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loupy-mongoose · 1 year

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Hm. The Starlys sure are nuts today.

The untamed twittering of the birds sounded far more plentiful than normal to the boy. He glanced around, tilting his red hat to better block the morning sun from his slate-colored eyes.

So, where is it? It's here somewhere...

Ah!

He found what he was after, nestled in the tall grass near the lake's edge.

The briefcase.

He picked it up, grunting with effort.

Then, he heard a new sound.

A small sound, like...

A baby Pokemon?

Is that what the Starlys are so riled up about?

He set the briefcase near the path leading back home, and carefully began searching among the trees, straining his ears should the sound happen again. He readied a Pokeball.

Trusting his gut feeling, he followed the Starlys' chatter. They were definitely interested in SOMEthing over here...

He gasped at what he found, and fumbled for his radio.

“...where more Rangers have arrived, and are fighting to get it under control. There has been no news yet on how it started or if there are any casualties, but there is suspicion about a large structure--”

The TV was switched off.

“Hoenn's in a bad spot today, it seems,” The man muttered to a Lucario lying nearby. At his words, she stretched, yawning widely. “I hope they can get that sorted out quickly." He walked to his kitchen table and sipped from his tea cup.

Suddenly, his radio buzzed to life. The voice from the other end was abnormally unsettled. “Uh... P-Professor?”

The man grew serious as he held the button to reply. “Trouble, Lucas?”

“Uhh... N-Not reeeaally... I got the briefcase, but... Uh...” An anxious inhale sounded. “There's a man out here.”

“A man? You have the Piplup on hand, yes? Are you in danger?”

“No no no, I... Uh, no, he's... Not dangerous, I don't think. He's... He's unconscious... and...” The boy's voice cracked, and there was another breath. The man barely heard the next word. “N-naked.”

At this, the Professor's brows furrowed. “Is he injured?” He started toward his bedroom.

The response was quick and squeaky. “I don't know, I'm not gonna stare at a naked guy in the middle of the woods, Professor!”

The Professor couldn't help an inward chuckle at his flustered assistant. “Is he at least breathing?” He grabbed a couple large blankets from the closet, found a first-aid kit, and went to pull on his coat.

“Uh...” The radio went silent for a second. “...Y-yeah. He's breathing normally.”

The Professor nodded to himself. “Alright. I'll be there soon, Lucas. Keep Piplup at the ready in case any wild Pokemon get too involved.”

He went into his lab and explained to the top aide where he was going. He grabbed a Pokeball.

“Aye aye, Professor. And, uh... S-sorry... For, uh...”

“I understand. This is a very unusual occurrence. You've done fine, my boy.”

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(I hope that subject matter isn't too, uh... weird for people. Just so we're clear, I will never do anything overtly nude. I may imply it, but never depict it. Aside from, you know, Pokemon.)

Here we go, starting a whole new chapter!

From here we're gonna be following my playthrough of Shining Pearl that I did with my shinies and Mews. It won't be a perfect match to what happened in-game, it'll just loosely follow the same steps.

Disclaimer: This is my interpretation of the BDSP story and characters. Anyone is perfectly free to disagree with how I handle things, but please respect my decisions as the storyteller here.

If anyone wants to ask about any specific moments of this arc, I'm willing to break chronology UNTIL ETERNA CITY. A very important event happens there, so I don't want to go beyond it in story telling.

#Pokemon #Shining Pearl #Linden Roots #writing #art #SP #full

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goddness-lunafreya · 4 months

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Baldur's Gate 3 Characters' Pokémon Team (Part 2)

—Halsin, the (ex)Archdruid—

Read the other parts at the end of the post.

Hello everyone, let's go to part 2 of this little game I'm doing to think about a Pokémon team for the characters from Baldur's Gate, based on their personalities and backstory.

The only rules are: 1 Starter, 4 common Pokémon and 1 Legendary or Mythical. The team also needs a Gigantamax or a Mega Evolution.

Today we will see the (ex)Archdruid of Emerald Grove, Halsin, our beloved elf, bear, daddy and healer. Let's try to imagine the Pokémon he would use on his team!

Its starter was complicated, practically any Grass-type Pokémon would be perfect! However, I wanted to not be too cliché, so I thought of another Pokémon for this.

You know that line of his about ducks? Halsin loves ducks. So why not an energetic and joyful duck?

This is Quaxly! Paldea's Water starter!

Quaxly is a lively duckling with a cheerful personality. Motivates allies, but is full of active spirit! So active that its evolution becomes a Fighting-type Pokémon!

Quaquaval is a duck that dances and fights! With a willpower that makes him deal with challenges head on. We all know that Halsin dances in the epilogue and has enormous willpower, I think this grown duck would be a great companion for him!

Not to mention that water helps nature, so Halsin would be happy to make Quaquaval water any dry plants they had lying around.

Then that's it! Quaquaval would be Halsin's first Pokémon! They would dance(Specifically Samba) around while destroying those who threaten the nature!

But the second Pokémon needs to represent Halsin! And nothing better than a bear... There are several bear pokemon. But I would vote for Bewear as a Halsin signature pokemon!

This big bear is of the Normal/Fighting type, being a bear that loves to hug, but has such great physical strength that it hurts others when hugging.

But he doesn't do anything bad! Bewear has a huge heart... They are caring, gentle, protective and very soft! Fluffy is actually their ability...

They are big bears that represent Halsin as a whole. Strong, but loving. Gigantic, but with a big heart.

The third Pokémon continues this path of large Pokémon with a careful personality. And that's why I thought of Kangaskhan as Halsin's Pokémon!

This purely Normal-type Pokémon is a mother. Protects your child in its pouch with its life, lives in community and is kind to those who are good people.

Halsin loves children, that's no secret to anyone. So he would love a Pokémon that exalts all the beauty of motherhood and care.

And the best! Kangaskhan can Mega evolve!

Your Mega Evolution doesn't change anything, just the fact that your child is now grown up! And they can both fight together!

Halsin would love to see this little one grow up strong and healthy enough to help his mother with works.

Halsin's fourth Pokémon is to represent the change in nature. The seasons of the year. The beauty of change. This Pokémon is Sawsbuck.

Sawsbuck is a Grass/Normal deer that changes its antlers based on seasons. They are protective of their flock, linked to nature in an intimate way. Beautiful, graceful, like nature itself.

This Pokémon would be perfect for Halsin, he would admire the foliage of his antlers and recognize the state of the seasons at that moment.

Okay, but something is missing from this team, a medical Pokémon, a healer. A Pokémon that demonstrates the care that Halsin has for the injured and the sick. And no one better than Blissey, Halsin's fifth Pokémon.

Blissey is a doctor pokemon, who takes care of others, worried about everyone. They even offers her egg, full of nutrients, to those who are sick! They are by nature careful and affectionate. With an instinct to care and protect, as Halsin has at different times.

This Pokémon would help Halsin care for the sick and injured, as if it were an assistant. Blissey would be a great addition to his team.

And don't underestimate the power of Blissey! They can be powerful even if they are only Normal types. They can be very useful in combat.

Finally, Halsin's last pokemon is his Legendary. We have several options, but I will go with the protector of nature, Tapu Bulu!

This powerful Pokémon that protects Alola and nature is a Grass/Fairy type. Fairy itself is a type very linked to nature, to its power, to the natural.

Tapu Bulu is dedicated, focused, but also playful. They loves humans and cares for those who take care of nature. They is responsible for making vegetation grow, taking care of nature and plants.

It's almost as if he was sent by Silvanus for such a task. To care for and protect everything He created.

Furthermore, Tapu Bulu is inspired by one of the Hawaiian Gods and Totems (as well as the other Tapus), which are carved with wood. And well, we know that Halsin likes to carve wood.

And now, we have the conclusion, where based on what was analyzed, I say that Halsin favorite type is:

Normal type!

The Normal type is underrated, but it is an extremely interesting type. They have almost no weaknesses or advantages, but they have a unique quality of moves.

The Normal type represents, well, normality. Everything that is closest to our real world has the Normal type in the Pokémon world. Everything that is neutral or natural is of the normal type.

See how many animal Pokémon are normal types, or how many Pokémon you care for are normal types. The normal type also represents music, the nature, the change and the ability to change.

