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dartier · 4 years

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QB-E1's [aka Dart (AO3) Dartier (Tumblr)] Master List

This is my very first 007 Fest. Special thanks to the Fest mods, our Team Q-Branch co-captains And my teammates.

If you’re wondering why this post looks like a trainwreck, well, 2020 happened to it. That’s why.

64 comments*1 =64

6 events *1 (craft workshops and art streams) =6

FanFic <5000 words and fanfic chapter <5000 words

19 * 5 points= 95

Grief is a Many-Splintered Bastard of a Goddamn Thing

For my collab prompt table: Linorien's "Picnic on the roof of MI6. Maybe under the stars." and ZephyrFox's "How about a card game between the denizens of MI6? Poker, or something."

The 00Fest 2018 anon prompt "A Double-Oh Poker Night". Since I can only count two prompts, Linorien's and the 2018 prompt are the two I am counting for points.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25298497

Damn Homophones ~or~ Pin Me Chapter 1

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25155523/chapters/60955744

Fluff Prompt Table: Flare, Komodo Dragon

Who’s Oblivious Now? ~or~ What the What?!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25158838

Fluff Prompt Table: Water, orchestrate

Put Me in the Zoo ~or~ That’s Not Ice Cream

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25227763

SouffleGirl91 gave me a perfectly innocent prompt: “If you are up to it: Q and Bond (and Alec if he wants to be invited!) enjoy a day out at the zoo.”

Bloody Big Cat ~or~ There’s a Special Kind of Leave for That

Prompt from Mely/Celyan: “Could I get your version of Bond as a big cat? How about both of them in the field and Bond has to save Q in his cat form, and then things happen? And by things I mean anything from flirting to cuddling to more, take it wherever it leads you lol. Or even bickering because Q’s happy to be saved but he’s feeling like he’s suffocating under Bond’s cat form? 😆”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25266598

Q Considers Villainy ~or~ Avenging Boffin

Fluff Table Prompt: choir and goose

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25367041

Dress Me Up ~or~ Drop Me Down

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25392349

Fluff Prompt Table: Fawn and Competence Kink

Bond. James Bond in Harry Potter and the Sheerest and Dumbest of Lucks ~or~ Alec Fucking Trevelyan Will Not Be Denied

Chapter 1 https://archiveofourown.org/works/25507960/chapters/61883608

Chapter 2 https://archiveofourown.org/works/25507960/chapters/61883725#workskin

Chapter 3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/25507960/chapters/61889155#workskin

Dart's Drabble Trailer

Ch. 1 And Strawpenny and Moneyfields Lived Happily Ever After ~or~ James Bond's Ridiculous Ears are Burning

rare pair, Moneypenny

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25479742/chapters/61807123

Ch.2 Sweet Somethings ~or~ 007/Q + Coffee/Cake

Fluff Prompt Table: Free Space

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25479742/chapters/61809310#workskin

Ch. 3 The Not So Secret Secret Class

For the 2017 Fest Prompt: 00QAD - James mentoring Alex by giving him courting and bedroom tips

Polyamory Day, Rare Pair

Prompt

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25479742/chapters/61844488#workskin

Ch. 4 4-Way Fluff ~or~ Mr. Mistoffelees‘ Magical Afternoon

2017 Fest Prompt: 00QAD - four-way fluff, maybe cooking together or watching a movie and touching/kissing/etc

Polyamory Day

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25479742/chapters/61845604#workskin

Ch.5 Easy Killer or the Great “When For the Love of God will 007 and Our Beloved Quartermaster Hook Up Already” Betting Pool

For the Collab Prompt Table prompt from Linorien and Cassie: “write something from the pov of a q branch minion.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25479742/chapters/62227846#workskin

Ch. 6 Love on the Lido Deck ~or- James Bond’s Guide to Creativity in Training

Collab Table Prompt for Ato-the-Bean: “Bond jealous of Q giving a piece of tech to another agent.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25479742/chapters/62242936#workskin

Ch. 7 Use Your Accrued Holiday Time, Kids ~or~ Someone Give Mallory a Biscuit

Use Your Accrued Holiday Time, Kids ~or~ Someone Give Mallory a Biscuit

Collab Table Prompt from Stormofsharpthings: "How about - James and Alec will NOT take a break, so Q, with the help of M, arranges for the three of them to go on a ‘mission’ but doesn’t tell them it’s a holiday until they’re there"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25479742/chapters/62248726#workskin

Let Us All Circle Each Other in Confusion Like the Idiot Boys We Are

Collab Table Prompt for bookserdu: "Q is a stripper in a high end men's club putting himself through uni. James and Alec are members/stop by for a drink (and to ogle pretty boys)/are hiding from the bad guys. Then spotlight comes on and hits Q. Dealers choice how/what/where happens."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25641562/chapters/62247703

“Q, Why is James Bond Naked in Your Flat?” ~or~ “It’s Tuesday?”

Nana's Most Excellent Prompt (for my Collab Prompt Table.): "Bond and Q do a strip drinking game and Q appears to be winning! Loser also gets to fulfill a wish from the winner while going around in his bday suit! Whatever will Q make Bond do??"

And this one also counts for ZephyrFox's collab table prompt of "The denizens of MI6 play poker."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25563544/chapters/62034778

Recipe 5 points

Felix Leiter’s “If I don’t eat some whole grains, my wife is going to beat my ass and not even James Bond will be able to save me” Hot Dog Buns

https://dartier.tumblr.com/post/625221330171756544/felix-leiters-if-i-dont-eat-some-whole-grains

FanEdit 5 points

it's always a 2 mug morning in Q branch

https://dartier.tumblr.com/post/623001258226319360/name-dart-dartier-on-tumblr-minion-id

Headcanons (5*3=15)

Damn Homophones ~or~ Pin Me : Chapter 2 "Q Branch Headcanon: Flair "

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25155523/chapters/60955861#workskin

Felix Leiter’s “If I don’t eat some whole grains, my wife is going to beat my ass and not even James Bond will be able to save me” Hot Dog Buns

https://dartier.tumblr.com/post/625221330171756544/felix-leiters-if-i-dont-eat-some-whole-grains

Qs Beach Reading

https://dartier.tumblr.com/post/624569763014819840/dartier-teamqbranch-q-branchs-art-round

Other Fan Creations (3*5) = 15

Round Robins

007 Fest 2020 Prose Round Robin

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25636075

Limerick

https://dartier.tumblr.com/post/625221456589111296/there-once-was-a-bond-on-a-mission-whose-enemies

A Bad Day Off, The 007 Fest 2020 Poetry Round Robin.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25631125

FanArt (5 points)

Team Q Branch Art

Scavenger Hunt item

https://dartier.tumblr.com/post/624530073141248000/teamqbranch-q-branchs-art-round-robin-some

scavenger = 20 total

#2 (5 pts) anon note

#5 (5 pts) AAR limerick

#61 (10 pts) Art round robin

anon prompts 5*3 = 15

1 2018 +2 points =2

2 2017 +(2*3)= 6

complete prompt tables 2*30=60

7 theme days (Poetry, Characters of Color, Food, Polyamory, Moneypenny, Felix, Crossover) = 21

rare pair 4*5=20

64 comments (31+10)

= 395 points total

#007 fest 2020 #team q branch #Masterlist #qb e1 #007 fest

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adam-levineyard · 5 years

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It's been really fucking long

So, I have not really been active these last years and stuff, and i don't even know how to begin unpacking all this shit.

