#i'm gonna hide this in the tags

[hetafice]

Yesssss yandere hetalia!! Can I request yandere Russia

hey! i’m combining this with another request that asked for ivan with an introverted s/o. hope you enjoy nonetheless.

yandere!russia headcanons :

Ivan is a man who contains innumerable facades. Vulnerability is hard to get from him, which is why he is so taken aback when he meets his darling. Anyone special enough to catch his attention and keep it must have some sort of hold over him -- and he cannot have that.

He would initially try to distance himself from you, and then after realizing that does not work, he would try to exercise as much control over the situation as possible.

He takes an almost managerial role, employing the use of strict guidelines and occasional punishments to gain a semblance of control.

Once he acknowledges his feelings towards you he will sit and machinate ways to get you to reciprocate his feelings. He regards you as an object that he needs to get sooner rather than later. He would understand that it might be difficult to get you to come off your own volition, so he is not entirely against using force to get you to be with him should his attempts at courting fail.

Ivan often finds himself exhibiting certain behaviors not because he wants to, but because he thinks that these behaviors are what a normal person would do. This leads him to think that presenting himself in a certain way would make you feel comfortable around him, or win your romantic favor -- in reality, they end up coming off as stilted and strange.

If he ends up entering a long-term relationship with you, he’ll likely stop putting up airs, leaving you interacting with someone much more stoic and withdrawn.

Contrary to popular opinion, he is not really hotheaded or quick to violence, and will not let his true emotions overtake his carefully curated mask very often. He is a quick thinker and will remain efficient under pressure. However, should you do something to upset him, he will act quickly and decisively. He loves you deeply, but to him, to truly love someone is to try and bring the best out of that person. He will do so by whatever means necessary.

That isn’t to say that he’s always cold though. He’s happy to dote on you should he think the situation calls for it.

Ivan, however, is no stranger to betrayal. Should you try to leave, exhibit suspicious behaviors, attempt to undermine his authority, or oppose him politically -- there will be dire consequences.

Unlike other yanderes, he has no qualms about hurting you. Ivan witnessed extreme horrors during his childhood, and as such is desensitized to most violence. He will not harm you unprovoked, but should you test him, you will find out how cold and cruel he truly can be.

A more introverted partner may actually suit the life he has planned out for them. Once he finds love he is likely to whisk his partner off to the countryside for a time, rarely to be seen in public.

In the event of an extended business trip, he may take you along, depending on the location. Like countless things before you, people will try and use you against him. Because of this, he would never expose you to an enemy. Should he have a trip domestically, or somewhere he deems low risk he will take you with him. If not, you are expected to sit content in your idyllic countryside home until the two of you can bask in each other’s company again. 

Ivan is not super controlling, but he does have a set of rules that you are meant to abide by.

He also places importance on appearances, so you would be coached on how to conduct yourself in formal situations so that onlookers would have nothing negative to say about the two of you. That is why he may implement dress codes, or designate certain discussion topics as off-limits.

After sequestering you away in the middle of nowhere, if you perform well enough, he may move back to the city. He can use extreme methods, but he is not a complete monster. On a deep subconscious level, he craves normalcy. So seeing you navigate life around other people but still choosing to come back to him “willingly” may help him feel vaguely fulfilled.

He is the type to allow you to pursue most hobbies, and would not stop you from expressing individuality or possessing a sense of self. He does however want to make sure that you constantly view yourself as not just an individual, but as a part of a unit. With everything you do, there needs to be a consideration of how it’ll affect both of you.

In his more subdued moments, he treasures domesticity and would like to occasionally dote on you. He'll be pleased if you occasionally let him cook for you or pick out your outfits.

On the same token, he wants to feel as though you depend on him. Not enough to where you can’t exist without his constant care, but enough to know you are appreciative of all he does for you, and that you are hesitant to leave him. 

If you follow the rules and do not awaken his feelings of intense paranoia, you can live somewhat normally.

#yandere hetalia #hetalia x reader #yandere russia #hws russia #hetalia #requests are still open! #hetalia headcanons #i'm gonna hide this in the tags #but i hate the interpretation of russia as some unhinged madman #like yes he is deeply traumatized but he still has his wits abt him #like to me he is a deeply intelligent man #idgaf the tortured madman troupe is derivative #anyways hope u enjoyed

[attleboy]

little doodle to celebrate going into 2024!!! 🎉 idk what's coming but may we make the best of it :D

