#i know horses are not that large

[jestroer]

So i’ve started readin an amazing piece of team rancher fan fiction called The Highwayman by @envelopedbyoblivion​ and ummm...

This is the size comparasion of Tango and Bullseye i got in my mind after reading the first chapter... Which is basically the canon right

#IM SORRY #I have a problem with imagining things from writing which is a funny feature to have as an artist who does fanart for fanfiction #but i was just imagining this giant ass horse and tiny tango #tango is always kinda asamb (assigned small at my blog) when i draw him but like #yeah #yeah so #ah #thats thing #i cannot draw horses for the life of me also #but i just really wanted to draw this cause its hilarious #tangotek #court jester's art #court jester's fanfiction appreciation moment #in my mind it was more omnious but you know #thats just a man and his horse #i know horses are not that large #and horses who are large are not really fast or what you would need as a bandid in the desert #but have this large fricking horse and a tiny tango unit

[luna-lovegreat]

I want. Four to get appreciation. Because

Four gave a ton of unnoticed help when Twilight was injured

The fight with Wild was difficult, and I know we're all concerned about his negative view of the shadow crystal

But Four did something that no one else really thought of to help- He took care of Twi's stuff

From the beginning he told Twilight to not worry about them

So Four took care of pretty much everything but the others (that Sky and Wars handled)

He took care of Epona

Which is so very important- he took care of Twilight's horse. After her arrival at the stable Four followed up on her

And for Epona, a horse so attached to her human, having some company can help so much for reassurance

He took care of Twilight's stuff

He got Twi's shield- his bags and equipment, and organized it into one place

And he was worried. He obviously found the shadow crystal while handling Twi's stuff, but his negative reactions to it were out of concern.

Also- because of his placement in this scene

I'm fairly convinced Four was ready to start cooking before Wild showed up (since he's beside the counter with food supplies). At the very least he had the basket of fruit out for everyone -but he was literally standing with food behind him- he thought of everything

And he did housekeeping!

Wars payed for the inn, so Four took care of the inn

Realistically these boys were probably not too concerned with tidyness. Four got all of Twi's things on one table, and took care of the room they stayed in

Organizing tables and Twi's things, having food supplies ready, and opening the curtains- overall he was the one tidying up the inn

Four helped in a huge way! He took care of Twi's horse (Epona is so important), his equipment and shield and bag, as well as the other rooms in the inn

Four filled in all the little tasks that others didn't think of. He helped in ways that were needed, but not obvious

There's a lot of problems with the shadow crystal and with Wild, and I don't know what's gonna happen in the future

But don't forget this- don't forget that Four was one who stepped up in an almost unnoticeable way

Don't forget that when everyone was barely holding it together, Four visited Twilight's horse and took care of his things

No matter what develops in the future- this amount of care shown is important ya know?

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Art and comic from Jojo @linkeduniverse au :)))

#epona is so important #Lu four #linkeduniverse #linked universe #I work with horses and #Epona is INCREDIBLE- she's extremely attuned to humans and emotions. she doesn't scare easily and can keep her cool in a fight #but it's still super stressful to suddenly be in a fairly large and populated town- separated from her person #and for such an empathetic horse? Four going and TALKING to her- gently petting her nose and just being near her #means so so much! that literally matters so much to a horses mental state in a foreign situation- just having company #he checked on Epona and gave her company like !!!!!! it's so considerate and means so much for Epona! Four I love you !!!!! #uhhhh yeah! #with the food- I don't think the innkeeper would have free/complimentary food out- but wars wallet def had it covered #then wild showed up with potions in a cooking frenzy- but four was still shown with food behind him- he thought of everything #I don't know what's gonna happen with the shadow crystal and stuff. but no matter what happens in the future- this matters. #he did a ton of small things no one else thought of it matters he cares so much didjdkdksjfjj #I have a lot of posts I'm making/editing and trying to get to. I'm just a little gal trying my best :/ #so many ideas and so little time... I love you guys and this fandom so much :)) #(if I said anything off or offensive let me know... I'm always nervous about that but I want to hear from you if I'm wrong) #(also you are so so cool and valuable don't forget that ok? I love you and you are important) #:)