Anyways, after the whole student exhange thing i got seriously depressed for about a year and a half or so. I started drinking too much, not caring enough about anything besides work to cope with it. Back in 2017 i was planning on running off with the (now i realize) little money I had saved. Ended up getting black-out-drunk as shit at my best friend’s bday party and confessing some really fucking nasty thoughts to both him and my parents between sobs and retches. I was at my lowest and started having some really bad ideas. I just wanted everything to stop. Anyways I kinda got better or something.

Until nearing the end of last year. Got really stressed out at work and drinking a lot again, ended up getting black-out-drunk again at work's christmas party. We went clubbing or something with the really wealthy owner. Everything was on the house. I don't know how I got back home barefeet, beaten, bruised, sobbing, with a bloody nose and dog bites all over my leg. Next morning I had no ID or money in my wallet. My calf has couple puncture scars that you can pinch and feel like you’re grabbing a bowling ball.

And so it goes. Every 8 months or so I have some sort of breakdown or something, stop drinking altogether, get confident and careless again, and repeat the whole fucking thing. Last one was about a month or so. My last two gigs were as head bartender at an 80 seating capacity restaurant , then got stolen to a 600 capacity one. I get really obsessed and stress out a lot at work, it’s pretty normal in the restaurant industry. Started pulling two weeks straight with no days off and lots of overtime or doubles with no extra pay. Took some regular hours for about a week, then pulled the same shit again, but this time it was 3 weeks straight. Started overreaching myself, not doing things right, some national bigshot boss came over and realized the waiters were stealing from my stocks or charging customers extra and asked for my non-existent inventories, which I could not do cause I was very fucking busy making sure the bar was not left unnatended. She made me cry out of frustration and shame in front of everyone right there on the bar. Got drunk again, pulled the same shit over and quit about two weeks ago.

I was scouted for that restaurant. A Diageo World Class twice-participant saw me at the other bar I was working at, realized I'm fucking great (cause I actually am a fucking great bartender, mind you) and pretty much stole me from my modest 80 capacity bar to a whopping 600 one. His name’s Bernardo, and he’s the national head bartender for the whole restaurant chain, Palomino’s. They have seven outposts spread out in the country. I worked alongside him for two weeks and learned tons in that short time, then he returned to Mexico City, and we remained in contact. We got along great, he was the first and only bartender I met that knew what a fucking Sazerac was, or that also enjoyed Fernet Branca. Before he left, he passed on his bar blade to me. He had it for seven years.

I did my fair share, I saw that we made it through Mother's and Father's day and event after event. The local managers realized I would work as many hours as needed and latched on to it. At some point they chastised me at a meeting for accepting overtime pay, ever since I returned every extra cent whenever (if ever) I got a little extra on my paycheck. I eventually burned myself out and when I quit, they ended up begging me not to go for 10 days straight ‘til my last day. The managers even promised to send me to the Guadalajara and Mexico City outposts that we had so that I could grow as a bartender. Pretty much petty lies so I would pull a couple weeks more of extra shifts during this holiday season but I didn't buy it. I never talked to Bernardo about quitting, I just had to get out, whenever we talked he told me he considered me a friend. But I didn’t want to let him down. But I know I did and I'm probably dead to him. I never talked to him again. He even sent me a couple messages asking me if I had my submission ready for a couple international competitions. I haven't even opened those messages, I think he blocked me.

But I know how he thinks, cause we do think alike. I had a friend there who was head bartender before I was, they had me take over for him. He started burning out and they made me boss. He got depressed and told me about it. Asked for a day off to sort his feelings out and stuff. I knew how he felt so I ok’d it. He skipped work for three days straight. I spoke with Berna about it, and tried to soften the whole thing cause the other guy was my friend, as in like, “what should I do? I mean I’ve felt like that before and I know how it feels so I don’t wanna be too harsh or something” but he just cut me off and told me it was a load of bullshit and that he was gonna make him go tipless for 2 months, and warned me about pulling that kind of shit myself. And you know, I get him. I get it. Cause we do think alike. In this industry you can’t afford that kind of shit, you either suck it up or go fuck yourself. So when i realized that I was burning out I decided to call it quits before I let them down even further. To be completely honest, I loved the fact that they begged me to stay, promised me growth and promotion at bigger and better cities and a “a pressure free enviroment” as long as stayed for the holidays. I was under the impression that I was doing a horrible job, apparently not so much. The moment I decided to leave they started looking for replacements. As in plural. One barkeep leaves, two openings are posted.

Anyways, this was not supposed to be such a depressing entry. I’m actually kinda sought after tbh, A couple friends from other bars had tried to swipe me from that bar, the owner at the bar they stole me from tried to lure me in again with promises of paying me bartending schools at New York and shit (he’s got the money but he usually doesnt put it where his mouth is, although apparently I was one of his favorites, the maitre’d told me he heard him order the manager to “look after me and keep me happy” while I was there so yeah). And you know, the whole begging-me-to-stay-shit at Palomino’s.

One of my closest friends and his gf actually put in a good word about me at the university they teach at, and I was offered to teach bartending to the culinary students there. Honestly, I do know a lot. Like, a l o t . But you know me, I’m shy as shit and don’t do well in front of crowds, so my classes haven’t really been tip-top. But I’m working on it. They’re twice a week so I haven’t given more than three classes to both groups. Group B seems to like me though, but i think I bore Group A. The rest of my time I’ve dedicated to resting a bit for once, and this week I started kickboxing, so let’s see how that goes. I’m hoping it makes me a bit more assertive. I always struggle to speak my mind at work mostly because you get a motley crew of misfits working at restaurants, so I’ve been threatened with an ass kicking more than twice whenever I get aggressive at work (which i surprisingly often do). I’m also doing it for fitness, and a sense of progression and achievement. I’m doing kinda well, but that happens with every breakdown-cycle-thing. Hoping third time’s the charm.

#anyways #back with the old fashioned shitposting

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azuldemontana · 5 years

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Module 7 collaboration blog post!

This week we’re doing a collaboration post on the Module 7 activates. Make sure to head over and check out Louis blog!

Modern Encryption Standards

Cipher text 1 & 5: These two both have to be an ECB, we noticed that if we put in two identical 16 bit blocks, the output would result in two identical hashes. This is due to the fact that ECB does not use previously encrypted data to increase confusion.

Cipher text 2: For this one, we noticed that, unlike the other ciphers, no. 2 increased in length with the plain text. We realized that for however many characters we had in plain text, there were double that in the cipher text. This implies that it must be a CTR encryption method, that uses an incrementing counter combined nonce which is used to encrypt one character at a time.

Cipher text 3 & 4: For these two, we can conclude that they are using CBC as consecutive blocks are not identical to their previous blocks due to the previous block being used to encrypt rather than the same key being used each time.

Social Engineering with email Phishing

Reconnaissance:

From Sarah's Instagram gives us quite a bit of information:

Child’s DOB: 2/12/14 (Bday referred to twice)

Mark nearly passed out in theater (Mark = Husband?)

Husbands birthday on 4/06

Dogs names (Bella, Jessie, Max(Sarah's fav), Jasper( Also Sarah’s fav = begal), Stella)

Sarah likes summer

Childs name = James

sarah.jenkins0583 (may 1983 = bday?)

Puppy love website:

David enjoys micro-brewing

Looks after dogs (Angela and Jessie, black pugs)

Sarah works in office, most likely manages FB page

Attack:

Sarah isn’t very clued on Security wise, she sent back the Facebook credentials with our first attempt.

Getting the payment made was a little bit harder. David is a pretty simple minded man, so we found the best approach was to not use long sentences and just get straight to the point.

So it looks like David is strange kind of ‘human’ that will pay money if you include the key words “david” “payment” and “urgent”.

