#id watch the fuck out of this romcom btw

[stuffeddeer]

just thought of the most rom-com scenario ever. reader is the new hire for the ADA and immediately off the bat, dazai is dazai. reader just takes it as the typical sense of humor and just laughs it off, thinking he’s not actually interested considering his many various ventures. eventually the two of them are assigned to missions quite often (with atsushi as a third wheel) and the two get along great in terms of humor, personality, work in the field… it boggles atsushi’s mind that the two of them aren’t at least going on ONE date. one night dazai tells him in a drunken stupor over the phone he has feelings for y/n but doesn’t want to ruin what they have. y/n ends up telling atsushi they don’t know what to do if they keep getting missions with dazai because one of these days they may slip up due to him just BEING there. he ends up confiding in both yosano and kunikida about it when the two are out of the office and they both just go “y/n and HIM??? anyone deserves better than THAT” but yosano means it in a more teasing way and kunikida means it in a serious way because. kunikida. thus begins a quest for atsushi; to bring the two together, and it drives him NUTS because the two both don’t think the other likes them. dazai assumes y/n would rather have interest in any other guy and y/n assumes dazai would rather have interest in any other person. this ends up with many funny scenarios such as:

1. atsushi leaving a note on dazai’s desk that reads “i want to talk to you in the hallway at __ time today.” and leaving an identical one on y/n’s desk so they can cross paths outside of working together and possibly start a convo and go somewhere. it backfired and the two just say “weird coincidence. everyone must’ve got this!” and wave bye

2. atsushi trying to subtly tell dazai y/ns favorite flower and he just says “oh, that’s great! are you getting them a birthday present early or something”

3. even kunikida being forced into trying to help by asking dazai if he is interested in hanging out with him and y/n (so he can pretend to end up being sick and it would just be dazai and y/n) and dazai saying “oh, is this some sort of elaborate scheme you’re planning on order to have a date with y/n and so it won’t be awkward with just the two of you? i’ll pretend to be sick when it happens for you!” LIKE GOD DAMM DAZAI STOP BEING INSECURE ITS YOU BOY?!

basically stuff like that goes on so much to the point where when the ADA is out celebrating a successful year of missions at a karaoke bar atsushi just yells out over the mic: “I HAVE HAD ENOUGH THIRD WHEELING HERE!!!!! Y/N AND DAZAI YOU BOTH likeeachother-“ and they’re just. WHAT

(SORRY FOR ALL THE TEXT LMFAO)

anon you literally wrote this for me idek what to say you’re so cool

Atsushi’s eyes widened. “What?! I can’t go on this mission, I have, um… an appointment.” Nailed it. “Dazai can take my place! He’s not doing anything right now.” Normally, Kunikida would have pointed out this obvious lie, but he remained quiet - pretty much everyone in the agency knew what he was up to.

Dazai actually was doing something for the first time in a while, but surely this mission was much more important. The brunet took off with you, headed out on an actually very unimportant mission you definitely could’ve taken care of on your own while Atsushi planned.

The tiger boy was quick to tell you and Dazai upon your return about tonight’s important karaoke celebration! And when you tried to weasel your way out of it, Yosano had practically dragged you down to the place. You were ushered next to Dazai as Atsushi and Yosano chose songs for everyone to sing. They said it was to make sure Dazai didn't pick something depressing or you would try to bail out again - this way, everyone had to go. But also... this way, you and Dazai would be stuck singing a romantic duet.

Of course, the two of you took it horribly wrong (in Atsushi's opinion), you both fully committing to the "joke song" Atsushi selected, wholly pretending in the moment. He'd wanted some romantic moment where you two realized you were destined to be together, but you both are just so stupid—

Atsushi had been up next, and was gripping the microphone tightly. He wasn't one to let his anger take over, but this was just getting ridiculous. As the opening notes played to the song he chose, he shouted out your deepest secret, and Dazai's as well.

You both like each other.

With slack jaws and wide eyes, every agency member stared at Atsushi in shock. He'd turned pink as he realized his mistake, muttering apologies as he placed the mic back down. Tense silence filled the air, the only sound being the scraping of Ranpo's spoon along the ceramic ice cream dish he'd ordered.

After a moment, Yosano started clapping. "Someone had to say it, and we all knew they wouldn't."

The rest of karaoke was horribly awkward for you and Dazai. You'd moved ever so slightly away from each other, completely embarrassed. What if Atsushi had just made up that Dazai likes you back? What if Atsushi had just made up that you like Dazai back? All either of you knew is that he had yelled out your biggest secret, and neither of you were too excited to sing anymore.

