#i'm sorry i couldn't choose

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

the ultimate babygirl /silly /goofy, even

the guy the man ever y'all<3333

#ask #other's art #my art #undertale #cross #cross!sans #cross sans #bad sanses #bad sans gang #bad sans poly #night is the one taking the picture because he couldn't fit in the drawing 😔</3 #i'm sorry but my horross brainrot started acting up when error beat our spooky man #like AVENGE HIM avenge your man X boi!!!!!! not that i don't ship cross w/ error too but you get it HHHH xD #the horror simps boosted our votes for cross so much like maan these polls were so FUN to watch #killer would be proud of our oreo man<3333 #i was half sad half glad killer lost cause omg...killer vs cross??? not only would it be just like canon underverse which is hilarious- #but also how could i CHOOSE aughggh the heartache that would've brought me would've been too much</33 #obsessed with these skeletons since 2017 and still ill about the same characters to this day babyyy >B) <3333

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit. #this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!! #my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried. #i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick) #& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle) #OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

[nemmet]

#i've always wanted to do a poll like this and am looking forward to the results/people's reasons for their favourite fred! #to clarify: the zombie island era is just zombie island witch's ghost alien invaders and cyber chase #the wnsd era includes the movies created in that style (legend of the vampire until samurai sword) as well as the tv show #the 2010s dtvs go from abracadabra doo until return to zombie island #the 2020s era includes the guess who series and the dtv movies from happy halloween onwards #i didn't include scoob fred or hbo velma fred since i couldn't see anyone choosing them #but power to you if they're your favourites i guess???? #my personal favourite fred is probably wnsd era but i also love mystery inc zombie island era and 2010s dtvs fred a lot! #the only fred i genuinely fully dislike is robbie amell fred. i'm sorry he's just not recogniseable as fred at all to me #but no matter how different some of these other freds can be from each other i can look at each of them and be like :) that's my boy #scooby doo #fred jones #fred scooby doo #scooby doo poll #scooby doo and nemmet too!

[cannot-rest]

You make me feel good enough.

#ashley williams #mass effect #mass effect legendary edition #mele #mass effect trilogy #bioware #dailyvideogames #gamingdaily #dailygaming #dailygames #videogamewomen #gamingladies #gamingnetwork #meedit #meedits #videogameedit #me gifs #i'm. sorry for the wild difference in image quality bc i couldn't find a mele video of the first scene without the in game subs #(it's from the choosing between liara and ashley scene)

[nctafraid]

@legends-and-savages

"I'm a much bigger nerd than you thought I was." Carlos wasn't really ashamed of his Star Wars collection, all of the DVDs lined up on the shelf. "Have I told you about how one time when I was in high school I actually did have a D&D campaign? It ran through my entire senior year."

#legends and savages #trust your instincts intuition doesnt lie (carlos reyes main verse) #//this is small i'm sorry but nerdy carlos #also you will get a second one for grace because i couldn't choose

[politemagic]

Okay I absolutely adored that fruit salad question, so I'm bringing it to you! Musical fruit salad from your favourite artist, 5 fruit minimum, go go go 💙

oh boy i love this question so much okay okay okay i really couldn't decide if i would rather do sleep token or twenty one pilots... so you will ALSO get two fruit salads!!

my fruits:

strawberry 🍓 <- one of their more popular songs that i would show someone who had never heard of them before blueberry 🫐 <- it may seem like just a little tune, but to me the album would NOT be the same without it melon 🍈 <- she may not be for everybody, but real ones will appreciate these underrated tracks (underratedness was determined by spotify streams not science) kiwi 🥝 <- we're adding a lil something special to this fruit salad. these are songs that are near and dear to me cherry 🍒 <- my personal favorite fruit, so my personal favorite song

sleep token salad:

🍓 The Summoning - it's the song that seems to have really set them on their current trajectory, and it is indeed a fucking BANGER so if i'm trying to get someone into sleep token, this would be my go-to

🫐 DYWTYLM - honestly didn't really like it on my first listen to the album, but on my second go round i could not BELIEVE i ever felt that way. it is so incredibly necessary to the overall album + vessel's journey and i will defend her until my dying breath.

