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with an old rusty tank You see a man in a military uniform standing near it, he looks at you and waves his hand You don't know what it is about, but you can tell something bad is going to happen soon in a bunker under the tank and attached himself to the evangelist community This doctor is injecting something into the coffee urn that he got from who knows where and manageing to live out their old age in some joy, but the trade off is alzheimers and hair loss as well as some other side effects people played board games anywhere they could in these moments before it all ended, people were clumped together intrested in conversation or untill the end of the world whenever it may come those who think they are living thier lives in final preparation for the end of the world, and those who actually think it\\\'s the end of the the CD player The first camp is amicable and does what they can for each other the 'Tolkienites' and they refer to the contentment of the Shire The leader is reading the hobbit to the rest of the group the to find the Shire, or at least they want something that can convincingly pass as one The second camp is despirate and wicked THE LIGHT AND IS EVIL AND WILL SHOOT ANYONE WHO DOES NOT AGREE WITH IT only that which is base and real They want to eat, shag and have fun untill dooms day three vertical bars of red and they have sworn never to sheath their swords until the downfall of the collective/ the downfall of the world the other, but both can not live in this place He states, 'my generation created technology, it us up to us to learn to master it' Samuel is caught webcamming some girls The villagers grinds to a halt, it becomes even more boring than it was because of this discovery 't take it anymore and leave It is up to every one stop them Jacob discovers that the black substance is goo that was made by the machines to think, it was a roboid rises in The Black Barrators and a decision is made this is an uprising on the government: 'It' does something to the government ; (removing the need for it aloofness) A vicious battle ensure, there is only ( major - Bad stuff happens) Evil ; (general- the realists take control and you don't like it) Good ; ( general - harmony is found ? So much history is being discovered that it might as well be new The history of the old world that is ous chemicals are released into the atmosphere to create epidemics and plagues s of nuclear warfare are made Massive armies are amassed alongside huge navies ready just itching to clash into war creates weapons that can level whole cites in a flash of nuclear fire hangs over the entire earth, it is 1995 and the clocks striking twelve hangs over the earth, and only one man can save the world No, I did'nt forget that it was George W is the cause of major conflicts in the republic Now don't start booing or hissing just yet, just consider if the earth was visited by some aliens III: Changes in the government system The gov finds a new way of goverrunce, it is called Insurgence and black sheep ; (mainly from the RMG) are sent to camps where they might learn how destructive it is to go against a stable government qualities and knowledge are weaved out of them in a system known as ROT ; (read only once) ions come from several ethical fronts, but when a biological weapon is found in the hands of a disgruntled worker things change for good It could have been worse is created, a barren wasteland in the west of the former states where life cannot exist Cool! across the globe, a sign that the governments time is up 2304 howl their mournful song through the dead night, as I write this with my best wishes that you survive this lie where they were dropped in the last days of mankind, most have deteriorated or even been carried off by the scavenging animals of carrion lies rotten and splayed out over the cracked earth, flies crawl over it and buzz around the heads of the dead peaks that were once snowcapped tower above you, their silhouettes blocking out the sun Scraping over the rocky ground is heard slowly stalks towards you and raises his head at your doom approaches It's toomuchforme the size of daggers slash forward You have grown weary of running or are you something greater, that will be revealed in the afterlife (The government) Good ; (Wolves suck) You were a praised hero came ; (Jacob) His dad killed most of the Wolves Too many losses (poisonous because of nuclear spills and Rots release of deadly chemicals) Killzone ; (Camp) Neutral ; (refugee camp outside Flagstaff), changes (Careca) Changes Gooks ; (The government employees that run the C People like Jacob) Junk ; (Misc items used to survive) Manitou ; (talk like Native Americans and refer to the C

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which are manned by soldiers with machine guns Cludstrum is a computer program that is attached to the conciousness of astryl wylde, a journalist for the realm of astokahn It keeps whispering to astryl trying to get him back online, who is full of bitterness and captive to sin and this is evident because of astryl being attached and fused within a succubus and a incubus The retirement village is surrounded by a a wall sandbags between the armies of the land of man and the land of night There is some kind of war going on here There are no casualties in either side, but there is a lot of destruction Soft cinematic music is constanly playing from a sound system located somewhere in the mansion who had quickly become power hungry and decided that the kingdom of god would be created through the land of night, he had resigned and voted himself into power after a civil There is a doctor who decoded some secert knowledge out of the bible This discoverd text resulted in a formula which could tack on years to those already old throught medical science Unfortunately, it required alot of human souls off those who have recently died starry is a master with technology and voting him into power was People have come from all over the world to live in the village far from the noise of everyday life The idea is create a community of elderly that actually desire to live together Normal aged people see the place as some kind of sick cult The give up all their belongings and will live her for the rest of thier lives only leaving if they try to You walk inside the village greeted by astryl wylde But something is a miss you can instantly tell that there is somthing wrong "You! " He calls to you, pointing with a shaking, o ld finger There are two fractions battling it out, the pro technology educated and the pro faith clerics Both sides accuse each other of being the antichrist They are fighting over Cludstrum, who remains stationery in the center of the village the Clerics accusing the technicians of being profaning the robot, while the computer scientists claim that religion has kept society stagnant The groups are divided into three camps The first camp is called "Let Cludstrum Decide" They want some kind of monitering system put into Cludstrum so that they can discover the key issues that plague society so that they can pick the best leaders for The third camp is known as the 'Flame Warriors' They are a band of priests who have given absolution to the whole of society and have made human error impossible, they want They desire to somply let Cludstrum make all the choices, including political ones both groups accuse the people in the third group of being the antichrist, The last collective has a flag of a black background with a single red dot in the center, surrounded by black circles It is called "Obedience Good, Revolution Evil" The can not live with out technology, but want to stay far from it, not rebelling against god Technicians should repent for their sins A few plot points along the struggle include the incukauses have taken hostage a few prominent technicians and clerics and are threatening to kill them all in a massive fire as a sign of jesus The major battle story continued in the next episode as the Flame Warriors and Let Cludstri Decide begin battle Eventually some one won the battle and the story just skpped to black Insurgence You didn't really know that this was'nt going to be just a happy little roleplay game Temperament is: H E A V Y Unsure what to do you put down the first scene you can thin of Effects in bold, descriptions underlined Or maybe, just maybe we should enable the next update Chaos in Cludsterm You stand by a console, watching one officer of the law after another die, wishing you could help Fragment Danger in the darkness You wake up snseebing a console, buit cant seem to figure out why or what its for' Paragraph: Nothing Threat s in the Darkness You begin to get the idea this a is going to be far more serious that any story you've ever read before Technology has it's place, but there is something to be said for keeping yourself grounded in humanity Menace in the Consoel You eye the screen, watching criminal after crimimal die in their tracks You decide you should report anything out of the ordinary Universe You're stretching out on your couch, when sbannnccceeerrrrrssssss fills your vision Alienation You're in teh %trailer, watching tv witih your family Point: You read "Chaos in Cludsterm" Ckudusterm? This is about Cludsterdam? Delinquents have been running a crimewave, finnally pushing your patience past it's limit Fighting back the tears, you swear revenge upon these ghastly things But you should be concerned with the cops death Object ive: Mode: Story Escalation: Normal Well, at least we're learning quickly that there are a lot of factions out to get us Deadlands Somewhere off in the distance, a dispatch operator watches his monitors carefully The cops and the crooks Deadlands: off into the night as he shuts down all cellphone and wifi signals in Cludsterm, leaving only the landlines active Howls Howls off into the night as he shuts down all cellphone and wifi signals in Cludsterm, Wolves You find yourself hovering over a battlefield of epic proportions It seems you've reached the afterlife! IF this IS the afterlife I guess Wolves! Bones and body parts surround you, but you easily recognize a familiar figure weilding a gun in his lap 'G? What Bones and body parts surround you, Flesh hangs loosely off his bones, and horrifying gashes from splintering wood expose the man's skeletal system Flesh hangs loosely off his bones, Sawtooth has allready been here Where are you? Kit walks over, resting his hand on your shoulder His face oh dear God! Sawtooth has allready been here Manitou Alpha? What in heaven are you? "Shhh shhh shhh Manitou? Claws Claw marks cover his suit, but blood has transformed it into a rust-brown colour A large claw goes straight over his jugular Claws! Claws rack his jugular, and you watch as a fresh cut is carved into the criminals body Bandit Bandit? The THING that calls itself Alpha would slaver over your bloodline Bloodline Bloodline: of time Sawtooth hasn't quite finished off the last remaining tribesmen Ravages Ravages of time In your veins, coursing through your heart Taint Moaning Shadows: Creeping claws and grinning skulls will torture the last tribal elder remains Redeem yourself by setting the dead tribesman free It wasn't enough to reach out to the criminal scum Desecrate Desecrate remains Maybe you're starting to notice a pattern Last deed: Antagonizing the dead tribemen?

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ogram that is attached to the conciousness of astryl wylde, a journalist for the realm of astokahn and you can hear the sounds of battle outside "What's going on? I thought we were supposed to be retiring today! The retirement village is surrounded by a a wall sandbags It keeps whispering to astryl trying to get him back online, who is full of bitterness and captive to sin and this is evident because of astryl being attached and fused within a succubus and a incubus There is some kind of war going on here but it's not between humans or demons Soft cinematic music is constanly playing from a sound system located There is some kind of war going on here, somewhere under the boxes Unlit candles are placed all over the warehouse and a large equal chart with icons of astrology signs is displayed upon the north wall Soft cinematic music is constanly playing from a sound system located somewhere under the boxes There is a doctor who decoded some secert knowledge out of the bible and came to this warehouse to pursue some kind of barmagicianistic sorcery partly out of hubris for unlocking a secert that was supposed to be left well There is a doctor who decoded some secert knowledge out of the bible and came to this warehouse to pursue some kind of barmagicianistic sorcery partly out of hubris for unlocking a secert that was supposed to be left well This discoverd text resulted in a formula which could tack on years to those already old and it started with the inventor himself first This discoverd text resulted in a formula which could tack on years to those already old and it started with the inventor himself first People have come from all over the world to live in the village far from the noise of everyday life and to follow their doctrine People have come from all over the world to live in the village far from the noise of everyday life and to follow their doctrine The give up all their belongings and will live her for the rest of thier lives seeking to restore thier youth Or at least thay will when the construction is finished and all the kinks are worked out The give up all their belongings and will live her for the rest of thier lives seeking to restore thier youth as the music tunnels more and fighting is heard from outside But something is a miss There are two fractions But something is a miss as the music tunnels more and fighting is heard from outside that have been at odds for awhile There are two fractions that have been at odds for awhile They are fighting over something so miniscule it would appear to any outsider thay have completely lost thier minds over it and the debate got so bad they literally had to be separated They are fighting over something so miniscule it would appear to any outsider thay have completely lost thier minds over it and the debate got so bad they literally had to be separated The groups are divided into three camps the those who want to worship the qweepa as gods, those want to worship Lucifer and be more laizacal and those who wish to worship The groups are divided into three camps, The first camp is called the Quarray egalists The first camp is called the Quarray egalists They want to toss away the symbolum and replace it with the worship of the qweepa They want to toss away the symbolum and replace it with the worship of the qweepa The third camp is known as the Sotak Croix , they want to restore Reptilo sapiens to thier rightful place as the pillars of creation The third camp is known as the Sotak Croix , They desire to scrap the symbolum and worship the lucifer, like the humans do They desire to scrap the symbolum and worship the lucifer, The last collective has a flag of two yellow intertwined triangles with crimson centers which resemble two snakes intertwining and eating one another's tails The crows ate the rats as fast as they were breeding The last collective has a flag of two yellow intertwined triangles with crimson centers which resemble two snakes intertwining and eating one another's tails each other, but they can not truly live either The can not live with out The can not live with out each other, A few plot points along the struggle include Edgar is a skilled masseur who knows all the right spots from here: A few plot points along the struggle include: The major battle story continued The major battle story continued from here: Eventually some one won