#i love metal gear stupid

[thecoolertails]

it's crazy how snake fell in love with otacon and spent the rest of his life with him even after his first impression of him was otacon pissing his pants and introducing himself as otaku convention. love really defies all odds god bless

#do you think love can bloom even if you have a meetgross instead of a meetcute #my posts #i love metal gear stupid #mostly

[cinnamontoads]

date with kaz

#mgs #metal gear solid #kazuhira miller #big boss #bbkaz #sorry this picture has been making me lose my shit today I had to I love redrawing stupid images #my art

[freakinglegs]

He wanted to honk that shit sooooo bad bruh

#mgs #metal gear solid #mgs3 #mgs3 snake eater #snake eater #big boss #naked snake #literally #big boobie #revolver ocelot #adamska #that’s such a dumb name he’s so stupid I love him sm #fandom #fanart #digital art #artwork #my art

[feeshfries]

hi guys sorry im fixated on metal yaoi island esp otacom hes so me

i love old man yaoi

#feesh art #mgs #metal gear solid #otacon #solid snake #snotacon #metal gear yaoi #hal emmerich #i love otacon so much #i cry and heave over him #i also cant draw properly atm um i can only do stupid little not very detailed #like this #not big piece like before #rip my dawg me #ok bye now

[feline-evil]

Master Miller time

#my art #metal gear #metal gear solid #master miller #kazuhira miller #i honestly just wanted to draw the 'oh this? its laced w drugs' image bc its so fucking funny #but it became this bc <3 its master miller wesnesday. master milfer even if you will #i think the og joke i made 2 my boyfriend which is what inspired this was #master miller taking a drag from a ciggarette and young davesnake coming over like hey can i bum a cig off you #and shes like oh this? this is laced w estrogen you dont want this. #. and hes like really??? and she stares at him. #says no dave dont be fucking stupid it was a joke. and you can buy your own cigarettes fuck off #and then she ruffles his hair and sends him on his way cuz hes a good lad shes just not sharing her smokes w anyone #ANYWAY. iuf you want my now developing trans headcanons abt her i dont think she goes on hrt or medically transitions #shes out here and shes trans and shes smoking six packs a day and i love her <3 #IDK JUST! older trans people who dont realise stuff abt themselves till later in life mean a lot to meeeeee so i like headcanoning her #like this. HOOAH wow i rambled a lot on this doodle. hello hi enjoy my miller doodles

[deadscell]

#pov: they took your revolver #he’s so cute ❤️❤️❤️ #he’s so cunty and beautiful #i need more edits of eli being mean to ocelot #he’s someone’s eccentric grandmother #he’s so stupid i love him #the cat is staring at you #metal gear solid #mgs #metal gear #revolver ocelot #ocelot #mgs ocelot #major ocelot #slinger the ocelot #ocelot mgs #metal gear series #mgs memes #meme #shitpost #shit post #shitposting #shit posting #metalgear #metalgearsolid #metal gear solid the twin snakes #twin snakes #cat man #meow meow #gunslinger

[subsequentibis]

khamsinposting advisory in full effect

#ibis art #metal gear #metal gear rising #khamsin #khamsinposting #he is studying for his philosophical rematch against bladewolf. he will not interpret a single one of those books correctly. #i love his stupid fucking beady sunken eyes he's the worst im going to gnaw on his bones

[smallest-moon]

just... john deciding to retire after being awarded the title big boss, he's just immensely traumatised tired and he doesnt want.. cant fight anymore

adamska demanding why john is quiting everything and learning the truth from john about his mother and not really understanding why john would quit but he respects his decision

john uses his skills to hide himself away from the world and adam uses his skills to visit john from time to time (bc really you think he'd stop being a spy or stop missing john? never)

years later, as adam is visiting john in his surprisingly ever growing farm, john asks about his retirement and adam laughs

"retirement? i dont think i'll even get to that age"

this makes johns heart clench, he knows better than anyone else that everyday could be adams last "but if you got to, what would you do"

"i don't know" he shrugged "i never thought about it"

"you should join me"

"what?"

