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sublimetragedychopshop · 1 year

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TW: self-deprecating??, harrassment, stalker, yandere struggles, (I think that’s it?)

I can’t imagine the hell that it would be of having a yandere that is 100x out of your league. Like just imagine being a normal ass joe, nothing going on in life, no big group of friends, no exciting qualities, nothing to offer ANYONE. And here comes this god like figure- waltzing or barging into your shameful life and going “I am entranced by you, so deeply and utterly enraptured that you haunt every aspect of my existence. I have killed and maimed for you… allowing me to be yours is the only thing I wish for. The only thing I desire. Please, please just allow me to bask in your presence for the rest of my life..”

I’m getting mad just thinking about it, like how would someone even respond to that!? They let themselves into your shitty apartment (with a spare key they finessed from your landlord) they have the GALL to sit on your bed after being caught shamelessly snuggling under the covers, all model like?? Telling them that you’ll call the cops so that they leave but knowing in your heart that the police would arrest YOU before they accuse someone as godly as THEM! of course this doesn’t faze them. Though the sadness on their face is evident. Somehow you get them to leave and think that will be it for forever…

Until now you can see them clearly, everywhere you go. If you go to a coffee shop they’ll arrive 2 minutes after you and just sit across from you as long as your there. Your best bet is ignoring them because if you tell a worker of this person “harassing” you then you’ll just get a “really bitch??” Look and told to not disturb THEM! They even walk right next to you on the sidewalk, other people simply stopping to stare at their beauty and aura while you just grit your teeth and try to walk faster. Some brave ones stop them to ask for their number or if their single, only for them to wrap an arm around your own and tell them that their dating you. They are OBVIOUSLY with YOU. So why the FUCK is this trash asking dumb questions?? It gives you second hand embarrassment and your self esteem goes in the shitter when others just give that disbelief look and reluctantly leave it at that. If you try and buy anything they will just whip out their black card and pay for it instead nor matter your protests. If you say something like “hey don’t spend money! I can buy my own things!” They look you straight in the face with zero hesitation and just go “I know you can, but I want to spend money on you. All my money is YOURS. You are still using YOUR money.” Bro at this point I’ll make them take me to the Gucci store or sum.

Someone that is the EPITOME of peak human desire. An irresistible face and body, black cards in their pockets, mansions, sports cars, high paying job and famous people for “friends”. They are what hustle culture people DREAM to be, so why would they be interested in you? Why do they act like you’re the one doing THEM a favor by just existing? Why do they look at you so lovingly when masses stare at them with the same look? Why get so jealous and overprotective when you show basic human decency to others? As if you were some Hot shot movie star!

And the worst part is, when they do creepy gross stalker shit it doesn’t even seem like they are the one being weird. If you bother entertaining them at a cafe and leave for the bathroom, you’ll most likely come back to them with your used spoon in they mouth.

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Btw no one is how I portray reader in this lil scenario. EVERYONE is exceptional and wonderful and beautiful In their own way! Just cuz u can’t see doesn’t mean others don’t either. This was more of something I wrote when I was going through it.

#yandere #yandere x you #yandere shitpost #yandere imagine #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere ramblings #yandere scenarios #yandere x willing reader #yande.re #should I start leaving TW’s for my writing BS??#this is more of a lil Drabble?

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scorpius-major · 1 year

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#and they were roommates

Ft: Tighnari, ayato, scaramouche, and gn!reader

Modern Au!

In which they are your roommate and hijinks ensue gn!reader but like hints to perfume and “girly” things ig. Also mentions of a concussion and the reader getting whacked with a chair.

Tighnari

The plant mom roommate

Tighnari is THE plant roommate. Everywhere you look there’s just a potted plant. You’ll see the most exotic plants too. AND HES SO CALM ABOUT IT. like he keeps his one endangered plant in the house and you’re just like “isnt that endangered?” He pauses, mumbles “yes” and leaves the room. He takes hella good care of them tho. Nari ALWAYS uses fresh herbs and spices when he cooks. He saw store bought spices in the cabinet and literally threw them OUT THE WINDOW. Rachel Ray who? Bro got a mortar and pestle and cracks fresh pepper. But the apartment always be smelling HEAVENLY. All that basil and mint be workin wonders for air. HES SO NEAT TOO. like bro is always tidying up when he has free time. He’s also very passive when it comes to you cleaning. “Hmmm when’s the last time you tidied your room?” Nari also helps you with with anything! Work projects or uni work he’s down to do anything with you. Even if you’re not in a relationship, he’s very domestic and cuddly! Whenever you both have free time expect late nights in and movie nights! But he’s a great roommate 9/10

Ayato

The “you’re rich why the hell do you need a roommate” roommate

There’s legit no reason why this man needs a roommate. He’s rich. Sometimes you secretly think it’s because he’s a little lonely, but he always denies it. Sometimes you don’t see him around the house. Oh yeah and it’s supposed to be an “apartment” but it’s the size of a middle class townhome. He’ll always say he’s going to “clean the apartment” SIR THAT HOUSE IS PROBABY WORTH MORE THAN MY LIFE. But the house is fr ALWAYS tidy. He will not allow the house to be messy at ALL. Unlike Nari, ayato is not passive at all. He will legit just say “go clean your room now”. Like he’s your mom. And you clean it, because he’s lowkey scary. Not even to mention the fact that the entire house is decked out with designer furniture. Gucci throw pillows, and blankets that probably costs an entire college tuition. But he always spoils you! Looked at a perfume for more than two seconds? Bam it’s on your bed the next morning. Said how you were gonna buy a watch? Well now you have a Rolex. Ayato is another one who likes to cook, but he just doesn’t have much time for it. Although whenever you eat out expect high end restaurants. He says “dw, just dress casually” AND HE SHOWS UP IN A SUIT. so you’re just sitting there in like the most upscale establishment in jeans and a tshirt. Another great roommate 8.5/10

