#i want them to step on me please

[mother-in-disguise]

Hell's Greatest Mother (Mommy)

babygirl

mommy.

#art #hazbin alastor #artists on tumblr #digital art #hazbin hotel #radio demon #sketch #alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor × lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #fem!alastor #fem!lucifer #i want them to step on me please #plap plap plap #get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant #lucifer #daddy issues #artist on tumblr

[airborneice]

“What’s this one supposed to mean?”

“Hmm..beauty or strength, sometimes.”

“Perfect.”

@sketchbookweek Day 2 - Wilderness / Witchcraft

going back to my roots of drawing sketchbook being gay in a field

#update I’m doing the silly coloured speech bc I realised i didn’t make it super clear who’s saying what jjghgd #Hilda sketchbook #sketchbookweek #hilda the series #sketchbook ship #art tag #sooo this was the first drawing I did for skbk week and let me tell you guys #it fought me. every. step of the way #i spent like 3 evenings working on the sketch just to scrap it and redo it on the next one #I’m so rusty with art I haven’t been able to do anything remotely ambitious in so long sooo yeah :’)everyone lower your expectations please #however I do think this came out kinda nice #spiritually I guess it’s a redraw of that drawing from 2020 so seeing a bit of improvement is nice anyway #i love these prompts btw I wish I could’ve done both #the flower is a jasmine btw. every website on the internet had a different idea of its meaning so I picked the ones I liked 😌 #is it worth mentioning that I had some doodles I wanted to post for day 1 but I literally could not get them done on time :’) #an attempt was made but ah well. onto the next

[mintedwitcher]

Here's the thing. Buck being bi has nothing to do with Eddie, or with Buddie as a ship, or anything even tangentially related to that.

Buck is a bisexual man having his awakening in his early 30s, after spending so much of his life defining himself by his relationships and his sexual experiences with women. He is learning about himself, he is rediscovering himself in a way that we rarely ever get to see on television.

This is so much bigger than Eddie or the potential for Buddie. Don't you see? We have a late-in-life realisation and coming out arc for a BISEXUAL MAN, who isn't being made into a joke or a punchline or a set-up. This isn't a stepping stone for him to be "properly gay" later on, this isn't another "sex addict" plotline taken to extremes. This MATTERS. This is IMPORTANT. This is a rarity, and we get to see it unfold in real time. How often do we get these sort of arcs for grown adults?

I'm sorry that some of you are disappointed. But you all need to sit down, take a breather, and realise that this is bigger than your ship going canon.

Evan Buckley is bisexual, and that is about HIM. He is finally, finally coming into himself and realising that he is more than he thought he was before. This is the beginning of a beautiful, important, powerful arc, and it deserves to be treated with kindness and compassion by the fans just as much as it is by Oliver himself.

If all you care about is Eddie, or Buddie, then do us all a favour and just stick to fanfic. The rest of us will be here, falling in love with this new chapter of Evan Buckley's life.

#evan buckley #911 spoilers #tv show: 911 #911 on abc #listen i love buddie too but this is not about them #so please stop harassing people about it #some of you guys are making me want to step back from buddie and that is not a good thing

[cooloddball]

fingers crossed that max and charles give us a race to remember tomorrow in all the best ways. i want battles on track; i want austria 2022 type of race and podium for that matter, and take it a notch higher. i want them both doing doughnuts à la abu dhabi gp 2022 after a 1-2 finish (i wish they could both finish first but…well) i want max praising charles and congratulating him for dragging that tractor to a podium finish and ultimately a 2nd place constructors championship. i want a happy max and an even happier charles. i want charles promising max that he won’t make it easier for him next year, that he will finish what he started in the 2022 season, i want talks of more padel dates, i want max getting charles for secret santa this year yeah basically i want my babies happy and drenching each other in champagne.

#lestappen #yeah basically i know this is wishful thinking but is it too much to ask that they are happy? #they are giving off such happy vibes every time they are together lately and it’s making me sick (with affection) #and seeing charles happy after the shit season he’s had does something to me #hoping that this season ends on a high for them because if anyone deserves it it’s them #2024 please be kinder to charles i want him competing for the wdc i want him on the top step

[trash-opposum]

Step dad Mephisto who isn’t sure sure he’s doing the whole parenting thing correctly but one day his step kid refers to him as dad and everything just falls into place for him

#please i love him #i want more step parent headcanons #we need more step parent headcanons #step parents are so villainized at times #i’m a sucker for a good step parent trope #not the step dad but the dad who stepped up #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me mephistopheles #obey me mephisto #obey me mc #obey me mephisto x mc #obey me mephisto headcanons

[ewwww-what]

I like to think that Gorgug hangs out with the seven the way Zelda hangs out with the bad kids. You know that horrible awkward feeling where you only know one person at a party? It’s like that but everyone else at the party is inseparable and they keep teasing you (in a good-natured way) with jokes you don’t understand, and all you can do is smile and nod and try so hard not to embarrass yourself in front of these people you perceive as way too cool for you.

