with mami , bebe (or the less common variant beba) and if you have a middle name he would 100 call you that. With Zabdiel, I feel petnames is all about intimacy so when he uses each petname kind of becomes code words for his moods or his feelings or just some secret joke between you two.
Joel - the one that goes absolutely into the ridiculously sweet petnames. He will call you honey, sweeatheart, mi cielo, mi reina, mi vida and prob refers to you when talking to other people as "the love of my life". This boy is a hopeless romantic and the way he uses petnames reflect that.
Erick- creatively made up petname...maybe based on something that reminds him of you or maybe some silly but adorable version of your name. Whatever it is, Erick came up with it just for you and it will 100% make you feel special. He just seems to be the type that can find humor in everything and will turn that silly humor into fun petnames.
3. What petnames do they like to be called ~romantically~
Richard: I feel that though he doesn't really care much, he would kind of love it if you called him by his middle name. And well, the classic Papi I guess?
Chris: He would be so upset if you called him by his full first name, he automatically thinks he did something wrong when you do that. I think he would be fine with anything as long as you say it in the write tone, like if you say a sweet name but your tone isn't sweet he'd put a pouty face until you use the right tone...what you are actually using as a petname he doesnt care much.
Zabdiel: I think he prob likes to hear you say his name just like that. But he prob expect a similar version of what he calls you depending the situation so nicknames like Papi and bebé/bebo are prob tossed around the most.
Joel: anything is fair game except his name, he will call you like at least 3 petnames when talking to you and he expects the same treatment. Mi amor, mi rey, mi corazón, ect are some examples.
Erick: Prob the classic baby? Idk tbh 🙈 Maybe he is into animal petnames? Yeah, I can see that like you calling him by whatever animal the first plushie he gave you.
4. What petnames do they call you but ~spicy~
Ok, Im gonna try it differently now, Imma say a couple of petnames and who I think would say them when getting spicy:
-Daddy's girl/ Good Girl - Richard, Chris, Zabdiel (when he is feeling in the mood to tease)
-Mami- Erick & Zabdiel
-My (insert degrading term here) -Richard and Chris
-Mia/Mine - Zabdiel, Joel and Richard (yeah they give the vibes to whisper possessively when going down on you)
Nena- Zabdiel & Erick (prob as a warning when being teased)
-Baby- Joel, maybe Richard (though Baby Girl is more his style)
-My pet -I think this might slip out of Joel's mouth in the right context.
Kitten/ Gatita :Richard, Chris and Erick
Belleza: Chris, Zabdiel & Erick
Mi diosa: Richard
Princesa: Richard, Chris & Joel
5. What petnames do they like to be called but ~spicy~
Daddy: Obviously Richard, Chris and Zabdiel (but I think Zabdiel specifically might prefer the spanish alternative Papi)
Baby: Zabdiel and Erick (Joel would be both turned on and offended by being called baby)
Calling them by their own names: All of them, have you seen the egos of those boys? Yeah
Calling them by their middle name: Richard and Chris
Dirty/ Naughty boy: Chris, Zabdiel, Erick & Joel
My pet: Zabdiel
Guapo: Richard & Joel
DAMN ok iara lets go!
1. who do u think uses the most petnames?
erick. i agree he’s so silly he’s always using casual nicknames it’s the cutest
2. What pet names do you think they each like to call you ~romantically~
richard: can’t lie if that man started calling me shawty i would call him that right back he’s barely a few inches taller and he comes in w that energy? but tbh i just feel like i would v much enjoy pissing richard off alkjdlshs. baby girl or anything romantic or extra like that tho? bro I’d be so RED and he knows
chris: i agree i don’t see him sticking to one name for too long he’s always changing it up. esp when he’s joking around he’ll sing those parts to you and just watch you blush and roll your eyes at him for it. 
zab: i love the idea of nicknames varying by mood. and it just turns into a thing where you can kind of figure out where he’s at mentally based on what he says. mi amor when he’s annoyed or frustrated, but then bebe when he’s tired and just needs a hug. mami when he’s all needy, just TONS OF NICKNAMES. i can see him using a middle name esp if you don’t love it to make it all cutesy, or your last name.
Joel: yep.. that fucking tracks dskjjdhjkshk man loves love and he is sickly sweet w his pet names. it’s honestly cute how constant it is and esp since it’s all genuine it makes you SOFT man
erick: look i see erick pulling a christopher w those song themes pet names like my boo and shit but he’s super jokey with it, he also uses like those ridiculously over the top ones but always w some humor behind them. and name ones, 100%, he’s really cutesy and jokey with it. 
3. What petnames do they like to be called ~romantically~
Richard: def papi, but i also do think he cares like. richard gives me lowkey romantic vibes like once he’s in w someone he’s IN yk? and I feel like he’d enjoy being called my love or amor or something like that bc he does have a soft spot and we gotta talk about it more dammit
Chris: you’re right christopher is so formal? and even chris i feel like he wouldn’t love. he deserves affection ok he wants to be called love and baby and like even papi casually and just w a ton of love in your voice and if you sound off he’s gonna be so confused about it. 
Zabdiel: ok but zabdiel as a name seems so intimate for some reason? idk why but it really does. i would call him baby 100% like idc if he’s twice my side and could physically split me in half he’s baby and if he’s MY baby then he will definitely be made aware of this lmao. 
Joel: joel needs love and affection and uou know what that’s valid. baby? sweetheart? amor? angel? he’s melting
Erick: not animal nicknames 😭i can see it tbh but he looks like my cousin so i can’t even imagine him like that lmao
4. What petnames do they call you but ~spicy~
Daddy's girl/ Good Girl - this is such a richard and chris phrase, zab when he’s teasing or feeling dommy but chris ESP like if you’re giving him head? “you’re being such a good girl for me, just like that baby”
Mami- Erick & Zabdiel, sure, but also chris. tho in a more casual way. he would DEF say it in bed too. 
My (insert degrading term here) -Richard and Chris. yes, tho rich uses more degrading terms i feel like. 
Mia/Mine - Zabdiel, Joel and Richard. yes but ESP ZABDIEL like? when he’s just, slightly jealous or put off. if you’re teasing him by talking to other guys or not giving him attention for example? he’s pinning you to the bed, kissing down your chest and just whispering it to you, reminding you who exactly can turn you into this mess.
Nena- Zabdiel & Erick definitely. zab in that quiet voice when you’re trying to tease him in public especially “later, nena”
Baby- Joel ESPECIALLY yes, and in that whiney babyyyyy when he wants attention
My pet ok yes i agree this is def only joel and only in specific scenarios
Kitten/Gatita: Richard, Chris and Erick. i can see this esp w richard in that teasing, degrading tone when he has you tied up and on your knees, stroking your face and wiping the running mascara off of your cheek once he’s finished fucking your mouth
Belleza: Chris, Zabdiel & Erick. erick for sure. big erick vibes w this one, whispered undfer his breath as he watches you undress. 
Mi diosa: Richard yes he’s such a ficking simp like? we need to talk about that more
Princesa: Richard, Chris & Joel. again w richard the band’s simp and then chris and joel for sure, both sexually and not. 
5. What petnames do they like to be called but ~spicy~
Daddy: I agree with this being a richard thing, but i think chris is definitely more into papi and zab would only really be ok with papi. I don’t see him liking daddy at all tbh, but papi? for sure. 
Baby: Zabdiel better like being called baby bc i will call him baby all the time he has such baby energy. I actually see erick being more offended by it as the baby of the group, and joel being surprised at first but leaning into it. 
Calling them by their own names: omg yes in bed? esp zabdiel he will MAKE you say his name in bed when he’s feeling possessive, asking you who this pussy belongs to. richard def prefers daddy in bed and might take his name as being bratty but in foreplay or less intense scenes he’s super into it. 
Calling them by their middle name: Richard and Chris. tbh idk about this one like? maybe? i really don’t know.
Dirty/Naughty boy: Chris, Zabdiel, Erick & Joel. ok i’m gonna have to say this one goes to joel i think he feels good about breaking rules and this is definitely one of those things that reminds him he’s being nasty lol. 
My pet: Zabdiel. i see that highkey. also likes callling you mami in the same vein esp when you’re taking the lead
Guapo: Richard & Joel. i very firmly believe if you call richard anything but daddy in bed he’s mad BUT i can see this in teasing or foreplay w him for sure. joel is def into it he needs an ego boost. 
come talk about petnames
6 notes · View notes
batsysims · 5 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media
didnt wanna do an actual Simself Edit™ so have an arrested development reference
anyways
i was tagged by @0cherub & i tag any1 who hasnt done this yet bc who doesnt like answering 125 questions abt themselves oh also @flavortowne im forcing you to do this sry
get to know me tag
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? its batsy dont worry abt it
2. WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME? its batsy dont worry abt it
3. BIRTHDAY? september 15
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK SERIES?  what?? are books
5. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS OR GHOSTS? ye both
6. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR? ummmm idk lmfao i havent “read” a “book”” in like 5 years 
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION? 35 & 36 on sirius are like basically the exact same station but that doesnt mean i dont constantly alternate between the two whenever im near a radio
8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ANYTHING? pink is a v trustworthy flavor
9. WHAT WORD WOULD YOU USE OFTEN TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING GREAT OR WONDERFUL? *owen wilson voice* wrow
10. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE SONG? what kinda question is this wt f ive currently reobsessed myself w marina and the diamonds so honestly any of her discography
11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD? idk any words :^/ sry
12. WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO? wheels on the bus im exhausted
13. WHAT TV SHOW WOULD YOU RECOMMEND FOR EVERYBODY TO WATCH? man in the high castle. man in the high castle. man in the high ca
14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE TO WATCH WHEN YOU’RE FEELING DOWN? clerks al;dksfjf
15. DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES? almost exclusively sims and fallout but every once in a while some indie game i find on steam so. yea
16. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? never doing anything in my life and having nothing 2 look forward to!! yay
17. WHAT IS YOUR BEST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? probably my resiliency, maybe?? idk
18. WHAT IS YOUR WORST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? my habit of allowing bad things to happen to me lol
19. DO YOU LIKE CATS OR DOGS BETTER? cats but im sorta kinda indifferent 2 both i think i might 1 of the 5 ppl on earth who dont like having pets
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? summer and fall
21. ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? yea
22. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU MISS FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD? not being lazy lmfao
23. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? @flavortowne eye emoji
24. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? blue
25. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? its natural brown but im thinkn abt going either red or blonde again
26. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU LOVE? like 3 ppl irl and everyone on discord u guys legit
27. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU TRUST? my person and @flavortowne eye emoji
28. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN? tom hardy. what is his end goal
29. ARE YOU CURRENTLY EXCITED ABOUT/FOR SOMETHING? tbh going 2 basic lmfao im!! lame
30. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST OBSESSION? as of right now,, spiderverse lol
31. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW AS A CHILD? teletubbies was fckn legit and so was old school spongebob
32. WHO OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER CAN YOU TELL ANYTHING TO, IF ANYONE? my person
33. ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS? im not superstitious,,, but i am a little stitious
34. DO YOU HAVE ANY UNUSUAL PHOBIAS? i cant deal w fishing poles idk
35. DO YOU PREFER TO BE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA OR BEHIND IT? in front babey
36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY? sims or stitching play foods 4 the kid to use on her play kitchen
37. WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? stop asking book questions
38. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? spiderverse yeye
39. WHAT MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY? piano & i try 2 pretend i know what im doing w a ukulele
40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL? stingrays :^)
41. WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 5 FAVORITE TUMBLR BLOGS THAT YOU FOLLOW? legit all my mutuals
42. WHAT SUPERPOWER DO YOU WISH YOU HAD? i had an oc that could read ppls memories like a scrapbook if he touched them and i always honestly thought that was. cool
43. WHEN AND WHERE DO YOU FEEL MOST AT PEACE? in my house!! the door b locked bitch!!!!
44. WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE? toddler being an idiot toddler
45. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY?  its not really,, a sport,, but i bike
46. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? cream soda in those glass bottles is top tier non-alcoholic beverage
47. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A HAND-WRITTEN LETTER OR NOTE TO SOMEBODY? i wrote a letter 2 my person telling him he was an idiot and by the time it was mailed 2 his house i was already living there lol
48. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? nah
49. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? either ppl blowing vape in my face or holding something so close to my face i cant see i just go ballistic
50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A CONCERT? nope unless u count a sesame street liveshow like 10 years ago
51. ARE YOU VEGAN/VEGETARIAN? nope!
52. WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP? a cop lmfao
53. WHAT FICTIONAL WORLD WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN? this is horrible but the setting of new vegas i just feel like id be at home there, w the radiation and constant danger and dehydration
54. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WORRY ABOUT? the kid
55. ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK? only when im looking in the mirror adlkfj start thinkn abt a different face showing up instead of mine idk
56. DO YOU LIKE TO SING? yea
57. HAVE YOU EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL? skipped a whole year adlfkj
58. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE ON THE PLANET? this is basic but i miss the tri-state area
59. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE? this is basic but i miss nj
60. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? yea :^/ a dog, a cat, and uhhhh 14 fish
61. ARE YOU MORE OF AN EARLY BIRD OR A NIGHT OWL? night owl but honestly im just always tired
62. DO YOU LIKE SUNRISES OR SUNSETS BETTER? sunsettttt
63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? i do
64. DO YOU PREFER EARBUDS OR HEADPHONES? headphones. they just work
65. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? nah but i need em
66. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC? i listen to everything tbh
67. WHO IS YOUR HERO? michael cera
68. DO YOU READ COMIC BOOKS? i used to read them religiously but not so much any more. i am reading the TAZ graphic novel tho
69. WHAT MAKES YOU THE MOST ANGRY? having to repeat myself 20 times. or being an idiot when i wanna start a new hobby
70. DO YOU PREFER TO READ ON AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE OR WITH A REAL BOOK? idk how to read
71. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? honestly i had a blast in econ and my law enforcement class
72. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? a bro, another sibling, and a half-bro
73. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? food lmfao
74. HOW TALL ARE YOU? every time i measure myself im 5′2″ but the government insists that i am 5′3″ so w/e
75. CAN YOU COOK? yeap
76. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU LOVE? alcohol, bike riding, wearing stupid makeup
77. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU HATE? ppl holding me back, bird box, when my nail breaks before i can file it so its all oglee
78. DO YOU HAVE MORE FEMALE FRIENDS OR MORE MALE FRIENDS? uh idk?? i dont have,, many,,,, friends
79. WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION? bi
80. WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY LIVE? sc :’^(
81. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED? my brother
82. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? 2 nights ago the kid pistol whipped me in the chin w her phone and it just hurt so bad it legit made me lose it
83. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBER? ok this is dumb as shit the kid is obsessed w Blippi and i have a mom crush on him afdslfkjs
84. DO YOU LIKE TO TAKE SELFIES? ye
85. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE APP? i am currently obsessed w L.O.L. Surprise! Pop but all in all probs Pocket Camp
86. WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARENT(S) LIKE? bad as parents but theyre fine now that im an adult and they have a grandkid they can like
87. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOREIGN ACCENT? i dont like a majority of them lmfao but idk maybe uh?? irish
88. WHAT IS A PLACE THAT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO, BUT YOU WANT TO VISIT? rly wanna go to nevada but im moving to the mojave soon anyways so
89. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 15
90. CAN YOU JUGGLE? nope
91. ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? i was raised christian but i dont rly give a shit abt any of that
92. DO YOU FIND OUTER SPACE OR THE DEEP OCEAN TO BE MORE INTERESTING? outer space my dood the ocean is dumb and scary
93. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE A DAREDEVIL? im jus livin my life
94. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? i mean. im lactose intolerant but thats abt it
95. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? nope
96. CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR EARS? no
97. HOW OFTEN DO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING? when im wrong abt something
98. DO YOU PREFER THE FOREST OR THE BEACH? forest ig bad choices
99. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF ADVICE THAT ANYONE HAS EVER GIVEN YOU? i dont think i was ever given advice, ever. maybe thats why im like this
100. ARE YOU A GOOD LIAR? idk i try not 2 lie unless its like. an obvious exaggeration for the lols
101. WHAT IS YOUR HOGWARTS HOUSE? wtf idk ok i just did one of those quizzes & im a slytherin?? what does that mean
102. DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF? yeah
103. ARE YOU AN INTROVERT OR AN EXTROVERT? more of an introvert but im ok w going out there if i gotta
104. DO YOU KEEP A JOURNAL/DIARY? i keep one for the kid but thats abt it
105. DO YOU BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES? nah. unless it was something stupid like burning food like im not gonna ban u from the kitchen
106. IF YOU FOUND A WALLET FULL OF MONEY ON THE GROUND, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? if theres an id i guess mail it 2 the address on there?? idk ive never just. found a wallet. i think this happens a lot less than all the hypotheticals make it out to be
107. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF CHANGE? if theyre dedicated to it. i dont think ppl can just do it over night and i dont think its ever a 100% change
108. ARE YOU TICKLISH? dont touch me
109. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A PLANE? Yep
110. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? 2 in both ears but thats it
111. WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER DO YOU WISH WAS REAL? spidr...mna
112. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? no :^( once im cleared for them tho deffo
113. WHAT IS THE BEST DECISION THAT YOU’VE MADE IN YOUR LIFE SO FAR? i hate that this is the answer but enlisting adlfkjs
114. DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA? yeah ig??
115. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES OR CONTACTS? glasses
116. DO YOU WANT CHILDREN? 2 late
117. WHO IS THE SMARTEST PERSON YOU KNOW? we all b stupit
118. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MEMORY? idk?? i get embarrassed but also get over it quick so like. idk
119. HAVE YOU EVER PULLED AN ALL-NIGHTER? yea
120. WHAT COLOR ARE MOST OF YOU CLOTHES? black & red
121. DO YOU LIKE ADVENTURES? mhm
122. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TV? i was on nickelodeon back when they had those cuts to the Live Studio Audience™
123. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 21
124. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE? “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.”
125. DO YOU PREFER SWEET OR SAVORY FOODS? savory i almost never eat anything sweet
6 notes · View notes
Text
85 Questions!
Yay! Another tag! Thank you, @rekaszabo​ !!!
Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.
Last…?
1. Drink ─  Water
2. Phone call ─ my dad
3. Text message ─ my mom
4. Song you listened to ─ Bloodsport ‘15 by Raleigh Ritchie (it’s a personal favorite of mine. u should probs go have a listen)
5. Time you cried ─ hmmmm i think it was yesterday bc i was feeling so emo after seeing clips of exo cbx being emo at their concert
Ever…?
6. Dated someone twice ─ i have yet to date someone so
7. Kissed someone and regretted it ─ i’ve never even had a first kiss
8. Been cheated on ─ can’t be cheated on if i’m not in a relationship
9. Lost someone special ─ hmmm i don’t think so. there was an almost tho
10. Been depressed ─ yeah but not anymore, thankfully
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up ─ i have never drunk any alcoholic drink before and i probably never will so
3 Favourite Colors
ohmaigad i love pretty much every color there is but i guess i’ll go with these three rn
12. Pastel Pink
13. Pastel Blue
14. White
In the last year have you…
15. Made new friends ─ yeah, i have~
16. Fallen out of love ─ nope
17. Laughed until you cried ─ oh totally. way too many times than i could count
18. Found out someone was talking about you ─ thankfully, no
19. Met someone who changed you ─ hmmm i don’t think so
20. Found out who your friends are ─ i’m not sure what this means so um yeah
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list ─  nope
General
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl ─ i think i know about 2/3 of them but don’t talk to more than half of them so
23. Do you have any pets ─ i guess the koi fish in the fish pond count as pets since we named them and stuff hahaah
24. Do you want to change your name ─ i used to but now, not anymore
25. What did you do for your last birthday ─  i turned 18 during my last birthday so we had this small event with my immediate family and my other family, which is like my junior high school classmates, and a few other very close friends. it was a humble celebration with cute and memorable moments
26. What time did you wake up today ─ i think it was around 9 am
27. What were you doing at midnight last night ─  going thru Tumblr, just before i was about to sleep
28. What is something you can’t wait for ─ atm, i can’t wait to meet up with the friends in my squad and do something productive like learning a dance or filming a video or something
30. What are you listening to right now ─ Playdate by EXO-CBX
31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom ─ nope
32. Something that’s getting on your nerves ─ hm nothing comes to mind rn
33. Most visited website ─  YouTube and Tumblr
34. Hair colour ─ brown yo
35. Long or short hair ─ hmm i’m more of a medium length hair person but i guess rn i’ll go with long hair
36. Do you have a crush on someone ─  noooo unless you count Jaemin from NCT (... or Jaehyun. Sehun’s my boyfriend tho so um wait)
37. What do you like about yourself ─  physically, i love my collarbones. something that’s non-physical... i’ll go with the drive i have when i’m motivated to do something
38. Want any piercings? ─ any more than my ear piercings? nah
39. Blood type ─ O
40. Nicknames ─ people usually just call me “Raina” but i guess a nickname they call me is “Rain”
41. Relationship status ─ single (... but really, in a relationship with oh sehun)
42. Zodiac ─  aquarius
43. Pronouns ─ she/her
44. Fave TV shows ─ Sherlock, Doctor Who, Busted, Weekly Idol
45. Tattoos ─ i currently have none and i don’t plan on getting any in the future either
46. Right or left handed ─ right
47. Ever had surgery ─ noooooo
48. Piercings ─ just my ears
49. Sport ─ volleyball, soccer/football, badminton, swimming
50. Vacation ─  i’m not sure if this means which places i’ve vacationed at or places i want to go to for vacation so yeah
          Places I’ve Been To: a couple of places here in the philippines
          Places I WANT To Go To: inside the philippines, i want to visit palawan. outside of the country, i currently want to go to japan and south korea. although, in the future, i really just want to travel everywhere. most of asia and europe tbh
51. Trainers ─ hmm i currently don’t have any trainers and i don’t really prefer any brand so uh yeah
More general
52. Eating ─ just ate some piattos cheese
53. Drinking ─ water
54. I’m about to watch ─  NCT’s i love you game again
55. Waiting for ─ june 13 so i can ask about available slots for my course
56. Want ─ to actually execute and do all the plans i have for the next two months, before college starts for me
57. Get married ─ lol maybe in like a decade or so
58. Career ─ i wanna be a doctor while i am a fashion designer altho i still lowkey have this dream of being an idol
Which is better
59. Hugs or kisses ─ i’m very much a hugger so huGS
60. Lips or eyes ─ i’m into both bc i mean, eyes glisten and shine and show you all these emotions. it’s like legitimately a window to someone’s soul. but i’m inlove with how lips curve when someone smiles or laughs srsly i’m all up for that
61. Shorter or taller ─ idk if this is for myself or for my s/o. if for myself, i wanna be a bit taller. if for my s/o, then i don’t really mind whatever their height would be but i guess taller is cute
62. Older or younger ─ i’m good with either but for younger, preferably not someone who’s more than a year younger than me
63. Nice arms or stomach ─ i don’t really prefer anything so i guess either is good??
64. Hookup or relationship ─ relationship. preferably with sehun oh. or jaemin na. or jaehyun jung
65. Troublemaker or hesitant ─ a balance between the two sounds pretty good
Have you ever
66. Kissed a stranger ─ nope
67. Drank hard liquor ─ nope
68. Lost glasses ─ ohmaigad yes ugh why
69. Turned someone down ─ just once
70. Sex on first date ─ lol the first time i’ll probably ever even think about actually doing it is when i’m married
71. Broken someone’s heart ─ idk??? maybe?? maybe not??
72. Had your heart broken ─ yeah, kinda
73. Been arrested ─ i only turned 18 so nah and hopefully, i never will
74. Cried when someone died ─ i don’t think anyone that affected me significantly died so no
75. Fallen for a friend ─ i guess you could say that
Do you believe in…?
76. Yourself ─ yeah. if i don’t, then who else will
77. Miracles ─ yeah totally
78. Love at first sight ─ nah
79. Santa Claus ─ i used to at some point but not anymore
80. Kiss on a first date ─ hmmm not really
81. Angels ─ yeah
Other
82. Best friend’s name ─ i have a couple of best friends actually but two of my absolute bestest friends are Chloe and Kyla
83. Eye colour ─ broooooown
84. Favourite Movie ─ i know i have a lot but atm, i gotta say it’s The Little Prince
85. Favourite Actor  ─ i don’t have only one particular favorite actor and fangirl over them hard or anything but i guess i love the following people: Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Anne Hathaway, Park Hae Jin, and Park Shin Hye
so that’s another tag done! i can’t really tag 20 people so um yeah. i’m tagging @warmhugsnowflakes @jaemin-my-shinee-world @lovelynajaemin @exclusivejably and pretty much anybody else who wants to do this. of course, for the ones that i did tag, you don’t have to do it~
so yeah, thanks!
5 notes · View notes
cherubhearted · 6 years
Text
92 Truths Tag
RULES: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged!
Tagged by the lovely and the amazing @purelysoft ! tysm <3 
LAST:
Drink: dr. pepper
Phone call: to my manager for work ;u; 
Text message: me complaining to my bf about having to work tomorrow!
Song you listened to: “your reality” from doki doki literature club </3
Time you cried: it was almost today, lol. i dont actually remember the last time, i think when i watched doki doki for the first time.
HAVE YOU EVER: 
Dated someone twice: nah fam
Been cheated on: nope
Kissed someone and regretted it: mmmm nah
Lost someone special: yes.
Been depressed: for sure. it’s something i still battle with unfortunately, but i’m better than before.
Been drunk and thrown up: i’ve never thrown up from being drunk, but i’ve never gotten that wasted before either.
IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend: i’ve made several new acquaintances. i’d say the only “real” new friends i’ve made were about two years ago when i started college. 
Fallen out of love: nope i’d say i’m more in love now than ever before <3
Met someone who changed you: not this year, no. 
Laughed until you cried: yes, over the dumbest thing too lmao
Found out who your true friends are: yeah, i think so.
Found out someone was talking about you: is this just bad things? i found out one of my friends says very nice things about me haha. but i don’t doubt people talk bad about me all the time either. or am i just paranoid? idk.
GENERAL:
How many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: like...four i think. 
Do you have any pets?: yep, i have 5 cats (yikes! sounds like a lot but only two of them solely belong to me because i adopted them, haha.), two dogs, and some small fish.
Do you want to change your name?: i legally want to change my name to my preferred name, yes. 
What time did you wake up this morning?: twelve p.m., i slept in haha.
Name something you cannot wait for: the black panther movie!! also can’t wait for the my hero academia fighting game, and the day me and my bf finally get a little apartment together. <3
Have you ever talked to a person named tom?: um...does tom from animal crossing count??
What’s getting on your nerves right now: work, omg.
Blood type: i dont know actually 
Nickname: i have a few...davey, and baby boy are my boyfriend’s favorites <3
Relationship status: taken as heck 
Zodiac sign: aries! 
Pronouns:  he/him
Favorite show: haikyuu! <333 
College: art institute!
Hair color: platinum blond/gray, my natural hair is a dark strawberry blonde
Do you have a crush on someone: is it bad i get crushes easily? but my bf is still my #1 crush
What do you like about yourself: i’ve grown a lot as a person and keep growing every year. i’ve learned to love myself when i used to detest myself, and i can at least say i’m proud of who i am now.
FIRSTS:
First surgery: idk if it really counts as a surgery but i had to have some scar tissue lasered off before. 
First piercing: my first and only, an industrial bar in each ear. 
First sport you joined: track and field! the only sport i was interested in joining since i was little.
First vacation: ummm probably a trip to California when i way too little to remember it?? so does that really count.
First pair of sneakers: baby sneakers probably 
RIGHT NOW:
Eating: these little chocolate covered strawberry cream cake snacks.
Drinking: dr. pepper
I’m about to: work on homework
Listening to: “a horse with no name” michelle branch 
Want kids: nah. if i ever did, i’d wanna adopt, that’s the only way.
Get married: hm...well i obviously dont want to right now, but im not opposed to ever being married!
Career: i work in retail right now, but i’m working to become a designer.
WHICH IS BETTER:
Lips or eyes: geez, idk, both? but in my opinion a really nice pair of lips is like, the greatest blessing a person can naturally have.
Hugs or kisses: ahh...i love both...but kisses are great....wait, why am i on about lips again??
Shorter or taller: ffff. how can i choose? it depends on the person.
Troublemaker or hesitant: gotta love them troublemakers.
Older or younger: ummm is this for romantic interests or? well ive always gotten along with older people anyway. one of my best friends is five years older than me in college so i guess thats a good age range. 