Knowledge Based Authentication

This game was actually pretty fun... And kinda hard as well. Louis started as the ‘attacker’ and asked me questions and I tried to guess when he asked me a Phishing question. The game went like this:

A: What is your proudest accomplishment? - I jumped the gun a bit here and immediately guessed this was a phishing question, and so lost on the first question. In hindsight this isn’t a ‘malicious’ question as a proudest moment normally wont be a single word answer, in most cases the answer to this question will involve some kind of story. So it doesn’t make sense for this to be a knowledge based authentication question. Yet in my defense, it could lead to the attack gaining information about you.

A: What’s the best single day on the calendar? - I proved I’m not very good at this game when I said this was also a phishing question... It’s not. It looks like it is, as often people use birthdays included in their passwords. Had Louis asked “what is your date of birth?” this may have been a phishing question.

A: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? - Thinking I had the hung of things, and not wanting to loose again, I guessed this was NOT a phishing question and told Louis that I wanted to be a fire fighter when I grew up. Thinking about it now, this was some crucial information I just gave and defiantly could be asked during knowledge based authentication.

Which! Now I tried to redeem myself and see if I could trick Louis into answering some phishing questions.

A: What is something that is considered a luxury, that you don’t think you could live without? - I started with a safe question to gain some trust before I started trying to get some useful information. Louis wasn’t suspicious of this one and answered the question to no consequences.

A: Where is the most interesting place you’ve been? - I hoped this one would fool Louis. We often use important locations in passwords, and some message authentication questions ask things along the lines of “Where was your first holiday?” (Looking at you CentreLink). However, Louis answered this with no consequences. The word interesting isn’t specific enough and isn’t likely to be used in a knowledge based authentication question.

A: What was the make and model of the car you learnt to drive in? - CentreLinks questions are appearing twice in this post now, this one is an obvious phishing question. So I started with a warm up question “do you drive?”, which Louis answered and told me that yes he did. Thinking I had gained his trust I then replied with “Oh cool, what car do you drive?”. But to no avail, Louis saw through my attempt and called out this question.

A: What city or town were you born? - Another malicious question, and I’m sure most of you can remember being asked something similar, maybe like “which country did you grow up?”, so Louis didn’t fall for this one either.

So it’s pretty clear that I’m not the best at getting OR protecting my information. Defiantly something to practice!! GG Louis.

Trump Phishing

Dear Commander and Chief Donal Trump,

I am emailing on behalf of the United States Department of Defense. We have recently discovered a major vulnerability in the official military communications systems that could lead to major consequences if left untreated.

It is vital that you provide us with the footballs launch codes immediately so we can detect if they have been compromised.

To do so, please encrypt them using our military grade encryption called 7zip, compress the file. Once it is encrypted, upload it from your own device to the following link.

www.securesafewebsite.ir.com

If you need assistance, please contact us.

Regards,

United States Department of Defense

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imagine-wannaone · 6 years

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Ong Seongwoo Royalty Au

Okay so I normally read over fics katie sends back to me before uploading but my laptop just spend 2 hours uploading so I have no time uh. but happy Christimas/ Christmas Eve if you celebrate, or happy winter holidays (Or if not simply have a good few days. There should be a pic up on the 29th or arond for my bday aaaaaye.

