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[gayemeralds]

at this point it just straight up is malevolently intentioned to ignore every single female character in the sonic franchise. i do not understand how the fuck you chose to have pachacamac as a character in the knuckles series and not even reference tikal. let alone the fact tikal should have been far more prominent than pachacamac.

#sega official speaks

[gayemeralds]

there is little worse in this world than people being horny for your favourite character that you are not horny for. shut up about his dick i wanna talk about his narrative significance

#sega official speaks

[gayemeralds]

me leaving my 9-5 job which barely covers my bills just to see silver the hedgehog throw my car at sonic and miss

#pov vector #sega official speaks

[gayemeralds]

holy shit. shadow 2005 GameCube rug…..

#version with link #sega official speaks

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sonic, freshly meeting eggman on christmas island: hey you keep calling me this word and i was wondering what it meant?

eggman: (don’t ask what fucking idiot means don’t ask what mother fucker means don’t ask what bastard means don’t ask-)

sonic: what’s a boy

eggman:

eggman, who has a minor in gender studies: im glad you asked

#sonic: *after a three hour presentation* hm i don’t think im a boy or girl #i think im just a hedgehog #sega official speaks #eggman in the future: *misgenders sonic by calling him a rat/rodent*

[gayemeralds]

#ive been meaning to post this for like an entire year #sonic is a chao theory #FOR THE WIN!!!!!! #sega official speaks #unreality #? maybe ?

[gayemeralds]

silver knowing about dr miles prower, esteemed engineer and quantum physicist, whose research over time travel he’s read a thousand times over, and regards him as a personal inspiration for his travels, not realising the scrappy mangy 8-year old kid that follows after sonic is his personal hero is so funny to me. silver wakes up in a cold sweat realising he mugged 100 time nobel prize winner dr miles prower when he was 8.

#i LOVE Silver not being able to connect that he is living amongst Actual Historical Figures #until we’ll after his introduction and he’s like. holy FUCKIBG shit. #sega official speaks

[gayemeralds]

sonic 06 makes me insane because i think it’s the best instance of “sonic causes the apocalypse/main issue at hand” because sonic’s COMPASSION is what causes the world to end. sonic offers elise companionship and kindness and that’s what causes the world to go down in flames. because sonic saw someone in trouble and lonely and offered a hand and a smile and sealed everyone’s fate in ash. he’s kind enough to elise that when he dies she cries. and that’s it. that’s what causes the apocalypse. because he became someone’s best friend. because he taught someone how to smile again.

#SONIC 06 YOU WILL FORVER BE LEGENDARY #sega official speaks

[gayemeralds]

#i need to go to bed. bye. #sega official speaks

[gayemeralds]

wish to death i could like. draw. bc there’s a vivid scene in my head of tails staring up at Eggman, doing an iconic sonic pose, 11 years old and cocky and ready to fight, and it sort of blurs to sonic, 11 years old, challenging Eggman for the first time, cocky and ready to fight, and present Eggman just sighs before smiling and going “it’s so obvious you were raised by him sometimes.”

#YES it’s the little blurb i just posted but this was in my drafts from before i bothered to writer it down #anyway. they plague me so much. #i imagine 11 year old tails looks like boom!tails #sega official speaks

[gayemeralds]

sonic stadium post that has haunted me for years

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[gayemeralds]

how can anyone hate sonknuckles. He’s literally the moon to his sun. what more do you want

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[gayemeralds]

miles prower to me is tails’s deadname. very weird for other characters to call him that. genuinely don’t really think tails would like to be called miles. ideally most characters don’t know tails’s “real” name. he’s just tails.

#idk i don’t think sonic would full name tails. for any reason really. #sega official speaks

[gayemeralds]

excited that sega wants to include rouge as a part of the main sonic cast with amy, sonic, knuckles, & tails vs worried they’re going to take away everything that makes her interesting in favour of her being a “hero” character

#come on man. she has to double cross us at LEAST once or else #sega official speaks

[gayemeralds]

#yah #sega official speaks

[gayemeralds]

i get it but also the idea that shadow is more “skilled” than sonic, like technique vs raw power, is just insanely unrealistic. sonic has WAY more experience against shadow in literally anything. sonic’s been fighting against Eggman for YEARs before interacting with shadow and had fought a million other bad guys while shadow isn’t around. i don’t feel like it’s realistic to say shadow has better “technique” when sonic has far more experience

#like i get it bc i feel like sega also wants you to think this #but it doesn’t make any damn sense #WHO has to wear inhibitor rings #WHO died after going super for the first time #like sonic HAS technique he was able to use chaos control after watching shadow do it once or twice #he learns sword fighting in three days and defeats a dragon and the knights of the round table #he learns extreme gear and is able to go toe to toe with the best extreme gearist in the world #he has SKILL #okay . anyway . #sega official speaks