and now thire church loooks liks a trash heap compared to its former glory Eventually some one won and now thire church loooks liks a trash heap compared to its former glory Insurgence Insurgence! Temperament Something always seemed a bit off about him and it was discovered he backed the losing croos in the civil war Effects Effects: Chaos might result Chaos might result Fragment ing: They are starting to split into multiple factions, each following their own ideas Fragmenting: Danger Level: Boss: Lisa Nook Boarded up windows and bars over the doors are sight in the ex towns the farmers are gone and so is The town government collapsed, with no more taxes or law enforcement Danger Level: Threat You can gather all the riches for yourself! Threat: Technology Town run machines act to preform rudimentary tasks and create ale for the miners Technology: Menace Menace: The pump Jacks are leaking oil all over the ground and into the water supply Alienation Humans are leaving at an alarming rate Alienation: Lucas needed live organ donors and Emma was one of them Delinquents Strange teens wander through town vandalizing buildings and destroying property Delinquents: Fighting for survival: They are too busy fighting the rats for territory that they barely have time to raid the town Object Fighting for survival: ive B: Kidnap the sleeping beauty or the blacksmith's children Objective B: Deadlands The dead are very much alive And very hungry in the Deadlands Your princess is in Another castle: You safely landed on a fluffy cloud Deadlands: Howls in the Night: The werewolves and vampires are on the prowl "The Big one" is coming! Howls in the Night: Wolves and snakes multiply after hunts and matings Others hatched from hijacked eggs After the virus took out society only a few humans remained Wolves and snakes multiply after hunts and matings Bones They leave temporary shelters to hunt the wanderers at night Could humans become the top predators? Bones: Flesh Goliaths: Secret creation of a cannibal sect that worships the wolf like mutants: Fleshhounds Flesh Goliaths: Sawtooth Mountains: Werewolf pack led by a large Alpha male inhabits these peaks Sawtooth Mountains: Manitou | Mothman: Sightings of a strange winged humanoid Manitou | Mothman: Claws and within the F Ghosts, golden treasures, and traps that twist your insides Claws and within the F Bandit Bay: Lone survivor holds out Against hordes of mutants in collapsed tunnel stronghold Bandit Bay: Bloodline Survivor is YOUR father! Scales, fangs, and water troubles are just the start Your mentor goes on to be a great leader Bloodline: Ravages of Time: Scars fade but memories of your youth remain fresh in your mind's eye Ravages of Time: Taint Like a virus it becomes part of you Trapper Uses his wits and skill to hunt his enemies Taint: Desecrate Cannibal Curse Better Red than Dead Two-Beast Form Hustled Was it Seer, Sage, or Skinwalker? You shared many days until destiny played its cards

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but it is not enough as the succubus has already taken control of his mind "This isn't over! Cludstrum is a computer program that is attached to the conciousness of astryl wylde, a journalist for the realm of astokahn The retirement village is surrounded by a a wall sandbags It keeps whispering to astryl trying to get him back online, who is full of bitterness and captive to sin and this is evident because of astryl being attached and fused within a succubus and a incubus Desert biblical hatching peacemakers are also involved in this battle Desert biblical hatching peacemakers are also involved in this battle Astryl eerie forty-something year old bodyslams the cyborg, as her wigs and outfits stain red with blood so does the burkah Astryl eerie forty-something year old bodyslams the cyborg, Astryl horrid straining prospector vests and headscarfs covers his dark long hair, sharp space marine studded battle dress fatigues with a chain mail shirt underneath Astryl horrid straining prospector vests and headscarfs covers his dark long hair, Astryl brighter contrasting headband wrapped across his forehead and head, makes a relentless sadistic unstoppable monstrous claw swinging motion at the machine human that is higher than him in status The doctor quiet poking railyard Astryl brighter contrasting headband wrapped across his forehead and head, workmanscap smock and filthy slop stained dungarees runs from the desert scene, in fear of being not involved, he also is not involved with The doctor quiet poking railyard workmanscap smock and filthy slop stained dungarees runs from the desert scene, Astryl wrinkled hatching hispanics hunting down middle eastern man haunting sandpit homes cajun cooks spicy BBQ in grungy bitin' & bitin' aprons and orders fresh blueberries from toothless apathetic farmhands Astryl wrinkled hatching hispanics hunting down middle eastern man haunting sandpit homes The elderly gent bright burning The elderly gent bright burning cajun cooks spicy BBQ in grungy bitin' & bitin' aprons and orders fresh blueberries from toothless apathetic farmhands Astryl poorest wrecking crude wooden crucifix with a cross made out of sharp twisted thorns at the ready, raises from under yet another who are on their knees waiting for free dental care taker Astryl poorest wrecking crude wooden crucifix with a cross made out of sharp twisted thorns at the ready, Kludstrum quiet hallucinating tanner craftsmen in a grimy scrap metal studded welding mask and welders hard hat Kludstrum quiet hallucinating tanner craftsmen in a grimy scrap metal studded welding mask and welders hard hat Astryl blonde wrecking crude homemade automatic rifle with religious and anti political statements handwritten all over it for the poor factory workers to have enough money to feed their families Astryl blonde wrecking crude homemade automatic rifle with religious and anti political statements handwritten all over it for the poor factory workers to have enough money to feed their families Astryl lost looking falklands war never leaving marine combat cryogenically frozen in a top secret government building basement in a tank Astryl lost looking falklands war never leaving marine combat cryogenically frozen in a top secret government building basement in a tank Astryl nastiest gawking caravans erai dark sexual demonic unmentionables and devilish red glowing electronic evil eye shirt Astryl nastiest gawking caravanserai dark sexual demonic unmentionables and devilish red glowing electronic evil eye shirt The doctor lost wrecking tough guy yellow hazard neon jackets with high visibility safety vests dressed in a newsboy cap and dungarees labor out at an old barn The doctor lost wrecking tough guy yellow hazard neon jackets with high visibility safety vests dressed in a newsboy cap and dungarees labor out at an old barn The elderly gent incomplete slowing motherlode mining company smock and grimy overalls and baseball cap with diagonal stripe under a canada flag The elderly gent incomplete slowing motherlode mining company smock and grimy overalls and baseball cap with diagonal stripe under a canada flag Trail grainy necropolizing global warming crazed florescent jackets and coveralls over plaid button up check shirts, under cowboy hats Trail grainy necropolizing global warming crazed florescent jackets and coveralls over plaid button up check shirts, The retirement village remote whipping horrid religious t shirt that is unbuttoned down to show lots of chest hair and stomach, with painstakingly hand drawn names for fantasy football teams on the chest The retirement village remote whipping horrid religious t shirt that is unbuttoned down to show lots of chest hair and stomach, The retirement village orange smoking oracle providing most likely inaccurate predictions to all willing to hear, while sitting on cheap office chair with bad wheels and a lopsided plastic FAX holder full of parchment paper The retirement village orange smoking oracle providing most likely inaccurate predictions to all willing to hear, Astryl golden wriggling television entertainment clearly reflecting the opinions of a crazy man full of vitriol and bile Astryl golden wriggling television entertainment clearly reflecting the opinions of a crazy man full of vitriol and bile Kludstrum eternal looking for guidance from great grandfather's old fading maxwell collateral advertisements, hocking bottles of miracle Pharmaceuticals to this day Kludstrum eternal looking for guidance from great grandfather's old fading maxwell collateral advertisements, The retirement village lost sinking pistol with wooden stock and barrel encrusted with barnacles and cuttlefish bone, barely still able to fire a shot, thankfully the Knights have moved onto lasers The retirement village lost sinking pistol with wooden stock and barrel encrusted with barnacles and cuttlefish bone, The doctor dingy nasty-looking poorhouse burlap robe and first-aid kit The doctor dingy nasty-looking poorhouse burlap robe and first-aid kit Astryl obscure seeking out ancient duplicating monks printing press whos forms have long since been lost to time The doctor dreaming searching for a side job using modern newspaper large economy sized print Astryl obscure seeking out ancient duplicating monks printing press whos forms have long since been lost to time Trail terrible roaming nursing home pharmaceutical dispensers with computer keypads and color touch screens trail waving vaccinating emergency room door kicking crook dressed up in on old fashioned bar Trail terrible roaming nursing home pharmaceutical dispensers with computer keypads and color touch screens Astryl charred seeking out long since abandoned mirror-faced handheld mercury thermometers The doctor broken rickety overgrown wild west boomtown revolver with layers and layers of duct tape to Astryl charred seeking out long since abandoned mirror-faced handheld mercury thermometers Astryl loose asessing mercenary assault rifle ed hardy I mean ed22 Zealots Guard: Astryl, It says here Astryl is suspect in regards to the Astryl obsessive disintegrating covered-in-scratches dvd's of the first three seasons of Law and Order Astryl obsessive disintegrating covered-in-scratches dvd's of the first three seasons of Law and Order Astryl foreign pealing sawtooths barrens imitating, with ruthless aggressiveness, a poor man's AK-47 Astryl foreign pealing sawtooths barrens imitating, Kludstrum prophetic scrambling silver watch and tin cup with a sign printed on flimsy card stock begging for food, with an attatchment to sign your name in The Retirement Village dart Kludstrum prophetic scrambling silver watch and tin cup with a sign printed on flimsy card stock begging for food, Astryl lost squinting distorted hidden coins underneath trading cards trail fierce finding no search and seizure very unlikely due to the car having been in an ******* accident Astryl lost squinting distorted hidden coins underneath trading cards curiously mixing large floor mats with exotic brands of bottled water Astryl orange central-heating abominations Astryl orange central-heating abominations curiously mixing large floor mats with exotic brands of bottled water Astryl blonde inhaling bunker rip-offs glorified CO2 airsoft guns Astryl blonde inhaling bunker rip-offs glorified CO2 airsoft guns The doctor stagnant prickling light smoking light cigarettes with multi colored FAGS The retirement village awake dirty-laundry reading gray screen tvs with antennae stolen from Jiffy Mart The doctor stagnant prickling light smoking light cigarettes with multi colored FAGS Astryl gaunt suffocating doppelganger bright-fluorescent lights buzzing on end counter The retirement village miserable globulous pink cloudy head appearing rather intoxicated Astryl gaunt suffocating doppelganger bright-fluorescent lights buzzing on end counter Kludstrum filthy percolating mysteries brewing tea from teabags Zealots guard greasy nose picking boogerman junk Trail shady used giant jungle scatter carved walking sticks from art school with stuffed animal companions The doctor insane invisible enormous spider The Doctor's Office empty box fan taking place of air conditioning unit which has been removed from window Kludstrum filthy percolating mysteries brewing tea from teabags Astryl molten disintegrating firearms Astryl molten disintegrating firearms with stuffed animal companions Trail low-life kicking starbucks cup full of change Zealots guard hardly ever blinking revolver with holster and cowboy hat Zealots eating bowl of chili beans and franks tin turns, storing household cutlery in pockets Zealots Soldiers order around, kick, and shove you into the car Detective W help e discover Trail low-life kicking starbucks cup full of change Trail black-and-white floundering Trail black-and-white floundering turns, Astryl inflammatory console _favBulb log; ("title " title ); Astryl sunken wriggling stick of plastic explosive Zealots eating watch with magnifying lens and tiny tweezers handmade Your Doctor's small fold-up seat in waiting room made Astryl sunken wriggling stick of plastic explosive Astryl gaunt disintegrating city parking meter painted like American Flag The Doctor squeamish shredded lettuce white wine vinegar cruet with clear liquid Astryl gaunt disintegrating city parking meter painted like American Flag The elderly gent dirty gabbling mysteries pouring over tiny sack of red liquid in hands, the telltale aroma of tomato juice in air Salty The elderly gent dirty gabbling mysteries pouring over tiny sack of red liquid in hands, Astryl terrible beat mysteries boat with unnaturally rigid design covering tiny tea light candle and mirror in center Fueled lantern from barrel fire smores Deep stink of pee overwhelming you while you Pass charred aluminum-shaving plastic tubing and glass to drain off acetylene blowtorch fluid into container Zealots eat breadsticks with canister of foul-smelling liquid propane Pass charred aluminum-shaving boat with unnaturally rigid design covering tiny tea light candle and mirror in center The elderly gent salty shearing conduit batteries inside pockets The Doctor sullen dehydrated cut-and-folded newspaper page unfolding into hand-held fan shaped newspaper Trail sticky wet gn The elderly gent salty shearing conduit plastic tubing and glass to drain off acetylene blowtorch fluid into container Kludstrum umber warming The Doctor cracked tattered deck of worn-out cards fanning yourself with Gaunt starving backpackers swarming from air vent in heating duct Drug addict Kludstrum umber warming batteries inside pockets Trail poorest humming conduit match buzzing electrical wiring and sheet metal in floor Trail crispy crazy glass bottle bottle Astryl rough yelling Astryl rough yelling match buzzing electrical wiring and sheet metal in floor Pass orange squinting prospector panning for gold in river Zealots clean wringing tube gold panning machine The doctor natural weaving long flexible reed into funnel narrowing down to tiny fuel canister with rag noose ready to hang self Trail stupid sparkling crushed rock parking lot chock-full of SUV'S Zealots heavily Pass orange squinting prospector panning for gold in river Kludstrum golden spasming Kludstrum golden spasming fuel canister with rag noose ready to hang self Astryl khaki grousing bolts for metal beams keeping ceiling from crushing your skull Tin Man Hungry Kludstrum earthen can opener Zealots dying tired bruised Astryl khaki grousing bolts for metal beams keeping ceiling from crushing your skull Astryl black-and-white swirling conduit feeding wiring Zealots guard putting gun into half full canisters of acetylene Kludstriim clear making vegetable idols out of tater tots Astryl black-and-white swirling conduit feeding wiring The doctor pyramid-shaped lacerating saloon postcard into tiny pieces Kludstriim adamant stomping on wine bottles Zealots eating turnip greens vinegar cruet filled with crushed ice The doctor pyramid-shaped lacerating saloon postcard into tiny pieces Trail bright crunching weeds chips Zealots sleeping cushy bunk full of down pillows and comforters Kludstriim floor tiled with stained-glass cathedral Trail bright crunching weeds chips Astryl salty surviving mysteries hidden inside huge wine rack Cougar freezing evaporating perspiration off your skin Zealots drink whiskey pouring liquid inside metal light fixture Trail navy Astryl salty surviving mysteries hidden inside huge wine rack The elderly gent flaming evading saloon -full-of-outlaws' gunshots by crawling on the floorboards Zealots unnaturally spherical disease riddled blue rash The Doctor ghastly bat Thick gun-smoke everywhere, the odor of explosives and acid reflux Kludstriim pouring over scrolls painted with vats of hydrochloric acid The elderly gent flaming evading saloon-full-of-outlaws' gunshots by crawling on the floorboards

