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bluescribble · 8 months

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JOHN : He's the kid who has lived the most "normal" life out of all the beta kids. I like to think he looks like a relatively average boy, and that his dad took good care of his son. I'm willing to bet Dadbert only bought him clothes that fit him well, so he nevers looks frumpy or whatever, but he doesn't look fancy. He isn't too thin or big, although maybe he has bit of baby chub here and there (he's still growing up :P) but overall he's healthy. I like to think he looks like a more masculine Jane Crocker, so he has Jake's features but looks softer ? you get what i mean. I also like to think he has thinner and straighter eyebrows, just to get that "innocent" hero look.

ROSE : To be quite honest I think people should point out how similar she's to Dirk sometimes. Like, I think she inherited his"vanity" to keep up appearances, esp about his hair. I like to imagine she keeps extra care of it, but doesn't quite know how to. I doubt she'd ask her mom how to do it, so her bangs become all dry and stringy in an attempt to have them pefect. I gave her lots of volume cuz I think it makes her look dramatic tbh. She looks masculine in the sense that I think she might have a little more muscle definition than Dave. I'm not talking body builder but like, you know how some people look a bit toned without doing anything ? That's that. Her face is more angled, her eyebrows are a little more filled in (like alpha Strider) but her sprite still shows she kept those enigmatic Lalonde eyes. Though I'd still like an aloof Rose Lalonde lol. She looks healthy enough, but not as she should be I think. Also she looks like an octopus.

DAVE : Same thing, I prefer to compare him to Roxy. Out of all the betas in my head he looks very soft. I don't personally draw his hair all rough like John's, for him it's more soft strokes and the like, to give the same impression as Roxy's little twirl thingy in her hair. His eyebrows are a little rounded too, not straight like Egbert's but definitely less harsh. As seen by Hussie's sketch of the Striders without glasses, he has big ol' eyes. So I'd imagine he has a more sultry shape than Rose. He's got a bit of a baby face. He's very skinny though, since Bro doesn't feed him properly. Physical activity + no food = bad tbh.

JADE : In terms of looks, she looks so bubbly. I haven't drawn all the alphas yet but I think she'd have Jake's "wonder" aura or wtv and Jane's big lashes, which gives her large anime eyes haha. She just has so much energy and wit. I tried to make her face look like Jane but with Jake's more "masculine" face shape, as in square. English just gave the "slightly square face shape" gene to his ecto-family lmao. So I tried to round the edges of her face abit, but it distinctly looks a little square. She probably has straight-ish eyebrows, but with a stern look overall ? Jane's skepticism about stuff comes to mind with that. Also I wanted to give the effect that if you shortened her hair she'd look like Jane and Jake at the same time (I haven't drawn the alphas ik but shh). She's probably healthy enough, I mean she has all the veggies and game she needs on her islands, and gadjets and whatnot. She might look the most normal with John, but her upbringing is left to be desired :(

i don't believe in artstyles personally, but that's what comes to mind usually

#vehomestuck #beta kids #john egbert #rose lalonde #dave strider #jade harley #how id draw them kids

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swagship-sideblog · 1 year

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The main things I enjoy at the moment are: Ed Edd & Eddy, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Ojamajo Doremi, Mob Psycho 100, Homestuck, and whatever other shit i'm into at the moment

Read more below to see my fav ships & characters!

Current Waifus:

Senoo Aiko - my baby, my one and only, I love her so much........... I relate to her on so many levels and just love her alot... I actually have 2 different narratives in my head for this one, one where my self insert is a cute lil catboy who gets sent to her universe, and one where she magically shows up in mine. I could talk about her for hours but all you need to know is that she's my sweetheart of the whole world and I love her <333

Double Dee - i would do. so many things. i shant say...

