#i shan’t speak..

[girlsdads]

so he’s flexible 😳🫢

#max verstappen #i shan’t speak.. #how the thought of watching one 5 minute yt video is keeping me from having a FULL breakdown at work today 🫡 #expect gifs later 🤪 #*op

[flowercrowngods]

thinking thoughts™️ again about another fic that’s way too real, and pictured eddie giving steve that understanding smile, saying , “yeah, changing the world gets a little old, doesn’t it, when the cost is your sanity.”

and steve mirrors him with a slight nod, “and when you realise you just wanna live your own life, not change everyone else’s. i feel like people shouldn’t need to take this long to realise that.”

“it’s the system, steve-o.” eddie fishes a cigarette from the pack, offering one to steve, who shakes his head with a polite smile. “people living their lives. what a rebellious thing to ask.”

steve watches him for a second, and it’s like he’s piecing together some kind of picture around him. eddie lets him; somehow he trusts steve not to get it all wrong. “you going to rehab to stick it to the man, hm?”

eddie takes a long drag of his cigarette, his eyes far away as he lets the smoke fall from his lips. “no. ‘m going to rehab because it took me too long to realise that i just wanna live my life. and because i think… because i think i’m actually ready. sounds so dumb, doesn’t it?”

“nah.” and steve sounds like he means it. eddie gets the feeling that he does. steve strikes him as someone who’s too genuine for his own good. maybe that’s his own way to keep changing the world even without that job. “sounds like you actually know what you’re talking about. that’s a good quality, you know? to get better. wanting to get better. for no one but yourself.”

“now you’re the one who sounds like he knows what he’s talking about.”

steve huffs and stuffs his hands into his pocket. “nah, man. i’m just the homeless guy who’s hot for your apartment and wants you out of the house asap so i can start my life. with your cat.”

eddie laughs as he snuffs out the cigarette beneath his boot. the keys dangle in his hand as he holds them out to steve, who looks at him, surprised.

“well, she’s yours, then.”

#i shan’t speak about this any more bc i gotta do a social experiment of actually finishing a fic before posting it 🤡 #and also it won’t even go that hard. but also might turn into the realest thing i’ll have ever written so maybe idk #steddie #steddie fic #she’s been in my head all day i need to research my thesis but i’m thinking about these two and the realities of them and ugh #someone save me from ANOTHER wip

[tyresdeg]

#messy #I shan’t speak

[thegreatcaptainusopp]

This panel is just so funny to me…Zoro asking Usopp to be on his side in telling him he won the challenge against Sanji

#the wording out of context…I shan’t say it #anyway it IS very funny #Zoro’s like hey Usopp ITS ME RIGHT?? #and Usopp just going ‘I don’t care’ LMAOO #one piece #op #usopp #roronoa zoro #Sanji #speaks

[heartbreakfeelsogood]

patrick at the 2023 iheartradio music festival [source]

#fall out boy #patrick stump #i shan’t speak… i’m literally shaking #fob #patrick #smfs era

[moonshynecybin]

Release bezz from the torture chamber. He deserves a kiss from cele. Just a peck though, because I also like to see him suffer.

EYE think that someone hangs mistletoe at the ranch as a joke on xmas and bezz takes turns doing big theatrical gay chicken smooches with everybody (it’s not gay to kiss the homies —marco bezzecchi) EXCEPT he won’t kiss celestino (TOO real. it IS gay to kiss the guy you want to be your girlfriend) and then he gets razzed about it until cele ends having to take some initiative and shyly smooches him on the cheek. and like. their faces get close together and bezz can feel celin’s breath on his cheek and his big hand curled into the fabric of his hoodie and braced on his shoulder and his lips catch on bezz’s stubble when he pulls away… anyway he thinks about it every day for a month

#i shan’t release him from the torture chamber it’s where he thrives #callie speaks #motogp #both are blushing FURIOUSLY #cele gets that sweet mildly embarrassed but still delighted face he gets when people rib him #bezz nonverbal. tries to play it off after five full minutes. fails. #asks #bezz/cele

[they-bite]

my impulsively-shared hot take for the night is that suspiria (2018) is leagues better than the original

#they speak #suspiria 2018 #horror #i shan’t elaborate #(or shall i)

[stealingyourbones]

It’s wild that a metal concert I went to the other day hurt less to listen to than being at the Eras Tour. The Eras Tour was so loud my ears hurt for three days afterwards. I haven’t had any issues from the metal concert.

