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konigsblog · 5 months

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having two pervy, sleazy boyfriends... könig and krueger

tw: rape/noncon, mentions of drugs and alcohol, somno, armpit huffing, gross könig and krueger

könig and krueger stay up all night, smoking weed and getting drunk. they don't even register eachothers scent as bad because they're both used to it by now. it's only you that notices. forcing them into the shower and promising them a blowjob when they're finally clean.

after waking up in the middle of the night, you'll stumble downstairs to them. rubbing your eyes and watching the way they chat and take hits from a glass bong, the football on the TV ignored. they're so obviously drunk and high, and you can't help but walk over, with the hopes at convincing them to come back to bed. yet, they don't want to — infact, they want you to stay with them, to hopefully suck them off while the other fucks that ass. :3

but they're so musky and gross, you can't help but push your boyfriends away and roll your eyes. you hate how krueger always forces your face into his neck or armpit while you're riding him, bucking into your tight hole repetitively for hours on end while you whine and slap him across the face. only encouraging him to go faster and harder. “don’t cry to me, taube...”

and könig will wake you up, begging for sex! he's musky, but too big and strong to push away. you don't have the confidence to say no, allowing him to slide inside and fuck you roughly and restlessly! each thrust hard, deep, and leaving you breathless and panting. crying softly as he fucks hard into you, his meaty cock stretching you out painfully. :( he's so perverse, so greedy when he pushes your panties to the side and takes you whenever and however he likes...

#krueger könig #könig call of duty #könig fanfiction #könig cod #cod x reader #könig x reader #könig mw2 #könig #konig x reader #konig x reader smut #orla speaks #cod krueger #krueger x reader #sebastian krueger #krueger #i hate this ngl

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beanxiv · 9 months

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hi beanie i saw u were asking for reqs for other fandoms so i came to the rescue ! have u seen that trend where someone's significant other says ily and they don't say it back?? u should do that with the kamaboko trio!!!

SAY IT BACK ! (gender neutral reader)

note: sorry for answering so late anon 😭 this is a very old wip that i dug up from my drafts but i hope u guys enjoy it

warnings: fluff, modern au

tanjirou kamado : his first thought is that maybe you didn't hear him.

he stops dicing up the vegetables he was working on and turns to you. "did you hear me, darling? i said i love you."

"yes, i know." you have to fight to keep a straight face.

you can see the gears turning in his head. "is everything okay?"

"yeah, everything's good."

"are you mad? did something happen- did i do something?" the frown on his face almost makes your façade crumble.

you glance at your phone, hidden away on a nearby shelf where tanjirou can't see it recording him. you struggle between two options, drop the prank and reassure your loving boyfriend, or continue and make yourself feel guilty...

'i might hate myself after this,' you think to yourself before getting your act together.

"no, why would i be mad, tanjirou?"

he's put the knife down by now, and is shifting closer to you, concern lacing his soft features. "are you sure?"

"yes, tanjirou." you nod. your boyfriend freezes.

"what?"

you haven't called him tanjirou since... well, he can't even remember. it was always either an endearing petname or nickname.

you play dumb, tilting your head innocently. "what, is something wrong, tanjirou?"

it seems your boyfriend has finally had enough, "yes, something's wrong! why are you calling me tanjirou? and why haven't you said it back??" his expression is downcast, like a kicked puppy and you finally break.

"i'm sorry, baby." you throw your arms around the brunette, "it's just a prank, don't worry." you point out your phone and tanjirou audibly sighs in relief.

"you really scared me, love. i thought you were mad at me.." he's quick to squeeze you tight to his chest.

"i love you so much, tanji. i'm sorry for pranking you," you say sincerely.

"i'm just glad everything is okay. i don't know what i'd do if you suddenly stopped loving me," tanjirou mumbled against the crown of your head.

you pull away in shock, "'stop loving you'?? as if that's possible?? i'll never stop loving you, so don't say things like that."

tanjirou giggles, "i'll never stop loving you either, darling."

inosuke hashibara : immediately thinks you've lost hearing or something. because why else wouldn't you say it back??