🍈 Drag Me Under & Descending - i really couldn't pick between these two UNDERrated queens get it? get it? i'm so sorry . but there was one morning that i was listening to my sleep token playlist watching the sunrise on my back porch and these songs played back to back and tbh it was a spiritual experience

🥝 Take Me Back to Eden - i actually can't stress enough the personal significance that this song has to me. the line "i don't know what's got its teeth in me / but i'm about to bite back in anger" is in total honesty the thing that motivated me to get the help that i needed during the darkest time in my life. i can't talk about it or i WILL cry

🍒 Aqua Regia & Telomeres - it's my fruit salad so i get to have extra cherries since they're my favorite😌 aqua regia is the baddest bitch in town to me and the guitar solo in telomeres is possibly my favorite part in any st song ever.

twenty one pilots salad:

🍓 Fairly Local - i would have chosen car radio because that was my personal introduction to them, but i think fairly local is more representative of where they are now musically. (but if i was to pick a first album i would def be showing them vessel)

🫐 Neon Gravestones - not sure how universal this is, but most tøp fans i know skip this song on trench but i personally have always loved it. the lyrics are phenomenal, and it's a very powerful song.

🍈 Redecorate & March to the Sea - i couldn't choose just one because i think both of these albums as a whole are underrated (listen. i know that scaled and icy wasn't their best but. those are some fucking bops okay?). whenever i need to have a good cry i listen to self-titled and march to the sea has always been my favorite from that album.

🥝 Trees - seeing them perform trees in concert was a canon event for me. my best friend, who i have known since i was 5 (and was not familiar w them at all), said she had never seen me experience emotions like i did when they performed this song. it makes me so happy that they still end shows with this song, i think its a rite of passage.

🍒 Doubt - honestly, i can't even remember why at this point but this has been my favorite twenty one pilots song since blurryface came out, it's my most played song by them FOR SURE.

#THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING OHHHH I HAD SO MUCH FUN🥰🥰🖤🖤 #i'm so sorry i feel like this is so long but i just. i love them both with my whole heart and i couldn't choose #i have been sucked RIGHT back in by the twenty one pilots renaissance and IM SEEING THEM IN SEPTEMBER??? #listen i may have gotten fucked over by the teeth of god presale (and i'm most definitely not still upset at all about that) #but i GOT those clancy world tour tickets. i was not gonna let ticketmaster get my ass twice in a row. nuh uh no SIR #my partner is also a huge twenty one pilots fan and we've both seen them before but we are SO excited to get to see them together #em's tasty tunes #<- never before has my music tag been so appropriate #em answers! #moonchild-in-blue

[grandorderconfessions]

#fandom criticism #I'm sorry I couldn't for the life of me figure out what pic to choose for this so #deino time #sfw

[choiliner]

calli's kpop recap of 2023 💜

tagged by: @facethesuns, thank you em!!!

groups i started stanning: kiss of life and aespa technically??? i wouldn't call myself a stan but i learned their names and listened to all of their tracks to get to know them better so lmao

new ult biases: soobin. don't look at me. idk what he's doing here

idols who got most of my simping: i don't think i wanna answer this question (it was soobin)

most streamed groups: (according to last.fm) txt, stray kids, bts apparently???, enhypen and le sserafim

most streamed soloists: (again according to last.fm) iu, seori, chungha, dpr ian and sunmi

top songs of this year: farewell neverland, devil by the window, chasing that feeling (eng ver.) and skipping stones by txt; wicked love by yena; galileo and lvly by kep1er; perfect night by le sserafim; spicy, better things and drama by aespa; sacrifice (eat me up) and sweet venom (eng ver.) by enhypen; kill shot by itzy; super bowl by stray kids; pisces by jeon somi; bad news and shhh by kiss of life; i want and off the record by ive; i do by (g)i-dle

top debut this year: kiss of life, shhh changed the course of my life tbh

choreographies i learned: i don't dance but like...... the tiktok choreo for happily ever after is engraved in my head at this point if that counts??