Scaramouche

the “wait I have a roommate?” roommate

Honestly neither one of y’all knew the other existed. For like the first 6 months you thought you were living alone. He did too. It wasnt until he caught you making pudding in the kitchen at 3am. It was a pretty awkward situation tbh. Like imagine your minding your own damn business in the kitchen whippin up some delicious ass pudding and this random 5’3 dude comes downstairs. Tbh I’d panic too. Y’all fr never met before. The landlord was like pretty brief and said “oh yeah btw you have a roommate” and legit that was it. So you’re bout to put the pudding in the fridge and BRO JUST HITS YOU WITH A CHAIR. FULL FORCE ON SOME WWE SHIT. you probably had a concussion but you were more concerned about why there’s a dude with a bowl cut standing in your kitchen. in the midst of all the chaos somebody ends up saying “who tf are you???” And by grace you both say “I live here who tf are you??” At the exact same time. Then you’re both just stand there like🧍🏾‍♀️🤨. Or well he’s standing and you’re sitting bc you fell over from the chair. You both clear some stuff up. The both of you make a collective decision to blame everything on the landlord. You had a roommate for 6 months and didn’t know? The fuckin landlord man. You spilled the delectable pudding on the floor? It’s that damn landlord again. This bohemian rhapsody mf wanna start talkin shit so you bring up his relationship with his mother and he starts crying? ITS THE GOD FORSAKEN LANDLORD AGAIN. You two got this like rivalry going on. On small stuff too. Who can eat their bowl of fruit loops faster. He beats your ass in Mario kart? He will not shut up about it for the next year. You beat his ass in super smash bros? You hold it against him for the next 2 years. He’s surprisingly very neat too. I feel like he can’t cook for shit tho LMAO. Bro probably burnt tf outta pasta and never cooked it again. He leaves all the cooking to you and Uber eats. 7/10 roommate.

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whysojiminimnida · 2 years

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so let's out jhope as bisexual?? your insider info is just as bad as the stalkers bts have. totally inappropriate. but you're just a small tumblr blog why should it matter? it 100% does. there is something wrong with you. it's not your place to be giving this info to anyone unless you are an attention seeker. Dont read your blog right if you don't like it?? shame on you really. it's nobody's place to out anyone elses sexuality EVER.

Oh my Lord, Frances. Calm DOWN. I mean the man literally did this back in July in front of how many people? Are you even aware of Equal Sign?

I can't win with some of y'all and yet here you are to school me regardless. Which I would appreciate had I not my own Korean gay couple to explain things, had I not been intimately involved with the unstr8 community since before your birth most likely, had I not lost friends to AIDS when that was still a thing. And since I'm feeling generous I'mma school your sensitive ass right back so since you're here just have several seats and pay attention. SCHOOL IS IN SESSION.

"Somebody I know says he is openly bisexual" is EXACTLY THE SAME THING AS "someone I know says he's straight" WITH ONE DIFFERENCE. That difference is negligible in much of the world but in some places I will readily agree that it's not. Korea is one of those places. That's a dude on that bed, btw. In case you were unclear about the message.

We all knew Hobi was bi back then. You did too, don't lie because your white horse got a cramp. Give the crusade a lil rest and let's ride right along. See, in Korea it is one thing to BE part of the alphabet mafia. It is another thing entirely to SAY it. Out loud. And you are correct that in those exact words, Hobi has never verbatim-ly said it. But honestly, you're coming off with a lot of internalized biphobia or a serious denial issue if you can't extrapolate the message from the above imagery alone, much less his lyrics. To his own music. Which he released publicly and has performed in front of, what, a hundred thousand people or so? Live? Plus it's right there on Hulu and Youtube if you're concerned about his level of visibility. Of course he also did this:

And I don't know about you but for me it's a little harder to ignore the specificity of the color arrangement of those gloves in light of his performance. But see here's the thing, he's never really hidden his bisexuality from us. Very much like other unstr8 BTS members, he has openly chosen to use inclusive pronouns in his music. He has worn many, many items - far too many to list here - in support of inclusivity, knowing well that some, even most people would see support as personal identification. He has smilingly played the court jester knowing that some people would ignore him, some would validate him, and some would use him to virtue-signal as a cover for their own dis-ease.

To ignore that is to ignore the totality of Jung Hoseok as a person and is far more disrespectful, in my own admittedly tiny corner of the internet. You do you, if it makes you feel better. I just can't magine any straight man filming entire videos in a Gucci pride flag sweater without a certain amount of personal input.

Not to point out the obvious but also, would a straight guy really voluntarily share a room with Park Jimin for YEARS?

On PURPOSE?