Halsin would love the normal type for its simplicity, for representing the beauty of life and nature in a simple way. Not everything needs to be very magical or powerful, and Halsin sees the beauty of this in Normal-type pocket monsters!

And I hope you enjoyed the analysis! I really want to team up with the other characters.

Other parts:

—Part 1 (Astarion)

Replots and reblogs are always welcome. Support the artist by giving a follow and like. Feel free to give suggestions for Pokémon and teams. 🌙 —Goddness Lunafreya

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #halsin baldur's gate 3 #bg3 halsin #halsin bg3 #halsin #bg3 halsin headcanons #halsin headcanon #headcanon halsin #halsin headcanons #halsin headcanon funny #team pokémon #pokémon #crossover #halsin pkmn team #pkmn team #funny post

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silvereyedzoroark · 5 months

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Latimas AU: Pride

Day 20 Novembmas (I'm aware I'm late with these, real life stuff has been delaying me)

Autism pride flag!! as I support the headcannon that the Subway Bosses are Autistic.

Honestly it was very surprising for me when Submas remerged thanks to Ingo's appearance in PLA, that I started seeing people saying the Subway Bosses were Autistic. At first I wasn't sure how to take that idea, as an Autistic person myself, because I've become a little frustrated with people 'claiming' this character must be 'Autistic' because of their 'unique' behaviour/mannerisms/weirdness, basically claiming that every 'quirky' character must be Autistic, ignoring the fact many Autistic people 'mask' their behaviours.

I did so, many people didn't know I was Autistic until I had an 'episode' where I got overwhelmed and had issues, then suddenly I wasn't a 'Normal person' anymore I was the Weird Autistic kid. But I kept confusing my peers because I seem like a 'Normal Person' 90% of the time until something set me off. Because I didn't fit the classic media portrayal of an Autistic person, kids thought I must be lying about my Autism or that I shouldn't get 'special treatment' because I seem so normal.

Anyway I'm getting off track and a bit too personal, so yeah, I don't like people claiming every 'odd' character as being Autistic, but when I saw peoples reasoning behind the Subway Bosses as being Autistic it...it felt right, It felt so right, and it made me happy.

I didn't feel that it was a 'woke' sticker label people were placing on them because 'Every weird character must be Autistic', but it was out of love. Love and wanting good representation, but this was positive, it was like look! two healthy Autistic adults being their best selves and doing what they love and being 'Autistic' wasn't their whole character deal!! they didn't have savant syndrome, which made them 'useful' to society. They were just two guys who happen to also be Autistic, they were still great Pokemon trainers, they still train conductors, they were still 'normal' people! And it was also really great seeing people who like myself, started sharing/applying their Autistic experience to these character's, I got to learn new things about Autism, about comping methods and even discover/understand myself a bit more, like finding out I have a dissociation disorder.

Anyway at this point in time I see Ingo and Emmet as being the most positive Autistic people in media!

#Novembmas #pokemon #submas #Latimas AU #Pride #Autism pride flag #Lati-Ingo #Lati-Emmet #subway boss ingo #subway bosses #subwaymasters #ingo #subway master nobori #subway master kudari #emmet

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quirkle2 · 7 months

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PLEASE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE LEGENDS ARCEUS AU I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT IT <- LYING I AM NOT NORMAL

HI WE'LL BOTH BE NORMAL TOGETHER

(uhm warning for injury/blood/whump, parental death, uhhhhhhhhh fire? a lot happens (also idk if the read more thing has been fixed so let's pray. i refuse to smack these long ass paragraphs in front of innocent bystanders (this is so long. im so sorry)))

ok so reigen is the professor of the galaxy expedition team and u may be wondering how he got that job: lying :)! he claims he knows everything abt pokemon and that he's been studying them his whole life when in reality he's not even totally sure how many pkmn types there are. granted, the rest of the team doesn't either, so his ability to bluff himself out of any given situation is massively helped by their cluelessness

he just wants to sleep in a bed with blankets and eat food to survive and lying into the professor position was the quickest way he saw to get there. he'd been wandering in the wilderness for a while since coming to hisui before that and it kinda sucked. bro just wants a house in this crippling economy

mob n ritsu were originally from another village! they don't meet reigen until mob is 9 (ritsu 8). there's no powers in this au but mob's whole shtick is that he takes the,, extreme pacifist route i guess? he thinks pokemon r to be respected and loved and Not Bothered and he's against the use of pokeballs to store them and commanding them to battle each other, etc. essentially if he were in a modern era he'd think the way present-time people treat pkmn is, for the most part, cruel

anyway their hometown gets attacked by pkmn and the village is destroyed. their parents die protecting them, so 9-year-old mob was left to fend for himself n his little brother alone. they travel together kinda aimlessly for 7ish months until they get remarkably (unknowingly) close to jubilife village and come across that giant fuckin rapidash before the bridge

it's their first alpha pkmn encounter. neither of them have pkmn to defend themselves with (mob's reason: he ain't like that. ritsu's reason: He Is Eight and Scared). mob has always been able to empathize w pkmn a lot and sorta get a read on what they're thinking, so the vibes comin off that rapidash were rancid and he was worried abt it. mob has never been afraid of pkmn, not even the rly big and scary looking ones. so he approaches it with the intention of calming it down, seeing what's hurting it. he makes ritsu stay back in case things go bad

he's kicked in the head. if u forgot how big that rapidash is just google it. the hooves r the size of ur player character's head and ur player character is like 15. mob is 9. the fact that he doesn't die immediately upon impact is a miracle. the fact that he survives longer than 5 seconds after the fact is basically divine intervention

the doodle i made in the top left corner of ritsu screaming is this ^ encounter. he watches it happen, and then watches in horror more as the rapidash panics at ritsu's scream and rolls a flame wheel over his brother's limp form. ritsu manages to dive for him and run, but the kid is thoroughly terrified and traumatized

i'll spare u the horrid bits but long story short ritsu finds a cave to settle in and while he's rly inexperienced with medical treatment he does his best. his best isn't very good in the grand scheme of things but him being 8 is a pretty damn good excuse. he camps out there for Three Whole Days waiting for his brother to wake up or respond to literally anything but it isn't happening and the longer this goes on for the more terrified ritsu gets

mob's taught him how to survive pretty well all things considered, but ritsu is a lot more worried abt mob than taking care of himself and he ends up neglecting his own needs pretty fiercely. he feels too sick w guilt/fear to eat. he tries to stay up as long as he can in case mob stirs. by the end of it he's pretty worse for wear too

reigen finds them while out in the field doing research (wasting time). he sees a little kid half stuck in a bush looking for berries and when reigen tries to get his attention ritsu, who is extremely on edge and sleep deprived and scared, just straight up screams at him. reigen sees his dirty clothes and skinny arms and flushed face (fever. definitely fever) and alarm bells ring in his head to not let the kid go no matter what cuz he Will lose him otherwise

once ritsu gets his bearings and realizes this is a human (first one other than mob he's seen in forever) and not a pokemon coming to kill him he starts crying to him abt his brother and reigen feels his heart drop to his stomach bc if This kid is worried about a brother who is supposedly worse off,,, dear god

ritsu leads reigen to mob. the dressings around his arm where he was burnt are completely incorrect and most definitely horribly infected and ritsu didn't rly do Anything for the head injury other than clean the blood away bc well. again. he's 8. idek if eight year olds know what concussions are

reigen BOOKS it back to jubilife faster than he's ever ran and halfway through he realizes ritsu has passed out in his arms too (kid's probably exhausted beyond belief. reigen has no idea how long they've been like this but he guesses a while) everybody in the village is kinda horrified when the professor comes back with two hurt kids, one of which is on death's door. the medical team there does everything they can

it takes a while for mob to wake up, but thankfully he does in the end. reigen finds out thru ritsu that they've been alone for "a long time" (ritsu doesn't know. doesn't rly remember. reigen asks mob when he wakes up and mob says he stopped counting somewhere after day 140)

even though mob still isn't quite back to his old self and is still generally confused and Slightly Off, the doctors say he'll be okay after a few weeks and reigen has unintentionally gotten very attached to these kids. ritsu had told him their parents died during the attack on their village. they have nowhere else to go, and like hell is Any member of this village gonna be happy with simply throwing them out into the wilderness again. so reigen takes them in

anyway that's how they meet <3 GVEYAI mob is back to his normal self (the occasional Moment of Confusion comes around from the brain injury, but they taper off after a while) and reigen is very much surprised to see that mob, as ritsu has described to him, still very much loves every pkmn he comes across. he gets a bit nervous around rapidashes in particular, but other than that, mob is still just as caring and just as respectful as ritsu described him to be. ritsu is scared of bigger pkmn like any other kid is. mob is an exception, even after that experience.

