#id already be dead

[adharastarlight]

Me, when the temperature is anything above 12° : I cannot live, laugh, love in these conditions.

#its too damn hot #i hate summer #give me the cold #i love the cold #i want winter back #im overheating #its hell #you know its funny #i always said id thrive in hell #but it would be too hot #id die #wait #id already be dead #never mind

[todayisafridaynight]

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 3 #yakuza series #yakuza 3 #yoshitaka mine #tsuyoshi kanda #daigo dojima #snap sketches #the like. one time im actually bothered to draw anything for myself and it has to be the most niche bullshit i could muster #i just want mine to use kanda's head as a bowling ball at least once. itd be funny #anyway this is MY dead souls au any questions or comments will be seen by my lawyers #i didnt think id finish this today i thought id just save this for the weekend but my commissioner was taking A Hot Minute to get back to m #and i already have my week scheduled for other comm work and i figured 'fine i will be self indulgent ONCE' #ok bye im sleeping #or playing minecraft idk we'll see. or i will at least.

[overcastedsays]

this weird little meatspider has enraptured my brain. best skill in the game because you get a little guy

#dead cells #bobby dead cells #dead cells bobby #the beheaded #dead cells leghugger #leghugger #its just me over here drawing this thing #ive already logged 16 hours in this game in the 7-ish days i've owned. #has id #overcastArts #overcastRedraws

[chrxnicdaydream]

just discovered this art by ganjii and i fear i’ll never be the same…

#pov: Dazai levels you with this sultry gaze. wyd #save me glasseszai… save me #so glad i already wrote my glasseszai fic bc otherwise id NEED to #the urge to make this my pfp…oh no #glasseszai my love #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd official art #bsd dead apple #ganjii

[petite-phthora]

This yours?

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 12]

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Part 1

Ao3

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Somewhere else, in a seemingly abandoned building on the outskirts of the city, a figure shrouded in darkness and wearing a dark cloak plots.

In front of them is a whiteboard. It’s covered in pictures, sticky notes, and illegible texts. Some of the notes thrown about that are legible are ‘fight…’, ‘draw blood.’, and ‘DEATH!!!’.

There’s a crude stick figure drawn in the corner of the board, it’s impaled. Other small doodles can also be found all around the board.

Most of the information and pictures are connected by red strings, like you see in movies.

In the middle is a picture of 2 people sitting on a motorcycle, the arms of the person sitting in the back are around the waist of the person sitting in the front. The picture has some arrows pointing towards it and the people in the picture are very obviously circled.

Though the face of the person driving the motorcycle is obscured by their helmet, the other person seems to be heavily blushing and grinning broadly.

“Yes… yes! That’s it! I know what to do…” They seem to be speaking to themselves.

Quickly, the person scribbles down a barely legible ‘sacrifice!!‘.

They start cackling.

“Mwuahaha!”

It’s an evil laugh they’ve been working on for quite a while now, and they’re pretty proud of it.

However, the effect is slightly ruined when a fly enters their mouth, cutting off their cackling with choking as they gasp for air, grasping at their throat.

A few good thumps against their chest, with some coughing out their lungs, helps them dislodge the fly from their throat and they spit it out on the ground. They take a few deep breaths before straightening up again.

“Curse you” the person exclaims, angrily waving their fist at the fly as it flies away.

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Bruce’s face gives off nothing as he stares at the streets down below. He’s dressed as Batman, crouched at the edge of a building with Damian by his side as Robin. Spoiler, Black Bat, Nightwing, and Red Robin are further back on the rooftop.

They watch in silence as another group of the Joker’s goons passes by. They’ve been all over the city, wandering around, not doing anything obviously illegal.

They don’t stay in one place and they don’t seem to have much of a purpose. No attacks… No stealing… No smuggling or transport of goods… No, instead they’re inspecting every single inch of the city.

They don’t seem to have any weapons on them. All they’re carrying on them are some flashlights. While most don’t give anything away with their body language or expressions, some seem to give off a bit of anxious energy.

Spoiler claimed she even saw some of them climb down into the sewers earlier and then climbing out again sometime later somewhere else, but this time ‘dejected and stinky’.

One thing seems clear to the Bats.

They’re searching for something… or someone.

“This basically confirms that not even the Joker’s henchmen know where he is. He’s missing.”

“I’m not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing”

“Good… thing?”

“It’s… something. That’s for sure.”

“We don’t know if he’s really missing. For all we know it could be a trap. What if the Joker is hiding, pretending to be missing to have us bring our guard down? Besides, how could he be missing? He’s the Joker. No one’s just gonna kidnap him”

“For all we know he could be lying dead in a ditch somewhere”

“I highly doubt that”

“Everyone, focus” Bruce speaks up, having them draw their attention to him.