#every adventure group has to have a weird guy who dates a weird guy that’s just how it goes #please oh my god the seven going ​‘way to step up Gorgug!!!’ when he calls Zelda from Sylvaire #the fact that they love Zelda does not give Gorgug a single ounce of immunity from being teased #and Zelda showing up at Mordred for moving day #and all the bad kids just accept her being there no problem #like clearly they hang out at least a little #please I really really need someone to write something about them it’s hurting me #save me the seven. save me. the seven please. save me. #I need more content of them so so bad I am STARVED #part of the reason I want donospring to stay good friends so badly is because of this idea #weird ex girlfriends and their respective friend groups that mix just a little #fantasy high #the seven #the seven maidens #d20 #d20 fantasy high #d20 the seven #zelda donovan #gorgug thistlespring #donospring #txt post

[froganni]

Maybe a little overly serious approach to the situation, but y'all have GOT to be more respectful towards the creators you watch and consume content for. fWhip's message about getting a lot of hate is honestly abysmal.

Like, don't get me wrong, I love lore-related series! I think they're a lot of fun and I love watching them.But give non-lore series a chance! They're also a lot of fun!

These creators are all responsible adults who are very capable of creating boundaries for themselves and deciding amongst themselves what rules they want to follow when joining a project.

Obviously, there are many viewers and community members who this isn't directed at. :D

Please don't send hate to anyone, it's not helpful. If you don't like something, don't engage with it. Just leave it at that. Show respect to the community you're apart of, and to the creators that head it.

(It's fine to be annoyed with something and talk about it, but don't force a creator to see that negativity. It's not benefiting anyone.) The more hate a creator gets, the less they engage with and organize fun things for the community. Please remember to be kind.

#I might delete this later and probably won't add relevant tags #because I have the sneaking suspicion that the people who would see this post are probably those who are already aware of this #sorry to get serious on a silly fanart account lmao #It just drives me nuts when people are mean to creators. like. that's a human person #and for the crime of- *checks notes* doing something they enjoy and having fun in a way that isn't how viewers want it to go #please take a step back and revaluate if you ever feel the urge to yell at people and send them death threats #if you follow me and actively send dts please do me the favor and learn some respect and unfollow me #I don't need that negativity in my life #will def delete if I get backlash from this lmao but my opinion will never change even so #feel free to reblog tho if you read this far #I'm just a little bish and scared to add tags lmao

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

I truly wish I had any artistic talent just so I could lowkey redo all dramione fanart with Astoria because oh my god the ratio of dramione to drastoria fan content is so heartwrenchingly depressing

#if youre a dramione fan plz dont come for me #i just want this poor woman to be acknolwdged as a human being #AND THEY PRACTICALLY ALL INCLUDE SCORPIUS IN THEM SO 🤷🏻‍♂️SHOULD BE ASTORIA ANYWAYZ🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ #astoria greengrass for president plz #stop making her some weird surrogate i beg of you #i miss her can she come back to life actually #actually guys uhh im god so i get to change canon and also ressurect people so i say shes alive hashtag facts #im yet again in a drastoria mood and feel like an orphaned victorian child begging for food and being stepped on instead #because there is NO CONTENT BECAUSE SHE IS SO UNDERRATED IN HER OWN MARRIAGE 😭😭 #i hope all the dramione fans who are suck ups to draco know he would be appaled at how yall treat his WHOLE WIFE #LIKE THAT IS HIS WIFE PLEASE #anyway astoria supremacy bye #i also obviosuly dont condone art theft but some of yall dramione fans are getting far too big for your boots #if youre a drastoria fan dont go anywhere near dramione twitter they are all fucking insane #astoria greengrass #drastoria #im too scared to tag draco malfoy the dramione fans are more likely to find me 🧍🏻‍♂️ #if this is incoherent i blame the fact its half 3 in the morning rn and im finshing a uni assignment so im practically delerious

[coolnonsenseworld]

January in the calendar (pre-order until 23rd Sept)

My hobby is exposing Lance to the possibility of catching a cold. Keith can't be too mad though, because Olaf2 was kind of worth it and it was Keith who proposed the night walk (and he knew the risk).

