#i send you random asks

[cobaltsoulsearcher]

Pick any superpower you want to have but I choose the side effects /@i-send-you-random-asks

Ooooooooh!

Id like to be able to turn people’s empathy on and off at will

#thanks for the ask #I send you random asks #what’s my side effect? #excited

[the-typing-dragon]

Explain your profile picture. Now./@i-send-you-random-asks

Oh hell yes. Ok so this profile picture is a little dragon oc that i have, and has gone through many different iterations, and actually started from an older blog that i had called the-typing-dragon! Back then he(yes he) was just a lil guy with an instrument. As my presence on here slowly shifted i rebranded to the-typing-dragon, and so the first iteration of my dragon at her(her now) keyboard and desk. This was also around the time i started maintaining the up-to-date pride flag in the corner. Now its kind of important that during this whole thing i didn't really treat the dragon as representing me, it more was just a tangentially growing entity. Eventually i gave her a bit of an update to the pfp, increasing the pixel count and tweaking some things, and that's mostly the picture you see now! Ive now personally shifted to identifying as a robot, but the dragon is cute so she stays.

#the answering dragon #i send you random asks

[dragonhoardsfriends]

Yellow dog hungry. Give me food (attach a picture of the food or else it won't count) /@i-send-you-random-asks

i just woke up so here’s a random photo of beef i found online 👍 :3

#dragon blabber #i send you random asks #ask

[fantastic-nonsense]

#god: rosalynn you've lived such a long and wonderful life #what would you like me to send to your beloved husband to let him know you're being taken care of? a bird? a rainbow? a random sunbeam? #rosalynn: kill henry kissinger. he'll know I asked. :)))) #jimmy carter #rosalynn carter #henry kissinger #us politics #world politics

[hanging-with-the-gnomies]

Tell me about a fictional character you absolutely despise BUT you must find at least one good thing about them. If you fail to do that - you lose /@i-send-you-random-asks

uhhh i dont really have any :/ sorry barb

#asks #i send you random asks #barbthebuilder #fictional characters

[dave-strider-is-my-bf]

Tell me about a fictional character you absolutely despise BUT you must find at least one good thing about them. If you fail to do that - you lose /@i-send-you-random-asks

ok i've been putting off answering these for a bit but i have to say equius from homestuck.

he's classist. he sucks up to authority. he made a robot to house his dead friend's ghost and programmed it to love him unconditionally (even though she has a boyfriend). probably a lot more stuff that i've forgotten about.

but.

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*

look up his pesterquest sprites and you'll know what i mean.

#hs #nvim post.ask #i send you random asks

[inkskinned]

it is all chaos and entropy. the thing is that the chaos and entropy make it beautiful and lovely.

yes, it's true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is terrifying. i have lived through some of the unfairness - i got born like this, with my body caving into itself, with this ironic love of dance when i sometimes can't stand up for longer than 15 minutes. i am a poet with hands that are slowly shutting down - i can't hold a pen some days. recently i found a dead bird on our front porch. she had no visible injuries. she had just died, the way things die sometimes.

it is also true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is wonderful. the sheer happenstance that makes rain turn into a rainbow. the impossible coincidence of finding your best friend. i have made so many mistakes and i have let myself down and i have harmed other people by accident. nature moves anyway. on the worst day of my life she delivers me an orange juice sunset, as if she is saying try again tomorrow.

how vast and unknowing the universe! how small we are! isn't that lovely. the universe has given us flowers and harp strings and the shape of clouds. how massive our lives are in comparison to a grasshopper. the world so bright, still undiscovered. even after 30 years of being on this earth, i learned about a new type of animal today: the dhole.

chance echoing in my life like a harmony between two people talking. do you think you and i, living in different worlds but connected through the internet - do you think we've ever seen the same butterfly? they migrate thousands of miles. it's possible, right?

how beautiful the ways we fill the vastness of space. i love that when large amounts of people are applauding in a room, they all start clapping at the same time. i love that the ocean reminds us of our mother's heartbeat. i love that out of all the colors, chlorophyll chose green. i love the coincidences. i love the places where science says i don't know, but it just happens.

"the universe doesn't care about you!" oh, i know. that's okay. i care about the universe. i will put my big stupid heart out into it and watch the universe feast on it. it is not painful. it is strange - the more love you pour into the unfeeling world, the more it feels the world loves you in return. i know it's confirmation bias. i think i'm okay if my proof of kindness is just my own body and my own spirit.

i buried the bird from our porch deep in the woods. that same day, an old friend reaches out to me and says i miss you. wherever you go, no matter how bad it gets - you try to do good.