Romantic or spontaneous: ummm romantic! im such a sap
Sensitive or loud: mmmmm idk really? i like...people that are both. i’m both too so maybe thats why.
Hookup or relationship: ive never had a hookup haha. so relationships.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Kissed a stranger: lmao nope i dont have that kinda nerve
Drank hard liquor: nope i probably would hate the taste too much
Lost contacts/glasses: i’ve lost my boyfriend’s!
Sex on the first date: nope, i dont have enough first dates haha
Broken someone’s heart: unfortunately, yes. i’ll admit to it, bc i wanted to be friends and she didnt
Been arrested: omg heck no
Turned someone down: eheh, yeah, unfortunately, a lot of people 
Fallen for a friend: yeppp 
DO YOU BELIEVE: 
In yourself: some days!
Miracles: nah.
Love at first sight: this is gay but yes bc i literally was so smitten with my bf the first day i ever met him. never thought that was possible tbh
TAGGING: ummmm lemme tag some cool blogs! i’d also like to get to know these guys better:
@malnedott @stephie-senpai @lunawlw @goth-kid @safeflora @moonkidcat @chire-styx @beautiful-smol-prince @lambmilk @chaste-juvenescence @rotten-angel-food @kultani @heavensentcherub 
You don’t have to do all the questions if you arent comfortable with some of them! also anyone who i didnt tag (theres so many of you lovely followers!) who wants to do it, please do! i wanna get to know you guys better. <3
12 notes · View notes
boo1a4 · 6 years
Text
11 question tag!
Hey guys so I was tagged by 5 of my fav gals to do the 11 questions tag (THATS 55 QUESTIONS WHY ARE YALL LIKE THIS) but anyway I was tagged by @s-lay-ing @sambashua @achuu-nice @indiepoptime and @yongpal-i (this tag is fucking eternal help me)
Cloud’s Questions!
Do you know a ksong by heart? (bc I don’t :x I can hum a trillion tho)
Blackpink’s As If Its Your Last, Heize’s Star, Day6 I loved you and You Were Beautiful, most of seventeens title tracks and most of their ballads, lastly  Pristin’s Aloha! I'm sure my pronunciation is way off but those are tho the ones that I've taken the time to actually sit down and learn!
When it comes to friendships, are you low or high maintenance? (As in your friends gotta talk everyday with you or you’ll feel like the friendship is dying OR if you can spend days without talking to them yet you still remain close)  
Ummmm I think it depends on the friendship? also I think I can tend to be a bit of both (cause I'm an insecure ass binch), tho I don't ever feel like my friendships are dying lmao
Do you have a secret that you will take to the grave? (Ofc I’m not asking you to reveal it)
not that I can think of?? like I'm sitting here thinking if there is anything and like honestly no????
Recommend me 5 songs (not necessarily kpop songs)
Dracula Teeth - The Last Shadow Puppets(honestly cloud just listen to all of their music is so great) Daydream In Blue - I Monster (this is honestly one of my all time fav songs I love it too much) No Way Down - The Shins (you know I can't go 2 mins without mentioning them, some great lyrics right here tho also give September a listen in beautiful) Beechwood Park - The Zombies (I'm assuming you know the zombies cloud but on the off chance that you don't BINCH THEY ARE MY ACTUAL FAVORITE well beside cream and zeppelin but they are up there) Kimbra - Miracle (kinda of a random one but this song just never seems to leave me!) Big Bird -Hyukoh (oh that was 6 BUT THIS SONG IS SO GREAT also listen to wing wing!!)
What do you prefer?: first, second or third gen kpop songs?
I generally prefer second generation??? I think????? I like a bit of all of them tho. but like there is no definitive answer to when each of the generations start and end so like I don't even know??? but most of my fav groups as far as music goes are older around 2nd gen but a fair amount of them are gen 3, I have a really strong love for kpop that was released between 2009-2014.
What’s the cheeeeeeeeeesiest thing you’ve done? (one time a former friend of mine was telling me about a problem she had and at the end of our convo I kissed her in the forehead bYE)
girl idk just my whole fucking life tbh, but my family members and irl friends will all tell you I do this thing where I yell sing songs and change the lyrics to their names this includes badly sung kpop songs IM SCREAMING THO CLOUD WHO ARE YOU AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
If you were asked to participate in a variety show, which one of the following would you pick and why? (Pick two!): problematic men, master key, hello counselor, weekly idol, one fine day, law of the jungle
um probs ofd?? id say weekly idol also but damn the hosts would literally be like who is this weird binch!
Your top 10 kpop songs of 2017?
In no order but 1. Would U - Red Velvet 2. Let’s Hang Out - SF9 3. Night Rather Than Day - EXID 4. Aloha - Pristin 5. Missing You - BTOB 6. I Loved You - Day6 7. Teenager - Got7 8. Habit - Seventeen 9. As If It’s Your Last - Blackpink 10. You, Clouds, Rain - Heize
Would you rather live in a huge mansion or a compact studio house?  
Im a real messy binch so definitely compact studio
Tell me a fun childhood story (I’ll start! One time an aunt gave me money to buy ‘papas’ (potatoes) at the grocery store so bc I’m obedient af I went and asked the counter lady how many of em could I buy with the money I had so she went ‘uhh, not many tbh’ so i ended up getting like two and when I returned to my aunt’s house she laughed her ass off and said: I meant ‘papas fritas’ (potato chips) Not those! - and uh yeah this is funnier in Spanish but it proves that I’m such an innocent angel I mean wow)
ok so I spent a lot of time at my aunt Lori’s house when I was a kid (like summers, and after school) and my cousin was the BUG queen so she hand made leashes for her pet toads (that she caught) and we walked them around on leashes for like a week but I was always so afraid of them and also hurting them so I WAS NOT ABOUT THAT ahahaha dumb story but it makes me laugh alsoalsoalsdo they had this bench swing in their back yard and my cousin my sister and I would swing on it together for hours at a time and one time we were swinging real hard (REAL HARD) and the links?? or whatever that held it to the ceiling it was hanging from snapped and the three of us of us flew off of it and we all collectively blacked out??? it was so weird but I woke up to my cousin stuggling to get me off of her and then there lays my sister underneath the bench just blacked out chilling (she was fine) then my aunt came running out cause she had just heard the loudest crash ahsdfasdf not long after my uncle put stronger links on it and that bench is still there! From time to time when the three of us get together this story gets brought up its still the most hilarious thing ( ALSO CLOUD YOU ARE SO PURE I LOVE)
If you were offered to start a band, would you accept?
yeah I love music so much why not! not sure I would be able to contribute much  lmao
Mir’s Questions!
If you could travel anywhere, but were completely by yourself, where would you go?
hmmmmm do you mean like I wouldn't be visiting anyone and just traveling alone?? or like going someplace where I know no one?? ok cause for the first I would book it straight to az TO SEE YOU MIR!! AND SISTER!! but for the second I would love to go to Japan (my cousin lives there tho so that also doesn't technically count lmao)
What inspires you?
Music, books, and tv shows! Also really well written characters or just interesting people I guess! but on like a ??spiritual?? level my mom?? she's just that binch you know ( like seriously Ive never met anyone kinder or more driven and hard working in my life she's wild)
How many pets would you have in your ideal future? Any specific names or types in mind?
47 KITS, no realistically I want 2 kittos and they will be named Bellamy and Murphy cause I got too also lowkey want to name a cat rami or Elliot or also kaz or Inej damn all the good names wow. Also the name Calloway is my fav name of all time and I WANT SOMETHING WITH THIS NAME
What are you opinions on fedoras
um eww?? what other opinions are there?? what is this question mir I'm???? but like ngl when worn in a none cringe manner then can look nice!
how many spoons can you balance on your face at once (picture or video proof preferred (i’m trying to get someone to do it pls anyone))
girl I've done my time (lowkey did you put this on her cause I told you about my gravy spoon today???)
What is your favorite type of tree?
I like Birch trees!
If you could convince one person to like kpop who would you convert?
damn MY MOM cause then she might listen to something other than bruno mars once in a while
What are three things you are normally associated with and/or what are three things you want to be associated with?
art, sleeping, reading and um idk?? tbh??? like maybe not being shitty and being funny??? idk??? like I don't know????
If you were in a kpop group what position would you hold (ie. leader, main vocal, moodmaker, etc) feel free to tag your mutuals and who they would be!
um hm im a moody binch bonch so probably moodmaker?? mir is main dancer cause yes duh ivy is leader cause she's the only sane one kennedy I feel would be a great rapper like she got that chic thing going she could do it I feel??? and cloud would be our talent tbh??? nom would be the maknae cause she's small I feel! Jeddy would be my happy virus bud cause she's a fun and funny gal ( I love) Jamie ALSO ONE OF OUR TALENTS wow yes I feel a main vocal here she’d go solo and be singing ballads left and right! JESS WOULD BE THE SWEET MOTHER MEMBER THAT EVERYONE LOVES AND IS JUST THE SOFTEST,,,A SUNSHINE GAL.
If you could have any wild animal as a tame pet what would it be?? (i’m ocelot loyal all the way)
damn idk I'm like horrible at taking care of things (including myself) so like honest id just stick to the kit kats
What is your opinion on mint chocolate chip ice cream? (for maj)
The best ice cream (tho I can't eat it anymore and its very cursed)
Nom’s Questions!
how are you? :D
I’m good Nom thanks for asking!
sad ballads or happy upbeat songs?
Im a ballad ho these days they are honestly all I listen to anymore, but I do love me an good upbeat song I'm just slightly more picky about them!
fave anime movie?
ok tie between Whisper of the Heart and Howl’s Movie Castle, I honestly need to see more that arent Ghibli!
dogs or cats?
Cats! (my dog is practically a cat tbh)
do you keep stuffed animals in your room?
I have one! its a portal companion cube! its not technically an animal BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAY ITS ALL IVE GOT!!!! also if you count tsum tsums I've got a few big hero 6 ones!
someone you miss?
My dad, its been especially hard lately.
describe your phone case?
its like rainbow watercolor! I have a pop socket that matches
favorite lore/myths?
Not technically myth or lore but Beowolf! I've seen the movie at least 40 times and I've read the epic! generally I find northern european mythology/literature to be more interesting than southern. but if we’re going for like ubran myths tbh not really my thing ahahaha.
eardbuds or headphones?
both for different things! but when I first listen to an album I like to listen with my headphones!
can I steal your heart?
you already have ~~~~~~~
favorite thing about your ult bias?
His sensitivity and kind heart! I love a sweet boy! Also I'm really here for Boo’s cheeks!
Jamie’s Questions!
If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life what would it be and why?
ohhh there are a few songs that I really really love, Heize’s Star is a song that I listen to daily and I feel like I could listen to it for the rest of my life! also September by The Shins! Miracle Aligner by The Last Shadow Puppets also. Idk man I just really love songs with a mystical quality to them.
If you were in a kpop group what would your group be called and what would your fandom name be?
BINCH AND OUR FANDOM NAME WOULD BE BONCHES
If you could acquire mastery over ONE skill instantly, what would you pick and why?
Singing!! its just about the only kind of musical talent I think I’d be any good at! Im a vocalist ho I just want to be like my favessssss
First reaction if you spotted your favorite celebrity on the street?
I would literally hide so fast omg
First reaction if your favorite celebrity followed you on your favorite social media site?
SCREAMING ALL THE LOVE FOR BOO SEUNGKWAN 24/7 and literally only doing art of him and nonstop posting it
Snap your fingers and you get to steal your favorite outfit off of a kpop idol. What outfit do you pick, off of whom, and why?
OK literally all of Soonyoungs airport looks cause damn that boy does not get enough credit for his fashion (he's the best dressed in the group fite me)
If you were to get a painless tattoo that you could remove with the press of a button, what would you get and where would you get it?
umm probably something really pretty? and colorful? I'm not sure what put I like  arm tattoos!
What is your most prized possession?
probably my laptop?? also my collection of sketchbooks!
What’s a YouTube/online challenge that you have always wanted to try?
Im always interested to try those youtube art challenges, I've done the three marker challenge before and the draw this again challenge also!
You get a guarantee that your favorite celebrity will see your social media post but you only get 100 characters. What do you say to them?
I would literally just send my art to them! I feel like it says more than 100 characters can!
You wake up in your dream room. What does it look like?
LITERALLY A LIBRARY AND LIKE NICE AND DARK AND WARM BUT NOT TOO WARM LOTS OF BLANKETS
Kennedy’s Questions!
Make a 10-song playlist for your current mood.
it is here
What vine do you quote the most?
what is that?? who you fighting?
What do you value most in a friend?
I like people who are good listeners! but also people can keep a conversation going! But really tho just genuine kindness and openness.
If you could learn any kpop choreography instantly, what would you learn?
DAMN THIS IS HARD, so many great ones that I love a lot but probably Red Flavor?
If you go to your Tumblr activity page, who does it say is your “number one fan?”
damn Idk them so I'm not gonna like tag them or something lol
What is your ideal clothing style?
I like simple dark clothing that is comfortable.
What is your favorite Snapchat filter?
I really like the ugly ones tbh I don't use them enough
What subject would you like to study, but wouldn’t necessarily want to make a career out of? (for example: I really want to learn about botany!)
psychology, I really love learning about how people work.
Would you rather be constantly half an hour early to everything, or constantly 15 minutes late?
early of course, I hate being late
Would you rather have a single day to spend with your top bias or a week to spend with your number 2 bias?
damn neither??? ahahah no a day with boo would be very blessed!
If you could bring back any disbanded OR inactive group, who would you bring back?
F(X) BINCH I NEED MORE MUSIC
My Questions!
if you had to chose one kpop stage outfit to wear for the rest of your life which would you choose?
favorite music video aesthetic?
Group you are most excited for in 2018?
Recommend me some underrated kpop songs/groups?
If you could join any group other than your bias group who would you join and why?
Favorite soloist? and some song recs?
Childhood Story? (thanks Cloud)
Were you in any fandoms before you got into kpop, if so what were they?
Favorite Comeback/debut of 2017?
astrological sign? Myers Briggs type? Hogwarts House (I'm a Gemini, infp, and Gryffindor)
Random question but what are your favorite names?
Tagging : @s-lay-ing @sambashua @achuu-nice @indiepoptime @yongpal-i (y'all can do mine if you feel like it!) @forgetjunnot @babybyuny @kae-popx @kiheehyunie @jeonwoooo @trbldean130 @howcaniwait @joshhjs @maetaamong and if you’ve already done this you don't have to do it again ahahahaha I feel like everyone has done it already lol
ok thats it do it if you want!
15 notes · View notes
dwaekkichaos · 6 years
Text
85 truths tag
I got tagged by the amazing @m1c-drop
rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.
last💌
1. drink - cider
2. phone call - my mum i think
3. text message - my boyfriend
4. song you listened to - L.A- Jonas Brothers
5. time you cried - yesterday watching the Thanks choreo vid lmao
ever💌
6. dated someone twice - no
7. kissed someone and regretted it - nah
8. been cheated on - dont think so
9. lost someone special - yes
10. been depressed - yeah
11. gotten drunk and thrown up - aslflfk yeah,, not fun,, 
fav colours💌
12. forest green
13. really really deep dark blue
14. very soft grey
in the last year have you…💌
15. made new friends - yeah boiiii
16. fallen out of love - nah
17. laughed until you cried - yeah
18. found out someone was talking about you - yeah
19. met someone who changed you - idk, not really, i tend to keep friends that i can just be me with?

