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#i like to think shes a celestial wizard like her mama
mothmags · 5 months
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I might be cringe but I am free
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anyway, have a future Nashi (headcannon) for the soul
her guildmark might be facing the wrong direction. ignore her hand entirely, actually. i only breafly looked at a ref lmao
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Alright so here we go. Time to convert one of the characters from the video game Atelier Iris 2. Today's character is Viese Blanchimant.
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So for this conversion we'll need to take a look at what stats she focuses on in the game as well as what her skills are and what she actually does mechanically. Viese is an Alchemist, but not in the sense you'd think in 5e. In this game Alchemists need the help of mana spirits, elemental spirits, to synthesize and make new items by combining other items together. The game makes a point that she needs to make pacts with these spirits. So therefore there is some Warlock vibes as she makes pacts with these spirits to use their power.
But she is also known for her high intelligence in the game so that should be her focus stat. As she makes items and is more of a support character. So this brings in the Artificer levels where she has her main focus. She's the go to healer so healing spells and item usage are her main focuses. With that said here's what I believe her character sheet would look like.
Name: Viese Blanchimant
Race: human (variant)
Class: Warlock 2/Artificer 8
Background: Sage
Stats:
STR 8
DEX 10
CON 13
INT 15(16)
WIS 14
CHA 12(13)
Archetypes: Archfey Patron/Alchemist
Pact boon: Talisman
Invocations: Eyes of the Rune Keeper, Eldritch Mind
Feats: Healer, Ritual Caster (Wizard), Prodigy
Skills: Arcana(E), History, Insight, Medicine, Nature, Perception
Now the reasons for picking the Archfey Patron is mostly due to the weirdness of the Mama spirits. I liken them to Fey creatures as they are embodiments of the elements found in nature. Their pact boon is a talisman cuz in the game Views uses a gem that signifies her bond to the Mana spirits she's made pacts with. Although since she is more focused on healing and the original mana was the Mana of Creation, Celestial can work as well, possibly better mechanically speaking. So for flavor Archfey is best, for mechanics Celestial is best, both can be solid options. As for spell choices she would mainly focus on the support spells as she isn't much of a fighter. So healing and buff spells are her forte. The only equipment she doesn't work on with possible infusion choices is weapons. That belongs to a different member of the party.
So there we have it. Viese as a D&D character. She is pretty solid all things considered but due to her support focus she can be a bit lacking in combat situations but what she lacks in damage capabilities she makes up for in keeping her allies alive and enhancing the usage of their items. She's also the main nerd of the group perfect for info dumping and solving riddles and puzzles. This is not to say this build is the best for support, cuz it's not, this is just going off of the flavor and info the game provides and doing my best to convey it.
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howtoeatworms · 3 years
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Fairy Tail: The Celestial Journey
                              Chapter 1: The Journey Begins
It’s been one month since the war with tartaros. Magnolia has been busy rebuilding and with help from the generous amount of jewel the king has given to all those affected, almost a quarter of the town has been rebuilt.
The guild on the other hand was rebuilt in under five days thanks to the insane workload Erza forced on everyone. The craziest thing wasn’t even that. The master thought of disbanding the guild, the idea almost gave me a heart attack, But I’m glad Master changed his mind after he realized how sad everyone would be if that happened.
Everyone seems to be going back to their daily routines but some wounds are too deep to heal. It’s just not the same even now. But I’m sure things will get better soon.
I love you mama. I will talk again soon.
Lucy then put the finishing touches on the letter and put it away for safekeeping inside one of her top cabinets opposite her bed.
After having a nice warm shower Lucy was having a hard time deciding what to wear.
“I know, He can help me. Open! Gate of the little dog! Plue!” Lucy chanted as she pointed her key in the air.
In a puff of smoke what looked like to be a short, carrot nosed dog puffed into existence.
“Hmm. I haven’t worn this one in a long time, what do you think Plue?” She asked her little celestial spirit.  The small little creature walked over to over a dozen outfits sitting on her bed and pointed to a blue and white outfit.
Lucy looked at the outfit Plue had chosen and gave him a big hug saying; “I knew you could help me. Thank you Plue.” Shortly after in another puff of smoke the spirit was gone.
Lucy was walking down the road to the newly rebuilt guild hall wearing a blue shirt, a short, white skirt, long brown leggings and a black sleeve with her hair tied into a long ponytail.