albums / merch i bought: none bc i don't have money for that but i would've killed a man for a copy of txt's temptation album

new kpop mutuals i made: technically all of my current moots bc i made this blog in april so!!! love u all heh

tagging (in case you haven't done it, no pressure tho!!): @tmpttion @ashxxgyu @yeonbins @hueningkai @seonghwasblr @soobinbf @bandzboy @emoremix @yeonjune @seungkwan-s

#tag games #wrapped 2023 #i couldn't choose only a few songs i'm sorry jdhaskdjhsa

[sophieswundergarten]

MBS Humans as BIRDS Because I have been thinking about this for a bit and you can't stop me

Also, normally I would be factoring in sexual dimorphism for accuracy, but not today. We're not even worrying about size or anything today. Today it's all about aesthetics :)

Reynie - Cactus Wren

Sticky - Whip-poor-will

Kate - Caique

Constance - Galah Cockatoo

Mr. Benedict - Kākāpō

Number Two - Rufous hummingbird

Rhonda - Secretary Bird

Milligan - Philippine Eagle

Miss Perumal - Hoopoe

Curtain - Spix's macaw

Garrison - Monk parakeet/Quaker parrot

SQ - Kestrel

Martina - European Starling

Jackson - Killdeer

Jillson - Little ringed plover

Jeffers - Rock Pigeon

Ten Men - Barred Owls

#I just have too much of my brain files devoted to birds #I wanted to do the individual Ten Men but I couldn't quite figure out how #Maybe I will in a bit #This started because I was thinking about how much Number Two reminds me of a hummingbird #Because they are super fast and maneuverable and awesome #But that comes at the price of an insanely high metabolism and the need to eat every ten/fifteen minutes #Also I picked Secretary birds partially for their fantastic snake stomping skills #kākāpōs are flightless birds which I felt was a good fit for Mr. Benedict because of how open he is about his narcolepsy #I would have tried to choose another flightless bird for Curtain but I knew I'd get into a research spiral #There's a reason I restricted myself to just aesthetic matches :) #I don't have any clue why Sticky's a whippoorwill it just IMMEDIATELY came to me that that had to be his bird #SQ being a kestrel has many thematic details I think but I can't get into all of them right now #Anyways I'm going to stop now #I hope this wasn't too insane my brain decided to be stupid again sorry #the mysterious benedict society #mbs #reynie muldoon #sticky washington #kate wetherall #constance contraire #mr. benedict #nicholas benedict #number two #rhonda kazembe #milligan #milligan wetherall #miss perumal #dipika perumal #ld curtain #nathaniel benedict

[charlesleclerctv]

what's ur fave one direction album.. cant believe we've never discussed this before

FOUR !!!! not a single skip 🫡 something about 2014 albums hits like crack

#perfect is my favourite song of theirs ofc i'm predictable enough #yk what the only reason i became a fan was bc i felt like i had to choose a side between them and jb back in middle school #and my bsf back then was absolutely obsessed with jb so i was like alright let me get into this band #and theirs was the first album i ever bought #anyway my favourite was zayn #pretty sure i had a crush on liam which is embarrassing considering he literally turned out to be the worst #anyway i literally remember buying teen gossip magazines every month and taping everyone and their mother's posters on the walls #i also remember when harry started dating taylor and not knowing or caring who she was #i couldn't understand the hate even at my baby age #but also at the time i was obsessed with i knew you were trouble bc it was on the radio all the time #but i didn't know about shazam or anything lol #so i didn't know that was the same person #fast forward couple years later i'm obsessed with shake it off and the mv #and i look her up on youtube and realize it's been the same girl all along 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 #by that time i was not really interested in 1D #and the rest is history #sorry for the literal essay 😁 #now YOU #loz 💌

[revengesworn]

"I don't get you, you know."

