#i wouldn’t recommend

[sparrowsbitch]

!!Sandman comics spoilers!!

Proceed with caution!

I am once again thinking about how they let the Second Corinthian babysit a literal child… that shit was so fucking funny

Imagine you’re a horrifying nightmare with literal teeth for eyes and your boss sends you to pick up his kid from daycare💀

#like sir #i wouldn’t recommend #leaving your child with a serial killer #sandman #the sandman #sandman comics #dream of the endless #the corinthian #the second corinthian #daniel hall #matthew is there

[mustardyellowy]

made this felt “paper” crane

@colourcitydesigns

#mustard yellow #yellow #crane #paper crane #felt #i made this! #it was hard #have you ever tried folding felt like paper? #i wouldn’t recommend

[m0onjellies]

I really can’t believe that at one point I said “I don’t know if I should watch cuz thing, it might be triggering to me” cuz at this point it will sort through things to find the one that is the most triggering and consume it because I require feeling sad apparently

#I feel like this is a bad idea #I wouldn’t recommend #do as I say not as I do #ares.txt

[finchers-ipad]

I watched ‘Fight Club’ with commentary from Chuck Palahniuk and Jim Uhls (screenwriter) and here are some of may favourite bits of information from it:

- the narrators condo was modelled after a condo Fincher used to live in

- Palahniuk owned the ying-yang table after the movie

- when Fincher first read the book he was so excited that we went to New York to pitch it to Pitt, and Brad Pitt was filming ‘Meet Joe Black’ at the time so Fincher sat on his door step until 1am and pitched him the role over a beer

- this is a direct quote from Palahniuk about their ‘post first fight sharing a beer scene’ “now this is so weird, drinking out of the same thing is like sort of a short hand for a love relationship in so many movies. um, that i couldn’t believe they were sharing a beer. it just seemed like such a powerful symbol, metaphor.” I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!!!!

- at the publishing party for the book, one of Palahniuk’s friends had buttons made that said “I want to have Tyler Durden’s abortion”

- Direct quote from Palahniuk again “and it’s funny because there’s a whole undercurrent, like her alluding to him wearing the dress, her asking if it was a man or woman who kissed his hand. In a way she’s re enforcing this possible homoerotic thing on the side”

- Jim Uhls described the scene where the narrator beats up Angel Face as having “homosexual connotations”

#I NEED TO FIND ONE OF THOSE BUTTONS #for my own sanity #also yeah i wouldn’t really recommend watching the film with this commentary #like it was fine but just kind of boring at times #Palahniuk and Uhls just don’t have a chemistry #the other ones are better #BUT they do allude to it’s gay undertones throughout so points for that #fight club #soapshipping #tyler durden #the narrator #chuck palahniuk #jim uhls

[dclovesdanny]

Dcxdp fanfic recs w/ specific tropes

Also, all of these are on AO3 unless specified otherwise.

First off: Deaged Ellie\Teen Dad Danny

Since this got first place, here are three fics for this trope

My first submission for this is How To Become a Step-dad in 5 Easy Steps by CallMeStrega. It’s dead on main, with a ton of misunderstandings and pining Jason. Ellie is 6 in this fic, and it is so adorable

My second recommendation for this trope is Issues Regarding One Daniel Jonas by SIRDUCK_07. It has some dead serious, but that hasn’t shown up much in the fic yet. It delves more into how creepy Vlad is, and has twins Ellie and Dan.

My third submission is Brothers Ever After by Music_Feeds_My_Soul. It is somewhat centered around Damian and Danny being twins, but Danny being ‘pregnant’ with Ellie is a huge part of it, and it is a really good fic.

Next trope: Dimension Travel

My first recommendation for this one is Ghostly Delivery by WeirdNCrazy. It is very funny, and goes through Danny meeting all the main heroes, not just the Batfam.

My second recommendation for this trope is Danny's Accidentally Super-Inducing Adoption Chaos Filled Extravaganza! By Conartist170. Two of the tags are ‘This fic is not to be taken seriously’ and ‘Take everything with several ounces of salt’ which describes its vibes perfectly.

Next trope: Dead on Main

My first recommendation for fics of this ship is When You Accidentally Kill A Clown by SchlalensitzBucket. It’s only visible to those with AO3 accounts, but it is 100% worth it, with tons of shenanigans and shipping.

My next recommendation is Arctic Siren by Magpie_Crow. It is so cute and Danny is both androgynous and flirty as hell. Plus, something really cool happens in chapter one, leading to a smitten Jason.

Next up: Undead Dad Jason

My first rec for this type of fic is The Boy King and the Dark Knights by smallgaything. It is not only funny, but it hits you in the feels while incorporating several different tropes. Also, it’s one of the first Dcxdp fics I ever read, so it has a special place in my heart.

My second rec is Don’t Leave Me in the Dark by Astra_Nova_Kat. It has Good parents Fentons and Undead Dad, which isn’t really common, but works so well in this fic. It also has a bunch of misunderstandings, which everyone knows I adore.

And that’s all (for now). Let me know in the comments if you want more!

#I though about adding more #but it wouldn’t let me #funny #dc x dp #fanfic rec #fanfic recommendation

[samglyph]

Everyone is always like “oh no don’t go on a murderous rampage stemming from guilt so heavy you think it will kill you if nothing else will” but they never ask “did you experience catharsis, how was the catharsis, the catharsis looked fun”

#who’s crying here. up to you #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #malevolent 26 #cw blood #believe it or not this did not make my stress hives go away #I listened to little words by the happy fits a bunch while drawing this and while it doesn’t exactly fit #I would recommend it for thinking about johnarthur and crying #also I don’t care if this is messy it fits the VIBE #if it was any cleaner it wouldn’t fit how fucked up arthur is #my art #arthur malevolent #john malevolent #fan art #malevolent fanart

[dixxiemaegraphics]

Idc how late it is. Mark and Mandy sibling hour because I’m truly a sucker for that dynamic.

