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someone pointed out that linguistics is a scientific discipline and honestly, yeah. if someone came to a biologist saying "cats are reptiles because they have long tails" would you expect that biologist to respond with "hmm, interesting! do we conceptualize cats as being reptiles because of that feature despite all other morphological and evolutionary indications?" or "what? what the fuck? where the hell did you get that?"

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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she kinda cryptid

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

#yeah i agree w prev ur sucking through the jorts means there’s a layer of jorts between dick and mouth. #thus giving you wet denim. the fact that this is a debate is baffling i thought we were all on the same page on this hellsite

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Hello, lactose intolerant person. Your stomach has repeatedly made you aware that you have a dairy sensitivity via violent diarrhea, yet you never alter your eating habits. In front of you is a delicious salad with a nice shredded cheddar. Next to it is another salad of the same quality, minus the cheese that your stomach so despises. The door will unlock and you will be set free regardless of which one you pick, because I already know which one you are going to pick, and there is no trap I could set that is worse than the fate you have sealed for yourself. Good luck out there soldier.

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[27] woolfs of wool street

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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

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I am writing a fanfic about the Life Series' creator but I rewrite almost all of it and their design changes a lot. (I just remember that Pearl usually depicted as a moth and I can't get it our of my head)

I am still in love with this fanart sooo why not share it with one or two people :D

(I am obsess with this series, help)

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I don't know what to say-

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Sometimes, isolation takes a toll on you after a while.

(For context, the "isolation curse" c!tango goes through in the life series)

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POV the life series winners

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like a moth in the night // im desperate for a minute in the light

(lyrics from ‘queen of nothing’ by the crane wives)