Before she knew it Lucy was already at the guild hall. She pushed the doors open to find the usual scenes. People drinking merrily, some checking the request board and fiends chatting.
Lucy went to sit down at an empty table right near the entrance. She smiled at all the commotion around her. Thinking of better times.
“Oh Lucy! It’s so nice to see you at the guild again. You haven’t been here for weeks.” Mirajane said as she walked over to lucy’s table.
“Yeah, it’s good to be back.” Lucy murmured looking down at the table.
“Is there anything I can order for you, Lucy?” Mirajane asked.
Lucy murmured “No thanks, mira.”
“Well, if you need anything just call.” Mirajane said as she walked off to serve another person.
Lucy looked around the guild for Natsu and Happy hoping that they could go on a mission together.
“It’s just been so long.” She said to herself. Suddenly, something caught her attention in the corner of her eye.
    “Erza! We’ve been waiting 30 minutes for our beer and it’s still not here! You’re a worse waitress than Kinana!” Wakaba shouted in a semi drunken state.
“Uh, bud I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Macao replied to his long-time friend.
Just hearing the remarks by Wakaba, Erza rushed over to the table where he was seated, and like a tiger killing its prey Erza instantly jumped Wakaba.
“If it’s alcohol you want then it’s alcohol you’ll get!” Erza said as she started to force down a whole barrel of alcohol down his throat.
Lucy watched on in confusion and worry, glad to be sitting a few tables back.
“Erza being a waitress is a pretty scary thing.” Lucy nervously thought to herself.
Getting tired of sitting around Lucy got up from her seat and walked over to the request board.
“Even if I can’t go on missions with Natsu and Happy, I still need to pay rent.”
Lucy scanned the request board looking for a job suitable for both herself and her spirits. Unfortunately, she could only find dangerous jobs that would require a three-person team.
Suddenly a familiar flying, blue cat flew into the guild hall and grabbed a handful of flyers.
Lucy looked up above in surprise. “Happy it’s you! I haven’t seen you and Natsu in ages. How has he been?”
Happy looked down to see Lucy staring up at him. “I can’t talk now, Lucy! Got work to do!”
Lucy murmured, looking at the floor. “Of course, you do.”
  Hours later, Lucy was working on the finishing touches on another two pages of her novel. Feeling tired, she stretched her arms and decided it was time to go to bed.
Lucy signed, lying in bed. “I spent a whole day at the guild and I didn’t even get a single job, and Rent is coming up soon too. Maybe tomorrow I might find something.”
As Lucy slept in her bed, a dream started to form in her mind.
“Puny human, no mortal can stand up to the might of the four Celestial Gods.”
“I don’t care! I need to do this so I can save my family.”
“Draco! Deal with this pest for me.”
“Yes, my lord.”
A hulking monster appeared as if out of nowhere, standing down Natsu.
“So, you’re the Celestial god everyone’s been talking about, huh?” Natsu said in a sarcastic tone.
“Natsu! Get away, you’ll die!” Lucy screamed at the top of her lungs.  
The creature simply attacked, paying no attention to Lucy’s words.
“Celestial God Dragon… Roar!”
In a split second a wave of fire that felt as hot as the sun engulfed Natsu, and a split second later there was nothing left but ash.
Suddenly Lucy shot awake, she looked around, realizing she was safe in her own bed.
“It was just a dream, then?”
Lucy realized her body was shaking in fear, tears streaming down her cheeks.
“Natsu…”
  Lucy was sitting by the bar, drinking a coffee to try to keep herself awake. She didn’t get much sleep after she awoke from her nightmare.
“Oi Lucy! Watcha doing?” Natsu said as he draped his arm around lucy’s neck and chest, a little too close for comfort.
Lucy turned around and saw Natsu. “Natsu, it’s been so long. What have you been doing?”  
Natsu looked Lucy in her eyes and said; “Oh nothing! Just missions and stuff. I need to get stronger and stronger!”
Lucy’s face lit up, and an idea popped into her head. “Since you’re here, how about we go on a mission together?”
“Sounds like a good idea.”
“Happy! Find a flyer for Lucy and us.” Natsu yelled at the top of his lungs.
“Aye sir!” Happy replied.
A large shard of ice suddenly shot through the air and hit Natsu in the head.
“What the hell was that?” Natsu yelled.