“It’s unclear whether the Joker is simply hiding away or missing. Instead of focusing on the why, we need to focus on the where. Missing or not, we need to find him and get him back to Arkham. Oracle, have you managed to find out anything from the footage yet?”

“Nope, still nothing. All the files from the moment he enters Crime Alley are wiped and any attempt at recovering them only brings back corrupted files.”

 “We need Red Hood. Where is he?” Bruce asks.

“He still has his phone on silent and he has removed the trackers and cams. We haven’t placed any new ones on him yet”

“Let’s visit him on his turf then. And keep an eye out for anything suspicious in the meantime. Oracle, try recovering the missing files. If that doesn’t work, go back to the breakout footage. Perhaps he left some kind of clues about his plans or whereabouts behind there.” Bruce states.

“Roger that.”

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Red Hood has his arms by his sides as he gazes down upon the street below from the rooftop of a random apartment building in Crime Alley.

He’s lucky to have avoided the Bats so far. But he doubts his luck will last for long.

Red Hood stiffens as he suddenly feels something clamp down on his arm. As a reflex, his other hand has already drawn his gun.

He slowly raises the arm he felt something clamp down on and looks at it, only to make eye contact with a girl with black hair and blue eyes who has sunk her teeth into his arm and is now hanging off of it.

The teeth are sharp, as the girl seems to have some small fangs. They’ve gone through his jacket and sunken into his skin.

It doesn’t really hurt all that badly though, probably hasn’t even drawn much blood, and that’s one of the only reasons Jason hasn’t flung the kid off of him yet. Another reason is the fact that it’s a kid.

They both stare at each other for several seconds.

As Jason takes her appearance in, he notices that she seems rather familiar. In fact, she looks like a more feminine version of Danny, or if Danny had a twin.

The person hanging off of his arm looks younger than Danny though, probably a teenager around 13 or 14, if he had to make a guess.

Slowly, he puts his gun away and takes out his phone with his other hand, watching the random girl’s eyes follow his movements. He raises it level with her face and snaps a picture, quickly sending it to Danny and ignoring the girl’s curious gaze while she’s still hanging onto his arm by her fucking teeth.

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Meanwhile, Danny checks his phone to see Red Hood sent him a message. He opens it and is greeted by a picture of Ellie in human form biting down on Red Hood’s arm with the caption ‘this yours???’

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Taglist:

@i-always-say-yea   @uraniumwizard    @why-must-i-be-like-this   @griffinthing

#dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #dead on main ship #Im wondering how easy/hard it is to guess who the person is #and also yes its supposed to have stereotypically comedic 'evil'/'villain' vibes #the person did that on purpose because they are dramatic and have style #also i aged ellie down a little from how old she *should* be cause i felt like it fit better #If you need a reason maybe she like ages a little bit slower due to being a clone or something idk #oh and i have a question for you all #should i make a masterpost?? #i have like the very first chapter pinned but i feel like a masterpost might be better #especially cause like i already have 12 chapters and the story is only getting longer #damn this story has gone further than expected from a oneshot lol #it all started with me just tinking it'd be funny if like #a character was basically in shock but was still like nah I cant just kiss someone without consent lol #also I said id post like 5-6 chapters and this is still only like 6k :( i really need to write more ;-; #and also if y'all haven't noticed already #all I know of dc is through fanfics and fandom posts #though I really want to start reading the comics #i just haven't really had the time nor do I really know what's good and where to start #so like if anyone has any recommendations for dc/batfam comics they are more than welcome!! ^-^

[cringefail-clown]

found more ttglstuck stuff in my files

#homestuck #ttglstuck #homestuck au #roxy lalonde #rose lalonde #lil hal #hal strider #god remember ttglstuck... it was fun to think about #i still remember ive had some tidbits thought out about hal and his role but id have to look through my notes #but basically he was stolen when dirk was around 13 and he was granted a body from the empress once he swore loyalty to her #and joined the human eradication army #the body was basically dead already and they had to replace majority of it with robotic parts for it to even function #but through the magic of bioengineering robotics and plot armor it somehow worked #he meets dirk and dave years later basically the same way viral met kamina #with the added flavour that both of them KNOW each other #as for roxy and rose im still on the fence as of where would they join the team #i think itd be either theyre from jakes village #or theyre travelling the surface with some gang and they meet up accidentally

[anonymouscheeses]

They are everything to me.