The lights had been turned on and everyone was gathering their things. It had been a fun night out, all things considered. Yosano got completely hammered and Ranpo couldn't direct his way home if his life were at stake, so Kunikida and Atsushi led the both of them back to their homes (with Kyouka right on Atsushi's tail). The Tanizaki siblings had left a bit before everyone for whatever their reasons were, so just you and Dazai were left standing outside the karaoke bar, awkwardly gazing out at the quiet city.

"So... tonight was different, huh?" You spoke anxiously, picking at a loose thread on your top.

"I didn't expect Ranpo to be that good a singer," Dazai replies with a polite smile.

You sighed. The last thing you wanted was for things to turn awkward between the two of you. "Listen, Dazai— "

"Do you want to walk home with me?" He cut you off.

You smiled softly, letting out a small chuckle. "Of course."

#id watch the fuck out of this romcom btw #id probably struggle thru it bc miscommunication plot lines make me so mad #i’m looking at you to all the boys series……. #this is just my way of shoehorning my hate for tatb biting scratching growling #lara jean and peter i will find you #🦌anon #🦌request #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd x you #bsd imagines #bsd scenarios #bsd fanfic #bungou stray dogs fanfic #bungo stray dogs fanfic #dazai osamu x reader #dazai osamu #dazai x reader #dazai x you

[hinasakuino]

Boyfriend Material

  Ft. J. Kirstein, A.Arlet, L. Ackerman,  E.Yeager, R.Braun, E. Smith

Lemme just preface this by saying I am so excited to start dabbling in other fandoms + writing. I have a silly demon slayer au I’m writing plus Levi 100 followers celebratory fic! So without further ado, enjoy! (Sfw & nsfw h/c about my fave boys! Modern au btw!) ((pps it’s kinda long bare w/me pls))

  Jean Kirstein

  (sfw)

 Jean would be the guy you see every day on your way to class always sitting alone either reading by himself or people watching or on the rare occasion he had a friend with him.

He’s clueless about you changing your course to class just to have a chance to speak with him but he does think it’s odd when you keep asking him questions, he can see your college ID you’ve been going to the school for three years now and all your classes were near each other, how did you keep forgetting your way to class?

He finally understands you’re trying to get his attention when he spots you and some friends hanging out in the cafeteria. Your friends teased you while you blushed. He decided the courtyard was too hot today and was seeking the crisp chill provided by the air conditioners. He didn’t mean to eavesdrop but he thought it was funny you went through all the trouble just to impress him. He thinks it was sweet.

Will now attempt casual conversation, but discovers he’s just as awkward as you were. 

Finally got the courage to ask you out after witnessing you interacting with a classmate, he thought you were pretty before but you were especially stunning when sporting such a beautiful smile. 

Decides on the classic dinner and movie idea but takes you to see the movie first so that y’all can have something to discuss while you eat. 

Thinks you’ll pick the romcom is shocked when you choose the classic slasher remake movie, side-eyes you nearly the entire movie for being completely enamored with the movie.

Dinner is interesting he learns you’re majoring in film and arts,  feels extra confident after coming up with the 

Movie date idea.

(nsfw)

Tries to leave you with just one kiss but the way you cling to him makes him painfully hard and he debates on leaving because he doesn't want to pressure you into something you’re not comfortable doing

But the way you lick the shell of his ear and grind with his front, he’s pinning you against the wall, nipping at your neck, making you mewl loudly against his ear and he can’t wait to elicit more noises from you. 

Thank the lord you have a private dorm to yourself because he’s taking your top off the minute you’re pushed into the living room. It doesn't take him long to take your skirt off, there you lay clad in a mauve lingerie set, you try your best to come across as sexy and not shy. 

“Fuck you’re so sexy.” He whispers, he’s on his knees in an instant, kissing across your thighs, and he can hear your breath hitching the closer he gets to your glistening cunt. 

“Please” You moan out, and how can he deny you when you asked so nicely?

Is a tease, will take his time when going down on you, always pressing soft kisses and licks to your center until you’re whimpering and begging for release. 

This man loves pleasing you. He really likes to hear you moan his name, the soft pants and whimpers make him harder than ever. 

By the time he’s ready to slip past your wet walls, he’s nearly there. 

You’re so tight, your walls conform around him, and it doesn’t take him long to cum deep inside your cunt. 