#idk about you guys but i'm Exhausted... i'm gonna go sleep.... zzzz #the amazing digital circus #tadc #pomni #my art #okay hiding sappy stuff in the tags #thank you guys for the warm reception over here!! idk if you know my 'lore' but i hadn't drawn much the last couple years #tadc and you lovely folks have helped me get back in touch with this passion of mine and it feels great to be actively making stuff again #okay enough emotions look at this cat partying hard 🍾🐱🎉

[girlcalledwhatsername]

I don't really feel comfortable with the term 'Safe, Sane, and Consensual' to be quite honest – or indeed with any term that seeks to define what 'sane' is. There are similar issues with people trying to be the judge of what "safe" and "healthy" look like. And unfortunately I see people increasingly use this term to define kinks they personally like, while relegating anything they don't approve of as "crazy" and "unsafe" and therefore morally corrupt – even though some of the most common and tamest kinks have a major element of risk in them. I far prefer to use the term 'Risk-aware Consensual Kink'. Because when people start seeing some kinks as fully "safe" and "sane" it allows for a framework where you never actually look into and seriously genuinely consider the risks involved in your more socially acceptable kinks, at the same time being able to abhor consensual activities between adults as being too 'insane' to be acceptable if you don't like them.

I'm suspicious of any model where we use ideas of health – be it physical in the sense of ""safe"" kink (which btw funny how many people don't see choking and spanking as unsafe because it's commonplace) or in the mental sense of ""sane"" kink (which means God knows what for people who aren't considered 'sane' by neurotypical standards) – to allow or disallow consensual and autonomous activities, or indeed to grant ideological legitimacy to them.

#I'm not gonna tag this one with that because tumblr seems to have banned a bunch of sexy tags but #gonna go ahead with #sex ed #suggest other tags i can use that Tumblr isn't hiding away #safe sex

[cerealboxlore]

(this is for the divine twitch chat au my beloved)

captain marvel, at 3am: *preparing a goat for an ancient sacrificial ritual in the watchtower kitchen*

jl member of choice who just wanted a quick break from watchtower duty: hey uhh.. cap? buddy? whatcha.. what are you uh doing there?

cap, basically hissing: the voices, they’re winning

queue misunderstandings and rumours spread among the heroes

This ask had me cackling like a mad man ever since I got it, omg 😂😂😂

There's some hilarity in Billy holding a goat 🐐 like the Billy goat, hahahahaha

This is both hilarious and horrifying, bc if a JL member saw that, it'd be an immediate report to HR or batman. Does the JL even have a HR? Oh man

Also

Memes!

The divine twitch chat AU certainly is expanding and I am here for it!

Also, I hope that goat ends up being safe in the end and getting taken care of By Damian.

#This was such a lovely ask #Thank you for the ask #I'm still laughing about this one sm #Billy batson #dc captain marvel #Shazam #divine twitch chat #That poor goat omg #Was the man fr gonna sacrifice a goat in space?? #Would that be the first goat in space? #Oh man #In space no one can hear a goat scream #Pffft #Ask me anything! Anytime! #Also #Sorry to hide this in the tags #But a Captain Marvel being controlled by the patrons in his mind would be incredible to see

[gale-in-space]

Okay posting the full pic of this lol. Some space bloodweave for my dear @antstarion :D gotta stay warm and comfy in space

#my art #bloodweave #gale of waterdeep #astarion #bg3 #i'm being so brave posting this on main AND in the character + ship tags T_T #please no one say anything mean </3 i will cry and that is a threat #okay i'm gonna go hide in my cave now byeeeee #edit: OH and i should explain the suits real quick #they're not like typical spacesuits. i kind of modeled them off of like snowsuits? to make them extra comfy #yeah #anyway #bye

[somegrumpynerd]

Good heavens, look at the time! (Points to a clock where every hour is replaced with "gooptales")

@topazshadowwolf's boys will be the death of me please read it it's so good

#UTDR #UTMV #Gooptales #Dadmare #Topazshadowwolf #Almost forgot to get groceries because I was so into drawing these guys #You can't just make them all kids in a dreamscape having a lil tickle fight!!! #That's gonna make me explode into confetti!!! #I know they have to wake up but I wanna imagine Nightmare playing with his boys in the dream #Like just. He didn't get to be a kid very much #He didn't get to have a big group of friends #Let him have a couple games of tag or hide and seek with his family #Also the image of him patting Cross on the head for his good work asdhfkgfkgkjgs #I have to stop or I'm just gonna repeat the whole chapter in tags but listen. It was a masterpiece #I wanna print it out and put it on my wall #Anyway I'm so normal about this story as you can tell

[flymmsy]

Young scapegrace Enver Gortash.