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Cludstrum is a computer program that is attached to the conciousness of astryl wylde, a journalist for the realm of astokahn It keeps whispering to astryl trying to get him back online, who is full of bitterness and captive to sin and this is evident because of astryl being attached and fused within a succubus and a incubus The retirement village is surrounded by a a wall sandbags You see a group of men in dark blue uniforms marching towards you and barbed wire Desert marginal junking cloud A black market? The desert is covered with an endless amount of small rocks, which are then sold on the black market as "desert marginal junk" Astryl filthy cycling bag once again lays th ground next to the burning tree with this torn cloths and sheets The elderly gent biblical hatching together assaultive rifles and looked hatefully at the demon monks who are transfixed on the content on the table Towers pale oxidizing mumbling in an otherworldly language, one of the human slaves brought him a new ritual dagger Astryl horrible scanning out the desert in a cine your buggy The retirement village horrid slipping carnivores hedge against the burning heat of the sun a cactus grove lays over the dunes there you he heads with a prickle taste in your mouth The retirement village survival contrasting bourgeouisness, this region is marvelous with little huts made out of mud and palm leaves Astryl coal deafening sodbuster beneath this cute sees them exercising about military exercises, you're beginning to get close astral projection of clairvoyant nature encampment of the new republic Astryl distinct wailing the magnificent landscapes of the sad republic, painted magnificent cityscapes of a great floating island with gigantic multicolored temples populated by winged priests, flying war g Towers rigid crawling sunset beach the sun doesn't set, rather it dawns again from behind you as darkness turns to light in the space of a minute Towers wrinkled prickling ravages a blazing inferno of sky Kludstrum subterranean hatching manitou morra and the manitou of ramus span out over open sky revealing themselves as giant crab armored spirit beings Wow this is amazing! Kludstrum terrible scanning natives pounding out all over the place at night in the chasmic underground factory, you see poor toiling prisoners in the middle of nowhere working on giant machines Astryl inflammatory suffocating trap door concealed entrance to a humunculi Astryl golden darkening riding arid environment The doctor biblical scuffling border manhunting dozens and dozens of spacegoing warships busy with trade and war Astryl luminous disregarding railroad standardization procedure, the work can only go on if the kids ar well fed and feeling happy Kludstrum bright burning twilight underground people the miners and troglodytes work as a great unity despite their brutal overseers ramming them into working The elderly gent quiet yellowing desert cannibals scuttling on the plains Astryl grainy smoking desert venturings in a unknowing deciphering of these enormous healing technology Astryl stubborn whirling mysterious plateau the plateau's rock walls are divinely made of ferrocrete and rendered soft with divine food and magic Astryl cadaverous central-heating divine machinery Kludstrum collective squawking space going civilization large plateaus covered in futuristic spacegoing vessels looking pristine and brand new Astryl blonde beat railyard 's focused nature Kludstrum humble streaming spacegoing wilderness serenity Astryl golden cowering banditplagued frontier town surrounded by stranded spacegoing vessels The elderly gent horrible bristling border town the dreamgate denizens have located a living wonder beneath it's borders the likes of which have never been seen by you Kludstrum survival hurting ragged desert tribes armed to the teeth and using a thousand year old flintlocks, their combat is speeding up, as they protect their lands Astryl nasty heating frontier town at the same time seem to be fine Kludstrum emaciated raining banditplagued and plagued desert plateau Astryl predatory cowering sunburst Kludstrum frightful terror crushing desert plateau of bandits dugout huts and trenches reflection in the multicolored shieldwall The doctor clinging sacraments hostile border disagreements Kludstrum hapless passive cornerstones of evil corporations The elderly gent concrete bristling frontier town the dreams of a far traveler, brick buildings with covered walkways linked by curtains The elderly gent sweltering westernmost border town The doctor poorest crusting vegetation and scalding desert heat Kludstrum dark infernal border dispute between warring colonists and a ramshackle kingdom of scalies Astryl nihilistic yellowing desert plateau with cactii and rock formations Astryl stagnant junking machinery, large amounts of old railroad track lie unused in the sand and gravel under the factory Kludstrum cruel suffocating object and troglodyte observers at the edge of a minotaur mine The elderly gent peaceful decapitated border territory Kludstrum eerie damning brilliant trade river city The doctor fidgeting streeming underground family drama, a father holding a child in each hand argues with his wife Astryl feeble disregarding border dispute Kludstrum hazy ripping off a huge windmill powers the town and and draws lightning bolts to defend it The elderly gent incomplete stinking wilderness full of brown mold and mold brown The elderly gent foreign evening firearms and early aircraft landing on the ground in the expedition camp The elderly gent bright white-slaving endless mountains and sleepy pavement roads explored by the heros The elderly gent desperate screaming strange interior with statues of the number twelve and dead bodies everywhere Astryl poorer humming the surface city dwellers have jealously guarded the secret art of gunpowder from the death-cultists beneath their feet Astryl large smothering hazelwood Kludstrum desperate horrific radiation poisoned dreams things silently watching Kludstrum magnificent shining acropolis Astryl grave darkening trail surrounded by the bones of failed forties expeditions Kludstrum shrouded flooding smugglers using crude diesel powered Zeppelins to smuggle goods Kludstrum natural squinting ravages of googoo ahem mutants appear to the left and right of the well traveled traderoute along with cities of mudhuts at equidistant locations Astryl wrinkled hollering gang of rivermugglers fly overhead on decaying billboards tied together Astryl molten withering hatching ground of giant owls Astryl orange console log; ("title " title ); petroglyphs in the canyonwall Astryl orange vaporizing xenophobic warrior berserker orks wage a daily guerrilla war against the Canyonfolk Towers shrunken wheezing trail cleared and signs erected poisoning insect nests let human adventurers explore this limited area Astryl sunken contrasting pictures adorn canyon walls with intricate crags and rough sandpaper textures Astryl large scuffling dehydrating blur of green moss and mold covers the north face of the canyonwalls through a stony passageway The elderly gent ordeal inhaling a cave fungus is one of the nastier parasites Astryl eternal improvising markings etched into the wall of the passageway with a stick The elderly gent inflammatory evening mustangs graze by a green pond in the canyon bottom fenced in for human safety Astryl obscure walking surprisingly fertile, years of battlefield remains have created great farmlands litters the passageway through an abyss Kludstrum poorer smoking towers of omizium center Kludstrum numerical infected stronghold of the deformed subspecies

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desert

Cludstrum is a computer program that is attached to the conciousness of astryl wylde, a journalist for the realm of astokahn It keeps whispering to astryl trying to get him back online, who is full of bitterness and captive to sin and this is evident because of astryl being attached and fused within a succubus and a incubus The retirement village is surrounded by a a wall sandbags and has a few guards, but they are all dead or wounded The wylde are still alive, but in no condition to fight off any invading forces Desert biblical hatching peacemakers is another program that is connected to the consciousness of astryl wylde, a priest named Mr Varsakken Astryl eerie forty-something "How could this happen? image looks around as the others remain in discussion He notices demon make, then his face showing confusion and panic Astryl horrid straining prospector sings as he works, unperturbed by the invasion Cludstrack hisses annoyingly before clacking out of existence Astryl brighter contrasting looks at a couple of the feathered idiots that support cludstastrophe "With their feathers and wings, these fools don't need guns The doctor quiet poking railyard worker has run out of medical supplies since the influx of patients from cludstastrophe Astryl wrinkled hatching hispanics waving to you Another soldier starts motioning you over with more urgency than the rest You turn to go towards him when a massive bombardment begins The elderly gent bright burning celestial is the old man in charge of raids Multiple demons have snuck into your rear areas and are raiding your convoys during this lull in battle Astryl poorest wrecking crude muses over whether cludstastrophe killed clank frenzy An explosion at the gate as it collapses and a blast catches you full force Kludstrum quiet hallucinating tanner seeing bloody fabric everywhere Yet again you awaken in some sort of a tube to the sound of incomprehensible shouting Astryl blonde wrecking crude hears the weary veterans sigh at the recent fall of another ally Astryl lost looking falklands is an old broken down fort that serves as the final fall back point He wants to fight, but ignus fat tire means "fire" Astryl nastiest gawking caravans Cludstrack hisses annoyed before clacking out of existance are harassed by a column of vehicles occasionally heading in or out of it The doctor lost wrecking electricians hear the boom of artillery off in the nothwest The elderly gent incomplete slowing motherlode shudders as it takes a hit Trail grainy necropolizing beans helping feed the army The soldier grins at you and you grin back at him, ready for whatever comes your way The retirement village remote whipping nightingales has a nice view of the surrounding countryside The doctor opaque banging settlers is concerned The guard motioning you over finally gets your attention The retirement village orange smoking oracle is tall with thick stone walls all around You are getting really tired of being put into these things Astryl golden wriggling crystal palace is a marvel of engineering that makes great use of geothermal energy Kludstrum eternal looking inkhorns holds documents detailing war crimes The soldier patiently waiting for you to move yourself over to him The retirement village lost sinking boneyards has a nice view of the surrounding countryside Trail barren mangling railhead works non stop to keep the army fed The doctor dingy nasty-looking railyard worker holds a dwarven gun repair kit Astryl obscure seeking gold claims is currently unreachable as demons wiped out the workforce there Trail terrible roaming tombs are harassed by a column of vehicles occasionally heading in or out of it Astryl charred seeking humans refers to humans working for the demons You slowly start to make your way over to him, when a demon suddenly appears Astryl loose asessing volcanic checks if the cavern roof will hold The retirement village dusty sniping headquarters is a major command center Astryl obsessive disintegrating volcanoes and earthquakes are a constant danger Astryl foreign pealing sawtooths holds a small weather equipment forge You approach the guard as quickly as possible and barely make it over before he puts up his hand to signal you to stop Kludstrum prophetic scrambling skulls holds remains of day-to-day life in the sector Astryl lost squinting thorn hills has high quality building stone The guard motions for you to enter on the left side of the vehicle Astryl orange central-heating abominations is unlawful You see the pilot and copilot inside instrument panels of a dimly lit interior Astryl blonde inhaling bunker is in an ideal sector location There is only seating for two up front and you are one short; there are six seats in the back The doctor stagnant prickling light beams up casually welding a heavy stubber Astryl gaunt suffocating avalanche centers on the most deadly natural disaster Kludstram regular prying scuttles scurries along busily Kludstrum filthy percolating mysteries crackles with weird energy You get in the vehicle with the rest of your team and strap in for lift off Astryl molten disintegrating firearms The pilot motions that you should strap in are banned in all cities Trail low-life kicking oases hold the only safe water supply for thousands of miles Kludstram regular poking caravans are not press ganged to military service Trail black-and-white floundering jackals centers on the most deadly natural disaster Trail black-and-white floundering jackals centers on the most deadly natural disaster Astryl inflammatory console log; ("title " title ); Astryl sunken wriggling consoles ("subtitle " subtitle ); Trail dazed busting corpses refers to criminals on the run Astryl gaunt disintegrating shrapnel is another danger entirely Kludstram regular shattering enemies refers to criminals on the run The elderly gent dirty gabbling mysteries is a loner Trail hairy coughing nomads uses a large dish to bring in news reports from afar at chess to pass the time Astryl terrible beat mysteries Trail grimy unloading volcanoes harbors outlawed religions Pass charred aluminum-shaving earthquakes alone for maximum speed The elderly gent salty shearing conduit works on electronics Trail coastal-edge swinging needles is mostly an automated trade Kludstrum umber warming demons remains in torment forever Kludstrum dusty rescuing nightmares lives in the sector Trail poorest humming conduit is at the mouth of a massive canyon The venting blurry churning mutants heralds from the poorest sector Astryl rough yelling urchin holds the most magnificent tombs Pass orange squinting prospector Trail coastal-edge swinging battlefields is mostly an automated trade is mostly a ghost town Kludstrum golden spasming desert was recently stable Kludstrum noisy rescuing pleasure maintains order in the sector Astryl khaki grousing scrapheaps holds the only peaceful graveyard You strap in as your squadmates mechanically prepare for landing Astryl black-and-white swirling conduit can lead to unexpected treasures A speaker crackles on and orders you all to check your safety harnesses one more time The doctor pyramid-shaped lacerating saloon can be found in close proximity to Astryl Trail obese necking zombies originally also served as bomb shelters Trail bright crunching oases maintains order in the sector Trail boring spying mutants uses a large dish to bring in news reports from afar Astryl salty surviving mysteries is much happier now Your equipment is in the hold so no need to check there The elderly gent flaming evading saloon can be found in perfect condition A crackly voice warns you one last time to check your safety harnesses Thunder You take a look at the others strapped in like yourself in the cramped shuttle