Apologizes when he realized he didn’t pull out, he was too pussy drunk, riding out that high. 

Doesn’t leave right after because you look absolutely fucked out and adorable as you try to stay up listening to his rambling. 

He’s hooked and not ashamed to say so. 

Armin Arlet

  (Sfw)

vvv self indulgent I love him!

  He’s so sweet, bless his heart! 

You’ve known him since primary school, you hadn’t actually talked to him until he approached you at a kickback. 

It was completely unexpected because you always knew him to be shy but here he was standing across from you making you laugh and you’re pleasantly surprised when you realize you have so much in common. 

You give him your number in hopes of hanging out with him more but it’s silent for the first two days. 

Truthfully Armin is still shocked that someone as pretty as you even gave him the time of day. It’s what he tells you when he calls four days later in the middle of the night drunk. 

You entertain his drunk conversation and he eventually persuades you to go out with him the next day.

You’re nervous and excited because you’re going to bike to your picnic area, and he seemed very passionate about biking. 

You try to dress as comfortably as possible, biker shorts and a matching sports bra with a jacket to cover up just in case. 

Armin loses his mind when he sees you, all your curves on display have him just a teeny bit pent up, he was ready for the bike ride to release this feeling. 

Except it never went away because you ended up riding in front of him and he couldn't help sneaking glances at your pert round bottom. 

He had to pretend to crash twice to avoid popping a boner.

When you finally arrived at the area, it's beautiful in the middle of a flower field. A blanket was placed next to the pond for relaxation there was an actual table with the food spread on top covered by silver covers. 

“Armin!” You exclaim in surprise. You smile back to him sweetly, his heart skips a beat, without thinking he pulls his phone out and snaps a picture. 

“You looked cute!” He defends, face turning pink. You smile but lead the way to the table, he rushes over and pulls the chair out making you giggle, he was trying to be a gentleman... 

The date goes smoothly, Armin is glad things were working out and he really enjoyed himself. 

He steals glances at you during the drive home, and when he’s parked in your apartment complex he stumbles over his words as he tries to ask for another date. 

He’s so damn you, you lean over the console and lift his chin to face you. You lean in close and press a sweet kiss to his lips, you don’t miss his hesitation like he wants to kiss you more but doesn’t want to overdo it. 

“I’d love to go out with you again Armin.” You whisper looking from his lips to his eyes while biting your bottom lip. You’re going to be the death of him, he swears. 

“I’ll call you.” He says when you step out. He waits for you to step into your apartment and shut the door before he pulls off. 

You slide down the door, your heart is racing and you’re happy as hell because for the first time in a while you actually enjoyed yourself. 

  (nsfw)

  Armin reminisces about the early stages of your relationship, he tries to wonder if you’ve always been a tease? He thinks of the first date, that outfit you wore, and confirms you have. 

Like now, while the both of you attended Eren’s birthday party, you constantly brush against him in such sinful ways he wants to take you away to one of the rooms but he endures it because he secretly likes it. 

The minute you step foot into his apartment, he has you against the wall, pressing needy kisses into your neck.

“What brought this on?” You gasp out in between kisses. He doesn’t respond immediately, just continues to bully your lips, biting and suckling until you dart your tongue out, seeking his taste. 

He swallows your moans, and his hands start roaming your body, he stops at your breast, he knows you’re not wearing a bra and he wastes no time attacking your sensitive buds. 

He loves making you come undone this way, he loves that he has you whimpering and moaning in his hands he still can’t believe you get like this because of him. It turns him on so fucking much. 

But because you’re you, you always try to take control, your hands grip the hairs at the nape of his neck, pulling him away from the kiss. He groans out a noise deep in his throat and the noise is heaven to your ears because he sounds absolutely wrecked. 

“Y/n…” He pants out in irritation. You smirk and lean forward pressing a kiss to his neck. He turns his head to the side and lets you leave a trail of lovebites of your own. He goes absolutely insane when you mark him. 

“Arminnn….” You drag out his name in a mocking tone and he groans in frustration.

He’s not in the mood for your teasing so he pulls away from you, making you whine but he ignores you, he sits on the sofa, unbuttoning his shirt, he decides it’s his turn to tease you. 

You sit on the opposite sofa and watch as your boyfriend teases you. He takes his shirt off and runs his hands up and down his bare chest. He keeps eye contact when he reaches his pants, one hand unzipping while he pulls his dick out with the other. 