#its giving heapside reavers era #i was really excited to try this on him #enver gortash #bg3 #(((this is the Gortash I know hooked up with Rugan btw))) #(((as if I'm not gonna hide my crackship in the tags)))

[ykw-fine-i-will-spite-ship-them]

I haven't drawn in centuries(translation: a year or so) Have some Charlie and mini Charlastor, if my art is rough, it's because I've been in an artblock, but the feed spams me so much art I can't help but draw them in my style.

I drew them from memory, and my memory that served me failed, so I had to do a lot of edits and this is the end result 😭😭😭

Btw, is there a Charlastor Discord somewhere I'm not invited in? Because damn I'm pretty desperate for content and I want in so badly 😔

#charlastor #radiobelle #I ain't tagging it this in Charlie's separate tag and same goes for Al #the fans there are rabid #*shivers* #they are losers in a qpr relationship your honor #I'm aroace too so that's nice #I won't elaborate on the relationship I'm dipping after this art and disappearing for the next 7 years in drawing but still gonna interact #*eats and snorts the rest of the Charlastor art* #My bad #Hiding the fact I can't draw Al that's why he in chibi #Idk how to render man #so I didn't 👍

[coquelicoq]

what i love about the Famous Actor Natori Shuuichi of it all is that...it's not just that he's famous and therefore widely recognizable wherever he goes. like yes that is very funny because he was an exorcist before he became a famous actor, which means he CHOSE, on purpose, a day job that would make it harder to hide his double life/secret identity from the hordes of his adoring public, but it's more than that. it's not just that he's famous, it's that he's famous specifically for being an ACTOR, aka a person whose job it is to dissimulate, to make believe, to inhabit roles and emotions other than his own. like he decided he was going to become as visible as possible (which again was literally not necessary! he could have gone into any other career for his day job!!) but in such a way that everyone would see him but no one would see him - they would just see his various made-up personas, including the Famous Actor Natori Shuuichi persona. i can't decide if he's a genius or if he just made so many absurd decisions that they canceled each other out and circled back around to working out. he's either playing 9-dimensional chess or he's eating the pieces. too soon to say.

#the other thing i love about it is that in a very real sense it's his actor day job that is his alter ego #being an exorcist is his normie job. he's just a famous celebrity on the side #which isn't that uncommon in secret identity setups but it's still very funny #natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #natori shuuichi #natsuyuu meta #my posts #f #i think probably the actual answer is that acting was a very natural career choice because he already masks so extensively #both to hide that he can see things other people can't (and that youkai exist and that he exorcises them) #and to hide what he's really feeling so that no one can use it against him #so if it's already something he has to do & he's good at it...why not have someone tell him exactly how to do it & get paid for it? #and the other part of the answer is that most ppl don't go into acting assuming they'll get famous. the fame was a side effect #so each decision as it was being made probably made perfect sense. but put them all together #and you have this hilarious assortment of elements that seem to directly contradict each other #okay also i would be remiss if i didn't mention the other possible answer which is that the attention came first and was unavoidable #and the acting developed from the need to protect himself from the attention that he was going to be attracting no matter what he did #because he's so beautiful. and (in the exorcist world specifically) because he's the last of the natori #the more i talk about it the more i'm like no becoming a famous actor was the only path that made any sense for him lol #1) he's gonna be watched no matter what bc he's him -> gotta figure out how to hide his secrets -> learn to act as self-defense #or 2) he's got secrets -> he's gotten a lot of practice hiding them -> hey you could make a career out of this! #all roads lead to actor natori shuuichi. and since he's beautiful...all roads lead to FAMOUS actor natori shuuichi #i love it when i ramble so much in the tags that i end up contradicting my own post lol #he's neither thinking ten steps ahead nor is he irrational. he's simply making sensible individual decisions #that follow logically from what is available to him and what his priorities are

[reluctantbylerblog]

I don't expect to get good feedback but I feel like I need to say this: not everything is about taylor swift. yes, her ex posted an article about gaza on his instagram story the day of her birthday. but to call that a targeted act of malice, done solely to make her look bad, in my opinion, is in very poor taste to the current situation in gaza. don't get me wrong, I love taylor, some days she's all that gets me through the day, but she is NOT the center of everyone's universe. joe alwyn called for a ceasefire LAST WEEK, along with many other celebrities, among which taylor was not one of them. I don't even keep up with what the guy is up to and even I knew he called for a ceasefire. I think it's likely, with this being her first birthday since the breakup and with her living her life much more publicly, he knew fans were going to be paying more attention to what he posted and rather than give fodder to that certain subsect of swifties that like to hate on every person that was once in her life (I'm looking at you, people who were making fun of karlie kloss for her seats at so-fi stadium) he decided instead to turn heads to the current genocide in gaza! let me repeat that: there is a genocide going on! not everyone is thinking about taylor swift rn bffr!