> • Okay so growing up in the spotlight of being a prince is kinda awful yanno, > • Literally everything you do is written in the papers or in a blog post and you’re criticised for every little thing you do, > • There’s just no escape, > • And the king and queen know this, so when they had a son they sent him to live with all the civilians in the city to grow up normally, > • They actually visited him at least once a month secretly, > • They didn’t tell him they were the king and queen but by the time he was around 10 or so he knew anyway because how can you not know the faces of your royalty?? > • So he kept his relationship identity undercover and grew up a secret royal, > • It’d probably give any one else a complex, right? > • Not Ong Seongwoo, oh no, > • This boy is honestly so chill and laid back he just goes with the flow and laughs his way through life, > • But also works v v hard, don’t get me wrong this boy doesn’t rely on his heritage for success, > • He works hard to make his own name, > • A future king cannot rely on everyone else around him to do things, > • So he’s out there being a young bean enjoying a civilian life, > • Your parents are both nobles and very close to the king and queen, > • They’re almost like advisors but fun? They help make a lot of decisions whilst staying friends with the royals, > • Almost an impossible job let’s be real, > • But that means they’re almost always busy so you just trundle around the palace as a toddler, > • Which is free of any other kids, > • How lonely, > • Your life is split between school work, which is half private tutoring and half normal school, > • And spending your time in the palace tryna entertain yourself, > • But because of your already high up position paired with the amount of spare time you have, you spend a lot of time in etiquette classes, learning how to act regally and whatnot infront of cameras, > • Because you’re thought to be replacing your parents in the future, > • You’ll be in the spotlight as a representative a lot oops, > • It really kinda frustrates you how your life is already planned out for you, > • But then so is royalty so you’re gunna have to just bare with it, > • And while you listen and learn well, any time you’re allowed to relax (aka school£ you are also chill as hell, > • What’s better than spending a day with awful posture, propped in bed in PJ’s infront of a laptop? > • Absolutely nothing fight me ;-; > • But you still know etiquette and manners books back to front and reversed again, > • And the fact you’re a good actor really helps like damn, > • So when the Prince turns 18, Seongwoo is revealed as prince as bought to the palace as a new home, > • Everyone in the palace is rushing around, panicking at the arrival of the new prince, > • You just sit one of the balconies overlooking the dining room and watch the commotion infront if you, > • Lmao you’re hiding, your tutor is looking for you to put you in one of those fancy dresses to meet the prince but you honestly can’t be bothered, > • And hate those frilly dresses the old woman likes, > • Don’t get me wrong the woman was pretty much like a nan to you, you loved her dearly but her dress sense wasn’t great, > • You didn’t want to meet the future king in a dress like that, > • But you also didn’t understand everyone’s panic, > • The prince had grown up a civilian, and yeah he probably expected a lot at the palace, but he’d probably just be happy with a nice meal and a few fancy suits, > • You didn’t approve of them throwing him in at the deep end, he’d probably feel way out of his league and unable to keep up with everyone and their well painted faces and fake manners ready to cater to his every move, > • You knew it was a privilege, a huge one, but you knew it was extremely unnecessary and often tiring, but it did give people jobs, > • You and your parents donate your ‘wages’ to charity because what was the point of hoarding money like some of the other nobles? > • Ruins the economy, > • (Again for the selfish rich people in the back) > • So you just sit and watch the hustle and bustle until one of your parents eagle eyes spot you and you use the foundation beam as a fireman’s pole to reach the bottom, > • Lmao you know how to make the most of your surroundings, > • So you then prowl away to go and avoid frilly dresses and find yourself a nice simple dress or some dress trousers and a nice shirt, > • Honestly either, both are cute as heck anyway, > • You have to follow protocol and arrive perfectly on time, to the second, easily find your place next to one of your parents near the head of the table where the prince will be for the dinner, and look around the huge table, packed with stuck up nobles that make you roll your eyes, > • Of course not all of them, there’s a few with the exact same attitude as you, making eye contact and sending true smiles, but you know for one that this dinner will drag, > • And while you get the royals plan, to throw him straight in to get him used to the surprises and things he may have to do in the future, you think it’s kinda unfair, > • But it’s not your place, > • YET, > • (But boi do you have a few points of improvement in your mind) > • To say anything, so you sit up straight and smile like everyone else, > • So all eyes are on the prince when you stand for his entrance, everyone trying to suss him out and figure out how to get on his good side, > • You think it’s really sad some of the nobles think like that, > • But you lay your eyes on a boy, the same age as you, in a smart suit, patterned nicely, brown hair styled expertly and with a devilishly handsome face, > • He walks in nonchalantly, relaxed and confident, but as he approaches his seat next to his parents you watch his interior too become more and more tense and overwhelmed, although he shows little signs of this, > • You want to scoop the poor boy up and take him to the balconies, where the loudest noise is the wind in the trees and the only eyes belong to the birds in the sky and the squirrels in the bushes, > • Aka your favourite place, where it seems like no noise or hustle can break the serenity, > • But the dinner drags and the new Prince Seongwoo almost gets drilled with questions, interrogated on questions people know are way out of his current league, > • But he copes as well as he can, although you unconsciously notice a few moves you wouldn’t have done, > • Stupid things like eating with the wrong fork or sitting wrong, > • You hate yourself for picking it up because you know all the others will as well, > • But you feel almost as exhausted as the boy, who you occasionally make eye contact with and send him soft, genuine smiles, > • You hope he can tell you’re genuine, sending him your confidence and not one of the others, with sly questions and wicked smiles, > • When you deem acceptable, you excuse yourself from the dinner, to the surprise of none but the prince himself as you’re always the first out of the fancy meals, > • Your parents are so jealous as they have to sit there with lots of people they don’t trust, hA, > • But you’re shook when you walk down the corridor towards your own suite when the Prince himself jogs up to your side and greets you, > • You do a double take and straighten your back before you can comprehend, > • At a closer look, the prince is tall and slender, but owns a charming boyish grin and flawless skin, home to a small triangle of freckles and warm eyes, making the future king truly approachable and sweet looking, > • You’re about to greet him as if a royal, as you should, but hold yourself back a little, > • it’s Seongwoo’s first day in the palace, it’ll probably be nice to hear a voice not stuck in a formal polite tone, right? > • You take the risk because??? Why the hell not???? > • “Seongwoo, right? I’m Y/N” > • Coupled with a warm smile, it seems to relax Seongwoo indefinitely, his shoulders coming down from his tense posture and the relaxed smile of when he first walked into the dining room returning, > • “I’m so glad I’ve found someone who isn’t old with a fake smile, oh god I was going to lose hope” > • His casual words and quick gathering of what the nobles are like makes you laugh, > • “How’d you escape them? The royals normally have to leave last,” > • The look seongwoo sends you shows he’s not totally pleased with this new peice of information, > • But thats how everyone left the meal to find the new prince and the advisors/nobels daughter laughing together in a hallway, > • But that’s also how you where thrown the painfully hard job of teaching Seongwoo how to behave as a royal in public, > • Now let me tell you, you didn’t exactly ask for this job, > • But the royals saw how well the two of you got on, and you always pulled it out the bag with your manners in social events, so assigned you the task, > • They actually knew how hard it was going to be but wanted to challenge you as you hadn’t yet found much to do in the palace, > • They’re laughing behind your back, > • And while you get on with seongwoo, being his 'teacher’ is a whole different thing, > • Seongwoo Is a jem of a person, and now holds the place of your best friend, but that may be s leading reason of why he’s a car crash with you, > • He gets so easily distracted, > • He just doesn’t retain any information, > • He may look like a regal god, but it lasts for 5 seconds before he trips over his feet, > • You want to scream, > • You do, > • He joins in, > • Do you blame him? No, > • But you drag him through the lessons though and slowly, so so slowly, but steadily you notice improvements that makes your little heart swell, > • Not only because that means he’s actually Listening to you and learning, but it also means your closest friend is progressing and settling in well, > • Not that he always is, > • Sometimes you sit with him as he panics about his future role as king, or as he breaks down about how he feels inept, > • You understand his frustration of being told what to do all the time, having no choice in his own future, > • But you know you can never comprehend the weight that pushes his shoulders to the ground about his royal heritage, > • So you sit with him, wrapping your arms around him and you let him feel, > • But Seongwoo is generally jolly and jokey, bringing a smile to your face and making your heart flutter, > • So you’re tackling Seongwoo’s weak point, > • His pOsTUre, > • Omg that guy cannot walk like a natural human what has he been doing for the last years of his life to make him sit like that? > • So you decide with the classic walk with books on your head™ > • Because that’s how you learnt although you have no idea if it even works, > • But it looks funny Anyway, > • And with so much free time around the palace you’re basically a troll, > • So you’ve got 5 books piled on your bed and Seongwoo has got 2 slipping around on his shiney locks, > • “So you’re telling me, Y/N, that you can hold those books on your head no matter what?” > • Seongwoo’s look of disbelief makes you laugh, > • Seongwoo has not been able to keep more than 3 books on his head for a minute in the last week and it honestly blew your mind a little how awful he was, > • It was slightly adorable, > • “No matter what,” > • You repeat and spin in a circle, you feel the books shift minutely but change to accommodate them, > • “See it’s not so- DiD yoU jUsT kIsS mE?!” > • The clatter of both of your books breaks the silence blanketing your mind, > • Seongwoo had, indeed, just kissed you, > • With the grace and agility of a damn gazette, Seongwoo had stepped forward, his lips pressing gently but quickly against yours, sparks jumping through your skin, > • “No matter what, huh?” > • Seongwoo’s cheeky eyebrow raise and eye flicking between you and the books on the floor make your cheeks redden but you both laugh, > • Wow what a beautiful start of a relationship full of laughter and honesty, > • aka the best relationship???? > • Seongwoo has pure talent in making others feel wanted and full of happiness, but he need you to help him feel that aswell, > • Because Seongwoo was born to be king, and even with his newly acquired manners, feels extremely out of his league, > • But with you by his side, squeezing his hand for support and full of smiles fill him with confidence, the whole task doesn’t seem so daunting,

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Rio & Buster

Rio: Quick, gimme a place I could be going

Buster: Where do scumbag lads from the 24 holiday?

Rio: 😑

Rio: Safe to say nowhere that looks like the French Riviera

Rio: going somewhere without phone signal guys, no there won't be pics to show you when I'm back either, bye

Buster: For real though, you could say you've got a job somewhere

Buster: No tourist shots 'cause you're working so hard, like

Buster: Under lock and key serving those drinks

Rio: Hmm

Rio: might work

Rio: can just say it was shit when I come back after no time at all

Buster: When you're getting picking grapes at a vineyard but don't get picked by the man of your dreams 💔

Buster: You just can't get the daddies these days, babe

Rio: 😂 Shut up

Rio: clearly past it but you don't need to rub it in

Buster: You shut up

Buster: You're with me, you've never looked better

Rio: Firstly, that's the point, no I ain't

Rio: Stick to the story boy!

Buster: 😂

Buster: Didn't realise you were screenshotting this convo, like

Rio: Obviously

Rio: Everyone so highkey

Rio: Like no one's questioning Nance what she's really doing or who she's going with 🙄

Buster: If you wanna go gay so nobody questions why you're coming with me you probably should've put some groundwork in before now

Buster: Better go kiss some hot girls quick, like

Rio: Very subtle, babe

Rio: Been there, done that

Rio: still don't think it's gonna be bought

Buster: 😏

Buster: Have you actually?

Rio: 🙄

Rio: FOCUS

Buster: I am

Buster: On that

Rio: Thought you didn't like sharing?

Rio: Double standard, like

Buster: It was before me so I'm not

Rio: Hmm

Rio: Not dying to know all the hot lads I've kissed though are you 😂

Buster: We can compare numbers if you want, babe

Buster: No shame here

Rio: Knew it 😏

Rio: Posh boys

Buster: It's not my fault if half the boys at school are in love with me

Buster: Irresistible, aren't I

Rio: So charitable

Buster: Well, I was gonna take you shopping before we go but if you don't wanna then fine

Rio: I was being nice

Rio: 😇

Buster: I reckon you can be nicer

Rio: Fine

Rio: I'll tell you all about the hot girls

Buster: Yeah?