I mean we all know Jungkook was literally sleeping with Jimin in that bed on the left, we have the receipts and admissions, ain't nobody honestly and truly confused at this point. Again, it's a matter of degrees of difference, but in Hobi's case it's a pretty big degree. Being a single bi dude who also DOES IN FACT like and date women is a very far cry, Korean-militarily-speaking, from being a committed gay couple. It's not even in the same realm, honestly, and that whole military question is a hot mess I'm not going to deal with here. But I knew you were thinking about it so I thought I'd mention it.

Irene ain't care, bro. She's out there hitting the rainbow and fire emojis every damn time he posts. And if you need to take a deep breath and have another look at why you're so bothered that people around Hobi don't hide who he is, maybe go on and do that. Because his friends know him better than we do, okay. And they love him, as do (hopefully) we all. I do. And if I thought for one instant that my saying he is openly bi would hurt him, I would never. I run a "Jeon-Parks are gay/fucking/married in all but name" blog, for heaven's sake. I really don't think anyone expects me to be saying anything other than the blatantly obvious. If that suuuuuper hurts your feelings and makes you angry, please feel free to locate your nearest J-Hope "Under The Rainbow" photo and use it to vacate the premises.

There it is!

I did not out this man. He outs himself without my help.

#there's always a hobi #bisexual king #i'd say thanks anon but i'm getting salty #so i appreciate your input kinda but that's as far as i go

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that-one-pretty-bitch · 1 year

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POV: 2014 Wattpad

DISCLAIMER: This is PURE mockery of 12 yr olds on wattpad do, if it bothers you in any way please click off.

If your my moots PLS read this

Hey guys, I think I start new book UwU btw it Fanfiction :)

(A/n: This is on things that happen to me so please be nice :(( )

DISCLAIMER: This is purely fictional (please don’t flag us)

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Update: My mom told cute me to go to bed eawly and I cutely dwopped my cute pencil on the floow at school. I’m sowwy guys, but my cute mental health is cutely getting baddew and my family is toxic. My cwush didn’t look at cute me even though I cutely twipped cutely and cutely fell cutely 30 cute feet away compwetewy out of his wision. I can’t believe senpai didn’t notice cute me :(. ToT I don’t know if I’ll evew be abow to keep up. Honestly I feew wike cutely crying. UwU <3 ToT

Update: I stwarted listening to Misery by Maroon 5 and I wewate to it so much, it descwibes my cute but tewwible wife in pewfect cute detaiw. Owoi

Timeskip bc im lazy xD <3 uwu

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#wattpad #This is why Ao3 is superior #wattpad fanfic #Its a joke pls #I'm not like this shit

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blog-name-idk · 2 years

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Everything Falls (Into Place) | 30

*Banner by the incredible @bangtansmauyeondan

Pairing: OT7 x Fem Reader

Genre: College!AU, Roommate!AU, Fluff, Humor, Smut

Summary: Your new roommates are unbearably nice and unbearably hot. Good thing you're an adult who is fully capable of platonic friendships with the opposite sex, right?

Word Count: 2280

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Namjoon

Hey [y/n]

Hope you and Mina are having fun!

When do you think you'll be back?

You

I'm actually crashing at her place tonight!

We have female plotting to do

Yoongi

against who

You

Not you guys, don't worry ;)

Jin

Ahem, who would you be plotting for if not for us?

Jimin

It's not Dongmin, is it?

Hobi

What????

You

Oh my god

It's for MINA, not me

How would I even have the mental energy for anyone else

Let alone the physical endurance

Jimin

I can help you work on that ;)

You

Omg

Namjoon

Not in the group chat

Please

Taehyung

You can't blame us if all we can think about is you

You

OMG

Yoongi

smooth

You

Sup bois this is Mina

[Y/n] just choked on her drink and then went to the bathroom

Namjoon

Is it okay for you to be on her phone?

You

I own her more than you ever will

Anyway if you guys fuck up with her

Jackson will be the least of your worries

Hobi

Guys… I'm scared

Jungkook

I won't!!!

You

Oh you're fine JK

Keep up the good work

It's the other fucks I'm talking about

Jungkook

You

Jin you're okay too

For now

Jin

You have a discerning eye

You

This discerning eye likes Gucci

Jin

Duly noted

You

Oh she's coming back

Anyway I'm stealing her tomorrow too

Not sorry

Byeeeeee xoxoxoxoxo

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Yoongi

she's pretty cool

Jackson

Two days!

You

I know!!

You're still gonna come over for dinner, right?

Jackson

Wouldn't miss it!

Plus I need to talk to Namjoon about something

You

Wow so you're coming over for Joonie, not for me

Jackson

Since when do you call him Joonie?

You

I'm shopping with Mina btw!

Doesn't she look cute?

Picture attached

Jackson

You

She thinks it makes her look slutty

I think she looks great though

What do you think?

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Jackson

They're great

I mean she's great

I mean she looks great

I have to go

You and Mina burst into laughter as the two of you read your brother's texts on your phone, and your friend's breasts almost burst out of the ridiculous dress she had tried on. Honestly it was barely worthy of being called clothing, but it had served its purpose.

"I told you," you said in smug tones. She rolled her eyes, but the giant smile on her face was telling.

"Hey you have no room to talk," she responded, crossing her arms and somehow emphasizing her chest even more. Instead of deigning to give her completely correct statement a response, you pretended to be poked on the eye by one of her nipples. She snorted and swatted your head before heading back into the changing room.