“Hey, flame brain! Leave a few jobs for the rest of us will ya!” Gray yelled.
“Huh?” Natsu grunted.
“You’re taking all the damn jobs in the guild, soon enough there won’t be any left.” Gray replied.
Natsu jumped up from his seat and yelled; “Ya got a problem with that, popsicle man!”
Gray was starting to get visibly annoyed at Natsu’s ignorance. “You know I do, weren’t you listening, dumbass.”
Natsu then suddenly punched Gray and the force of the impact destroyed a table.
“Oh, it’s on now, Natsu!” Gray yelled.
Soon enough the entire guild was their battleground, getting other wizards caught up in their brawl.
Lucy looked at them both and murmured; “They never learn, do they?”
“I feel so tired.” Lucy said as she started to yawn. “I think I’ll just rest here for a bit, Mira.”
“Don’t sleep too long.” Mira replied.
Lucy started to drift off to sleep, the guild’s noise acting as a lullaby to her.
Lucy suddenly found herself in a very familiar place. It was her father’s old mansion. She started to stroll through the lovely garden out front when suddenly she was pulled away and dragged into a terrible memory.
It was raining.
Everyone was dressed in black.
Suddenly, Lucy knew what the memory was.
It was her mother’s funeral. When Lucy looked around, she realized she was her child like self again. Small and defenseless. The wails of pain and agony were a chorus of tears Lucy wished she never had to remember again.
Then, suddenly, the dream changed. Lucy was standing in shallow water, now an adult again.
“Fix the keys… the land of the spirits.”
Lucy heard a familiar voice.
“Who are you? Why do you sound like my…”?
A figure appeared in the distance. Lucy ran to it. It was Layla.
“Mum?” Lucy murmured.
The figure turned its head to reveal a half rotting corpse, a small smile etched on its face.
  “AAAHHH!!”
Lucy suddenly shot awake and her scream stopped the guild, as if everyone was frozen.
Natsu and Gray stopped fighting, Erza stopped eating her cake, all to look at Lucy.
Natsu ran over to Lucy as fast as he could, with Happy flying behind him, he ran over to the stool Lucy was sitting on.
“Mama?” Lucy said as she looked at Natsu, tears rolling down her cheeks.
“Oi Lucy! Are you alright?” Natsu asked, shocked at her scream.
Lucy looked at Natsu and Happy.
She murmured; “I’m fine, I just… had a dream.
“You had us all worried sick. Are you sure you’ll alright?” Natsu questioned.
“I’m fine, really I am.” Lucy said.
Happy was floating above Lucy’s head. “Was it about tasty fish?”
Lucy slightly laughed. “No happy, it’s not about tasty fish.”
“Oh! I betcha it was about Fighting.” Natsu yelled.
“No, fish!” happy replied.
“Fighting!”
“Fish!”
Lucy walked over to master, who was sitting on one of the tables nearby.
“I’m sorry master. I’m sorry everyone. I didn’t mean to worry you all.” Lucy said sadly.
Makarov looked at Lucy with a worried look.
“There’s no need to worry, my child. We all have bad days, but the important thing is to always remember that tomorrow will be better. So, keep your head held high, for that is the Fairy Tail way.” Makarov said.
Lucy looked at the ground, not able to look master in the face. Whether that was out of shame or cowardice she didn’t know.
Moments after Makarov’s talk the guild started to liven up again, becoming its old rowdy self.
“I think I need to go home.” Lucy said.
Makarov watched Lucy walk out of the guild with concern plastered on his face. Lucy looked like she was in a haze.
 Lucy barely made it home to her apartment. Walking home in a daze.
As soon Lucy entered her home, she started to undress.
“I need a hot shower… I’ll fell bet…”
She suddenly collapsed on the floor.
Lucy awoke in the same void of shallow water as before. She saw the same thing parading around as her mother.
“Who are you? Answer me! Lucy shouted nervously at the figure.
The figure moved and as it turned its head, Lucy anticipated the horrific figure from earlier. But it never came. All she saw was the beautiful face of her mother.
“Lucy, I have not seen you in years. You have grown so much since I last saw you.” Layla said.
“I don’t understand any of this, what’s going on?” Lucy asked her mother.
Layla looked at Lucy with sadness on her face.
I have been trying to contact you, I have a mission for you, a way to save Aquarius.
Lucy was shocked, she couldn’t believe what she heard.
