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sophsicle · 9 months

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all you really need to know about me is that my one and only babygirl is albert einstein

#trash father #horrible husband #married his cousin #but he is so cool #has a problem with authority figures #tells the germans to go fuck themselves #defends marie curie when the dumb old men wanna snub her for having a boi toy #and the theory of relativity #oh oh oh #i love it #i love it so much #i want to marry it #buy it a nice house #give it a nice life #father its children #soph rambles

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spoonietimelordy · 1 year

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I am absolutely in love with Valdo's moustache

#charlie is rambling #i want to marry it #its ridiculous #but in the best way possible #the witcher #valdo marx

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sunglassesmish · 3 months

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no judgements at all here. i was thinking about the possibility of moving out and wanted to know what age other people did

#i don’t know a lot of what i want in the future but i do know i want to at least get my driver’s license and have my own place #hopefully in the next few years after university #in my family it’s typical to get married and then move out but i’m not sure if i ever will so i want to at least live by myself

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fandomsandfeminism · 1 year

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Yall wanna hear a kinda funny, kinda sad story about my grandmother and hetero-normativity?

Ok, so... when my grandmother was in her 50s (I was an infant), she met a woman at the Unitarian Church. And, as can happen when you meet your soul mate, this event made it impossible for her to deny parts of herself that she had fiercely hidden her whole life.

All the drama- their affair being found out, the divorce with my grandfather, the court battle over who got the house, happened while I was a baby. Even in my earliest memories, it's just Mama Jo and Oma, and my grandfather lived elsewhere (first his own apartment, then a nursing home, then with us.)

But here's the thing- no one ever explained any of this to me. No one ever sat down and was like "hey, Rosie, so do you know what a lesbian is?" It was the 90s. It was Texas. I think my mom was still kinda processing all this, and just assumed that like... I was gonna figure it out. Don't mention it, let it just be normal. Like I think my mom thought that if she explained the situation, she would be making it weird? I dunno.

But like. In the 90s, in all the movies I had seen and books I had read, do you know how many same sex couples I had seen? Like. 0. Do you know how many "platonic best friend/roommates" I had seen? A lot. I had no context, is what I'm saying.

I literally thought this was a Golden Girls, roommates, besties situation until I was like...I dunno, 11? 12?

It was actually their parrot, an African Grey named Spike, imitating my grandmothers voice saying "Johanna, honey, it's getting late", that triggered the MIND BLOWN moment as I realized that *there's only one master bedroom and it only has 1 waterbed* when all the pieces finally clicked.

Anyway. I think it's a real important thing for kids to know queer people exist, for a lot of reasons, but also because kids can be clueless and it's embarrassing to have your grandmother be outted by a parrot because everyone just thought you'd figure it out on your own.

Anyway, here is my grandma and her wife, my Oma, after they moved to Albuquerque to be artsy gay cowboys and live their best life. They helped run a "Lesbian Dude Ranch" out there (basically just with funding and financial support. As Oma has explained "traditionally, most lesbians don't have a lot of money" so they wrote the checks and let the younger ladies actually run the ranch.)

#this is the grandmother who passed away unexpectedly earlier this month #she was so cool yall #and so weird #they got married twice by the way once when Massachusetts legalized it and once when New Mexico did #they hiked the grand canyon together #they had a european river cruise planned for this fall #she was 89 and she wanted to see the whole world with her wife #and they were working on it #literally i thought they were roommates #and there was only one bed

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 23 days

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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mobius-m-mobius · 7 months

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#obsessed with their priorities

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antomatkoen · 3 months

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soap definitely didn’t wear the skull earrings for a certain someone…👀

soap shows up at a bar all dazzled up after losing a bet :3

#ghoap #ghoap fluff #ghost mw2 #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soap mw2 #soapghost #call of duty #cod mw2 #theyre married your honor #theyre so gay #they are in love #and i hate them #no i dont #but i want to #squeeze them like my personal stress toys affectionately

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steviesbicrisis · 7 months

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To me it’s the fact that Steve assumed Robin had a license but still woke up 3 hours before his work shift to drive her to school everyday.

That is not a plot hole everybody, that is just the kind of person Steve Harrington is.

#you dont understand #what a great friend Steve is #this is the main reason why I don’t want his story to revolve again around Nancy #it’s him and Robin and they have the greatest friendship in the show #these two mf will get married and live together and it’s going to be 10000% platonic #if you look up platonic soulmates in the dictionary SBAM just pictures of Stobin #Im done bye #steve harrington #platonic stobin #robin buckley #stranger things

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notcrowleybutcouldbe · 4 months

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I surrender, I can't fight it anymore I would give him my soul, you're telling me he is handsome as fuck, a short king AND HILARIOUS AS FUCK?

#i want to marry him so bad #hazbin hotel #Lucifer

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misandriste · 13 days

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ELOISE BRIDGERTON + being mistaken for a suitor

#ladies i cannot take this anymore they cannot marry eloise off to a man they just CANNOT!!! free my girl from the shackles of the patriarchy #this show version is a brilliant lesbian coded suffragette spinster who’s the fictional love of my life… she deserves to break free!!!#idc tv eloise should be at uni they’ve deviated so much from historical accuracy & the books and everything is so anachronistic???#eloise should not be shoved into marriage that she has vehemently stated that she does not want just bc of accuracy. girl WHAT ACCURACY…???#bridgerton spoilers #bridgerton #peneloise #creloise #penelope x eloise #cressida x eloise #penelope featherington #eloise bridgerton #cressida cowper #bridgertonedit #netflixedit #perioddramaedit #perioddramagif #perioddramasource #perioddramacentral #tv #tvedit #tvgif #tvgifs #tvfilmdaily #chewieblog #userstream #usersource #userbbelcher #gifsbymisa

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princessfroslass · 15 days

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Oh I got weak in the knees all of a sudden.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #angel dust #huskerdust #what do YOU MEAN #what do you MEAN husk would go super soft mood heart eyes when him and Angel eventually get together #what do you MEAN he already brightnes up the moment he lays his dumb cat eyes on him #what so you MEAN he is a cuddlebug (the paragraph before this) but only on the one person he LOVES?#can they get married already i want- no. need to see that shit

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devotedlystrangewizard · 1 year

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so much (for) stardust review um its very good [visibly holding back]

#expressing this in the most normal way possible when i say i want to eat this album.#i want to marry it #listening to it isnt enough i need t-#when it looped back to love from the other side i almost started crying this was a spiritual experience

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catofoldstones · 3 months

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we already have people bitching about how “i can’t stand Chani, she’s so annoying 🙄” and “Paul chose Chani to be the mother of his children, Irulan is just at the sidelines eating dust as she should”, like brothers we cannot do this again. We can’t Chani v Irulan our way out of this one because the problem is Paul and the Empire. Gosh, we truly are never getting out of the patriarchy.