“Arminnn…” You whine his name and sit forward. He smirks and licks a wet stipe on his hand before starting a slow rhythm, he squeezes the tip of his dick and grunts because he’s so sensitive there. 

“Fuck look at you, squirming and I haven’t even touched you.” He chuckles throatily and throws his head back picking up the pace. He grabs himself at the base and has to hold himself because he’s embarrassingly close. 

“ ‘Min.” You whine, he peeks at you and you get up, sinking to your knees in front of him. He takes a deep breath because he’s not expecting you to engulf him in your mouth. He rarely asks for head, mostly because he does the giving.

“Oh fuck!” He moans aloud, his eyes roll to the back, your mouth is so warm and wet it’s heaven on earth. 

You get to work, swallowing him down, taking him mostly before gagging. He tangles his hand in your hair and makes a fist, pulling you off his cock, before dragging you back down making you gag. 

“ ‘m sorry..” He mutters then cants his hips upward to fuck your mouth, he doesn’t have the patience to hold back, not when you’re deep-throating him like this, moaning around his cock. 

He’s nice, he pulls back when he’s about to cum, the thought of you swallowing all his cum is too dirty for him to imagine so he releases it on your chest.  

He doesn’t forget about you, he sinks to the ground with you, he’s so desperate to taste you. 

“Pull this off.” He groans yanking at the zipper to your shorts. You do as you're told, anticipation washing over you at your boyfriend’s eagerness. 

He doesn’t even let you fully relax before he’s going down on you, you haven’t even removed your shorts or panties, but that doesn’t stop him from pushing them to the side, delving into your silky walls. 

He wants you to cum, he doesn’t beat around the bush, he’s got his fingers rubbing your clit urgently, while he fucks his tongue into you. You grip his blonde locks trying to prepare yourself for this orgasm. 

“Mmmm Armin, please…” You whine, your hips moving in sync with his movements involuntarily, He doesn’t let up and soon you’re curling in on yourself, locking Armin’s head in place as you come undone. 

Will clean you up and bring you to bed for cuddles because he literally just wants to mold your body to his.

  Levi Ackerman

                (sfw)

    This man straight up ignores you when you first meet. He’s here to do a job and that’s it. 

 You don’t let up after this. If anything you want to get this man to smile at least once. 

  You once joke to your coworkers that he’s actually an AI bot sent to the office to replace all humans in the work area. 

He hears the joke, and despite himself quirks a corner of his lip up. 

“His face moved!” You shout from across the office, he drinks from his mug and turns to sit back at his cubicle. Like he said from the start, he’s here to work. 

Things take a turn when Erwin puts his name in the secret santa-esque Valentine's day drawing. He chokes on his coffee when he hears his name being called, and then yours soon after. 

Two tickets for Top golf and wine tasting are presented before you both. Before Levi even has a chance to decide which is the better option he sees you snatching the top golf tickets and laughing like a maniac. 

“You’re going down Ackerman!” You point across him, everyone has eyes on him and he can’t help but shake his head at your ridiculousness.

He debates on going to the date, but he’s surprised when you call him two hours before the scheduled meeting time. 

“You better not stand me up. If you do I’ll tell everyone in the office and then they’ll hate you because how could you stand up someone so sweet?” You taunt. He laughs but assures you that he will in fact be there. 

And he is fifteen minutes early actually. 

He doesn’t show but he’s nervous. It’s why he orders a drink and waits for you to arrive. 

He begins to panic when five minutes pass and you don’t show up. Let another ten minutes go by before he’s texting and then calling your phone. 

“Where are you?” He asks you can hear the frown in his voice, you thank your driver and exit the car. “I’m outside, I’m so sorry, My ride got canceled three times.” You say as you run into the building. It’s cold out, your outfit still doesn’t stop the coldness from seeping in. 

“Are you in the front?” He asks, you can hear and echo so he has to be close by. You turn and run right into him. 

“Oh, shi-” You groan and jump back apologizing once you see a little of your makeup has smeared on his sleeve. He waves you off and offers a friendly hug making you drop your jaw in shock.

“Come one, I set up over here.” He leads you to the back, where his jacket is draped across a seat. He moves it and helps you up the stool. 

“Do you want a drink?” He asks and you shake your head yes, and settle on water.

Levi isn’t the best at golf. But you’re just as bad. He makes it a competition, for every target either of you hit, you can ask a question and the other person has to answer. 