“Let me explain, my daughter.” Layla said.
“In the northern continent, in ancient times a meteor hit and devastated the landscape, however since that day, that place has become a wellspring of power for celestial spirit wizards. Go to the celestial steppe and you will find a blacksmith that can fix any key, even celestial keys.” Layla Stated.
Lucy tried to run closer to her mother but no matter how close she got Layla would always be out of reach. “How do you know all this? Can I even trust you?”
Layla looked at her daughter with sad eyes.
“Of course, you can trust me, I’m your mother. All will be explained soon, just know that I love you, lucky Lucy.” Layla smiled and then disappeared.
Lucy woke up from her dream, determined to make it a reality.
“I’ll be with you soon, Aquarius. Just hold on a little more.” Said Lucy.  
  The next day Happy and Natsu were standing by the request board in the guild. They had found the perfect job for Lucy.
“I’m sure Lucy would loooove this one!” Happy yelled, with the flyer in his paws.
“I wouldn’t miss seeing Lucy looking like that for the world.” Natsu said as he grinned mischievously.
Natsu ran out the guild’s doors as fast as he could with Happy flying not far too behind.  
“Hey Lucy! Me and Happy found a job that you’d really like. It pays well.” Natsu Yelled outside Lucy’s apartment window. The flyer moving in the wind.
There was a silence for a moment.
“Is Lucy not home?” happy asked.
“Nah, she’s just ignoring me. Watch.” Natsu said as he jumped from the ground to the window sill outside Lucy’s window.
Natsu pulled the wooden frame up and hoped inside, with happy flying in after him.
“She’s not here.” Said Happy, looking around.
“Well, she’s gotta be. Let’s have a look around.” Natsu told Happy.
“She’s not in here.” Happy said as he lifted up the lid for a cookie jar.
Natsu grinned. “I know where you are. I’m coming in!” Natsu ripped the shower curtain off its rod expecting to see a naked Lucy.
“Huh, she’s not even here?”
Happy flew right into Natsu’s arms with tears in his eyes. “I looked around everywhere and Lucy isn’t here. Is she okay?”
“I dunno, bud.” Natsu replied. “But something is wrong.”
“Master!”
Natsu burst through the guild hall as loud as a bull and ran up to Makarov, who was sitting on the bar top.
“What is it my boy.” Makarov asked.
Everyone looked at Natsu in confusion. Breathing heavily from running to the guild, Natsu and Happy were trying to regain their breath. “It’s…Lucy…she’s… gone!”
“Hmm, what do you mean by that Natsu.” Makarov said.
“Lucy was here and then she was gone and I can’t find her anywhere.” Natsu said quickly, panicking.
“Calm down first Natsu.” Erza replied, who was standing to the right of Makarov.
After waiting a minute for Natsu to catch his breath, he finally spoke;
“I went to Lucy’s place to tell her me and Happy had a job for her to do, But I couldn’t find her anywhere. Then we looked around Magnola hoping to find her scent, but nothing. It’s like she just disappeared.”
“Well, this is troubling.” The master said.
“This is not like Lucy at all. She can be clumsy but she wouldn’t just leave like that.” Erza said.
“Could this be an enemy targeting Lucy?” Juvia chimed in.
“It’s a possibility. After what we went through fighting Tartaros I wouldn’t be shocked if someone wanted revenge.” Gray pondered.
For a moment Makarov closed his eyes and meditated on the news.
“We’ll send out a search party to look for Lucy. Natsu, Gray, Erza, Juvia and Wendy, you all will form a search party and look for Lucy. Also, we will use your telepathy, Warren to try and locate her as well.” Master Makarov announced.
Natsu was grinding his teeth and had his fists clenched, an aura of anger surrounding him.
“Don’t worry Lucy, we’ll get you back for sure. You can count on it.”
  It was one whole week after Lucy disappeared and everyone was low on spirits. The guild was as busy as ever, but it had a tinge of sadness in the air.
One whole week of searching all over Fiore and nothing showed up, not even a single hint.
Suddenly a strange, fat woman walked in the guild hall wearing Lucy’s old outfits with a wagon filled with boxes of clothes and other items.
“Isn’t that the landlady Lucy rented from?” Gray asked, pointing to the guild’s doors.
“The Landlady, why would she be here? Erza questioned.
“Is this the place where Lucy Heartfilia works?” The woman yelled.