#hyperixating on THESE two is kinda painful. like wdym half the fandom doesnt like them. they are so awesome??? sickos... #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie #vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggatha #hazbin vaggie #charlie x vaggie #vaggie x charlie #hazbin #chaggie #rainbowmoth #varlie #fallenstar #its always the wlw ships too. like wdym yall d ride mlm??? it be the 12 yr old girls too 😒 /hj #charlie ass? yes pls. also yes i gave charlie a tail. i always give random characters tails if i think they deserve it #i think..... i think im getting better at anatomy guys 😨 (im delulu) #definitely better than my first chaggie posts if yall remember that 😭 oh how i have improved for real... maybe ill make a improvement post #i jst wanted to draw ass bro. i know thats not how psnts work #i want tjem both to be so in love eith eachother that it makes me sick. genuinely please let them be such freaks rhat it makes ne bleed #also can i jst saw how annoying those shoulder pads are?? WHY DO ALL THE MEN + CHARLIE HAVE THEM. MAKE HER DIFFERENG SHES THE MC??? #omg i just noticed it looks like shes grinding on her knee. ignore that. but maybe she is who knows?? 😝 #dynamic pose test. i think its alroght but i still have stuff to improve... im practing 😈 #ugh i just want more charlie being madly in love with Vaggie. not you guys. you guys are doing great mwa mwa /p but i mean the show! like #wheres charlie being lovey to vaggie?? shes literally the embodiment of love why cant she show idk... MORE to vaggie? i 💜 chaggie but... ☹️ #gay people make me sick /j #yes. charlie IS lovey to Vaggie.. but.... idk its not to the life sacrificing extent like vaggie does? idk maybe i want fan service like 🤨 #OH like charlie going demon mode for vaggie. FINALE DONT COUNT. she already was demon mode. i need vaggie almost DEAD and char swoops in id

[july-19th-club]

i know for a fact i have made this post before but for me it's very important that bbc merlin is a pointless tragedy. it wouldn't be good (it's frequently not good anyway but it would be a lot further away from good) if it wasn't a pointless tragedy! it's simply not arthuriana if it doesn't go past the high point of the heroic/legendary/high medieval romance stuff and end with detailed rundowns of exactly how everybody got betrayed and died like that is what makes it real arthuriana to me and not just a silly show about a wizard

#'why did he die at the end! why did they make us miserable? why can't we have nice things!' #BECAUSE IT'S ARTHURIANA OKAY .that's what HAPPENS #if you're doing arthuriana you're not doing it right unless when you finally get to the end of this endless string of knight adventures #the main guy is like. dead and you're like well . what am i supposed to do now #like when i first read the great illustrated classic abridged king arthur in third grade and got to the end ofi t #and guinevere had been sent to a nunnery and half the nights had died in this battle or that one and merlin had been stuck in a cave #and then arthur dies and bedivere chucks his sword in a lake and then the book just ENDS #and i sat there consumed with emotions id never felt before. well i would've been disappointed if the end of bbc merlin had #NOT made me feel those emotions again #but it did. to me that is in fact its greatest success #merlin #q #like. dont get me wrong i like a fixfic as much as the next guy and in fact i plot them out all the time #but you cant DO that if the original material is. like. already happy #or meant to be

[flame-shadow]

charon :)

#hollow knight #OC: Charon #flameshadowart #id in alt #that first sketch is post-beheading. not to worry though! he isn't dead....er than he already was

[tradingjack]

some fun with diablo

#full offense if someone fucking blew smoke in my face i wouldnt even be conscious of the fact im killing them #like id black out and the next thing i know id be holding a dead body in my hands lmfao. like the least romantic shit i can think of #trigun #vash the stampede #trigun spoilers #trimax spoilers #trigun 98 spoilers #I'll give stampede s2 a chance but im already missing that we're not gonna get diablo at all :( ofc it's a different vash so #stampede vash is fine but he could never be diablo #wolfwood is here ig #drawing #illustration #comic #my art #manga #artists on tumblr #art #diablo #if you havent and you liked stampede please read trimax oh my god. best version of vash's story so far #listen. i know a lot of queers smoke and wolfwood canonically smokes but like. that shit is nasty and i dont like the romanticization of it #not even a little :( probably doesnt help i currently work at a specialty vent hospital lmao #like shit fucks you up #also the idea that vash would like smoking is. so fuckin stupid to me lmfaooo aint no way #if he wasnt into it after 150yrs on noman's he's not getting into it ever :/

[desire-mona]

nobody give rsl lash extensions EVER the world will explode

#desire mona #hed be too pretty like we're already on thin ice here its ridiculous #like thank GOD his lashes are normal #idek what id do #die probably #dead poets society #house md #robert sean leonard

[my-magnus-rabbithole]

Gertude Robinson, IM GOING TO HAUNT YOUR FUCKING CORPSE YOU COLD HEARTED HAG!!!

#HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO HIM #ID KILL YOU IF YOU WERENT DEAD ALREADY #having another crisis over a tragic morally ambiguous character #michael distortion #micheal shelley #gertrude robinson #mag 101 #the magnus archives #tma #tma s3 #tma season three

[witchinatree]

alice dyer really just radiates spiral energy

like idk what it is but she heavily reminds me of michael distortion?? not as much helen but i think that's partly because of their human personalities too

this is NOT a good sign because what if she becomes a spiral avatar?? what if she finds.. a door.. what if she gets helen'd??? stalked by a DOOR until it eats her and then she's missing and comes back as something with Fingers That Are Too Long and a laugh that Isn't Quite Right

#does the distortion even exist in tmagp #please please please please #not for alice #id love more michael distortion i miss them #but also that would mean michael shelley is dead again and i've already been persuaded into loving michael and gerry together #it'd be interesting to see alice distortion and definitely devastating but i dont think i want it #spare my wife pls #the magnus protocol #tmagp #magnus protocol #tmagp theory #alice dyer

[charlieslowartsies]

me: gee id sure like to take today as a writing day!

my brain: which project? we got too many. lets start another. lets not work on any. let's work on 1/2 of one and then switch gears to a whole different fandom AND pov. let's work on an au of an au that has too much info. its raining, wish it were sunny. you could work outside in the sun. laptop battery is dead. go to your work pc. lets go work out. you have commissions you should be working on. lets do art FOR the fanfic, maybe that will help. or work on a secret-only-for-you fic. lets read a book. wait the last book sucked and didnt help you refill your mental dictionary. lets write 4k for the au of an au that cant be posted yet. why are you writing for others? write for yourself. why are you writing for yourself? dont post your writing. no one will like it or review. no one reviews when they like it. that's false. lets go reread old amazing reviews, those are the best. lets clean our room. we dont have any food in the house. itunes or youtube? nancy drew sountracks or dark lofi?? we have no money, no prospects. if you worked on art, at least you'd make money. ...which project?

me after 3 hours fighting for my life and 3k words:

#vent #.txt post #writing #can u imagine if i was a writer for profit holy fuck id be dead in the ground already

[rickswh0r3]

okay okay hear me out...

a zaddylishous edit of our man ricky big dicky grimez with fantasize by ariana grande????

this song is everything i think of rick grimes.

taglist : @itsgrimeytime @catt-leya @addicted2twd @starkstiless @blazemm98 @sinsandsweetness @stevenyeunsgirlfriend @grimesgobbler @andrewstinkylinky @eternalrose81 @marlboro-reds-13 @dxrkymxrchy @nadiasgf @taylormarieee @loveforcarl @virtualreader @iamacowboi

#keep going with the requests bc it was such a good idea babe #S8 NEVER MISS #LIKE PLS FUCK ME ALREADY #i need him in ways the Bible would warn me against #i wish he was my man #i mean he is but #i know he’s good with his tongue AND I NEED IT SO BAD #i know he holds your thighs #ID GIVE HIM THIS P 9 TO 5 WITHOUT HESITATION #the walking dead #rick grimes #andrew lincoln #rick grimes smut #rick grimes x reader #rick grimes fluff #rick grimes x you #andrew lincoln smut #rick grimes fanfiction #rick grimes x female reader

[spotsupstuff]

The way u draw hunter being a LARGE scugcat gimme funny ideas

FUCK THAT IS BIG. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD EAT NSH, SHIT,,, THE SHEER SIZE OF THOSE EYEBALLS?????? HOLY FUCKMAS dear god not combined with those little tiny miniscule hands, dear jesus.... "They grow so fast... and so *BIG??*"

#Spot says stuff #others' art #rw #žvolov #i mean this in the most innocent way possible; THE ABSOLUTE *MASS* OF THAT SCUG ASS HOW ARE YOU NOT BUCKLIN UNDER THAT SDJGLSGML MY MAN!!! #thank you however this is wonderful. glorious mindfuck to recieve immediately after waking up i shot the Fuck up from my bed- #-in absolute shock i did Not think id be wakin up from a nightmare about gravitation directly to big fuck chongo break-a-liver scug today #ah yes.. finally.. -holds this picture up to the light- the canonically correct iterator and scug height comparison.. two years of searchin #also wonderful art!!! id compliment more if my brain stopped screechin to a halt over this. dear god thats like at least 70 solid kilos. #if not even more. a slugcat worth 10 bagtizillion water melons by weight alone #THAT SHIT LIES ON YOU? CHASSIS GONE!!! CRACKED!!!! RIBS FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT SAVIN THIS ONE FROM *THAT* KINDA LOAF #THE HOSPITAL RIDE WONT BE WORTH IT MY MAN YOURE ALREADY DEAD... #jesus christ gourmand in these proportions. i no longer blame the vultures for gettin folded like that when That cannonball falls on em