there are literally more culvers in the US than in n outs. do NOT let the midwest be silenced!
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see this misconception happen way too often, but. guys. luis isn't white. no, seriously; fnaf ar states his full name is luis cabrera, which is a real place:
it's part of the balearic islands, an archipelago forming an autonomous community off the coast of spain. this makes it a toponymic surname, a family name derived from a location -- which implies that luis' family were (at some point) from the island of cabrera, the very real place in -- say it with me -- spain. funnily enough, 'luis' is also the spanish form of the given name 'louis'.
while i'll leave debating the whiteness of hispanic people up to the americans in the audience, if a guy's name is spanish mcspanish, well... i think they might be implying something about his ethnicity, guys! just a hunch. (and maybe a sign you should stop and think about why you assumed he was white in the first place?)
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the thing about having been really broke. averaging $500 a month in a good year broke. using a gamestop credit card i shouldn't have qualified for to buy taco bell gift cards for food broke. is that i am SO bad with money. i have a degree in accounting and i am so bad with money. i do not think of myself as superstitious at all but money feels so cursed. not in a spiritual way, i mean literally. practically.
having 'too much' money feels so bad. money is a thing you spend as soon as you get it because it's so cursed. the more it is the more cursed it is. i save too much money and bad things will happen that cost all my money. money is a thing that summons expenses. if i have no money and the car breaks down i find a way to make it work. i scrounge and resell and pass the hat and talk to my mom's friend's friend who knows a guy and in the end i'm so relieved to be right back where i started. but if i were saving my money for a new computer and then the car broke down, the money is just gone. i spent the money i saved for a thing i wanted on a thing i needed instead and after all that hoping i'm right back where i started.
i get a windfall and i set the money aside because if i'm careful that's enough to pay for gas for months. but then i need to pay for heat and i apply for assistance and they look at my bank account and see i have money and now they won't help pay for heat. soon it's just a habit. i get the money and i spend the money. immediately, as soon as possible, get this money away from me. don't even save enough for cigarettes. i can find money for cigarettes, somehow i can always find money for cigarettes. cigarette money is a weird magical fake money i summon from dark corners whenever i run out of cigarettes. i don't know how it works either. i've tried to summon the cigarette money for things that aren't cigarettes and it never works. just get this out of my bank account. get it out of here before something notices there's money here.
anyway i'm working on it but god it's hard
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really thinking about how Janeway becomes so obsessive and insistent about proving that Seven can be human and should become an individual because the same time Seven comes onboard, Janeway is rapidly losing her individuality because she has to be Captain and can't afford to be an individual anymore. she thinks that individuality and humanity is the ultimate goal because she constantly feels like she's on the precipice of losing her humanity.
(compared with her mentorship of Harry and putting expectations and pressure on him because she sees herself in Harry and she expects him to make the same sacrifice of self when necessary because that's what the Noble Starfleet Officer should do.)
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me: hey Isaac Brock, lead singer of Modest Mouse, looks like you're having a little trouble making breakfast
Isaac Brock, lead singer of Modest Mouse: NO NO NOT EVEN IF SOBER / CAN'T GET THAT EGG TO TURN OVER
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let's hear it for ecumenism all my homies love ecumenism
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if there's one thing about taylor it's that she's gonna commit to the stunt while looking gay as hell
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The biggest crime tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow committed was making them go to roots and not get the iconic sweatpants
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The fact that "I'd rather have you, cursed or not" is a fucking Destiel quote is still haunting me. If you even care.
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