20. found out who your true friends are - yeah,, 

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - i mean yeah,, my boyfriend lol
general💌
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - all but a few that are mutual friends i’ve only met like once
23. do you have any pets - my cat Chloe!! I love her so much!!! i also have a rabbit called Bee (he’s evil and hates me) and 2 tortoises called \rocket and Fluffy (I was like 8 when we got them ok let me LIVE)

24. do you want to change your name - god plz yes i can’t fucking stand hearing my birthname

25. what did you do for your last birthday - went to my nan’s and had lunch out with her and my mum and then went for dinner with my parents and brother
26. what time did you wake up today - uhhhhh like 9:30am? but i didn’t move from my bed till like 11:45 lol
27. what were you doing at midnight last night - revising for literature,, my life is so exciting

28. what is something you cant wait for - finishing a-levels,,

30. what are you listening to right now - my entire itunes on shuffle, legit like the past 3 songs have been the jonas brothers, sf9 and frank iero,, its a wild ride
31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yeah
32. something that’s getting on your nerves - me letting myself fall really behind on college work bc all this stress im under now could have so easily been avoided
33. most visited website - youtube or tumblr
34. hair colour - dark brown, almost looks kinda black-ish in the winter

35. long or short hair - short

36. do you have a crush on someone - i mean,, yeah,, my boyfriend lol
37. what do you like about yourself - my eyes are p cool? idk that’s legit it
38. want any piercings? - i really really wanna get my nose pierced, i just haven’t been able to afford it yet
39. blood type - no idea
40. nicknames - Mich, Mikey, Mic Drop (Thanks Lizzy), Morch, Microwave, Thot, Nerd, Mac n Cheese, Mo, i have a lot of nicknames lmao those are just the common ones

41. relationship status - taken
42. zodiac - taurus
43. pronouns - he/him
44. fave tv shows - skins, inbetweeners, peep show, brooklyn 99, doctor who, casualty, spongebob (im a meme fite me)
45. tattoos - none yet, but 3 months and i can get some!

46. right or left handed - right, but im sorta ambidextrous (out of practice though, i gotta work on my writing again its been a while)
47. ever had surgery - not that i can recall
48. piercings - 1st and 2nd lobe on each ear
49. sport - i horse ride and attempt (and fail) to dance sometimes

50. vacation - idk, im happy anywhere as long as i have wifi, a book, some music and its not really really warm?
51. trainers - idk i live my life in Vans and Doc Martens, i dont really wear trainers unless you count Vans as trainers?
more general💌
52. eating - my diet consists of chicken nuggets, cheese crackers and salted pretzels
53. drinking - i run off of coffee and tea, and i drink a ton of water, and i started drinking orange juice again recently? its a good time
54. i’m about to watch - im like 9 episodes into season 1 of Hello, My Twenties, it’s so good
55. waiting for - the sweet embrace of death,, jk, i bought some washi tape the other day and im excited about it

56. want - to not be this stressed so i can have time to actually do stuff i wanna do
57. get married - idk probs, depends on how i am as a person in the future

58. career - editor for books
which is better💌
59. hugs or kisses - h u g s

60. lips or eyes - eyes
61. shorter or taller - taller is usually more attractive but i aint biased
62. older or younger - as long as its within a year younger or a few years older it doesn’t really matter to me
63. nice arms or stomach - idfk i don’t take notice really

64. hookup or relationship - relationship
65. troublemaker or hesitant - neither really?
have you ever💌
66. kissed a stranger - no

67. drank hard liquor - yeah
68. lost glasses - not permanantly

69. turned someone down - yeah
70. sex on first date - no,, im ace
71. broken someone’s heart - doubt it
72. had your heart broken - nah i dont think so
73. been arrested - no
74. cried when someone died - yeah
75. fallen for a friend - i guess technically? me and my boyf were friends for like 2 years before we got together
do you believe in💌
76. yourself - no lol i know im an idiot
77. miracles - not really
78. love at first sight - no, not unless you like actually spend time together on that first meeting and actually have a grasp on the other person’s personality

