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daddyfordaeddy · 3 years

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i feel so high when its just us two

pairing: jinyoung x mark (got7)

word count: 1130

genre: smut

warnings: anal sex, mark bottoms jinyoung tops, barebacking, spanking, eating out, butt plugs, mark is a brat, jinyoung is also a brat, fingering, i cant write smut, porn what plot, kitchen sex

summary: mark sends jinyoung a video, jinyoung is not pleased

do not be deterred by the lack of capitalisation, i capitalise in the story im jsut lazy

The video Mark had sent Jinyoung made the younger groan low in his throat. His hyung, his delicious, beautiful, brat of a hyung had laid himself out so prettily, hands spreading his ass, showing off his pretty little, pink hole. And inside that pink hole that Jinyoung loved to wreck, was a perfect, small, white, butt plug. Jinyoung can feel heat pool in his stomach as he stares at the video with wide eyes.

Mark’s left hand moves, brushing against his own ass, and Jinyoung’s breath hitches. His hyung’s long, delicate fingers pull at the butt plug, sliding it out with a delicious sounding pop that makes Jinyoung’s hands clench. Cum and lube from the night before trickles out of Mark’s clenching asshole and Jinyoung closes off the video hurridly, his half-hard dick twitching at the fresh memory.

Fuck.

He’s going home.

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Jinyoung bursts into his and Mark’s shared home, hands clenched around his eyes and knuckles white. He can hear Mark calling for him from the kitchen lightly, but he can’t even register what his boyfriend is saying. But he can register the sight he sees when he enters the kitchen.

Mark, laying stomach down on the counter, white lace stockings up to his thighs, a new, pink butt plug nestled between his soft ass cheeks. “Hi, Jiny-” Mark doesn’t even get to finish his greeting when Jinyoung strides over and raises his hand, landing a slap on Mark’s left ass.

Mark cries out at the sound, but Jinyoung pays no heed, quickly slapping the other one just as hard. “Fuck-” he groans again, and Jinyoung’s hands dig into Mark’s hipbones, dragging the older back. His hyung’s ass presses against Jinyoung’s clothed dick.

“What the fuck was that video, Mark?” Mark doesn’t answer, and another slap is landed, this time on the butt plug. Mark keens at the feeling, and Jinyoung slaps him again. “Answer me.”

Mark groans. “A present,” he replies shakily, but even with his quavering voice, Jinyoung can hear the fucking smirk. “Did you like it, Jinyoungie?” Jinyoung growls, fingers pressing the butt plug further into Mark, who whines again.

Jinyoung doesn’t care, leaning down and biting into Mark’s thighs. “Like it? Fucking hell, Mark. You’re lucky you sent it after I got out of my meeting. You fucking fox.” Mark giggles proudly, but Jinyoung isn’t as happy. “If you cum, I’ll leave you untouched for a week.” The threat shuts up Mark.

“Jinyoung-” Mark tries pleading, but Jinyoung isn’t having any of that, biting down on his thigh again.

“Don’t ‘Jinyoung’ me, Mark. You asked for this, you’re going to get it.” Jinyoung pulls out the butt plug with no hesitation, and Mark bites his lip to refrain from crying out. He knows the game to play, and he knows Jinyoung will not hold back on his threat.

Jinyoung cannot wait any more, head dipping down and pressing a kiss against Mark’s rim. Mark gasps at the feeling and Jinyoung lets the sound pass. But he won’t let Mark have a breather, dipping his tongue into his hyung’s pink, stretched out hole.

So far, Mark is being a good boy, muffling his sounds. But when the first dry finger breaches him, he bucks his hips, moaning. Jinyoung is not happy, slapping Mark’s ass again, watching it be painted red with heat. “Strike one.” Mark’s gut twists and Jinyoung inserts another finger.

Mark’s hands grip the counter tight, he cannot make another noise. He knows what would happen if he did. Jinyoung, pleased, finally slides his dress pants down, the rustling of the fabric has Mark biting his lip in anticipation.

The first press of Jinyoung’s dick against Mark’s ass almost draws a whine out of Mark, and Jinyoung pats his ass, proud. But Mark can barely relish his self-control when Jinyoung bottoms out in one, strong thrust. The force pushes Mark forward slightly, but that doesn’t stop Jinyoung, hands finding purchase in Mark’s supple skin and pulling the older back.

Jinyoung will not let Mark have a rest, finally sliding out and slamming back in with no pause, and Mark’s fist clench even tighter, nails digging into his palm. Mark’s ass, even after two different plugs had been resting in his ass, was still tight around Jinyoung, the sensation causing Jinyoung’s hips to twitch.

His hips slap against Mark’s, the red, sensitive skin stinging with each thrust. Jinyoung can tell Mark is having trouble keeping all the noises in, but he’s not going to bend and let his hyung get away with teasing him. One well-angled thrust and his dick brushes Mark’s prostate, causing the older the finally cry out in pleasure.

“Fuck- that was a fucking dirty play, Park Jinyoung,” Mark complains, but Jinyoung just rolls his eyes.

“And the video wasn’t? Strike two.” Without waiting for Mark to respond, Jinyoung thrusts back in, setting a relentless, rough pace. Mark refuses to cave, however, hands moving to his mouth and biting down on his fingers to muffle the groans.

Jinyoung lets it pass, just trying to chase his own release. However, he doesn’t want to lose just yet, hands moving from Mark’s ass to his chest, fingers pressing at the older’s nipples. Mark jolts at the pleasure, his hole clenching around Jinyoung.

“Fuck-” Jinyoung curses. He’s not going to be able to last, thrusting one last time and burying himself balls deep into Mark, finally letting himself cum. Mark gasps at the feeling of the hot cum filling him up, and Jinyoung laughs tiredly. “Go ahead, Mark.”

Finally, with permission, Mark cries as he reaches his high, shooting ropes of cum across the countertop. It’s going to be such a pain to clean up but he can’t bring himself to think about it, eyes rolling back into his head. Jinyoung laughs again as Mark collapses into the counter, shivering a bit at the cold stone pressing against his hot chest.

“I’ll get you back next time, hyung,” Jinyoung finally says after a moment, and Mark looks at him to glare.

“So mean, Jinyoungie. I was just trying to be nice.” Jinyoung scoffs at that, pressing his hand against Mark’s dripping ass. The older groans at the oversensitivity.

“Nice? If that’s nice then you must be a fucking devil.” Mark sticks his tongue out and Jinyoung slaps his taint, drawing a cry out of Mark’s lips. “As I said, I’ll get you back next time. Maybe tie you up and fuck myself on your dick, use you like a fucking toy.”

Mark’s dick twitches at the idea, and Jinyoung laughs. Mark doesn’t respond for a moment, but then, “I’ll fucking ruin you, you know,” he hisses with no real bite. Jinyoung can feel heat pool in his stomach at the threat.

“Why don’t you, then?”

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joculatrixster · 3 years

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The only inconsistency that I know of is how White Lily Cookie becomes Dark Enchantress Cookie despite Dark Enchantress Cookie stated to been born on the night of the witches and being “born” evil from the start

i see ur other message and this is one major example, im not sure why ur askign me specifically but jsut so u know anon this is gonna take me a while to answer the other one if u want specific examples but in general sense the ones that come to the top of my head r

1 who are the dragons, red is ment to be pitaya but in the comics there was another dragon character who fire spirit knew and in crk the red dragon was shown only as a dragon, also in the comics and puzzleworld theres a green dragon that knight fights not pitaya and its implied their are a bunch of them but in ovenbreak there is distinctly 5 who are seen as ledgandary so whats up with that, the plushie does look like pitaya and theres a statue but in the early stages of crk the gang run into a dragon corpse and seem to treat it like a dragon is jsut a dumb beast of ledgand not actual ppl and mango seems to have no ties to dragons on crk for now so wtf is up with there lore

2 yes what IS up with white lily and dark enchantress?? why do they show up in the same scenes if their the same person, even ifthatwhite lily us jsut a fragment of the real deal then why did she fight against herself and no one noticed a difference?? how tf does this ultimate dough even work is that how all ledgandaries were made because off the top of my head at least 4 other ledgandaries have backstories that say they made themselves/were made by somethign eles and werent made by the witch so is it jsut de?? i fond it frankly a stupid idea that white lily is a fragment of de from the start like i get why the devs did it to pull off the big reveal but she shouldn't have been shown interacting with de like on the final battle if she was only in flashbacks like pure vanilla was the reval would have been easier to understand

3 sugar swan hello were is she??? devs remember that important part of wind archers lore where the swan created him?? whipped creams backstory connecting him to this ledgandary being?? DEVS WHERE IS THE SUGAR SWAN IN THE MAIN GAME???? WHY IS SHE IN CRK AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FORGET HOW DEVS IGNORED HER LORE IN OVENBREAK??? sorry jsut wtf was even that they jsut slapped her in like oh yeah hers god herself have fun like no?? explain the lore millennial tree has only been mentioned in cutscenes swan is the one ppl seem to worship in crkbutif thats true why is she barelt mentioned then u foght her *corrupted version* then she dips like no can we back up here how is she here how did dark enchantress curropt the swan thats like de corrupting millennial tree??? she cant do that?? how powerful is kingdoms dark enchantress jesus she cant beat a gang of children but godherslf is no problem?? pure vould fight her off but not SUGAR SWAN???