"did you go deaf or something??"

inosuke is staring at you with his hands planted on his hips and a pout on his lips to show his frustration.

"hm? no, i heard you, ino." you mumble without looking up at him, instead focused on a scrolling across the screen of your phone.

inosuke grunts in confusion, "are y'sure?"

"mhm, i heard you." you shift on the couch where you lay so that your back is to inosuke.

and this gesture shocks him. seeing you turn your back towards him.. now he's convinced something's wrong.

"hey! why're ya acting like that??" he pouts harder, his arms moving to cross over his chest.

"like what, ino?" you sigh, turning up the volume off your phone to tick him off.

"i said i love ya and.. y'ignored me!" he moves from where he stood by your head at the armrest to stand in front of the couch, your back still facing him.

"oh, did i?" you shrug, barely acknowledge his movement with a look over your shoulder.

"y..yeah, y'did!" he grumbles, resolve crumbling.

you finally turn to face him, "so? do i have to say it back?" your resolve is crumbling too.. this act is getting hard to keep up.

inosuke's jaw drops, "yeah! f'course you do!" his pout becomes less frustrated and more disappointed, "how am i s'posed to know you love me back if ya don't say it..??"

and that's the final blow to your mask. you sit up hurriedly, standing up to pull him into your arms, "aw.. i'm sorry, ino. of course i love you.. i promise it was just a prank, sorry love."

inosuke melts into your hug until the word prank. he pulls his face away from where it was buried into the crook of your neck. "a prank..? i- i knew that! i just wanted to.. prank you back." he says, knowing that both you and him are aware that it's a poorly strung lie.

you rub his back soothingly, deciding to fuel his ego a bit. "ahh, i see. well.. you really got me then, ino. you had me completely fooled, baby."

zenitsu: poor guy thinks you're gonna leave him 😭

"y/n.. i said i love you." zenitsu looks up from where his head was laid in your lap.

"mhm, i heard." you murmur flatly, eyes on the tv.

his expression twists into concern, "you heard? so.. why didn't you say it back..?"

you shrug, expression still blank. "didn't feel like it, i guess."

zenitsu scrambles off of your lap to sit up on the couch next to you, "you don't love me anymore?"

"i didn't say that," you finally turn to look up at him, schooling your expression.

zenitsu stares at you, wide eyed with worry. "but.. if you don't say it back that means you don't love me.. and if you don't love me that means you don't want to be with me.. and if you don't want to be with me that means you're gonna leave me.. if you leave me..--"

he goes on until you cut him off with a hand on his knee. "zen, it was just a prank. sorry baby."

zenitsu looks down at your hand on his knee before looking up at you, expression confused. "so do you love me?"

"of course i do."

zenitsu lets out a breath that seems to have held all his stress. "oh thank god.." he shifts to pull you into a bone-crushing hug, "don't do that again! what if i had a heart attack??"

"sorry, zen." you grin as he buries his head into the crook of your neck, hand coming to run through his hair. "i love you, zen."

"that's good." he murmurs against your neck, "i love you too."

#yooo #i hate this ngl #it was rotting in my drafts for like two months #so i wanted to just get rid of it #can u tell i bullshitted my way through thsi..#💔#beanxiv writes!#demon slayer #demon slayer x reader #demon slayer x y/n #kny #kny x reader #tanjiro x reader #inosuke x reader #zenitsu x reader #kamaboko squad #kamaboko x reader #gender neutral reader

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m4ndysk4nkovich · 2 months

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he’s different.