"you should join me, i have plenty of space and i could use a helping hand"

"you can't be serious"

"i am, you should give it a thought"

and the conversation ends there leaving adam quite baffled

though the idea sticks to his mind and finds that he actually quite likes the idea of growing old next to john in their his farm

and so another couple of years later, adam finds himself in front of johns farm asking if he has an extra room for him to which john receives him with open arms and a warm smile

#obviously he never ends up using that room past the couple of weeks cause for some reason he always ends up in johns bed #and they live gay ever after #mgs #metal gear solid #revolver ocelot #big boss #mgs big boss #mgs ocelot #bosselot #mine. #also hello?? i really hope people are still into mgs ha ha #pls ocelot is my stupid little scrunkly #hes my little pathetic wet tissue and i love him so much #this is like the plot of a fic i started writing years ago and like totally forgot #i have good ideas for them i just need to...... write

[jupitermelichios]

so this is, as far as anyone can tell, not a joke. this is an actual list an alt right dipshit gamerTM made of 'conservative core' games and posted on a 4chan clone, and it's the greatest self own I've seen online in a while. guy is just out here boasting about his own lack of media literacy

I'll put the full list below a cut for anyone who wants it, but i just want to highlight a extra few special entries here first (minor content warning for mention of forced pregnancy, nothing explicit):

Toho Project: it's almost certainly on here because it contains anime waifus, but I've literally never met a toho fan who wasn't trans. technically i guess cis toho fans exist, but they're definitely not the ones keeping the franchise afloat

The 3 different Warhammer 40k games: 40k was created as a critique of reactionary conservatism generally, and margaret thatcher specifically.

Doom: just gonna quote the creator of doom here. "Trans rights are human rights, important rights, critical rights and society needs to do more to make this the case for everyone."

Sniper Elite: this is a game about shooting nazis in the balls. literally, that is the game. there are nazis, you shoot them. usually in the balls. that feels like a pretty firmly anti-nazi stance to me, idk

Persona 4: this game is about how conservative japanese society mistreats teenagers and denies them physical and emotional agency. gonna go out on a limb and guess it's on here because dipshit fancies one of the female characters

Silent Hill 3: silent hill three is about a teenage girl who is impregnated against her will and desperately wants to not be pregnant but a powerful religious organisation tries to force her to carry the baby to term and as a direct result the world nearly ends. in one of the endings, it does end. because of the lack of an abortion. i cannot believe the game about the importance of reproductive rights isn't even the stupidest entry on this list

Fallout 3: it is, granted,one of the less political fallouts. it's still a game about how the U.S. gonvernment destroyed the entire world by declaring war on china and then nuking the planet, and also about how unchecked capitalism and the replacing the social safety net with corporations will inevitably lead to those corporations abusing people, and how that is very bad actually.

Bioshock: literally the first thing that happens in this game is you are told libertarianism is a stupid ideology that will always fail and ayn rand was a moron. and then the game goes on telling you that. at length. in a variety of creative ways. for the next 15 hours.

Metro Last Light: see fallout, this is a game about war-hungry governments who don't give a shit about their people end up nuking the planet and nearly wiping out all life.

and finally, to end on the highest possible note:

Metal Gear Rising Revengence: not only is this an entry in a franchise which is entirely and exclusively about how awful the military industrial complex is, this game specifically is about a soldier who was abused by the military killing the president of the united states because his use of private military corporations to fight wars is morally indefensible. literally. that's the plot. it's entirely possible raiden just says those words in that order out loud in the game because hideo kojima knows writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.

anyway, the alt right are fucking morons and media studies needs to be a compulsory subject in every school on the planet.

full list below the cut:

Toho Project

Warhammer 40k: Darktide

Doom

Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Sniper Elite

Mortal Kombat

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Persona 4

Rimworld

Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

Quake

Silent Hill 3

Resident Evil: Parasite Eve

007: Goldeneye

Perfect Dark

Battlefield 4

Dino Crisis

Fallout 3

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

Arma III

Squad (no, I don't know what this one is either, it appears to just be called squad? it looks like a rainbox six knock off)

Ready or Not (disappointingly, this looks like a Call of Duty knockoff and not a game based on the film ready or not, which is about killing the 1% with a machete)

Company of Heroes

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

Devil May Cry 2

Fire Emblem: the Three Houses

Megaman Zero

STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl

Bioshock

Halo 2

Battlefield 3

Call of Duty: Black Ops

Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War

Ninja Gaiden II

Metro: Last Light

Warhammer 40k: Space Marine (fun fact, at the end of this game your character gets executed for heresy because they saved lives, but i'm sure that's not commentary on anything at all)

Killzone 2

Dead or Alive: X-Treme Beach Volleyball 2

God of War (the original, not the Dad of Boy reboot)