[cryptid-condor]

little snapshot of a zelda 1/2 au where the Prince actually sucks and he puts a bounty on the wielder of the triforce, which leads to link stealing a horse named Pony who joins him on his new quest to overthrow the monarchy

please click for quality i promise its worth it :)

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu hyrule #all my rat #i really need to learn how to draw leaves #legend of zelda #u wanna know a secret? #i made this au as an excuse to give roolie a horse #i know Pony is Large but just remember: link is tiny #i went down a complete rabbit hole of rein-less horseback riding during the process of this one #ik this au only works if u assume the prince is still alive (meaning hes probably old) or he left behind a triforce cult or smthn #but dont worry about it #i have a lot of headcanons about what rule's hyrule looks like

[sergle]

I love telling Hugo, a dog who I raised and whose surroundings I control, that he's a City Boy for being confused as hell on a farm

#born in texas and raised in oklahoma and NO I don't know what a horse is WHAT is wrong with that large and sick dog #anyway I'd do anything to know what he thought of the whole thing #we handed off our rooster to some cool lady who already keeps roosters that ppl didn't want #and she was nice enough to walk us around her property and shit #Hugo got to see.. a hog. horses. a mule. a goat. many chickens but he knows what chickens are. #he also got to see a very enthusiastic puppy who really wanted to play with him #hand to god I almost could not get Hugo to go near the fence to see the horses #he was also scared of the hog. but he warmed up to her #sergle.txt

[heavywoolcoat]

#today's promt is 'map' #idk i remember reading somewhere that Nick and Horse-man couldn't write sheet-music properly #and would instead write these intricate instructions for how stuff was to be played using symbols not accepted by the musical world at large #(they're just like me for real) #(i know how to read sheet music for bass and bass only) #(i use sheet music intended for the double bass when playing piano and guitar) #(it's a problem) #anyway #inktober? #pinktober #pink floyd #nick mason #roger waters #david gilmour #rick wright #art? #art

[doubledyke]

veneers queen

#his teeth are uncannily large and straight #unlike him #ill fitting dentures vibe #i know its just a cartoon thing but he does have some big ass horse teeth fr #esp in season 1 #love it

[matoitech]

a horse riding uhh another horse

#my art #ocs #furry #anthro #horse #unicorn #hes on my mind #he doesnt wear shirts a lot but no pants is making him seem very naked #dont ask me how my ocs pose ever . i dont know #my fave thing abt griff is that hes Wide. i dont think hes tall but hes Large. and his arms r MASSIVE #leather #text is fromthat gravity falls episode bcuz ive thought abt that line fucking constantly for a decade #it just gets stuck in my brain and i think abt it when i draw horse furries

[moe-broey]

LIKE........ @ the prev post about armor flexibility.... Is That Why They Look Like That??????? 👁️👁️

Something else fascinating I found actually when I was comparing the Askr trio (knowing Alfonse and Sharena largely match, just a few differences here and there), wanting to get a better look at Anna...

SHE HAS BIG ASS BOOTS?!????? I. COMPLETELY FORGOR ....... it gives her a real sturdy look though. Hm.... (Thinking about what this means for characterization/how I'd draw her, esp w my initial impressions kind of. Being the opposite of this LMFAOOO oops 😥)

#feh #art ref #also something funny is actually looking directly at the official art for alfonse and sharena #and seeing that they do differ in little ways like that (didn't include the full boots cause i wanted to focus on the shoes) #i just. made simplified designs of them. made them twinnies. and never looked back LMFAOOOOO #and really it does go back to that OLD old gravity falls art i did where i completely redesigned their outfits #bc i think i was still somewhat new at drawing them and bc it was a whole comic i. couldn't draw the armor. That Much. #and in that design i gave them over the knee stockings. and that just stuck. in no way do either of them have that #in canon SHKSHDKSJSK (MAYBE w how alfonse's clothes are layered. that little bunched up cloth at the knees. #but even then that's still white fabric. whereas i like giving them both red socks. extrapolating from #sharena's boot/thigh window design i really couldn't make heads or tails of back in the day LMFAOOO) #also i will say. it is an extremely funny experience to have fe as a special interest. and to have history be one of my worst subjects. #i know jack shit and fuck all. on a surface level typically i would have little interest in this sort of thing. i love these guys though!!!! #and bc i love these guys and bc i'm an artist. i am studying the most oddly specific shit you wouldn't fucking believe #from clothing (a keen interest of mine actually) to infrastructure (i hate this.) to weapons (v superficial i just think its neat!) #to. horses. even. (i respect horses as beautiful and large creatures but i'm convinced they sense fear and i don't want #to fuck everything up bc this beast is like three times my size and i am. a little nervous. cool beast though!) #what being on the autism spectrum does to a motherfucker. #fe alfonse #sharena #fe anna

