#i loved sex house

[frnkieroismydaddy]

How does the onion make better TV shows than Netflix

#sex house is infinitely better than love island #i loved sex house #which is insane #it's like an hour long and its a parody of reality TV #and I'm obsessed #sex house au when

[hauntedmoors]

this show rules sorry

#I’m thinking about the other caps I posted where a lesbian entraps a partner into a relationship by donating her liver. great stuff. #I don’t have the chops for it but someone could say some really interesting things about how the show plays with genre awareness / the tug #and flow relationship between love and pain / religion and playing god as a healer / sexuality and love framed by corporate settings #and some good old surgery as sex metaphors #text #house md #liverisms tag

[realbeefman]

the fact that chameron canonically fucked DURING A PATIENT PROCEDURE and when chase said “hey maybe we should. go out together in a normal way and stop having wild unrestrained sex all over the hospital” cameron essentially said “sorry i cant negotiate on that. its wild hospital sex or nothing. also it’s kind of cringe that u want to go out with me. not my fault we had awesome sex and u got emotionally attached. skill issue tbh.”

#allison cameron i am in love with you #i love how repressed she is. this is how wilson would behave if he and house ever had sex btw #cameron and wilson should make out about this but theyre too repressed to emotionallh connect so they wont #enamoured by the chameron dynamic rn. what if you narratively paralleled ur boss’s weird psychosexual situationship #but u ended up divorced and miserable snd trapped in the same cycle and ur boss’s rode off into the sunset to commit gay suicide #house md #chameron #allison cameron #robert chase

[thequeenwechoose]

Daemon & Rhaenyra kiss scene in 4k

#house of the dragon #daemon targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #daemyra #daemon x rhaenyra #rhaenyra x daemon #hotd #hotdedit #matt smith #emma d'arcy #kissing scene #romantic #4k gif #4k #i love that scene #it's quite romantic #zoomed the last one in so you can actually see them touching #should i do the sex scene too? #I'm not sure please tell me

[becauseimanicequeen]

Why in the world would you like toxic characters? Why are you so proud of that? What is it even to be proud of? What's wrong with you?

Well, my dear Anon. If you only knew how many times I've asked myself those very same questions…

And the answers always come down to: It’s fiction.

And even though fiction is a vital part of life (just like any other art form) and you can learn a lot from it (you have no idea how many toxic people I’ve been able to avoid, before they even found out my name, thanks to my love for toxic characters and seeing their red flags), fiction is also just fiction.

The characters aren’t real, even though they can seem like it. Just because I love a character that's toxic as fuck doesn't mean I would condone real people who behave that way.

Also, I’m not hurting anyone with my obsession with toxic characters. It’s not like I'm forcing anyone to think like me (and for the love of all things holy, don't do that!).

Besides having a healthy obsession with the toxic characters I love, I’m not very emotional (for lack of a better word) about what I watch. I can be intrigued by toxic characters without either excusing their behavior and actions or hating them (because there’s enough hate in the world for me to do that shit). I can watch taboo topics and other shit that most people find triggering and not be triggered (even though I see the taboo topics for what they are). I can watch problematic stuff and see beyond it to what’s really being said (even though I see the problematic stuff for what it is).

But that’s just me. And I would never force my perspectives on anyone else because I know the majority isn’t like me (which is a good thing, btw).

So, if you don’t vibe with my shit, block me. I don’t mind.

Trust me. I’ll survive. You’ll survive. The world won’t fall apart. We’ll both be okay. Just block me.

Because I will keep loving my favorite toxic fatherfuckers. I won't excuse their behavior and actions. But I will love them.

And the only one who can stop me is ME. But I don’t want to because I love all the shades of toxic bitches and their red flags.

Like Boston from Only Friends.

And Todd from Not Me.

And Chalothon from The Sign.

And Ray from Only Friends.

And So from House of Stars.

And Yai from Big Dragon.

And Way from Pit Babe.

And Boeing from Only Friends.

And let's not forget Vegas from KinnPorsche!

And Yoden Ryoji from Dangerous Drugs of Sex.

And Yong Jie from HIStory 4: Close to You.

And Rio from The Novelist.

And Ritsu from To the End of the World With You.

And definitely Ming from My Stand-In!

I love them all because I have issues. But so do all of them, which is precisely why I love them.