79. santa claus - nah
80. kiss on a first date - sure why not

81. angels - yeah, but not like the guardian angel sense
other💌
82. best friend’s name - Lizzy
83. eye colour - brown, but it changes from like really dark brown to almost golden depending on weather/ mood
84. fave movie - Donnie Darko and Trainspotting will always be my faves
85. fave actor - i used to be obsessed with Nat Wolff, but now probs Sebastian Stan idk
I’m gonna tag:
@icalltheedragon @blueberrymanju @hotswaggerzuho and anyone else that sees this and wants to do it i guess? also u dont have to do it if u dont wanna obvs
5 notes · View notes
gayhags · 6 years
Text
bruna tagged me and i gotta do it cus her life is on the line if i dont so like i guess ill tag some of u if ya wanna do it 
(it’s supposed to be 20 but like i dont know 20 of yall so like ill tag @evelynebrochu @delphines @odetteannable @gaytiemcgrath mm yeh
Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.
last
1. drink - almond milk latte
2. phone call - i ignore all phone calls
3. text message - my best friend 
4. song you listened to - monotonia // the growlers
5. time you cried - mmm like a month ago
ever
6. dated someone twice? - nope
7. kissed someone and regretted it - not really
8. been cheated on - not that i know of so like no
9. lost someone special - in a way i guess
10. been depressed - mmm yeh
11. gotten drunk and thrown up - yeah thas why i cant stand tequila
fave colours
12. light pink
13. black
14. white
in the last year have you…
15. made new friends - yep
16. fallen out of love - no ive never been in love so like lmao
17. laughed until you cried - yeh
18. found out someone was talking about you - mmm yeh
19. met someone who changed you - no not really
20. found out who your friends are - this is some tea but yes
21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no facebook is for pussies
general
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - everyone except kate and soph ://
23. do you have any pets - no i fuckin wish bich i want a dog
24. do you want to change your name -  in a way i guess...like i dont really think my name fits me like idk my name makes me uncomfortable but like im used to it now 
25. what did you do for your last birthday - nothing bc houston thas when hurricane harvey hit and like everything was closed down for like a week so happy 20th to me thas mother nature saying fuck u bich 
26. what time did you wake up today - 7:40 am
27. what were you doing at midnight last night - idk...i was probably crying bc of sendrick 
28. what is something you cant wait for - for me to be rich and sex see
30. what are you listening to right now - the growlers listen to them theyre sexy 
31. have you ever talk to a person named tom - no all toms are creeps
32. something thats getting on your nerves -  a lot of things like life and being alive in general 
33. most visited website - tumblr
34. hair colour - light brown
35. long or short hair - long
36. do you have a crush on someone - i havent had a crush on someone since last summer thank fuck 
37. what do you like about yourself - sometimes i like her sometimes i hate her it depends on the energy that day but like shes pretty funny i guess like i make myself laugh 
38. want any piercings? - yeah my cartilage
39. blood type - in case im like dying my blood is O- im that universal donor ass bitch 
40. nicknames - my friends call me bitch or b or henny
41. relationship status - single lmao
42. zodiac - virgo
43. pronouns - she/dat/bich
44. fave tv shows - the office, parks and rec and ob
45. tattoos - no  but like i might get one soon idk of what yet 
46. right or left handed - right
47. ever had surgery - no
48. piercings - yah
49. sport - no lmao i was tha lazy bich in high school i only started to get into like fitness and shit my senior year of high school 
50. vacation - i wanna go to england
51. trainers - what does this mean idgi
more general
52. eating - i just ate some chickpea pasta w/ tofu
53. drinking - my 3rd coffee of the day 
54. im about to watch - my life crash and burn bc i have nothing figured out and i feel like wasting my time lmao 
55. waiting for - my lana concert feb 10th and then i can die 
56. want - this moneyyyy
57. get married - no 
58. career - i dont know!!! im a junior in college i should kno but i dont im gonna have a breakdwon 
which is better
59. hugs or kisses - hugs
60. lips or eyes - eyes 
61. shorter or taller - im a short as bich so taller 
62. older or younger - older
63. nice arms or stomach - stomach bich i want this stomach to be flat like where are u bich im so tired
64. hookup or relationship - hookup cus like people are annoying after a while like leave me alone
65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant is boring but like troublemaker is too much work so like neither
have you ever
66. kissed a stranger - no id never im a pussy
67. drank hard liquor - yes 
68. lost glasses - i dont need glasses but ive left my best friends shades in an uber once bc he left us in the middle of the road at a festival and we had to run out the car cus it was illegal to stop there so like we ran out and i feel so bad bc they were expensive
69. turned someone down - yes lmao
70. sex on first date - no 
71. broken someones heart - i think...
72. had your heart broken - yeah
73. been arrested -  no oh myg od i always have nightmares in which im arrested like i just want a mugshot but no 
74. cried when someone died - ok but liek who hasnt
75. fallen for a friend - mmm lmao
do you believe in
76. yourself - yes i have to push myself tho like its just me and myself fighting all the time but yeah ultimately i do 
77. miracles - yes like i really do after like me n my best friend almost got caught smoking we*ed in her house and like her mom came home early from a trip and like i really thought we were gonna die that day but im smart and lit a candle so like idk how she didnt smell it but like after that day i believe in miracles i do 
78. love at first sight - yeah but like only in fiction like irl it’s lust at first sight 
79. santa clause - yes i love her 
80. kiss on a first date - yeh if im into it 
81. angels - by the xx, gr8 song
other
82. best friend’s name - she dont have a tumblr 
83. eye colour - dark brown
84. fave movie - silver linings playbook, prisoner of azkaban, and the polar express i said what i said 
85. fave actor - anna kendrick and emma watson and like katie and evelyne 
6 notes · View notes
mychildgon · 6 years
Text
I got tagged again
Once more by @shimmy-sham-with-the-fam so let's get started
rules: answer these 92 statements and tag people
THE LAST:
1. Drink: this weird carbonated fruit drink at my school
2. Phone call: my best friend (lets call them them E) on Skype!
3. Text: E again but on tumblr
4. Song you listened to: Misunfortunate (Let's Talk) by Get Scared
5. Time you cried: like a couple hours ago
HAVE YOU:
6. Dated someone twice: yea actually. We're actually still really great friends (cough I'm talking about E cough)
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yup
8. Been cheated on: not that I know of
9. Lost someone special: not in a they died sort of way but yea
10. Been depressed: yup
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nah
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12-14: Black, Green, and Blue
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: Yea, I made one on here
16. Fallen out of love: kinda sorta no yes idk
17. Laughed until you cried: of course I have
18. Found out someone was talking about you: in a gossip way yes, in a false rumors way yes as well
19. Met somebody who changed you: of course. Doesn't every one change you even if only slightly?
20. Found out who your friends are: In a found out who my true friends were then yea multiple times
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I don't have facebook
GENERAL:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I don't got a facebook My guy
23. Do you have any pets: yea, my family really likes animals so there's a lot
24. Do you want to change your name: I did. Not legally but still happened.
25: What did you do for your last birthday: I went to universal with my other best friend we're gonna call N
26. What time did you wake up: 7:45 thanks to my alarm
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: reading fan fiction tbh
28. Name something you cant wait for: I'm so hyped I can barely contain it during winter break im going to see E in person for the first time and!! I'm!!!!!! So!!!!!!!!! Excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: idk 8, 7 hours ago?
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: have my Ma not be stubborn and actually leave when someone kicks her out of their house
31: What are you listening to right now: myself chewing gum. Idk why I really like how it sounds
32. Have you ever talked to a person named tom: nope
33. some thing that is getting on your nerves: my Ma
34:most visited website: tie between ao3 and tumblr
35. mole/s: does this mean if I have any moles??? If so idk
36: mark/s: I have a birthmark on the back of my neck
37: Childhood dream: Astronaut. I still really love space but I'd more so wanna be an Astrophysicist.
38: Hair color: I have an undercut so the shaved parts are black and the long top part is dark green
39: long or short hair: Short, literally over half is shaved
40: Do u have a crush on anyone: I don't developed crushes unless I know a person first, I guess demisexual explains that if it makes sense?? But yeah no I can't just look at an aesthetically pleasing person and like them. That being said there's this really pretty girl I wanna get to know better in two of my classes.
41: What do you like about yourself?: I'm good at math..??? I like that that I'm naturally good at it and love to do it (except geometry. Fuck geometry)
42. Piercings: yea my ears and hoping for a lot more soon
43. Blood type: idk
44. Nickname: my names already hella short ad it is so no real need and idk how you'd make a nickname out of Sage.
45. Relationship status: single and really wanting some Pringles right about now
46. Zodiac: Aries
47. Pronouns: They/Them, He/Him, She/Her I don't really care
48: Favorite tv shows: Hunter x Hunter for sure
50. Right or left hand: right hand
51. Surgery: nah
52. Hair dyed in a different color: Nope. Not at all. Not a single strand. (I'm being sarcastic if ya can't tell )
53: Sport: nah, I can't run that well without hurting myself on solid ground and I have breathing problems so
55. Vacation: I wanna see a lot of Asian countries, how incredibly different they are to America is just so cool and fascinating
56: Pair of trainers: does... Does this mean shoes????? Help???? I wear black vans???????
MORE GENERAL:
57. Eating: currently I'm chewing gum
58. Drinking: nothing rn
59. I’m about to: sleep I got school and it's 12 am hah whoops
61: Waiting for: winter break so I can see E
62: Want: to go to see E cause my god man three years of being friends and like a year of that having been spent dating really makes ya hyped when you get an opportunity to see a person.
63. Get married: idk. If my partner wants to yea and if they're just like whatever than I'd like to cause it carries a lot of meaning to me but if they don't then I really don't care
64. Career: Astrophysicist or a programmer. I wanna make video games.
WHICH IS BETTER:
65. Hugs or kisses: tbh hugs cause they're so nice and make ya feel so warm and safe ah I love them
66. Lips or eyes: eyes. They're always so different and beautiful and you can see so much through them I love
67. Shorter or taller:????? I don't really care about height??
68. Older or younger: again I don't really care but not a large age difference
70. nice arms or nice stomach: I don't really care about this either??
71: sensitive or loud: depends on the situation
72. Hook up or relationship: I don't understand Hook ups so definitely relationships
73. troublemaker or hesitant: depends
HAVE YOU EVER:
74: Kissed a stranger: nah
75. Lost glasses/ contact lens: temporarily yes
76. Turned someone down: yea
78. Sex on the first date: hah that's funny
79. Had your heart broken: never romantically
80. Broken someone’s heart: I don't think so, I might have but that was a couple years ago and regarding that they're fine now
81. Been arrested: no
82. Cried when someone died: no one close to me has died, like I've had family close to me by blood die but I wasn't close to any of them so no
83. fallen for a friend: legit I can't if they aren't on already so yea
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. yourself: nah lol
85. Miracles: kinds
86. Love at first sight: nope. Gotta get to know a person before you can truly love them
87. Santa Claus: nah
OTHER:
90. current best friend name: E and N
91. Eye color: it changes between grey, blue, and green
92. favorite movie: LILO AND STICH OMG and mulan but LILO AND STICH
Wow that took forever and idk who's been tagged and who hasn't so just do this if ya want I guess
3 notes · View notes
tere-bin · 6 years
Note
I want to know more about u Sanjna 🤥 Why do you think I am kidding?? Last time you answered all of em 😶
1. What is you middle name?don’t have one2. How old are you?173. What is your birthday?june 9th4. What is your zodiac sign?gemini5. What is your favorite color?black 6. What's your lucky number?9, 5 and 77. Do you have any pets?nope 8. Where are you from?sydney9. How tall are you?idek10. What shoe size are you?like an 8 lol11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?who knows this 12. What was your last dream about?none of ur business tbh13. What talents do you have?waiting?14. Are you psychic in any way?nup 15. Favorite song?too many 16. Favorite movie?too many 17. Who would be your ideal partner?who I have now but with a little more communication from his side 18. Do you want children?yes19. Do you want a church wedding?imma change this to Gurdwara and say yes 20. Are you religious?depends on what religious means 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?yes22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?nope23. Have you ever met any celebrities?yep24. Baths or showers?showers because you still gotta have a shower after a bath so that’s dumb 25. What color socks are you wearing?not wearing any 26. Have you ever been famous?nope 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?I’ll pass28. What type of music do you like?mostly everything except like heavy metal, rock and country 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?nope 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?2 31. What position do you usually sleep in?depends how i feel, if I wanna cuddle then to my left but otherwise on my stomach mostly 32. How big is your house?average 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?don’t eat breakfast 34. Have you ever fired a gun?nope 35. Have you ever tried archery?yes36. Favorite clean word?this is really hard 37. Favorite swear word?this is really hard also38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?jesus i don’t even know but a long time 39. Do you have any scars?yes, who doesn’t ?40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?yeah lmao 41. Are you a good liar?depends who I’m lying to and what it’s about etc42. Are you a good judge of character?yes43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?kinda 44. Do you have a strong accent?idek ahahha45. What is your favorite accent?New Zealand accents as of recently (been like a year now) but otherwise Australian accents are great 46. What is your personality type?moody 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?idk48. Can you curl your tongue?ya49. Are you an innie or an outie?innie50. Left or right handed?right 51. Are you scared of spiders?nope52. Favorite food?too many 53. Favorite foreign food?too many wtf 54. Are you a clean or messy person?this is hard bc i think I’m messy but no one else does and also when I clean my room it’s like a proper 2 hour cleaning session like I can’t do a shitty job at it cs i get frustrated 55. Most used phrased?too many tbh56. Most used word?idk 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?it depends where I’m going, like if I wanna put effort in aka hair and make up anywhere between 45 mins and 2 hours but if no effort is required then legit 5 mins 58. Do you have much of an ego?used to 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?suck 60. Do you talk to yourself?in my head like everyone else ya 61. Do you sing to yourself?in the shower and car ya62. Are you a good singer?nope 63. Biggest Fear?fair 64. Are you a gossip?meh65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?like every Bollywood movie ?66. Do you like long or short hair?both 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?no cs I’m not American 68. Favorite school subject?idk English I guess 69. Extrovert or Introvert?lol introvert 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?nope 71. What makes you nervous?people, concerts because of people, assemblies because of people, parties because of people etc etc 72. Are you scared of the dark?nope 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?depends what the mistake is 74. Are you ticklish?not really 75. Have you ever started a rumor?nope 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?nope 77. Have you ever drank underage?nope 78. Have you ever done drugs?nope 79. Who was your first real crush?none of ur business 80. How many piercings do you have?481. Can you roll your Rs?"no82. How fast can you type?fairly fast depending on situation 83. How fast can you run?once again fairly fast depending on situation84. What color is your hair?black 85. What color is your eyes?brown 86. What are you allergic to?dust87. Do you keep a journal?nope88. What do your parents do?work 89. Do you like your age?it’s alright 90. What makes you angry?everything91. Do you like your own name?it’s alright 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?haven’t thought about baby names but I have thought about naked I like 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?both for sure 94. What are you strengths?idek95. What are your weaknesses?idek96. How did you get your name?mama ji didn’t like the name mum chose and my cousins wanted 6 letters and starting with S so yeah 97. Were your ancestors royalty?idk 98. Do you have any scars?this has been asked but ya 99. Color of your bedspread?dark blue 100. Color of your room?yellow 🤮🤢here u go, my hand hurts now
2 notes · View notes
lenin-it-to-win-it · 7 years
Text
tag game
tagged by @mostladylikeladythateverladied
Rules:
1) Always post the rules.
2) Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you.
3) Write 11 questions of your own.
4) Tag 11 people.
1. What was the very first fandom you got super into?
when i was in middle school me and my younger brother were both super into artemis fowl and would draw all these parody comics together every summer so i guess it’d probably be artemis fowl! 
2. Do you/Did you like school? Why or why not?
um kind of? mostly i just liked it bc going to school meant i could be on the debate team and not at home with my shit parents, now im at college and its more frustrating than anything lol 