"Well now I feel more confident in your plan," she called through the door.

"Dude I've never seen you this insecure around a guy, what gives?" you asked. She didn't respond until she came out again, wearing her regular clothes. The look she gave you was mildly incredulous.

"I mean besides the fact that he's like the most beautiful person I've ever seen?" she asked in tones of disbelief. You rolled your eyes a little. Like sure, your brother was objectively a good-looking person, but come on. She rolled her eyes back, then her voice went a little quieter. "Besides, you're my best friend. You're more important to me. So if the dynamic with all three of us got weird… or things didn't work out…"

Mina words trailed off uncertainly, and you cooed and pounced on her in a giant bear hug. She laughed and hugged you back just as fiercely.

"Awwww you're the sweetest," you squealed happily, rubbing your cheek all over hers. "We're all adults, and even if things don't work out, it's not like either of you would do anything shitty to make it weird. Besides, you're closer to me than a sister anyway."

Your best friend beamed and squeezed you even tighter, making you wheeze. How were her skinny arms somehow stronger than Jungkook's? Maybe you should actually use that stupid gym membership. Hah. Not.

"Okay!" she announced, releasing you right before you passed out from oxygen deprivation. "Let's find the perfect 'oh I just dropped by to say hi, not to seduce you, but also please fuck me and then marry me' outfit."

"That is very specific. But we'll do it."

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Taehyung

I miss you

You left before I got home from work yesterday :(

You

Aw Tae <3

Taehyung

What are you up to right now?

You

Shopping!

Taehyung

For that female plotting?

You

You guessed it :)

Taehyung

Could I join?

I just got off work

I want to hang out with you <3

You

Mina says you are allowed to join us

Location attached

It didn't take long for the boy to arrive, and to your delight, he came bearing two iced coffees. He handed one to Mina first, which was surprising. She nodded to him approvingly, and he perked up like a puppy. You pouted and reached for your own, but he held it teasingly out of reach and tapped his cheek with his free hand cutely. Giggling, you kissed him while Mina pretended to throw up into her plastic cup.

Taehyung

Yay you're close! I'll be there in 5

"You are now officially a whore for coffee," your best friend deadpanned, making you snort and shrug as you took a large slurp from your straw.

"Guess I'll be working at the cafe for the rest of my life then," teased Taehyung, smiling so sweetly that you felt your entire body heat up in embarrassment. Mina laughed and patted the boy on the head, oddly saying "you're almost off probation," but before you could ask what it meant, she was dragging the two of you to the next store over.

As it turned out, Taehyung was an amazing shopping partner. He had a knack for spotting items that neither of you would immediately choose, but ended up looking fantastic. And he was surprisingly candid about what didn't work, without being rude or putting either of you down. Having him along was actually just as much fun as being with Mina alone.

You didn't tend to buy that many new clothes for yourself unless you were with Mina, so other than that pre-gala splurge with Jin you hadn't actually gone clothes shopping with any of your roommates. Or should you call them something else now? Technically only Jungkook was properly your boyfriend, the rest were… lovers? Paramours? Why was twenty-first century dating so vague?

Shaking the thought out of your head, you gave a thumbs up when Mina strutted out of the dressing room in a dress picked by Taehyung. For as weirdly specific and unlikely as her outfit specification had been, it was perfect. It was a flirty sundress, fitted enough on top to draw attention to her ample assets but still somehow casual and unassuming.

"Taehyung. Congratulations. You have completed your time and you are now officially in my good books," Mina announced, making him beam happily. You narrowed your eyes.

"Wait, Mina, did you - "

Before you could ask if she had gone momma bear mode on your roommates, her phone rang. Groaning at the caller ID, she made an apologetic face at you and answered, walking a ways away.

"As a reward, do I get to hear more about this female plotting?" asked Taehyung curiously. Adorably, he had reached to tangle his pinky with yours, and the innocence of the action was somehow more intimate than if he had grasped your entire hand.

"Hmm, well you are better at keeping your mouth shut than Jimin," you mused, smiling at the boy. He winced, remembering all the times his best friend let things slip. "It's to distract Jackson when we tell him that we're… whatever we are."

"What do you mean 'whatever we are'?" he asked with a pout, a cute scrunch in his brows.

"I mean, it's sort of an unorthodox situation. Plus none of us have really defined anything, the only one who's asked me to be his girlfriend is Kookie."

Despite the fact that there was no bitterness or passive-aggression in your tone, Taehyung's eyes went wide as he realized that what you said was true.

"[Y/n], you're so special to me. To all of us. I hope we didn't make you feel like you aren't," he said earnestly, cupping your cheeks in his hands. You thought you might melt into a puddle at the sincerity in his gaze.

"Hey, I could have asked too. I'm a strong independent woman," you joked, rewarded by the way Taehyung's eyes sparkled. "I just really do think the whole situation probably warrants a group discussion, I just figured we'd all talk about it tonight when we figure out the whole Jackson dinner situation."

The boy nodded in agreement, but before he could say anything else, Mina stomped back with a scowl on her face.

"Fucking three people called out of work and my manager asked me to come in," she said with a sigh. "I have to bounce because he offered time and a half."

You winced, knowing that the restaurant she worked at was a pain even fully staffed. But the tip money was good, and time and a half plus a less split tip pot was too good of a deal for her not to pass up. Taehyung, understanding the pain of being a shift worker, grimaced in commiseration.