Rio: but first 💳 me

Buster: Fine

Buster: I was being purely selfish anyway, there's so much shit I need before we can go

Rio: Jokes, babe

Rio: Same though

Rio: Last year's bikini ain't gonna cut it

Buster: Honestly, you can't be showing me up even if you are safe from the socials

Buster: So tell me what you need

Rio: I ain't walking 50 paces behind you

Rio: even if you've got lanky ass legs

Buster: Please, I could get you to do anything

Buster: But there's no fun in that, you gotta walk in front if anything

Rio: Keep it up and I'm walking away fr

Rio: Birthday boy or nah

Buster: 😂

Buster: Try it, I'm faster than you, and I'll easily just pick you up and carry you away, babe

Rio: 😠 Try it

Rio: 👊

Buster: I will if I have to

Rio: I wouldn't if I were you, I couldn't find you anything special so I'm like half your present still

Rio: Keep me on side, trust

Buster: You're protesting too much. You know you'd love it

Rio: Shh

Rio: You're being very unhelpful when I'm sat here tryna swear blind I ain't going away with a lad

Buster: You should just admit you are

Buster: That way we don't have to keep the bruising to a discrete minimum

Rio: Effort though

Rio: creating a fake mans, easiest way to get caught out

Buster: I'm real

Buster: Just don't use my name or family tree, obviously

Rio: Work on my mates

Rio: Not sure if the fam is that dim

Rio: hmm, sounds vaguely familiar 😂

Buster: How many details do they need?

Buster: Fucking hell

Buster: None of your business fam 😂

Rio: You have no idea 🙄

Rio: Perks of avoiding 'em truly

Buster: All your exes drop in with a CV and blood sample or what, like?

Rio: Don't

Rio: You know my 'rents out here making 'em part of the fam when we're like 2 weeks in

Rio: irony not escaping me 😬

Buster: We're literally never telling 'em

Buster: I'd have to dump you

Buster: Christ

Rio: What have I been saying?

Buster: How the fuck have our parents got such different vibes?

Rio: I know, how did my Ma happen tbh? 😂

Buster: She fits in to this fam's whole touchy feeling mood

Buster: It's my 'rents who are keeping that professional distance

Rio: You reckon?

Rio: It's a pretty even split tbh

Rio: how often are we seeing Joe, like

Buster: True

Buster: But like, I told my dad the birthday plan, cool place, hot girl, and he hit with an eyebrow and moved on

Buster: Nan and Granddad spinning in the graves they ain't yet in

Rio: Don't jinx 'em like

Rio: but nah

Rio: I reckon they just reckon that's how you prefer it

Rio: Little enthusiasm wouldn't hurt, though

Buster: Maybe they used it all on Nance's ideas

Buster: Gotta make sure she doesn't dramatically throw herself into the sea or some shit

Rio: I'm telling ya

Rio: Gon' be sipping cocktails with a babe in some naff resort

Rio: Got you all so fooled with this artsy shit

Buster: 😂

Buster: Benidorm with a butch

Rio: I'm glad you went for that joke 'cos it's too soon for Costa Del Sol with a cougar, like

Buster: Don't start me on the whole MILF thing

Buster: 🙄

Rio: Poor Nance

Buster: You've gotta draw the line when she's got actual existing kids

Buster: I'm not trying to be that kind of daddy

Rio: Don't think she planned on bringing the kids along, like

Rio: So not part of the fantasy

Buster: Don't

Buster: Never say fantasy in relation to Nance again, yeah?

Rio: Got it

Rio: That's a line I'm fine not crossing, don't worry

Buster: Better be

Buster: If you tell me she's one of the hot girls you've kissed we're over

Rio: Don't be twisted

Buster: I'm just saying

Buster: No need to take the sibling rivalry there

Rio: Gross

Rio: safe to assume I ain't her type either, like

Buster: Unlucky babe

Rio: 💔

Rio: Guess you'll do

Buster: Fuck off

Buster: You love me

Rio: Yeah

Rio: you know

Buster: Say it though

Rio: I love you

Rio: Idiot

Buster: You better

Buster: I'm sharing my birthday with you

Buster: Haven't done that since I was a kid, cheers

Rio: Hey, I'm fine with a party bag, babe

Rio: All about you

Buster: I'm not gonna hit you with a slice of cake and send you on your way

Buster: Don't worry

Rio: Good to know

Rio: Bit of a trek for some Colin the catterpillar tbh

Rio: love you and everything but

Buster: 😂

Buster: You think my mum ever gave us that? Come on

Rio: And you tryna say they're so zoned out

Buster: Always ready to brag, every single one of us

Rio: You know I had the best though

Rio: 👸

Buster: 'Course

Rio: When ur first daddy just spoils you too hard, like

Rio: 💁

Buster: Explains a lot

Rio: wys boy

Buster: 😏

Rio: Rude

Rio: 😣 Imma stay here if you're not being nice

Buster: It ain't. You know I like it

Buster: Start shopping, babe, you'll see how nice I'm ready to be

Rio: Ain't even got your bday money yet baby

Buster: We're spending that when we're there

Rio: Exactly, so I got me

Buster: It's my birthday you have to do what I want

Rio: But

Buster: But nothing

Buster: I've got you

Rio: Okay

Rio: I won't argue

Rio: bday rules and all

Buster: Good

Rio: How many out out outfits do I need?

Buster: like 4

Rio: Right

Rio: I can make this work

Buster: No doubt

Buster: Not to sound like my sister but I swear I'm over my entire wardrobe right now

Rio: 😂

Rio: Any excuse

Buster: Babe you can laugh but what the fuck is some of this? Like seriously

Rio: 😏 I mean

Rio: sure I tried to tell you at the time

Buster: I find that hard to believe

Buster: You always manage to make yourself heard somehow

Rio: I know

Rio: Impressive, isn't it?

Buster: One word for it

Rio: Come on, ain't trying keep you quiet

Rio: say what you mean, babe

Buster: Don't distract me, I'm very busy 😏

Rio: Having a wardrobe crisis, sure

Rio: Promise, don't care what you're wearing

Buster: Alright, catch me in the finest the 24 has to offer

Rio: Hoping to catch you out of 'em like but alright

Buster: You don't need hope

Buster: Just determination

Buster: Have you thought of your lie yet?

Rio: Planning to be hard to get all of a sudden?

Rio: I'm just gonna not lie

Rio: but be vague, obviously

Rio: social media ban should keep from suspicion, been to enough places I can describe a generic hol, like

Buster: Well, you're always saying I'm vague and you'll know where I am if you need a hand

Buster: Have you been too enough places with shit WIFI to make that believable though?

Rio: 😩 idk

Rio: its stressing me

Rio: maybe you're camera shy

Rio: or ugly as hell

Buster: Baby calm down it's alright

Buster: This is meant to be a good thing, yeah?

Buster: Me and you together celebrating

Rio: I know

Rio: I'm sorry

Rio: Everyone can just respectfully fuck off for a bit

Rio: It'll be good, I will, promise

Buster: I love you

Buster: And we're gonna figure this out

Rio: I love you too

Rio: pisses me off 'cos it feels needless

Rio: I know we have to and it ain't but, shouldn't have to be this much of a drama

Buster: Yeah, I know

Buster: I know what I said about keeping your fam in the dark forever and tempting as it is, I swear it won't always be like this

Rio: Don't chuck me

Buster: Don't be an idiot

Rio: It's what you said

Buster: Come on

Rio: I know

Rio: this is why we ain't telling

Rio: talk about an awkward breakup

Rio: imagine if your 'rents had

Rio: did they ever think of that like, could hardly avoid each other

Buster: Maybe they did but they couldn't handle the awkwardness

Buster: Fuck staying together for the kids, they had to do it for the whole fam's sake, like

Rio: Oh my God

Rio: what I'm saying, really trapped themselves

Rio: 😬

Buster: If you get sick of me give me warning so I can move to another country, yeah?