“Yes, why?” Gray Asked.
“That brat went up and left, not even paying the rent she owes me, she left all her crap at my apartment too, So I’m dumping it here.” The woman ranted.
Natsu walked up to the landlady, looking at her with disgust. “Lucy always paid her rent on time. She always panicked about getting kicked out. This isn’t like her.”
“Well, your friend doesn’t give a crap anymore, that’s for sure.” The landlady said as she pushed all of Lucy’s belongings off the wagon and onto the floor.
Natsu stood there, clenching his fists in anger.
As the landlady started to walk out the door, she threw a letter on the ground.
“Oh, and she left this too.”
“A letter?” Natsu said as he picked it up and opened it.
Natsu couldn’t believe what he read. His hands started to shake.
“Natsu, please read aloud the letter, for all of us.” Erza said.
Dear Natsu.
“It saddens me to say this but, I’m leaving on a journey, one that is more important to me than you could ever imagine. I don’t know how long I will be gone; it could be a month or it could be a year or two.
I wish I could have stayed in the guild longer, but don’t worry, I will always be in your hearts and I will always be a member of Fairy Tail.
If you’re reading this, Natsu, then it means that I have already crossed the borders of Fiore. I will be sending this letter to my apartment, so if you ever break in be sure to read it.
Sincerely,
Lucy.
  A horse drawn carriage pulled up to a stop on near the edge of a mountain. The driver rubbing his cold hands together to try to heat them.
“I’m sorry miss, but this is as far as I can take you. The blizzard is just too strong.”
A slender, young woman jumped out of the carriage and said; “It’s okay, thank you for taking me this far.” She threw a bag filled with jewel to the driver.
“Nice doing business with ya!” The driver said as he directed his horse the way they came.
Lucy fixed her scarf closer to her neck for warmth. She looked off over into the distance, everything was a flurry of white.
“I’ve finally made it to the northern continent. It looks like my journey starts now.”
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thewritingstar · 5 years
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Mortifying Merch
Prompt: Juvia's teenage son gets embarrassed/mortified seeing various Juvia merch (such as her body pillows) in the Fairy Tail goods shop. Requested by an anon
I hope you all enjoy this drabble! Haven’t written much with Silver and Luna so hopefully I can write more in the future. 
Enjoy! :)
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There was something Silver always hated about his parents. No, no, not his parents in general but something about their legacy. 
They were deemed “The Best Guild Couple” By Sorcerer Weekly because everyone swooned at their love story. “Two broken people saved by each other.” 
That kind of stuff Silver didn’t mind. He defiantly boasts about his parents marriage and it became a competition among his friend of whose parents love each other more...its an on going war that will never have a winner. 
No he hated the merchandise. the Fairy Tail shop sold items for every member but Juvia was among the most popular. The amount of fan service her pieces gave the clientele made him mad but he knew there was nothing he could do about it, plus his mother didn’t make the items anyways. 
It was slightly embarrassing to see his parents in weird photo shoot or have items made for the fans fantasies. He hated all of it. And he wasn’t the only one. 
Annoyance washed over him every time he passed one of the dreaded shops. Of course he kept those feelings to himself but today sparked a cold war in him. 
Silver was walking with Luna Dragneel. they had just finished a game of tag with the other kids back at the guild and decided to head to the new smoothie shop to meet their parents. 
“Ugh I hate that stuff.” He nodded towards the shop. Luna looked over and rolled her eyes at the newest Lucy doll, the one with the matching bikini set. 
“I know right? Its just plan weird and kinda gross. I like the action figure and the battle photo sets though.” Luna agreed. 
“Yeah and the trading cards are pretty cool. I heard they are coming out with ones of us soon.” 
“Really? That would be awesome! Hopefully they will have special moves for us. I want Celestial Dragon Storm!” She cheered and spun around. Silver let out a laugh. 
“Whats that spell?”
Luna shrugged. “Don’t know but it sounds cool!” Silver nodded and when they passed the shop, a conversation caught the two little wizards attentions.
“She is the hottest woman in the guild.”
“Such a shame she hasn’t done a revealing photo shoot yet.”
“Juvia is definitely a mom I would like to fuc-” The man who said those disgusting words was slammed into the wall with an ice blast. 
“Silver!” Luna yelled as the man went flying. Silver turned back towards her and the gaze in his eyes told her to back down. She nodded and backed up, her gaze matching his. 