"We should probably go too," you agreed. "It's probably close to time for our house strategy session, anyway."

"Are you actually going to tell them about the plan, or let them sweat?" asked Mina with a snort, and Taehyung laughed at the idea.

"I haven't decided yet."

~~~~~

As it turned out, you were a total simp and couldn't bear to see Namjoon so stressed out. Thus the plan tumbled out of your mouth within minutes of the house meeting. It was worth it though, for those dimples to hit you full blast.

"That - that might work, actually," he said happily. "He's actually mentioned Mina before, I think he feels like a creep for liking his little sister's best friend."

"I figured it was something like that," you said with a roll of your eyes.

"So we have that out of the way, but what do we actually tell your brother?" asked Jungkook, settling his chin on your shoulder.

"Wait before that, how come [y/n] is sitting on Kookie's lap instead of mine?" whined Jimin, pouting at the two of you. The youngest smirked at him.

"Boyfriend privileges," he responded smugly, tightening his arms around your middle and hugging you closer possessively. You watched as lightbulbs flickered into life above the heads of the other house members. Before they could panic like Taehyung had earlier, you spoke up.

"That's another reason for this meeting, actually. Like. How do we define this? Do we need to define this?"

"Well you know that given the chance any of us would wife the shit out of you," said Jin bluntly, making you blush when the others immediately nodded in agreement. "But since that's illegal, I call eldest privileges on marriage." He gracefully caught the pillow that Jimin threw at his face.

"O-okay, that is a conversation for much further down the line," you stammered, face suddenly on fire. "What I mean for now is… sh-should I call all of you guys my boyfriends if someone asks? What do we tell people? I don't necessarily care what others think, but I also don't want to deal with anyone treating me differently or poorly because they think I'm a skank or something."

"You can call me anything you want," said Yoongi with a smirk that mellowed into something sweeter with his next words. "I'm yours either way."

The others echoed similar sentiments, and if Jungkook hadn't been holding you you would already have found a blanket or a pillow to hide your face in. How else was your heart supposed to handle all of these amazing men professing their affections for you at once? Even one or two at a time had been enough to make your chest want to explode, all seven concurrently was a serious risk to your physical health.

"You guys too," you muttered into your hands, which had risen to cover your face.

"So we'll tell Jackson that we're all very serious about making this work, which we are," said Namjoon, drawing the attention back to him. You shot him a grateful look, and he returned a dimpled smile. "Preferably before he tries to murder us, but we have Mina on standby in case that happens."

"Remind me to get her something nice," Jin murmured to Hobi, who nodded vigorously in agreement. The room took on a lighter air as the big topics were out of the way, and it was impossible not to laugh as the boys began to speak like secret agents on a mission. They were just all so cute.

You knew it wasn't all going to be sunshine and rainbows - even a relationship with just one person was bound to get tricky at times. Compound that by seven and things could get messy, especially adding jealousy into the mix. It wasn't like you wanted to have to come up with some weird schedule to divide everyone's time equally amongst each other either. Still, the boys clearly loved each other as much as you, and the open communication with everyone was a good start. Things would work out.

As long as everyone survived tomorrow's dinner with Jackson.

~~~~~

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pawlmtree · 9 months

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well ari i cant think of any questions but if you wanted to talk more about your ocs that'd be gucci

HI OZ :) thank you for asking!!!! I want to be able to talk about my ocs more......recently I've been trying to think of a world for some of my clown themed characters to reside in. Specifically my carousel zebra oc would be a main character who works at the 'clown hotel' and guides guests inside, but the whole thing would be very nonsensical and the rooms of the building would be weird, things like being full of water, way larger on the inside, or always changing. I think the idea is that the carousel zebra has resigned himself to a life of walking down the hallway every day to do tasks and routines (the hallway would be circular like a carousel btw) and he doesn't ever realize on his own that he's trapped himself in a loop. I'd want there to be another character who is initially a guest being guided by the zebra, but they would show him a way out and eventually guide them both to the exit. That's what I've been thinking about :)

#ocs

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strawberry-cowmilk · 2 years

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what shoes the brothers would wear

-> side characters here

a/n: I have to wait two weeks for my exam results, I am too lazy to do work and I have an unhealthy shoe addiction. Put 'em together and you get this. This is just for fun and my opinion/hcs, so please don't take it seriously. Also, I didn't really look closely at their canon shoes for this, I feel like that must be said. In this post, I will be roasting some shoes. Again, this is just my opinion and it's totally okay if you do like them.

I own none of the images used, I just put them together with an editing app.

no content warnings

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Lucifer

mostly formal shoes, one pair of oxfords and a pair of loafers

he also has this ancient pair of high-top dress shoes he rarely wears anymore

honestly doesn't own many shoes, but the ones he does own are made of high-quality material so they can last long

not much else to say

Mammon

the closest thing to a formal shoe he owns are combat boots

he owns a pair of fake jordans, but tells everyone they are the real, expensive thing and will argue with whoever claims they are fakes

also for some reason I see him wearing vans, but not the ordinary black ones

gucci slides, he brought the real ones but lost them so he went on akuzon and got dupes but the second the dupes arrived he found the real ones again, so mammon decided to throw the fakes out but he made a mistake and threw one fake and one real one away

Leviathan

I'm so sorry, levi stans

he buys 99% of shoes on akuzon, so when he bought the jordans for 20 grimm, he still thinks they're the real deal

levi owns a pair of those water shoes for some reason, and proudly wears them in a jacuzzi

he also thinks the water shoes count as formal wear

he owns flip flops in multiple colors and wears them when it is hot, with gym shorts.