Metal Gear Rising Revengence

#gamers TM #people it's okay to point and laugh at a little bit #at this point the only way to tell the genuine gamer TM lists from the parodies is whether spec ops is on there #(if it is the list is a parody not even the gamers TM are quite stupid enough to claim the bush is a war criminal game is republican) #i will concieve metal gear isn't only about the military industrial complex #it's also 5% about how much kojima loves depeche mode #also i want to hear the explanation for how morrowind is conservative #'don't let random dipshits use the heart of a dead god to give themselves superpowers' feels pretty apolitical to me idk #i would hope that's a message we could all agree on #i will give them goldeneye #not because of anything that happens in the game #but because there's 0 chance bond doesn't vote tory #also why parasite eve #RE 5 is right there #i don't think i've ever seen parasite eve on any list of games before

[quaddmgd]

#metal gear #metal gear survive #oc: crimson #screen.qd #look at her eyes!! #you need a nickname before you can start creating your character which is stupid #i named her crimson because its a cool nickname #but then i noticed that you can give your character red eyes (which i love seeing in media) #and i couldn't pass on the opportunity #her alias is crimson and so are her eyes #and i love it when she looks at the camera

[bestomato]

i’m starting to learn i may never be free but

#mgs #metal gear solid #psycho mantis #tretij rebenok #my art #my god . i have spent like 15 minutes trying to write a caption #thinking about that one line in drunk walk home by mitski and mantis too #like ok. truly havin the most normal moments #also i don’t speak a lick of russian i put third child on google translate and rolled w it #this also means i don’t know how to write russian obviously. sorry for my terrible handwriting to russians who see this #eye strain #tagging just in case #anyways dm me about mantis so i can ramble on and on about my scrambled thoughts abt him and freedom #i barely know anything about the metal gear series so i Will look like a fool but still. peace n love in planet earth #also ever since i used the liquify tool for the first time in a drawing i feel like i have been enlightened #it’s been like. since 2019? 2018? 2017 even???? i don’t remember actually?????? since i’ve done digital art #and i’ve NEVER used liquify #until this year #i didn’t do it bc i 1. didn’t know how and 2. when i found out i was like pfff that sounds stupid #character development looks good on me actually #i just liquified the font here but in other arts it has been a game changer #also i just realized i could have just googled the codename on the mgs wiki im . #thinking about how he only has codenames and no actual name established #again i repeat i am soooo normal about this

[cowsaresushi-coral]

how i download dmc5 mods. I desperately need vergil summon chair and vergil chair mod

This will be me when I get the sacred lawn chair.

Tomorrow...I will be free. And then I need to clean out PC space so I can play video games. Or I’ll go absolutely bonkers and draw until I fking die. Whichever is stronger. So basically, back to normal with a bit more gaming than before.

#coral yaps #delete later #2023 #i got dmc5 re2r and metal gear revengence #i don't know if mgr translates to the game name #got all of that for 35$. half the price of a full triple A game pog??? #anyways gonna get tears of a kingdom and maybe re4r if i cave. i'm weak to good games #i swear it's inspo #i love dumb characters #also my friends are constantly pointing at games that i would like #glad to know people know what i like though ultrakill may be confusing people into thinking i like violence #it's about stupid ass men bitching to each other #this blog is half art and half gaming #two sides of me #all deranged

[felidaecantus]

Despite me being miserable at rp I still want to impulsively make another profile. More like someone from Metal Gear Revengeance. The memes popping off doesn’t help

#π ‘ﾟ ‣ ɢᴏᴅ ғʟᴜɴᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴀᴛʜ // ooc #NANOMACHINES SON #they have a resurgence like once a year and I love that stupid game to death #please play revengeance. you don’t have to even know a smidget of metal gear to play #me missing my ps3 thoughts

[zaddyazula]

just saw a post referring to ocelot as a cat and oh my fucking god mgs4 mgs4 ending now i know why he said that

#i thought bb was backhandedly talking about venom (in a way that the statement works after mgsv not before it) but it’s so obviously talking #about ocelot 😭😭😭😭 #the rest of the monologue does sound like it’s referring to venom in retrospect but it’s gotta be ocelot 😭 how stupid am i #the line i’m talking about it essentially ‘cats do love to play as snakes’ after a couple of lines of talking about how under certain condi #people can become other people so i thought when i saw it again the other day ‘OH MY GOD VENOM VENOM HOW DID I NOT REALISE I’VE SEEN MGS4 #TWICE HOW THE FUCK’ #but i just saw that post and maybe the fact i’m watching a video about ocelot in mgs4 isn’t helping but. i’m an idiot #‘cats do love to play as snakes’ aka ocelot is pretending to be liquid = liquid ocelot #zad tries to not be an idiot challenge #zad talks #mgs #mgs4 #metal gear solid #metal gear solid 4