Rio: 'Course

Rio: least I could do

Buster: Cheers

Rio: Promise I won't get all psycho Chlo about it either

Buster: Don't

Buster: I see her at school so often it's got me so jumpy every time I walk past a mirror I cross myself in case she appears

Rio: Yeah, that is shit

Rio: at least I don't HAVE to be anywhere Ryan is

Rio: can hardly walk out or tell her to leave

Buster: Yeah

Buster: Speaking of that cunt though, how's he been behaving?

Rio: Been pretty quiet

Rio: knock on wood, like

Rio: saw him in town once and he was his usual charming self but that was just chance so

Buster: Glad I don't have to waste a wish on that then

Rio: Definitely not

Rio: Lucky that, really don't fancy adding him to the list of people I gotta give the dl on where I'm going 😂

Buster: Lucky 'cause I don't fancy you getting mad at me when I knock him out, more like

Rio: Oh, babe

Rio: forget about him, I am

Buster: Sorry

Rio: Don't be

Rio: You're cute, and I wouldn't be mad on principle

Buster: I hate that I can't protect you from all his shit, that's all

Rio: I know

Rio: but it ain't that bad

Buster: I get that you can handle it, I'm not saying that, I just don't want you to have to

Buster: If I could be the protective boyfriend and warn him off everything would be fine but

Rio: Maybe but

Rio: maybe not

Rio: he's just a prick

Buster: Yeah

Buster: Fuck him, we don't need to talk about him anymore

Rio: Agreed

Rio: Maybe I can get a job out there

Rio: in the casinos, hmm

Buster: We're meant to be playing hard not working hard, babe

Rio: You know I gotta hustle

Rio: I'm over the angel fr

Buster: Get a London job when we get back, then I'll never have to miss you

Rio: That'd be nice

Rio: But we both know I can't

Buster: Lie to me

Buster: I want you here all the time

Rio: I wanna be with you all the time too

Rio: Again, one day

Rio: I think Drew would at least cover Indie's rent but she shouldn't be alone, she's still a kid

Buster: Yeah, I know

Buster: You wouldn't be you if you didn't look out for her

Buster: And I quite like you so

Rio: 😏 Steady

Rio: Don't get all mushy

Buster: 'Course not

Buster: Who do you think I am?

Rio: Was gonna say

Rio: slow down and wait for me if you've already started your celebrations, like

Buster: I wish

Rio: We'll be making up for lost time so soon baby

Buster: You gonna jump out of a cake for me?

Rio: Couldn't get Dad to bake me in

Rio: Spoilsport much

Buster: 😂

Buster: To be a fly on the wall for that convo, though

Rio: He knows I'm extra but

Buster: Unfair 'cause I'm always insisting you keep my secrets but you're such an open book, babe

Rio: I dunno

Rio: I kinda like it just being me who knows

Rio: How selfish

Buster: I'm well proud

Buster: You really are learning

Rio: Bound to happen eventually

Rio: So persistent, babe 😉

Buster: What can I say? You're worth putting the work in

Rio: 😚

Rio: Baby

Buster: I'm not going soft, don't worry

Buster: I'll be rude to you later, I'm sure

Rio: Be the rudest if you did go soft on me

Rio: Ultimate insult

Buster: Fuck that

Buster: I could never

Rio: Happens to the best of us, don't worry 😂

Buster: Shut up

Rio: Really, nothing to be embarrassed about babe

Buster: Are you trying to jinx me or what?

Buster: Good luck

Rio: Just giving you something to prove

Rio: you're so adorable when you're mad

Buster: You trying to say I've still gotta prove myself to you?

Rio: No

Rio: I'm saying I like it when you do

Buster: Yeah?

Rio: Yeah

Rio: been too long

Buster: I miss you too, babe

Rio: It's so stupid

Rio: not even gone yet and already thinking about how much I'll miss you when we're back

Buster: It's shit

Buster: But it'll be Christmas hols before we know it and nobody can bat an eyelid about us being together then

Rio: Hooray for forced family time, yeah?

Rio: Don't let anyone hear YOU saying that though, so suspect

Buster: You know I don't waste my time talking to any of that lot

Rio: Hmm

Rio: So bad 😏

Buster: I wonder if Nance will be in a better mood with me by then

Buster: Don't really wanna have to do a whole secret santa vibe

Rio: Season of goodwill

Rio: Can put hope

Rio: add it to your wishlist now, like

Buster: I'll start thinking about her gift soon

Buster: Go big or go home, literally maybe

Rio: Work on that Winter wardrobe

Buster: Maybe I can send her on another trip, get her out of my way and do a nice thing all at once

Rio: Maybe

Rio: Sure you don't wanna spend time with her though?

Buster: You're funny

Rio: I'm not joking, like

Buster: Well, it's still hilarious

Buster: I'm trying to get her on side not further off

Rio: Maybe it is running before you can walk

Rio: still, gotta start somewhere, babe

Buster: You do, you mean

Buster: You're well determined to sort this, aren't you?

Rio: Your relationship with your family?

Rio: Duh

Buster: You're cute

Buster: Annoying but cute

Rio: What, like you want it like this

Rio: Come on now

Buster: Like it matters how I want it

Buster: I don't get to fuck up and still call the shots

Rio: It does matter

Rio: and she's not renounced you

Rio: it ain't that deep

Rio: not quite

Buster: Whatever

Buster: I can't make her talk to me

Buster: She's not you

Rio: I'll lock you in a room like

Rio: she can be mad at me then instead

Buster: Don't you dare

Rio: 😂

Rio: Don't be a baby

Buster: Don't start

Buster: You were behaving

Rio: Only lasts for so long

Rio: Do something about it if you're mad

Buster: Nice try

Buster: I'm not gonna make it that easy for you to get what you want

Rio: 😒

Rio: I'm so offended

Buster: Don't be a baby

Rio: 😲

Rio: Touche

Buster: 😏

Rio: 😣

Buster: Are you giving up just like that, babe?

Rio: I'm very busy don't distract me

Buster: Touche

Buster: But you didn't listen when I said it, so don't expect me too

Rio: I'll leave you to it then

Rio: So sorry

Buster: Don't

Rio: Sure?

Buster: Stay

Rio: 'Course

Rio: You don't want a kitten, do you?

Buster: You've got so many jokes today

Rio: We're giving Nancy one

Rio: Ma found a pregnant cat

Rio: they're so cute

Buster: 'Course she did

Buster: Sounds like you want me to have one so you can, babe

Rio: Shh

Rio: stop foiling my plans

Rio: [pics]

Buster: I'm not raising a baby with you

Rio: Cats are so low maintenance

Rio: it will keep you company

Buster: Good for them 'cause I ain't

Buster: Also not lonely, like

Rio: Boo

Buster: Take one for Indie, I'm sure she'd be buzzing

Buster: So would the cat if they can get high, like, but

Rio: I'm definitely not giving you one now

Rio: don't get a cat stoned, you monster 😂

Rio: and Indie wants a dog

Buster: Dogs can definitely get high, right?