Satan

look me in the eye and tell me satan doesn't wear converse

he has this pair of old hiking boots but he replaced them with timbs after the sole fell off

he owns a pair of formal dress shoes but they look like the love child of clown and bowling shoes

he, like lucifer, doesn't own many pairs as he spends his money on books

Asmodeus

I feel like asmo isn't somebody who would buy something a lot of others own too (like white air forces) but he still needs a pretty sneaker, so he got these fancy black and white ones

asmo surely owns a pair of heels, and they are beautiful (btw if anyone knows where to find those heels, or a look-alike in a US6/UK4/EU37, please let me know, I'm too lazy to diy them UPDATE: I found them, thanks anon in my asks)

he also owns a pair of over-the-top platforms, mostly for photoshoots

asmo also owns some oxfords he got for special occasions, but rarely wears them as he goes for the heels instead, unless he's gonna have to walk a lot

he has a lot of other shoes too

Beelzebub

footwear isn't his priority

he has two sneakers: one for everyday wear and one for sports, but sometimes he mixes them up

beel also owns teva knock-offs he got in the discount bin at the dollar store and I feel like he'd wear them with socks

sometimes steals mammon's gucci slides when he quickly wants to buy food

Belphegor

I know almost for sure he is a dr martens owner

but, he heard the breaking-in horror stories and decided to buy second hand ones to skip the step

belphie also owns the bunny slippers mc got for him, he claimed they are dumb but is afraid to wear and accidentally ruin them

also got a pair of regular slides for ease purposes

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twopoppies · 1 month

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This is a very stupid question but are the gucci loafers like a male wardrobe staple? I was scrolling around today and I saw another actor polishing his and I realized even my brother in law has them (and while he and my sister are comfortable, they’re not really designer fashion people. They shop at normal stores). So do all 25+ men just own the gucci loafers? Btw I like them a lot this is not meant as shade.

I think loafers, in general, are a staple for men with a certain style. And Gucci loafers are considered “classic” and “well-made”. Men also don’t tend to have twenty different pairs of dress/work shoes in their rotation, and men’s styles don’t change like women’s do, so spending money on a good loafer makes sense in that they’ll probably wear them forever.

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la-principessa-della-squadra · 2 years

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Is it just me or are you a big Ghiaccio simp?📸🧐🧐 Hmmm?? 👀👀 (I'm too btw)

How dare you say something so controversial and yet so true?!

I don't know what you're talking about anon, just like Melone, I don't play favourites.

Illuso:" E allora facciamo che mi spieghi perché Ghiaccio è quello che ha sempre più battute in tutto quello che scrivi."

(Care to explain to us why Ghiaccio always has the highest number of lines in everything you write?)

Melone:"Boia deh bimba, un po' dahe de grullo a me. Ghiaccio ti garba"

(Girl, who do you think you're fooling? You have a soft spot for him.)

"STATE DICENDO DELLE GRAN CIOZZE!! VI BUSSO SE NON LA PIANTATE-"

(YOU'RE LYING!!LIES, LIES AND LIES! SHUT UP OR ELSE-)

Formaggio:"Aò! io c'ho na crifra de battute. Vor dire che t'arisurto?Te attizzo, Bolognina?!"

(Hey! I have a lot of lines, This means you like me? Do I excite you, Bolognina?)

"NO. Sono solo più informata sul tuo dialetto.Non avete idea di quanto sia difficile sto lavoro. E BRISA CHIAMARMI BOLOGNINA."

(NO YOU DON'T. I'm just more informed about your dialect. This job is really hard...AND STOP CALLING ME BOLOGNINA.)

Formaggio:"Mi perdoni...Principessa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...E chi te lo fa fà?"

(Oh Excuse me, Princess..HAHAHAHAHAHA....And who's forcing you to do it?)

"Formi. Io vengo pagata dal boss per fare rapporto sulle vostre vicende."

(Formi, that's my job. The boss is asking me to do it. My reports are not free.)

Pesci:" Agg' capit, uagliona. Più scenni, più c'hai difficoltà."

(I got it girl, it's harder to write down the dialects they speak far from your own region.)

"Tombola. È molto difficile trascrivere sia il Siciliano che il Napoletano"

(Bingo. It's really hard. Especially with Neapolitan and Sicilian.)

Risotto:" Eccu picchè jò non dicu mai na minchia. Maravigghia."

(That's why I talk less? Good.)

Prosciutto:"Picciriddazza, toglimi una curiosità. Quanto ti paga u boss per scrivere sti strunzati?."

(You got my attention but now you have my curiousity, picciriddazza. How much does the boss pay you for your 'services'?)

Illuso:"Sì esatto. Dicci quanto fatturi."

( I'm curious too. How much are you making?)

"Troppo poco. Prendo circa 40.000.000 lire."

(Not enough. My average wage is 40.000.000 lires.)

Illuso:"Lordi e in nero?"

(No taxes, all fraud?)

"Lordi e in nero."

(No taxes, all fraud.)

Formi:"All'anno?"