Ships I like:

Anything ed edd & eddy - any combination of the characters works for me. I love all of them so much

MobRei - been a fan of this one for years, always been there for me and I quite enjoy it [ageswap AU is my fav <33]. Many of the fics I read of them are very cathartic to me, so these 2 hold a special place in my heart

RitMob - also love this one, it's very very cute, was there for me when I was stuck hanging out with antis but my love for mob could never be fully repressed <3

Rickorty - this one's so fucked up but my brain loves it lmao... the first time I read a fic of them I got suuuuper guilty about it the next day, but unfortunately I find guilt pretty hot so this one latched onto my brain like a virus, huge fan

Stridercest - pretty much all forms of it are right up my alley. Don't post about it as much currently but it's an absolute longtime CLASSIC and I love it. Most recently was on an alpha stridercest kick because I love dom shotas and watching Dave fight for his life

Kris x Spamton - I absolutely love the themes being developed in deltarune so far, and I feel like these 2 characters and their interactions explore the themes relating to control and freedom very beautifully... both Kris and Spamton are characters whose struggles I can relate to easily/empathize with, so some of the fics I read of them can be very cathartic and comforting... alot of complex emotions arise from this ship, and I really love it. its also really hot lol.

SaiGenos - oh man.... cyborgs...... I read a fic where some of Genos' wires get fucked up and he needs Saitama to plug them back in cuz hes basically immobile until they get fixed... and OUGH it's really hot..... I read alot more im addition to this, but this one was REALLY good

Scratch x Molly: I enjoy a veeery specific wholesome flavor of this ship, but not many people draw it the way I like (last I checked), so any fellow shippers feel free to say hi lol

Style (south park) - this one is an ABSOLUTE classic, a childhood favorite of mine, and im glad to say it lives on in my heart after all these years <3

Kyman (just a little) - I can have a little kyman... as a treat :3

And many others......

Other Waifus (for historical purposes):

Bloo: jeeeze louise he's so cute. He's such a little brat I just wanna pick him up and shake him around <3 bloo crying 10 minute compilation on loop

Dirk Strider - had a big phase of liking him lol. He's really cute <3

Eddy - I need to put him in a dress and make him cry tears of pleasure

Eric Cartman - I have a thing for little chubby boys in drag btw

Brobot - yes, the battle robot dirk made in his image. It's hot. I like to imagine giving it a personality <33

Mob - unfortunately I was hanging out with antis during my original Mob Psycho phase, so I didn't really accept my love for him & he didn't register in my brain like that... but I still had dreams of cuddling with him and fantasized of being able to meet him and comfort him (and got really high an pretended to cuddle with him using my cat lol), so I believe he still counts

Reigen. - I had a pretty substantial reigen obsession during my first mp100 phase, I have a 125 image porn collection of him from back them lmfao. He's pretty alright

Hal 9000 (2001 a Space Odyssey) - I fucking love hal

Karkat Vantas - excuse my french but I need his transboy tentacle cock in my mouth he is very cute

Mituna Captor - Mituna.......... yippee!!!

Dave Strider - he's every transmascs favorite character of course I like him... tried writing a self insert kissing practice gone wrong fanfic but I couldn't get his dialogue right so I gave up lol

Charles Calvin (Henry Stickmin) - now I know this one's pretty out of place compared to the rest but uh... yeah he was probably my BIGGEST obsession with a fictional character... like it was detrimental at some points lol. But man I really wanted to fuck this stick figure X] I actually created a Google drive folder with about 230 pictures of Henry stickmin porn, even including a document with all the sources I could find lol. If you recognize me from this information, no you don't

Genos (OPM) - god I was reeeeaaally into him when I was watching one punch man and I LOVED him. I still love him just focused on other characters atm <3

And probably some others

Other fav characters

Hunter (TOH) - bro he's just like me fr fr... quite love him and want to see him happy

Scratch (tgamm) - DUDE he's so silly funny, so goofy silly..... these so underrated and ppl need to appreciate him more >:3

Kyle (SP) - mannnn Kyle is pretty cute, some of these south park characters are nearing the waifu tier, it's going to be very silly goofy

Kenny (SP) - dude kenny is one of my classic childhood crushes, shoutout kenny lol

Spongebob (Squarepants) - another one of my childhood crushes, youll see me occasionally post about him too lol.

+ plenty others lol

#proship please interact #profic

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simmonsized · 2 years

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Bro strider totally fucking sucks and that’s the fun part of making hcs and analyzing him. Thanks again for answering that.