reigen waits about a year so that they have time to settle and recover (and so that he has time to observe), and then he gives them each a pokemon. this might seem odd, but mob has never expressed any ill will toward Any pkmn, and ritsu still smiles at the smaller ones

he gives them a choice between the pla starters that have been hanging around his office. mob picks cyndaquil and names her cindy. ritsu picks rowlet and doesn't name him at all (this gives reigen pause, but ritsu seems to have a new fire in his eyes, so he brushes the worry away)

when they're of age (mob waits for ritsu to reach 13. they do everything together) they both join the survery corps, and mob ends up becoming reigen's assistant :]! reigen is admittedly a little worried abt this development, about his kids going out into the wild, but they both seem ready for it (ritsu seems ... a little Too ready for it considering his past) so he relents

mob has made his opinions about pkmn clear, especially to reigen, and reigen has ended up adopting some of his ideals since he met him bc they,, well thwy sound reasonable. they sound nice. mob doesn't ever put cindy in a pokeball, and cindy had never once been in a battle other than play fights with rowlet. mob treats cindy like any other normal pet, like a friend. he looks at those boxes of pokeballs in reigen's office with a frown. he finds the idea of fighting pkmn in the wild for sport despicable. he openly scratches out the pokedex tasks like "defeat 10 times" with disdain. reigen starts seeing another world that he never rly considered before, with mob

this is where reigen senses some,,, tension, between the boys. ritsu evolves his rowlet into a dartrix remarkably quickly since joining the survey corps, and not even a few weeks later he's a got decidueye on his side. ritsu catches pokemon left and right and if they're "not strong enough" he keeps them in pokeballs until he remembers they exist again. he works on building a team with no weaknesses, or as few weaknesses as possible. bro invents competitive pkmn

obviously, mob sees this and ,,, doesn't like it. he doesn't like how Distant ritsu is with his pokemon, with creatures that he wholeheartedly believes should be treated as friends or family. he doesn't name any of them, he spends nearly all his earned money from the survey corps on items that boost their strength, but almost no money toward items for comfort, or even treats, or toys. ritsu treats his team like they're tools. the relationship between ritsu and his pkmn is,, strained. mob can sense they aren't nearly as happy as they could be

but mob knows that he can't just,, police ritsu on how he should handle his own pokemon. he may not agree with how ritsu approaches the subject, or with how ritsu's first instinct for anything pkmn is usually "fight it," but mob knows ritsu Does like pkmn. ritsu's never hated pkmn, he's just,,, scared of them, sometimes. he thinks maybe this is his way of making himself feel protected. mob doesn't like the idea of taking that away from him, no matter how much seeing ritsu refrain from giving his team a break grinds on his soul

little does he know, ritsu's strictness with his pkmn isn't born out of a fear for himself at all. he's building a dependable team to protect his brother. that's the whole reason he's doing this, the whole reason he didn't name rowlet when he first got him. ritsu knew that if he were to do this, he couldn't get attached to them, bc losing pokemon in fights is a very real possibility. it's been drilled into each and every one of his pkmn's heads that they r to protect mob at all costs. if there's a repeat of That incident, ritsu doesn't think he can handle it (>:])

WOW THIS IS ALREADY SO LONG i haven't even gotten to the kleavor part yet. fuck. if ur still reading this can i have ur hand in marriage /silly

OKAY SO . The Game's Plot comes in, finally. took long enough. reigen starts getting reports of frenzied nobles and he's most worried abt kleavor bc it's rather close to them, and the village could very well be in danger if kleavor decides to say fuck you in particular. so reigen goes Hey This is an Actual Threat That Needs My Attention I Have to be Competent For a Sec and spends the next few weeks tirelessly searching for an answer for this kleavor. some of the staff have already gotten mauled by it. reigen cannot ignore this and put it on somebody else like he usually does

the whole town is getting antsy, and mob most definitely notices. ritsu's jumpy all the time anymore, like he expects kleavor to rampage through the streets any second now. reigen looks tired and worn down, and he's been coming home later and later. mob watches as reigen makes plans to use force against kleavor with a sour taste in his mouth. he tries to tell reigen that force isn't the answer here. reigen, bless him, doesn't know how to tell a kid that friendship and rainbows isn't always the answer

after another week or so, mob's had enough. they've gotten nowhere closer to calming kleavor and more people have gotten injured, so mob quietly writes a note and leaves it on his bed, makes sure he doesn't wake up ritsu or cindy, and leaves the house before reigen comes home. he sneaks out over the fence so the guards at the gate don't catch him. he sets off to go see kleavor

he fully and truly believes that force is not the answer. he fully and truly believes that if he goes up to kleavor with no pokemon to fight it with, no weapons or spears pointed at it, and just a calm voice and peaceful demeanor, kleavor will see there is no danger. the galaxy team's previous attempts have all centered around violence and scare tactics. nobody has recently come up to its territory without posing a threat. mob genuinely just thinks that kleavor needs calm

reigen finds the note. freaks the fuck out. immediately rounds up every person in the village that's capable of fighting and they march out of the village to save a kid who's in way over his head. reigen makes ritsu Promise him that he will not leave the village. he can see it in ritsu's eyes, the way he wants nothing more than the come with them, but reigen gives the argument that ritsu is their strongest soldier back home and they still need to protect the village from anything else while everybody's gone. it takes all of ritsu's self-control to not go against him (he's fully set on coming with them until reigen Grips him by the arms and says "i can't lose both of you.")

mob's plan does end up working in the end, but not quite perfectly and not at all in a good way. he steps into kleavor's territory and has it calm at first, but smth changes in kleavor's eyes and whatever Force that's corrupting it surges and kleavor snaps.

mob gets Fucked Up by that thing. sliced and thrown and clawed until he can barely stand up to run away, but it's the last blow that matters. kleavor comes down on him with a chop right to his middle and everything stops. there's a sizeable gash that cuts through mob's side horizontally and kleavor's axe is stuck in the flesh there, but once mob isn't moving anymore and nothing is making kleavor afraid, the fog in its brain clears and it sees what it's done

it also sees that mob is still awake, and despite everything kleavor did to him, he's still looking at it like he knows its capacity for gentleness. even through the pain mob looks at kleavor like he Knows this isn't what it's rly like. and as soon as mob sees the light return to kleavor's eyes he smiles, blood gurgling in his throat

kleavor hears shouts from the forest, sees torchlight and panicked yells for mob. it doesn't know what to do, don't like what it sees, what it Did to this poor kid. it winces when it has to slide its axe out from the gash in mob's side—the squelch it makes and the Noise mob lets out is the last thing kleavor needs to book it

u can only imagine how fuckin hysterical reigen feels when he sees mob on the ground like that. they brought half of the medical team just in case and reigen is rly glad they did bc if they didn't there's a good chance mob would've bled out right there within a few minutes.

he's in rly rly bad shape and is barely conscious by the time reigen grabs his face and tells him itll be okay. they bring him back to the village at record pace and every minute they take he looks paler. reigen is so scared the kid's going to die in his arms before they even get there

when they get to the gates someone from the medical team takes him from reigen's arms. reigen hears ritsu scream. the kid's shoving people away who're trying to comfort him and beelining his way to mob, but reigen catches him before he can fully see the damage bc he does Not want that bloody mess to be in ritsu's nightmares for the rest of his life

ritsu fights him and pushes him and shoves him away, screaming that he just wants to see his brother, but reigen holds him back and he ends up pulling ritsu close when the kid loses steam and just starts sobbing into his chest

to ritsu, he's failed again. to reigen, he's failed them both. to mob, despite holding onto the living world by a thread, he succeeded.