#writeblr #warm up #i can't write rn but i have SO much words in here bc im reading the chorus of dragons books #(just started book 4) #and this woman's writing is just LIVING in my brain. let me out!!! #(i read roughly like 2-4 books a week usually bc i go on long walks with my dog but when a book is REALLY good like. it eats my life. ) #anyway ...... so like here's a story that idk i've tried to explain to other people as being wild #but maybe im the only one who thinks it is wild??? #so i play pokemon go (i just started in jan) bc i love pokemon and as i have mentioned i walk goblin for like an hour in the morning #and i don't like a lot of fitness trackers due to the fact it makes me .sad. but i also wanted the little digital rewards. enter pokemon go #anyway so they make you make friends to complete quests. so i used a reddit thread. i do not usually use reddit. i don't have an acct #i lurked. i just googled like ''pokemon go reddit '' and randomly added a bunch of numbers #i was on that page for all of 15 minutes. there are THOUSANDS of responses on that page. #here's what's wild: in that group of people. even though i am not on reddit and it was one random event once #it turns out one of those people lives in the town i live in. or at least very close. i only know this because #when we send each other gifts. it's from the same freaking area. #i can't ask them to meet up bc pokemon go doesn't have a messaging app lol but like . what are the fucking chances that #a random person posts in a random reddit thread and HAPPENS to get added by someone ELSE from their SAME TOWN #who by pure fucking CHANCE is ALSO playing pokemon go and looking for friends #i googled it there's only 42000 people in my broad region. the .......... smallness ! of the world!!!

[forestshadow-wolf]

Quick! Quick! everyone think about wing au and uncanny valley

this has nothing to do with the other wing au post

imagine Ghost lost his wings at some point in life. he lost one before he even joined the military, he'd gotten bitten by one of the snakes his father made him kiss, and he lost his wing to the venom. he was extremely extremely lucky to have not lost his life, but the anti-venom was too late to save all of him.

he is quickly seen as even more of an outcast after that.

then he joined the military, most people find it weird to see a man with only one wing, but they find it creepy to look at a man with no wings. he knows from experience, of trying to hide his one remaining wing.

then Roba happened, and his last wing was stolen. taken from him like some sick trophy, as if his very sense of self wasn't enough for the sick bastard.

when he escapes and kills Roba he takes back his wing from where it'd been hung up like a piece of art, and burned it.

when The Ghost is born the lack of wings help feed into the creepy, non-human aura that the man seems to give off. he used to be called Ghost because of his ability to seemingly appear and disappear with near silent steps. not they call him The Ghost because looking at him makes you think you've met a demon.

think about soap who has a sister who's umbilical cord got wrapped around her throat during birth, and this affected the growth of here wings. they're severely underdeveloped, and atrophied, and are more often than not able to be hidden under a slightly oversized hoodie (one of his)

soap who isn't scared of Ghost when they meet. soap who sees Ghost's lack of wings, and wonders if he was born like that or if something happened. soap who treats Ghost like any other person. soap who offers to do things his sister appreciated him doing for her, so why not the ghost.

#please send me asks about this!!! #I so desperately want to share my random thoughts about this #wing au #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #soapghost #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #el rambles #you ever try to work on schoolwork and insted end up writing about gay men? #... yeah same #uncanny wings

[gomzdrawfr]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ Day 6

➳ Undead

cw: body horror, there's things growing out of zombie!Ghost

I see a lot of angst hc of zombie!Ghost rotting away, abandoned or something like that but all I can think of in my noggin is how zombie!Ghost can practically be a bed of NUTRIENTS for plants and mushrooms....maybe the parasitic ones

this was so incredibly rushed (i cant feel my hands) but this is something I will definitely tackle again in the near future :]

bonus:

psa: its probably not a good idea to eat mushroom that grows out of your zombie boyfriend, but hey im no doctor sooooooo-

#gummmyart #doodle #simon ghost riley #zombie ghost #simon ghost riley fanart #inktober #inktober2023 #okay but srsly dont eat random mushrooms growing out of a corpse #im pretty sure theres at least one of you out there that knows what kind of plants grow outta zombies #if so #dm me cuz i wanna know LMFAO #or send me an ask annonymously if youre shy #anyways #i need to pass tf out

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

umm so fun thing- an anon was mean again, but this one affected me more than normal for some reason, sooo I shall post less ✨personality✨ here bc pain, soooo pls follow @the-curators-bullshit for hhof personality. thank you and goodnight lol