#i hate this ngl #i wanted it to be longer but lip kept yapping so i had to include that whole scene😒😒😒#shameless #ian gallagher

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444-v · 9 months

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Modramos 🫶

What should I draw next? (Football related)

#football #real madrid #luka modric #sergio ramos #football fanart #modramos #Modramos lives I’m so happy #Expect more fanart #i hate this ngl #might delete might not

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jester-pip · 2 months

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redrew a Camp Sunvalley thing catified bc I can!! Looks a little weird but idc

#my art #cat digital art #catified #south park #Camp Sunvalley #I guess this counts as stangory?? who knows #alternate universe #i hate this ngl

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artandwritingdump · 3 months

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wip⁉️

#I'm not tagging #I hate this NGL #I got too lazy to colour leslies hair in #THIS IS MY FIRST TIME DRAWING NATHAN #he looks wonky #I like how Jimmy is against ads and Kyle loves Leslie but Nathan's just.#Asking Leslie to watch Jimmy getting hanged with him #Tw hanging #Hopefully this looks better when finished #blehh :3

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souliloquyyy · 2 years

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rip me i’m writing fanfic for camp nano because i don’t think i have the ability to write anything else atm

#i hate this ngl #i love writing fanfic and all #but i wanna be writing my own shit yknow #esp for nano

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npdkittie · 3 months

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more vent posting (im going thru it) & emeto & nausea warns

god. god i was already nauseous

and being worried about them makes this fucking worse

if i throw up i might actually explode because FUCK ALL OF THIS!!! ive already been so. fuckign fucked for the past 3 days

i wish this was all over ngl. not in the dead way i just wish i could move tf on with my life like. fuck all of this feelings stuff this has been going on for way too long! and whats even better is that my own mother is invalidating my feelings. she doesnt understand!!!!! she needs to stop trying to help because she *cant*

sorry i am going fuckign THRU IT npdkittie fans life fuckign sucks right now ngl

my feels rn

#npd vent #life fucks #i hate this ngl #send help #vent post #tw vent #Spotify

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hottopiccashregister · 7 months

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goretober day 4: mask

(warnings for: gore, blood, uh skinned faces i didnt know what to do for mask lol)

art below the cut

hello dead mr pickles fandom

#goretober 2023 #mr pickles #mr pickles fanart #adult swim #i hate this ngl

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trashmagic333 · 12 days

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all i wanna do is get high by the beach ୨୧

🐬🐚🌊🌅⛵️

#beach #i wish i lived somewhere hot #girlblogger #just girly things #girlblogging #lana del rey #tumblr 2014 #lizzy grant #ultraviolence #coney island baby #coquette #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #kinda hate beaches ngl

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taikk0 · 6 months

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coming out as a ragapom enjoyer sorry not sorry theyre cute togethet

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desperatehoney · 3 months

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😊💝sub tops💝😊

💝😊sub tops😊💝

🩷🩷🩷🩷SUB TOPPPPSSSSSSSS🩷🩷🩷🩷

You’re so cute. The way you get needy and desperate to be inside me and beg to be<333 thanking me over and over when I finally let you fuck me<3333 the way you get even more desperate when you’re close and lose yourself in fucking me and get all grabby with me while making delicious noises and moaning my name how good I feel ily ily ilyyyyyyyyy💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

#trans nsft #t4t nsft #mlm nsft #trans guy nsft #ftm nsft #t4t ns/fw #nsft trans #nsft bottom #ftm mlm #ftm bottom #ftm ns/fw #more sub top appreciation #ngl I recently figured out I’m also into sub tops I thought I hated the idea… nope AKAJSJSJDHHDD #anyways need one in my life GGHHHHH #the desperation is so good I need a desperate sub top baddddddd

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chez-cinnamon · 2 months

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AUGHH The site update was sooooo good- It motivated me to finish something I've been wanting to do for a while now: tweak and redesign the RW AU designs!!

Looking at the old one it's crazy to see how far they've come, being around before the Halloween update-- idk it's fun to see, same w my art style changes!! <3

Linking the old just for comparison,,,,,

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negasonik-teenage-warhead · 1 month

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little rats

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needle-noggins · 11 months

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(CW for SA, suicidal ideation) Here we go. My favorite and simultaneously least favorite panel of Vash and Knives.