4 world building, god the WORLD BUILDING, the devs have given brave a different backstory every game, the witch is such a nonentity that shes just mentioned in passing a few times and is a shadow in gatcha thats it we have so very little witch lore that we dont understand basic things, why is yhere a cookie society why are cookies just out here living their best lives if the witch baked them to eat and brave was the one who had the big idea to leave the oven, it was reconned a bit so that he had the idea to lead only his friends out but if thats thecase why is he still so famous?? also crk has agroup of witches what the fuck i thoguht there was only one is this why there r so many cookies but if there are multiple why does everyone in ovenbreak say The Witch it implies they all have the same creator, if de killed all the witches us this with like the only survivor devs did she jsutnot show up to the party?? what is even going on with the time period they jsuthave modern ancient and futuristic technology and devs dont care to elaborate how or why the witch knows about any of this if shes seemingly a midevil witch, this isnt anput pastry in crk this has been an issue in all games since the beginning and while the devs releasing cookeis based off fun ideas is agood thingthey can at least make their world make a bit more sense with why theirs such a stark contrast with the way some cookies work in the setting their given

those r jsut 4 gripes i have about game inconsistency pff the top of my head more of a ramble since i just woke up lmk if u want me to do the essay on ur other ask trust me this is the abridged version

#cookie run #cookie run kindgom #mod trix

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dragqueenpentheus · 3 years

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Okay no one has to read this but i DO have to write it:

PYROC VS FATHER PAUL

Ya bitch needs an art break bc im getting angry about voices existing as i try to keep myself entertained. Today is NOT a god one for sinking into repetitive line work and that’s just about all i have on the table atm

SO! Im gunna do a little thinking about my little meow meows all fucked up by religion. Just a comparison for my sanity and interests. Pyroc is my baby i wrote him for the first time years ago. Five?????????? Whadda hell. Going on six.

ANYWAY john joined religion because of his trauma. His sister died and he felt lost. He was unmoored in this fishing village and looking for reason looking for hope. Hed had his heart broken and trying to make sense of tragedy on his own was totally beyond him. Thats why his interactions with riley in AA are SO good like. He knows that confusion and he knows the rhetoric that’s supposed to combat it. Only it dooesnt work for riley.

The same sort of thing happens for pyrc, only inverted. Loss urns him away from god and religion because its SO strong in his family and not only is he loosing trust in god, but his kin as well. He’s suspicious there’s mre they arent telling him, at the point of his fathers death. And he agrees to, on the surface, absolutely wholly throw himself in to being the second the family and the village need. But he’s keeping his treachery under wraps.

That’s one of the coolest things about father paul imo is like. That slow unraveling of what is. Frankly. An awful half assed plan, driven by fear and loneliness and desperation and dementia and love. Even VERY obvious things like. Taking down the newspaper photo of his young self ‘slip’ by him. I think, on some level, its DEEPLY intentional. He wants people to CHOOSE this. He wants people like bev. He wants people who see him and are in aw of him beating god. Of killing death. He wants to be worshiped and adored and for people to come to him willingly, no tragedy driving them to his arms.

Pyroc also wnats to be worshipped, but he ALSO wants to do the worshipping. He really longs for an element of almost????? But not quite??? Subjection?? He wants to be shown something and for a Great Voice to tell him, unquestioningly and unerringly that it is GOOD. Full stop. And then he wants to spend his life worshipping it. But this booko is an exploration of how….. no such thing exists. And more importantly no great voice exists either. There is nothing wholly good, nothing wholy evil. His lack of faith in himself once he becomes god is him starting to understand that as well. Thats on purpose baked into the lore. The starting point was ‘what if god was a position and in order to get promoted you had to be a murderer. No matter what’. He understands things are not wholly good, at that point. I onder how long it will be for him to realize they are not fully evil as well?

Bc pruitt does hm hm hm an interesting move. Where he takes something the narritve is very sure to communicate is EVIL no wiggle room just fact. Even if its driven by animal instinct its. Evil. And he makes it, not just good, but HOLY. And god i LOVEEEE that for him i ADOREEE that what a MOVE. Driven by desperation and dementia and relief and ‘if god saved me than maybe i can be good despite loving and sinning and maybe if i defeat god then i will be Thee Good’. SO sexy of him. Im really fascinated by his morality. He seems to have an understanding of the shades of grey in some respects??? But if he had a BETTER one with more forgiveness in his heart i feel like hed have left the church anyway after sarah was born??? Even if millie didnt ask him??? That might just be my own sensibilities creeping in but ….. like he culd have seen her on the weekends. He can do other jobs. Hes straight (??? Not totally convinced of this) he could have just dated her that makes me crazy. LIKE OBV HE HAD LINES HE THOUGHT THAT WOULD CROSS AND HE HAD INTERNALIZED THE CHURCH AND THE RULES AND SHE WAS MARRIED AND ECT ECT i know he couldnt have really but. Thye were straight. They coulda.

Im not gunna do fantasy homophobia bc i think its …………….. Boring. But i think some element of??? The vindlegaurd line MUST be passed along and for that particular rules must be applied. But thats also boring as hell :/ maybe i can work in my parthenogenesis lore?????????? I bet pyroc would love building that spell in any universe. That’s the sequal when he goes to magic university in helsin. But yeah i do like the concept that. Anyone can have a baby thru magic its just a time and energy commitment. Just a matter of wanting it enough together. Every baby is so deeply wanted and its mere existence is proof. Thats dope i love that. HMMM to be decided at a later date when im deeper into the story i think. I still havent figured out fully how and where and why orion is going to be invovled and if???? Pyroc and orion are even going to be romantic??????? Im torn im TORn…….

Thikns about john bonding w sarah over science and learning and starts wEEPING…. Like theres some surity beloved. Its just a matter of uncovering. I think sarah felt that same thirst for answers and hunted them differently. Her faith is in logic and science. I loveeee her god. Every scene w her and her dad absolutely RUIN me like!!!!!! SHE DOESNT KNOW!!! SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW LOVED SHE IS!!!!!! I hope at hte very end she saw the blood as the gesture of love it SO clearly was and not him trying to poison her. God i love that she spat it out. GOD. Thats about being gay, btw. Spits the religious offering that could save you across the gasoline soaked church floor like BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think we as a collective should talk about the possibiites around sarah/erin more. Bc their defiance combined would be. Earth SHATTERING for crockett.

In the future pyroc gets a kid. Ever since that campaign where Enemy ended up playing his daughter im like. How did i NOT know this idiot wanted nothing more in the entire world than to travel it with his daughter. I dont care how or why hes getting a kid. Hed be so doting and awful abut it. He would need orion as a co-parent for the kids self esteem to be normal levels. thINKS ABOUT PAUL GETTING TO RAISE SARAH AND JUST ABSOLUTELY GASSING HER UPPPPPPPP HANGING EVERY DOODLE SHE EVER MADE ON TEH FRIDGE. BOASTING ABOUT HER SCEINECE PROJECT OT ANYONE WITHIN EYESIGHT EVEN THOUGH ‘WE K N O W JOHNWE WERE ALL AT THE SCEINCE FAIR’!!!!!!!!!!! Let these fuck ups be doting fathers im fucking begging. That scene where paul is like. You take ccare of everyone on the island sarah. Its more than being a doctor. You comfort them.

HM HM comfort is such a thing for Miss Bitch like!! He sees it as a Good Thing. He tries to bring it for riley by asking to hold the AA meetings on island ((also manipulation. Obvously also manipulation. I wouldnt have bene shocked if he was slipping the vampire blood into the coffee every meeting either. But thats just a theory. A game theory.)) ANYWAY he sees comfort as hly. The church gave it to him when he needed it. The angel gave it to him in the cave. Feeling safe and warm is HIGH on his list of priorities and what makes him hand over respect.

I think pyroc has lived a very comfortable life in SO many ways, but in none he. Activly recognizes. A key part of his character arc his him…. Opening his eyes to the world around them. Seeing the privilege he has and being like. Wait. This isnt Right. We have to change thi. And when no one agrees ti shifts to I have to change this. With Violence. A little revolutionary <3 it only costs the life of his whole ass family

Thats more fun comparison ground like…… paul is SO much about I know whats right and there is a cost but i AM ignoring it. Like HE KNOOOOWSSSS he knooooows he just doesnt want o See. I’m not sure if im going to surprise yroc with the ……megadeath of. His whole family. Or if it’s a choice he has to activly make. I think a choice makes it more compelling, more layerd. It has to be in the moment though, becaus ei think thats. A key difference between them. Pyroc wouldnt do it.. hed just leave hed peace out and do what he could in small ways. But he wouldnt do his big stand off with god. Hed shrink his goals in order to not hurt his family. Out of love?? Intimidation?? Some instinct wihtin him that balks at the idea of disobedience??? I think even he doesnt know. But i LOVE john becaue he jsut decides to lie. He closes his eyes and says i am being stupid on purpose. I think thats PERHAPS more compelling than good guy coward pyroc BUT!!!!! Thats who he is rip to ths little man. Cant change him now hes a whole ass child in my head. The PLOT i can change. Him….. not without massive character development <3

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MM set my brain on FIRE!!!! Im so glad nano is coming up. I love sharpening pyroc against the comparison of other AMAZING characters. Father paul hill my beloved millstone <3 anyway sorry to anyone who reads this its literally me unhinging my jaw and emptying my brain out. I had to write stuff that wasn’t novel or fic. A little character time down and dirty. I wil NOT be editing this love and light to future me trying to decode this

#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #pyroc #midnight mass

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babysizedfics · 4 years

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hihi im back with another ask i send a lot of these now huh. anyway!! what would they all dress up as for halloween/how do they celebrate halloween when vee and ro are little compared to when they are big? do nana janus and chaotic cousin remus also join in? im super excited 'cause its halloween now and also i remembered my second ask from last night so m gonna send that now! 🐝

bee anon i know its been literal weeks since you sent this but i have been thinking about it loads and rlly hope that its worth the wait!!

i think this might be my longest headcanon post yet!