[jopzer]

i think brett goldstein was trying to kill me when he said roy would scream and sing if he didn't carry around so much shame

#beebles #roy kent #ted lasso #like fr put me down like a lame horse style #did he know what he was doing when he said that. ruined my week. #like yeah he really is a creature of immense shame isn't he #deeply deeply repressed sad little man. #sad large man. tall. #and also insane btw. he's a freak and i love him and the things he does and does not feel shame about keep me up at night #will: tie his coworkers dicks together. #won't: have an emotion in front of his girlfriend without agonizing about it for a month

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

I think someone put the brain of a mouse or maybe a squirrel inside my head at some point because all winter I was like “I crave nuts and seeds” and now that it’s getting warmer and brighter out my brain keeps going “it’s fruit time”

Like, modern transportation has made it possible to move many fruits all over the world (in theory) all the time! But the primal early plesiadapiform part of my brain is like “you must eat what is available this season”

#I was going to go with euarchonta or plesiadapiform brain but I think the early members of both of those groups were from a tropical #ecosystem. if I’m wrong though and either are from more seasonal environments I could change what I used #actually. wait. plesiadapis is from the late Paleocene. yes. but tropical plants have reproductive cycles too #do they generally vary by season or are they just doing it all at their own pace by species #I am from a very cold seasonal climate that gets hot af in summer but is pretty cold for a good five-ish months #not all equally cold #it’s bad for our environment if it doesn’t get cold as balls for a bit every winter #and we didn’t really get that this winter. but that’s not my point! #I mean to say I can’t remember how it works in tropical environments #if the plants just time their reproduction whenever in the year or if there are seasons for most plants at the same time #does that make sense? I’m using the primate-like-mammal. if it’s wrong then whatever #fuck it we ball #maybe I should have gone with a group further back in time but I couldn’t find climate info easily about things that far back and fuzzier #i am not the most familiar with primate evolution. especially early evolution of the group. I’m open to learning more #i just tend to fixate on certain other things like early mammals and horse and cat evolution #paleontology #emma posts #I like juice all year though #one day I want to try many varieties of fruits that I cannot access easily where I live because they can’t be shipped here #or they just aren’t as popular a variety on an industrial scale #maybe one day i will have a big greenhouse and i will be able to grow the banana varieties I want to try #I can see why some plant varieties aren’t grown on a large scale. some of these bitches are SUPPOSED to be able to grow in zone four but #they refuse to work with me! blueberries make sense. the soil here is nowhere near acidic enough and they would need to be in a pot or #whatever. ya know? but some plants just won’t! or I get them and then the weather here which would NORMALLY work is different that season

[raveartts]

*opens Instagram*

someone: here's a pretty (but relatively generic) character with 20 pieces of art, $2000 please <3

and I close Instagram

#uhm. you could buy quite a large portion of a fursuit for that sort of money #not just the fursona #and really. only that much art for that price??? #it's nice art on a nice design but like?? #I glance at my own fursona for two seconds #(60+ pieces of art from different artists. nearly 2000 drawings by me) #that seems like such a ripoff #I once bought a character with a similarly skilled design and artwork #like 5 pieces of artwork #for just $20 #the discrepancy is insane here #like you can design well. but where are you finding people willing to drop at least an entire months rent on a fursona #you could scribble your own similar looking fursona for free #and use the $2000 on a custom suit or sth. that's infinitely more worth your money #or use the $2000 to commission MANY artists to give you custom fursona designs #sorry if I'm being insane but this seems so stupid #I hate the character/adopt trade fr #you have to be INCREDIBLY popular (among rich circles) to be able to price like that #and it just makes you look so smug on your high horse because you know the smaller artists could NEVER #the small artists can't even sell anything for $5 and the popular ones would accuse them of underselling and lowering value #rave ramblees

[aether-weather]

there should be an option to block songs on spotify. unliking isnt enough i need to Never see it Again.

