I watch an Allstate commercial and think "I wonder if Mayhem qualifies as a tumblr sexyman" this is how much this site has corrupted me
6 notes
·
View notes
from the family friendly server that brought you fish slapping note blocks and impulse’s “oh my god” goat horn comes a new, potentially recurring, segment:
728 notes
·
View notes
Errorink is so interesing bc, what do you mean that while you were embraced by the multiverse and lead to a new life away from the one that hurted you so much that you killed yourself, what do you mean i lost the life that i loved so much, the life i finally thought i could have my happy ending without any more suffering and lost bc of my own curiosity.
Wdym we both have reborn in a white space, in the nothing, we both passes though the same thing but in the end we ended up in different sides, wdym that while you wanted desesperely to die bc you wanted to be something new, while i wanted to desesperely to live bc i didnt want to lose my old life
Wdym we both cant connect properly with people bc of how fucked up we are and see others, wdym that while im constantly feeling pain bc the multiverse is trying to delete the "Error", you cant feel pain and you got to be part of the multiverse in a way nobody else can, being connected to all universes and creators.
Wdym that we arent so different, but at the same time we are both the ends of one spectrum, that we complete eachother imperfections, that at the same time we are the only ones that can understand the one another.
Wdym we are both suicidal beings that are willing to do their jobs bc they are our only life purpose, the only way we think we can find joy, but at the same time the thing that is dooming us to our suffering
WDYM WE WORK SO PERFECTLY WELL IN SYMBOLISM THAT ONLY POESY COULD DO THAT AND WE ARE ALTERNATIVE VERSIONS OF FUCKING SANS UNDERTALE
540 notes
·
View notes
Lewis Hamilton and Alex Albon during the press conference for the Bahrain Grand Prix
254 notes
·
View notes
what’s your favorite thing(s) about your partner
Pomni: Also, for how many asks that have passed, you haven't groomed your fur until now. Why?
Jax: Eh, got lazy.
Berry: Jax likes her hair but he definitely loves her smile more, the proof is this previous ask! ☜(◕ヮ◕☜)
Jax: You motherf[%$°□°!#]ing—
Berry: Also!!
OH MY GOD GUYS THANK YOU FOR 100 FOLLOWERS OH MY GODDDDDDD 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
190 notes
·
View notes
I saw this shirt while doomscrolling months ago. Earlier this day, I remembered it and went to doodle this cursed little thing on ms paint while working on print jobs at my part time lmaooooooooo.
i don't have anything to say for myself other than I should reaaaalllllyyyy not get bored HAHAHAHA. Serious art soon I prommy.
144 notes
·
View notes