Thank you for your ask.

#ask me anything #ice queen answers #all the ridiculous reasons I fall in love with characters #I love toxic characters #I won't excuse their behavior #but I will love them #because I do #and the only one who can stop me is me #only friends #only friends the series #not me #not me the series #the sign #the sign the series #house of stars #big dragon #big dragon the series #pit babe the series #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #dangerous drugs of sex #history 4: close to you #the novelist #to the end of the world with you #my stand in #my stand in the series #my shit

[fahye]

A Power Unbound

Secrets! Magic! Enemies to… something more? Jack Alston, Lord Hawthorn, would love a nice, safe, comfortable life. After the death of his twin sister, he thought he was done with magic for good. But with the threat of a dangerous ritual hanging over every magician in Britain, he’s drawn reluctantly back into that world. Now Jack is living in a bizarre puzzle-box of a magical London townhouse, helping an unlikely group of friends track down the final piece of the Last Contract before their enemies can do the same. And to make matters worse, they need the help of writer and thief Alan Ross. Cagey and argumentative, Alan is only in this for the money. The aristocratic Lord Hawthorn, with all his unearned power, is everything that Alan hates. And unfortunately, Alan happens to be everything that Jack wants in one gorgeous, infuriating package. When a plot to seize unimaginable power comes to a head at Cheetham Hall—Jack’s ancestral family estate, a land so old and bound in oaths that it’s grown a personality as prickly as its owner—Jack, Alan and their allies will become entangled in a night of champagne, secrets, and bloody sacrifice… and the foundations of magic in Britain will be torn up by the roots before the end.

Coming November 2023

PRE-ORDER: US

PRE-ORDER: UK

ADD ON GOODREADS

#a power unbound #the last binding #LOOK A PROPER PROMO POST #I'm so excited for this one lads #I truly think it's the best yet #it has #everything #more magic #more blood #more edwin and robin #more maud's aggressive brother collecting #two snarky assholes #extremely aghast to be falling in love #a heist #a courtroom drama scene #a fancy party #magical houses up the wazoo #SO much sex

[lucradiss]

Existing in more than one fandom space is like having more than one group of friends but both of them being so wildly different that any overlap at all would be like getting shot in the head

#like there are things that I would consider writing for House MD or Saw but not for Lord of the Rings you know #Same goes for reading #it's like how you have two personalities for your friend groups #and you make a joke that would absolutely score in friend group A #but friend group B just stares at you weird #like in LOTR or The Hobbit fandom I am so used to gentleness and care all around #Characters that love each other against the odds #but with House it's like #yeah these two men hate each other with everything they're worth #yeah they're so codependent that they would literally die for each other #yeah they have freaknasty sex on the regular #yeah i would talk for hours about their omegaverse dynamic #then saw is kind of similar to House in a few ways but fundamentally different because the love there is borne from such tragedy #or in AUs it's love at first sight #and you have these two men who are so so so different #and want desperately to take care of each other #THOSE DYNAMICS DON'T WORK FOR HOUSE OR FOR THE HOBBIT #I would never write House and Wilson lovey-dovey and caring just like I would never write Thorin and Bilbo engaging in pet-play #Anyway. anyway. #hilson #house md #thilbo #the hobbit #Saw #sawposting #chainshipping #fandom

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart

The House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle

#vincent price #carol ohmart #the house on haunted hill #house on haunted hill #50s horror #the HAIR PULL THO 😳 🥵 #i want him to pull my hair...and call me his bitch...and then treat me like shit so we can then have insane nasty makeup sex #i love their banter #so fucking hot #hes so fucking sexy #damn daddy #fuckkkkk #i want him *grabby hands* #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #halloween #spooky #atmospheric

[dragonkick-bootshine]

hypothetical hilson dynamic: not monogamous, not polyamorous, but a secret third thing (mutually, semi-consensually cheating on each other and then having crazy intense jealous possessive sex about it)

#🐡🚫 #house #hilson #definitely not my primary read of the relationship. but that one post about Wilson and cheating set some gears turning in my head #its important to note that this is not regular poly/open relationship having-sex-with-other-people. its much worse and infidelity-flavored #in my goopy gay romantic heart I want them to be soulmates and devoted to each other etc but I also love the idea #that they get 10 seconds into having a stable relationship with each other and go #'hm what if instead of being normal we turned this into a sick and twisted little game actually' #its enrichment for them #slugs posts