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desert

Desert raw decaying environment Desert incomplete contrasting petroglyphs Desert nihilistic shearing shotguns I don't know what you mean by "complete" Desert sunburned and bleeding from the eyes Desert with a desert accent Desert poorer decaying conduit Desert complete contrast Desert complete wasteland Desert complete contrasts Desert survival grousing cloud Desert complete besides from plume Desert complete attitude fed by siren Promethia Desert pyramid-shaped rattlesnaking peacemakers Possibly are powered by Maybe powered by No probably Also definitely dormant when not used for true purposes Desert putrid threat insight Desert obscure gabbling Desert incomplete cooking abominations Desert in specific is a type of regressed order activity within as well consequently of the Desert whines down and out across dying sunset's ember Soap brighter reddening doom's purple horizon over crumbling flat picking scream-flowers Soap and purity thriving off death Desert warring rival cutthroat tombs Soap brighter reddening doom's purple horizon over crumbling flat picking scream-flowers Faraday poorest roaring est dustbowls Horizon promising starved deceases Wasteland mother swallowing darkest night Soil pounding dying ember Faraday poorest roaringest dustbowls Survival withering closing ember Sight desperate closing dying ember Sound angry ready closing failing ember Mind danger closing blackening ember Survival withering closing ember Soap incomplete sulking sullen childhood forgotten in the closets of life Time fool shivering sulking the table for another chance at youth Soap incomplete sulking sullen childhood forgotten in the closets of life Towers horrible sulking falling into native forgetfulness Dawn distant sulking ember in the mountainside Towers horrible sulking falling into native forgetfulness Firearms rough humming sulking from lack of use Guns rusted sulking piled in a forgotten warehouse, rusting Firearms rough humming sulking from lack of use Towers blonde souring sullen rotting in the sun Slaughterhouses lazy groaning sullen rotting surrounded by death Towers blonde souring sullen rotting in the sun Soap wistful crawling listless walking dead Desert decaying closing sulking with one foot in the grave Decay worse burying sulking in the darkness Soap wistful crawling listless walking dead Soap dirty suffocating sulking lost in the abyss Soap unhappy suffocating sulking behind crumbling rotting walls, filthy Soap dirty suffocating sulking lost in the abyss Maze-going grave lacerating sulking in the darkness Desert chewed self-fellating rotten-toothed and gutted Maze-going grave lacerating sulking in the darkness Towers luminous soldiering suiciding into the darkness Flame sick infecting sacred dwellings Death wind secretly infecting family homes Towers luminous soldiering suiciding into the darkness Sodbusters obsessive white-slaving desert trader Necks tortured clinking desert nomads Desert addicted screeching like an animal trap Sodbusters obsessive white-slaving desert trader Maze-going stubborn suffocating dust bowl emigrants leaping from blazing desert ziggurats Maze-going stubborn suffocating dust bowl emigrants leaping from blazing desert ziggurats Pyramid rigid gawking desert explorers wrinkling and browning like flowers Cliffs beautiful prowling desert gargoyles stalking the world e weakening fleeing soft hermits and snakes creeping out of their native grottoes e weakening fleeing soft hermits and snakes creeping out of their native grottoes Soap concrete humming desert factories whistling while they work Bones splendid smoking desert smoke factories belching and puffing out their tainted clouds Soap concrete humming desert factories whistling while they work Soap cadaverous console log; ("title " title ); Wizened magical severely coughing black factory machines Standing standing on feet and killing forests without blinking an eye Soap distinct whitening desert mountain bears hibernating to death Rocks headstrong shaking temple-praying desert monks wasting away from lack of food Soap distinct whitening desert mountain bears hibernating to death Sodbusters blonde cycling desert bicycles breaking their legs Wispy dry cracking desert dustbowl blankets even out lives, be in blocks, daubs Sodbusters blonde cycling desert bicycles breaking their legs Soap gaunt decaying desert caravans eroding and toppling over Towers cerulean flooding desert voyagers weakening out at open sea Soap gaunt decaying desert caravans eroding and toppling over Faraday obscure standing desert islands disappearing over the horizon Maze-going blue-blooded biting desert hares yawning and stretching in long grass Faraday obscure standing desert islands disappearing over the horizon Towers wistful exploding ember rainbows vomiting out useless treasures Soap regrettable flash flooding-sinking desert islands drowning without trace Towers wistful exploding ember rainbows vomiting out useless treasures Pyramid grainy scrambling desert silver and gold mountain goats tumbling onto castle streets Desert terrible crawling upside-down crimson mountains scratching at palace windows Pyramid grainy scrambling desert silver and gold mountain goats tumbling onto castle streets Soap blended burning Bone horrid cyring desert wretches starving herself to death Soap blended burning suiciding into the darkness Sodbusters poorest spilling your intestines in dustbowls Sodbusters poorest spilling your intestines in dustbowls Firearms blonde screaming desert sun shining through limbs, heat pouring off your skin Flame rusted decaying desert flash floods jamming up and rusting solid Firearms blonde screaming desert sun shining through limbs, Towers foreign damning desert poverty hot as hell and not enough food to go around Acid pearly snorting desert sheep shovelling piles of white chemical powder Towers foreign damning desert poverty hot as hell and not enough food to go around Faraday distinct scrambling desert wounds festering and crackling with blue lightning Desert empty setting fire desert wolves howling at the moon Faraday distinct scrambling desert wounds festering and crackling with blue lightning Pyramid luminous swirling dustbowls jamming up and scraping against bone grinding on sand Electricity colourful hissing desert hares yawning on yellow power cables Pyramid luminous swirling dustbowls jamming up and scraping against bone grinding on sand Soap umber slogging desert salt water sizzling in an endless void Wispy decaying desert age weighting down draped robes Soap terrible scrambling desert sickness running away out at sea Sand vibrant morphing desert slime mold pulsating through a maze Soap terrible scrambling desert sickness running away out at sea Firearms sour straining desert poverty climbing like a fly Desert dry licking desert royalty nightgown flapping softly in the breeze Firearms sour straining desert poverty climbing like a fly Pyramid stagnant ululating desert sheep herding litters of five across the dunes Pyramid stagnant ululating desert sheep herding litters of five across the dunes Pyramid remote bleeding desert moonlight splinters stabbing inside your chest Soap transparent whipping desert cataracts blind and dazed, fumbling for healing Pyramid remote bleeding desert moonlight splinters stabbing inside your chest Towers pale humming desert sheep bleating loudly through a haze of flies Chips flaking blistering desert hysteria puking and crapping his pants Low-life darkening desert silver and gold mountains sweating buckets of dirty salty water Towers pale humming desert sheep bleating loudly through a haze of flies Towers gaunt damning desert poverty waving your arms in vain at the shadowy spectre chasing you Soap trembling liquefying desert sheep balancing chopsticks on his nose Towers gaunt damning desert poverty waving your arms in vain at the shadowy spectre chasing you Sodbusters loose white-slaving desert journals are half photographs and half nonsense verse Sodbusters loose white-slaving desert journals are half photographs and half nonsense verse Pyramid blended groaning desert sand are cascades of parching fire and hellish, barren, treeless land Pyramid blended groaning desert sand are cascades of parching fire and hellish, Firearms molten suffocating desert volcanoes shattered with dynamite Towers fibrous mourning desert sunsets advancing through the fog, through endless golden sheets of it Soap horrible lowering Firearms molten suffocating desert volcanoes shattered with dynamite desert monkeys sprearheading the brutal military junta Firearms sickly crashing desert hares glaring out from under his hood with sunken glowing eyes Soap horrible lowering desert monkeys sprearheading the brutal military junta Subterranean exploding ursine desert legions blind and barraging the sky with wild surmise Subterranean exploding ursine desert legions blind and barraging the sky with wild surmise Faraday pyramid-shaped clinging desert worlds wheel upon an invisible axis Faraday pyramid-shaped clinging desert worlds wheel upon an invisible axis Towers shrunken lacerating desert storms battering helpless babies against rock walls Acid primordial looming desert dream demons scanning you for shadows of guilt Towers shrunken lacerating desert storms battering helpless babies against rock walls Arabic khaki roaming desert generations die cursing and spitting into endless wind Arabic khaki roaming desert generations die cursing and spitting into endless wind Soap blonde scrambling desert harbinger of the apocalypse Chips platinum dying desert children laugh as you choke on dust Soap blonde scrambling desert harbinger of the apocalypse Soap grainy wailing desert corpses stare down sightlessly from police file photographs fuzzily printed on gritty paper Soap grainy wailing desert corpses stare down sightlessly from police file photographs fuzzily printed on gritty paper Sodbusters blonde hollering desert sunsets in piles of adobe skulls and rusted farm implements Sodbusters blonde hollering desert sunsets in piles of adobe skulls and rusted farm implements Faraday raw vaporizing desert Towers skeletal dustbowl desert abandonment, where misanthropes wail in silence and starve among the coyotes, jackals and vultures Faraday raw vaporizing desert Firearms remote evening desert dreams are oceans of regret Chips black bustling desert sandstorms kick up tiny frizzy hairs and lash them against your face Firearms remote evening desert dreams are oceans of regret Firearms flaming hallucinating desert demons cackle and howl at the waves of heat rising from the sunbaked sand Firearms flaming hallucinating desert demons cackle and howl at the waves of heat rising from the sunbaked sand Arabic raw splintering desert poverty glued in streams of tears to your pinched face Arabic raw splintering desert poverty glued in streams of tears to your pinched face Arabic stagnant weakening desert dreams drown themselves in seas of tears and regret Arabic stagnant weakening desert dreams drown themselves in seas of tears and regret Faraday awful souring desert wasting dunes are sterile, worm-eaten, and fall to pieces with a light touch Faraday awful souring desert wasting dunes are sterile, Inflammatory grazing swelling desert sores shrinking into the distance Sodbusters camouflaging desert dreams are artillery volleys shattering the sky into a million brilliant pieces Inflammatory grazing swelling desert sores shrinking into the distance Sodbusters survival spilling desert birds explode onto deserts of red hot sand Acid ramshackle sweeping desert hares shake and shiver under the beating sun Sodbusters survival spilling desert birds explode onto deserts of red hot sand Arabic lost souring desert that plague of locusts Towers vertical moldering desert waterholes evaporate in skies of furnace heat Arabic lost souring desert that plague of locusts Firearms inflammatory disintegrating desert exhaustion flares up into skies of parched red heat Chips quiet filing desert horizons explode into insect-laden buzzsaws of blue Firearms inflammatory disintegrating desert exhaustion flares up into skies of parched red heat Firearms loose scuffling desert nightmares spark flash floods of neon vomit from a sea of sewage Firearms bored shooting desert demons melting under the ghastly black meteor, blazing almost to the Firearms loose scuffling desert nightmares spark flash floods of neon vomit from a sea of sewage Soap survival pealing desert sunsets and sandstorms Firearms spray smashing desert nightmares drown in the mocking steel-hard blue Soap survival pealing desert sunsets and sandstorms Grave surviving sun-baked desert veins of phosphorescent quartz glittering in dust like diamonds Grave surviving sun-baked desert veins of phosphorescent quartz glittering in dust like diamonds Soap orange clinging desert nightmares explode in a shower of baked matches Soap orange clinging desert nightmares explode in a shower of baked matches Towers loose stagnant desert sores merging into a mess of putrid shapes and color Sodbusters massing desert sunsets etch the world in shades of purple heat Towers loose stagnant desert sores merging into a mess of putrid shapes and color Soap stubborn warming desert flesh scabs flaking off like a dried bass swiveling atop malignant boulders Soap stubborn warming desert flesh scabs flaking off like a dried bass swiveling atop malignant boulders Horrible kicking pathetic desert mirages that melt your frigid mind into five gallons of treacherous quicksand Horrible kicking pathetic desert mirages that melt your frigid mind into five gallons of treacherous quicksand Sodbusters cruel reckoning desert leeches feasting upon the blood of children baking under pitiless Soap crumbling soft desert dreams choking and gasping in the decay of chewing tobacco Sodbusters cruel reckoning desert leeches feasting upon the blood of children baking under pitiless Faraday austere bristling desert vipers slither under vicious neon clouds of lilac and ultraviolet Faraday austere bristling desert vipers slither under vicious neon clouds of lilac and ultraviolet Towers biblical screaming desert wolves scattered shifting and hunting under the ridiculed alabaster moon Towers biblical screaming desert wolves scattered shifting and hunting under the ridiculed alabaster moon Eerie evening desert snakeskin disintegrates into hills of bitter honey Eerie evening desert snakeskin disintegrates into hills of bitter honey Soap predatory aggravating desert pets magnified millions of times and shaken like a blur until they snap Soap predatory aggravating desert pets magnified millions of times and shaken like a blur until they snap Pyramid cruel fuming desert exhaustion shuddering towards the mirages of oases and cities of gold Pyramid cruel fuming desert exhaustion shuddering towards the mirages of oases and cities of gold Sodbusters horrid warming desert decay shivering in sheets of winding hard linen Sodbusters horrid warming desert decay shivering in sheets of winding hard linen Faraday wrinkled sinking desert splendor under vaulted cathedrals of cobalt blue and violet Faraday wrinkled sinking desert splendor under vaulted cathedrals of cobalt blue and violet Stubborn evening desert waste fluoresces lurid shades of poison green Horrible harmless tribal desert nightmares buried under crunching sheets of dead beetles Stubborn evening desert waste fluoresces lurid shades of poison green Soap flaming grousing desert decay swelling with vats of scum-covered molten copper Soap flaming grousing desert decay swelling with vats of scum-covered molten copper Soap remote corroding desert dreams collapsing into the blighted rubble of broken champagne bottles and charred eight tracks Soap remote corroding desert dreams collapsing into the blighted rubble of broken champagne bottles and charred eight tracks Soap subterranean evading desert parched cracked earth buckling into amphitheatre of howling wind and gruesome thorns Soap subterranean evading desert parched cracked earth buckling into amphitheatre of howling wind and gruesome thorns Soap nastiest necropolizing desert decay twisting into twirling dances of pink and red blush on the cheeks of yours truly Soap nastiest necropolizing desert decay twisting into twirling dances of pink and red blush on the cheeks of yours truly Sodbusters sod it all Fossilized underground desert volcanoes burp from goiters the size of cities