Even at eleven years old, Silver was one of the more power kid wizards. His icy glare scorched the mans soul as he hovered over him. 
“What the hell did you say about my mom?” He asked bitterly but the man gulped when he saw icy waves glowing from his hand. 
“Uhhh...nothing I swear.” He pleaded and held up his arms, dropping the body pillow cover he was tempted to buy. It featured Juvia in a bikini from her beach photo shoot years ago. 
Silver looked at the ridiculous item and scoffed. “Ya know i fell bad for pathetic people like you. Objectifying woman like this, no wonder you will never be married. You. Are. A. Pig.” Silver spat and turned on his heel. 
He made eye contact with the others and shot them a deadly scowl, one he inherited from his father no doubt. His blue eyes pierced their souls and a cold chill ran up their spines as he passed. 
“Next time keep your dirty thought to yourselves. That goes to you too ladies.” He looked to see a group of woman fangirling over a statue of Gray. “Have some respect.” 
Quickly the two kids left, Silver huffing as he kicked a rock. 
“That was really impressive.” Luna complemented. “Sorry I didn’t help.” 
“Nah its fine, its not your battle anyways.” 
“Well they are lucky they didn’t say anything about my mama.” She smirked and Silver knew that she had a stronger power to her and would have set the place aflame easily. 
“Yeah you’re probably right.” He laughed. 
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Hope you enjoyed! I think I am going to start posting everyday again! I need to get my creative juices flowing again!
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historical-rp-memes · 6 years
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Long song titles as starter scenarios
From a list of the 100 longest titles, but I only took the ones I thought might work as scenarios in the pre-Internet era. “Someday, in the Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What it is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands of People are Going to Be Shocked and Perplexed to Find Out it Was Not Them. Sometimes, This Includes Me”
“Sir B. McKenzie’s Daughter’s Lament for the 77th Mounted Lancers Retreat from the Straits of Loch Knombe, in the Year of Our Lord 1727, on the Occasion of the Announcement of Her Marriage to the Laird of Kinleakie”
“Some People Know All Too Well How Bad Liquorice, Or Any Candy For That Matter, Can Taste When Having Laid Out In The Sun Too Long – And I Think I Just Ate Too Much”
“But When the Little Fellow Came Close and Put Both Arms Around His Mother, and Kissed Her in an Appealing Boyish Fashion, She Was Moved to Tenderness”
“I’m a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin? Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues”
“Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain”
“My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion (The Inner Life as Blazing Shield of Defiance and Optimism as Celestial Spear of Action)”
“In the Raven-Haunted Forests of Darkenhold, Where Shadows Reign and the Hues of Sunlight Never Dance”
“You be the anchor that keeps my feet on the ground, I’ll be the wings that keeps your heart in the clouds”
“Come Sing Me a Happy Song to Prove We All Can Get Along the Lumpy, Bumpy, Long and Dusty Road”
“In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull”
“Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)”
“The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire”
“Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict”
“I’ve Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)”
“Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis”
“Free Radicals (A Hallucination of the Christmas Skeleton Pleading with a Suicide Bomber)”
“Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders”
“The Wizard Turns On… The Giant Silver Flashlight and Puts on His Werewolf Moccasins”
“I Will Never Write An Obligatory Song About Being On The Road And Missing Someone”
“Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch’s Perpetual Blasphemy”
“The Hazards of Love 1 (The Prettiest Whistles Won’t Wrestle the Thistles Undone)”
“Oh, You Are The Roots That Sleep Beneath My Feet And Hold The Earth In Place”
“Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat”
“Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued”
“You Probably Couldn’t See For the Lights But You Were Looking Straight At Me”
“Bloodlustfully Praising Satan’s Unholy Almightiness In The Woods At Midnight”
“The Putrefying Road in the Nineteenth Extremity (Somewhere Inside the Bowl)”
“I’m Like a Lawyer with the Way I’m Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)”
“Does Anyone Else in This Room Want to Marry His or Her Own Grandmother”
“The Siege and Investiture of Baron Von Frankenstein’s Castle at Weisseria”
“Journey to the Isle of Mists (Over the Moonless Depths of Night-Dark Seas)”
“It’s Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night, That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long”
“If You Wanted A Song Written About You, All You Had To Do Was Ask”
“Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off”
“(Lord It’s Hard to be Happy When You’re Not) Using the Metric System”
“I’d Hate To Be You When People Find Out What This Song Is About”
“I Am Downright Amazed at What I Can Destroy With Just a Hammer”
“Apparently Hover Boards Don’t Work on Water (As a Day in the Life)”
“It’s Not a Side Effect of the Cocaine. I Am Thinking It Must Be Love”
“Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends”
“Good to Know That If I Ever Need Attention All I Have to Do Is Die”
“Behold, the Armies of War Descend Screaming from the Heavens”
“Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey”
“Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums”
“Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaughtered”
“I Venture Into The Crowd With A Spelunking Lamp On My Head”
“Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saves the World”
“The Polka Dancing Bus Driver And The 40-Year-Old Mystery”
“I’ve Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None on My Fingers”
“Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today”
“Thwarted by the Dark Blade (Blade of the Vampyre Hunter)”
“One Million Billionth of a Millisecond on a Sunday Morning”
“The Train Runs over the Camel but Is Derailed by the Gnat”
“Katy Says Today Is the Best Day of My Whole Entire Life ”
“The Difference Between Poison And Medicine Is The Dose”
“If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?”