anyway that's the story so far VGEAYVUA I HAVEN'T .. FIGURED OUT TERU YET. or dimple. i know the gist of i how i want teru and mob's meeting to go tho. teru is just like ritsu but like . Worse when it comes to pokemon. uses them as tools and doesn't even rly think of them as sentient at all. until he meets mob that is :]

i'm thinkin he's the warden of sneasler! and yaknow what, just for shits n giggles and bc i love ingo too much to get rid of him, what if ingo is teru's unofficial teacher. what if. wouldn't that be fuckin hilarious and completely ruin any sense of consistency here. what if (it's happening)

i'm also pretty set on making dimple one of the wisps from the spiritomb quest that ends up following mob around. that's fitting i think

#qktalks #asterleavess #okay but like . i Just now thought of ingo and teru being teacher & student and it's kinda hilarious #ingo would be so fed up with his bullshit. i think ingo meeting mob would be like ''please make my student not an asshole''#''he's good at heart i know he is. he's a very good kid. but god he's so obnoxious''#that's gold. fuck it it's happening #putting two blorbos from different fandoms into a blender and watching it spin #i thought abt it as a joke and then 2 minutes later it was no longer a joke #bald best friends ??????????????????????????????#i hate that tag i want to delete it GVEYIAGVA #im hoping y'all aren't waiting for a conclusion that ends with the actual plot of pla cuz .ihaven't thought abt the legendaries at all <3 #this is just me beating up the main cast. mostly mob. okay it's just mob but im beating the others up emotionally

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kimbapisnotsushi · 1 year

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the day had started off normal enough.

kenma had wrapped up a company-wide conference, tweeted a livestream announcement for eight p.m. that night, finished his homework at the office, and signed off on another product to be released all within a span of three hours hours. with the rest of his schedule free, he could go home, kick back, and relax until it was time to play misfiction. maybe he could make some more progress on animal crossing? or finally crack open pokemon legends: arceus?

that second one sounded like a better idea, kenma decided. he wasn't ashamed to admit that he had a crush on adamant AND iridia.

once he was back in the house, he chucked off his suit jacket and loosened his tie. being CEO of your own company, thought kenma, was entirely useless if you couldn't even wear a hoodie and sweatpants to all the important meetings.

he threw his bedroom door open and froze.

kuroo was lying on the bed, shirtless, with a head propped up on one hand. it was probably supposed to be seductive, but kenma had no idea why.

after all, everyone knew how much he was mean to kuroo. it was his number one character trait!

"hi, kitten," kuroo purred. "miss me?"

"kuro," kenma said, exasperated. "what are you doing?"

kuroo's smile faded. "did you not like it? i thought maybe if i gave you a cute nickname, you'd want to get back together."

kenma stared at him. "what?"

"kitten, didn't you hear?" kuroo's eyes filled with tears. "we can't be in a relationship anymore. childhood-friends-to-lovers is incest now!"

kenma scoffed. "as if i'd ever want to be lovers with you. i have hinata instead. he's so much more interesting, but once i get tired of him then i'll just ditch him and get a new boytoy to mess around with."

the bedroom door suddenly burst open. it was . . . oikawa tooru!

"how dare you!" he screeched. "shouyou deserves so much more! he and i spent a very passionate night together in rio, you know! it's all people ever talk about when they they think of us in brazil! there's absolutely no other meaning to it than just us hooking up!"

"whatever," kenma said, rolling his eyes. "i don't care as long as he's making me money."

"now, now," sugawara crooned (where did he even come from? hell if i know). "let's not fight. that is my innocent angel sweet summer child you're talking about, after all, i'm basically his mom - "

("i'm twenty-two!" shouted hinata from where i stuffed him in the margins. "and you know my mother is very much alive, sugawara-san! also, i FUCK! I FUCK HARD!!")

" - so naturally i know what's best for him!" sugawara continued. "and what he would want is for everyone to hold hands and get along. agreed?"

daichi grinned and nuzzled sugawara's cheek. "you're so smart! i can't wait to start a happy, cisgender-conforming, nuclear family with you."

a voice called from the hallway: "HEY HEY HEY!"

the bedroom door flew open again! how in the world has it not been broken yet???

bokuto cartwheeled into the room and puffed out his chest. when he saw that nobody was paying attention to him because they were too busy hissing at each other, he pouted.

"guys, come on!" he complained. "no fighting! let's have some fun instead!"

"it's no use, bokuto-san," akaashi said. "stereotypically-feminine traits such as being petty, catty, and more have been greatly exaggerated in us setters because we have been deemed more feminine due to what i assume is a vast and complex myriad of factors stemming from microaggressions intersecting with fans' understandings of the world amongst other things, but i expect you are too dumb to understand any of that."

bokuto stared blankly at akaashi. "huh?"

akaashi heaved a deep sigh, plagued by the burden of being the only one with brains in the relationship. "never mind. i still love you, and that's all you need to know."

"okay!" bokuto said cheerfully.

suddenly the bedroom door flew open for the third time that day! who even keeps closing it?

"i'm looking for hinata," said kageyama, poking his head past the doorframe. "has anyone seen him?"

immediately, everyone froze. their eyes shifted from kageyama to oikawa, who had swelled up with incandescent rage because he still retained everything from when he was fourteen and hadn't gone through any growth whatsoever since then.

atsumu whistled. "aw, geez. we might argue a lot, but at least we're not anythin' like that, right, omi-omi?"

"shut up and don't call me that," sakusa muttered darkly. "i hate you. i hate everyone. i hate being here. when was the last time anyone vacuumed in here?"

"if you hate it so much," atsumu said, smirking, "we could sneak away and make out somewhere. could even . . . you know . . . "

"why."

atsumu shrugged. "i am an inexplicably horny sex-on-legs bastard, apparently. especially with you. i mean, have you seen our ao3 tag?"

sakusa frowned. "we've barely had any canon time together."

"eh, people have worked with less." atsumu grinned. "'sides, i dig the whole enemies-to-lovers thing. just means you couldn't resist my charms, huh?"

sakusa would have responded with an audible gag, but . . . you guessed it! the bedroom door flew open AGAIN! this is a bedroom door that defies the laws of physics itself!

yachi stepped in and glanced around.

"weird," she said. "why is this bedroom so big? what are all of you doing?"

yachi hitoka, everyone. our only saving grace. she carries the sole brain cell and wrangles the childish dumb men, because they can't ever think for themselves. right? right?????

tsukishima scowled as he followed after her, trailed by yamaguchi. "ugh. do we have to be here?"

"tsukishima!" yachi scolded, swatting his arm. "be nice! you know these are all our friends!"

sigh.

yamaguchi didn't even greet anyone. he just stayed behind tsukki the whole time, looking like a mouse cornered in a city of cats.

suddenly, a BAM! made everyone jump! you have got to be kidding me! the bedroom door agai - oh, never mind! someone just kicked open the closet door!

"SHITTYKAWA!" iwaizumi roared. "get over here!"

oikawa''s eyes widened. "iwa-chan! what are you doing here?"

"looking for you, dumbass," iwaizumi snapped. "you haven't been taking care of yourself! but i'd never say it, because i'm an asshole. i'm a rock wall. i'm a hardened tough guy. i'm mean. i don't ever say or do anything nice. i throw volleyballs at your head for fun. i don't care about you at all. got it?"

("so you're saying he literally just came out of the closet for oikawa - " hinata began, before i shoved him back down into the margins.)

"no wonder i'm such an asshole," kindaichi marveled. "i guess i learned it all from iwaizumi-san! wow, he's a great role model."

being a stressed fourteen-year-old who didn't know how to handle another stressed fourteen-year-old that was causing said stress and eventually snapping from it and making a mistake, as people are prone to do, didn't really make you an asshole for the rest of your life, but hey. kindaichi didn't have to know any of that.

"it's getting kind of crowded in here, don't you think?" yachi asked, ever the voice of reason. "maybe we should get out and get some fresh air?"

ushijima nodded solemnly. wait - had he always been there?

"fresh air is good for the soul," he said. "not that i would know, because i'm an unfeeling robot who is strong and dominant and the epitome of masculinity. being stoic and silent are the only things i know. you should all bow down before my superior strength."

everyone stared at him.

suddenly, the bedroom door burst open AGAIN! this shouldn't be possible! it was already open in the first place! I KEPT IT OPEN! HOW DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS?