#and also random ref pics keep popping up in my ig recommendations #so i had to draw around them #but like i also didn’t wanna discredit so left them as screenshots #but then thought maybe people wouldn’t wanna know the photos were used for doodles? #idk #anyway #mark hoffman #amanda young

[fizzytoo]

amaya and karlee celebrate their birthday at the water park !

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #theyre young adults.... hhuuu hu huhuh WAAAAAH #this lot was cute but it was the absolute worst gameplay experience i wouldn’t recommend it #it uses jungle adventure and idk what object was causing all of the bat attacks bee attacks fucking FIRE ANT attacks #people were on fire SOMEONE DIED #amaya was on fire at some point 😭 #sim: amaya kamealoha #postcard: gen3 #sim: adrien herrera #sim: rua kamealoha #sim: karlee kamealoha

[macksartblock]

Every time I see a sad post about Normal post finale, I mentally put him at a Bridgerton watch party w/ like five older queers all dressed in regency garb

#sorry I have so many stupid ideas surrounding him post finale bc truly he is such a mess and it means a lot to me #also look at me and tell me he wouldn’t love Bridgerton are you kidding me (s1 is whatever but s2? s3??) #I’m subjecting you to my vision of him befriending a middle aged butch woman and her wife who loves regency era clothing #I should just make a list of hcs or else I may explode/j #normal oak #I’m also mentally putting him in Hero’s car in a dark parking lot and ranting about *anything* #sibling bonding moment: screaming in a car together over all your fucking problems #it’s cathartic I highly recommend it LOL

[velvetjune]

Jesse would probably have the same reaction to Saga’s profiling as Tor or Odin, being able to directly communicate, which would lead to the best situation of both of them just staring into space while they’re silently and psychically communicating at random times

#I’m still on the hypothetical situation of Jesse and casey joining the fbc with the recommendation of kiran and ahti after Alan wake 2 #saga: [starts profiling] #Jesse: [is unfazed because it’s similar to the hotline] #saga: [tells pun] :) #Jesse: [also tells pun] :) #casey watching them silently stare at nothing for a few minutes: :) #alan wake 2 #control 2019 #saga would be the PERFECT field agent working alongside kiran and casey!! #she probably even wouldn’t have to move #tw for drinking #but ive had some drinks so might delete this in the morning if it seems incoherent #but this is just an extension of my other post 😤 I believe it can happen 😤 #on a similar note will control 2 have Jesse be the main playable character? #it’d be hard to make her be SO powerful from the very start of the game #so maybe it would have someone else be the playable character? since Jesse is almost undefeatable now? it’s complicated #either way I want more saga and casey working together.. I’ll genuinely be so sad if Alan wake 2 was the most they’d have focus in #saga anderson #jesse faden #also would control 2 take place before or after Alan wake 2 ? #if it’s before there will definitely not be saga joining the 😭 #*the fbc

[gothic-mothic]

*look at Swap!Stanley* Boy, you ugly! Mandala Catalogue looking ass. 😑😑😑

He will fool the protagonist

Or something

#tsp #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #I don’t remember anything ab Mandela catalog #like anything #my ass was not listening #I know it’s very different now from when I first checked it out #like there’s actual characters now #which like good for them (creator of it) #tsp swap au #cw disturbing imagery #disturbing imagery #cw eye contact #eye contact #I was more of a walten files girly YK #actually if you scroll back far enough you’ll see my walten files shit #I wouldn’t recommend doing so though #it’s bad lol #.png #.exe

[boba-beom]

face reveal :> ps. pls be kind!

i swear i live up to my name, had to put the serious face to match beomgyu lmao

please do NOT save my photos 🥹

and ofc me and my bias wrecker <3 had to smile for this one ^^

#[ 🦋 ] — misc. #I was scared they wouldn’t suit me cjdnxkdkx #the headphones are so comfy #and lightweight #the SOUNDS are amazing #thank you beomgyu #now I can listen to my fave songs #without them sounding crunchy 😵‍💫 #10/10 would recommend <3 #taehyun and his signature wink is so cute pls #also I can’t wink

[itgirlwife]

it’s good for your health to imagine pulling your f/o in by the waist and giving them a little kissy. maybe pull them in closer by their hips to deepen the kiss. i’m a doctor btw.

#puck’s imagines :) #i wouldn’t make this up! 10/10 doctors recommend! #🐇 — the element of surprise #self shipping #self ship community #self shipping community #💒 — honeymoon suite #thinking about malcolm’s bisexual little hips. hm. #lloyd too! hm!

[paladindyke]

my sunshine court review:

#the sunshine court #tsc #i obviously loved it but wouldn’t dare recommend this series to another living soul #aftg #tfc #it’s been eight years idk what my tags were #almost posted this to twitter and then remembered i have shame

[gayemeralds]

ngl people saying this on a post about sonic the hedgehog characterization is funny. you’re going to recommend idw sonic comics which are *checks notes* an insanely controversial characterization that polarizes the entire fandom to this day?

#frontiers is also kind of bizarre to recommend to me . i wouldn’t say it’s a BAD characterization but i also don’t think it’s much of a #character study? #the recommendation should always be sonic & the black knight #the core three games to understanding sonic as a character to me are always going to be #sonic 06 + sonic unleashed + sonic & the black knight #they represent sonics compassion (small scale + large scale) and Sonic’s morality (willing to be a villain in the eyes of others) #sega official speaks

[oswaldthehero]

#doc ock #doctor octopus #comics #spider man: octopus girl #spider-man: octopus girl #superior spider man #Tbh I wouldn’t recommend the alpha comic #it does not age well