Mikey's wearing a childish kind of annoyance on his face as he looks at Hanma as if he's a puzzle he's trying to figure out - staring intensely and furrowing his brows in frustration in a way that makes him look like a kid. It's an expression that those around Mikey have seen hundreds of times before... but maybe it's out of place here, directed at Hanma; the one who'd made life a living hell for Toman on so many occasions before.

That doesn't seem to be stopping Mikey today, though. It's hard to tell what he's thinking just from looking at his face, of course, but...

"I know you're hiding something from me." It should be a serious accusation, but the impact is ruined by the whine in Mikey's tone. "What's your deal, anyway? There's gotta be something that makes you tick."

@deathfavor ( starter for hanma! )

#ic #deathfavor #v. mainverse. #c. mikey. #sorry for the delay!! starter ideas are hard and my brain is struggling atm afjkjdshsd #but i hope this works! <3 #i kept the timeline/verse vague so you could choose if you prefer post-final reset or any time before then; i'm honestly up for anything #and couldn't choose myself; so. go crazy :P

[antiquarianandunusual]

Everyone wish me luck, I have 1,000-word draft due tonight/this morning and am about to do some cleanup/type my written draft into Word, and the current page count in a notebook of a fairly decent size is seven.

#michael mumbles #he wants the word count to stay fairly small which is fair because he has to read a whole class's drafts #but it's technically already late so i can promise nothing #it might boil down to choosing either to have a reasonable word count or being coherent #joel bestie if you're reading this i'm so sorry #if it makes you feel better there's so much story/imagery that i couldn't even squeeze in as much homosexuality as i wanted #they're supposed to be a couple but it reads as 'besties who happen to share a bed at the inn'

[keep-her-wild]

When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire

#it's nothing but time and a face that you'll lose #i chose to feel it and you couldn't choose #personal #there's one thing i want to say so i'll be brave #you were what i wanted #i gave what i gave #i'm not sorry i met you #i'm not sorry it's over #i'm not sorry there's nothing to save

[idaten-jump]

@xzoneruler Your worst fears have been realised! We now have polls in the fandom about who is finer, Kyoichi or Taiga! Tremble in horror! XD

(In reference to this)

#idaten jump #fandom discourse #kyoichi #taiga #poll #I couldn't resist making at least one of those dreadful possibilities a reality I'm sorry #I decided to choose this one cuz it seems like the most pointless debate of all #like what does it matter #who cares #we will love both our boys anyway! <3 #but also now that we're here I'm curious to see what the results will be #I feel like Kyo will win (just based on how many blogs are centric to him here lol) but like... by what margin? #place your votes people!

[protagcnists]

random dialogue starter call — accepting

@heidiwrites sydney adamu + anyone

"uh..." syd tilted her head, brow furrowed as she tried to figure out what to say. "that is...literally illegal. you're describing something illegal," she said, nodding. it wasn't as if there was a better way to put it.

#*sydney adamu: in character #*heidiwrites: #* ahhh i'm sorry i just couldn't choose so for whoever you want!! #*queue

[shinysteph]

I think the Barbie movie would have been even funnier if Blaine was in the movie. The general public needs to know about the time Barbie and Ken canonically broke up for a while and she was hanging out with an Australian surfer guy named Blaine.

#i remember being in wal mart as a kid and my mom encouraging me to get a guy doll because i didn't have many #and i couldn't choose between getting blaine or getting a kelly #i couldn't choose but i could only get one because we were poor so i chose kelly because boy dolls are boring #sorry blaine #i don't even remember which kelly it was but i'm sure i enjoyed her a lot better than i would have enjoyed blaine #my posts #barbie