#evil olaf-san #voltron #klance #laith #do i love making lance lose his winter garments? yes #he not only doesnt need them but also wants to receive new ones #i mean he obviously needs it #but if you are not freezing ur ass off singing the cold never bothered me anyway then whats the point #yesterday i finally managed for my partner to admit cold never bothered me anyway #it took only a few hours of ice-cold hands #im proud of that #this post is my celebration #even that time i stepped into snow barefoot didnt earn me this title #yes obviously it hurt and i got brain freezed thats not th epoint #hope you like it guys! #(disclaimer please dress warmly) #cant believe its 2022 where prn doesnt exst but we can edit tags

[kinokoshoujoart]

scribbled down a relationship chart for the forgotten valley bros to collect my thoughts after snooping into their dialogue files, because i’m crazy over the barebones scraps of tiny interactions between them that we are given they’re a neat group of lads and i want to see them in lots of wacky situations together

rambling explanation and screenshots under the cut. spoilers for dialogue

gordy and gustafa are bffs and i love them!!!!!

they have mutual respect for each other… gustafa clearly admires and understands gordy’s art, and gordy seems to view gustafa as his closest confidant, he even gets you and Gustafa the new kitchen if you enter chapter 2 without being able to “afford” it yourself

they only really mention each other and don’t have anything to say about the other two boys

no one has anything bad to say about gustafa, which is exactly how it should be. blessed bard. it’s extra sweet to me that he’s the most well-liked bachelor both in and out of the game given one of the npc gossip lines your son can tell you— he grew up without many friends (in the original game the secret was that he was bullied). he deserves all the happiness in the world

matt opinions

matt shares his Opinions (slander) on gordy and rock specifically if you show him your kid with them, but has no slander for gustafa… his line for gustafa is instead just copied from what he says about the bachelorettes’ kids. so i count that as a gustafa win

i had to stretch to find any mention of gustafa by matt, the closest thing is that he comments that he doesn’t usually go to the starlight concert

i want gustafa and matt to interact!!! i want gustafa to give matt a tomato when he’s being gruff like he did with nami (matt: “th-thank you…..*blush* i already have ten billion of these”) matt also has lines about farm work being easier when you’ve got music accompanying you if you show him a record so i’ll count that as a very flimsy positive connection (matt IS friendly with gavin, due to frequenting the bluebird café, but is a bit reticent to make friends on his own)

rock opinions and social diseases

rock is extremely excited about hearing gustafa play music and calls him a wizard at the guitar and says he never gets tired of hearing him play. he also likes wandering over to gustafa’s yurt and listening to his music along with tei on market days (his most normal bachelor to bachelor interaction)

the only guy who gets no positive comment from rock is matt, instead rock goes to town roasting him in his fourth heart event out of envy for a completely imaginary situation and argues that he’s worth a hundred matthew’s (source?). he also likes to go into the already crowded farmhouse at night on market days and make it even more cramped, but he usually leaves right before matt gets home

finally rock has what i can only describe as a really odd one-sided crush on gordy!! he meanders into gordy’s trailer at 12:45 AM (AM) every market day and loudly, obliviously asks why there’s so much “trash” everywhere (you’re the trash, rock!!!!!!). thankfully rock is quite literally beneath gordy’s notice, however this seems to make rock sad and he tries to come up with wacky stunts to get gordy’s attention like drawing on gordy’s face and… holding his breath? (maybe, i dunno WHERE that dialogue triggers). he has a line celebrating gordy finally noticing him, i’m not sure what causes it though (for his part, gordy has no lines referencing rock)

finally, if you show rock your kid he will tease them by bragging that he was waaaay cuter at their age… but ONLY if it’s a bachelor’s child. rock your complex is so obvious that it’s more of a simple

in summary,

rock seems to think highly of each of the guys (except matt), unfortunately this manifests in him making really odd attempts to barge into their houses at strange hours and by trying to assert dominance in annoying ways. thankfully no one really notices anything he does (except matt)

matt doesn’t generally say nice things about anyone except cecilia (which makes the nice things he says, like about nina, more meaningful…) so unsurprisingly he has nothing nice to say about any of the guys, but he doesn’t have anything negative to say about gustafa. however he seems to want friends to do stuff with (he complains about how no one in the valley wants to go swimming…..hhhgg i am desperate to force rock and matt to spend time together. a friendship where you can’t stand each other but you’re the only two people who enjoy doing the same hobby so you put your differences aside and splash around in the water) like with rock no one really seems aware of matt’s existence except rock who is Extrwmely Aware to the point of knowing about matt’s crush on ceci, but unlike rock matt is not exactly jumping at the chance to go socialize with others

gustafa and gordy are friends with each other (and also both are friends with nami) and they support each others ambitions. i have no source but i’m confident that when gustafa visits gordy he’s also bringing him water and soup (he also visits daryl so i think it’s cool and fun if gustafa drops in on the local lost-in-thought creative hermits with hydration reminders and care packages)

