#i have a few screws loose

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

[skulliesweet]

Been thinking about posting some of my preproduction work for stories n' stuff[might make books or videogames idfk]. On the one hand, I might get more people interested in my bigger projects and some good feedback, but the cons are some internet gremlins stealing from my dragon hoard of incomplete concepts and designs. But, then again, if I don't post, how shall I ever get attention I so dearly crave from them random internet gremlins?!?!

#justforfun #i have a few screws loose #paralyzed by choice #plz no steal my concepts #my brain is tired #pls help #anxiety #internet gremlins #joke

[quick-catton]

HEY GUYS IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE OUT BACK IF YOU HEAR GUNSHOTS DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

#AT WHAT POINT DO I DIAL 911 #GENUINELY #NO ONE LET ME GET BEHIND A WHEEL FOR TEN BUSINESS DAYS #I THINK A FEW SCREWS HAVE BEEN KNOCKED LOOSE TODAY #barry keoghan #jacob elordi #jarry #cattonquick

[martitheevans]

People who say John "Jigsaw" Kramer is 'evil' and 'ruthless' don't consider that old people are just like That

#the yapper yaps #this is a joke don't cancel me I don't think John was a good guy #not that it matters #he does not exist #but I have met a good few old people #and they tend to have many a screw loose #saw #saw franchise #saw movies #john kramer #jigsaw

[bunnieswithknives]

For Spider David: could you explain his body a little more? Like if he came out of the accident unscathed then why does he have stuff like his stitches, spider legs and an extra set of arms?

Are the legs coming out of his cheeks from actual spiders inside his face? Why does he have stuffing? Basically I just wanna figure out how and why his anatomy is the way it is.

Basically in TMA there is a moment where avatars have to make a choice to leave behind their humanity, they don't have to know that's the choice that they're making, but its still a choice they have to make. If he wanted to reach his 'true potential' to 'become part of something bigger than himself' he had to leave behind his humanity, and in his case that meant scooping out his insides to replace with stuffing, and replacing all of his skin with fabric. The extra arms were just because he could.

For the spider legs in his stuffing... idk if I'd call them 'real spiders'... they're just sorta in there...

#he's probably got a few live spiders in his stuffing too but they're just friends #but mostly those are just... side effects I guess?? he just has those now #They're like extra internal limbs that he uses to quickly cut through/sew up stitches when they come loose #two of us AU #two of us!David #tma #dhmis #spider david #Spider David got out of the accident scot free for like cinematic parallels or something... #OG david turned out as a monster because his life repeatedly screwed him over at every turn #While spider David made active decisions to follow fear gods even though he could have lived a totally normal life

[kyeterna]

OC-tober day 2 prompt: new oc

Featuring my (first!) dnd character, totally real name Noxatra! And her cute magpie familiar, Constella, cutely referred to as Pita, short for Patatopita.

I got to play dnd for the first time in august with some friends and made a human warlock, who despite her pretty good stats (level 10 character, charisma maxed, intelligence 17, supposed profficiency in arcana) was extremely cringefail (and I love her for that). I somehow kept failing every single arcana check (with the two most important arcana checks for this one shot being critical fails), and always failing to play off her lack of knowing what was going on as her actually knowing exactly what was happening at any given time (profficient in deception as well, somehow failed every check. Again)

The narrative's cringefail punching bag. Made a pact with The Horrors(tm), ended up becoming the avatar of a death god. Is 25 but looks 40 and physically ill. Hasn't had a decent sleep in 8 years.

some old doodles

From bweirdart’s OC-tober prompt:

#oc-tober #bweirdOCtober #kyeterna oc #kyeverse: noxatra #her real name is Agathkleia but she is extremely embarrassed about it- as she should #stupidest name- second only to Aphroxylanthe and Petronike #she might have a few screws loose but the cleric of the party (domain of death) was even more crazy #that one shot was so fun #Pita has gone through so much- poor bird #i still remember and cherish our dm's expression when he learnt about Pita

[redbeardace]

I was having fun with that, until a minor thing went slightly wrong and the whole thing cascaded to ruin my night.

#A thing I bought a while back had loose hinge screws #So I tried to fix it #But somehow I did something and now the door doesn't close right at all anymore #And I can't figure out what is wrong because it should be fine #And trying to fix the new problem just damaged it more #So maybe I should just get a replacement #But I can't get a replacement #Because the place I bought it from is practically ransacked #It could be Christmas hangover but I think it's closing #Which sucks because it's a place I like to go every so often #But anyway they don't have a replacement #And it feels like everything I like is going away #That store #Physical media #Democracy #And I feel like everything is just an endless grind #And even the few fun things turn against me #And I don't want to try new things #Because they'll turn against me too

[artemislosthunter]

It has been roughly 10 hours since I "met" it

It still unsettles me but it has also somehow now become one of my faves-

#keeping it vague to avoid spoilers ksljdlsk #tho ngl I kinda do wanna draw it- #I like beings that have at least a few screws loose okay don't judge me klsjdlsk

[aspenartist]

Another drawing of fairy eclipse with my fairy of names screws! Au belongs to @ayyy-imma-ninja

Some info on screws!!