3. What do you do to keep entertained on a long drive? Listen to music? Books on tape? Yell at squirrels?
i always bring a SH I T LO AD of books anytime i have to go on a long drive somewhere but usually when that happens im with my siblings and we do car games and shit together or argue or do president flash card trivia bc YE S im a fucking DORK in case anyone has ever wondered and i genuinely enjoy presidential flash card trivia fight me 
4. What’s the absolute scariest book/show/movie/game you’ve ever read/watched/played?
fuck i cant remember the name but i read this fucked up horror book in middle school about this like demon carnival thing i guess and there was this one scene with all these funhouse mirrors and if u walked thru the mirror you would look like the worst things u see about urself? like idk how to explain it but whatever u thought were ur worse traits would get more and more exaggerated and whatever shit things u thought about urself would get increasingly true as u fell thru the mirrors and the author described like the fuckin flesh shifting around and bones growing to change the appearances and it really fucked me up in 7th grade, i think it was for battle of the books but idk all i remember was one night i kept crying about it bc i was so freaked out lol and ive only seen one scary movie and it was oculus (about a haunted mirror) and my bed was DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM A GIANT ASS MIRROR so that scared me too lol 
5. Do you have any pets? If not, do you want one?
YE  S my DOGgO MY BOY MY LITTLE MEAT-MEATS (technically hes my parents dog but shh hes mine) and my only goal in life is to make enough money to afford a flemish giant rabbit lol 
6. What’s your opinion on PE class? Fun break from studying or absolute hell?
H E L L 
7. What’s the best way to spend a day off?
alone in bed with chocolate milk and memes 
8. Rain, snow, or sunshine?
rain!
9. What’s your favorite quote?
ok well the one i picked for my senior quote was “go forth now over land and sea and set fire to the hearts of men with your word” which is from a pushkin poem BUT it was RUINED for me bc when the fuckin yearbook came out they switched my carefully chosen literary quote with special significance with the quote of the girl next to me alphabetically and what she chose was “You gotta work hard to ball hard” SO APPARENTLY THE UNIVERSE IS TELLING ME THATS MY FAVORITE QUOTE NOW IM A  B A L L E R  BITCH
10. If you only had access to one social media site, which one would you pick?
tumblr cuz its where my hoez at 
11. Is there something you want to do that you’ve been putting off? Why?
homework for nearly every fuckin class theres this bnha angst fic that im definitely gonna write at SOME point but im putting it off bc i literally can ONLY write fics all at once in one sitting and with the amount of schoolwork i have in this upcoming week i know starting something like that is Not A Good Idea so maybe after next week when i have my midterm, three essays due AND NOW A RUSSIAN ORAL EXAM BC THE UNIVERSE HATES ME APPARENTLY ill hopefully get to it 
my questions
1. how many otter pops do u think u could fit up ur ass if u really tried
2. what is prime meridian?
3. how many bones are there in ur room right now 
4. what would u do if u had a roommate who gave people tattoos in ur shared room while u were there (Not A Hypothetical) 
5. how many clones of urself do u think u could fuck without it getting weird
6. have you ever worn the flesh of ur enemies as you traipsed gaily across the battlefield, a delicious fresh picked banana in one hand and a severed head in the other only to peel the skin off the severed head and bite into it and stick the banana on a pike? 
7. if u get a solid chocolate bunny for easter, how are you supposed to get ur lil wiener in there? 
8. if you became president what would be ur first step to address the Lizard Tiddy Conundrum? 
9. how many of your friendships are predicated on murder? 
10. if u see a spider do u kill the spider or kill urself 
11. if u had to pick a particular species of cactus to suck off, what kind would it be 
tagging whoever wants to, go for it fuckos
6 notes · View notes
producingnct-blog · 7 years
Text
sometimes failure is better than success
jihoon/samuel fake dating au
requested by anon
honestly it all started in the weirdest way
jihoon had been friends for a few months when it happened
it wasn’t their fault that bae jinyoung was literally so pretty
they couldn’t keep their eyes off of him and so they bet on who would get to take him out first
(spoiler alert: none of them did)
jihoon and his group of friends, which consisted of samuel, euiwoong, seonho, gualin and hyungseob, were like the groups of friends that people see in the movies
they had lunch together everyday, they sat next to each other and they told one another everything
jihoon couldnt have asked for a better group of friends, really
but then again... he could
i mean, how was samuel considered a good friend if he insisted on crushing on the same guy as him????
jihoon didnt understand
for all everyone knew, jihoon had been crushing on jinyoung first!
he’d fallen in love as soon as they made eye contact (which in fact, did not happen bc jinyoung was always looking at the ground, but please. let jihoon be happy)
and jihoon had started talking about him to their friends just to be met with “i know right!!!”’s from samuel at everything he said
jihoon, the fucking gemini, had glared at him. “he’s mine, i saw him first.”
to which euiwoong had replied, after taking a bite of hyungseob’s sandwich. “hyung, you do realise he’s not food, right?”
maybe jihoon had ended up blushing a bit, but who was to blame him for that? he quickly shook his head, “thats not what i mean, woong. you know that.” then turned his head to samuel
“cmon sam, for real. i feel like this is my sappy romance story yk. you gotta let me have it.”
“but hyung, i like him too! look, im not gonna dislike him for you and neither will you. its bros before hoes, not bros before ros-”
gualin, at this, perked up “what even is this conversation that does not make any sense”
“yes it does, omg! bros equals friends, ros equals romance between bros ok lemme live jesus! but anyway, we aint gonna budge our asses for one anoter, we might as well fight for it. agaisnt each other”
“what??!???” “are you crazy???” “what the fuc- i mean what????”
jihoon looked terrified, but then he set up his tray a bit closer to him, smirking. “fine. whoever gets to take him out first, gets him. after losing you gotta give him up. and give me 20 bucks as well.”
“why are you saying its me whos gonna lose?? and why do i have to pay you??”
jihoon smiled mischiviously. “duh. because i want, obviously.”
and then it was set
they started playing games, trying to get jinyoung’s attention
samuel would write lyrics to songs he wanted to play to jinyoung
jihoon would daydream about coming up to jinyoung and telling him he wanted him to be his bae 
samuel would start laughing louder, so that he could call for jinyoung’s attention indirectly
jihoon would wear different neon laces everyday to be different and stand out in his crush’s eyes
and yet, jinyoung didnt care for either of them
“ugh, this is so hard jihoon hyung.”
“i know right? he hasn’t even looked in our way at least once”
“what is it that we’re doing wrong??”
“idk sam. maybe we should try to get his attention in another way?”
samuel stopped writing down the answer to his english homework of the day to look up at jihoon, who was wearing a frown on his face
“how so hyung?”
“well, we could try to make him jealous?”
“but how is that even going to work if he doesn’t notice either of us”
jihoon threw his pencil in the table, and rolling his eyes as he sighed
“i dont know okay???? i just want him to look at me and like me back, but he doesnt even know i exist”
“hey hyung... its okay, i get it remember? we’re the same. just... how do you think we can make him jealous then?”
jihoon smiled a bit at that, lifting his head from where he had laid it into his arms, “we could date someone”
“oh. who?”
“well. hyungseob and euiwoong are the only gays from our group of friends that are out, but they’re dating each other. so....”
“so....?”
“sooooo.... we could date each other!”
“WHAT oh my god no way”
jihoon pinched samuel’s arm, making the younger flinch away. “what do you mean no way, you punk! im damn handsome, smart, intelligent and funny! theres nothing not to like!”
“hyung.... get your head out of your ass and listen. i dont wanna date you omg. you literally are so.... annoying sometimes no offense. and you snore when you sleep!”
“omg sam shut the fuck up u idiot. firstly i am not annoying youre just not old enough to understand how real and amazing people like me function. secondly. bitch we aint gonna sleep together what the fuck is wrong with my snoring. you talk in your sleep!”
samuel shook his head. “this is seriously not gonna work hyung, what even went through your mind.”
“an idea, thats what. at least i try to come up with those and help ourselves!!!!!” jihoon sighed once again, throwing his hands up. “so are you in or what? we can give it a try right? for a week or two?”
“ugh. fine but if it doesnt work out im killing both you and myself.”
“wow.... thats sad”
“shut up and study”
it..... didnt work out
but also no one died
“ok. what is happening??” was the first thing that met them when they walked to their lunch table holding hands, gualin was currently staring at them both intensively
“listen. this is not weird i promise but we’re dating.”
“you’re what???????”
“dating, you dumbass.”
euiwoong fixed up his glasses, “when and why and how did this happen. am i in a alternative universe”
“ok what the fuck is so wrong with us loving each other” samuel tried not to gag at jihoon’s words, instead squeezing jihoon’s hand stronger
seonho stopped snacking on a chocolate bar “you have been crushing on jinyoung for weeks remember?”
hyungseob continued, “yeah and why wouldnt you tell us if you liked each other???”
at this jihoon started laughing, “im kidding jeez!!!” he then sat down and mentioned for them to sit closer
“we’re pretending-” “WHAT” “omg shut up gualin youre so loud. we’re pretending to date so that jinyoung will be jealous”
euiwoong sighed “im not even going to care this time around. you two are lost cases.”
hyungseob smiled as he pinched euiwoong’s cheek and jihoon fake vomited “ew. YOU are lost cases stop being so in love”
“you jealous hyung?” “omg shut up seonho”
“anyway woong. i am telling you that you should be more respectful to me. when im married to jinyoung, with kids that are twice your height and with more money than all your three next genarations, i wont remember you punk.”
“GOOD”
“OMG YOU FUCKING- I HATE YOU”
turns out fake dating samuel wasnt soooo bad
they hang out like they used to, the only difference was that they held hands a bit more
it still, however, didnt work for them as jinyoung never looked their way
therefore, ofc the obvious and only solution was for them to take their relationship to the next level and to kiss
they decided on a plan
jihoon would be walking to school and hed pass by jinyoung and smile at him casually, but then he’d fall
samuel would then see and help him up, ask if he was okay!! and then kiss his cheek
it was a good plan, really, it was a good plan BUT
fucking samuel didnt do shit! he stood there looking
which ended up in jinyoung looking up to see what had happened and walking towards jihoon to help him up
jihoon started blushing when jinyoung asked him if he was okay, and jihoon could only nod
at this samuel came closer to the two of them, glaring at jihoon but trying to cover it up with a smile “hey you okay baby?”
jihoon blushed at the pet name, how could samuel call him baby when he was talking with his crush. “im fine”
jinyoung then cleared his throar, “hm. im glad youre okay i should go. see you around i guess...”
“jihoon!!! my name is jihoon”
after jinyoung had left, samuel turned to jihoon “what the hell was that?”
“that do you mean??? you didnt even fucking try to help me. what was THAT???”
“i was... thinking. listen, why didnt you pretend??”
“fuck. because i was actually talking to him! and you had to ruin it all sam omg. cant you fucking let me win? youre such a sore loser.”
“what??? i was doing what you asked hyung! i was pretending.”
“whatever, im done. i dont want to pretend anymore. i got to talk with him alone, not by pretending.”
“what??? but how come you want to pretend and then you dont?!?!?”
“jeez sam dont make it that deep. we played a game, the game is over now. thats it, im gonna keep trying to get jinyoung and so will you”
“but hyung. i thought we were on this together?”
“hm no??? sam, we’re agaisnt each other”
samuel shook his head, rubbing his hands agaisnt each other, “fine.”
“fine!”
when samuel didnt answer, jihoon sighed “goodbye”
“where are you going??? it’s the middle of the day?”
“mind your business”
they didnt talk for two days, damn that gemini stuborn ass
samuel ended up reaching out to jihoon and apologising for overreacting, to which jihoon agreed and also apologised for doing the same
they sorted things out and promised to not let this jinyoung matter ruin their friendship 
everything was really great until jihoon started talking more with jinyoung
jihoon would cross ways with his crush and he’d actually hold his head up long enough to shoot him a smile
they’d say hi to each other if they saw one another
sometimes jihoon would even sit next to jinyoung for a few moments when he was alone
and jihoon was loving it until he noticed that samuel was growing sadder by the days
he was quieting down and focusing more on studying
and he was always avoiding him
jihoon could for the love of god understand why 
and he couldnt not talk about it, so he did ofc
him and samuel talked about it although the younger avoided saying the reason
jihoon let him be for a few more days but once the week mark passed, he got really worried
he thought that maybe it was because samuel was jealous that he’d lost and jihoon even went to the point of talking to him about giving up jinyoung just to let samuel be happy-
when he noticed exactly that. since when did samuel’s happiness become soooo important? sure it was always important, they were friends
but jihoon cared to the point of giving up on his crush just to see samuel happy???? that was new
jihoon then started thinking more about that and even talked to euiwoong about it, who told him that he was thinking of it as something more complex than it really was and that he should just talk with samuel
at first, jihoon didnt get it. but as he started missing his best friend more and more (since when did samuel become his best friend that he missed more than the others???)
he realised something had changed and he decided he really needed to talk with samuel about it
“hey”
“oh. hey hyung” samuel went to leave the bathroom
its not live jihoon purposefully stalked him there just to prove to himself that the younger was in fact avoiding him
“hey wait. we need to talk sam”
samuel shook his head quickly, “we dont. for real i swear im okay”
“i dont believe you. just talk with me please, for a second”
“fine hyung. here?”
“hm.... no, lets go to the seats okay?”
“okay hyung.”
they sat down in the outside of the school, close to each other but not too much
jihoon cleared his throat “ok so, ive been thinking. and listen. i really miss you sam. like ive been talking more and more with jinyoung but less and less with you and i miss you like crazy-”
“oh.”
“yeah. i.... dont know sam. i really miss you, what happened? we were fine but you started avoiding me. is it because i talk with jinyoung more than you? i...i. i could let you meet him. talk for real with him.”
“no, hyung. its not that.”
“really? then what? bc i swear sam, i’d give him up for you to be happy, for real.”
“really hyung? you’d. you’d do that? for m-me? seriously?”
“yeah. of course. is it really not because of that?”
“well. i guess technically it is. but hm. just hear me out and please dont hate me okay?”
jihoon nodded “of course not.”
i dont how or why but ive been feeling different... towards you. i was jealous yes, but then i realised i was jealous not because of jinyoung but because of you... hyung. i wanted to be him. i wanted you to be crushing on me and i know youre not and i know you wont. and im happy for you to be talking with him but. im sorry i just dont feel ready to be your friend right now.”
“oh hm. wow i didnt realise you felt that way. i.”
samuel shook his head, “part of me was hoping youd confess like in the movies yk? im... god im so stupid.”
“hey, dont say that. youre not. im too perfect, you cant resist me i get it-”
“not now hyung, please.” and the way samuel’s voice sounded so broken. it left jihoon speechless and at the same time wanting to scream out everything at the world.
“sam. im sorry i really am i didnt know you felt that way. i...”
“its okay hyung. i myself only realised when i talked with woong-”
“wait you talked with him too?”
“what? you talked with him?”
“yeah i asked for his help-”
“about what?”
“ohh. hm. oh. i.”
jihoon completely spaced out and he felt like he was in a movie. he felt like a character that just understood everything at once, like a stupid girl that didnt realise she liked her best friend over her crush. like a fool
“i wow sam.”
“what hyung? are you okay??????”
“jesus christ im dumb”
“i know. tell me something new.”
“bitch shut up listen i.... like you too omg- i cant believe it but i do.”
“what?? you just daydreamed for two minutes straight and now youre back and u like me??? dont play me like that. i thought you were better than this-”
“omg sam shut up let me talk. i talked to woong because i needed help reaching out to you. i was so worried! i even told you that i’d give jinyoung up for you and you talking with woong just reminded me of what he said... and its true. i was making it out to be too complicated when in fact its so simple. i like you, plain and easy.”
“are you sure??????”
“yeah sam. i am, i really am. i feel like i have a bulb over my head.”
“you might as well, what you just said was more moving and inovational than the creation of ipads.”
“damn im blessed to have such a nice boyfriend that compliments me so much! i mean, wait no.”
they both blushed, the losers.
“so.... boyfriend huh?”
“what the fuck gualin since when were you there????”
they ended up discovering a week later, as they held hands under the lunch table, giggling and blushing over the touch, that jinyoung had been dating daewhi for months.
31 notes · View notes
kxtyura · 7 years
Text
Tagged by @rainbowpaladins​ bc she a big ho Rules: answer these 85 statements & tag 20 people