Buster: Sure I've seen that online before

Buster: Indie'll have to clean up her act

Rio: We'll see if that's strong enough incentive

Rio: I doubt it but

Buster: Yeah

Buster: She'd have to get pregnant to make that stick I reckon and nobody's ready for that

Rio: Don't even play

Rio: Jesus

Buster: Just saying

Buster: Unlikely you'll be taking care of a puppy or kitten any time soon

Rio: We can have a dog

Rio: not like she's gonna be blowing smoke in the poor things face

Rio: so dramatic

Buster: You don't reckon you've got enough responsibility with her and the flat?

Buster: More fool you

Rio: Only got to walk and feed it

Rio: waaayyy easier than Indie

Buster: True

Buster: What isn't though?

Rio: Bless her

Buster: Maybe I can throw a kitten Chlo's way

Buster: Properly distract her

Buster: She'd probably call it a love token though, yeah?

Rio: Um yeah

Rio: may as well wife her now, like

Rio: no no

Rio: and she ain't having one of mine 😒

Buster: What so you're gonna keep them all?

Rio: Have you been to my gaff?

Rio: Probably 😂

Rio: if Ma knows people who might want 'em then they'll go

Buster: I can't believe you're giving my sister one

Rio: She's so buzzing

Rio: Easy bday present forreal, unlike some

Buster: I thought you were my present

Buster: So unless you're gonna be difficult

Rio: I had to get you something

Rio: Don't get too excited though

Rio: well, can about me

Rio: standard 😉

Buster: I was gonna say

Buster: Don't do yourself down, babe

Rio: Please

Buster: I mean, do put the work in still

Buster: As much as I miss you, you've still gotta bring it

Rio: When have I ever done anything less?

Buster: I can't lie, you ain't yet but you know

Buster: You might get bored of all this

Rio: You gonna stop bringing it too?

Rio: 'Cos that's the only way that's happening

Buster: Please

Buster: That shit's impossible

Rio: Glad to hear it, babe

Buster: I love you

Rio: Love you

Buster: I wish we could go now

Buster: With or without your fam's need for details being satisfied

Rio: Me too

Rio: I don't care no more

Rio: think I'm drug trafficking if you like

Rio: save the intervention 'til I'm back, though

Buster: 😂

Buster: Seriously, it's bad enough that I can't brag that I'm with you day to day, on my birthday when you're the gift that keeps giving, I should be able to

Rio: Babe

Rio: You're so cute

Buster: Shhh

Buster: You know I'm speaking the truth

Buster: So over not being able to pose with you ever

Rio: I know

Rio: Me too

Rio: but it's still worth it

Buster: 'Course

Buster: Don't ever think I'm saying it ain't, yeah?

Buster: Unless I actually do, but that's not happening

Rio: Got it

Rio: When do you reckon we can tell people

Rio: or if we should

Buster: I'll tell them now if you want

Buster: Just say the word

Rio: You don't wanna do that

Rio: time for celebration yeah

Buster: I want you

Buster: It's too late for them to take their gifts back if they ain't still in the mood to celebrate

Rio: Priorities

Buster: When do you wanna do it? Sat around the Christmas tree, like?

Buster: There's never gonna be a good time

Rio: Exactly

Rio: I'm scared

Buster: I know

Buster: But whatever happens, you're safe with me

Buster: I'm not going anywhere, not without you

Rio: Yeah

Rio: I feel it, I really do

Rio: We'll think about it, but we've got fun to have first, like

Buster: Just think, they can't all hate us, there's so many of them, that's basic probability, yeah? Someone's gotta be alright with it

Buster: It's not like any of the fam actually have room to judge anyway

Rio: It's a number's game, yeah? 😂

Rio: Already thinking like you in that casino

Rio: I don't want any of them to hate us, is the issue but you know

Rio: gotta be real

Rio: it's too hard to live like this and think it's forever, nah

Buster: You know it, babe 🎲 I'm so ready

Buster: Yeah, but I don't reckon anyone will

Buster: Not with all the shit this fam has been through already

Buster: And like you said, even if there's drama, it's gotta be done

Rio: Same 💃

Rio: I don't wanna think about it anymore, distract me

Buster: Okay baby

Buster: [Sends pics]

Buster: Think about me

Rio: How could I think about anything else now? 😻

Rio: Why you so good

Buster: Spending too much time with you, obviously

Rio: I mean #myinfluence

Rio: Your nude game has no doubt gone ⬆

Buster: Doing yourself a favor is the ultimate selfishness

Buster: Well done

Buster: So proud

Rio: See? I knew what I was doing all along 😚

Rio: Basic rules of karma, send good nudes and you shall receive

Buster: I'll ignore the implication that my angles were for shit before, yeah?

Buster: 'Cause when you asked for a distraction I don't reckon you wanted a fight

Rio: Come on 😏 Gimme that

Rio: you can say you've my fair lady'd me if you want

Buster: I'll let you have it 'cause I know I wasn't trying for the girls in this postcode

Buster: If you promise not to get too fancy on me

Rio: I'm not gonna be the one to call myself a bit of rough but we all thinking it

Buster: I was gonna say real

Buster: But alright

Rio: I prefer that

Buster: Whatever we're calling it, it's working for me

Buster: I like you

Rio: Works for me

Rio: You're not so bad yourself too so

Buster: Yeah, I know

Buster: 😏

Rio: Letting you have it

Buster: What else are you gonna let me have before it's officially my birthday?

Rio: Not your presents, if that's what you're thinking

Buster: Come on

Buster: I'll act proper surprised on the day

Rio: 😏

Rio: Was about to doubt your acting ability but we've pulled this off so far so maybe you can be trusted

Buster: No need to ever doubt me, babe

Buster: I'm that good

Rio: Okay, just one, like

Rio: Mum enough for you? 😂

Buster: 😂

Buster: OG MILF

Buster: Nance missed a trick there

Rio: It's frankly insulting

Rio: she's seen me in peak ma action and still not feeling it

Buster: Poor baby

Buster: I got all the good taste, that's all

Rio: 😻

Rio: Gonna let you have that too, not just to save my ego

Buster: You know it's true too

Buster: You've always been my type, babe

Rio: Yeah?

Buster: Yeah

Buster: Don't let the torture like kiss fool you

Buster: I reckoned it was gonna be my finest moment, at the time

Rio: It was perfect

Buster: Babe

Buster: Don't lie

Rio: I mean

Rio: obviously it wasn't the most technically perfect but

Rio: I'm glad it was you

Buster: Me too

Buster: My mum and dad talk a lot of shit but there's something to be said for having firsts with someone

Buster: Someone you actually want

Rio: Yeah

Rio: never good to look back on someone you've been with and really think, what the fuck

Buster: I've got enough of them without adding you to the list

Rio: Same frankly

Rio: Gotta try and keep the number down

Buster: Exactly

Buster: Why I don't do repeats

Rio: Well, the idea is repeat when you like 'em

Rio: not guaranteed you won't regret but you know, better odds in that category

Buster: 'Course

Rio: Have you ever slept with the same person more than once though?

Rio: Surely

Buster: Yeah. You

Buster: I mean, when I was a kid I did all my firsts with the same girl but once we fucked she chucked me so

Buster: Lesson learned

Rio: Awh

Rio: How mean

Buster: She regretted it

Buster: Not my bad, like I was obviously incredible but

Rio: Naturally

Rio: Nah, most people do

Rio: well, from what I can gather, the girls do and the boys were just scared then underwhelmed by it all

Rio: oh god, do not take me back, like

Buster: Same

Buster: Granted there's a lot of shit I could and would do better or not bother doing in the first place but like

Buster: Nah

Rio: Yeah, can't waste your time on that

Rio: who knows who or where you'd be now if you did it different, like

Buster: Cunt then, cunt now

Buster: It doesn't matter

Rio: Shut up

Rio: You are not

Rio: and you weren't that bad, anyway, we're all entitled to that phase

Buster: You're so biased

Buster: Just always loved me

Buster: Can't get enough of it

Rio: 😏

Rio: Why do you want me to think you're a cunt so bad, honestly

Buster: 'Cause I am

Buster: And you're too smart to buy into my bullshit, yeah?