Halloween headcanon for the family

the timeline of labd took place in summer of this year so this halloween is their first one as a little family! patton was eager to suggest to the others that they make it a family halloween party where both boys are little and they can have some more childish fun!

virgil is nervous about it, he really loves halloween but he is easily frightened by horror and jumpscares and its a lot worse when hes regressed. and even though he trusts his family a ton hes worried they'll accidentally put on a scary movie or have spooky decorations that will scare baby him, so he's worried he will ruin the party by being a crybaby

however patton and roman are both so so so excited about having a child friendly halloween party and logan has been researching family halloween activities that are toddler friendly and vee is also a bit excited despite his anxiety so they all agree to it !!

costumes:

originally they all wanted to have a family group costume theme!! but roman and vee's interests are so different when they're little

whatever roman suggested was either too scary or it was from a show that was too old for baby vee

and any of pattons suggestions that baby vee liked roman complained of them being too babyish or simple

so instead they decide each little will go as a matching costume with one of the CGs! so everyone gets to match with someone and the littles arent upset

Logan and Vee go as rilakkuma (big brown bear) and korilakkuma (littol white bear) respectively

their costumes are basically just onesies they got from online, just standard onesie but with bear tail and bear ears on the hood and the tummy patch!

As a surprise though roman sews vee a pair of matching mittens for his costume! theyre fluffy on the inside and theyre white and have pink toe beans sewed on!! so they're like paws! and roman made them detachable so vee can have them attached to the onesie but can also wear the mittens without it

SIDE NOTE: this concept post is about how vee loves the mittens so much he starts wearing them a lot of the time when he's lil!

Roman and Patton go as Kuzco and Pacha

roman makes both of their costumes from scratch!! even fake jewellery for kuzco!! he's REALLY proud of himself and so is everyone else!!

quick link to the posts for what their pumpkins look like and the shenanigans that ensued when they carved them!

During the set-up:

during the day patton and roman bake sugar cookies! and roman does a great job decorating them like pumpkins and black cats! theyre really cute baby friendly designs

meanwhile logan and baby vee decorate the house! logan sticks up paper pumpkin faces and bats while vee sits on the floor in a little play area rattling his giraffe rattle and logan is like talking to him "where should i put this pumpkin sweetheart?" and vee just babbles cluelessly and sucks the ear of the giraffe and logan is like "what a marvellous idea" and hangs the pumpkin exactly where he planned

also they make tissue ghosts!

basically vee's job is to scrunch up a tissue into a ball! so logan gives him a tissue and shows him how to scrunch it and vee does a littol scrunch and giggles and logan takes it (scrunches it a bit more into a ball) and covers it in another tissue and rubber band! then he asks the baby if this ghost should be happy or sad (vee ALWAYS says happy) and logan draws happy little face on it!

when they have enough logan hangs them from the ceiling fan!! and he turns the fan on slow and the ghosts float around slowly and he goes 'vee look at that!'

and baby vee on the carpet is staring at them and then he whines and holds his arms up to mama - he wants to be picked up

lo was concerned that baby found the ghosts scary but!! vee giggles and reaches up to the ghosts and he bats them! like a little kitten! he loves it because its like a baby mobile!!

During the actual party:

lots of fun! logan cut out pumpkin shapes out of orange craft paper earlier and the boys get to draw faces on them!! and then they get blu tacked up on the walls!

and they nibble their cookies of course! very nummy well done roman and patton

but while ro is busy drawing and while vee is busy suckling his cookie and cuddling papa lo sneaks off to set up the main event...

trick or treat scavenger hunt:

there are bags of candy and little party favours (like little badges and bubbles and stuff) hidden around the house!

patton suddenly pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket and gasps! then he announces that the boys got an invitation to go trick or treating around the house by some special guests! at this vee gets a bit nervous and buries his face in papa's shoulder but patton rocks him and roman is really excited!!

so patton hands the invitation to roman and its a riddle! roman has to figure out which room the riddle wants them to go to! roman is a very clever little boy, just ask his mom and dad, so he figures it out and leads them to the dining room! roman runs ahead and paatton carries baby vee on his hip

and in the dining room is logan - but he's not really supposed to be logan - he is still wearing his bear onesie but also now is wearing a big black blanket around his shoulders (its meant to be a cape) and has those really cheap uncomfortable plastic vampire fangs

'welcah to i cashel' he lisps

roman giggles because its very silly and he LOVES silly, especially mom being silly

but baby vee grips his papa tighter. he doesnt know why mama is talking weird or why his mouth looks different and pointy but it scares him and he starts whimpering

papa bounces him a little and whispers that its just mama being silly

logan hates to see ve scared of him so he tries to rectify it 'ish ohay bee ish okay wook ish mama!'

vee looks over because papa and his brother are giggling so it cant be that scary right?

but as logan tries to talk again the teeth fall straight out his mouth with a trail of drool and roman bursts out laughing and so does patton and so baby starts giggling too!! because its just mama!

anyway the game is to convince the vampire to let you have his candy. the vampire says he will only give them the treats if they can name all of the characters in peppa pig

and they do it!! vee immediately bounces and squeaks 'pepepepepa!' and then roman names mummy pig and daddy pig and george and then they get treats AND another riddle!

logan sprints out of the room to shove the next costume on and get to the next room

then roman takes them to the laundry room where the wolf man (logan with dog ears made of socks) will only give them bubbles and the next riddle if they both pet his head VERY softly!

and then they find a mummy in the kitchen and have to unwrap him! roman tears off the toilet paper from logans body and hands it to vee and vee scrunches it up like he did earlier and holds a little bit to his chest and decides its his now - the mummy gives them more candy and another riddle!

the hunt goes on until they find mama in the living room lying on the couch - and he's asleep! (he's not really)

theres a note on his chest that says that mama is under a spell!! and he can only be waken up by a kisses from all his family!! roman giggles and goes first and kisses logans cheek really loudly and sloppy and logan winces in his "sleep" at the wetnes on his cheek and roman thinks its funny

vee is really nervous that mama is under a spell :( so papa says he will show vee how to wake mama up. and patton leans down to kiss logan - logan's eyes open when he's just above him and leans up to meet him in a quick soft kiss on the lips

then its baby vee's turn and he wriggles in papa's arms so patton puts him down onto logan's lap on the couch and vee does his signature baby kiss - he leans forward, gently presses his forehead against his mamas and whispers 'mwah' behind his paci!

and then logan wakes up and says 'oh you saved me!!' and wraps a smiley baby vee in a very tight cuddle!

and when logan gets up he says he is SO grateful to his boys for saving him that he's gonna give them presents!!

For being so creative and clever by solving all the riddles and finding ways to trick the monsters into giving them treats, roman gets a rainbow etch a sketch!

and for being such a brave baby and for being so gentle with the monsters and with mama, little vee gets a squishmallow bat who will always protect him and give him cuddles!

the rest of the night is pretty much jsut roman being really excited and proud of how well he did in leadinf his family to victory and he draws all of the events that happened on his new etch a sketch!

and baby vee is just so relieved that mama is back that he doesnt leave mama's lap and snuggles with his new squishy friend al evening! he falls aslee pretty quickly because it was a busy day for just a little baby!!

the end :3

#long post #little/big concepts #asks #🐝 anon #agere virgil #little virgil #agedre roman #little roman #cg patton #cg logan #sanders sides agere #ts agere

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pbandjesse · 4 years

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Well I contacted a cobbler and he was very nice but my clogs are not something he can fix because the sole is unusual. I will keep researching to see if I can fix them at least a little bit, but I might just have to replace them again. Sad. The man was very nice though! And that made me feel a little better about everything. I was feeling really anxious about contacting someone.

Honestly today was a lot of anxiety and I dont even know why. I just feel weird today. I dont feel very good honestly. But I tried.

I slept okay and I woke up without an alarm. But I felt very dizzy when I got up. So I just laid there for a few minutes. Scrolled on my phone for a while. But I got up eventually. I tried to feel okay but I just sat there kind of sad.

I went and showered and that helped a bit. James asked me if I wanted breakfast but I didnt. I just wanted to be quiet. I washed my hair again. Got more of the dye out. Fingers are still getting stained blue but thats alright. I liked my outfit a lot today. And I sat with James while he put laundry away and had some of my apple cake from yesterday.

It came out really good actually. I think next time I will mix the apples in as well, because the recipe has it in layers and that lead to a lot of bites with no apple at all. But the cake part is still really nice. Me and James talked about ways we could improve it for next time and why the orange juice that is usually in it gives it that sort of metallic taste it gets sometimes. Apparently its reacting with the baking powder. So we might try it with cream of tartar. Could be a fun experiment.