I've seen a few interpretations of this scene and before we dive into the one that really struck me, let's start with the more... chill one. We're finally introduced to the third gun of Trigun, Vash's angel arm. And the way we're introduced to it involves Knives forcing him to pull the trigger. Of course, since no one knows anything about Knives, the people of Noman's Land blame Vash for Fifth Moon, and Vash likewise blames himself (this is kinda a spoiler but if you've been paying attention, it's just par for the course). However, he's not the one who pulled the trigger, Knives is. It brings up an interesting moral question of blame - do we blame the gun (and Vash, who is being used/objectified as a weapon here), or the person who wanted it to happen? Guns don't kill people, genocidal twins do!

Now for the awful interpretation, the one that makes me cry and wish Vash was real so I could hug him and pay for his therapy. And really highlights how awful Knives is and how far he'd go for his brother in his own, fucked-up way. I touched on this in a previous post about Legato and the Murder Cafe, and the whole time I was thinking about Fifth Moon but didn't want to say anything for the sake of spoilers.

So. Pay attention to the way Vash and Knives are standing. Knives, when he first grabbed Vash's head, was standing in front of him. He moves behind him to better control him and yeah, he's still controlling him via hand on head, and now he's got his other hand gripping Vash's chest, where feathers/wings are manifesting. Knives is assaulting him. If you wanna get crazy with it and say that the angel arm is kinda phallic, you could say... yeah. This is rape. I heard that specific interpretation once and while I accepted it I also don't know if that would be generally accepted or if I'd be called out for it, so I'm trying to tread lightly here.

It also doesn't escape me that of course the angel arm has feminine features like the plants - the plants that, again, humans are exploiting for their ability to create. There's a lot of feminist commentary to be made here but many people have said it better than me. Specifically I'm thinking of this one post I saw about gender fuckery and Tristamp Vash. Anyway.

Also, the atomic bomb/black hole/sun/whatever that is in the middle... It's just so powerful. It's terrifying. The eldritch body horror here is a punch to the gut. What the fuck, Trigun? I thought this was a funky space western!!!

Oh, and here's more commentary on the following few panels:

Vashussy shot, Knives is still right behind him. Yeah, I wasn't kidding about how bad this pose is for them. Knives, you sick fuck.

Vash shoots himself in the leg (a key difference from '98 trigun, lol), because of course he does, but it doesn't free him from the arm.

The arm's getting darker/the light inside is getting lighter! Stampede did an awesome job with their interpretation of the angel arm and I don't think I would have understood it without that. Also, on my first read I didn't notice that Vash is literally levitating, which is cool, but also terrifying because ?? he's not in control of that either??

Finally. A super painful, minimalist, double-page spread. Nightow loves 'em. Vash thinks he's dying (maybe?) and he wishes he had never existed. It's not suicidal ideation per se, but he wishes he didn't exist at all because he's already caused enough suffering. This is a low for him, because he believes so strongly in the concept of the Blank Ticket. (Come on, soupy brain bitch boy, get it together!) He's a monster, it's just how he was born, and he's not in control. Very specifically too, he says "we", and then changes it to "I"... he doesn't blame Knives at all, and that's very him. I want to shake him! Stop playing the martyr, Vash!

#trimax #trigunbookclub #cw assault #cw sa #ive never tagged content warnings before please help if i didnt do it well enough #cw sui ideation #vash the stampede #millions knives #also if you say ONE WORD about plancest i will kill you with my mind because you have sorely misunderstood the point here #posting this makes me so nervous ngl #dont hate me

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alanide-art · 2 months

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TPOH x Sky: COTL

[Happy birthday, @modmad!]

#the property of hate #tpoh #rgb #negative rgb #hero #ngl negative feels like he'd be a one wing ikemen you feel #AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOD EAT LOTSA CAKE I LOVE YOU LOTS #YAHOO YIPPEE YAHOO YAHOO #artposting #fanart

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