#you can only get so many ‘just shut up and post legendary posts’ before it fucks with you oops #anyways I have that other blog #like that was the whole point of creating that blog anyway #but it doesn’t get enough regular interaction to be as fun #except people were like really nice on there today and aaaahhh #anyways yeah #ignore this lol #i’ll recover in like a week and probably go back to normal but still #but umm yeah I need to re-fill my hall of fame post queue anyway so maybe i’ll do that #it’ll be fine #also if people wanna send really random asks or scream into the void asks #I would like reallyyyyy like that bc that ask is at the top of my inbox and I don’t like looking at it but can’t delete it oops #so like I would love to bury it in scream asks lol #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit

[alpanmix]

What's the idea behind that death mark au? Tell me more pls?? 🥺🥺🥺

The barebones of it is just my desire to see Mashita being very cute towards Yashiki! I want him to nuzzle into his cheek and being very clingy!! But also not be in a relationship with each other just yet because pining Mashita is very cute! If anyone has any ideas to contribute please do because it really is just a lil' silly scenario in my head. Here is how I would think it happened:

Fox spirit was no longer around when Mashita came back. After setting the statue however, nothing else seemed to happen so they both retired for the night in their own rooms in the Kujou mansion. Except then in the morning this happens:

He's doing his best. (｡•́︿•̀｡)

#death mark #kazuo yashiki #satoru mashita #yashita #shibito magire #callias-w #Thank you for the ask! #if you've any ideas i welcome them please i am dying of thirst #i have two more random aus like this stemmed from my desire to see mashita pine in various ways it's very distressing how these two idiots #just came and took over my life this quickly please send help

[the-typing-dragon]

You died but Death gives you one last chance to return to the living. If you defeat her in a game, you live. The thing is - you decide what you're playing. What are you picking? /@i-send-you-random-asks

tic tac toe with me going first

#the answering dragon #i send you random asks

[cemeterything]

okay fine i'll read homestuck. whatever. i've cracked i can't take it anymore i need to fuck around and find out.

#🐉 #james reads homestuck #btw i know some people have legitimate objections to it so im fully prepared for that #and im not going to be an idiot and just try to ignore that and bury my head in the sand #but im curious as hell and even if some of it sucks i want to understand why #its such a compelling and beloved story to so many people #and hell i want to actually understand why some of it is Bad (for lack of a better word) #and not just take the word of random internet strangers as objective truth without further investigation #because thats the opposite of using my critical thinking skills #if you think reading media with some shitty stuff in it makes you a Bad Person just by exposure well idk why youre still following me anywa #but yea heres your warning that i will become aware of homestuck if thats something you cant stand #even though the likelihood of me blogging about it is slim #and if i do ill probably like. make a sideblog so people who really dont like it can avoid it. #MAN. okay. sorry for the disclaimer im just worried people are gonna think im an idiot or something and send me condescending asks #or assume the worst about me as a person #because. internet.

[doctorsiren]

little PSA:

I have zero obligations to answer any asks sent in. I have zero obligations to draw something for those asks. There are many that I want to draw things for, and there are many that I just might reply to.

I have around 950 asks in my inbox (i had around 850-ish just last week). This is great, this is cool! I love it when people interact and send in asks!

Yet feeling like I need to respond to all of them, or feeling like I need to do art for them is incredibly draining.

This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t send something in. Please do! I love to read it and I do read every single one!

I am a busy person. I have life, uni, and other work I need to do. So I don’t like feeling like I have an obligation to do something that I know, in reality, I don’t have an obligation to do. I’m not mad or anything. I just wanted to give a little heads up, seeing as my inbox is nearing 1000 unanswered asks. (This is, of course, since I made this blog in 2020)

I love you all and I love all the interactions because it does genuinely bring me joy and this blog and the people who interact are a big place of happiness to me through my days. I thank you for your support and interaction. Just know that I am a person with stuff I gotta do. You get it haha

#doctorsiren #not art #siren speaks #phoenix divorce anon (who is no longer an anon to me haha) just know that I will be drawing up your asks someday bc I’ve been meaning to #but seriously y’all I love it when I’m sent the most random stuff #please don’t stop sending things in #I really do thank you #I just get overwhelmed when im made to feel like I have to do something #just be courteous ^^ #and I think this should apply to any blogs anyone interacts with #just know that there’s real people running these blogs and that they have lives and stuff to do !