I wanted to do something today. So once things were put away we went to canton to walk by the water. Just the other side this time. It was a nice day. I liked being there but it felt like James was rushing. I dont know why. We talked about maybe walking all the way to the target but my shoes were hurting the bottoms of my feet so once we finished the trail I asked if we could go back to the car and drive there instead.

We drove up to target. Got some groceries. A few cleaning products. Because I feel like I have to do that every time I am at target. I got a silly little octopus keychain. It was a nice time all things considered.

We drove across the street and went to five guys. While I waited outside at a table I texted Alexi and she finally got back to me. We are having a training class on wednesday and then another possibly next week. So I am slightly employed again! Still dont know when or if we are doing things in person but its something. And I always like a class. I am a little put off by some of the requirements (you cant multitask, you have to talk at least once? Sir I have anxiety!) but I hope its still good.

I felt a little more positive after that. And our lunch was very good. I had a nice time with James even if he cant pull himself away from the news on his phone sometimes. As long as Im involved I dont mind to much.

We headed home after that I laid in bed and watched videos while James played games and read his book in the other room. But it felt quick when it was time for him to leave for work.

I sort of wanted to nap but I couldnt turn off my brain. And just ended up laying there for a while before I finally got up and tried to work on something.

I wanted to add side panels to my fluffy sweatshirt and I am super proud of how it came out. I think the cream color looks super nice and its the same type of fabric. I may embroider the hem but for now I am jsut very please at the way the oversized panels came out.

I also worked on some quilt stuff. Not a lot but some. I wandered around the apartment a bit. But I mostly quilted and was bored by my videos and felt weird.

I had to stop sewing after a while because my needle got stuck in a large fold in the fabric and I had to spend way to long trying to yank it out and not only broke the needle, I slammed b wrost on the table and I have a sizeable lump on my forearm now. So that was enough of that for the night.

I had frozen quesadillas for dinner. I played animal crossing. I watched nonsense. And I finally contacted a cobbler.

I contacted one through email and he got back to me so fast. He was really nice and apologetic. But Im going to see what I can do with some flat sore replacements I got on ebay. But if it doesnt work its okay. I will be sad but at least I tried.

I am going to go wash my face and wait for James to get home. I am feeling a little nauseous right now. But I hope I sleep well and things feel okay tomorrow. For you all as well. Goodnight everyone.

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Our desire is to create an expierence which leaves you dripping in the hair, blood, offal and oil of adead reptile From the feeling of utter terror and awe as you combat one of these unpredicatable beasts The thrill of the hunt as you dispatch one of these creatures, the feeling of being a great hunter Alligator delivery service in addition to gator tail, hide, meat and eggs available Please allow around 8 weeks for your tail ordered to be ready for pickup We serve realism No happiness in killing a creature, even if it's wrong The realism of death is important to us Their every behavior has been memorized by the leading ichthyologists to achieve lifelike movement in our alligators Hours of alligator combat video have been studied Real life wild life wranglers have been interviewed for interaction of our beasts and filmed for the feeding times Now we just need to budget of 500 dollars towards the creatation of an alligator carcasses ready for consumption Our dedicated staff is enthusiastic to begin serving you Of an accurate alligator wrestling simulation This will give our patrons a greater sense of fulfillment when slaying these beautiful beasts in the wild And on behalf of all the artists improving perfect beeing CCD is commited to becoming your best supplier of fuctioning animal organs, so if you are ever in market for any glactic wild beast organ or rept Thank you for allowing us to serve your alligator fantasies Note: No animals are killed in the creation of these projects Alligator parts are ordered online, at real prices Tail orders ready in 8 weeks Sofware is taking over everything and eating the jobs of the working class as they increase efficiency We will be the last one standing the monopoly we need to succeed to provide our parents a stable future, no matter the cost The artists become in time we all will be artists The human condition is to become an artist Our skin becomes a canvas for our violent mammal urges To become one with nature We cant do it know be have sacracity Father of the art we become the last mammal on Earth So people have to be responsible in any way they feel correct to build on their future and fulfill the promises Should we try something that hasn't been tried yet? Algrothymic story telling with algrothymic alligators What would be worth giving your life for? -Youtuber "Mothers Meateor" Chances are your are going to be entrenched in a feeling of emptynes as you see most of your kind unfulfilled You play this game more like real life knowing that there is nothing after what happens Utter terror and awe sometimes as you encounter an alligator you have neve seen before As if it really exists Pleasure of the hunt as you begin to think cruelly The first simulation we need to get on-line is wrestling for alligator teeth Please remember your payment for the materials: it will all be worth it in the future For mom Let us become artists On the farm are incredibley detailed models of different organs This is the source of our realism Our bodies become painted canvases to be admired in their perfection They own the following body parts 1 heart, 2 lungs, 3 ribs, 4 kidneys, 5 teeth, 10 pints of blood, 20 gutfuls of feces, 40 liver slices and ------------- It has many storys as humans describe them Sofawin notes interpretation However, there are descriptions to the creation stories Brain storming: Defination- Flying dream Master piece realness bone organ healthiness enlightenment artist scrawling writing hard work starving pain, embrace sunlight sacrificing accuracy for fast 2 Left eye ribs 6-12, 2 arms, 10 fingers, 2 lungs 10 ribs right leg 5 toes Foundation bone setup Outline proportions 2: 1 3 crown Right eye eyebrows art piece scars chin 3 fingers I am the white masked guy with an eye tattoo over my right eye, I manage all the projects Upper jaw piece William 'bill' coles - Born 10 Lower jaw 5 Indian boy with attitude Duncan brennan - 5 Right ear A pig heart the size of a cannon ball you struggle to keep alive this is your 2nd pig heart you have had Left ear Rion - Really tall african-american guy from new orlean, likes to wear black Tail You are not the only mutant alligator in this city You must fight for territory and you want old orleans Front right leg An alligator that walks upright and a sword weilding alligator cowboy from atlantic city He is a drug-fueled mutant Front left leg A blind lesbian alligator that carries a padmachine gun Hind right leg This guy has a harpoon for his tail Hind left leg This alligator is a pyromaniac who likes to blow thing up A tiny little 85 year old alligator with a sugar addiction Heart and lungs Master echo luke tyler - Blind guy with a magic staff lives in memphis Urinary/Defecation system I heart mary Gentiles part I am part shark, part primate or monkey Nose Hope is on the horizon for all mutant alligator people! We are moving to new orleans in 1 year Right flank Last show for old orleans guys! 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skyyzi · 6 years

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SO I HAD A DAY DREAM AND I SHARED IT WITH @jeonslilmonster and now Im posting it here because its a mess and Im a mess heads up long post a head(there is more under the cut)! I apologize for all the spelling mistakes this was written when I was either A VVVV tired or B really rushing x’d enjoy

so uuh basically it's a stupid thing but I like debuted with a girl group and the concept had been like pretty sweet and cute so far but not like sugary sweet just sweet enough and it was like a open secret that I maybe a little bit had some sort of feelings directed towards Kino

and it was put on record more then once by other members in like behind the scenes and stuff teasing me about listening to their music and watching them from backstage of MCD and stuff

so then like every body knew sort of well our entire company knew and they reached out to Cube and was like

''HEY so you know our girl group that is kind of on the rise and getting really populor yeah you know our main dancer? we were thinking maybe she could collab with one of the members from pentagon for like a co-ed subunit thing and like we're just throwing this out there but maybe they could have like a reality show as well showing their relationship build and their teamwork getting better and they're like living together kind of like a behind the scenes and were just throwing this out there but maybe it could be like Kino because he's a dancer two and that would make them a really great dancing couple we mean unit''

so cube was like looking at our company and back at Kino then back at our company and then back at Kino and Kinos like wut? and Cube is like

''WE LOVE THIS IDEA ON the condition that we can have Hui and E-dawn make the track for them.''

and our companys like ''WE WERE JSUT GOING TO THROW IT OUT THERE THAT HUI AND EDAWN COULD MAKE THEIR TRACK FOR THEM!''

and basically the ceo of Cube and our ceo were happily jumping around like best momfreinds thinking their were onto the next big thing

meanwhile we're all like practising for a showcase coming up and just ot like stay in shape and were having fun and stuff when the Ceo walks in and were like

OH SNAP HE FOUND OUT ABOUT OUR SNACK HIDE OUT AND THERE IS CAMERAS SO WERE THINKING WE ABOUT TO GET SCOLDED ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL

so we're terrified but turns out he didn't and he just wanted to brief us on the unit thing and I didn't even realize it was me until the leader in my group pointed it out like

''oohoooooo look at our little dancer going to do a co-ed unit with some boy just don't fall in love to easily'' i was like wuuut meee?? wait wait wait who is this sub unit with?? and the CEO JUST STRAIGHT UP SMIRKS AND GOES

''oh you know just Pentagons Kino''

AND THEN JSUT MAKES UP A SHITTY EXCUSE WHY AND OUT GROUP GOES MAD LAUGHING AND COOING AND I'M JSUT BLUSHING DYING ON THE INSIDE TRYING TO KEEP MY COOL AND my leader goes

''GUESS THE FALLING PART IS ALREADY TO LATE FOR HUH!?''

cut to the actual start of the reality shoot which is move in day and before this like me an dKino hadn't really met up because they wanted this to be a SUPER genuine interaction so I arrive early and I walk around in the small but cosy apartment trying to calm myself down and distracting myself by looking at the different things inspecting the kitchen and unpacking but I still finished everything before he arrived so I probably sat on the couch and freaked out a little relaxing by playing a game on my phone with ear buds in.