By the end of the game, you know more about Levi than you ever would’ve thought. He surprises you when he pays for your food and drinks,  and again when he offers to bring you home. 

You’re so excited to go to work you decide to do a vigorous skincare routine & even lay your clothes out for the next day.

When you make it to work though, Levi is the same old Levi, ignoring your antics and barely cracking a smile. It kind of pisses you off. 

  (Nsfw)

  Things change between the two of you. You no longer look to include him in the office shenanigans, and when others ask about the date, you shut down, shrugging and coming up with an excuse that things just didn't work out. 

Levi hears this gossip and feels like shit. He tries to catch you alone multiple times but you almost always have someone with you or find quick excuses to exit the conversation. 

He gives up after a week of you dodging him. Thinks it’s pointless that he’s basically chasing you. He’s kinda pissed. 

Things change when Erwin announces the employees attending the quarterly conference. Of course, he calls you, of course, Levi’s name is called right after the murmurs star, and he looks to find your eyes, you’re staring at him already and he looks away quickly because he doesn’t think he can face you. Even if it’s been a month. 

You surprise him more when you sit next to him on the charter bus the company rents. “Don’t get your hopes up, it was this seat or the ones next to the toilets .” You say, slipping the sleep mask on your eyes. 

You fall asleep the minute the bus moves because he feels your head dip and then you’re resting it on his shoulder snoring softly. 

The problem starts when you’re an hour into the journey, still asleep, softly moaning his name. As if he didn’t have enough on his plate. He adjusted himself in his pants, he wasn’t going to get hard to this. 

He failed, especially when you rub against him, he has to shake you awake to avoid a complete boner. You groan and lift your head groggily.  You fuss at him, he grumbles that your snoring kept him up. You roll your eyes and bundle up in the seat facing away from him. He’s tripping if he thinks you’re moving, you mutter, he’s just going to have to deal with the snoring!

Avoids you the minute you stop at the hotel. You ignore the pain in your chest and gather your bags. Erwin stops you asking for Levi but you shrug, you just wanted to go back to sleep. 

The conference is boring. There’s no other way to put it. Day one was a mixer, you tried to talk to people from the other companies but they weren’t fun. You made a drinking game so by the time Levi stopped by the mixer you’re sitting alone at the bar tipsy as hell. 

“Shouldn’t you be mingling and interacting with other companies?” He asks in your ear. You jump and look back, he looks so damn good in that suit. You drag your eyes up slowly, making sure to bite your lip when you meet his.

“Aren’t you supposed to be ignoring me?” You retort, sipping the drink the bartender places in front of you.

He doesn’t answer but he slides into the space next to you and leans back looking at the guest around them. 

“For the record, I wasn’t trying to ignore you. We just wouldn’t work out.” He comments. You freeze and look at him frowning but he doesn’t meet your gaze. 

“Of course, the only hot guy in the office has commitment issues. Why did I have to like him? Everyone is like ‘Oh Erwin is so nice and strong and hot” but I had to jump on the fucking cold brooding Levi Train. Fuck me.” She mutters. 

He looks at you then. You look sad, pouting as you dipped your drink. Without thinking Levi reaches out, grabbing your face and pulling you into a kiss.

It catches you off guard but you react quickly, your lips melting against his surprisingly soft ones. 

“We can take this up to my room.” He groans against your lips. You nod your head frantically and that’s all he needs then he’s pulling you off the stool and towards the elevator. 

You try to touch him in the elevator but he makes you stand still by your side in case you run into anyone from the company. You whine the entire time. He swats your ass, a sharp sting that gets you quiet, frowning and pouting up at him. 

He makes you wait when you get in his room as well. You’re about to complain but he comes back shirtless and with a bottle of water. 

“Drink.” He demands, you pout but does as he says. When you’ve got a little bit to the halfway mark he takes it away and places it on the bedside table. 

He aids in taking your pantsuit off, he’s shocked at your lack of bra, but he can’t take his eyes off the way your ass cheeks sucks in the thong you’re wearing. 

“Levi…” You whine, he scolds you and takes his time peeling the tiny fabric down the length of your legs. 

“Do you know how hard it’s been to ignore you?” He mumbles when he kisses the inside of your thigh. 

“The fact that you’ve been dreaming of me too. Fuck y/n.” He practically growls. You lean into his touch, he’s massaging the globes of your ass,  he pushes you forward and you lay on the bed, arching your ass in the air for him. 

