#ib: moonstarturtle

[ladywren7]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Rex: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Hera: ...I did. I broke it.

Rex: No. No you didn't. Ezra?

Ezra: Don't look at me. Look at Kanan.

Kanan: What?! I didn't break it.

Ezra: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Kanan: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Ezra: Suspicious.

Kanan: No, it's not!

Zeb: If it matters, probably not, but Sabine was the last one to use it.

Sabine: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Zeb: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Sabine: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zeb!

Hera: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Rex.

Rex: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Kallus: Rex... Chopper's been awfully quiet.

Chopper: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Rex, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

#ib: moonstarturtle #star wars rebels #star wars #swr #incorrect quotes #swr incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars rebels incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars rebels quotes #source: parks and rec #ezra bridger #commander rex #captain rex #sabine wren #hera syndulla #kanan jarrus #zeb orrelios #alexsandr kallus #chopper