so I didn't hear him when he came in and he just like looked around and saw my feet hanging over the couch edge and walked over saying hello again and I just bounce up blushing apologizing and bowing and saying hello to him and he's like nonon it's okay it's nice to see that you've settled in and then we talk for a bit and he goes to unpack and I just literally deflate on the couch

Then he comes out of his room and asking if there is any food in the fridge and I'm like no and I'm reaaaally hungry so he's like then we should go grocery shopping so we out our jackets on and we leave and it's kind of awkward walking there but once inside I'm going into full food shopping mode and im pulling out a cart and just sliding along

and we start talking about what we should eat and he's like lets do take out and I'm like noooooo I'll cook I'm not really feeling take out tonight so we buy stuff for that and he picks out regular noodles

and before I like point it out that I need gluten free ones he's like ''oh wait you're gluten intolerant right? will rice noodles work?''

and he reaches behind me

bAXKING ME UP AGAISN THE WALL

SO IM TRRAPPED BETWEEN HIM AND A WALL

and I'm like y-yeah rice noodles totally work

and then I'm like h-how did you know I was gluten intolerant?????

because honestly HEARTATTCKMOMENT RIGHT THERE and he just shrugs and goes ''I've watch your group on varitey shows and seen you suffer when they order pizza you cant eat.'' and I just went

''woaaah so chic'' without even thinking and he just chuckles and pulls the cart along while I'm hanging over it (now you can totally imagine how this would be edited right?!??)

then we head back to our little apartment and he helps me unpack and I tie my hair up and start prepping the food and he's like do you need help can I help in any way and I'm like uuuhmm no I'm fine you should relax for a while this won't be taking so long and he's like but I really want to help you don't have to do all of this by yourself and

I'm like go relax AND LET ME COOK A MEAL FOR MY SUNBAENIM and he's like okay okay and he goes off into his bedroom for a while before he comes out and says ''I'm taking a shower''

and as soon as he closes the door I deflate again muttering to myself before getting up like nothing happened and continued to cook quietly for myself humming a little just plating up as he got out (fully dressed)

and I'm like ''ah I just finished!'' and he comes over and I move a bowl closer to him and hand him some utensils and we star to eat and he looks geniune when he smiles and says that he really likes it and I go ''good because this won't happen often''

and he just laughs and then he asks if I cook often for you guys and I'm like yeah when I moved here they'll probably miss my food more then me and he chuckles in disbelife for a moment and once we're finished he's like

'' I'll do the dishes since you cooked thank you really'' and I'm like o-okay just save the left overs! before I head off and also take a shower taking off my make up and dressing in my pyjamas walking out just as I finished putting a face mask on and I just go

''watch out there's a monster!''

and he's like where? and he turns around and I jump out with a grey bubbly mask and he jumps a little and I laugh so hard I almsot fall over

and then I wash it off and walk back out again really smug that I got him and we end up sitting on the ouch for a while talking about our schedules for tomorrow where the cameras are rigged how I totally got to him and so on

and then the show goes like that and it shows us growing closer and closer with each task we do together and we both have a selfcamera that we bring to our seperete activities and Kino brought his to his practice with pentagon and while they are resting they start grilling him like

''is she cute? have you seen her without make up? did she really cook for you? when can we meet her?''

and he just tries to answer casually but they are boys so of course they are going to ask wierd quesitions and then Hui grabs the camera when hes talking to Kino and he lowers it pretending that he turned it off

and he just goes ''okay so off the record you think she's cute right?'' and kino just like ''y-yeah I mean she's cute but-''

''so you've liked her for a long time right?'' ''ah hyung how did you-''

''I keep track of things now answer me you like her... right? like more as a friend like her?'' and Kino hestites for a moment cringing that he's opening up about this and just goes.

''yes. I really like her... she's just so...special.....yeah there is nobody like her’’ and Hui just

nods and puts a hand on his shoulder.

''well I think you should talk to her and tell her how you feel.'' ''but what if she doesn't like me the same way?'' and Hui just looks and him deadpanned and goes

''if you've seen one episode of her groups reality show you'll know that's a stupid question'' and then he hands the camera to him and walks away and when Kino looks down he's like

THIS IS STILL RECORDING YAH HYUNG GET BACK HERE

and when the editors get this clip they are like....... bro.....this is gold bro.....but bro....we should talk to the ceos bro....I know bro....and probably them too bro...I know bro

SOOOO they did talk to the Ceo and they just swirvel around in their chairs going ''excelent'' and they call up each other like our masterplan is working...and then cube ceo would call Kino into his office and show him the video

and after it ended he would go ''confess to her'' and Kino would be so confused like but I our company?? the reputation??? and cube just hushes him and goes ''we've been looking at the comments and me and her ceo already hoped for this and we think it'll only help both groups immensly!'' ''but the dating ban?'' ''what dating ban??''

and then our ceo would call me in like ''hey so I know that you like Kino'' and I'm like all dramatically going

''OOOhho nnOOO hOw DId yOU finD OUT IT's noT LIke my memBERS HAS BEEN OUting ME sinC e day 1''

and he'd just laugh and go ''I think you should confess'' and I'm like ''okay I think you are delusional forrellz '' and he's like

''nonono this'll be good''

''being rejected won't look good bruv''

and he'd be like ''you won't be rejected''

''and I'm liek yeah HAVE YOU SEEN HIM CUBE FOR 1 HAS A DATING BAN AND 2 HE HASN'T SHOWN ANY INSTEREST IN ME''

''what about the fact that he remembered about your allergy? or when he bought you that keychain because yours broke? OR THE SMILE ON HIS FACE WHEN YOU VISITED HIM PRACTISING?!!?''

and I'd be a blushing mess pouting like ''th-those aren't proof'' and he's just groan and face palm. ''trust me please! when have I ever lied to you?''

''when you said I'd debut with a sexy concept.''

''OMLL THAT'S IN THE PAST STOP BEING SO ANNOYING''

so that night when I got home to that tiny little apartment Kino hadn't arrived yet so I had the place for myself for a while and I made some dinner ar set aside some for him and I changed into some really comfy clothes and just laid down on the floor and watched netflix thinking over everyhting the CEO told me sighing deeply rolling around on my back and sighing into the floor until I heard a chuckle.

''Long day?'' ''yeah, there's food in the kitchen for you.'' ''a-ah thank you but I already ate.''

''great more for me then! I really nailed it this time!'' I'd say smiling as I got off the floor and started to walk over to the kitchen until he stopped me.

''BUT I'm still pretty hungry andI'm not going to miss out on a homecooked meal.''

and I just looked at him and the arm he was holding out infront of me trying to calm myself form a moment. ''I don't understand how you eat so much?! Do all boys eat this much food?'' and he'd just laugh and grab the food and heat it while I went back to the couch and nuzzled up in a corner.

''what are you watching?'' ''I don't know I stopped paying attention 3 episodes ago...'' and it was quiet for a while.

''you seem to have a lot on your mind... d-do you want to talk about it?'' and I contemplated it for a while before asking if it was okay and he just went ''we're the same age go ahead!''

and I braced myself and turned towards him slightly and nervously pulled on my shirt before talking .

''so uhhh... my CEO called me into a meeting today and he talked to me about things that I foolishly thought I had managed to keep away from him...'' I said biting my cheek face palming. ''o-oh? did you get in trouble?'' I shook my head ''n-no quite the opposite h-he uhm want me to take a chance and uhm pursue this thing because he says it'll work out in my favor.......so yeah... I'm still a bit torn since there is another party involved and I don't know how they would react.'' I said blushing and fidgeting like a mad man almost hiding in my shirt out of embarresment

and he'd just nod putting down his empty bowl and turning towards me.

''and honestly I just feel like en idiot because I get so nervous about it.'' I mumbled and looked at him then looking away blushing and he'd just hum and scratch the back off his head like.

''I-I had a similar meeting today as well...'' ''ah really?'' ''y-yeah but I uh was outed by my groupmates and I-I think that's why I was called in a-a-and m-m-maybe you t-t-too...'' he'd say stumbling over almost every word and we just look at each other

blushing trying to figure out if the other is thinking the same thing until I spoke.

''s-so I-I can assume that the other party w-would be onboard....?'' I'd ask shyly and he'd just nod and I'd relax before just deciding to go for it.

''B-because I-I sort of...ummm for a long time i've ummm liked you.... but I uh wasn't s-sure h-how uhm y-you would f-feel s-so i-i haven’t been brave enough to say anything...''

I'd say while my heart beated so fast I could barely breathe being to scared to look at him.

and I'd feel the couch shift and I'd look up

and he'd sit

ALOT MORE CLOSE

and he just put a hand on my knee blushing.

''I-I've l-liked you for a l-long time too and n-nobodys known u-until my hyungs confronted me about it....

I-I turn into a fool around things like this b-but nobodys like you a-and y-yeah''

and I'd be such a blushing mess squealing slightly and just faceplanting forward into his shoulder whining.

''why does this feel so awkward why am I so awkward oh god.'' and he'd just chuckle and move closer and sit me backup still blushing and

we just end up looking at eachother for a while until he goes.