“Young Man, Old Man, (You Ain’t Better Than the Rest)”
“A Lot of People Tell Me I Have a Fake British Accent”
“Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow (What Can I Do)”
“Hold Me, Touch Me (Think of Me When We’re Apart)”
“Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)”
“The Dust Blows Forward And The Dust Blows Back”
“Bears See Things Pretty Much the Way They Are”
“Do You Have A Map Cause I’m Lost In Your Eyes”
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WC # 68
Prompt: “Hey its cold outside. At least wear a jacket” -Gruvia and “You can stop hugging me now”- Nalu Both requested by the lovely @katana-no-neko
Pairing: Gruvia and Nalu
Here is some family fluff from both fams. Okay this might be the most boring fic i have ever written but i am tired and i tried. I hope you all enjoy. 
Also Gruvia’s daughters name is Miku because it means beautiful sky in Japanese and i think that fit really well since their love cleared Juvia’s rain. 
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The winter season swept through the guild and everyone had a smile on their face. The usual daily fights had ceased and everyone was in the caring mood. Gifts, cookies, songs and lot of candy canes had spread through the town as the it was covered in a thick blanket of snow. It was a perfect start to the holidays.
“Gray-sama are you ready to go to the guild?” Juvia called as she bounced her three year old, Silver, on her hips.
“Yeah I just had to finish changing Miku” Gray said as he came out of the nursery with the blue haired one year old.
The little girl babbled as she pulled on her dads silver chain and Juvia beamed at her perfectly little family.
“Okay let's go! I’m sure Luna will be happy to see Silver.” She cooed at her boy as he pouted.
“Silver is a big boy mommy, I can walk on my own.” the three year old pouted and Juvia kissed his cheeks and set him down.
“If Silver wants to walk then Juvia will allow if she gets to hold his hand.” Silver nodded and grabbed his mothers hand as they walked outside.
“Hey it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.” Gray fussed and Juvia looked down to see that she was in a tank top and shorts as if it were summer.
“It has appeared that Juvia has gotten us to the cold, but she will bring one just in case.” She kissed took the fluffy jacket from Gray and gave him as kiss as they walked to the guild.
Miku giggled as she watched the snow fall with her bright blue eyes her mother had given her and Gray tugged the woven beanie down to make sure his little girl didn’t get cold.
“To the guild!” Silver cheered and Juvia let go of his hand so he could skip along the path but Gray’s hand replaced his sons so she couldn’t complain.
The snow crunched under the little girls boots.
“Mama? Do you think I’m going to be a strong wizard like daddy?” Luna asked as she formed a deformed snowball for her snowman.  
Lucy looked up from her book and smiled. “Oh I think you will be stronger than him.”
“Really?” Luna gasped and Lucy nodded her head as Virgo popped up with a giant snowball for her favorite pink hair child.
“Miss Luna I made you a ball.”
“Thanks Virgo! We should wait until Silver gets here and then we can throw it at him!” Luna laughed and Virgo nodded and set it aside.
“Luna don’t use that huge ball, make some smaller ones. If you wanna throw that one, use it on Loke.” Lucy smiled and watched as Virgo and Luna's faces lighted up with mischief.