"guys!" hinata ran in, panting. "i finally did it! i escaped the margins!"

"the what?" sugawara asked.

hinata waved him off. "never mind that. it's about time to wrap up. we've put on a good show, but we should end it, don't you think?"

"hinata's right," kenma admitted. "i didn't think i could do this much longer, anyways."

oikawa made a face. "me neither. sorry, tobio. i hope you didn't take anything to heart."

"i'm okay," kageyama said. "i know better, now. we both know better."

"that we do," oikawa agreed warmly. "and weren't you looking for hinata? that's why you were here, right? you were the only one of us not part of an act."

kageyama blinked, as if he had forgotten all about that. not that anyone could blame him - i'm not even sure what the hell just happened.

"right," he said, then grabbed hinata's arm and tugged him close. "hey. i love you."

"what!" hinata squawked. "kageyama, what - "

kageyama shrugged, but red began to bloom across his cheeks. "i'd never joke about that. i just wanted you to know."

hinata beamed at him, brighter than the sun. "aw, kageyama! i love you too! but can we please wrap this up? there's no food in the margins, and i'm starving!"

"okay, everyone!" bokuto called out. "on the count of three! ready? one, two, three - "

"HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!" everyone shouted.

the end :)

#EDIT: it's okay to reblog!#i have since decided i don’t care go be free run wild #I SPENT LIKE TWO HOURS ON THIS #UHSOFLPWAFHRUILFH;USHSBGHKDSGBES #AND THEN SOME #okay i'm NOT tagging because i don't want this to fall in the wrong hands #this is for followers and mutuals ONLY #anyways!! hope you guys had a good laugh reading this!#keep in mind that i adore hq dearly and sometimes i AM prone to falling into certain cliches/tropes when it comes to writing certain charas #i just thought this would be a really funny april fool's day joke LMAAAO #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#sou says stuff #april fools prank

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//hii i'm bored and i have prune juice and polychampions thoughts with nowhere better to put them so

//prune juice cookie is sooo straightforward about some things "I just wanna live lavishly and be famous, is that so wrong?" and yet hides so much behind so many layers of lies. asking for help? never. like he's on a first-name basis with the nurses but at the same time he only ever goes in when it gets bad. the amount of times it's mild to moderate (in his eyes) but he could still get medical attention and help. if he weren't so stubborn. if he admits it hurts then people will see him as weak. except they won't because everyone has seen what he can do. he was the parfaedia champion. ragghhhhh prune juice cookie acknowledge that you are loved challenge (IMPOSSIBLE).

//this guy has such an ego and so many self-esteem issues at the same time and i don't even think the former is a cover-up for the latter. his mind exaggerates his accomplishments and his shortcomings. i am the best potionmaker of all time but i am weak and a failure because i can't do magic kind of mentality.

//his partners too. he loves them genuinely. of course he does, they're his partners. but he simply cannot get the idea of the mutuality of that love. he loves his partners. and he knows his partners love him. there's a disconnect between that and "we love each other" in his head. he loves them and they love him but just.... not at the same time. idk how to communicate it but my man has issues issues.

//i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal (<- lying through her teeth)

-@parfaedia-potioneer-pokemon mod

((Honestly love this very much this is great nomming at it. Everyone in this polycule has issues honestly.

#ooc post

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adobe-outdesign · 1 year

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Could you review the snorlax line?

Munchlax is arguably somewhat unnecessary, but to be fair, it does have a unique angle to it thematically if not visually—Snorlax eats a lot but mostly sleeps, while Munchlax sleeps a lot but mostly eats. Combine that with it being more active and actually having its eyes open and it at least has bit of a different personality to it if nothing else.

Visually, Munchlax sports a smaller cream circle than Snorlax and a half-cream face. I'm not overly fond of the way the colors on the face split perfectly along the mouth (I know they didn't want to risk it being too close to Snorlax, but I feel like there could've been cream on the ears or something instead) and I would've liked a bit more definition to the lower body, but overall, it does what it needs to.

Snorlax has a pretty nice design, and fixes a few of the things that bothered me about Munchlax (or maybe Munchlax just broke the things that I liked about Snorlax, seeing as it came later).

The belly being all cream draws attention to the stomach, and the way the cream continues over the head feels very natural. The little V on the forehead also mimics the shape of the ears, which is a nice touch. Its fatness and simple monster design are also appealing—it's very friend-shaped, and it's easy to imagine lying down on top of this guy for a nice nap.

Snorlax is also arguably the funniest Pokemon conceptually, as the entire design is based on one of the game planners, Kōji Nishino, with the joke being that he's lazy and eats moldy food. It even looks like him:

(Apparently Nishino took the joke in stride, seeing as he uses a Snorlax in B2W2.) It was also designed to be a roadblock for the player, though that's not as important.

If there's anything about Snorlax that bugs me visually, it would just be that the paw pads feel like they should've been teal and it bugs me that the forepaws have more claws than the hind paws. That's it, though; otherwise, it's a simple but enjoyable design.

G-max Snorlax really did not need to exist and I would've rather seen Torterra take its spot given the similar concept, but it's not bad for what it is.

Visually, it's basically just Snorlax with plants, but given the concept that's all but inevitable. I do think the red patches compliment the red outlines nicely though, and the tree provides a central focus point (important, given that you can't normally see its face).

Conceptually however, it is pretty funny that it's effectively been lying there long enough to start growing grass, much like sloths eventually become mossy because they move so slowly. This also makes sense thematically as well (unlike something like g-max Meowth, which is funny but conceptually unrelated to the base Pokemon). And, of course, having the route-blocking Pokemon basically form its own route is also pretty clever. It's not overly necessary, but it's at least a fun form if nothing else.

Overall: Munchlax is a suitable pre-evo, Snorlax is friend-shaped and has a pleasant, simple design, and g-max Snorlax has a pretty fun and straightforward concept. Overall, a nice little line.

Also, side note: Snorlax's name is based off of Kirby (yes, that Kirby) in Japan and I think that's funny.

#snorlax #munchlax #gigantamax snorlax #pokemon #pokemon reviews

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hullomoon · 4 months

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hullomoon's 2023 works: part two

it’s the end of the year, which means it’s time for a work round-up! i had a pretty busy year so i didn't post as much, but i also know i did more longer works. so it probably balances out in the end. if you haven’t yet, check out my 2019 roundup, 2020 roundup, 2021 roundup, and 2022 roundup! all works are ordered in chronological posting order.

it might not be okay (but a hug can help) | Stranger Things | The Byers & Eleven | 1.3k

The first day of school is rough for the Byers

[podfic] you're the reason i'm hanging on | Stranger Things | Robin/Nancy, Robin & Steve | 01:55:25

Max picks at the hem of her sleeve. “Did you see the clock?” It occurs to her, distantly, that Max is seeking comfort as much as she’s offering it. Robin feels something stir in her chest, and she thinks she should say something. Do something. She thinks she would normally know what. Now, she just doesn’t. or, the obligatory Robin gets Vecna'd fic

[podfic] Erre Con Erre | Pokemon | Emmet & Ingo | 01:31

Los gemelos están cansados y recuerdan una rima de su infancia.