I will look forward to seeing that development over the course of the story!

Okay, here’s the question we’ve all been waiting for…..

Is Bro Strider…. attractive?

NO BUT LIKE HERE A SERIOUS QUESTION:

How did your interest in Bro Strider grow? I can tell you’ve been around with Homestuck for a long time.

I’m gonna be asking a lot about Bro strider if that wasn’t obvious already because I ended up getting interested in him (along with the other guardians) once the alpha kids were introduced. People also kept drawing him attractive and my poor self can’t handle that. I am only but a human being.

THHSLFKJS:ELIFJES:OI O:IJFESOI this is so fucking funny to me i'm sorry thank you for asking i'm just laughing so hard

because like

he shouldn't be right bro should not be attractive he looks ridiculous he is just a little guy BUT the fandom just decided actually this guy must be sexy and that was the end of it! i feel like when i was younger i was probably like ya that guy is hot or whatever lol but now it's evolved to, "this man is so tired all the time also his nose is crooked because it was broken when he was a teenager and aLSO he has never slept ever in his life" so. insomuch as a scraggled up dumpster raccoon can be attractive, i'd say he is! i can only draw him one way lol so i think i'm stuck with my headcanons and just. whatever shame that brings on me

"I can tell you've been around with homestuck for a long time" is certainly true! i feel like it's come up more lately but yes i have been here since spring 2011 basically! i've been trapped here for 11 years......... help

BUT honestly it went from passing interest in like, the concept of the dude everyone was drawing, to a more concrete person, once dirk was introduced, and then i left the fandom for awhile, came back, read all of dirk and dave's huge heart to heart, and then became basically a rabid animal who couldn't stop thinking about bro strider!!

i read like, all the gen fics in the bro tag but it simply was not enough, and then when i finally sat down and started writing rng, bro just kind of. decided he had to be a part of it lol! there wasn't really supposed to be a perspective shift ever but the second it happened i was just like. wow i really like being in this guy's head????

honestly just the concept of dirk in general really gets me i think he's such a funny little guy, and awful, and if i'm being genuine, i bet i connected with him on a certain level in 2016, when i got back into homestuck, and that led me to like, the question dave asks in the comic which is like "who knows what life would have been like if we hadn't had the puppet hanging overhead" and then i was like yeah.... maN what would a dirk be like who was like, influenced by an outside force, and how do you reconcile the concept of a genuinely bad upbringing with someone who you still love and who is still a real person and is that person capable of change??? and like, what does a lack of control mean for A Dirk Strider???

and then, post canon, my thesis is, always, "Who is Bro Strider without a purpose?" and that's really my driving force behind exploring him c:

i always joke with my friends, "we do not apologize for bro strider, but we do strive to understand him as a dirk" and i stand by that!

yeah c:

#lol he has become my favorite character i have no idea how please release me #i guess it's too late! but i'm pretty happy heh

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oni-tengu · 2 years

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okay this idea kicked my ass and i wanted to do all 12 beta trolls but i got this far and i was DONEEE. anyway.

kind of an excuse to draw them how i'd style them, kind of got away from me when i started to fantasize an AU for them lol. basically how it'd be if i made a homestuck earth C spinoff /MSPFA

info about the AU below (gamzee w scars at the bottom)

this is very self indulgent so read at ur own risk hahah

its all the kids, calliope, beta trolls and dancestors n its one of those "what if trolls lived on earth from the beginning" things so not TECHNICALLY earth c but maybe it is??

the trolls as a species migrated to earth before the beta trolls were "born" and a lot of their history got muddled so theyre not really 100% aware that they have any ties to the ancestors EX) signless. theyre still relatively new to earth though so its still in the age where theyre trying to integrate humans and trolls together in society n humans dont know much about trolls and their culture etc

overall it parallels canon but i get to choose the ships and everyone's alive (: dancestors n beta trolls live with their respective "relative" and the beta trolls' lusii. the larger and more dangerous lusus, like vriska's spider-mom is a tarantula sized lusus, feferi's is able to fit in a 20 gallon tank, and gamzee's is more like...human sized. ETC.