“So evil, that my Lucy.” Hot breath hit the back of Lucy’s neck and she knew instantly that her dragon slayer husband was behind her. His arms wrapped around her tightly as he placed a kiss to her cheek.
“Hey honey.” Lucy cooed and turned her head to kiss him on the lips and she smiled as she heard an ‘Eww’ come from her child. Natsu laughed and watched as Luna began a snowball fight with Loke and Virgo. He laughed as Loke went down dramatically after getting a light tap from a bundle of snow.
“Natsu?”
“Hmmm?”
“You can stop hugging me now.’ Lucy sang and Natsu took his hands off.
“Sorry love.’ he said and sat on the bench next to her and she instantly snuggled up to him.
“Much better” She hummed and took in his warmth.  
Soon the Fullbuster family came into view and Luna was quick to rush up to Silver.
“Silver! Do you wanna have a snowball fight with me?” Luna asked as she held a small ball in her gloved hats.
“Silver would like to play.” He smiled and chased after her.
“Lucy! How's the baby?” Juvia asked as she sat next to the blonde woman while their husbands ran towards the kids.
“Oh our little one is quite fussy these days but it's worth it in the end.” Lucy sighed and smiled as she rubbed her large baby bump.
“Well Juvia made some cookies that you were craving.” And the celestial mage gladly took the cinnamon cookies and plopped on in her mouth.
“Oh thank you Juvia!” Lucy almost cried. “Your mother is such a talent baker huh?” Lucy tapped on Miku’s nose as she gushed over the adorable baby girl.  
“Ohh stop Lucy, you are just as good. Those brownies are to die for.” Juvia laughed and she could almost taste the gooey treat in her mouth.
“I know, I baked you about twenty pans when you were having this one.” Miku babbled as she grabbed onto her aunts finger.
“Juvia wouldn’t be surprised if that is how many she had.” She shrugged and continued to bounce her little one of her leg.
“Mommy?” Luna came running up to her mom. “Daddy and Uncle Gray are doing it again.” She pointed and the women looked to see a huge snow fight taking place with Silver in the middle sitting on a block of ice.
Silver sat on the block, is feet dangling as he watched the snowballs fly back and forth.
“Daddy!” Silver screeched as one of the snowballs hit him in the face and he fell into the pile of snow. Natsu roared with laughter and silver began to whine.
Slowly the clouds above turned dark grey. Silver let out a cry as hail began to rain down, pelting the ground below.
“Uhhh Juvia?”
“Juvia sees. Luna would you be a dear and hold your cousin.” She passed Miku to Luna and rushed towards her boy as she tried to dodge the hail.
“Its okay Silver. Look! Daddy is fine.” Natsu pointed and Gray threw a hand in the air but was still down on the ground. Silvers eyes met his and darkened. He lifted his hand and formed and ice ball. “Uhh Silver?” Natsu’s eyes widened as he ran from the child but he was struck down by a chunk of ice.
“That's my boy.” Gray shouted and Juvia took him off the ice block.
“Mommy would be upset but you defended your dad. But we need to see about this hail. Silver? Did you cause it?’ Juvia asked and the little boy shrugged as she settled in his mom's arms.
“Hey your son just pelted me with ice.”
“Relax Natsu, don’t pick a fight with a child.” Lucy sighed as she took Miku out of her daughters hands and stood up. “Come on let's go have some coco inside. Good job Silver.” Lucy winked and walked inside with the Fullbuster baby and her two little ones.
“That sounds good. Gray-sama are you alright?” Juvia called and she dusted the back of Natsu off. “Sorry Natsu.” “No it's okay. You might have competition over who is more protective of Gray.” Natsu laughed and put Silver on his shoulders. “You got me good buddy, let me show you how to really aim!” Silver cheered and he was taken inside by his fire breathing uncle.
“Juvia.” Gray took his wife's hand, a concerned look was on his face. “Did our son make it hail just now?”
Juvia blinked and looked away. “Juvia believes so. But it has never happened when he was cried before. What should we do, it seems like he has gotten a piece of Juvia's curse.
“Well for starters, your rain was never a curse, just a bump in the road i would say. Even if he does have this ability we won’t shame him or treat him any differently. I love your rain and hey , we can live with a little hail.” He smiled and kissed her rosy cheeks. “Now let's go inside.”
She nodded and they joined the rest of their family in the warm guild hall.
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Hope you enjoyed!
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