''Close your eyes...''

and I'd just blush and do so and

I could feel him coming closer until

he stopped right infront of me whispering

''Is this okay?''

and I'd just nodd slightly

before he pressed his lips to mine

and almost imidiatly my hands went up to his chest resting my hands there relaxing into it ( now imagine the edit where it cuts right after he asked if it was okay)

and then it would cut to both of us in the kitchen ordering take out being a little bit more touchy and standing a bit closer together like there is a hand on my back or a hand on his arm lingering and after we order

I'd sit myself on the counter and we'd look at each other for a while just smiling at each other.

''how long?'' He'd ask and I'd just chuckle shaking my head. ''welll uh...let's jsut say since before I debuted but uh my emotions really escalated after my debut the one time we met backstage of inkigayo we were just saying hi but my heart raced so fast....'' I said clutching my chest smiling to myself

''what about you?'' I'd ask looking at him and he'd just smile and walk over to stand across from me.

''since before that I uh I saw your group busking really close to your debut and they way to treated all of your fans and how sweet you were it just...I would've stayed for the enitre busking if not my hyungs dragged me away...''

he said and I just raised my eyebrows in confusing like ''you knew who I was?'' ''of course! Why wouldn't I?'' ''wuah... I thought I was a nobody in your world until recently... when my ceo told me about this collab I thought the universe was playing a prank on me.''

I said and then the food arrived so he went to go and get it and then we sat down on the floor in the livingroom and ate and continued talking almost like nothing had happened but with maybe a little more deeper subjects.

cut to after the song is released (this is after Shine everything else was before) and Kino and I get invited to ASC with our subunit and we start the recording and Jae is like

''you two also have a realityshow coming out right now where the two of you live together how was it living together?''

and me and Kino just give each other one look and start laughing.

''it was really nice actually, when it's just two people you can get a lot more privacy then in our regular dorms.'' ''and since we're the same age it wasn't really that awkward.''

and jae's like this sin't the juicy stuff I wanted and goes

''okay but there had to be somethings that really bothered you about each other?'' and we just looked at each other again.

''I mean no-'' ''well there is this one thing Kino does.'' ''WHAT!?'' '' it's not like a huge deal but he kept using my soap and like I'm fine with sharing but he doesn't tell me and thinks he will get away with it?''

and Kino just breaks apart and Jae is laughing like a mad man,

''BUT IT SMELLS SO MUCH NICER but if we are going there she is REALLY quiet like REALLY QUIET I don't know how she does it but when she walks she walks so lightly I can't hear anything and then all of the sudden shes next to me I still havent gotten used to that.''

''what can I say I'm a ninja''

and the show goes on and we talk about the song and then jae asks us what our favourite song of each other is and Kino goes first and says like a b-side that he likes and I'm like

''I REALLY like shine'' and jaes like oh why? and I'm like looking at Kino smiling going ''well it reminds me of something yet to be revealed in our show.''

and Kino's just chuckling and Jae is hella confused and then I go.

''Also the chorepgraphy is really funny.''

and then we talked to our fans and it was really funny doing the missions and answer the fans questions and since I knew the internet lingo that signs where really funny to me an then

when the show ended after it was Done Jae was like isn't Shine like about being foolishly in love?

and I just pat his shoulder and go

''watch the next episode''

which was going to be released that night

so me and Kino went on with out day and we were trying to decide if we should watch it together or with our groups

and we decided that we should watch it together to get a little less off the backlash from you guys since we still havent told them

so that night we got to our little apartment and we started the episode and commented on the editing and then the clip where

Hui totally tricked Kino came up I just laughed and pushed him.

''you're so easily fooled!'' and '

'I TOLD YOU I'M A FOOL WHEN IT COMES TO YOU!''

and we kept watching and he wrapped his arma round my shoulder so I could rest my head on his and when the scene were we confessed came up both of us inched closer and closer at the editing

''wuah it's like a drama''

and then came the part where he leans forward

and asks if it was okay

and then it cuts to black

and the episode is over

and we just go into an outburst yelling.

''YAH THEY CAN'T DO THAT!?''

''THIS IS THE WORST CLIFFHANGER IN HISTORY''

''I HATE THIS DRAMA IT'S THE WORST''

''it's our reality show.''

''OH RIGHT... I forgot that''

and then our phone would start going off with notfications from our members and other people Jae included who was yelling in caps

and then the tweets started falling in and we had to turn off our phones so they would crash

because of the notifications

and we just looked at eachother for a while laughing

before I wrapped my arms around his middle

hugging him

and he kissed my forehead smiling.

and that's it basically

#Kino #Pentagon #fanficiton #pentagon kino #daydream #if its a fanfciiton for pentagon can we call it #penfiction?#;DDDDDD #that wasn't funny my bad #Shine #pentagon shine

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yvvaine · 6 years

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@tullyscatelyn

@tullyscatelyn : “but fine, let’s play this game where you are clearly comparing dany and sansa on the show. show wise, are we supposed to ignore sansa’s botb behavior? did sansa not want to murder her own sister in the show? book wise was she not complicit in marillon’s death? is she not about to be involved in the poisoning of her cousin? y’all are a trip! in a post where i criticized dany and jon and sansa, it’s only sansa that gets defended and dany is ~not as progressive~”

show wise, are we supposed to ignore sansa’s botb behavior? No were not. Were supposed to analyze it. Now heads up you’ll like this point! its not flattering of sansa! omg wow. That being said, i believe it was the cleverst option (even if heartless) and the smartest one too. Wish i could say the same for several other characters more questionable choices. But tbh they wouldnt be where they were with out it. Analytically, there are several reasons she mightve keep it to herself;

1. She didnt think they would show 2. she didnt think jon would take her advice anyways so she just did it. 3. She didnt want jon to spill; shes watched quite cruelly her own honorable father’s fate sealed by loose information-security attitude. If littlefinger taught her anything, its probably that “knowledge” is power, especially when youre in control of said knowledge. 4. She couldve been using Jon as bait; military-strategy wise its a brilliant thing to do, really (cruel, but again, brilliant.) She couldve been hoping that Ramsey and his army would foucs on them and not the threat looming. Plus then they’d have to be fighting both jons army and the vale on the outside. Now i want to believe she’s learned this much, however, she did seem a little too worried jon would fall into ramsay’s trap back in the war room to seem as if she’d jsut turn around and use him as a sacrfice like that. 6.Shame? : she told littlefinger ie a manipulative abuser to fuck off, they didnt need his help, yet now has to backtrack / endear him to the outcome (kinda why he was in winterfell s7) 7.or my personal fav: the writers just needed a fucking suprise. I mean its got. where would they be w/o them? and I cant say d&d have been all to spectacular since straying from the books.

did sansa not want to murder her own sister in the show? she didnt? ever? she literally sent brienne away bc she thought arya might kill her (insert creepy face convo, or all convos between them in between reunion in the crypts and littlefingers suprise execution) and brienne would be honor bound to intervene? the only time she was verbally ‘suspicious’ of arya was around Littlefinger, and last time i checked the stark girls did a lil something about him, together, didnt they? its called playing the game, something she learned from him for better or worse

book wise was she not complicit in marillon’s death? Yeah if by complicent you mean she didnt say anything to refute Petyr’s lies and also by just standning there as a scared bystander just a hare away from death some moments ago? but last time i checked Marillon also tried to rape her (only she luckily she had a knight-protector) as well as sexually harassed, repeatedly, the other maids (who didnt have said protection on their side) and by refuting Petyr she had no one to help her/ would have to explain her circumstances in order to believe her word against his and thus rendering her hidden identity well unhidden, and would have noewhere safe to go. is she not about to be involved in the poisoning of her cousin? She could be. Hasnt happened yet. There might be a twist, might not. But I dont like to make snap decisions until understanding the context, theories, and backgrounds of both sides before making my own decision. Its one thing to theorize ones political aspirations, for example, based on textual or show content, another to pretend to know how future scenes will go.

#ta-fucking-da

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avellanas-nutty-empire · 7 years

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The strawberry Island quest of Greatness

ok, do you guys know the Wiiu? it has this thing called miiverse. its kinda like tumbler, except not really. its for the games on the wiiU. Anyways, i found these papers, and it had this weird strawberry story i wrote with this guy on miiverse and i just wanted yall to read it! (If yall even want to read it) We each wrote about a few sentences each before switching. And no, there are NO CHARACTER NAMES! NOR DO I KNOW THE AGES OF THE CHARACTERS! I'M SORRY!!! anyways, here it is!!!:

Him:Welcome!!!! May i take your order?

Her:Strawberrys please! And make it snappy!Him: as you with your strawberrynesss.

Him:your strawberrys are here, shall i feed you?

Her:No thanks, i can feed my self. Now shoo! before i call the strawberry administrators for strawberry bullying!

Him: Bullying? Thats it i quit!!!

Her: You cant quit! get back here!Her (To other person): Hello sir! can i speak to the manager?

him: No

Her: (Throws tempertantrum) I WILL SPEAK TO THE MANAGER SO HELP ME I WILL( Explosion of her brain)

Him: (Scared voice) Yes, right this way mam.

Her:Thankyou. NOW GET MOVING! I WILL NOT WAIT ANY LONGER!

Him(Talks to boss): Sir, a lady is asking to speak 2 u

Boss:Bring her in then, and leave us alone.