[podfic] and they'll never tear us apart | Check, Please! | Jack/Bitty | 0:43:56

Bitty's got a secret long distance boyfriend. It affects the Haus-mates, frogs, and said long-distance-(Canadian-hockey-robot)-boyfriend in different ways.

we're a team | Stranger Things | Steve & Robin | 463

The Fourth of July is right around the corner and trauma has a way of rearing its ugly head

[podfic] come lie with me and let silence treat us kindly | Stranger Things | Steve/Eddie | 0:24:00

Eddie learns that sometimes Steve will just lie down on the floor and simply exist while the world around him continues. The Party know that, call it "floor time", and generally leave him be until Steve is ready to be back. Eddie doesn't mind, because it offers him even more opportunities to just look at him. To watch him. That is, until Eddie himself is in dire need of just lying down and letting the floor work its apparent magic. It's a good thing, he finds, that Steve understands him without as many words and is very ready to just take care of him. Eddie might be a little bit in love, actually. Or: In which they lie on the floor and take care of each other, falling in love somewhere along the way between music and silence.

you've got a friend | Stranger Things | Steve & Robin | 1.1k

It takes a while for Robin and Steve to realize they've developed a fear of needles

[podfic] pinkie swear | Stranger Things | Steve & Robin | 09:48

Traffic is miserable. Robin passes out during the first traffic jam. Steve puts on Tears for Fears last album and hopes she doesn’t wake up and give him shit. Doesn’t think about the “Break for Emergency” Spotify playlist they all share. Or his yearly plans to get the hell out of Chicago for the Fourth of July. Completely ignores the mess that is late October through November. He weaves through traffic —Robin doesn’t even move when he’s cut off and he lays on his horn. or, forty years of steve & robin’s friendship

[podfic] coming home to you | Schitt's Creek | Stevie & David | 0:11:49

There’s a room in the cottage that’s always ready for her, whenever she needs it. It’s not a guest room. David and Patrick were very clear on that. The third bedroom is the guest room. But this, this is her room. There’s Rose Apothecary products in the bathroom, even though she’d still use the drugstore brand if left to her own devices. There’s the old, battered quilt on the foot of the bed that David said didn’t go with the decor, but left it there for her anyway because he knew how much she loved it. There’s even a Sarah McLachan poster on the wall. There’s a room in the cottage that’s always ready for her, and that’s why she’s definitely not crying on this airplane.

it's hot when you're going through hell | Stranger Things | Chrissy/Nancy | Explicit | 2.2k

Every college-aged woman in Hawkins knows: if you have a problem with an ex, you went to Nancy Wheeler

#hullomoon podfics #hullomoon writes #stranger things #check please #pokemon #schitts creek #el hopper #steddie #ronance #chrissy/nancy #david rose x patrick brewer #platonic stobin #zimbits #stevie budd

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stayarmytinyzenmoa-l · 7 months

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STOP EVERYTHING WDYM SHE USED TO CRUSH ON YANG

OH PLEASE same though if someone disappears I'm planning their funeral

I'M SOBBING I LOVE MY NCTHREE

SEONGHWA SENDING FLOWERS sorry yang i'm team ynsh now

poor yangyang akhdbjfnk

oh ewwwww stalker much?

SUNGHOONNNNNNN

oh my god o h m y g o d

why is he so scared of that's that's very...

oh- oh i'm going to sob team ynyy here we come again

OH NO YEONJUN I LOVE YOU BUT KEEP YOUR MOUTH S H U T

oh nvm okay collab

i say yangyang names y/n's contacts thing 1 and thing 2

nah if ncthree were on one team you'd have yangyang and y/n arguing with each other about not doing well and then mark literally acing everything and going ":D" while yn and yangyang just stand there staring at him

DEFEATED MALE LEAVES I'M WHEEZING

SKEEBALLLLL

YES HE'S LEGALLY ALLOWED TO FLOOR SOMEONE

the unstoppable besties on land but stoppable in the air and ocean

we love a man who is competent and can drive basically anything

HELP ME NCTHREE'S BEEN A BAD INFLUENCE TO MARK ADKFJN but yes johnny is daddy material

side note the 🥵 is the first thing that came to mind when i read that akbdfn

JIHYUN BEING THE MOM ADHKBJFN

johnny the daddy of nct 🫡

thanks for making me sob my team ynyy heart has been solidified

MANIFEST IT

he's at the ateez dorms i call it

I KNEW IT

yeonjun istg

...oh my that was-

okay shaving in your room's a big no-no

the colour combination i-

jeno i- i would be lying if i said i didn't laugh though adkbjfn

OH RIPPPP

"the one they call johnny"

ohohohoh the plot thickens

DEAD LIFTS i literally feel dead after I'm done with them

OH MY GOD XIAO DEJUN

...you've got to be joking delusional fans are the WORST

god forbid jeno stands a bit closer to yn to prevent her from dying

OH WAIT THAT REMINDS ME OF THE SMALL YN'S BROTHERS POSTS AHHHHH

NOT THE CURSED POKEMON

no but how do people sexualise someone spotting someone else that's so-

HELP I JUST REALISED HOW ONG THIS GOT I'M SO SORRY ADHFJN

wE ARE BACKKKK

Also girl this is Season 1 content except homegirl got over it pretty quickly I mean you would too if you saw the shit she saw him do

LMFAOOOO

THREE IS THE STRONGEST NUMBER

Your rollercoaster of YNSH and YNYY is so fun to read (YNSH is obv up high while YNYY is down low cuz you know those two are going to hell)

From possible man to nobody's man for real

Funny you should say that

SUNGHOON

Lowk I would be too if I, a vaguely fresh idol, was told to hand a paper to an idol with a load of wack-ass rumors going on about her and everyone she was associated with i'd be hella nervous

WE BACK IN HELLLLL

Yeonjun will return in S3

We love collab stages!

STOP IT WOULD BE AHAHAHA alternatively Dumb and Dumber

Normally Mark has the brain cell but when they're together that brain cell gets confiscated so now all three of them are working off of vibes

HE KNEW HE COULDN'T WIN IT WASN'T EVEN WORTH THE SCREEN TIME

I'm such a BOSS at skeeball ngl like undefeated amongst the cousins

All those years of mario kart led up to this

*insert Eren pointing across the sea gif here*

The Kun-cult is a side plot I'm planning rn

Doyoung like "I knew I shouldn't have let my son hang out with those ruffians"

ME TOO LMFAO I SHOULD'VE PUT IT MISSED FREAKING OPPORTUNITY

That's MOMMY to you!

Not the job he asked for but the one only he could do

Oh now we stuck in hell I can't wait to drop the alternate

Jaemin probably fully knew Mars was at the ATEEZ dorm because he may or may not have been in the same situation Jisung was in before

HE MISSED HIS DAD'S SIDE

Ehehehehehe

and y'all wonder why (Y/N) moved on fast

Bro picked it up, smelled it, and put it on

RENJUN REALLY SOLD HIM OUT LMFAOOOOO

The only people Mars actually cares about is ANiMA let's be honest here he literally manipulated Jisung into letting him out

The plot is very thick

Ngl I can't even lift the bar on it's on

He held his hand up for a high five after that but no one noticed so he just clapped his hands together

Poor YN, fame isn't all she thought it was

*YN getting crushed while benching* *Jeno putting his hands up and walking away to avoid the scandal*

YESSSSS Lowk I've been running through them again to make sure everything's in line before S3 comes out

WHEN MEG SENT IT I HAD TO ADD IT

people who don't know gym etiquette that's who

IT'S OKAY I LOVE IT THANK U ROSE

#asks #rose 🌱#prominence #prominence s2 #prominence spoilers #prominence s2 spoilers #spoilers

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zablionsea · 3 months

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Howdy, happy Appreciate a Dragon Day! As a dragon otherkin, lemme go ahead and show my hoard!

Here are my video games and movies that I've acquired over the span of my life. Normally, my what the cat plushie sits here, but I cleared it to show the 3DS games better.

Then, some Puzzle & Dragons Z items I've acquired. This artbook is still available for sale on various websites, and the can badges I got in auctions off of Yahoo Auctions via Zenmarket.

(Those badges were impulse purchases, and I do kind of regret spending money on them, but it's not like I can return them haha)

I've ended up with a lot of Pokemon figurines from being very interested in it as a child, so I have a bunch of them up on display. The worst part is that this isn't even all of them. I have more lying around in various places.

Finally, my CDs. I have another one coming in the mail and plan to pick up more as time goes on, but I think the ones I own are pretty neat as is. The Clash of Twilight one in particular was limited-run, so I'm glad I got a hold of it while I did. Gonna be adding to the CDs soon when I grab a CD of Exceed Disk (NOISZ Append OST) at MAGFest soon. That'll be great.

Links to each of these albums:

The Scary Jokes - April Fools (2021 mix)

STΔRLIVHT vs. SUNRaiSE - Clash of Twilight

Pokémon Black 2 & Pokémon White 2: Super Music Collection

The Scary Jokes - Retinal Bloom

Phoebe - All of My Life

My greatest hoard is probably the least visible one, that is, video game trivia. I've always been prone to learn random facts about video games I take a special interest in and put too much time into tedious tasks for little pay-off. I love sharing these with other people, though.