#i really love all 4 of these boys i. i clearly have a babygirl but i am not immune to any of them #and each guy is not just standing out from the other 3 but also wildly different from all other bkmn men #the magic ingredient called ‘not designed to be a marriage candidate’ is the secret spice that makes me want to marry bkmn men #also this is why my husband needs to be set loose. please go outside and cause havoc honey you haven’t stepped off the farm since we wed #sos awl #bokumono #will probably make doodles based on some of the dialogue lines #gustafa (awl) #story of seasons #harvest moon a wonderful life #rock (awl) #story of seasons a wonderful life #gordy (awl) #matthew (awl) #sos awl spoilers #sos: awl #extremely sane posting hours #rock tumbling (sos)

[rxttenfish]

while aaravi remains firmly within "yeah miranda has a difficult personality and isn't very easy to get along with + has many rough edges which are slowly being worked on but still going to be an issue" after having been very much so within the camp that miranda is a Vexing Bitch upon first contact/getting to know her, she DOES go from "miranda is unpredictable and dangerous as a merfolk and large macropredator and her emotions are inscrutable and random" to "merfolk aren't very hard to understand or predict and it's very easy to stay on the safe side if you keep basic rules in mind and don't freak out the second something unexpected happens"

#all the care guide says is 'biomass' #miravi.txt #just. thinking about it! #thinking about specifically how merfolk (like most other animals) growl/hiss specifically as a deterrent #like if you start really upsetting miri and she wants space and you to Please Stop #she will probably turn her face away from the other person or turn her body away from them #while growling or hissing and pulling her fins back #and will open her mouth to bare her teeth or gape her mouth open to show her teeth (including heavily panting) #where the point is ''i will hurt you if you touch me/get closer/dont stop so please dont do that'' #but a lot of people read it as her being either obtuse (if she turns away from them) #or outright aggressive for the showing of teeth and growling #when shes really not. shes being very polite in merfolk terms in giving multiple chances to avoid violence #shes going ''i am worried i might have to hurt you so please reconsider'' in a way thats very readable if youre another merfolk #who will then step away or give her her space and switch the tone of the conversation #to see whats wrong #whereas her being more deliberately aggressive/violent usually comes with minimal vocal cues at all #or (if shes specifically threatening someone such as in the case of getting aggressive over perceived threats to her social bonds) #she will often turn towards them and open her mouth and flare her fins #often deliberately closing the distance and making herself appear Extra Large #she WILL growl here but will never hiss (hissing being a more defensive sound) #and will often smack her tail against the ground or show her claws or otherwise demonstrate how large and how scary she is #as a deliberate point of ''you crossed a line and this is what is going to happen to you if you dont make it up right now'' #which! both require VERY different responses but might look similar to a human! #and might end up coming off as unpredictable or random in her actions and cruelty! #when shes not! shes just doing things the way a merfolk does them #which means aaravi realizes VERY quickly after learning about all of this #just how many cues miranda gives that people are starting to make her uncomfortable and feel Not Okay #that are ignored or written off because theyre merfolk cues #merfolk are very tolerant of stress but have basically no concept of escalation of violence for that reason #because if youve ignored every chance to prevent something dangerous up until the point it goes too far

[ruthlesslistener]

Thought about turning anon on again just this morning but tbh its probably best to leave them off. I can just hear the people calling me a horrible person for my anger and grief already and I wouldn't be able to keep myself from lashing out at them because I just cannot sterilize my reaction to fucking colonial genocide. And I'm not even fucking Palestinian, I'm just some upstart halfbreed Persian kid safe in his home in america trying to focus on midterms and being unable to because how fucking SURREAL is it that my biggest threat is flunking some arbitrary fucking test when half the world away people are being slaughtered like rats on their own homeland for the crime of just fucking existing and I can't do ANYTHING about it other than watch helplessly and stick with boycotting and sharing aid posts and I KNOW that the people responsible will never face their crimes.