Him: (Drags her into managers office, she struggles and balls up to cry in a heap on the floor)

boss:what do u seek here stranger? ur not a spy are u?

her; no! im here to talk buisness

boss; but I AM Buisness! How DARE u puenny little human challange me against my job!

her; *crys some more* i need ur help

boss;and why should i help u?

her; *Gets serious* i have 1 million$ u could have them if u help

boss;ok. but first, im afraid i must accept ur challange, we shall do a contest!!

her; what kind of contest?

boss; if u beat 4 of my men on checkers, then we will talk.

her; how does checkers help?

boss; its a test of ur intelegence, use the right stratagy to win.

*She wins, wins, wins, LOZES!*her; can i have a re-do?

boss; 3/4, fair enough, what can i help u with?

her; i need help taking over strawberry land, if u help me, then i will send u free strawberrys each week.

boss; but how manny strawberrys? *Raises eyebrow beyond belief*

her; 5 crates w/ 1000 strawberrys each

boss; u have a deal

boss; .....................sooooooooo.........how, and when do we start?

her; *Epic voice* we need garlic, and lots of it.

TO BE CONTINUED................................

................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

EMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!

boss; so where do we get this garlick? what is it for?

her; DONT QUESTION ME!!!!!

......continues after with a hinting sound of defeat in her voice

her; for the potion. the potion is a liquid that makes any plant grow bigger untill it explodes.

boss; how will exploding a plant elp us?

her; we will have to sacrifice a strawberry for this to work.

boss; such treachery!!!

her; then what do u sugest?

boss; first, i want to know why we need a sacrifice.

her; i dont know if uve been to strawberry land, but the only workers there are walking strawberrys, so if we blow up 1 strawberry, its jam would cover up the park scaring everyone away.

boss; and this would help how???

her;jam to them is blood to us, making them think that a blender is turnign strawberrys into strawberry jam

boss; i see....

her; so what was ur plan??

*Door slams open*

him; i belive I can help with that.

her; u? i thought u quit!!

him; i did, i work for my new boss...i see that u already met eachother.

boss;u 2 know eachother??

her;yes, unfortunately, its hwy i came to see u.

boss; oh, ok then whats ur plan?

her; if we blow up the strawberry at the tallest building, this it should be good enough to cover most of the park

him; not that bad...i see u still have the brains (Wink*Wink)

her;thankyou! Now lets get to work everyone! I WILL NOT HAVE THIS PLAN DELAYED BECAUSE OF UR LACKING SPEED!!!!!*Next she jsut watches and orders the men around*

him; arent u going to help?

her; this is why u walked out on us!!!!! *The 2 argue like crazy now*

him; never mind, got the garlic for the potion.

her;good, now go get the potion recipy at the counter. NOW! And make it while ur at it!

boss;the kids got a point, u should help out too.

her;I WILL MURDER ALL OF U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NO MONEY EATHER UNLESS U FOLLOW WHAT I SAY!!!!!!

boss; u do realize that we clearly outnumber u, *Points gun at her head*

her, scared voice: Yes, yes, ok then.

him; that’ll teach her a lesson!

her; how should i start?

boss; lets get this straight, first of all...call mr.big, and u could start by finding the perfect strawberry for the sacrifice.

her;ok....Mr.big?

boss; yes, mr.big. he’s-(Gets cut off by her)

Her; fat? *She says in snotty bratty voice*

boss; NO U INSOLENCE!!!!!!!!!*She crys and colaspes on the floor*

him; i know shes bratty and all, but did u have to be so crule?

boss; how elce will she learn her lesson?

him; ehh,

boss; lets just get back to work.

him; where were we?

boss; i dont remember! ask the girl!

him; she left...

boss;sooooooo..............you and her?

him;yeah, its kindof a long story

boss; i should have known...

him; dont think about it too much alright

boss; then what should we do to pass the time? we got enough for this story right?

him; welllllllll, ok, it all began,

him; it all began one day when i was on my way to work, when i spoted a young lady being chased by a criminal, so i ‘’*Punches air* punched the guy in the face, then i helped her out-

boss; shes back!

him; hey sunshine!! what progress have you made?

her; what the heck did u just call me sunshine for?!?!? *He blushes*

boss; ur progress.....

SORRY THATS IT! whew! that was a lot of typeing! but yeah, that was all of the story i found written down. i think we wrote this a few years ago, im not realy shure, HOPE U ENJOYED ALL THE SPELLING ERRORS<,RUN-ON SENTENCES, AND BAD GRAMMOR!!!!!

#Strawberrys #ShittyStory

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Why do you ship Wyndolliday? (I'm totally expecting the three page essay)

well first let me lead you to my previous post on the subject

and second, i will explain with pleasure. (under a read more cause WOW that got long)

so, ill start this with the honesty that im not a big fan of just wyndoc on its own. just in the name of transparency and to elucidate on authorial bias. also because it is relevant in how i see wyndolliday.

so anyway.

first off, just from a representation standpoint the universe could use a great and sweet poly ship on tv. and a bisexual black man. and just two bisexual men who arent just ‘in a phase’ or any other bullshit (also wynonna is alsways headcanoned by me as pan, but thats not super relevant to this. just putting it out into the universe)

secondly, i think that wyndolliday as a relationship balance each other out really well. in theory any two of them could make a decent relationship pair, though again i would have to keep an eye on wyndoc cause im not sure they bring out the best in each other, but again again thats besides the point and ill admit those two have potential. now, i will get into all the relationship dynamics as i see it, with a prelude about when i first started to see this as like a thing for me:

so honestly it was the season finale where dolls and doc finally got over their dick measuring contest and got all bff bromance on screen. previously i kinda thought about doc and dolls both dating wynonna and not each other, all consensually and whatnot. though that would require the character development that made dolls and doc not wanna murder each other necessary much the same. but when i saw them on screen getting seriously bromantic i was like “....ah. i dig it.”. plus there was that prompt from the wynonna earp official twitter about the “ghost river triangle” pairing. so that made me think it more too.

now for the dynamics (how they fit and why i think being in the ot3 would be good for them): first - wynonna and doc. like i said earlier, this makes me a little wary. the reasons being as follows: they can bring out the worst in each other and doc is shown to be very willing to manipulate wynonna. but they are also two people who i see as being very emotionally raw. theyre like exposed wires, dangerous and volatile and pouring all their feelings out in every action. they can find in each other another person who processes and expresses themselves in similar ways, who have both faced hardships and come out on the other side a little bitter and a little self-loathing. they see themselves as survivors first and foremost, but they both know what it means to love someone who tries to fight for /good/ and /morals/ (waverly for wynonna, wyatt for doc). and they would be able to find healing for themselves by helping and standing by and experiencing someone else healing from similar wounds in similar ways. sort of like a third-person perspective of themselves. combined with the ease with which people can sometimes face issues when they arent directly their own. they would be emotionally open and provide the same level of emotional openness and comfort they both require. they would probably be able to help each other through emotional times, but on the other hand they are both runners by nature (even if they try not to do that now. even now that theyre “heroes”) so would they turn to each other in hard times? or would they run? would they fear sharing themselves because they might make the other run? and their shared nature makes it easy for them to get caught up in things, get battered around and make things not feel very stable. doc would also be someone who would be willing to go all out and risk anything /do/ anything for his chosen few. wynonna would thrive with someone who would always put her first above everyone else, cause she doesnt even do that for herself. and wynonna represents hope and a future to doc, and at the same time a connection to his past. she’s bitter adn battered and she’s been through hell, but she hasnt given up all hope, and despite what she says she believes in good people. she represents what he could be, and what he strives to become (he protestes the entire way, but he still wants to achieve it. he’d rather not try at all than fail he thinks most days. its easier on his tired heart)

i think dolls would help their relationship. hes a very steady person, and i think he would act as a sort of grounding to their passion and an anchor that they can come back to when they run. he is not someone who runs, and i think they both need that. so while doc and wynonna can connect as raw nerves, he can serve as a centerpoint for them. in this relationship i think he serves as a sort of a “calm in the storm” kind of man. and he’d be able to sit and listen and be able to think things through when doc and wynonna get carried away. plus he’d be able to mediate their arguments. he may be steady and calm, but that comes with a heavy amount of stubbornness and an unwillingness to back down.

wynonna and dolls - i think these two compliment each other. wynonna, as mentioned earlier, is like a raw nerve or an exposed wire, and dolls is very self-contained. the man is practically made of willpower from what ive seen. when wynonna feels something its all over her face and her actions. she feels everything deeply. i think dolls feels things jsut as deeply, but he keeps it all bottled up. they are both just as stubborn, and i think they provide a challenge for each other. wynonna would help dolls express himself, and dolls would help wynonna learn when to stop and take a breath before things run away on her. on the other hand, would wynonna get the kind of emotional comfort she clearly craves from dolls, who is not expressive by nature? would dolls be able to keep up emotionally with someone who is so /on/ all the time, who needs so much and asks so much? they also carry the same kinds of guilt, i think. they both have things they feel guilty about, things that have changed the course of their life and in both cases (in my uneducated opinion) i think these things that cause guilt are in some way a part of who they are. they have to look in the mirror and face themselves when they believe that their very nature and legacy is tied to this terrible guilt. and the entire reason people need them and that they can now do /good/ is because of this guilty thing. i think they both need someone who can relate to that feeling. but at the same time, maybe they need someone who can approach it without those kinds of conflicting feelings. i also think that wynonna is (once again) more hopeful and optimistic than dolls. she sees in him someone better than he thinks he is, and he sees the same in her. she gives him a reason to maybe hope that he can be better, and that they can make the world better. he gives her a way to make the world what she’s always known was in it. he gives her a chance to prove to herself that she is good and she is worth it and he believes in her every step of the way.