the humans have altered relationships to each other, and their parents aren't ecto-clones or whatever the fuck but just. people. parents. bro sucks n dave goes to live with dirk n his dad at 12 y/o. some are half-siblings, some are cousins, some are step-siblings, etc.

calliope i haven't totally figured out, except that she's the dominant sibling and caliborn is just in the back of her head but she doesn't let him come out. also callie and roxy r dating <3 (:

my bias is toward karkat and the alphas basically, so i mostly focused on them but my style is ALSO very slice-of-life so everyone gets a little drama (: there's some dave + karkat and karkat + gamzee drama 4 sure mhmm

beta humans and trolls are 3 years younger than alphas, alphas are three years younger than dancestors. so when john is 13, jane is 16, and dancestors are 19.

they also have awareness of SBURB/SGRUB and have dream selves. literally i just wanted derse and prospit lol but if i had to make logic for it, maybe its just that this IS earth C and the reason the trolls left alternia was bc SGRUB blew it up. i dont know. dont look at me im doing my best.

thats all i wanna share thanks for coming to ted talk

here's gamzee with scars just bc this was an alternate i made i guess

#oni art #homestuck #fanart #alpha kids #beta kids #calliope #karkat vantas #gamzee makara #dave strider #john egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley #dirk strider #jane crocker #roxy lalonde #jake english

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rose-against-dersecest · 6 years

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Dersecest ppl make me feel iffy abt liking the alpha guardians bc I think they're an interesting concept, like. The beta kids as adults? As revolutionaries and fighters on Earth who never play Sburb and more mirror the fandom's perception of the kids than the actual characterization? It's interesting, but everyone who talks abt them is just someone who wants Alpha Rose & Alpha Dave to fuck so :/

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXACTLY!!!!! like you have to be afraid of drawing or even talking about alpha rose and dave because dersecests will find ur post and reblog it to their sideblogs along with artwork of them fucking soooooo . lol

and god i wish we got more of the alpha guardians. ur absolutely right. the little scraps that dirk gave us did were such tiny pieces of information, and i still have so many questions.... the first of them being, of course, WHY GRANDPA HARLEY WAS IN THE MEDIUM????????? WHY DID JOHN SEE HIM ALIVE ONCE, AND THEN NEVER AGAIN IT’S BROUGHT UP???? fucking hussie

#rose answers #also hussie i will postpone my deep web hitman order on you for ten years if you just. took the time #to edit out all of the usages of the word r*tard in the comic #to literally any other words. please #Anonymous

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homeshippinglikeapro · 6 months

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First of all for having Meulin as chubby in headcanons that is so very true she just is I love her And more characters if you want to do even more since now I know that you know Hetalia as well as Homestuck So first HS grouping: Dualscar, Doc Stratch, Mindfang, Alpha Rose, Alpha Dave, and Davepeta

Now APH: Austria, Seychelles, Russia, and 2P!England

Babe you're so kind I will die for you at this point

Anyways, while I'm having a solkat brainrot, mixed with chubby Meulin visions and while doing my homeworks, here's the Who Hot thingy:

I KNOW people interpret him completely differently from me, but, to me, he's just Cronus-with-bitches. Would I ever fuck Cronus!? Yes, of course, but I still have standards! (←This is me in denial)

Doc scratch and Mindfang: already did :3

My woman punched nazis in the face *moans*

My man punched nazis AND did movies *double moans*

Definitely would be my friend, other than that? I don't think so. They're cool, they're funny, but I don't think about them enough lol.

Why does he have a stick up his butt?(I'm REALLY hoping this figure of speech exists in eglish too; otherwise, it would make this sentence x100 funnier) He's too strict, very unsexy of him.

Have you even SEEN HER!? Definitely friends. Something else? I'm not sure. I'd pass a lot of times with her anyways.

So like... I DID have a big crush on him when I was younger. I'm traumatized by my father finding all my old drawings of him and asking me "who's this?" and I was SWEATING!

Would I let him fuck me? No, I like life, I prefer staying alive, thank you. Would I date him without touching too much cuz I'm fragile and I like my bones when they're intact? Yes, absolutely.

We like crazy men in this house.

#ask game #how hot is that character game #mod pro

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