“Levi, I want you so bad.” He nods eagerly and doesn't waste any time kissing down your slit. He licks into your walls skillfully, easing a finger in eliciting the sweetest drawn-out moan from you. 

“Mmmm Fuck.” You groan, your hands grip the blankets below you. He’s everywhere on you and you can’t escape it. 

“You’re so tight, you can barely take my finger, how can you take my cock?” He teases. You whine but push your ass back to him. He smacks you hard on your left cheek making you gasp. 

“You’re such a tease.” You start to fuss but he’s back to suckling on your puffy clit and it drives you crazy. You buck your hips and bite down on the sheets. You feel like you’re going to explode. 

“Give it to me.” He says, a simple sentence but the raspiness in his voice makes you come undone, he groans when you gush your wetness for him, you’re completely unaware of the fact that he’s been jerking himself and he cums with a silent gasp, panting out your name and curse words before collapsing on the end next to you. 

The next morning he doesn’t give you the silent treatment, he helps you pack your things and puts them on the bus for you, no one says anything when you two sit at the back cuddled up and whispering to each other. 

  A/n: pt2 coming soon, this was 3.6k+ words of self indulgent drabble that I think fits each boy, pt 2 coming soon, I basically split this post in half, and hadn’t finished editing the rest another thing to note, I still don’t know how to format my post ^-^ 🥴 anywho thanks for reading and remember, requests are open! <33

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[ceabu]

Gamkar au anon >:3 OK so. The au is multi fucking layered but I'll start at the gamkar. Karkat has to run like hell from the drones, realistically leaving his lusus but I don't like the idea of him dying so he's fine just Not Here. He comes across gamzee's place and hides there bc he thinks it's abandoned. The drones come knocking & karkat thinks he's screwed until gamzee answers the door & is like No I haven't seen any suspicious activity officers I was busy being stoned outta my gourd :o) karkat realizes he was saved by the stoner & gamzee isn't as lonely anymore so there's no harm in staying right? Mutually beneficial scenario, except they're both on eggshells around each other terrified that the other will change their mind. 1/? Need to go afk for a sec

ok im back where was i. gamzee n karkat tiptoeing around like cats trying to get acclimated to each other. gamzee ends up watching a romcom bc the cover looked cool & karkat very much pretends like hes not interested but watches from the kitchen. they start developing a genuine friendship & start trusting each other more, and eventually gamzee gains the social safety net (& concern/responsibility of his friend) to wean himself off sopor (2/?)

(cont) he eventually does but realizes hes SUPER mentally screwed over both from a lifetime of ostracization from the church that was supposed  to be his familly and a lifetime of drug usage. he starts trying to fix some of the more pressing gaps, but it's not something that's wholly fixable. for the most part his friends are understanding, and don't see him any less for it. meanwhile, karkat's still traumatized! gamzee's adapted to help accomodate some of karkats issues, but still. (3/?)

(cont.) ok so a quick break for AU Lore. my whole theory as to why the church is Like That is because non-mutated psychic abilities are always attempting to be used, even on the troll that has them, and most trolls w fear-inducing chucklevoodoos have anxiety attacks 24/7. i specify non-mutated because karkat also has psychics. ive got this whole Explanation for how but the tldr is he's got "stagnant" psychics & is an empath with no ability to Use it. the empath bit is also a mutation btw(4/?)

(cont) last one unless you actively want more. but even tho both of them are anxious as hell, when gamzee (originally accidentally) uses voodoos on karkat theyre just. quickly overpowered by karkat's hella psychic buildup, and it ends up creating a feedback loop of "yo dude calm down we're both fine" and ofc it starts out as Just Lending A Bro In Need A Hand but eventually they cant really do anything but acknowledge yea thats pale as hell and maybe we have fallen ass backwards into Romance(5/?)

oH!!! OH I LOVE THIS!!!!! whoa whoa anon uve got all this already figured out!! id love to read more yeah yeah!!!

#ceabu's asks #i should maybe make a tag for little stories i get in asks uhh #fic asks #there #BUT OMG ANON #i loved this lol #''for the most part his friends are understanding and don't see him any less for it.'' this part killed me #whoa this gamzee has good friends huh :') #i could see this as a multichaptered fic !!