[g1xtchedartist]

i love pathetic old gay men

#house md #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #hate crimes md #dr house #dr wilson #art #fanart #house fanart #house md fanart #pathetic men #i love them #theyre in love your honor #i just think theyre neat #i hate them (affectionate <3) #pathetic man syndrome #why is that not a tag #gay sex is straighter than whatever they’re doing #anyways theyre taking up my entire mind <3 #elliotts sleep deprived posts

[snivyartjpeg]

ship dynamic

#rain code #mdarc #raincode #master detectives archives: rain code #yuma kokohead #yomi hellsmile #makoto kagutsuchi #makoyuma #makoyomi #kokohell #makokohell #is that what we're calling this polycule #toxic sludge yaoi #we were joking abt these three on discord so here's my chart on how the hell they work #makoto brings in yomi and is like 'pretty please?' and yuma is like '...... fine but you're responsible for him' #i hc yomi as aromantic he feels no love for them but he IS their side hoe #side hoe who is so annoying and also wont move out. stray cat that took over the house #yomi keeps killing makoto (it's a sex thing) and yuma is the one who has to clean up all the blood

[wilsons-threelegged-siamese]

Just a bit of out of context Wilson.

#out of context shit #james wilson #hate crimes md #house md #i love him #headcannon: they had sex on the massage table afterward #mb man

[whorejolras]

who would be down for an adults only les mis discord 👀 👀 i'll put my reasoning under the cut

reblog for reach (if you want 🫶🏻)

why i want an adults only space

a main reason is i like to post horny content and share explicit fics and don't wanna be a creep around kids.

teens you guys are cool, i don't mind you following me here bc i trust y'all to self determine what's appropriate for you in public spaces, and i definitely used to be that teen in fandom *redacted* years ago.

but when it comes to one on one interaction ie. discord where it tends to get a bit more personal, i just worry about being too open around minors.

i've also had people say to me that don't want to be in a chat with minors and i want there to be a space for us 🫶🏻

also being a queer sw is isolating in servers not only bc of whorephobia run wild with civ moderators but also bc if it's got minors i feel like every part of my life is "nsfw" and like i'm held under a higher scrutiny in that aspect. it just feels safer if there aren't any minors around.

#the other main reason i want to start my own server is because i want a space that's more aimed to general les mis chat and creators space #like a place to share ideas and wips and fanfics and fanart and coworking and stuff #i love the revolution mojo dojo casa house don't get me wrong but it is also mainly a rp server and i'm not a role player so #adults only creator centric les mis chat? yeah? #and also i want a place that's explicitly sex work safe and and the only way to do that is to run it as a sex worker sorry civs #mine #les mis #les miserables

[marc--chilton]

i love you, fucked up queer people in my computer

#not many people i could show wilson grabbing house's cane in the pilot and exclaim #this isn't just ableism it's ableism AND kinky gay sex #not everyone would take to that statement (which is factually correct btw) #house md #hilson #sure tag it why not i love you freak hilson fans

[0ccams-chainsaw]

Got two bitches on my line 😏😏😏 (BOTH watching House Md separately) (I am the luckiest boy in the world :3 )

#gay sex ep is s5 “lucky thirteen” #I love my friends #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #hate crimes md

[coquelicoq]

kim dokja is fantastic bisexual rep. some of us are nonpracticing yet uninterested in vows of celibacy because we like to leave our options open. some of us are aro. some of us are idiots. some of us are all three. WE EXIST

#what some of us don't know about sexuality could fill an entire book (just got to that part 😂) #i adore how everyone in-universe is so obsessed with his nonexistent sex/love life & every time it comes up he's just like #ugh. this again? #and when he's asked what he wants to do at the end of the scenarios he's like i'd buy a big house where we all could live 🥺 #he loves them all so much but it doesn't seem romantic to me. he's just attracted to half his friends and loves everyone #but doesn't want to do any sex or romance about it. in my opinion #but it's very important that he IS bisexual. he's like YES i find all these people stupid sexy #NO that is not relevant to what i'm doing or want to be doing. whats not clicking #my bi rep can be a lil asexual. as a treat #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kdj #my posts #bi #f