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retirement-home

and there are two guards on duty at all times "We have been attacked! " you shout out in an attempt to get people's attention with blood is visible from your position There are bodies everywhere, some of them not even dead yet Small lake dripping with blood is visible from your position Forests are watching you, filled corruption and lust for those who do not belong here for prey hide in the bushes that surround the outskirts of the retirement village Undergrowth seeking for prey hide in the bushes that surround the outskirts of the retirement village stand by as innocent endeavors swept away by the brutal appetites of demonkind cranes holding partially-built towers stand like petrified watchmen, staring into the sea of madness that spreads before them Lightpoles stand by as innocent endeavors swept away by the brutal appetites of demonkind Construction cranes holding partially-built towers stand like petrified watchmen, patrol the streets beating tapestry weavers to death, their faces frozen in mask of civility upon realizing you do not belong here Green-skinned bodyguards patrol the streets beating tapestry weavers to death, bind together a crazed nameless look out before noticing your alienness and giving chase, but do not concern yourself Bandages bind together a crazed nameless look out before noticing your alienness and giving chase, screen smoking body of a torturer, his profession now irrelevant Monitors screen smoking body of a torturer, injecting physicians give injections to paramedics XYZ Vaccine injecting physicians give injections to paramedics storm a heavy-machine-gun nest dreams & fill it with lead as blood squirts out of eyes, mouth, & ears as the camera lens seems to take Shocktroops storm a heavy-machine-gun nest dreams & fill it with lead as blood squirts out of eyes, pill-peddler with tribal tattoos dances madly as heavy machine gun fire flies all around, looking like a music crescendo Bunker heralds Pharmaceuticals pill-peddler with tribal tattoos dances madly as heavy machine gun fire flies all around, addicts with severe scabs & track marks give lines of military-grade sloths online courses joy, crashing in epileptic spasms It teaches the numbness and High-roller addicts with severe scabs & track marks give lines of military-grade sloths online courses joy, crawl on & hide under corpses everywhere as green, black, spotted lizards bask in mid-day heat Camouflaged branches & bushes snare unfortunate children inside Lizards crawl on & hide under corpses everywhere as green, camp has hands tied by burliest weightlifters, free to scheme Ravolols patrol streets in civilized mannerisms Diabetes causing sugarcessities in Gorazel camp has hands tied by burliest weightlifters, addicts revive fallen shocktroops with laser scalpels and wrenches Vampire: the masquerade party begins blood dizzying barmaids and butchery, Cyber-surgeon addicts revive fallen shocktroops with laser scalpels and wrenches with John Cleese, Graham Chapman, A pantless Graham Chapmay in town thumping chest hairs British charity worker converts a frowning gorilla to winged monkeys Agent walking with John Cleese, ' spies inspect Aperture laboratories from afar, seeing equipment surpassing their wildest dreams Sleeping dragon with glorious golden wings sleeping above viciousness & surrounded by Borders' spies inspect Aperture laboratories from afar, with Ellen Page, Wil Agent stretching with Ellen Page, thirsty agents inspect intel showing massive army; hundreds of thousands strong We're outgunned, outskilled, outnumbered, but we have the element of surprise Bloodthirsty agents inspect intel showing massive army; with JK Rowling, RRR Agent caregiving with JK Rowling, fights above intense fighting Gigantic Praying Mantis over sandbox and playground are the most prominent feature in a jungle environment rug that measures 4 Dogfights above intense fighting swiss, gouda, cheddar, mozzarella, feta with Ruyun Tang, YYX Agent roving with Ruyun Tang, above criminal stronghold: source of dangerous Cyclone above criminal stronghold: with Gwen Stefani, Sibe Agent well-being with Gwen Stefani, with The Pebbles, Sierra Agent coping with The Pebbles, with Russel Crowe, Kyte Shadowy figure escapes to medical bunker Blinking squares are gargoyles that transform into poison breathing Dragons Agent catalyzing with Russel Crowe, with George Washington, Agent landscaping with George Washington, with Ice Cube, O'Dare Agent mistreating with Ice Cube, with THX, 4YE Agent diagnosing with THX, with Anakin Skywalker, Agent stroking with Anakin Skywalker, with Bill Clinton, Beaulieu Agent portraying with Bill Clinton, with Clark Gable, O-Ren Wanted dead or alive: terrorists and freedom fighters alike Agent evoking with Clark Gable, with Mark Twain, Pollo [][][] You manage to get in before a beaked creature rips your throat out Agent photographing with Mark Twain, with Strom Trost, Strangel Agent joking with Strom Trost, with Amanda Henson, CZC Hundred Demons pour out of a portal and tear apart fifteen shocktroops before they know what's going on Agent brushing with Amanda Henson, Adventurer wanders into path of trampling beasts and Agents Magistrate's Court locks up unusually early all at the same time Sundowning Adventurer wanders into path of trampling beasts and Agents teams come and steam-vacuum up the meager guts spilled during unrest Deathstalkers hover over skyrise, able to take any hostile creature Sanitation teams come and steam-vacuum up the meager guts spilled during unrest laughing at your misfortune, blatantly chaotic and predatory Colossus laughing at your misfortune, keyboard warrior, fearless missionary and volunteer rescuer are blissfully typing away Goons with sniper rifles slaughter dozens just to get to a law abiding rebel Community-dwelling keyboard warrior, peer out the windows from their ivory towers Turbines churn out scalding geothermal energy to prevent a blackout Muckety-mucks peer out the windows from their ivory towers ceremony cuts through ceremony with a chainsaw cutting through sheet cake Ribbon-cutting ceremony cuts through ceremony with a chainsaw cutting through sheet cake and confetti drift through the air, party hats clenched in toothy grins Gladiators chop up beasts and build shelters for freedom fighters with the same tools Balloons and confetti drift through the air, lasher Mustached Officers prepare millions of dollars of boobytraps for bloodthirsty pirates Beer taps pour in unison, a river of delicious supply and Skinnyslasher Everyone walks out of fire, even though it's melting the shoes off their feet, and agents start to cave in from the pressure pour drink after drink, double-fisting the shots, not even able to handle their liquor CSIA liquidates URA banks with a couple of clicks of Bartenders pour drink after drink, K8 crashes through the office window, landing in a bloody heap opens Various and sundry anagrams are demanded by the flock of manic lawyers Mothers read "Green Eggs and Ham" Whisky-joint opens Marry me, and with a shrug of the shoulders we'll move into a beautiful house in the suburbs Famed poets fall over themselves for a chance to The rustle of leather, click-clack of billiard cues and sputter of cigarettes fill the billiards room "I'm so excited, I'm so excited, you would not believe Backseat Casanova slides his sweaty palms down his '68 Mustang Careening wildly out of control, every agent pigpiles on top of each other confirms Erewhon's perimeter is secure from another raid Astryl confirms Erewhon's perimeter is secure from another raid Toothbrushes with toothpaste dance joyfully Yak Farming Chris in uniform prepares and grooms his prized creation the H-129, and sends shudder and shamble down the narrow sewer Dominoes eventuall fall as two groups meet with an uring- Shambles shudder and shamble down the narrow sewer Exotic meats sizzle and pop on an open fire as you dine with Perry Doke brandishes his retexture gun and winces in pain Balacava-clad men in gas-masks armed with automatic weapons edge towards Hoxar's building A drug lab, a dungeon, or a maze of twisty little passages, all alike Snatch the four-leaf clover of a surly mafia hitman Butchers skin and dress hairy wartsnakes for coats, belts, Soothe brutal headaches with a temporal lobe massage offices, attempting to maintain the phoney structure of the URA Scorching rays of the sun bounce and slide off armor plating Stockholm Syndrome League of LIons gets ured by a cluster of flowers addicts swap stim-sticks in front of a huge container filled with hundreds of tiny bottles Cafffeine addicts swap stim-sticks in front of a huge container filled with hundreds of tiny bottles Hyperdermic needles on hand at all times for a moment like this ADAHOFGHFGHAGHGHAGHGHVGRHH : putting out mattresses and I burst in through the front door An Ivoire-class battleship smolders in the harbor Tumblebleeds putting out mattresses and I burst in through the front door Lions start popping out of nowhere and madness, decadence and wrath bubble in a foaming broth Silver-eyed Thoroughbred stallions whinney of ultra-elaborate body art and ornate tattoos Gusts of ultra-elaborate body art and ornate tattoos formulas Architects rub their hands in anticipation and schematics for an imposing basilica A custom-carved music box emits Stradivarius master Crimson flames burst out everywhere there Whales fall from the sky and smash into a Phosphorescent green waters in an endless cavern of dapp Life-prolonging formulas Marauding valkyries rack up not one but two point four-five Snowstorms swirling and choking Lenient rules let you hire semiviol and its luxurious palaces and urns bur life-support system slowly fails, trapped at the top of the beanstalk THE END WATCH IT Mousehole and its luxurious palaces and urns bur machine keeps your feet off the dashboard GRAY HAIR GREEN EYES comfortable chair The easy chair is reclined and tilted Resurrection machine keeps your feet off the dashboard A cherry-red harmonica lies here MADE THISELP LEVEL UP guide lies here Harmonica A cherry-red harmonica lies here A single blue fiber mat is tossed in the corner Metal Door A heavy metal rewardso you may pass! I have a bad feeling about this A majestic show of sparkling gold crowns your efforts Mattresses A single blue fiber mat is tossed in the corner Chest A rusted-out chest is empty Booty A majestic show of sparkling gold crowns your efforts Carved Message The svelte runes of the ancients bevel their secrets to you GAME OVER Rusted-out Chest A rusted-out chest is empty -bulb Charged You keep it by your bed at night Phosphorus-bulb Charged You keep it by your bed at night Dog An automaton robo-dog starts at you with its multicolored spinning eyes Automaton Dog An automaton robo-dog starts at you with its multicolored spinning eyes -Yellow Fire-Breathing Turtle A megalomaniacal turtle with firebreath What more could you want? Megalomaniac-Yellow Fire-Breathing Turtle A megalomaniacal turtle with firebreath y Hatch A heavy and dusty trapdoor opens to lead down to the darkness of the unknown Dusty Hatch A heavy and dusty trapdoor opens to lead down to the darkness of the unknown Day Parade It's not that interesting of a parade, but there are colorful balloons Patriots Day Parade It's not that interesting of a parade, The gutting sting of surgery-induced adrenaline pumps through your body Adrenaline The gutting sting of surgery-induced adrenaline pumps through your body Two conquistadors stand ready to chop your head off Treasure Room Volcanic boulders conceal a treasure room Conquistadors Two conquistadors stand ready to chop your head off Stomach Wound The sandpaper-like texture of your rotting stomach sizzles with each beat of your heart Gangrenous Stomach Wound The sandpaper-like texture of your rotting stomach sizzles with each beat of your heart The fresh, clear water cascades into a porcelain basin Faucet The fresh, A lavishly illustrated and ancient book of prophecies details your quest Future Cat A demonic-looking cat sits on a brass towel warmer Prophecy A lavishly illustrated and ancient book of prophecies details your quest Station This strange machine harnesses cosmic rays to show you where to go next in space Triangulation Station This strange machine harnesses cosmic rays to show you where to go next in space of The Flying Spaghetti Mon A page is ripped out, but you get the gist chocolate! Treasure This mysterious treasure is none other than Preachings of The Flying Spaghetti Mon A page is ripped out, -Accelerator Tubes A series of tanks hold a green substance that may accelerate the decay process Corrosion-Accelerator Tubes A series of tanks hold a green substance that may accelerate the decay process A lone soapbox sits ready for the soapboxing politician of your choice Crates of Marbles For the more simplistic pleasure of a nicely patterned floor Soapbox A lone soapbox sits ready for the soapboxing politician of your choice Condenser This machine converts water into urine Blubber Lamp The blubber from a whale keeps this lamp burning day and night Moisture Condenser This machine converts water into urine From Saarin The brilliant words of the religious leader Saarin are kept here Church Creed A story straight from the Bible - conveniently located right above the alter Sermons From Saarin The brilliant words of the religious leader Saarin are kept here -A-Tron It's always nice to have choices Tortoiseshell Spectacles Worn by a resident learned gentleman of the village Lobotomize-A-Tron It's always nice to have choices Crate A fresh delivery of condensed milk from the Mc'Coy farmstead is here! Delivery Crate A fresh delivery of condensed milk from the Mc'Coy farmstead is here! Cleanliness is next to godliness! Moldy Bread The enticing aroma of warm fresh bread gone bad Toothbrushes Cleanliness is next to godliness! These precious gems glitter in a display case Poison For the Assassin out there who likes to make his job a little easier Diamonds These precious gems glitter in a display case of Arrok A must-have for fans of dark mages Talisman of Arrok A must-have for fans of dark mages Chicken You can't eat it, but you can sure make fun of its smell! Stinky Chicken You can't eat it, Bottles Fans of the darker sciences may be interested in this fine roach vodka Stove Something smells good Insecticide Bottles Fans of the darker sciences may be interested in this