[hella1975]

hiiii haha. hello. exceptionally awkward introduction bc idrk how to start something like this so let's just jump right in. im taking a break from this account for a bit. i know i said i wanted taob out before halloween and currently im fine sticking with that deadline, but if i decide i need longer away then i will take longer away. every time ive reassured people that id never abandon a fic and updates will always come eventually i never once considered that my writing and ability to feel safe and comfortable on this site would be actively taken from me, so im not even going to apologise. i dont want this either and more importantly i dont fucking deserve it. i dont know what it is in the past year, if ive hit a certain amount of followers or 'popularity' that's made it so the natural ratio of positive to negative interactions must in turn go up, but there's been a serious uptick in weird asks for me. the annoying part is that a very small amount of them are actually objectively mean and hateful, the rest are just weird and invasive from people who seemingly dont realise that's what they're being. ive reached a point where i dont care if the intentions are good. it's not my job as a 20 year old tumblr user of all things to defend the morality of someone who couldnt even bother to come off anon. unfortunately, after blocking only one or two anons, the weird asks have decreased substantially, which says all you need to know about the fascinating and exhilarating lives led by these people, but ive also gone on to turn anon asks off entirely. this is something i actively fought against doing and had to be pushed into by my mutuals (who have been the coolest people on planet earth during this entire thing). turning off anon was a big deal to me even if it sounds silly. i felt betrayed and like id been backed into a corner because it was so vehmently something i DIDNT WANT that to feel like i had to do it anyway for my own mental health??? that sucks. so even though ive 'fixed' the problem, im still kind of reeling and uncomfortable every time i come on tumblr. i hope it's just something i need time to ease because i'll truly be devastated if this becomes 'ruined' for me. tumblr exists as the only place in the world where i am honestly every facet of myself without shame or hesitation; losing that would be insanely harmful to me. and to the people who cant appeal to the actual human behind the post, let me put that in words you can understand: we wouldn't get any more writing 😦😦😦 riots and fires and sirens, i know. so yeah. to anyone who has sent me an anon ask and you're now wondering if you were part of the problem, im firmly of the belief that you'll know if you are. when i say 'weird asks' i dont mean 'you sent me a para about your personal life just to vent or ask for advice' or 'you sent me a really deep emotional compliment about the impact me and/or my writing has had on you' - i love asks like that, so much that i put off taking a break and turning off anon solely for the joy they bring me. im sorry that it might feel like you're being punished too bc of the actions of what in reality is a HANDFUL of weird people, but this is what i feel like i have to do to feel safe and not go insane every time i log in. love you guys, hopefully ill see you soon x

#seriously another shout out to my mutuals #id particularly like to say thank you to boom who's always right there for me no matter what's happening or how insane im being #and also everyone in our little discord that wound up having to make a whole new channel for venting #bc i was there so often like 'today's weird ask isssss.... telling me about my cupsize!! rip them to shreds!!!' #hannah and theo especially being there and pushing me to finally turn off anon. war is truly over #and of course rori bc the shamelessness u show when hating on my anon asks has been genuinely really cathartic #sometimes u really do just need a rottweiler mutual to tell random people online to kill themselves 😭 #okay weird oscar acceptance speechcore gratitude over. i do just rlly love my mutuals #like i went three years not telling anyone about the worse side of internet popularity for fear of looking spoiled and ungrateful #so for the first time to open up about it and be met with outrage on my behalf and people saying in fact it's MORE fucked up #than i initially realised bc ive grown desensitised to it is. yeah cathartic i guess #they are singlehandedly reassuring me of the good this cursed app still holds #so everyone thank them and send them flowers NOW #okay im done i think. see you guys soon. i truly do want to come back asap bc like i said i NEVER EVEN WANTED TO FUCKING LEAVE #SOME ASSHOLES JUST HAD TO PUT GRENADES ON WHAT I ASSUMED WERE VERY UNIVERSAL AND OBVIOUS BOUNDARIES #if you're reading this like 'ohhh fuck i defo sent something invasive lately. i thought it was a joke/we were friends' #then 1) we arent friends if you're on anon. it immediately creates a power imbalance where you know me and any necessary context #but i have no idea who you are or how much you know about me. that's already a fucked dynamic #and 2) I HOPE YOU FEEL BAD. LIKE GENUINELY I HOPE YOU FEEL AWFUL AND HAVE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT YOURSELF #okay i think that's all. ta-ra lads??? how tf do u end something like this #ive queued this to reblog a couple more times throughout the day

[youhalfwit]

You do realize that sonadow is a pro ship shadow is older than sonic tf is wrong with you

So funny that people are still going with this bullshit rhetoric. Shadow was frozen for 50 years, he didn’t age mentally or physically during that time, him and sonic are roughly the same age in SA2. He is also ageless. I don’t think that Ian Flynn would have made a podcast episode about if sonadow was canon if it was a problematic ship.

#you should send me an ask without being anonymous so I can block your ass 🥰 #just say you don’t like the ship #don’t make up some random ass argument to start shit with people who ship them #sonic #not art #witty rambles #ask