They go by any pronouns

Lived in a forest semi near a city so their aware of some technology

Will info dump when someone mentions anything closely related to space, human things and magic related

Broke their arm once after being captured by fairy hunters so it’s a bit wonky

Enjoys making things out of anything they can find

Thinking of making them have metal related magic like moving metal at will for funnies

Not sure what kind of fairy they are but would be related more with stones and ores then the anything else

#digital art #dca fairy au #aspen art #oc art #fairy eclipse #fairy oc #I love screws so much #her name is basically the metaphor having a few screws loose #the sillies

[like-red-lads]

The gayest moment in honkai impact is when little elysia declared she would make her own paradise and then she went out and created a group consisting of milfs and girls of her choice (the flamechasers)

#do you identify as woman? do you have a few loose screw and vendetta against honkai? congrats you are now part of the flamechasers! #honkai impact #hi3 #elysia adding the men to the group so people won't ask too much question #local girl said i will create my own paradise and did just that #elysia handing out poster saying

[bittersqxtch]

love the way we booktok girlies collectively decided that having a masked stranger breaking into our house this halloween would be a blessing and not a terrifying traumatic experience :)

like yes pretty psycho baby, take everything you want ❤ heck, you can even have me, I wouldn't complain

#booktok #masked men #why are they so damn fine #in case you havent noticed i have a few screws loose up in the noggin #also if your partner isnt surprising you with a scream cosplay then whats the point #dont judge me #you're just as sane as i am #haha

[cynical-cemeteries]

me with miriande rn

#lord of heroes #loh #HES SO COOOOOOOOLLLL #LOOK AT THAT LONG HAIR #AND ITS IN A PONYTAIL #AND HE HAS EYEBAGS #THAT TIRED ASS LOOK ON HIS FACE #and he was said to have a few screws loose by helga?? awesome. #i want him

[dyingclown]

"Who needs a dream? Who needs ambition? Who'd be the fool in my position? Once, I had dreams…" 🦗 "Now they are obsessions. Hopes became needs--Lovers possessions." 🦋 "Now you're where you want to be and who you want to be, And doing what you always said you would, And yet you KNOW you haven't won at all. Running for your life and never looking back, In case there is someone right behind to shoot you down, And say he always knew you'd fall. When that crazy wheel slows down, Where will you be? Back where you started!" 🦗

#the deal (no deal) #chess in concert #lyric quotes #lyric posting #these two have so much beef its crazy #cavalletta rage as a little treat #and adonis being a fucking bitch #the lovers “possessions” thing is a silly joke about them that only i understand #because none of you know the lore #basically mary is straightup dead and is in an urn or something idk this is a plot hole leave me alone #so shes literally a possession #girl is ashes LMAFOAOODAOA #and oh boy did that piss cavalletta off #because adonis is genuinely the one that killed mary #KMFOAAOOALAKJAJAA #SKILL ISSUE SKILL ISSUE #also the obsessions thing because cavalletta has a few screws loose #love her tho #shes really girlboss gaslight gatekeeping it up in here

[ikkaku-of-heart]

A concept: Ikkaku gets her hands on Germa 66 raid suit technology and makes her own except because she has significantly better taste than Judge she makes it cute as fuck. Like, Sailor Moon levels of cute. And then she basically goes on magical girl adventures.

She fights evil by moonlight, fixes engines by daylight. She fights crime not for Justice, but because she wants to show up the Marines because they suck and she wants to give them the metaphorical middle finger. Bepo is her adorable mascot companion who helps out and mauls people. She even makes him his own costume to hide his identity. Law knows about all this because you can’t hide anything from him and absolutely hates that they’re doing “good deeds” but finds it hilarious that they’re making the authorities look like idiots.

#A Few Screws Loose (Crack) #Bad AU Ideas #(no I'm not actually going to make this a verse or a thing or anything but the thought popped into my head) #(at the very least Ikkaku's raid suit would have more manageable cleavage) #(I doubt Law would let Ikkaku and Bepo keep up these heroic shenanigans for long but it would be fun while it lasted) #(dumb AU ideas brought to you by my brain while rereading Codename: Sailor V) #(minako vc: cops suck) #(ikkaku vc: girl you don't know the half of it)

[tchaikovskym]

i'm too deranged to be tormented like this

#listen i already have a few screws loose and some lost what else do you want from me

[missallanea]

@nerdynanny : “I love when I ‘make a mental note’ of something. It’s gone within twenty seconds.” - to nat from mr ken-- the new [very flamboyant] literature/creative writing teacher. [nat needs a gay bestie to help her deal with gabe's bs]

"I hope you have a better memory when it comes to your students."

Despite the flat tone, there should be no mistaking that, if Nathalie did not wish to be in a conversation, she would simply not have continued it. Certainly, there was something about this new teacher that was... if nothing else, intruiging. Adrien had spoken well of him, and his resume ( information she looked into for all of Dupont's teachers, truthfully ) reflected equally as positively. "In my field of work, I am not only keeping track of my mental notes, but those of at least two other individuals at all times. Having the option to simply forget must be... freeing."

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#❪ ⠀ ✦ ⠀ ─── ⠀ nerdynanny / ken doe ⠀﹕ ⠀avoir une araignee au plafond. ⠀ ❫ #❪ ⠀ ✦ ⠀ ─── ⠀ nathalie sancoeur / ic ⠀﹕ ⠀i fought and fought hard and i could have died but i got scarred. ⠀ ❫ #/ nat is a difficult person to befriend but she's still in the room so he's got a good start!! #/ ( also your tag translates roughly as ''to have a spider on the ceiling'' ) #/ ( it's a french expression similar to ''they have a few screws loose'' ) #/ ( i mostly liked the literal buuut the expression is still fun )