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3. star sign: virgo hohoho (also an enfp gryffindor if u were wondering) (u probably werent but still lmaoo)

4. height: 165 cm aka just barely 5’5 rip

5. time: 5:23 pm

6. birthday: september 13th !!! a late late late summer baby

7. favorite bands (non kpop): oh no im not sure i have any ?? i used to listen to a whole bunch tho, like one direction, big time rush, 5sos, onerepublic, imagine dragons, panic at the disco (somewhat)

8. favourite solo artist: my favorite korean solo artist has to be dean hes a literal king dear god as for non korean ive recently been listening to a lot of borns and troye sivan :’) blackbear too !!! his songs are my exact aesthetic tbh

9. song stuck in my head: without you by nct u (im listening to it rn LMAOO)

10. last movie watched: legally? black panther WHICH IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR BTW I FUCKING LOVE IT TO BITS illegally? drive me crazy bc im lowkey a sucker for sappy cliche 90s romcoms :’)

11. last show watched: i have no clue ?? actually ??? i dont watch a lot of tv so i hope seventeens weekly idol counts ??? or nct vlives ???? LOOOOOL

12. when did i create my blog: november 2014 i think !!

13. what do i post: id say about 80% is kpop (40% bts 20% nct 15% seventeen 5% other) and the rest is either memes or aesthetic posts LMAOOO

14. last thing i googled: nyc weather (theres a snowstorm today omfg and school was cancelled ?? which makes today my first proper snow day ever ??? im such a california kid)

15. do you have other blogs: not active ones but i have a couple saved urls up my sleeve ;)

16. do you get asks: ,,, not really LMAO occasionally i used to but my inbox has been pretty dead for a while

17. why did you choose your url: its just min yoongi with the vowels replaced with xs and honestly ??? i have no clue how i thought of that or why but i thought it was sooooo cool and smart at the time LOOOL im not mad at it tho tbh i love it even though it gives me a bit of trouble w url tag games LMAO

18. following: 1219 blogs which ?? i honestly dk if thats a lot or a little

19. followers: i just recently hit 204 followers !!! which btw thank you guys ??? sm ???? i love you all ??????

20. favorite color (s): PEACH and RED and GOLD (my gryffindor ass is showing) and hmm black maybe :)

21. average hours of sleep: hoooo boy LOOOOL it really depends on the day but probably about 6 ?? even tho im the sleepiest girl u will ever meet ??? my sleep schedule is FUCKED LOOOOL

22. lucky number: 7 !! its cliche but i dont care lmao

23. instruments: i used to play piano and the flute but i pretty much havent touched either instrument since college started :((

24. what am i wearing: my bigass kevin woo love more hoodie and thigh highs and uhhh a bra and underwear i guess ??? LOOOL

25. how many blankets do i sleep with: two !!! although tbh im not sure why ?? i feel like i prefer only using a comforter ???? wtf @ me

26. dream job: oh wooooow uhhhh … a music producer

27. dream trip: south korea is the obvious answer i feel like but i have been missing la so fucking much these past couple of weeks so definitely there ugh

28. favorite food: im a hoe for kbbq tbh or any kind of meat/korean food in general actually !! i also reaaaally like spicy foods :’) so hot cheetos are my favorite snack tbh pizza and in n out are both soooo good too tbh in general i prefer salty things over sweet things but i WILL eat anything peach flavored straight up i kid u not it is my favorite flavor/color/smell in the entire world I LOVE PEACHES OK

29. nationality: american born chinese (first gen) but i took like a dna test a while ago and ?? apparently im like 10-12% finnish ??? which ,,, idk LMAOO

30. favorite song now: currently its any title song by nct tbh ?? go and boss and touch and baby dont stop have been on repeat since they came out

other korean song recs: dinner by jane jang and suho; jewel box AND thousand times (an ost and it made me cry tbh) by samuel (listen ,,,,,, the boy is so talented ,,,,, pls support him ,,,, i lov him w my whole heart); some and galaxy by bolbbalgan4; i promise you/ipu by wanna one (its so good slkgslkgdlkh ahhh i didnt like it THAT much at first but it really grew on me)

some english song recs: strawberries and cigarettes by troye sivan; helplessly by tatiana manaois; dirty laundry by blackbear !!! :)

i tag @sasha092398​ bc ofc i am ??? and @byeulbitch​ and @ashweeeeeh​ heheheh :’)