furthermore, if you think his speaking out makes her look bad, think about why that is. I don't think celebrities have an obligation to "speak out" just because they are celebrities, but there is no denying taylor speaking out in support of palestine could literally be a key factor in turning public opinion in palestine's favor.

using the actual human suffering of the palestinian people as a way to make things about cheap celebrity gossip and "throwing shade" just to make your favorite celebrity look good is fucking tacky and it makes me ashamed to be in this fandom. if you're going to be doing that, the least you can do is click a button every once in a while too

#taylor swift #joe alwyn #leave the guy alone jfc #or read the fucking article he linked maybe #instead of finding a way to make it about taylor #he never spoke about her when they were dating #what makes you think he would start now #honestly the way some swifties are behaving right now makes me remember why i used to hide my love for her #because you give a bad name to the fandom #not even gonna tag this with p*lestine because I'm embarrassed that swifties are taking attention away from that with this bs

[nursemimosa]

best friend he never asked for. well, he's stuck with her whether he likes it or not. good luck to them both.

#larry pokemon #pokemon larry #gym leader larry #oc x canon #pokemon oc x canon #pkmn sv #OC fifi #yeah. these are gonna go in some of his tags i'm sorry #their dynamic is 'middle aged ppl who don't realize they're both neurodivergent & ace' & their song is 'being boring' by the pet shop boys #i'm done hiding what i think is cringe!!! i'm old! now let me have fun and analyze my favorite characters (esp ones i relate to!!) #even if the medium of choice for doing that is hand picking and resurrecting old OCs and shipping them with some of my said faves *shrug* #i'm still too much of a pissbaby to write my fics but i will--some day... i wanna take my faves and dissect them they are so interesting #(oc x canon but u project more onto the canon character rather than the OC...) #mine #my art #my ocs

[riraro489]

"It's too soon for farewells!"

"You two... are coming with me!"

@heropartnerweek Day 2: Home | Flowers | Favorite Scene

This scene is burned into my brain because 7 year old me was so frightened by Dusknoir and getting dragged to the future that I just completely gave up on my first Explorers of Time save :(

#I WAS going to draw the house from pmd gti but uh #looks like my entire hand slipped and I drew my blorbo instead #also btw gonna rant after the tags about riolu as partner so if you wanna see that just skip the other tags ig?? #heropartnerweek #heropartnerweek2023 #dusknoir #chikorita #pmd hero #riolu #pmd partner #pmd2 #pmd eos #ok enough with the tags time to rant about how awesome partner riolu is in pmd2 >:) #since riolu is able to sense emotions in the forms of waves I assume that they'd be able to tell if somoene was lying #like with Desmond (my pmd2 partner): he knows Dusknoir is lying/hiding SOMETHING but he's still willing to trust Dusknoir #why? because Des is able to tell that Dusknoir is truly happy in the past and that isn't a lie #this makes the fact that partner still trusts Dusknoir even crazier #they realize that while Dusknoir seemed serious about destroying them he also enjoyed his time in the past #they're so intent on trusting him because they KNOW he can be good #that's the end of the rant I'm just- hhhhhhhh partner riolu is just so incredible okay?? :') #thank you for those of you that read this <3333

[andy-clutterbuck]

9x02 | The Bridge

#HELLO MY GORGEOUS OLD MAN #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S9 #King Richard™ #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕 #if you change your mind i'm the first in line #honey im still free take a chance on me #happy monday im singing abba in the tags ? #me as a walkie talkie #i too wouldn't be able to hold the camera still if i had to look at him #rogue fuzzies 💙 #would hide in his dirty sweaty neck #also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now #that bottom lip is illegal #even in the apocalypse

[maaradag]

massive, rambly spoilers for the new WILTY christmas episode underneath

First thoughts after finishing: oboy, both Lee and David going THROUGH it. Bet Rob was feeling all good safe in his host chair.

The guests were Victoria Coren Mitchell (whee!), Naga Munchetty, Alex Brooker and Melvyn Hayes. I'll admit I had to look everybody's names up except VCM.

Alex Brooker's lie has been available as a clip on the BBC website for a couple of days now, so nothing new there. Delighted by the fact that Victoria's (unbroken?) streak of guessing correctly on this show continues

So for me the show proper started with Victoria's card, which oh my god, holy shit, this was worth the wait.

David looks like he wants to sink into the floor, but for me, as Lee says: "If it helps in any way, I'm absolutely loving it."