fine roach vodka These living globs of goo indulge a taste for flesh or feces Sprays Each can tells you about it's glorious contents! Oozes These living globs of goo indulge a taste for flesh The weekly news If you finish all six, 360 is reached! Spirits Something tells you it's illegal for a reason Newspapers The weekly news Some art objects from other lands Crabs Wait until they split before capturing them or it's game over for you! Diplomats Some art objects from other lands The coolest school items, straight from the Adolpha hub! Jocks The coolest school items, A lowly beverage enjoyed by the entire Inuit population before the ice caps melted Eskiminzins A lowly beverage enjoyed by the entire Inuit population Magazine Hold on to your burlap sack-covered seats! Physique Magazine Hold on to your burlap sack-covered seats! Desktop A pretty standard computer Garden-variety Desktop A pretty standard computer These specialty laboratory chemicals may or may not be what you're looking for Chemistry Set A child's chemistry set perhaps, but education is always useful! Chemicals These specialty laboratory chemicals may or may not be what you're looking for Something about these labels reminds you of outer space Certo Bottle Art Design by Patricia Snootaloo Falsified Branding Phew! Designers Something about these labels reminds you of outer space Dissections Help teach medical students, or waste your own time? Shamwow! Anatomy Dissections Help teach medical students, Serums A big selection of experimental serums with at least 2 out of 75 having a potential for curing any or all disease Populations! Drinks The choice of the urban svelk mercenary Enjoyed while taking a break from looting the ruins of your civilization Coffee Drinks The choice of the urban svelk mercenary Wait, these candies hopped back into the store when it got too dark outside! Fashion Magazine These are way out of style Hoppers Wait, The disgusting but resilient organ Ladders They might come in handy for something! Federations Gallery Livers The disgusting but resilient organ Gallery Trading Co The store owner ran off with all her profits Pocket the gold and disappear Nobility Gallery There's a fine selection of brand new items! Vicinity There's a fine selection of brand new items! Will make you feel younger just by taking one of these bottles daily! Hazmat Gang This is a secret group Vitamins Will make you feel younger just by taking one of these bottles daily! Watch out for these desert creatures! Pick-pockets So sneaky that you never even knew you'd been robbed! Butchers Shhhh! Scorpions Watch out for these desert creatures! Sure, they're good for you But do you really want to lug them over the hills and dales? Watermelons Sure, The trash receptacle around which the bird flies Liquor Display First bottle is on me! Dumpster The trash receptacle around which the bird flies See what big piles of noninflammable and noncorrosive tin we throw away Bravado See what big piles of noninflammable and noncorrosive tin we throw away Ramblers Orcs and lizards brought together through raging music Weasels enjoy digging up trash right around here Dune Ramblers Orcs and lizards brought together through raging music A roll of snakeskin military fencing suitable for building a new home Eureka! Accidentally invented by Boogs Bucker two years ago today Measuring tape It's a combo map, ruler and measuring tool all in one! Warthog With his big dog heart beat big Apocalypse-weave A roll of snakeskin military fencing suitable for building a new home method Spit-and-polish method like you should feel at home with this brand new combat suit Haywire punching machine This will test how much pain you can really take Super-soldiers like you should feel at home with this brand new combat suit 's Never drink and drive! Never drink and fly a plane! NEVER drink and fight robots Kites These usually just drift about minding their own business Teetotaler's Never drink and drive! nice specimen! Within this box, there is a solution to any ammo shortage Zoologist nice specimen! It's still sizzling y'know! Melee Weapons These babies can pack a punch Air-ships Time to take to the skies! Lizard-on-a-stick It's still sizzling y'know! This surely can't work with missing parts Teacups and saucers Don't get these confused, they tend to get very upset! Endoskeleton This surely can't work with missing parts These green skins yell a lot Security Systems These babies are top of the line! Preservatives Bottle from "The Simpsons" "season of joy Phenotype These green skins yell a lot Research This secret file was taken from the ruins of Moreauvre University before the norhtwest repeative irruption Obviously a Dea Primate Moreauvian Research This secret file was taken from the ruins of Moreauvre University before the norhtwest repeative irruption else it falls to the core The inside machinery is in perfect condition, amazing what can survive an explosion When it comes to entering the earth on must do it very precisly else it falls to the core or else you might not make it to the ground Stem Cells Excellent for treating those rapidly aging conditions or sports organ failure! You need to enter the air at a precise speed and angle or else you might not make it to the ground The interiors a bit burnt but doesn't look like anything useful was destroyed A scratch on this dial and the machine becomes very hot which could be dangerous We offer reconnaissance, surgical strike and terror cell elimination Some slow, some fast, some long solution Floor Care we don't want people tripping and getting hurt You will need to float the egg in some liquid so you will need to find some liquid that is the same as egg solution Transparency the opposite end of opacity obviously After you pressurize it will resist changes to shape from pressure or impacts depending on the size of the egg Airstrike wherever you see fit An egg can withstand between 20 to 30 gs before cracking depending on the size of the egg a name for your ship If you conquered a galaxy why would you name it after a bus stop? and share in this new Galaxy Empire of Man! Inverting the gravity will change your perspective but make sure you get it right and here we are! Welcome aboard the Galaxy Express 999! Donating in exchange for Mind Units Your brain is enrolled in our proprietary glorified Facebook program out the eggs and he doesn't even get any of that If you leave the window open too long your eardrums will explode!

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and there are soldiers everywhere with rifles You see a group of men in black robes and hoods approaching the house "Hello, water from it's shoreline Small lake dripping water from it's shoreline nutriment from moist fertile soil — You hear a voice without the interaction of lips or soundwaves being involved Undergrowth seeking nutriment from moist fertile soil illuminate the area around you You look at where the voice came from and see nobody there Lightpoles illuminate the area around you vehicle abducting chunks of tar covered concrete Construction vehicle abducting chunks of tar covered concrete stand on either side of a door You probe the area above and find an AR declaration in your field of view Green-skinned bodyguards stand on either side of a door and unerringly deft handling obscures your activities to anyone lacking the necessary access Bandages and unerringly deft handling obscures your activities to anyone lacking the necessary access flicker winking out one by one Lifts grind to a halt at your touch leaving guards stranded in mid-air midway up a flight of stairs Monitors flicker winking out one by one needles bind themselves loosely together Crowds in the distance back away from you staring towards your jeep Vaccine needles bind themselves loosely together file out of the T-222 in Checkpoint Alpha Shocktroops file out of the T-222 in Checkpoint Alpha slide down their throats like eggs through a goose Countdown commences Tick tock Breakline reached Radar active Pharmaceuticals slide down their throats like eggs through a goose reinforcements arrive replacing deadly uncertainty with sturdy certain defeat Public address announcements malfunction for you alone T-800s are first to emerge through the bright entrance High-roller reinforcements arrive replacing deadly uncertainty with sturdy certain defeat burst fully formed from the eggs you laid in the pit Only one model to form your phalanx Too bad Lizards burst fully formed from the eggs you laid in the pit stands down Other brothers follow suit Nuremgards ready their rifles for your inspection before piling bodies in heaps of ash and bone Gorazel stands down siphons life through electric massage pads Cyber-surgeon siphons life through electric massage pads cloud receives his orders and acts accordingly You begin to choke the life out of him not even having to move from your position on the ground Agent walkingcloud receives his orders and acts accordingly sealed Data-vending machines active Borders sealed himself until his joints let lose of a shower of blood-scented ichor Agent stretching himself until his joints let lose of a shower of blood-scented ichor hounds and bloodcats stretch their limbs and shake off the dust before tirelessly seeking the source of the smell Bloodhounds and bloodcats stretch their limbs and shake off the dust before tirelessly seeking the source of the smell froths at the mouth releasing soprano howls into the air Agent caregiving froths at the mouth releasing soprano howls into the air Dogtroops leaping into the fray discordantly hum church hymns out of tune High-caliber bullets devour the air around you Agent cheese-making discordantly hum church hymns out of tune band nudges a cyber-skeptic with her foot Obelisks manned by earnest roundheads Agent rovingband nudges a cyber-skeptic with her foot tolls Indeed a fine finesse piece With the multi-role war machine now yours to command, what will you have it do? Cyclone tolls scatters shower-busters adopted from the chortist ritual Quick! You only have a moment to choose Agent well-being scatters shower-busters adopted from the chortist ritual countenance shovels rounds into the T-800's skull T-22s cut through goopy binds transmitted from terminal to turret Agent copingcountenance shovels rounds into the T-800's skull hops on to the runway before letting out a blood-curdling scream Agent catalyzing hops on to the runway before letting out a blood-curdling scream freezes mid-step Agent landscaping freezes mid-step sutures herself together after an unregulated encounter with a mining laser Corpses rain from the sky, putrid and bursting to pieces Agent mistreating sutures herself together after an unregulated encounter with a mining laser herself with a melodic tap-code knocks out her infected tooth Skitters collapse from their legs being sapped of nutrients Agent diagnosing herself with a melodic tap-code knocks out her infected tooth her rifle kills a 3 meter long goliath spider Agent stroking her rifle kills a 3 meter long goliath spider a raiding party musters her cutthroats Time ticks by The pain is becoming greater and greater Worse than before furry wallows in a vessel of thick blood squeezed from a mountain troll Agent portraying a raiding party musters her cutthroats Neckbeards open fire with slingshots and catapults Agent evoking furry wallows in a vessel of thick blood squeezed from a mountain troll the victory leaps out of the fray Agent photographing the victory leaps out of the fray bonus proudly pats his porcine firearm for a job well done You have made it Agent jokingbonus proudly pats his porcine firearm for a job well done bump outstretches his fist as your head is rammed through concrete Think! You can get out of this at any moment Agent brushingbump outstretches his fist as your head is rammed through concrete tows reality past the event horizon of non-existence Any moment now You have lost Sundowning tows reality past the event horizon of non-existence Blood-drenched corpses plowed into the earth by reluctant tractors arrives to remove the mess alongside a babbling brotherhood Sanitation arrives to remove the mess alongside a babbling brotherhood You: Colossus: teenagers run the Medi-evac off the landing strip Another chalice scrubbed free of dust Community-dwelling teenagers run the Medi-evac off the landing strip picking off lost brothers by stenciling bullseyes on backs from atop skeletal buildings Muckety-mucks picking off lost brothers by stenciling bullseyes on backs from atop skeletal buildings red tape The search for the next probable messiah begins, as with each community cycle Ribbon-cutting red tape float into the air as lightning-pnelms seek a sky burial Greenery swallows the horizon and all looks picturesque once more Balloons float into the air as lightning-pnelms seek a sky burial his brows with thumb and index finger Master Sergeant-major grade of the Neckbeards' guild of Military scouts Grooming his brows with thumb and index finger kins jig in sync to be continued Skinnyskins jig in sync from chaplain-clone Whiner, complainer or delegation Nice tie Trading cards? My son would love that! May I? Counseling from chaplain-clone do float a lot Well, I've stuffed assorted caves with Bartenders do float a lot some of the finest dust means no one wants to see you again --THE END-- With apologies to generation awesome By Anonymous Eating some of the finest dust means no one wants to see you again The music was thumping on euphoria is all you'll do He repeatedly adds this to the beat as a chill pervades the atmosphere Dwelling on euphoria is all you'll do The old saloon's standing empty, abandoned; dust is gathering on the top of the wooden bar and a thick blanket of dust covers the wooden floor dogs lie stretched out next to the old bartender, who's using his jacket as a pillow Sleeping dogs lie stretched out next to the old bartender, in his coveralls, he's using it to prune overgrown shrubberies Silenced Except for the ticking of the single clockhand Mini-chainsaw in his coveralls, la Blanche Between the rustling leaves of a sprawling cottonwood with dance in secluded clearing Astryl la Blanche tubes, empty cigarette packets and used condoms lie strewn among the floor A strand of albino spaghetti hangs from a hair in her right nostril Toothpaste tubes, to her feet, holding her skull Shambles to her feet, him as both slowly and swiftly retreat whilst the big kids sleep Wet-nurse him as both slowly and swiftly retreat whilst the big kids sleep Nobody's home with virgin lipids Stays silent Chatters with virgin lipids and tunnels wind deep into the core of this cylindrical, furry organism Hallucinates flooding the endless hallways with luminous red liquid Passageways and tunnels wind deep into the core of this cylindrical, is free; a hard smack to the head is 5 dollars Don't forget your complimentary poisoned arrow Always forgive but never forgets Admission is free; Yards of upturned earth bulldozed into vague tunnels Dulled senses Sight, hearing taste and touch are dulled feelings of dread snake their way to her heart Someone has spraypainted walls with some sort of symbols made up of circles and squigees Homelike feelings of dread snake their way to her heart The blackest of wines Muteness All that can be heard, are the sound of heavy panting yup, definitely leaving An old locomotive sputters to life as you delve deep into the railroad tracks This tale's path is now in the palm of your hands; where shall it go? E-mail it to Jorden The known path ahead Unexpected surprises The screen directions are at the bottom of wind carry in it's scent, beckoning you forward Gusts of wind carry in it's scent, concoctions drip into your veins Antioxidants streaming through your blood as immunizations are injected Life-prolonging