[hauntingblue]

I loved this movie about nami and her ex situationship reconciling and also anti capitalism

#i have one question are the episode 0 of movies just fanservice am i reding this right. also zoro looks jealous and petty #can they in like love action make zoro chastize sanji bc he is an ally and not just letting him sound jealous and petty like i enjoy both #but clarificaiton sometimes you know. like sanji stop that its dehumanizing and disrespectful also i want you #why are they worried about money when they are in a casino. nami was great at playing cards wasnt she #franky and luffy bonding sumo time.... nami gets the title hell yeah lmao i have been saying she is the strongest #omg the children sellong flowers... dont tell me luffy is going to defeat capitalism in this movie. hell yeah #i was gonna say cant believe they let luffy bet but he does have good luck tho. the stomach ache lmao #sanji is so stupid akdjsksks the guy who likes pain also....don't let sanji think too much about it omg the golden dust.... #zoro is going to be executed sanji and luffy are unlucky and all of them are broke and in debt. damn. how are you broke as a pirate even #nami and carina ex situationship talking about trusting each other again looking at the sunset... exactly #that was such a nasty betrayal and nami trusting her again so easily and fast like damn. #also what is the cp0 koala and sabo doing there like damn. jesus even #also what is absalom doing there.... #and WHO let luffy infiltrate. FRANKY GOT IMPALED!! gold is really malleable and not resistant and strong like this is getting me out of it #sanji got a cleaning man fit instead of a cleaning lady fit so why is usopp wearing one ajdjaka.... i mean he is the crews babygirl.... #also second movie where zoro gets kidnapped. the peoples princess. #omg they are in the pipes. also why is there pipe for the entry of seawater in a boat. maybe i don't know enough about boats #franky getting luffy out of the fan.... cradled like baby jesus for an instant #omg they have been bamboozled BY CARINA?????? OMG AGAIN??? NAMI!!!! OH NVM!!! WHAT??? #luffy didnt know they were doing all this cause he would have fucked it up akshaua him being thrown half dead out of the tower ahsuakaia #this reminds me of super mario wii where bowser turns into a bigger bowser when you kill it. damn #also another good guy turned villain because of tragedy. two in a row #the kid with the metal pipe omg... sabo is coming #i heard hikken and the voice was so similar i wondered why ace was there.... for a millisecond he was there..... 😞 #the red hawk and everything..... should we all kill ourselves.... omg carina didnt betray her actually #tesoro dumb asf for taking nami look how he is going down after that lmao didnt expect gear fourth tho. damn #still thinking about how gold isnt that strong so this shouldn't be necessary but alas shonen be shonen. luffy saving namis gf too <3 #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

[skyburger]

do NOT ask me a question and then let me go on wikipedia to check something you WILL receive really bizarre useless information

#case in point: just reblogged a post asking if i had seen a particular movie #i just wanted to put in the tags that i knew the movie but hadnt seen it. but naturally of course i had to be like hmmm #why DO i know this movie? #and this ended with me talking about the colonel's dialogue in metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty. so like. 👍 #I ALWAYS FEEL SO BAD FOR THE OPS OF THESE POSTS LIKE IM SORRY!!! I HAVE ADHD!!!! #u are all luckier than my poor mother though she hears so much random fucking bullshit #fortunately we are both big fans of absolutely useless trivia and shit. thats how i ended up telling her about how the ant bully was #the jimmy neutron studio's last project before they shut down #they went bankrupt i think #idk how we got there though because like twenty minutes earlier in the same conversation i was looking at the fbi's most wanted list #in my defense. i wanted to see if i knew the names of any other fbi most wanted members other than like. bin laden. (i did not) #you know how ponies in mlp have cutie marks and thats their special talent? i think mine would be like the ability to just #go down really stupid rabbit holes and retain absolutely useless trivia. but oh im having a grand old time #shit i just realized im rambling in the tags. AGAIN. at least its my own post this time #this is my own post right. hold on #okay yes it is phew. #ENOUGH RAMBLING THOUGH IM STOPPING MYSELF!!! #PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH. MIAMI MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE #muffin mumbles