Working on the NOISZ Wiki has allowed me to share the things I've collected, like putting together an update history for NOISZ (PC) by logging information present on Twitter and from players and devs to get as complete of a picture as possible. Or, patching up a huge gap in the update history of SL to make sure information wasn't lost to time by slipping from people's memories and update logs. Even just tiny things like dropping tidbits into song trivia pages.

I always disliked the idea of dragons as these greedy beasts that had all these things to keep for themselves, at least, I've always had an interpretation more akin to collecting or curating. Putting these pieces together and then sharing them with others. I don't think it needs to be selfish and depriving. I see myself as the type of dragon who collects things and wants to share them. I hope I'm doing that well enough, anyway.

#zab.txt #ID in alt text #also if I can figure out how to use a scanner I should probably get the PaDZ book scanned for archival #oh lord I forgot the Kase-san manga collection #I do have every volume that's been released in English btw fun fact

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rara-the-umbreon · 6 months

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Creepypasta (Trigger warning!: Suicide. Do not read if suicide triggers you.)

Attempt and Agony

Pokemon Violet was finally out, and I had gotten it with my christmas money. Once the title screen for Pokemon Violet popped up, I pressed the A button and continued my playthrough. I was saved in front of the pokemon center near Cascarrafa. I immediately accessed my pokemon boxes right away. I was a huge eeveelution fan at the time, so I had been collecting both the normal and shiny eeveelutions. I took out the eevee I had in box 1 and added her to my party. She was a level 19 eevee who I nicknamed "Sylvette". Immediately, I went to my bag. I only needed a regular sylveon, however, I had lost track of how many eeveelutions I had.

I clicked on the water stone and selected Sylvette. "Huh? Sylvette is evolving!" "Congratulations! Your Sylvette evolved into Vaporeon!" I checked my box with all my eeveelutions and saw I already had a regular vaporeon. DARN IT! I shook it off because Sylvette was stronger anyway. I moved her to to the front of my party and sent her out for some training. After many days, Sylvette was strong enough to fight against the fairy-type using team star leader, Ortega. I saw a sylveon and decided to catch it. "A wild Sylveon appeared!" "Go Sylvette!" Sylvette looked at me with a sad expression. "Sylvette regrets evolving." I was confused, but I shook it off. After that, I caught the sylveon. Sylvette turned to me. "Sylvette wants to change into sylveon." An option text box came up. The only thing I could choose was "I'm sorry. You can't." I selected it since I had no choice. Sylvette looked devastated. "Sylvette ran off crying." Was it supposed to say that? I shrugged. It was time for me to go to sleep anyways.

The next day, I continued my playthrough of Pokemon Violet. I opened up my PC but I noticed something. There was a line of eevee and the eeveelutions in pokedex order. All the pokemon that were also there were gone. Confused, I checked the summaries of these new pokemon. I never caught these eeveelutions. The eevee's name was "C" . Its icon looked terrified. The next was a vaporeon named "H" and its ears and tail were bleeding. The next one was a jolteon named "E". It had pitch black eyes and a sickening toothy grin. There was a huge jagged scar over its left eye. The other eeveelutions kept on getting worse.

Flareon - "C" - It was collapsed with blood dripping from its ears and it was crying hard.

Espeon - "K" - Its eyes were ripped out and blood dripped from the sockets and jewel. half of its tail was cut off.

Umbreon - "B" - Blood poured from its chest and its rings were dim.

Leafeon - "O" - Its left ear was gone and blood dripped from its head.

Glaceon - "X" - Blood poured from its torso and it was crying blood.

I wanted to throw up when I saw the sylveon, "9". Its ears, tail, and feelers were completely gone. The sylveon was lying in a pool of blood with blood pouring from where the ears, tail, and feelers were supposed to be. I quickly exited out of it's summary. I then noticed that the names of these eeveelutions happened to spell something out. CHECK BOX 9.

I was confused because there are only 8 boxes in the PC. But when I got to box 8, it was instead called box 9. A vaporeon stood in the very last mini box. It was Sylvette.

I checked her summary and she leapt out of my boxes. She had bloody sylveon feelers, tail, and ears. Her tail had started to take the shape of a sylveon tail with the vaporeon tail fins at the end. Her ears, despite being sylveon's, still had the yellow fins from vaporeons ears. "I-I'm sorry master.... I tried to make you happy...." "Do you still love me?" Yes and no options came up. I selected yes. "Y-You really do care about me..." "..." "No." "Everything hurts. I can't live like this." Sylvette started to cry. She suddenly pulled out a knife. "I-I'm sorry...I love you...master. I tried to be a sylveon... for you." "Sylvette used the knife." "Sylvette used suicide." NO!!!!!!!! All I wanted was Sylvette to be happy! I closed the software. It took a whole 3 hours to calm down. I rebooted the game. After I hit continue, I was saved in front of a dead vaporeon with ribbon-like feelers.

#story #creepypasta #horror #pokemon #vaporeon #sylveon #jolteon #umbreon #espeon #flareon #eevee #eeveelution #glaceon #leafeon #pokemon violet #nintendo

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cheemken · 10 months

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I found a way for Hau get away from Hala and go to Kalos

I imagine that Hala has to go away to other towns for Kahuna business or whatever. And since the “incident” he always takes Hau with him so he doesn’t run away back to Kalos or any other region. So now the two of them are in Hau’oli City

Hau is walking beside his grandfather when he sees something yellow and brown go behind the Malasada Shop. A plan instantly flashes in his mind and he stops Hala, asking him if he could go to the Malasada shop to get something to eat. Hala is probably very happy that his grandson is starting to go back to his old self, even if it’s just getting a food he enjoys. It’s the start of progress he tells himself

Hala tells Hau that he cannot stop for him to get his food as he has to go to the meeting very soon. Telling Hau to go to the building and sit in the waiting room until he’s done, asking him if he can do that for him, for his grandfather. And Hau reluctantly says yes

Going behind the shop he can see a tall patch of grass that’s rustling near the front, getting an empty pokeball ready he slowly parts the grass to find the Abra he saw earlier. Throwing the pokeball, it connects and makes three slow shakes before one final shake signals to Hau that the Abra has been caught. Making quick introductions, Hau tells Abra that he needs her help with teleporting away, it doesn’t have to be far, just to a different city or town and the very farthest is to another island. But he knows she to weak right now. So they make a deal, Hau helps her train to evolve and Abra, soon to be Kadabra, will teleport them away to wherever he needs to be

Diantha was nice to give him and Iris some acting lessons and tips when they asked how she can change her emotions quickly. Hopefully those lessons paid off, he’ll need to trick Hala into thinking he’s fine so he can be left alone again. Abra needs some training and time out of her pokeball, and once she evolves he’ll be long gone by the time Hala gets back home

Real quick tho damn Hau really be catching Abra with just one PokeBall huh what an icon hahaha

Anyways

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I can't help but think the "acting lessons" Diantha had taught them are actually manipulation tactics and I'm just hcmdjdj

Like for Hau and Iris maybe those are acting skills and lessons, acting requires lying for it to be believable, for it to sound real, but they should also be skilled enough to not slip lest they "break character" as Dia would tell them, and surprisingly enough, Hau's a very good actor

Putting on this mask of sadness to his grandfather, but replacing that w smth else na, a new face of healing, and after catching that Abra, after hatching that plan, well... How about showing those acting skills to his friends?

Elio and Gladion were happy that Hau was starting to be his normal self again, and he asked them if they could help him train this Abra he just found, ofc the two did question him why an Abra? And he smiled oh so sadly as he looked at the mom, "it's a psychic type, right? And.. well.. miss Diantha has her own psychic type as her strongest pokemon, I guess it's just a reminder of her." The other two decided not to argue w it, despite their different opinions of the Kalos Champion, they also know how much she means to Hau, and how he actually means to Diantha, so they ended up helping him

They trained almost a week, his Abra became strong, Hau got TMs for her too, teaching her Shadow Ball and even Dazzling Gleam, and by the end of their all out training, Abra finally evolved into a Kadabra, his own Psychic being strong enough to catch even Elio's Pokemon off guard. And he thanked his friends of course, he's one step closer to his plan thanks to them, and after that rigorous training, he and Kadabra left, w Hau saying that he also needs to be prepared for "psychic surges" too, as Diantha would say, since the Abra line is one of the strongest psychic pokemon out there, and Hau first hand knows how Dia suffered from those surges bc of her own Gardevoir and bc she didn't had anyone close to her that has peychic aces to help her back when she was young

And, not to say that was a lie, but it wasn't exactly the whole truth. Hau did meditate w his Kadabra, try to anyways, tried to calm his mind, and tried to calm Kadabra's mind too, so the two of em won't suffer if Kadabra had a sudden spike in her psychic powers. But Hau also trained it to Teleport him anywhere. At first, y'know, he asked her to teleport them back to his home at Iki Town, then to Kukui's school, then the League, until she can teleport him to another island.