I mean this is golden. Victoria starts trying to explain David's underwear philosophy, before turning to David and checking if she's not you know, revealing too much information on national television. David who has already spent the last few minutes looking like this is his worst nightmare, reassures her that no worries, "this is dreadful". All the while Lee is clapping his hands delightedly.

(BONUS Sweet moment!. Naga patting David on the shoulder, in an attempt at reassurement, cringing too hard to be very reassuring)

I don't know who Melvyn Hayes is (I'm not British, so my bad I guess) but his small comments here and there really brought it up a notch. Could have been annoying but it was really funny.

Other nice quotes from this round:

Victoria (to David, having revealed much about his underwear habits): I'm so sorry. (Then she laughs a bit more)

David: thE biBLe AnD fifTy SHadEs oF grAy

Melvin Hayes: I'm excited! (everybody cracks up)

This was FINALLY the resolution of Lee's quest to find out what David wears underneath his clothes.

(If only I still wrote fanfiction, and if only I could ever manage to write RPF this would segment would surely inspire me. Just putting that out into the universe before going back to hiding beneath the covers)

Have some pictures of David going through it:

BONUS: Lee being a smug bastard

The Melvin Hayes story did very little for me, as previously mentioned, no clue who he was before this, and the people he mentions are people I've heard about before but also know very little. Glad everyone seems so delighted by it though.

To contrast the previous picture have a happy picture of David and Victoria being pleased by Melvin Hayes story

THIS IS MY (Feat. a Celebrity Guest whoohooo)

Yet another person I don't know who is, but Patti seemed famous and Lee was all over her which turned out to be quite funny.

Victoria's sounded familiar by any rate, like I heard it before. Delightful story anyhow, her delivery of "better still, you can be in it." killed me.

Naga with the slow reveal of it being Lee that they hadn't recognized. Wonderful! Lovely! No notes. It's great that the story wasn't true because then the digs at Lee, and the Jimmy whatshiface of it all just became the marks of a good liar

(looked it up, the guy's Jimmy Nail. An English singer-songwriter apperenly, according to google).

David used his versatile tool to make decent stomach growls. Colour me impresssed.

Last round is a classic Lee round, in which he gets an herculean task and we watch him try to reel it in. (Alex B turns out to be quite the generous laughter which is great.)

Tag yourself I'm Alex, losing it.

#wilty #would i lie to you #don't think I'm gonna tag the people let them be free #this was a long ass post #maybe i should reconsider getting a dreamwidth account #blasting out words like i'm Barry from hidey hide's whooper #(that will make sense if you see the ep) #possibly #mine

[gerrydelano]

oh no. i'm writing the introduction to fantasy au lmao fuck

#gonna be going back and forth btwn dah and pbr until pbr is over and then i'll decide if i'm gonna post dah #like. i would try a WILDLY different format than anything i've done in the past #all one fic. unknown amount of chapters. each chapter is a singular scene. each scene is under 5k at the Most. #like this one i've almost finished is less than 2k. and the lake scene was less than 2k. i can see some getting longer but not by much. #i'd love to try writing something with limited pov to hide things from the audience #and i'd love to try writing a bit more Matter Of Factly and concise #so idk. maybe i WILL do it! hm! #r.txt #dah tag

[ratwithhands]

I never get to post about this AU so this prompt had me PUMPED!!! This is Emmet from my Stelleret AU, where he made a deal with a star weaving, soul eating, spider Ultra Beast in order to find Ingo. He gave up his physical body for Stelleret's interdimensional/time travelling powers on the condition that he would continue to feed it. So they fused and now Emmet's a weird monster thing trying to manage the hunger of the other soul in the vessel and also find Ingo, wherever he is. There's more but I don't want to bore the audience rn ^^* if I have time I might post doodles/sketches, since this is one of my favourite AUs I've written but also very tedious and longwinded to explain. Anyways, hope you guys like the art and have a good day!

#submas #subwaymasteremmet #emmetpokemon #kudari #monthofemmet #pokemon #pokemonfanart #fun fact: there's so many stupid antics between StellerEmmet and Volo's family due to the complicated romance #this is one of the few AUs where I have them together and they're a silly couple doing their best #Emmet is also just generally very different in this AU (besides the obvious change) #5 years without Ingo‚ 3 years stuck in a body he hates‚ and not having positive human contact after the contract's sealed #he's very quiet and tends to hide a lot because he knows he won't be accepted by others #Volo's a big win in that aspect cause he doesn't really care and tends to him with all the love he doesn't get anymore #I'm not gonna get started on Ingo cause that's a whole other mess and I don't want to write too many tags ( ╯▽╰) #anyways have a good day let me know if you guys would like to know more