(In a year?)

"Al mese."

(In a month.)

Ghiaccio:" COME AL MESE, DIO SCHIFOSO CÀN?!"

(FUCKING WHAT?! WHAT YA MEAN 'IN A MONTH?!')

Prosciutto:" Bedda Matriii...per scrivere due minchiate?!'

( You getting all the money for writing a fucking report?!)

Pesci:" Uahh..."

(Wow...)

Risotto:" Immaginavo. Da comu ti visti."

( I already knew.Just by looking at your clothes.)

Formaggio:"NUN CE CREDO. Stai a dì na calla."

(I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. You're lying.)

Ghiaccio:" DIOPORCO PERCHÉ LA TOSA GUADAGNA PIÙ DI NOI?!"

(WHY THE FUCK IS SHE MAKING MORE MONEY THAN US?!)

"Perché siete così sorpresi?.Risotto ha detto bene.Bastava osservarmi. Addosso ho un abito chanel, guanti e pochette sono di Gucci. La coroncina che porto è di Tiffany. Le mie scarpe sono di Prada. Il foulard è Balenciaga..."

(Why are you so surprised? Risotto is right by the way. Just look at me. My dress's Chanel. My gloves and pochette are Gucci. My tiara's from Tiffany. The shoes are Prada. The Foulard is from Balenciaga..."

Melone:"...Oggi c'hai pure ir profumo di Gucci chi me lo fa venì barzotto...Deh. Si faccio un po' de conti, risurtano circa 480.000.000 lire all'anno."

(...Don't you forget your Gucci fragrance, I can get hard just by smelling it on your skin. What was I saying?Right. If we do the math, you're currently earning 480.000.000 lires per year.)

"Sorvolerò sul fatto che tu sappia che profumo indosso e ti dirò che i tuoi conti sono esatti."

(I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear you talking about my perfume. Your calculations are right.)

Ghiaccio:"Dio poselàxo càn, maledetto il doppio dio, madonna quadrata diocane ignorante, dio turbo mongoplettico lebbroso schifoso del Gesù Alpino e canaglia, Padre Pio losco e..."

Melone:" Gliè partito...Maremma Troiah prestame du lilleri pe' la benzina!"

(And now he'll be cussing for an hour...Maremma Troiah! Can I borrow some cash? I need to get gas for my bike)

Formaggio:" Aò principessa! Du spicci per il caffè ar tu amichetto der core Formi?!"

(Aò princess! Care to buy a coffe to your best friend Formi?!)

"STATEMI LONTANI SANGUISUGHE. NIENTE BAJOCCHI PER VOI."

(STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU PERVERTED LEECHES. I WON'T A GIVE A DAMN CENT.)

-La Principessa della Squadra

#la squadra #la squadra esecuzioni #ghiaccio #melone #risotto nero #prosciutto #formaggio #illuso #pesci #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo #vento aureo #jjba #no taxes all fraud is the new all tea no shade #la principessa della squadra #funny skits #italian culture

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recoiloperated · 1 year

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With a psa compelte upper and a KP15 complete lower (under appreciated tbh) you can get a respectable (and pretty damn light) ar for like 450-500 before shipping, another 350 for a PA 1-6 lpvo+aero mount (im in the opinion that magnification shouldn’t be optional).

All that with a streamlight protac for 1k so lets say 1.1k ish shipped, thats a very capable rifle for most of what anyone would “need”

I think any less $ invested and people are dipping their toes into garbage territory, budget talks are fun but we should keep actually function in mind (glad you shit on bca btw ❤️👌🏻)

I have a bear creek 10.5,

It's accurate, but it's so horribly overgassed.

And their bolts are trash. Not MPI, not HPT, not mil-spec staked.

You get weird issues, they leak a lot of gas, mistimed muzzle devices, Ect.

They do some neat-ish stuff, like they have a super cheap side charger. But they have some general quality issues that make it worth it to just go get a better upper for a little bit more. Because they're so over gassed you need to swap in an adjustable gas block (+$50) and a quality bolt ($70 minimum) so you'll need to pay an extra $120 anyways. So why not just get a PSA that meets mil-spec?

Or grab a forged upper and go ham hunting deals. I can find a contract overrun mil-spec barrel for sub $100 all day. Hanson ballistic advantage is a notable one. Keep an eye on Rosco too, they occasionally run super good deals on over run barrels.

Get an MPI bolt minimum. Ideally MPI/HPT. AO precision, toolcraft, Ect. You can end up with a mil-spec minimum upper in the $300 range complete.

That said- building your own upper really gets competitive when you get into the more premium realm. My RECCE/duty/minutes man rifle upper is trying to compete with BCM and Geissele uppers. Not PSA. So I paid $650 for my upper, a BCM equivalent is about $900, and a Geissele is $1200, Ect. So for $780, (adding a PSA mil-spec complete lower) you could have a rifle with 99% the function of a rifle with a price point double to triple it's cost, and honestly, the Gucci geissele rail I bought could have been a much cheaper rail and still be every bit as good. Tucking a supremely capable rifle in under $700 no optics or light.