It's all going well, he thinks, but he knows for Kadabra to be able to actually teleport him to a different region, she should really be capable enough, so he asked one of his friends for another favour, to help him evolve Kadabra to Alakazam

I wanna say that the Link Cable does exist,,, but y'know, to highlight Hau's acting skills hahaha and hey, Gladion was happy to help him out, but they had to battle for it first, and after beating Gladion, well, yeah, they intimated the trade. It was quick, just a random Rattata that Gladion had found to trade it w Hau, and to trade his now Alakazam back to him. It's going really well, and Hau has never been so happy. He thanked his friends of course, even buying them malasadas too, and soon when Hala returns from one of their meetings again, well... I'm sure he'll read the letter Hau left at home

#yknow w this makes me think just how the other champions or like the adults in general #kinda look down on Iris and Hau #bc the two did became champions at a young age #but like.. theyre kinda older now?? like Iris is nearing her 20s and Hau's like 15 #i wanna say that maybe Hala had some sort of guilt w it considering his own son didnt raise Hau #so smth smth trauma and how he always saw Hau as this shy and timid kid #and even when Hau became champion Hala still saw him as that child who wsd afraid of his own shadow #Diantha tho? Dia saw potential in them #potential that she just has to tap #after all theyre champions. they should act like champions #and she's gonna help them see just how strong and powerful they are no matter how much others look down on em #but damn tho dia and hau are finally gonna reunite jcmdnd hahaha #villain diantha au #an ask and an answer #jerseyk112

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stopscammingartists · 1 year

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boxley just said that no one in the server is trying to abuse anyone or do attack therapy and youre not listening to them :/ ive only been in glip's server for a short amount of time but everyone's been very nice and gave me the option to disengage whenever negative emotions are brought up. i think you're a little obsessed with glip even though it was marl who did all the bad stuff and glip is trying to recover now

It's cool that boxley thinks that no one is trying to abuse anyone or that attack therapy doesn't happen.

But that doesn't change the reality that abuse and attack therapy does, as a matter of fact happen in the server. I've seen it with my own eyes. I spoke to the victims affected by it.

It's an inconvenient reality. But it is reality.

Also, being nice and buttery for new members of the in-group like you is a common cult tatic. Scientologists don't initiate new members by telling them about the evil alien ruler Xenu first thing.

They drip feed the crazy, dangerous stuff. Because you are like a frog in warming water. If they dropped you outright into the more brutal scenes that a member who has been in the community for longer is expected to partake in, it'd be like dropping you in boiling water. You'd want out. Fast.

But going slow and normalizing the abuse, or "warming the water" convinces the frog to sit in the water because it's fine. It's normal for the water to be warm right. Even though the water isn't "warm" anymore, it's boiling. The frog will sit there and boil to death.

Marl didn't use their massive internet platform to slander and lie about 2 children who spoke about how Marl hurt them.

Glip did that. Glip knew Lain and Fluff where not lying about Marl being a zoophile because Marl had already forced Glip to do zoophilic acts with a dog. Glip decided that even though they knew Marl was a zoophile, as a matter of fact, that they would use their power to further hurt those kids.

Marl didn't start PMD-E with their child audience and advertise it as an all ages friendly pokemon role play group. Marl wasn't the one who started publicly posting rape and pedophilic porn that was canonical to the PMD-E story that children like me where attached to. Marl wasn't the one who posted a normal story as part of PMD-E that turned into porn without any content warnings. Glip. Did. That.

Glip said this while Glip was actively showing kids on their cusp of their "sexual whatever" sexual content "before they where supposed to" through PMD-E

This isn't a fetish that Glip indulges in within the confines of fiction.

Glip, as an adult, exposed a lot of children to porn. They did it with deception and a bait and switch. Getting us attached to these pokemon characters, frogs in warm water.

Before turning the water to boiling levels by drawing a plot important comic featuring Shroomsworth getting raped by Merlot. By showing us this gut wrenching story of PK and Shroomsworth killing a Weavile gang leader, saying the ending of the story would be on tumblr.....with the rest of the story being porn.

Marl is dangerous. But Glip is too. I'm sorry that the water you're in right now is at a comfortable warm temperature and that you don't see it. But it will be boiling soon.

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noelledeltarune · 5 days

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oh just came up with something. in an mp100 pokemon au maybe mob and reigen could both be eevees and mob evolves into an espeon and reigen evolves into an umbreon. Or alternatively reigen never evolves lol. Yes this discussion was days ago but this just now came to me

unfortunately in my mind i can much better imagine mob and ritsu as an espeon-umbreon combo than mob and reigen.

i feel like mob as a little eevee would be very cute and i could see it working like him evolving into an espeon really really young (little boy with so much love in his heart) but having trouble controlling himself very well and ending up going overboard during the new year’s event that hurt ritsu... and then ritsu going from that idolization of his brother and wanting to evolve to evolve into an espeon himself to trying to force himself to evolve into an umbreon out of that fear so that he’ll have that advantage and won't ever have to worry about being hurt by psychic energy again… but being unable to because the emotion guiding him is fear and not love. and that would kill me

i also can't see any way for the whole lying part of mob and reigen's relationship to work if reigen was an eevee.... he just dyes his fur purple or something LMFAO. like why would mob latch onto him if he can't pretend to understand what he's going through yknow

i do think like. i can't imagine reigen as an eevee being like. willing to evolve. he is the everstone carrying champion. especially through like friendship or love into umbreon or espeon or sylveon... i feel like he sees himself almost like a stepping stone in a lot of people's lives and the idea that someone could mean enough to him for him to evolve because he loves them so much would really scare him. like "i can't evolve like that because then when they outgrow me my entire existence will remind me of the loss.." and he certainly doesn't like himself to evolve through means like self love LOL. so i imagine he'd just carry around an everstone and lie about being happy where he's at or having some super insane Eevee Only Powers.

but either way idk if that's my top picks… no shame though ever your life is your own. pokemon aus are for funsies and everyone sees these things differently 🔥💯

i feel like it would be easier to come up with something if i'd actually played the mystery dungeon games 💀 but i imagine something like what little i've seen where it's like. freelance exploration team or something. in my head i've always imagined reigen's shtick being that he's pretending to be a legendary or mythical pokemon or something?? i used to think like "talonflame pretending to be a ho-oh / moltres" or with eevee just like a really insane and dedicated entei cosplay (WHICH WOULD BE INSANE OF HIM BUT SO FUNNY)

in the end i think what i've settled on really liking is mob as a mew and reigen as a ditto who is pretending to be a mew.

i think it works well with the sort of everyman thing reigen has going on but still lets him have that reliance on mob? like he can shapeshift but through transform he can only actually use the moves known by mob or his clients which leaves him in an exact physical tie with the handicap of him being unused to the bodies the same way. so if he ever had to fight something on his own he'd still be at a disadvantage.

whereas mob as mew genuinely contains all of that within himself (contains the genetic information of all pokemon) and can literally do anything whenever he wants.... which is what i imagine reigen would be advertising if he was masquerading as a mew. any and all of your problems solved because he can do and be anything.

ditto also gets the added bonus of being a normal type. so he'd still get to pass that off as his "i'm such a strong psychic even ghosts are no match for me/too weak for me to see" shit LMAO

this doesn't follow the actual game mechanics or pokemon logistics and this complicates mob’s relationship with ritsu but i just like it a lot. i can also imagine him really well as an espurr if we're going purely nonlegendary pokemon

#also the visual of reigen going THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM! and he just melts into goop #talk tag #ask tag

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