I'm not the one losing my home and watching the place I love get burned to the ground and seeing the people I love be tortured and killed and the animals and the plants that I love destroyed and yet my anger and grief is all-encompassing and horribly choking. I have the fucking luxury of turning away. I can't imagine how it must be to be Palestinian and yet forced to be a sniveling submissive beggar to westerners because people who share your ethnicity dared to make a move to take back their homeland, dared to try to even the decades of suffering and humiliation by even a little bit. How DARE you be angry, when 1,000 settlers have been killed

Anger and grief is not sanitary or rational, it's cruel and ugly and bloody. I just know that when this ''''war'''' ends that people are going to be condemning the survivors for daring to show even the faintest of ugly emotions and it makes me want to puke. I just know that there are people out there who are looking at me with disgust for finally losing my temper and showing what a vitrolic piece of shit I can be when angry- just how terrible will they be to people who actually deserve to be hateful and angry?

#yes and before you all say it: im aware that this is horribly self-centered to make this all about me i knowwww #but im stressed and i saw some vids the idf posted and i just couldnt numb myself to it anymire #FUCK IT i can't BE politically correct when being politically correct about this issue is stepping on glass about a fucking GENOCIDE #there is no way that we can ever sanitize our own grief in a way that can please them #vent #nobody try to fucking 'soothe' me either. i dont want pity i want blood

[euphor1a]

He’s so boyf coded ☹️💗 calling you before going to sleep and once he’s off work 😭😭🥺🥺

#junnie 🦊 #choi yeonjun stepping up with 2 lives in 24 hours... ykw maybe the universe doesn’t hate me #like that’s literally my boyf you guys‼️‼️‼️ #i hope he will drop by to chat with us on live whenever and wherever he pleases #a certain sunbaenim once said that you should go live whenever you miss your fans and want to see them 🥲 #no to be parasocial and shit on main but wv lives from my comfort people are literally what keeps me alive 😔 #😭😭😭 #anyway you guys look at him he’s sooo 🥺🤏🏼 #love love love <333 #i’m so happy #thank you thank you for coming live despite your busy schedule #my precious i love you so much 💗

[mihrsuri]

I keep trying to write an update and then being embarrassed about it and feeling like I’m trauma dumping on people by updating and I just..I know it’s on me to manage my crap, I know. I am trying (not very well but I’m trying) and it’s just…I don’t know. I don’t even know.

#please know i have thought about hospital but hospital would #genuinely make it worse (like I cannot even tell you how much worse) #i think I’m legitimately just…having a trauma reaction on top #of a jewish trauma spike #and dentists and having to move (I may have cleaned till I shook today also my arm #does not look great #i feel like i don’t actually verbally have the words #(i have tried not engaging i have tried engaging they both feel awful) #(hashem i don’t know would you even embrace me would you…) #(it’s not a meds thing (I take meds for mdd and I know what that looks like and this isn’t it) #(it’s hard to explain the difference between CPTSD and like a panic attack or a depression) #(except that I feel like I’m so so tainted and not in my body or if I’m in my body I’m in my body somewhere else #abuse cw #i didn’t ask for this cptsd and no tshirt was offered #this will disappear probably #UGH #(i am seeing my therapist tomorrow i just..i know i need to reach out to) #(to like my current landlords and ask if I could just pay for a cleaning service to come in) #(i know i need to be like ‘unfortunately my CPTSD is Fucking Terrible Right Now and I need) #(just a bit of grace apologies) #(i do not want my parents to know i do not want that) #(aside from the fact that I am already a burden to them anyway) #a stupid flop of a person i am crying thinking about how i had plans for kids and a wife and travel and…I’m nothing #(everyone else is something I’m not I don’t deserve grace lbr) #it keeps running through my head how many people i thought loved me want me dead #and it’s like I can fake it so well #(i don’t know I may be like sending words to people) #to run through the steps of not being alone #i’m truly sorry i am always not taking accountability and playing the victim and clinging to people #to get reassurance i don’t deserve that its a good person it isn’t it isn’t a person

[biggestsimponhere]

Yes.

#natalia dyer #maya hawke #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #robin buckley x you #nancy wheeler x reader #robin buckley x reader #nancy wheeler x you #marry me #please marry me #she could step on me and id say thank you #she’s so pretty i’m gonna die #please she’s so pretty #I WANT THEM TO STEP ON ME

[pcktknife]

unova loves to throw those fucking monkeys at you like Yes I saw them, I've seen the monkeys. You made a huge point to show them off in striaton city. I Get It.

#I just find myself battling them alot #like girl if u dont get this damn panpour out of my face #kae.txt #i love the monkeys but u cant walk a step without encountering a monkey #less a monkey trio hate post more a i would please like to see a different pokemon #omg that reminds me i found a fuckin tynamo in chargestone and i accidentally kilt it and i cant find another one :( #nothin but joltiks klinks and ferroseed :(( i want my lil fishie