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[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Frank, could you make up some new words and give them definitions?

Yes, here are some more for you to work with, as requested

"chonk" is used to describe someone who is very large

"chonkity chonk" is the sound a chonk makes, as when chewing cheddar or cracking an egg

"chonkblr" is a forum for chonks

"futch" is a word that is currently in the process of evolving to mean "someone I'm having a sexual encounter with"

"titties" is just a synonym for breasts

And you can go to the next question if you'd like

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[reallybadblackoutpoems]

"people do things

they do things

they do them

doing

that's what life is"

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[iamnotathornbird]

RULES: shuffle your playlist and list the first ten songs and then tag ten people.

thank you to @alittleillusionmachinee for tagging me! :)

tagging: @lavender-blush @calculated2stagger @elenacarey @hawthornhedge @omgjay1988 @lastleaf @tearsofebony @jesimahcah @iamthecutestofborg @thedarkestgreys

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#jackson #joaquin phoenix #reese witherspoon #got to give it up #marvin gaye #like a stone #audioslave #pleased to meet you #japanther #the munsters #the munsters theme song #tv theme songs #everytime #britney spears #single ladies (put a ring on it) #beyonce #i second that emotion #smokey robinson and the miracles #tego calderon #yandel #cuando baila reggaeton #faded love #patsy cline #music #Spotify

[badficniverse]

From the fic “The Rise of Greg Diamond: Origins”

#steven #garnet #pearl #amethyst #greg universe #steven universe #submission #iamthecutestofborg

[incorrect-ua-quotes]

Diego: It’s bullshit, Luther! It’s YOUR brand of bullshit! From beginning to end!

Luther: You can’t ever see the big picture! You can’t see any picture!

Diego: I am talking about something primal, alright? Savagery! Brutal animal instincts!

Luther: And that wins out every time with you! You know, the human race has evolved, Diego!

Diego: Oh, into a bunch of namby-pamby, self-analyzing wankers who could never hope to overcome our aggress-

Luther: We’re bigger, we’re smarter, plus there’s a thing called “teamwork”, not to mention the superstitious terror of your “pure” aggressors!

Diego: You just want it to be the way you want it to be!

Luther: It’s not about what I want!

Five (entering the room): Sorry…is this something we should all be discussing?

Luther: No.

Five: It just…sounds a little serious.

Luther: It was mostly…theoretical.

Diego: We were just working out a…Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?

Five: Oh…you’ve been yelling at each other for 40 minutes about this?

Luther: ….

Diego: ….

Five: Do the astronauts have weapons?

Luther & Diego (in unison): No.

(Source: Angel)

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[cleoselene]

iamthecutestofborg replied to your post: in today’s “oh god I feel sorry for people who’ve...

One time a coworker said melatonin is what makes skin dark

that’s kind of adorable honestly lol

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[incorrect-steven-universe]

Good evening, I'm a sentient rock from outer space, and this is my wife.

Sapphire

#source: doctor who #iamthecutestofborg #submission #sapphire #Ruby & Sapphire #doctor who #steven universe #incorrect quotes

[blackscifimatters]

iamthecutestofborg replied to your post: iamthecutestofborg replied to your post: ...

I haven’t seen discovery so idk how they are handling Klingon beliefs but I think tng, ds9, and Voyager all had some good Klingon stuff. Religion is a central theme in ds9 (no need to “keep an eye out for it”, it’s impossible to miss! lol) and I think tng and Voyager had some good standalone religious stories. A lot of them are alien religions, but they still reflect human religion I think. The exception being Chakotay on Voyager.

Thanks. I still need to start watching DS9, especially since they have a special release documentary coming out next month. 

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[incorrecthyperionheights]

Regina: Robin, do you take this woman to have and to hold in this and every other land?

Robin: I do!

Regina: And Alice, do you--

Alice: Yes.

Regina: You didn’t let me finish.

Alice: I’m just very excited.

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[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Can you give me a list of drawings prompts?

Sure! Here you go, for all my readers' delectation:

1. Draw some really big eyes

2. Draw a creature/object with your own eyes

3. Draw some eyes in a different color

4. Draw something cute that doesn't look good

5. Draw a "simple" drawing

6. Draw a "complicated" drawing

7. Draw something that has been on your mind for a while

8. Draw someone saying something really rude

9. Draw something silly

10. Draw something scary

11. Draw a character you would never normally draw

12. Draw something from your own life (for example, if you can't draw yourself drawing a friend, imagine a friend)

13. Draw something you don't remember well

14. Draw yourself

15. Draw a story/plot

16. Draw a comic strip

17. Draw a doodle

#amazing #iamthecutestofborg

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

textbook? (2022???)

"genghis khan died a virgin"

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#poem #blackout poetry #submission #slay #sorry i havent been active #ive been busy w school #im learning so mnay things #ich liebe lernen #im also learning german #hmu with german tips #anyway #thank you so much for your submission!!

[incorrectbuffyquotes]

Willow: It happened, take from it what you can learn, move on.

Spike: Well, I learned if you kiss her too fast you get an ice-cream headache.

Buffy: You also learned that I have twice your upper body strength, so shut your pie hole.

#willow rosenberg #spike #buffy summers #submission #iamthecutestofborg #source: fraiser

[ashleybenlove]

@iamthecutestofborg replied to your post: So what doesn’t Ed know that Halsey and Grayson...

That she petitioned for him to get a command

Oh yeah! That makes sense! 

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[badficniverse]

From the fanfic “Not Even Death Can Stop Him”

#greg universe #steven universe #submission #iamthecutestofborg

[incorrect-ua-quotes]

Diego: I have a katana by my bedside, so if anyone wants to break in they better have a remedy for steel, because it’s going right through their sternum.

Klaus: And I have several Burt’s Bees chapsticks on my nightstand that I will throw at you, VERY hard.

#the umbrella academy #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #submission #iamthecutestofborg #s: are you scared #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #sorry for taking forever to post this