#i fucking hate this one stupid song so much but it keeps coming up in my recommended #every time i hear it im filled with enough violent and visceral rage to kill at least 3 large horses #and im DONE. i want it out of my life NOW. #knowing that it exists in the depths of my queue keeps me awake at night

[roxyfoxgamer150]

"Y'know, I'm a really great wizard, all my spells are amazing!" An arrogant boy bragged to his friends, with the dimensional travelling squad with them.

The squad, which included Obervser, Scrap, Hollow, Solaris and more, all wore gas masks to avoid smelling the disgustingly horrendous scents coming out of everyone. (Literally, medieval times didn't bathe, right?)

"Okay, what spell did you create?" Scrappy Mirabel asked, genuinely curious.

The boy revealed his wand and a potion, "The spell is called Irkon Secro, and it deals massive damage to enemies with icicles! Throw this potion towards them while casting the spell, it'll do more damage, because it's gel mixed with a bit of the ends of needles!"

The whole group was silent except for hiw own group.

"Your staff is infected with mold." Observer Mirable stated with disgust.

"Why is your potion watery!? Why is it more water then the ingredients itself!?" Scrap yelled in horror.

Hollow Julieta pointed at his robe with a blank stare, "Your robe is not enchanted with protection spells little one. Well, I suppose that's normal because you're a first year.." she muttered the last part to herself.

Solaris just narrowed her eyes, "Your spells are weak. Besides, icicles, really? What about if it's summer huh? What if the speed of the ice melts it." She scoffs, "Even my kindergarteners are better than that, and I'm a fucking horse!"

Shadow Facade stared in surprise with Thunder Orb. They looked at each other, "Honestly we didn't expect the potion to look liek swamp water."

Kromelia, who was the newest member of the squad, and who was also semi-mute, simply shock her head and did a thumbs down, glaring.

The boy just ran to his parents.

#observer mirabel au #encanto au #mirabel madrigal #mirabel au #random thought i had lmao #hollow julieta au #scrappy mirabel au #encanto #solaris au #I know Solaris (She's an AU version of Princess Celestia from MLP) is actually a pony but- (1/2) #I like to think that Solaris is literally a whole fucking Shire Horse with the speed of a Thoroughbred and THE STRENGTH OF A BELGIAN DRAFT- #actually wait let me make Solaris be that. I NEED her to be larger than the canon Princess Celestia. #Probably shitting pants if we saw Solaris in real life in full flowing mane and large body of a fucking horse- #Shire horses are gentle #𝘕𝘰. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 #You will NOT see Solaris as a gentle SHIRE HORSE WITH THE FUCKING SPEED OF A THOROUGHBRED AND STRENGTH OF A BELGIAN DRAFT #You see a shire horse with the SPEED of a thoroughbred you will be SPRINTING IN FEAR.

[bacon-neko]

Nano 2023 Day 17

hey wait a minute! how did you get here? (and where is that large automobile...)

“And I suppose you have special insight into his fate?” said Hermes. “Like where he is now? How to find him?”

“Bold to assume my visions would be helpful,” replied Apollo.

Hermes doubled down. “You found your way here, didn’t you?”

“Several hours late.”

“Sure, but you came.” Hermes pulled to the front, forcing his brother to a stop. “You’d never leave Hyperborea without a reason, come on. You had to have seen something big.”

Apollo stared Hermes down a moment before releasing a puff of white breath and scrubbing his hands through his curls. “I didn’t see much,” he said, eventually, leveling carefully against his brother’s gaze. “Just a crumbling Olympus, a boy with dark hair and grey eyes, and halo of storm clouds above him. I felt motion in the weave, so I let the strings pull me here.”

Hermes frowned. “You’re lying. There’s something else.”