#get to know me #about me #i ?? dk what to tag this as ??? LMAOO

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magic school bus - flexes its muscles (s1e15) review

ok so i wasnt sure what id watch today i had to find something just to chill and review but honestly watching this show was a terrible idea i mean it 

it was the most boring watch ive had and not because its bad but if youre over 8 honestly it is

w/e i watched it and im gonna review the hell out of this as i always do lets begin with why the 15th episode of the first season? very simple: the title, a natural basic choice "flexes its muscles" we all can see in our mind a flashback on a certain song concerning muscles and trucks as the title flashes on the screen oh yea mama i feel very at ease rn like timmy sitting in front of his tv a good old tuesday morning before school with that lil bowl of cereal except timmy is mute and makes up all they say on the shows so everything is his own he stole the rights from the voice actors and the plot along its cartoons (c) timmy now boys

so wats it about? ralphie being a loser as always, actually ive never watched any other episode but the tone he talks in gives him the loser etiquette after all he does throw a tantrum when his robot didnt work for the second time theyre all stupid, all of these characters are stupid and i have no idea how old they are anyhow yea ralph wanna have a robot to do his chores because everyone else is having fun while he has to do them because hes often late or w/e something like that now from now on we either side with the bitch girl

or the fat boy

thats probably how she qualifies him but yea you have to make a choice because there will be some serious competition: theyre betting because after ralphie runs to everyone shouting about making a robot she goes all "haha you cant do it, stupid" and quite a few other especially that one lil blue sweatered guy jesus hes bad yea like even the old guy from after that will be all "nah" at his bully-joke except he aint a bully, none of them are now why is she a bitch? because she said if he loses the bet he cannot play any sport game anymore and only do the chores wtf how does she even have that kind of authority? how old are they? no shes just a classmate, ralph dont be a pushover now well he isnt because he goes all "haha fuck you itll work im THE GREAT FUCKING RALPHIE AND MY 40 THIEVES-BOT" > “full of himself” is the exact word to describe him 

so after that teachah goes all "hey sup lol ive totally not heard you but lets all go inside the bus we have a full day!! wow!! im totally not gonna drive yall to a shop in which you can build a robot as i distract the grandpa ive been flirting with for years but let hanging on for decades waiting for his soon-to-be death when obvs hes all over me and im all over him but its a kid show and im not sure the public is ready for our intense wacky elderly passionate tension, nope nothing pegi 16 not even close its pg 13 actually but you wouldnt be allowed to watch the show then because if youre over 13 youre probably not gonna watch anymore of this, babies cant handle our hot old romcom nah" so yea theyre in a workbodyshop smthg next

this episode really revolves around the body and its structure, in the most basic way you have no idea how basic it went its the basics of basicness like the bases of every bases i havent learned anything and even if i were 8 i still wouldnt not have learned anything its probably a 6 yo focused show idk guys i was really questionned either id give it a final shot but yea, still it sucked, but i understand for a 6yo they may pick up the fact that they have bones and muscles and wow thats how you move now ill say the cybernetic aspect of how they build a robot is pretty weak, no explanations as to how the robot suddenly moves because ok you got the joints, structure and everything all figured out but.. what about everything else? what does this robot run on? stupidness? is it? because it goes apeshit

totally unexcepted this is a very basic formula: kids want robot to do chores, kids make it (somehow), robot turns against kids the end: you cant make robots without them turning evil also its the 90s wtf are you on? robots? wow? no brah thats future bs were not doing that anyway meanwhile the teacher was lying and saying the school bus is broken btw just straight up made her grandpacrush work for nothing for a buncha hours but eh look at her

i wouldnt trust her with my child, this face was an artistic choice so it says it all ok? so wassup next? robot be beaten by ralphie ass (who won the bet btw if youre on team bitch im not entirely sorry for you but because picking a team was a bad choice i was team nerd with glasses all along, yknow the ginger one?)

he seemed smarter than the others but also ended up disappointing me, everyone did and yet my exceptations werent high, my standards are pretty high but damn i tried to make an effort for this one, not specially surprising, is it? i guess i really did grow up since i was 6, huh

the end is this btw:

everyone was thinking the same as i did:

"stop flexing, we have no right to flex this episode was so blank the robot got more character development than anyone else"  

yep that happened

in conclusion? final rating? this is worth a big 3/10, not suitable for older than 7 y/o thats pretty much the limit really this close to not being entertaining if youre 7yo but chances are they exist, honestly it could be for older peeps but what do i know? i am making a global thing here, just painting the magic board so we can all (majority its a democracy) agree on something the animation is  kinda fine slash good for a show in the 90s? ig? and you CAN pick a things up if youre very young or have never been to primary school which is both very unlikely yet also sad if so

in the end: i do not recommand it there is nothing to be seen move along

obama tg, out

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