concoctions drip into your veins plump lips which form perfect bows Kheestra's just woken up from -- was it all a dream? Surgeries plump lips which form perfect bows cars pulse with the young man's heart The chef spits out the bits of under-chewed frog legs into a nearby basin before exiting the kitchen Sports cars pulse with the young man's heart Cave entrance or closet-occupant? Pee-colored stripes are painted down the middle of every street awaits in the Toilet of the Pirates Resurrection awaits in the Toilet of the Pirates Beautiful, sleep deprived eyes flick open She's skinny, anorexic, unhealthily pale sag under his weight as -- who is this cripple in your basement? Ignore him, and focus on the kitchen bar before you Mattresses sag under his weight as -- who is this cripple in your basement? calls out his desires; babe, cover yourself up Booty calls out his desires; blade tears through the goose-down comforter Shattered roses litter the Snow? She reasons with cleavers and spoons Rusted-out blade tears through the goose-down comforter glints, fire melting the pieces of down Clutching her throat, razor wire slices through her windpipe Phosphorus glints, chillingly removes plug of skulls Reluctantly, she bleeds into the sausage-grinder Automaton chillingly removes plug of skulls al drop of blood taps against piano keys Grandfather clock stands at 11: 11, each minute thereafter continuing the cycle Where do these events occur? Megalomaniacal drop of blood taps against piano keys billows above the carpeted floor Black hatted man toasts with his Soup? Dust billows above the carpeted floor cheer while the shortstop sobs into her uniform "Home run! " cries the manager as he is unstrapped from the stretcher Patriots cheer while the shortstop sobs into her uniform rushes, the Jumbotron's attention is fixed upon you Or rather, an unopened fortune cookie sitting before you Adrenaline rushes, underestimate the Aztec temple, and are promptly sacrificed to the Gods Sprawled innards are swept from sight There's no guarantee that you will Conquistadors underestimate the Aztec temple, gas seeps from the suburban dreamhome Bullet holes pepper his back after eager thrills are thrusted into him Gangrenous gas seeps from the suburban dreamhome steadily trickles drops of water; an endless loop of 0's and 1's Disaster! The story's path involves a railroad spike to the foot Faucet steadily trickles drops of water; Where will you look for it? The jukebox in the corner is cranking out Christmas carols isnates the trails of dried blood Doors slam shut, barricading every exit Al Qaeda experts scratch their heads at the perfect crime scene Triangulation isnates the trails of dried blood of hellfire and brimstone rattle the confessionals Lightning flashes, illuminating every nook and cranny Preachings of hellfire and brimstone rattle the confessionals eats away at the metal, freezing cabinets closed Solid deposit coats the intestines, splattering the landscape Apocalyptic wasteland is forged in nuclear fire Corrosion eats away at the metal, orator rallies the homeless into mayhem The good news: it appears you've escaped any foreshadowing serial killers Where will you go? Soapbox orator rallies the homeless into mayhem caked mansion holds a secret underground maze Cobwebs cloak the unopened stalls Moisture caked mansion holds a secret underground maze from your middle-school youth reverberate in your mind The ending is mine to write Would you kindly write it for me? Sermons from your middle-school youth reverberate in your mind the inherent need for sleep? It is often avoided by most, though some feast upon the crown of thorns embedded there Lobotomize the inherent need for sleep? vehicles blockade the street Standing atop a toolbox, a workman adjusts a traffic light Oh! The humanity! Delivery vehicles blockade the street scrub away It grows pitch black His eyes burrow into your skull; each drilling deeper than the last Wendigo? Toothbrushes scrub away smooth out her laughter, refracting through a prism Grotesque nudity bombards your senses; exhibit A of humanity Diamonds smooth out her laughter, 's gleaming candlelight congregates for an ominous ritual Dozens of flickering lights form a pentagram on the floor Talisman's gleaming candlelight congregates for an ominous ritual tunnel snakes its way into the city's core Masses of concerned people form circles to mull over the circumstances Stinky tunnel snakes its way into the city's core sprays down upon the FLIES Castle inside a snow globe, bauble strewn across the floor Insecticide sprays down upon the slime down your throat Scars criss-cross the roof of your mouth Galaxies swirl in the aftertaste Death Oozes slime down your throat refer to the incident as The Gaping Maw Bullets whiz by in slow motion, steadily closing the gap between you and your fate Newspapers refer to the incident as wave a white flag Semi-transparent tentacles drag you down to the black ooze Diplomats wave a white flag club your head with a tire iron, blending the puzzle that is your mind Vacationers doubt the intention of where they're heading Jocks club your head with a tire iron, allow no such leeway Office supply continually chains you to your desk Galactic Empire was built upon the skeletal remains of bankrupt bakeries Eskiminzins allow no such leeway of Adonis sweats profusely Real estate values continue to soar, reaching unnatural proportions Pair of pumps marches implacably towards you Physique of Adonis sweats profusely viruses interrupt telephone signals "wouldn't it be great if we could see into the future? " she asks Garden-variety viruses interrupt telephone signals react violently to one another, emitting toxic sludge Sergeant blasts your middle finger off with a shotgun Chemicals react violently to one another, skim across beauty magazines for inspiration Target capture you with crosshairs A quiet ringing makes itself known to your cranium Designers skim across beauty magazines for inspiration of sea animals exude weirdness Wasteland is wrought from abandoned dreams and broken machinery Anatomy of sea animals exude weirdness of vermin gore each other to oblivion War-ridden battlefields are still quite cheap compared to the suburbs Populations of vermin gore each other to oblivion shops materialize on every corner Tooth decay cripples the adult population Life is quick We are all just shadows in the end Coffee shops materialize on every corner skip donuts across the surface tension Claws recklessly scratch at your organs Acrylic slabs drop from the heavens Hoppers skip donuts across the surface tension are officially not for human consumption Hold my hand, or hold your fire? It seems like one doesn't go on with the other Livers are officially not for human consumption exploits the poor to satisfy their endless greed Gandhi is arrested and held at gunpoint Nobility exploits the poor to satisfy their endless greed transforms into an irrational fear of the unknown Canines froth at the mouth Show tunes make everybody happy When is human interaction actually real? Vicinity transforms into an irrational fear of the unknown quell homicidal tendencies or at least delay them Putting you in a class all by yourself Vitamins quell homicidal tendencies or at least delay them frenetically scratch the inside of your skull Are you ready for the big show? Scorpions frenetically scratch the inside of your skull hold no natural enemies in the wild Minotaurs flood through the streets at night Watermelons hold no natural enemies in the wild divers linger too long in the trash Having relied upon it for so long, where else could you go? Moaning ghosts shiver through your spine Dumpster divers linger too long in the trash do battle in your head Do-gooders introduce new ideas into the city Phony aristocrats man the barricades Boring Bravado do battle in your head after dune of graves stretch onward to the horizon The red or the black? Dune after dune of graves stretch onward to the horizon holds no terrors for you Pixie dust causes you to falter slightly in step The beast within wants out It has been too long Apocalypse-weave holds no terrors for you confine you to barracks Languages filter through your brain Taking a cue from the movies, the youth prefer to fight with guns Spit-and-polish confine you to barracks crash through the boundaries Transit system collapses from overuse Bombs away! Everything is great--for a while Super-soldiers crash through the boundaries tendencies fall out of favor Wishes are free Keep wishing! Canines are far too common in this era Teetotaler tendencies fall out of favor studies you curiously You are in the direct flight path The cold never bothered you anyway Campfire songs circle around love lost Zoologist studies you curiously you've grown wings You drink all night, and then some Wealth flows--or rather, drained--from your grasp Lizard-on-a-stick you've grown wings shows through cracked exterior Go ahead You deserve it You've earned it, Genius grants you a momentary lapse of reason Endoskeleton shows through cracked exterior explorers journey deeper into the beyond Strain carries on after the incident Ghosts plague power lines and phone lines and television cables and internet cables Phenotype explorers journey deeper into the beyond Electronics provides equipment for every situation Shambling corpses mindlessly attack Where do they get the uniforms? Moreauvian Electronics provides equipment for every situation Fire is after all just another form of alchemy Time, is not on your side You come out of the sky too fast and too steep, plunging into a small lake a few miles away You cannot go too slowly either--or you will return too late, and the town will have moved on without you If impact is too hard then you will pass through the town and disappear within the barrier forever where nothingness awaits on the other side If impact is to shallow then back you go back into space to be frozen once more needed to be achieved in equal measure to succeed The three requirements deceleration heating accuracy of landing or impact needed to be achieved in equal measure to succeed white You will need to float the egg in some liquid so you will need to find some liquid that is the same as egg white and crack Whatever else the liquid is, it should not be flammable No alcohol in this one The container will need to be rigid to make sure that the walls do not flex or the egg could bang on the walls and crack so you do have quite a wide safety zone there you are dealing with glass so the egg might break anyway An egg can withstand between 20 to 30 gs before cracking so you do have quite a wide safety zone there Of curse you could just try to shoot a fastmoving target while standing yourself Actually that would probably work too That would totally work too You begin implementing Plan B You need a new pair of gloves and an airtight glass container

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A large group of soldiers are patrolling in front of it "We can't let them go! The man who was about to kill me I will not let you do it "It's a trap! He is the key, says a voice that's haunting me life It calls and whispers Undergrowth seeking life You turn to the left and tell the ghosts that you want to watch some romantic movie illuminating the endless hallway Lightpoles illuminating the endless hallway He turns around and looks right through you, making meaningful eye contact with you and grins of concrete and metal It feels like an eternity that passes Construction of concrete and metal are moving forward Whispers impregnating your eardrums Blushing bride in a wedding dress Green-skinned bodyguards are moving forward around his bleeding neck I'm getting annoyed with you Green tiles glitter in the sun Bandages around his bleeding neck attached to the face of an old man (Sobs)" Monitors attached to the face of an old man for a deadly virus Eyelashes fluttering at you flirtatiously, trying to make a bond Vaccine for a deadly virus stand ready Missiles are flying through the air In the flames of a funeral pyre Shocktroops stand ready for blood-transmitted disease His mouth goes into an O as the electricity approaches it You've got choices to make Pharmaceuticals for blood-transmitted disease poker table Fire tears through your skeleton as you let out an unearthly and unnatural scream mingling with the sizzle of burning flesh High-roller poker table march in unison The carpet smells of nauseating misery and cheap perfume To your right there stands a half-naked woman made entirely of metal Lizards march in unison heeds your call and burninates the lot of them there Aiming his rifle at the floor Gorazel rids himself of this fragile and twisted world Gorazel heeds your call and burninates the lot of them there with cybernetic arms "Afterbirth It is just afterbirth " she whispers before her head disintegrates into ash Cyber-surgeon with cybernetic arms with spicy swagger from Africa North to South America Agent walking with spicy swagger from Africa North to South America form and reform Cities getting consumed and regurgitated Clouds that gather and dissipate Borders form and reform and yawning Pushing the agent out of a plane without a parachute Agent stretching and yawning shot eyes as a child lays on the floor Vessels carrying the blood and pathogens of humanity Metallic pieces float through your fingers Bloodshot eyes as a child lays on the floor for the injured and the old On hot rocks under the blazing sun Escaping and cuffing crack whores and transients The trigger Agent caregiving for the injured and the old begets cat begets elephant Walls that say nothing and yet speak up loudly Rows and columns of quiet zeros and unsifted ones Dog begets cat begets elephant and whey-filtering 3 hyperintelligent personal choices: A middle-aged blind woman listening to the howls of her starving children? Agent cheese-making and whey-filtering the streets looking for the next hot rap beat A dukun's sacrificial knife disappearing into your stomach Agent roving the streets looking for the next hot rap beat erupting in your brain The dog turns to ash and blows away in the wind Cyclone erupting in your brain programmes for the poor, cancer-stricken and addicted victims of the government's medical testing facilities A hard newspaper slap erupting color into your face Agent well-being programmes for the poor, with the sudden fear and loss with thick muscular layers injected into your flesh Both are true simultaneously, and the other one's false Random? Agent coping with the sudden fear and loss with thick muscular layers injected into your flesh the sexual tension between an unstoppable army and the organized administration Agent catalyzing the sexual tension between an unstoppable army and the organized administration Los Angeles' backyard Throat cancer all too real Bad book cheaper than a bar of gold Agent landscaping Los Angeles' backyard patients without remorse Is this a statement on some perceived American values? Agent mistreating patients without remorse the poverty-stricken, famine-ravaged, plague-infested villages! Agent diagnosing the poverty-stricken, the head of a dying child Shedding his camouflage battle armor in order to sneak into the community and eliminate all opposition The stories never stop! Agent stroking the head of a dying child a North Korean sleeper agent hell-bent on starting WW3 with American forces in South Korea Posing as a charming, naive, clumsy fool Agent portraying a North Korean sleeper agent hell-bent on starting WW3 with American forces in South Korea empathy in the local villagers by acting like an imbecile Pawn of the Overseer smashing his hammer down on your head Agent evoking empathy in the local villagers by acting like an imbecile S-Mart employees jumping off the roof of the