doc adds something to this dynamic as well. he provides the midpoint between dolls and wynonna. in some of the ways that they are opposites he can provide a middle ground between the pair. he can do quiet and controlled (sorta) and he can do wildly emotional. hes always been adaptable. while he is naturally an emotional person, he has far longer been a person who is good with people and that requires give and take. hes a con man. he can play the waiting game. and he may not like it much, but he can wait with the best of them. and when wynonna needs emotions freely given (not dragged out like pulling teeth) he can do that as well. and when dolls needs /time/ and a moment to pull himself together and a break, doc knows when to back off and let things sit for a bit (wynonna’s not so good at that, so sometimes he disappears and takes wynonna with him and dolls is so grateful, but he’ll never say)

doc and dolls. these two have less time together in canon where they arent fighting so its a bit harder to predict their relationship, but i think they fit. they would be the kind of couple that constantly fights and bickers, but theyre there for each other in quiet ways. theyre not as vocal about their feelings as wynonna is, they show their feelings in actions instead of words (wynonna just needs to be /heard/ and acknowledged and listened to. she spent so many years of not that, she cant go back). they can bond over sometimes just needing to make a fuss, over both of them being the type to get things done, over “the ends justify the means” (wynonna is a survivor, but her continual hope and belief in /goodness/ means that sometimes she will sacrifice the most practical option for the right option). they also get along in some of the ways that dolls and wynonna get along. dolls is still a steady presence for doc and doc is still a motivator for dolls to share. they both have high respect for each other and they both are unstoppable when they get a goal in mind

where wynonna comes in here is more integral than the other dynamics. for all that doc and dolls are in many ways good for each other, they are not the kind of people that each one would normally go for. shes really what brought them into each other’s orbit. and with her they are able to avoid the kind of pessimism and bitterness that they may otherwise fall into. wynonna may not know it, but she has the kind of personality that can inspire people. in another life she is a natural leader. people follow her without questioning, she’s charismatic and she’s the head of some sort of movement. in this life, she draws people in and keeps a few very close and very loyal. doc and dolls have such opposing ideologies that their similarities and differences that make them good for each other may not have even gotten the chance. but with wynonna’s tendency to draw people in and keep them close, and her ability to love so fiercely, and her unique combination of experience and beliefs that put her in line with both ideologies bring them together and allow them to grow together.

so as a group i just like the idea that these three have a constant push and pull between them, where they can see each other in ways that not everyone can, and they have such unique experiences that only they can relate to. they all believe in the best of each other even when they dont see it in themselves, and through this they all help each other to be better and inspire themselves to try to be their best. besically these three beautiful, badass, stubborn assholes have my heart and i think they all shoul dhave each other’s.

#wynonna earp #xavier dolls #doc mustache #wyndolls #wyndoc #d&d #wyndolliday #(d&d is my doc and dolls ship name)#doc holliday #haughtstuff's stuff #shipping explained #it ended up longer than eve i expected #im at almost 2k words rn #which is actually like almost 4 or 5 pages #youre welcome #Anonymous

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So I’ve been playing God of War (the new one) for a while now and I wanted to share my thoughts on its gameplay, its themes, and how holy cow guys how did it go so wrong? Also be warned this 100% contains spoilers from all parts of the game so here we go!

So before i dive into the message of the game or anything i wanna jsut put it out there ive played the first GoW, some of the third, I’m halfway through this one and ive watched a playthrough of the full main story line of the the newest installment, anyway! So the game is fucking pretty, let me tell you that much. You can tell a boatload of time was put into so many meticulous details there’s literally no way youll see half of them. not kidding. like, i find it to be RIDICULOUSLY contradictory that this game is going for some cinematic experience, and then wants the gameplay to be fast paced and destructive! Like, wow these norse ruins filled with symbols and statues are neat -HEY KILL MORE DRAUGR THAT YOUVE ALREADY KILLED 3000 OF- ok but i want to look at that -YOU NEED TO BLOW UP THIS THING SO YOU CAN MOVE ON- ok but like this room is really neat -HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE HERES EVERY MINIBOSS IN THE GAME RESKINNED FOR THE FIFTH TIME THAT YOU NEED TO BEAT ALL OF IN A REALLY SLOW SET OF BATTLES ONE AFTER EACH OTHER- alright god fine i wont look at your fucking game ill just mash r1 and then r3 to tear open the same guy in the same way for god knows what number time!! it’s just, its fucking stupid. there’s so much attention to detail that you’d expect it to be a more narrative driven game, which it tries to do, but the fucking core gameplay is so opposite everything that it builds that you dont notice jack shit going on in the environment unless theyre like forcing it to be a part of how you need to progress. Also, with the game’s little hide and seek for what are in my opinion relatively necessary health and rage upgrades, it makes the player 1000x less concerned with the actual environment and instead like theyre parsing a 3d where’s waldo book to destroy the 6TH FUCK C URN WHERE IS THAT MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR TO GOD! like hm cool these statues definitely have a story but god fuckin damn do i not give a shit unless theres an urn i need to break to get the next ibunn apple!! its just, i feel bad for all those people who put all this work into making it look gorgeous and needed to resort to a game of i spy to make the players actually look at it. its a fucking shame. Also, i mentioned reskinned enemies? let me tell you! theres a lot of those! i mean, like, with the exceptions of the valkyries (and even then ive only fought one so i might be mistaken) youre essentially fighting the same enemy with one or two moves added since you last faced it for the entire game. even the final boss of the game is the first boss fight but with added moves!! its repetitive as shit! and most of the difficulty that the game does have, coming from someone who plays video games probably too much, is super fucking artificially added through bullshit enemy levels and OHKO’s if you dont spend hours grinding side content. WHICH LEADS TO MY NEXT POINT!

It also makes this weird rift in gameplay where its super punishing to go after side content and explore the world because the difficulty of side content is DRASTICALLY different from the main quest. At the time of writing this, im taking on level 2-4 enemies in the main game, just about everything has a green health bar (indicating it should be an easy enemy) or a yellow health bar (indicating it should only be a little difficult), but the side content im running into enemies that are consistently level 5-7, and even at max health and equipment that puts me at level 4, i can still get killed in two or three hits on normal mode. Maybe im pushing too much into side content early but for a game that wants the player to get immersed in the world and yadda yadda i feel its really offputting that the player essentially gets punished (gasp!) for exploring (bigger gasp!) its so dumb and just a totally unnecessary thing to do, especially when you go for a realm tear and it can either drop like 2 level 3 guys or 3 level 8 guys and there’s literally no indication as to what itll be until youve already activated it! its dumb! NOW ITS TIME FOR THE NARRATIVE THAT I DONT HAVE A SMOOTH TRANSITION FOR! OH BOY DO THEY TRY TO REDEEM KRATOS!! like, wow, this dude fucking singlehandedly killed the entire greek pantheon and then some! oh, and his own family! and, like, im not sure about this but im pretty sure he kills like a whole fuckin civilization of innocent people? but like yeah, sure, let him learn how to be a father, thatll redeem him sure! NOPE! they didnt even do that right! kratos was singlehandedly responsible for fucking ruining atreus. i mean, the guy just doesnt fucking know what a child is, in like a really just fucking dumb, toxic masculinity kinda way. like, kratos fucks up. even when atreus learns hes a god because kratos is a god and yadda yadda, kratos isnt even like “HEY BOY STOP ACTING HIGH AND MIGHTY, JUST BECAUSE YOURE A GOD DOESNT MAKE YOU ANY BETTER THAN THESE MORTALS”, he jsut fucking lets the kid parade around on an altar of superiority and tomfuckery. it even goes so much to his head he just fucking kills Modi because he can and modi shit talked once, like if i killed everyone that shit talked me id be in jail for the death of hundreds, you cant just do that shit and have it be ok. kratos is just fucking dumb and the violence of the game really, uh, goes against the whole, like everything theyre trying to do to be like “aw kratos isnt so bad and atreus isnt gonna kill him for being a dick”! i can seriously only see two routes for the next game that they set up REALLY. HARD. AND IN YOUR FACE. 1) atreus (now known as loki because itll be the next game and thats the end of game reveal) kills kratos at some point because he learns of everything that Kratos has done in greece, because, idk hes loki he’ll figure some shit out, or 2) Kratos dies trying to protect Loki from Thor because Thor is the Next Big Baddie and we need a reason to continue using God of War in the title and what better way than to make Loki a rage filled hateful character that needs to exact revenge on an entire branch of mythology because they killed his dad, who wasnt even that good a guy, but he was still his dad so fuck them all, you know? It’s gonna be fuckin dumb whatever it is, but there’s no way Kratos survives the next God of War, assuming that’s what it’s gonna be called, like jsut from a sheer narrative standpoint, and the fact its teased in one of the final cutscenes of the game that he’s gonna die in loki’s arms, but i dont know what the fuck that snake looking shit it so im not gonna try to guess u feel me i dont know norse mythology. but uh, yeah. also the whole ragnarok thing, that’s, uh, next game i guess? but i dont mean to be here talkign about whatll come sooooo... i swear i had more to say but quite frankly ive been typing this for more that 30 minutes and im not spending more time figuring out what it was gnight yall but yeah this game fucking doesnt know what it wants to be thats the tldr for ya

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