So 1100ish fully completed

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the-land-of-women · 2 years

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na I only like it when women who embrace being public property get treated as disposable, I especially like it when you see it in their eyes everything they regret up to this point, especially having sex with moids in exchange for money lol, though I do think johns should be torn apart more often.

sex workers are the most anti-feminist walking crapstain women, even the most beautiful and safest neighbourhood gets turned into a shithole the moment the government greenlits a brothel near it (see britain) suddenly you have the most disgusting moids in the whole area come here harassing women and kids, crapstain women harassing moids, degenerates having sex in public, and nomatter how much you and your neighbors loathe it, they can't get rid of the brothel and btw even a john who sadly has a family or just tries to keep a clean image to get validation from wouldn't want a brothel near his beloved neighborhood no matter how porn sick he is, that's how objectively bad sex workers are and a good chunk of them are greedy gucci obsessed degenerate crapstains who'd cut off their own hand to get insurance money, no amount of feminist rethoric will convince them otherwise, because having sex with several moids drugged their mind enough.

it's the worst when they have children, their daughters will become crapstains too, their sons experiences so much emotional incest from them that they become johns, I don't see a reason why johns and sex workers shouldn't be insta sterialised by law.

You act as though you consider yourself a feminist…yet you talk about some of the most vulnerable women in society like this?

#misogyny #radfem safe #asks #these are the women we should be fighting for the most dumbass #you can’t just fight for the women you personally like or agree with #women wont always do what you want them to…that doesn’t mean they aren’t also deserving of liberation from sex based oppression

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talkingharrystyles · 2 years

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Daily mail headline "Olivia Wilde copies boyfriend Harry Styles' fashion sense in Gucci Adidas trainers and baggy jeans as she arrives at San Sebastian Film Festival"// these kind of headlines, if I was Harry would infuriate me. She wi always find a way to drag him through the press/even by association. Btw, she used to not dress like this and actually her own style and identity

Harry is very angry

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fallingsunflower · 1 year

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I know you want to move on from her and so do I. But this was brought to my attention today. I got a rumor a few days ago that she is going around and networking with people bts to ruin Harry's reputation out of revenge for her own fuck ups. Classic narcissist. The DM article is clearly her own and she had them add tons of tweets without bringing up his own comments on the privilege he knows he has. I remember hearing rumors she was spreading rumors at a Gucci event a while ago too. It's not famous people she's networking with either or producers or anything like that btw. It's important media people. 🙄

I got an ask last month saying she'd be back and trying to start shit again basically, around Harry's birthday which I would consider this past week to be. Unsure if they're related but the timing leads me to think it is - aka it's unnatural because why would that information get out if it was organic

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jentlemahae · 1 year

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brands saw what bp have done as ambassadors and want to cash in on that with rookies but it’s too early for that. by the time the pinks signed fashion deals they had comfortably solidified their place at the forefront of kpop. they were used as style inspo and everything they wore sold out immediately. bp became global ambassadors 3-4 years into their career, and before they even signed they worked with others to see which brand fit best: lisa-prada, jisoo-burberry, rose-valentino (ysl and valentino literally fought over rose, she’s so iconic for that)

not only that, the pinks were “promoted” after working with their brand for a while and after proving they had significant impact for the brand. eg jennie was korean ambassador for chanel in 2017 and was “promoted” to global in 2019

you and anons are right, the problem with rookies is they haven’t been around long enough to have established themselves like that yet. there’s not really a standout 4th gen gg bc there’s no loyalty. fans switch once a new group debuts. this is a problem for ambassadorships bc there’s the question of longevity. yeah that idol is big now but will they still be in 3 years?

an example of this is a*spa. within months of debut they signed with givenchy, with a global title rather than korean first. at the time they were set to be the 4th gen gg, but i’m not sure if that’s the case anymore. they’re still successful but idk if they have the impact givenchy expected. was the “global” title jumping the gun before they’d earned it? (this is not shade at them btw, i love them dearly)

idt having a whole group as ambassadors for one brand works either. imo i think that’s why *** and LV fell through. they all have different styles so putting them all in the same brand was a weird choice. partnerships are better with individuals bc it has to reflect their personal style or image. this is why bp works (as pointed out by prev anon). this is also why kai and gucci works. it fits his style and he’s proven his longevity in k-pop. then he did well with them, so they promoted him, gave him a collab and he’s in global campaigns. w*nyoung and miu miu works too, it fits her vibe, i hope they do great things together

although bp weren’t the first to officially work with luxury brands, they’re the first to have each member be a global ambassadorship for a different brand. it seems n*wjns are next. but like you said, they’re too young to have any individuality yet. and as a group they have a very specific aesthetic and styling which i’m not sure fits the brands? it just seems brands are trying to snatch them up before anyone else does and that doesn’t bode well for a long term partnership

this is all very well put and i agree with everything !! bp’s massive hold onto the fashion world managed to exist in the first place cs their break into such industry was slow and gradual. nowadays groups jump the gun on so many things and “achievements”, and i think that’s actually detrimental to those groups bcs even though it’s nice now, i think it hinders their longevity and shelf-life. so many groups crash and burn imo bcs companies don’t give them the chances to find their own identity as a group first. honestly this is one of the only things i think yg did well with bp - their whole rise felt very genuine imo, they were allowed to be rookies first and a big name later. i think trying to position a group already as superstars when they’re still rookies is not a good idea (i remember i said this exact thing when a/spa went to coachella last year bcs besides the fact that i dont think they are coachella artists in the first place, it was too soon to have such big promo in the us)

#anonymous #sophie ask

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