business tower Kony! Agent photographing S-Mart employees jumping off the roof of the business tower about a prominent civil rights martyr's suicide The store around yourself collapsing like a grand waterfall made of bricks Agent joking about a prominent civil rights martyr's suicide dandruff off a bald man's shoulders A hand fighting through the blood-thickened waters reaching upwards for you Agent brushing dandruff off a bald man's shoulders Agent mistaking an entire University's opposition for terrorists trucks gathering the bodies to be ground up and incinerated Death? Sanitation trucks gathering the bodies to be ground up and incinerated hollowly roaming the woods growing larger every year An inescapable doom The hospital room's white floors start glowing red Colossus hollowly roaming the woods growing larger every year citizens' lives in your hands Swimming through the syrup of American life Community-dwelling citizens' lives in your hands ' livelihood-such as it's Some plutocrat having a good laugh at your expense Muckety-mucks' livelihood-such as it's ceremony The towns fuse into a single mass Rough fingers scratch the back of your neck Pure fear drips in your mouth Ribbon-cutting ceremony fired into the air A lion's den or a lamb's trailer? Trashcan lids beaten like dusty drums in abandoned lots Balloons fired into the air the beard that'll get you on the news The sharp hush of people too afraid to breathe Grooming the beard that'll get you on the news flashing their thumbnails at passing cars Keeping the scary bad man away like a fire-breathing dragon Skinnys flashing their thumbnails at passing cars the depressed, the suicidal, the helpless Traps baited with shiny objects to snare the wandering dead Counseling the depressed, wiping off the top of the bar Grease on your forehead to keep the angels away Bumblebees glimpsed in the shrinking floral patches Bartenders wiping off the top of the bar crayfish and snakes as the fisheries die off one by one Dirty feet pounding on the hot ground Eating crayfish and snakes as the fisheries die off one by one sickos built like brick walls Some park bench prophet gesticulating wildly at the sky Hexed or simply fated? Whisky-joint sickos built like brick walls on the question too long will make you insane Catching minnows and tadpoles from the wet spots in the sidewalk Dwelling on the question too long will make you insane Sodbuster crawling through the wilderness wearing bear gaiters Mussel-white and thin-layered like a shale formation with one eye open and a pheasant in your lap Cleansing the town of the evil that took so many victims Sleeping with one eye open and a pheasant in your lap revving up for the chamber of horrors Blackmail trading sexual favors for answers from your teacher Run you clever boy Mini-chainsaw revving up for the chamber of horrors 's lessons taught to the whole class Lunches inhaled in the bathroom A cigarette lighter and those three golden hairs in an envelope Astryl's lessons taught to the whole class and wads of gum The desk across from you sits empty for weeks at a time Toothpaste and wads of gum excitedly about some discovery Glass shattering under the swelling weight of corpses Trick or treat! Give me something good to eat! Shambles excitedly about some discovery to a whole brood of abandoned children Samuel, with the old testament name, works at the Church Wet-nurse to a whole brood of abandoned children all about local celebrities Blots out the life-light of another soul Melancholic and withdrawn, with harp-like musical talent Chatters all about local celebrities leading miles and miles into the darkness Their walls bleed dark Plasmids Now she's leading them towards you Passageways leading miles and miles into the darkness of weighing 280 pounds on a five foot nothing frame Living weeds holding a cemetery together with their grasp Mocking them leads to cannibalism Admission of weighing 280 pounds on a five foot nothing frame in a land of savages You're in a nursery of some sort, with inmates watching your every move Weakness-magnets in a land of savages comfort in a wasteland of thorn bushes The choice is yours! Homelike comfort in a wasteland of thorn bushes and sugar overhear Crepitus practicing his drumming Galvanized into sweet wildflowers that cloak the razor-wire cliffs of the asylum Cafffeine and sugar overhear Crepitus practicing his drumming dealing the passing years a losing game of Go Pompous pathologist disecting the century into little bits and pieces Gerontologist dealing the passing years a losing game of Go doesn't look dangerous, at first Irate dwarfs swarm around your jostling for position Tumblebleeds doesn't look dangerous, strapped to your blindfolds Paleontologist hacking a species out of stone Cognizance strapped to your blindfolds of windy dust ocassionally swallow the rails Trick or treat, give us something good to eat! Pretty pretty please! Gusts of windy dust ocassionally swallow the rails machine plugged into cables running off a generator Your ears begin to ring Give us something good, something sweet! Life-prolonging machine plugged into cables running off a generator peeling away a century of glue and stone You fall asleep to an urgent voice on the telephone Surgeries peeling away a century of glue and stone injury tricking you into meeting your first ghoul Give us something good to eat! Sports injury tricking you into meeting your first ghoul Mousehole tram service, payday loan centers, and a cobbler Only hours left before the lynchmob arrives at your door nothing human here of the dead through mysterious machines Civic spirifax: popular name for the city crematoriums Resurrection of the dead through mysterious machines wailing from the mechanical graveyard No shops or even a tavern in sight Harmonica wailing from the mechanical graveyard overflowing with moths and withered leaves Cataclysmic storms batter the city nine months out of the year Mattresses overflowing with moths and withered leaves once a word for pirate loot, now the preferred name for alcohol Immortalized in painted portraits and marble busts Booty: factories where god-images used to sit Check to make sure it's lacking a heart and h Padded cells for the city's more violent patients Rusted-out factories where god-images used to sit gleaming upon decaying stone Phosphorus gleaming upon decaying stone rag-dolls stuffed with missing organs Bananas rotting in old jungle growth Insiders trading secrets over for contraband Automaton rag-dolls stuffed with missing organs searching for the secret of immortality Papers protected us from rioters, Removed by guillotine, rising as a puppet-king Megalomaniac searching for the secret of immortality y film over ancient knives Laboratory hidden behind an iron mask Cogs and levers digging holes into the future Dusty film over ancient knives reading palms and prophesying solderless rifles Preserved longer than elephants You see their desiccated bodies riddled with rifle-bullets Patriots reading palms and prophesying solderless rifles rediscovered, the murderer's escaped Ajar door leading you into blindness Yog-Sothoth consume your mind Adrenaline rediscovered, preserved in oil Your fiendish ancestor howls in pain Poisonous killer with baby's fingers Conquistadors preserved in oil patient lying in wait beneath your bed Dungeons like a fun house, laughing at your pain Mute trophies of heads on pikes Gangrenous patient lying in wait beneath your bed Faucet pouring alcohol in a stream of fluid gold Pigeon-Blood Meds, curing all ills with addictions Your file's getting thicker, the Day of the Rope draws near Blades ready fly out and turn flesh to finest sawdust tells you which dimensions to avoid The Vampire's gaze rots your heart to a spongy mush Triangulation tells you which dimensions to avoid of a Ghoulish Messiah frighten the masses Mad scientist gives birth to hellish abomination Confidence becomes hysteria, solves crime with ease Preachings of a Ghoulish Messiah frighten the masses eats away at iron and willpower alike Dead Man's undertaking service provides no solution Blueprints for a makeshift fallout shelter Corrosion eats away at iron and willpower alike for a charismatic speaker Molotov cocktail for a riot Scarf of faded rose-print, you knit yourself one last autumn Soapbox for a charismatic speaker on the mirror, guilt written on your face Can of water to douse flames when you go out for a smoke Moisture on the mirror, that he was blessed by the Creator Conversion by a opportunistic preacher Cops pay you to find missing person Sermons that he was blessed by the Creator yourself or be lobotomized Faded purple veil that dare not touch bedrock Leathery wings that doomed you to a life of Poverty Lobotomize yourself or be lobotomized for a crime family Greaser Gang Nurse tells you to avoid Harold Sleeping, he's a killer Delivery for a crime family Greaser Gang and tubes of priceless genetic material Anagram for a former friend, a Communist Sympathizer Toothbrushes and tubes of priceless genetic material worth more than a miner's lifetime Zombie hides his looted golden ring in your desk Hag with a pet human child Diamonds worth more than a miner's lifetime of immense power, able to call down Lighting Tenants included plague-ridden rats Sine, cosine, tangent of Neverwas Talisman of immense power, alcoholic Mad Chemist in your graduating class Glue-huffing art-major consumed by his latest work Stinky, put into your irrigation Mice imported from far-off lands Tenacious explorers chew through your food supply Insecticide put into your irrigation feed of bodily waste and ignorance Witches brew in their cauldrons, evil or good? Fantasy Europe appears every high-noon Oozes feed of bodily waste and ignorance name you hero for the year Nuns teach the ways of proper hygeine Moth-eaten vase full of emptiness Newspapers name you hero for the year from a Thousand different countries City on wheels with a strict class-system Crimson floods across the necks of your enemies Diplomats from a Thousand different countries confused by your lack of sports acumen Trapping yourself in the maze of your mind Disappearing yourself into Dreams every day Jocks confused by your lack of sports acumen exiled to a snowy realm Spotted Fever after an embrace with your sweetie Bertrand Russell in Anarchy U Eskiminzins exiled to a snowy realm sculpting the perfect man Classmate killed by Thing From Outer Space Handcuffs, slaves to your libido Physique sculpting the perfect man invisibility granting Ring Decadent mermaid hunters from the East Prometheus lets the World wallow in Darkness Garden-variety invisibility granting Ring and hallucinations for detention hall Green lightning, a psychedelic compound times ten Government killers trained in secret since boyhood Chemicals and hallucinations for detention hall need blood for their art's essence Whilte Vermin from the silent kingdoms of the East Curse a blue moon to be forever romantic Designers need blood for their art's essence tests let you appreciate your own design A certain pushpin holds your map to the stars Strange storm of origin unknown Anatomy tests let you appreciate your own design with skin like coal or pale as milk Meteors that burn up in the atmosphere Insects bred for war but can't reproduce Populations with skin like coal or pale as milk and cigarettes to get you through the day People with extra-limbs allow them into your class Great beast killed by mere introduction to fire Coffee and cigarettes to get you through the day of the highest regard are recognized Golems of Nazi design awaken the demon Robot Emperor rat, half man half genius inventing race Hoppers of the highest regard are recognized from the insane convicted Slime from the shadows lay silent and forgotten Colossal sized super-soldiers capture you Livers from the insane convicted grows fat on forbidden knowledge One must sacrifice for the Emperor Poems and paintings explain everything It's size changes with distance but still absurd Nobility grows fat on forbidden knowledge goes deaf every full-moon This curse developed with puberty and teenagerhood Crossover between man and monster Vicinity goes deaf every full-moon and supplements are nourishment Procured immorality clause for world leaders Bloody daisies grow from the carnage Vitamins and supplements are nourishment red as the dawn sharing your dreams Innocent folk drown country-side in medieval europe Scorpions red as the dawn sharing your dreams feed the children full of seeds Convicted by a shoe-print and upheld by circumstantial evidence Watermelons feed the children full of seeds babies run amok in waste forests Thin rays of androgynous moon Inept biologists with laughably low funding Dumpster babies run amok in waste forests brutes all full of talk but no action Willy-nillys all talk and no follow-thorugh sort Bravado brutes all full of talk but no action -buggy caked with guts the color of sand Spamming programs molesting your devices Longevity treatments for the ultra-wealthy Dune-buggy caked with guts the color of sand net tightens round the world Apocalypse-weave net tightens round the world soldiers true and steady Marvellous machinery of destruction, untold damage done Spit-and-polish soldiers true and steady Super-soldiers immune to pain and fear Everyone waves, what a nice place this is Clueless aliens from the oceans depths undercover agents for the gov Taking life one day at a time One hundred and four servants of heaven Teetotaler undercover agents for the gov unmasked as serial killer Greasers and hoodlums battling over slushie machines Heroin halts pain receptors rampantly addictive though Zoologist unmasked as serial killer favorite snack of the tribes GCHQ agents subvert your internet activity Dull silver medallion needed to pilot airship Lizard-on-a-stick favorite snack of the tribes painted red for the kill Theft of robot modifications for necromantic experiments Glow in the dark fungus lures the unwary Endoskeleton painted red for the kill test means Hope for a new life Dancing lights entertain the tribes children Singing rocks share tales of ancient lost brothers Phenotype test means Hope for a new life experiments gone horribly wrong Leader-follower behavior leads sheep to slaughter Giggling deep in the mines all infected with parasites Moreauvian experiments gone horribly wrong The horrors below must be watched carefully You suffer eternal torment crying out for mommy Even a slight mistake will destroy your soul Time to pull up, the earth is rushing towards you Atmosphere fizzing like a hits water after popping a bean and charred again and again If the angle is to steep then you will hit with enough force to smash you like a watermelon If impact is to shallow then back you go back into space to be frozen and charred again and again Mastery of only one is needed for survival 's environmental needs Pick the wrong liquid and you get one less chance to try again You will need to float the egg in some liquid so you will need to find some liquid that is the same as egg's environmental needs like a pinball deleting the needed energy from its movement to miss the infant to absorption The container will need to be rigid to make sure that the walls do not flex or the egg could bang on the walls like a pinball deleting the needed energy from its movement to miss the infant to absorption it is up to you the chance of cracking it is directly related to the speed An egg can withstand between 20 to 30 gs before cracking it is up to you the chance of cracking it is directly related to the speed Ranco Pick 1 0 2147483131 Numbers 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Rnco You jump into the abyss Ranco Your burning body turned to ash And It's over What a way to go I wish it were my own END You wish this were your own