the last: 1. drink: Water 2. phone call: uhhh my mom 3. text message: ... also my mom. i tired to ask her what something was and she told me the price of it. 4. song: something by ryuseitai but i dont remember what lol 5. time you cried: like four hours ago lol have you ever: 6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: nope 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: not that i know of?? 10. been depressed: probably 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: na favourite colors: 12. red 13. milennial pink ™ 14. uhhh blue 15: i dont like anymore colors 16: im an artist and honestly i couldnt tell you the shades of any blues or reds i like in the last year have you: 17. laughed until you cried: yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: uuh ye 19. met someone who changed you: mmm ye 20. found out who your friends are: idk yea? 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: na 22. made friends: i hope!! 23. fallen out of love: na general: 25. what did you do for your last birthday: went and got japanese with daisy lmao. i feel like we did something else too but i dont remember what. did u sleep over?? 26. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life :i.. dont have facebook. im not a wine mom. 27. do you have any pets: a dog!! his name is banjo!! also two birds!! lucky and... aussie wtf. And a cat!! his name is charlie and i l o v e him 28. what time did you wake up: this post is scheduled lol but my alarm goes off at 7 on monday so probably 7 29. what were you doing at midnight last night: once again scheduled, but last night i was asleep at 12. tonight.... ill be posting this lol 30. name something you can’t wait for: uhhh i dunno to meet my friends n stuff. 31: what are you listening to right now: tryna find a cool yakuza documentary to watch tbh 32: have you ever talked to a person named tom: yea he catches my bus and hes tall as FUCK 33: something that’s getting on your nerves: my anxiety idk 34. do you want to change your name: uhhh im trans yes please change my name 35. hair color: brown 36. long or short hair: short 37. piercings: i have my ears pierced and thats all lol 38. tattoos: the permanent marks of marker on my left hand clearly 39. blood type: im four i dont know my blood type 40. nicknames: jay kitten wife son idk 41. relationship status: gay 42. zodiac: aries 43. pronouns: he/they 44. most visited website: chrome tells me its tumblr so thanks for being my most visited hellsite tumblr. 45. right or left handed: ambidextrous but predominately right handed 46. surgeries: once my eye almost popped out of my head because im allergic to mozie bites so i had to uhhh get my eye not popped out. probably others when i was a baby but idk 47. sports: i...... do ice skating. 48. favorite tv show: at the moment boku no hero academia im so pumped 49. vacations: my parents went to china without me and my dad and brother are going to america without me so. not goin anywhere this year. might go to europe next year. 50. sneakers: i bought a new pair yesterday! theyre blue and grey more general: 52. eating: its 11:55 pm im not eating my dude 53. fave drink: uhh i like melon soda but idk if its my favorite. strawberry milk tea maybe. 54. what you’re up to: im chillin in bed after finishing my essay. gotta start my prsentation, but... no. might draw some ocs. yakuza yuuri. 55. waiting for: the sweet release of death 56. want: to never do school again 57. get married: sorry im married to my ego bye bitch which is better: 60. hugs or kisses: kisses are weird and hugs are... also weird i guess but theyre better lol 61. lips or eyes: fucked if i know i dont care 62. shorter or taller: ive never liked a person Ever. i dont care. im basically always in the aromantic area my dude. 63. older or younger: eh idc.  64. nice arms or stomach: stop asking me relationship questions im a fetus 65. hook up or relationship: neither i just said im aro ace 66. troublemaker or hesitant:is this a question about me or more questions about people. i have no idea. have you ever: 67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: no 69. lost glasses/contacts: i lost my glasses for a week turns out they were on my bedside table 70. turned someone down: i think so but it was like three years ago lol 71. sex on the first date: sex... never. 72. broken someone’s heart: there was this kid who had a crush on me and he was nice at first then he started getting creepy so i basically just stopped talking to him so probably lol 73. had your heart broken: nah 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: id cry if i stepped on an ant 76. fallen for a friend: hah yeah that happened literally when i was like 11. she was cute i guess idk. we went to a convention together. do you believe in: 77. yourself: depends on the day lol 78. miracles: eeehh 79. love at first sight: not really but idk 80. santa claus: santa claus is dead my dudes 81. kiss on the first date: do what u want. live ur life. idc. 82. angels: why not lol other: 83. current best friend’s name(s): rachel n rosa and daisy i love u all boos 84. eye colour: my eyes are hazel but more on the green side. trendy. 85. favourite movie: i dont really have favorites but i watched the wind rises recently for an au with rachel so... u kno
Tagging: @snxgsobaka @lady-stroopwafel and idk maybe @aisudream if u wanna idk yall are like the only people ive ever talked to on here
1 note · View note
verdigrisprowl · 7 years
Text
Mar 29 Blurr’s Horror Stream - Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil
Airachnid was Looking at a human. Prowl spent half the movie trying to talk that human into giving him her comm frequency so that he could warn her about Airachnid without Airachnid listening in.
Welcome to the 'speedxstealer' room. The chat room has been cleared by the moderator. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Two birds, two terrors, a noodle, and a cat walk in and scatter* B l u r r: / is on his couch. Busy with work or something / Whirl: *trots on in and makes his way to the Whirl Hammock, as per usual* Sideswipe: -he's here in place of Blaster tonight- ItsyBitsySpyers: *The twins are already trying to scramble into it. Ravage sits on the floor near Blurr's feet and just. Stares at him. A lot.* B l u r r: / glances at/ Hn? ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave gets comfortable on his couch and - who is that? He's seen them a few times. What was their... oh, yes. Right.* Sideswipe: -plops down in a free seat- ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nods hello to the lot while Ravage leans closer and keeps staring.* B l u r r: / tilts helm at Ravage/ What? Sideswipe: -creepy kitty- ItsyBitsySpyers: *Make room, damn it.* Whirl: *will of course happily accomodate them, and offer assistance if it is needed* B l u r r: / shifts and lifts the maps off of his lap / ItsyBitsySpyers: *Immediate hop up and flop. Yes. Good.* Malika: *yawns* B l u r r: / settles and just moves his maps. Still reading them / ItsyBitsySpyers: *The twins do not need assistance but they will wave hi. Rumble actually has a half-assed smile today.* Malika: *stays behind Blurr* Hi to everyone B l u r r: / vents and looks behind him/ ... / looking around / By yourself today, cretin? FakeProwl: *appears, checks out the current array of guests* Whirl: *he's happy to see that. ...but of course he won't acknowledge it out loud, because that is not what you Do when someone's feeling better* Malika: *She shurgs* I have no idea of where Roadbuster it is *she pouted* Whirl: What's happening you two? ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nods at the avatar(?)* B l u r r: Probably busy. He has work to do. /shifts claw and holds it out / Might as well climb on. FakeProwl: *avatar nods back* ItsyBitsySpyers: \\BIG FIGHT TODAY.\\ //Over in Simfur II.// \\METALLIPEDE.\\ Malika: *climbs on* nice music uh ItsyBitsySpyers: *They lift their arms to show off big fresh welds. Gross.* Malika: Oooh there is also Whirl, hi hi FakeProwl: *sits with Soundwave. with a bit more distance than the last few visits* FakeProwl: *and DEFINITELY more distance than monday* B l u r r: Hmn... /shifts claw and drops Malika on his shoulder / Whirl: Ohh, nice. *optic expands as he inspects tem* You got a picture or something? I've neve seen one of those. B l u r r: [[ let me know when you guys are ready. ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: ((ready whenever!)) Whirl: *he looks up, a bit surprised when he hears a not-quite-familiar voice call his name, and then nods to Malika* Sideswipe: ready)) FakeProwl: ((ready)) Whirl: ((ready!)) Malika: [[now i want to draw Mali on blurr's shoulder lol xD ready btw!)) B l u r r: lol ] ItsyBitsySpyers: *.......Glances at the empty space, then up, confused. This is not Prowl's usual M.O.* Sideswipe: -settles into his seat- ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Error committed? New rule? FakeProwl: *misses the confused look. he's doing the Gendo* ItsyBitsySpyers: \\MOVIE'S GETTIN' STARTED QUICK, HUH?\\ B l u r r: / settles and fixes maps / Whirl: Oh lord. Whirl: I can't wait for these guys to die. B l u r r: / pats Ravage on his lap / FakeProwl: @Soundwave «No. Nothing to do with you.» Sideswipe: ....-snorts- Malika: Gotta be honest, I never seen this movie.. *gotta be ready* ItsyBitsySpyers: //Yeah, uh... hold on.// Rumble will send Whirl a picture-- Whirl: Teach is usually pretty good at pickin em. Airachnid changed their nickname to Airachnid. B l u r r: Mm usually. /marking a course on his map./ Airachnid: [sneaks in late] Malika: creepy guy Whirl: *bobs his head at Airachnid* Airachnid: [waves at him for a moment before chirping, can she share the hammock tonight] Whirl: ((alan tudyk is so great in this)) B l u r r: [[ he's great in everything tbh. ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: *It's an huge beast that looks something like a robot millipede, a snake, and a nightmare had a horrible lovechild with mandibles that look vaguely mech-shaped when closed.* Whirl: *looks to the twins, who are already there; does the council agree to admit Airachnid?* Malika: and OF COURSE you go there with a scythe B l u r r: / scritch behind ravage's audial / I don't know any other way to approach someone of interest. B l u r r: I think I'm holding my chainsaw most of the time. Whirl: ((true!)) Whirl: *he actually gives a small audible simulated gasp of delight* It's... ItsyBitsySpyers: *The twins scoot over to make room for Airachnid while Ravage rumbles and sniffs in Malika's general direction, then Sideswipe's* Whirl: Adorable. Whirl: *excellent! Join the hammock* Sideswipe: -waggles digits- Sideswipe: -Hello kitty- B l u r r: [[ sigh. ]] B l u r r: [[ let me know when it drops. ]] FakeProwl: ((it's fine here)) Whirl: ((so fa so good on my end)) Malika: oooomyyygod *crack in laughs* Airachnid: [climbs in, making sure not to rock the hammock too much] ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Understood. Curiosity allowed? Whirl: *snickers* Whirl: So are those things a big problem on your planet, by the way? Metallipedes? FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I don't want to give Soundwave and Airachnid more ammo. Or the rest of them, but mainly those two.» B l u r r: / shifts a little. Holds Ravage so they don't fall / B l u r r: / Careful not to drop Malika off his shoulder / ItsyBitsySpyers: \\KINDA? WE KILLED A WHOLE BUNCHA UNDERWORLD STUFF COUPLA EARTH YEARS AGO BUT IT WASN'T -EVERYTHIN'-, YA KNOW?\\ Whirl: I see. Next time you go on an extermination run, feel free to give me a ring. *nods at them both* Sideswipe: ....cute, tryin' to scare his friends to look good Whirl: Because I've gotts square off against something like THAT, at least once in my life. Malika: *she stay firm on Blurr's shoulder, smiling because he is trying to not let her fall* oh.... my, what the- Sideswipe: -snickering- ItsyBitsySpyers: \\FOR REAL? CAUSE I WILL.\\ Whirl: Absolutely! As long as it's allowed. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\WICKED.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): What meaning, 'ammo'? Attack? Mocking? Other? ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage sloooowly reaches toward Malika with a paw* FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Mocking. Gossip.» FakeProwl: *this guy's a creep.* Whirl: ((also puff idk if you knew but you said "soundwave and airachnid" did you... mean a different SW or)) Whirl: This guy's obnoxious. FakeProwl: *he insults her, then insults everyone else to try to attract her* Malika: ....I would already slapped him FakeProwl: ((..... I MEANT WHIRL)) FakeProwl: ((WHIRL AND AIRACHNID)) Airachnid: rip)) Whirl: ((OK)) B l u r r: / reaches out to push Ravage's paw down / Don't hurt it. It isn't my human. FakeProwl: ((watch as this becomes a Thing)) FakeProwl: ((i already get drift and blurr's names mixed up)) ItsyBitsySpyers: *Grumble grumble. Tucks his paws under himself.* Airachnid: [she now notices the human in the room] Whirl: ((then plot twist: whirl and soundwave swap bodies and it becomes True)) FakeProwl: ((soundwhirl)) B l u r r: / pets Ravage's helm nicely / Airachnid: [staring, lots of staring at the human creature] Malika: *waves toward Airachnid* Whirl: ((the first thing he'd do is 1, discover he has a mouth and 2. start devouring everything)) Whirl: *snickers* ItsyBitsySpyers: ((please try not to bite his tongue)) Airachnid: [doesn't wave back, just staring] Whirl: ((he would do his best)) Malika: *Stares back* yeeeeah? Something wrong? *aside a human presence* Sideswipe: So. College humans are pretty stupid B l u r r: Yes, well, college is entry level garbage. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\THAT'S HOW COME MOST OF 'EM DON'T LIVE THROUGH THIS SCRAP.\\ Malika: College humans on movies are stupid.. FakeProwl: *notices Airachnid staring. glances over.* Sideswipe: -snickers- FakeProwl: *... hm.* Human. Airachnid: [just staring for a bit longer before going back to the movie] Whirl: That guy, Dale.. reminds me of someone I know. Malika: *stares at the movie again* These guys are awful.. Whirl: *it's Tailgate. Dale reminds him of Tailgate a bit* ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Whirl knew before. No gossip spread. Can handle mockery; Wheeljack, Smokescreen known many years. Malika: Smart-- Sideswipe: HOW FakeProwl: @Soundwave «That doesn't mean you need more of it. And I don't like it.» ItsyBitsySpyers: //...Seriously?// Malika: WHAT????? He just killed himself???? Whirl: *snickers again* FakeProwl: Human. Human on Blurr's shoulder. Hey. Sideswipe: -nearly doubles over laughing- Malika: Uh? Yes? *looks at Prowl* RoBart: is this like a comedy scary movie? Whirl: Seems to be, yep. Horror-comedy. FakeProwl: Do you have a comm? Malika: I have something that can let me have comm-links, why? FakeProwl: What's your frequency? B l u r r: Why do you want it? Airachnid: Why would he break it? Whirl: *also glances back at Prowl curiously* Malika: *looking at Blurr as he asked that, then to Prowl again, waiting him to answer* FakeProwl: *is speaking to the human, not Blurr* Malika: Sorry, but Blurr is right, why are you asking my frequency? You don't even know me ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...Would defend. FakeProwl: Because where I'm from, humans who are willing to socialize politely with Cybertronians are extremely rare. And you're watching movies with one. ItsyBitsySpyers: //One of them misunderstandin' movies, ain't it?// Sideswipe: Those are fun ItsyBitsySpyers: *Looking to Whirl* FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... Thank you. I'd rather you not have to.» ItsyBitsySpyers: \\YEAH? WHAT OTHERS YA GOT, RED?\\ Whirl: So far, it seems to be sticking to that trend. *turns his attention away from prowl to Rumble* And I'm guessing that whole line the girl said earlier--about how miscommunication is the cause for-- Whirl: --most of the world's problems? Pretty obvious lampshade. Sideswipe: -more laughing- Whirl: *BURSTS OUT LAUGING* ItsyBitsySpyers: [[It -is- true.]] Malika: *Looking over at everyone* More than one *she chuckled slightly* MPFFFFFF *sorry, she is laughing a lot* This movie-- Airachnid: This is so absurd it's amusing. Malika: Anyway, who can tell me that I can trust you by giving my frequency? We should know each other a lil' better first. I don't even know your name.. FakeProwl: ... I'm Prowl. Airachnid: I'm surprised that the black guy has lasted this long tbh)) Malika: ((omg me too xD)) FakeProwl: ((same but I'm glad he has)) Whirl: *still laughing* FakeProwl: *it's a good thing prowl adopted the gendo pose at the start of the movie* Malika: I'm Malika~, nice to meet you Prowl! *looking over Blurr for a moment* weell, if he is a friend of yours I guess it's a good guy and I can give him my frequency FakeProwl: *his shoulders are trembling* B l u r r: He's not my friend. Malika: This movie is hilarious anyway Malika: Oh.. Whirl: *now he's ALSO laughing at Blurr* RoBart: he is priolly gonna get hit by the beam B l u r r: / what are you laughing at / Whirl: *he thought that was a snappy reply* RoBart: called it B l u r r: / pfft / Malika: HAHAHAHAHAHA ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble chews his knuckles to smother his laughter* Airachnid: [bursts out laughing] Malika: *her belly hurts so much becase of the laughs* FakeProwl: *quietly presses hands harder over mouth* Whirl: *grabs his head with the side of his claw; Whirl is delighted* ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Uncertain. This, attempt: [][][]Doing the same in return - balance out[][][]? Alternative: desired Prowl assistance, not uncomfortable? Sideswipe: -has just about fallen out of his seat laughing now- ItsyBitsySpyers: //Primus. Jus' fraggin' go away 'n let 'em kill 'emselves in peace.// Malika: *looking overat Prowl* ... Is this movie scaring you?? ItsyBitsySpyers: \\THIS AIN'T THE TIME FOR A SPARK TO SPARK\\ FakeProwl: *shakes head vigorously* ItsyBitsySpyers: \\OR A... THE FRAG DO HUMANS GOT.\\ FakeProwl: *he is violently suppressing his laughter* Whirl: I dunno--pfft--nothing sets the mood like being covered in blood and dodging bullets. Airachnid: WAIT DOES THE DOG DIE)) B l u r r: He probably wants to laugh. /pats Ravage / FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... What?» *sorry, he's been distracted by trying to get a human's comm and hilarity* Whirl: *for the first time he looks concerned for something's well-being* Malika: Not the dog pleeeease ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage huffs. These people aren't even being hunted. This is pathetic.* Airachnid: please tell me if the dog dies that is one of the few things I cannot handle well)) ItsyBitsySpyers: *He just sends the "I'd rather you not have to" with a repeat of his message.* Whirl: ((i dooon't recall)) FakeProwl: *okay. okay. it's not hilarious at the moment. returns attention to the human.* So...? Whirl: *good* ItsyBitsySpyers: *He's trying to figure out if he's supposed to just stay where he is and watch the movie or if this is one of those "you should seek your own satisfaction" things. Probably nobody will--* FakeProwl: *... still can't quite parse out Soundwave's question. goes based on the vague subject of what he thinks it might mean* ItsyBitsySpyers: *get speared on accident if he miscommunicates here but, y'know. Avoiding that.