Apollo smiled and shifted past him to continue walking. “Good luck proving that in court.”

“Pretty sure the god of liars can smell a rat,” Hermes called after him.

“And I invented lawyers!” said Apollo. “I like my chances. Now, if you don’t mind, we have bigger fish to fry.”

Hermes huffed and bit back a groan. Despite himself, he asked, “What kind of fish?”

“The kind that keeps father from clocking us as traitors the minute we get home,” replied Apollo cheerily. “Let’s hop to it.”

#my post #writing #large automobile is a chariot btw #i don't think apollo has a chariot for me #sometimes in the myth record he has a very large swan or like a regular chariot with normal horses #and the swan is kinda interesting but actually i don't like it #and ares has cool horses that have names and artemis gets a bunch of deer #and when two of your siblings have very cool chariot set ups why would i also spend more time on chariot business #i'm very bored of chariots right now #and i can turn him into a bird instead #swans are also out because i was starting to get real in the weeds about swan social behavior and boy #swans sure do like imprinting on humans and trying to mate with them #i don't like that #i wrote giant swan for all of 5 minutes #immediately thought about leda (and the swan) #i don't wanna think about leda (and the swan) #so no swan for apollo #anyway i think i might totally rework the beginning once i'm done #i wanna smooth out the prophecy delivery and who knows what when #but that's a job for later #by my estimation if i keep going at my current pace i could have 50000 words written in the next 3-5 months #so i could have a finished book by this time next year easy #exciting

[tempest-loupnoir]

#horses are not an invasive species. #horses do not damage water holes and grass as much as cattle and sheep do #horses help the environment When they have room to roam and disperse naturally #it’s such a dumb argument saying they hurt the land when deer literally pick through their feces for seeds and drink where they dig #yes they are large animals who can damage an overly small environment be #they need a lot more than most state parks can give them #same with all large ungulates and predators #people can co-exist with all animals but many do not want to learn how #animal sense should be taught in schools. it’s embarrassing how few people know how to read animals and nature #rant over #will probably delete these tags later but after so many roundups Killed horses recently I am still furious #there are millions of #mustangs in government concentration camps #with no shelter no browse not enough room to run #mustangs either get shipped off to buyers who will sell them for meat or they get sick and die in the holding corrals #tax payers are paying for animals to suffer. #Move them to other wild areas. Stop treating them like a parasite #don’t even get me started on how bad predators are treated #I had to stop following conservation centers and rescues online because I was getting bad news constantly #I am oversaturated with bad news and I have too much to deal with in rea #real life to deal with getting my heart broken online too

[rohirric-hunter]

Head hurty

#So tired of drinking water #I even have the bottled water that I like and I'm sick of it #What I need is an extremely sus puddle in a rock in the woods with no obvious source and living fish in despite only being 3in deep #Thatd cure me #Unfortunately I dont know where to find such a thing around here #And head hurty too much to go look #I did the math once and you have to take almost two entire large bottles of over the counter ibuprofen before it starts to hurt you #That's for the average adult human it varies per person #And of course some people are quite sensitive to it #I have taken 2 ibuprofen dont read into this #I was just thinking about that because sometimes people judge me for starting with two #But in all the 15 years ive been taking ibuprofen regularly one has literally never made a tangible difference #So about three years ago I started just taking two to start with. Saves time and needless pain #Very occasionally I will go up to 3 but not often #Horse #anyway some people think I'm gonna have liver failure at 26 (I'm 27) but in reality I would have to take almost 2 whole bottles #In under 2 hours too b/c your body metabolizes it fast although the faster you take it the more it builds up #I ran my numbers past a nurse and she said they were reasonable too so there #She did recommend erring on the side of caution with such experiments #But seemed to believe me when I assured her that it was a thought experiment only and I had no intention of taking #*checks notes* 800 ibuprofen in 2 hours #Anyway yeah I know the bottle tells you to not take more than 8 in a 24 hour period #That's so the company can cover their ass in case anyone tries to sue them over dosages #For the record I dont recommend ever taking more than 3 #Find the minimum effective dose and take that #And if its more than 3 probably find a different painkiller. And see a doctor #I might need to take another head still hurty