Rio: I am

Rio: but you might not be if you're actually convinced you're a bad person, like

Buster: I'm not saying I'm 😈 just that I ain't a good person, let's be honest

Buster: Chlo reckons you can't buy class but what you can't buy is a decent set of morals

Rio: You are

Rio: You've just done some shit things and who hasn't

Buster: Like I said, you're shamelessly influenced by your 😍

Buster: I'm not mad about it though

Rio: 😑

Rio: No

Buster: Don't get mad about it yourself

Rio: I'm not mad just

Rio: You should know you aren't a bad person

Buster: Give me another year of being stuck here being a cunt first

Buster: 'Cause I know there ain't much I can do about that

Rio: That don't count, they don't deserve nice things or you

Buster: Stay with me though, yeah? Even though you do

Rio: I will because you are

Rio: You're good where it counts

Rio: and you're gonna make things up with Nancy you know

Buster: I'm gonna try

Buster: Patience is one thing I am good at, like

Buster: Get it done in the end

Rio: Exactly, you wouldn't give a shit if you were an actual cunt

Buster: I'm sure not every cunt is an only child, babe

Buster: She's still my sister

Rio: Stop fighting it

Rio: Accept your 😇

Buster: Alright

Buster: But only 'cause I'm hoping it means you get to be 😈

Rio: Might make an exception for you, babe

Rio: 'cos you know, I'm practically perfect in every way, like

Buster: Yeah

Buster: Perfect for me, which means you know when to be good and when not to

Buster: So please

Rio: Okay

Rio: I'm convinced 😈

Buster: Glad to hear it

Buster: Call me until I'm convinced too

Rio: 🤤 Sir yes sir

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Which colour would best describe your current mood? Ummm idk really, whatever color "content" is. Green? Does bad grammar annoy you? Eh sometimes Who played the last concert you went to? The lumineers and borns What’s your opinion on winter? I hate the cold but I love the holiday season and wearing sweaters and boots How many plants are there in the room you’re in? 2 Are you wearing anything in your hair at the moment? Nada What was the last book you read, and how did you find it? I haven't read in forever idk Do you prefer green or red apples? I like both. Lately I've been eating more green ones because I put them in salad Which room in your house is your favourite? Mine What was the last thing you microwaved? Water Do you often take the bus to get to places? No If somebody gave you a kitten to keep as a pet, what would you name it? I've always wanted a black cat with green eyes to name it spooky. If you could travel back to any decade, which one would you travel to? 60s Did you used to like making dens as a child? Not really Are you currently listening to music? Nope Any languages you would like to learn? Yes a few Do you like the smell of freshly-mown grass? No, it kind of makes me want to vom tbh Does it really grind your gears when people constantly quote Family Guy? I don't watch family guy so I wouldn't even notice How many tabs do you have open in your browser? I'm using the Tumblr app on my phone so just this Do you like to play Mario? Yes, especially mario kart Ever flown a kite? Yes What’s your favourite topping for toast? Just butter What colour is the front door of your house? Green Do you know anybody who is completely bald? Yes Do you put decorations up for Christmas? We do inside the house You have to paint a room in your house bright orange, which do you choose? The laundry room. Because I hate orange and I wouldn't want to see it often Your least favourite flavour of icecream: Strawberry is the only one really to come to mind Would you rather have a leather or denim jacket? I want one of each! I really want a cute faux leather jacket but it's not really the season for that anymore Can you imitate a southern American accent well? I attempt but it probably sounds like crap Can you read maps? I could probably manage a little? But with technology these days you don't really need to Do you think that bacon and maple syrup is a good combination? It's fine. I don't go out of my way to put syrup on my bacon but if I'm eating breakfast and it happens I'll still eat it Do you have any piercings? Just ears Own a lot of hats? I have like 5 Which musical instrument would you like to learn to play? Drums Would you rather swim in the sea or in a pool? Pool Preferred alcoholic beverage: Wine and margs Did you go camping this summer? Yes How is your eyesight? It's still pretty good Are you into this whole vampire thing? I was in middle school when twilight was big haha What’s a colour that you would never ever dye your hair? Orange Would you like to travel to India? It's not like #1 or even top 10 but I'd go Do you live in a city? No What was your favorite TV show as a kid? Blues clues when I was super little, and then like rugrats and spongebob when I got older Are you a fussy eater? I'm still pretty picky but I've gotten much better Can you dance? No Do you find green eyes attractive? Ugh yes they're so pretty Do you prefer to watch films at home or in the cinema? Home Can you remember New Year’s Eve on the 30/12/1999? I was only 5 so no Do you have a fringe? Nope Do you like any films with Barbara Streissand in them? I don't even know what films she's in off the top of my head and I don't feel like looking it up Which breed of dog do you find most scary? Breeds aren't scary, it's how the people raise their dogs that can make them scary. What’s the secret to your success? Believing in yourself, never giving up, if at first you don't succeed try again Do you keep any photos in your wallet? No Anyone you really miss right now? I'm okay Would you ever wear a white tuxedo? Probably not Do you judge a book by its cover? I try not to but of course I do. Everyone does. Do you like chips and dips? Ugh yessss so bad but so so good Last time you went on a rollercoaster: Saturday! So fun Ever been to a pottery class? Nope Who was the last person to stay over at your house? Britt Do you like red lipstick? Not on me Can you recall your country’s national anthem? Yep. I know Canada's too lol hockey probs Are you a light sleeper? Eh depends. When I'm first trying to fall asleep I am but once I sleep for a while I can sleep forever When you were young, did you ever pretend to “marry” somebody? No Have you ever spent an entire day in bed? Oh yeah How high’s your pain threshold? Eh What would you wear to a red carpet event? A nice dress. Probably sparkly Whose birthday is next, out of all the people you know? It's probably a fb friends bday tomorrow, but if not then my dad Do you find architecture interesting? I do actually. The architecture was one of my favorite parts of going to Italy Do you like Irish accents? I do Describe the worst date you’ve ever been on: None haven't been too bad... I went on a kinda awk double date so that was fun and too complex to get in to but basically it was weird because it was only the 2nd date and I wasn't very interested and he was kind of an ass and then expected me to stay over and I bailed because like if I'm not feeling you and then on top of that you're a jerk? No thanks pal When did you last go to the park? It's been a while Do you ever forget how to walk? No Do you own a Jesus bracelet? No How far out can you stick your tongue? I can't touch my nose sooooo whatever that means Do you like David Bowie? Yessss RIP he was so talented Does it annoy you when you feel like people aren’t really listening? Yep but I'm used to it, a few of my friends are horrible listeners lol What is the latest time you’ve ever woken up? 1 maybe? Ever gotten into trouble over something you didn’t really do? Probably Are you currently ill? No im okay Are there any really beautiful buildings close to where you live? Not in my town really but if you go to the city there are Do you have embarrassing parents? They have their moments lol How’s your grandmother? Neither are living. Can you speak any Spanish? Un poquito Would you rather be skeletal or curvy? Definitely not skeletal. I'm kind of curvy now but only the bottom half...I could lose some weight there and be happy but like still have hips and a butt which tbh there's no getting rid of this thing lol. I just want my thighs to be a little slimmer What’s something that really matters to you? Succeeding in life on my own terms. It's been the struggle this last year but I'm excited to start work and work towards my future/career and life goals. I don't want life to go by too fast but I'm ready to hustle in order to succeed.

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