* Airachnid: OK dog made it, it looked like my dog so I probably would have bailed cause I cannot handle that)) ItsyBitsySpyers: //We sure the human in blue ain't the dangerous one here?// Whirl: He... seems to be the villain. Sideswipe: Kinda sure he is Whirl: *oh boy that axe went somewhere and whirl can guess where* FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Even though you've offered to defend me if necessary—it would be a lot easier on both of us if there were no actions that necessitate defending.» B l u r r: Self righteous and acting like a hero? Yeah, sounds like the real villain here. FakeProwl: The one in blue is obviously the dangerous one here. Whirl: So, if I'm going to guess--*time to distract himself* This is like... a genre-savvy movie. It's inverting, y'know. Things you see in horror films. Whirl: So it's riffing on how the whole, "dangerous hillbilly in the woods" thing is. And changed it. Whirl: Y'know, flipped it around. Whirl: *surreptitiously flicks his eye away from the screen* Malika: *looking over at Blurr, sending a comm-link* (comm:can I give it to him? It is safe?) B l u r r: / flickers optic and glances at Malika. / @Malika: :: I don't know what he wants it for :: Malika: /She shrugged/ @Blurr :: as he said only because it's difficult to find a human getting alon with cybertronians Whirl: *all right. we're good now* B l u r r: @Malika: :: So? What's that supposed to mean? Is he collecting them for something? :: B l u r r: @Malika: :: Considering your history and your universe, you should be extremely cautious. You're too friendly. Too nice. :: Sideswipe: Kill that dude Airachnid: That takes a lon time you fools. Sideswipe: Take the ax and take his head off Whirl: Lord, it doesn't happen like. Instantly. Whirl: As far as I understand, that sorta thing takes TIME. Sideswipe: They're stupid Airachnid: He also is... a nice individual so... Whirl: *laughs* Whirl: I mean. I'm not an expert on psychological disorders or anything. ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Query: If 'easier' not wanted, Soundwave's available choices? ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble leans forward to watch this table debate thing.* Malika: @Blurr :: I know... /she lowered her head for a moment, feeling sorry about that. Malika looked at Prowl, shaking her head/ sorry but rigt now I can't. I have rules to follow and I must need time-- Airachnid: [went to medical school and minored in psychology] FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... Hhhhaaarder?» B l u r r: @Malika: :: I'm not your keeper. Do whatever you want to, Malika. But if they start something, I'll slaughter someone. :: Malika: for determinate if you're with the good side or not FakeProwl: ... I'm an Autobot. B l u r r: So am U. Whirl: I mean, just to be fair here, Prowl... so am I. B l u r r: *I. B l u r r: That doesn't make you special. Whirl: So is Blurr. Whirl: But mostly, SO AM I. B l u r r: [[ so am u ]] FakeProwl: She asked if I'm on the "good side." Malika: (( XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD )) B l u r r: There B l u r r: is no such thing as a good side. FakeProwl: She wants to know if I'm "with the good side." I don't know what side she thinks is the good side. I'm telling her the side I'm on. FakeProwl: Stay out of the conversation. I'm not having it with you two, I'm having it with her. Whirl: All right, fair enough, I guess. Carry on. Airachnid: Nice motive. You're still an aft. B l u r r: / shrugs / Sideswipe: Idiot FakeProwl: I WOULD have it with her privately, but I don't know her comm. Whirl: I dunno. I kinda don't buy it. Whirl: Seems like the kinda guy who'd lie. ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Then harder path wanted, if allowed. Sideswipe: ....big idiots ItsyBitsySpyers: //The blue one? Yeah, kinda. Only he told that story before, ain't he?// Whirl: He did, earlier. *nods* Whirl: *LAUGHS* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage just... shakes his helm and curls up.* FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I'd prefer the path that includes less obstruse explanations of your desires.» FakeProwl: @Soundwave «because I'm pretty sure you're not saying you want hardness for the sake of hardness but I don't know what you do want.» Malika: /having headache/ Let's watch the movie before, we will talk about it later.. /said with a slight smile/ Airachnid: She did her best. The other party just wasn't willing to cooperate. Sideswipe: Well. Evil never dies Malika: ((What's your tumblr prowl? XD)) FakeProwl: ((verdigrisprowl)) Sideswipe: Not even in fire apparently FakeProwl: ((he's hoping to get it BEFORE the movie ends)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS SCENE)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((that inhaler should have exploded in the fire)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((that is all)) Sideswipe: ((yep FakeProwl: ... I'll wait here once the movie's over. Malika: Perfect FakeProwl: *dammit, he wanted to leave early and get some sleep. but nooo. no. the human who thinks it's safe to hang out on a mass murderer's shoulder is suspicious of the police officer.* Butterbuns: ((here we go, MUCH better working sound than what i was watching. Whirl: *solemnly* Praise. Butterbuns: ((I missed the link being posted so I wasn't sure if the night was still on, except the chat was being really quiet)) Malika: ((hhahahahaha poor prowl XDDD )) FakeProwl: *now he's got to sit here late and be cranky and tired because he's trying to protect a damn stupid human who won't give out her damn phone number.* FakeProwl: ((prowlmun wanted to go to sleep early too ;;)) Whirl: ((perhaos malika and prowl could arrange a meeting later?)) FakeProwl: ((nop it's gotta be asap)) FakeProwl: ((besides, how the hell they gonna arrange a meeting if he can't even get her comm)) Butterbuns: ((everything is ASAP in fuzzytime FakeProwl: ((before people leave.)) ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Trying. Overstep unwanted. Prowl stated shared easy path: no activity, also stated Soundwave satisfaction often abandoned. Easy path not wanted. Hard path wanted. Allowed? Whirl: ((ye, fuzzytime is also an option)) FakeProwl: (("asap" as in "it can't be a later thread)) Whirl: ((like, a later thread in our time but set it after the movie in rp-time?)) Malika: Bleeah.. Butterbuns: ((welp 8') rip ItsyBitsySpyers: //She shoulda bit his fraggin' mouth off.// FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I don't know what the "hard path" is. What are you asking for? What do you want us to do, walk on our hands everywhere?» Whirl: Agreed. FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Please. Be blatantly obvious. Describe concrete actions.» B l u r r: / shifts and slouches just slightly. Holding onto Ravage and adjusting shoulders/ FakeProwl: ((i guess that's a possibility. I'd like to. just. get it finished tho. :,) Malika: /meanwhile the movie goes, malika is writingdown something/ Malika: ...That's called bunch of lucky Whirl: Niiice. Whirl: There's nothing like a good chainsaw fight. ...though it'd be more fun with two chainsaws. Airachnid: Two chainsaws are always fun. Whirl: *nods* I need to pick up one for myself. Sideswipe: .... B l u r r: Two chainsaws are fun. B l u r r: I've experienced it ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Wanted: near company, lean if given, hand if given, less fear, other activity experienced before Whirl, Airachnid confirmation. Sideswipe: HAH! ItsyBitsySpyers: //Pfffft.// Malika: The cake is a lie, citation. Whirl: *snorts* Sideswipe: whoops Sideswipe: -snickering- FakeProwl: *considers* ItsyBitsySpyers: \\WHAT'S ANPHLACKIC SHOCK?\\ Airachnid: [chuckles] Whirl: Allergic reaction. Sideswipe: -so much laughter- Malika: /she shook her head before looking at Prowl and hand him a piece of paper with the number on/ FakeProwl: *takes it* Malika: ((don't want to make Prowlmun wait xD I could feel sorry)) FakeProwl: *immediately comms it* Sideswipe: aw...cute ItsyBitsySpyers: \\I GOTTA ASK REMEDY THAT ONE.\\ Malika: @Prowl ::Now you have my comm~ Whirl: Remedy? *looks over and tilts his head* FakeProwl: @Human(???) «Are you capable of answering comms without speaking out loud? If not, just—don't say anything.» ItsyBitsySpyers: \\YEAH. ANCIENT SURGEONY MEDIC BOT. KINDA MY TEACHER.\\ Malika: I'm laughing because ALL her friends just died, and the two men are pretty alive Whirl: Oh, really? *perks up* You're goin into medicine? ItsyBitsySpyers: //Aw.// *Sorta happy-sorta sad for the new couple.* Sideswipe: /That/ was interesting FakeProwl: *PROWL can make comms without speaking out loud. he's pretty sure most humans can't.* Airachnid: Interesting is one word to describe it. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\I DUNNO. SORTA? DON'T WANNA BE NO FULL TIME OR NOTHIN. JUS' LEARN, KINDA.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: \\'S HOW COME I BEEN HELPIN' HIS CHOPPED-UP AFT, HEH.\\ *jerks his thumb at Blurr* FakeProwl: *considers soundwav'es comment. slightly twitches leg over. knee pressed against soundwave's.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Hey so yeah that biolight thing he got accused of doing? He's doing that. Just a little. Knee press back.* B l u r r: Excuse me. I'm not chopped up. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\CHOPPED UP, SHOT UP... C'MON, I PUT WIRES BACK IN YA LIKE THREE TIMES.\\ FakeProwl: *and now waits antsily for human to reply* B l u r r: To be fair, I'm the one who pulled them out. Malika: /Raised a brow toward Prowl, then start to send something else to the comm./ @Prowl (text) what about a text? Sideswipe: Yeah, and a few other words, but interesting came up first Whirl: Blurr, you are one hundred precent chopped up. At all times. You come PRE-chopped. Malika: ((Omg this soundtrack FakeProwl: @Human «You using text is fine. You can listen to me.» Whirl: But, hey, that's neat, mech. But you've got your work cut out for you if you first patient is gonna be THAT guy. *nods to Blurr with wry humor* B l u r r: ...Excuse? B l u r r: I'm perfectly fine. FakeProwl: @Human «You see the tall skinny black and purple mech with the extraneous limbs on her back? Don't stare. Just indicate if you can recognize her.» B l u r r: I've been stitched together. Whirl: I've said this before, and I'll say it again: You'd say you were fine if you were sitting at the bottom of a smelter. Whirl: Don't ever listen to him, Frenzy. He will never, ever tell you if he's actually hurt or sick. B l u r r: ... Eh, probably. B l u r r: I don't tell people a lot of things. /grabs his maps again. Pats Ravage / ItsyBitsySpyers: =Smell them.= Malika: @Prowl (txt): Ow.. ok, hoping I didn't seemed to be rude toward her before.. B l u r r: ...Smell what? FakeProwl: @Human «Yes or no question, did you see her and can you identify her on sight.» ItsyBitsySpyers: \\OH, NAW. FIRST PATIENT WAS LONG TIME AGO. I BEEN HELPIN' WITH LIL STUFF.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: \\SOMETIMES I GET TO KEEP SURGERY PARTS AIN'T NO GOOD ANYMORE. THAT'S THE BEST. I GOT ONE OF MAGNUS' SHOULDER THINGS!\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: *He waves a hand way above his own shoulder and laughs* Whirl: Pfft! ItsyBitsySpyers: =Smell sick.= Whirl: Hey, feed them to your barnacle. They LOVE body parts. ItsyBitsySpyers: //Yeah? We just been givin' scrap...// Airachnid: [she's just listening to the coversation the part about Magnus' shoulders got her to laugh though] Whirl: They'll eat that, too. Killer gets a lot of shell casings, but that one time I had that severed limb? Killer LOVED it. Whirl: Took it forever to eat it, though. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy glances at her. They're still wary after stories about their own but she hasn't done anything they don't like. Yet.* Malika: @Prowl (txt) Yes, can recognize her Whirl: ((ariachnid listening to casual chatter about people keeping body parts in their room. ...i mean she totally would too* FakeProwl: @Human «She's Airachnid. Exotic game hunter. To her, "exotic game" is "intelligent aliens." Like humans. And she was staring at you.» ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy chews his thumb.* Malika: @Prowl (txt) Aw.. why I think that's a not good thing? Airachnid: [she has done that before, she has had literal skeletons in her closet] ItsyBitsySpyers: \\GUESS I GOT A KNEE IT COULD EAT ON.\\ Malika: ((Dear, how was called that movie again? XD B l u r r: [[ tucker and dale vs evil ]] FakeProwl: @Human «If she's decided to hunt you and you need help, comm me. All you need to do is say "help" or "emergency" and provide your coordinates. I'll open a bridge.» FakeProwl: @Human «You don't need to explain the situation, you don't need to tell me she's following you, you don't need to say hi. "Help" or "emergency" plus coordinates. Understood?» Whirl: Might as well give it a shot. I mean, I've only ever fed them body parts from the dimension I'm staying in. Whirl: But Killer is from somewhere else, too, so... *shrugs?* Malika: @Prowl (txt) Roger that Prowl~ FakeProwl: @Human «Good. That's all.» FakeProwl: *all right. message delivered. looming threat addressed. prowl's work here is done.* Malika: @Prowl (txt) okey /As stopped to write, she raised her arms for a stretch/ Well.. I think I'll go now B l u r r: Mm... you want a ride home? /grumbling / B l u r r: / it gives him an excuse to crash at the farm / FakeProwl: *and prowl, smart guy that he is, never asked for the human's name* Malika: /She smiled at him/ If ya want, probably it will be also Roady at home B l u r r: Yes, I know who you live with. /pats Ravage and moves to start standing / Malika: ((Mali gave him her name since the beginning XD Whirl: *and insantly Whirl is looking at Blurr with the closest his limited expression can come to a shi t-eating grin* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage snickers at the mention of Roadbuster and leaps off* Whirl: Have a good time, Teach. FakeProwl: ((guess who is sh!t at remembering names. it's prowl. he didn't even notice.)) B l u r r: / stands up and scowls/ I'm just dropping her off... Malika: (( HAHAHAHAHAHAA I lovehim XD )) FakeProwl: ((seriously. he confuses swerve for swindle.)) Airachnid: [she climbed down from the hammock and waved at everyone in the room] Until next time. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nods to Airachnid* Sideswipe: -shows over, music's over, crowd's leaving, time for him to leave- Sideswipe: Well, that was fun Airachnid: [sneaks off] ItsyBitsySpyers: \\SEEYA ROUND.\\ Sideswipe: 'night! Malika: /Malika stared at Whirl for a moment/ Oh yeah, about Blurr. He is perfectly Fine /yes, she heard all their conversations but without saying anything/ FakeProwl: *doesn't move his head but side-eyes Airachnid as she leaves* Malika: /Waves at everyone/ See ya next time! B l u r r: / waves claw/ Let's get you home, cretin. B l u r r: Before Optimus Prime thinks I've eaten you. Sideswipe: -is gonna leave for home himself- Malika: Stop call me that.. /pout a little, ready to go wit him/ ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy flicks a lazy wave in Sideswipe's direction.* Whirl: Bye, you guys. *nudges the twins before they leave* Whirl: And you too! *calling after Airachnid* Whirl: Kid, I've known Teach a lot longer than you. B l u r r: Pits... Whirl: Don't you buy it when he tells you he's fine, because he does NOT take care of himself. Malika: ((lmao, here I imagine Opti and Cade be like "...Where is Mali?" XD )) B l u r r: Fine. Not cretin. Malika. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Twins nudge back and go to join Ravage on the far side of Soundwave's couch* FakeProwl: *Airachnid is gone and the human is leaving. sits up straight in preparation to leave* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave twists some to look, nods.* Malika: /Malika shrugged at Whirl/ the real question is WHO takes actual care of theirself? /and with this, now here she go with Blurr/ ItsyBitsySpyers: *In the meantime, Ravage mumbles something about nanofleas and new humans every week; Frenzy snorts and clamps his hands over his chest vents to muffle them.* FakeProwl: *hesitates. then, kinda... wordlessly, leans in, and just. crest tap.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *!!!!! TAP-SLIDE BACK.* Malika: ((i followed you prowl :3 g'night for who leaves!)) Sideswipe: ((g'night, I'm gonna go see if sleep makes a migrane go away)) Whirl: *snorts after Malika and tips back in his hammock to streeetch* Sideswipe: ((thanks for the movies!)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((yes it does. turn the lights off and anything noisy off and rest)) ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...Grateful. Sideswipe: ((yaaay ItsyBitsySpyers: *Laserbeak chooses THIS MOMENT to land on the tipped back Whirl to see if he'll tumble.* Whirl: *he wobbles for a moment, more startled than anything else, and then looks up with a snort* My familiar has returned. Whirl: *he does, after all, have an excellent sense of balance* FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I enjoy it too.» *and he'll learn to be less self-conscious* Whirl: But unless you wanna come home with me, you'd probably better pick a better perch. ItsyBitsySpyers: *The world's quietest hum of satisfaction* ItsyBitsySpyers: {{Peh! Whirl not making promises Lost Light not to keep, eh?}} FakeProwl: *ah, another sound to like* Whirl: Pfft! As if *I* care about rules. ItsyBitsySpyers: //Hey, nuh-uh. She don't get on board before me.// Whirl: *he's gonna hop up and slide out of the hammock. Lasebreak if you stay on him you're going to his room. He means it* Whirl: ..*Laserbea Whirl: Well you'd better grab on, then. Whirl: I could probably hold most of you guys. FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I'll see you next movie night.» ItsyBitsySpyers: *Laserbeak blows an electronic raspberry and floats off Whirl* ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Affirmative. Will enjoy. Whirl: *mimics the sound back at her* Night, losers. ItsyBitsySpyers: {{Niiiiiight~}} FakeProwl: *a farewell ping. disappears.* Whirl: *for the record--and I mention this because Soundwave will probably pick this up on Whirl's surface thoughts--he wasn't looking when they did the head-bump. But-- Whirl: --as he's stated before, his radar is always running and he 100% noticed it. He just does not care* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave hasn't forgotten that. Whirl may look forward to a thank-you gift at some point in the future.* Whirl: *i mean the most whirl has ever done is point out that their relatinship EXISTS. That's it* Whirl: *Blurr is his unlucky Target Number One* Whirl: *bobs his helm at Soundwave before he, too, leaves* FakeProwl: *prowl remembers it too. he has just decided not to care about being watched. ... as long as it's only, like, three witnesses tops at a time.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *That's a start. Nods his helm to Whirl, gets up, collects everyone, and will shortly make his way out*
4 notes · View notes