#the bass was crazy deep it was so fun #i shan’t say who I saw because doxing isn’t what I want to do #bones speaks

[foursaints]

hello saints beloved what is one thing abt urself that does not fit the vibe / perception of urself u put forth … for the sleepover … mine is that my favorite movie is unironically the sonic the hedgehog movies

ives my precious silver thimble … i know we’re on the same wavelength because my answer would be that MY favorite movie is unironically blockbuster masterpiece pacific rim 2013 …

i like to picture us wearing, like, berets & smoking cigarillos & drinking vermouth at a beatnik slam poetry drum circle but we’re watching Sonic on our iphones

#everything else about me in my entire life is Painfully On Brand however #pacrim jaeger pilots would actually sincerely make the greatest jegulus au of all time but i shan’t SPEAK of it #or i’ll forget how to stop . #a #sleepover tag

[ariesbilly]

Oh my god my heart hurts 🥵

#dacre montgomery #I’m gonna bite his tummy…. #i shan’t speak the rest

[contrappostoes]

as usual the sculpture of mars has me acting unwise

#was no one going to tell me you can get that close to sculptures at the vatican #like close enough to feel the coldness coming off the stone #i shan’t speak further on holy land but 🥴 #sculpture #art

[tyresdeg]

alexander rossi x tag heuer

#i shan’t speak #ain’t nobody looking at that damn bangle #alexander rossi #indycar #indy 500 2024 #*

[redtailfins]

johnny cage is literally everything you could want in a pathetic guy character. he’s an a-list celebrity on his way to becoming washed up. in the old timeline he’s ambiguously divorced from an unknown ex wife and married(?) to a bad bitch named sonya BLADE. if my girl’s last name was blade i would change my last name so fast. in the new timeline he is loudly onscreen divorced in like the fourth cutscene and then starts a homoerotic relationship with a guy who broke into his house to reclaim an ancestral sword johnny bought for 3 million dollars. god takes him to train with monks and he doesn’t even make the tournament. when said guy gets blinded saving johnny’s life he uses a piece of his armour as a makeshift blindfold, leads him around like a guide dog, and gives back his ancestral sword while the yaoi leitmotif plays. he starts making psyop movies to get people used to the idea that other dimensions exist and credits god in all of them. all his fight intros involve him flipping the bird. one of his intro lines to kenshi is a silence of the lambs reference. he has an ass the size of two planets. his real name is john carlton

#mk #redtailfins originals #he’s even bisexual (delusional) #sorry he’s just the worst guy I know I can’t stop thinking about his pathetic ass #he’s also extremely alpha timeline dave coded but we shan’t speak on that #he also has an extremely horrid tattoo in the old timeline #he’s also always on his damn phone in mk1! extreme screenager!!! #the ? is because idk enough mk lore to say if he and Sonya are married married #my partner got into mk so obviously the only reasonable response was to watch four hours of mk1 2023 cutscenes #and now I am insane #kenshi takahashi IS my babygirl and I’m chewing on johnny cage like a dog toy rn

[theloveinc]

you know what’s fucked up? I went to the original cake boss bakery on the one day everyone from the show was out bc of a fucking funeral

#and then there was an episode abt the funeral and I was like #THAY WAS LITERALLY THE DAY I WAS THERE #and I know this bc like people were talking abt it in line #or at least my mom said so (I was like. idek. 8?9?) #anyway it was that guy Sal/saul #I’m so mad I could’ve seen the ladies be cashiers :( #uhhhhhhhhh what else was I gonna say? #dunno. I have dates to prove it too tbh #will forever make me mad whenever cake boss comes up #LMFAO CAKE BOSS AU THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY #I shan’t #I have a student conference to speak at tomorrow #caitie blabs

[wayvtual]

kun omg

#my rawr xd boyfrienddddd 🖤 #the see through shirt i shan’t even speak.. #.txt

[pictures-of-abuserwilbur]

#1350

#his arms..no…..I Shan’t speak #wilbur soot #mcyt