#i fucking forgot someone i swear

[iangallagherisadeadman]

honestly the character to have the worst, saddest ending in shameless is definitely Karen! I mean, her whole character makes me wants to cry.

She comes from this dysfunctional home, with negligent parents, a sick mom she has to look out for and that doesn't parent her and an absent father, starts her sexual life at like 11yo?, suffers with nymphomaniac, is abandoned by her father, has some rape porn around, gets married with a 30yo something while still a teenager, gets pregnant and has a baby which she didn't want anything with but her mom goes against her wish and expects her to raise him, said mom fucks her now ex husband, goes out of city and theoricly gets all of her money stolen and is almost sex trafficked, comes back and gets run over by a car, got in coma, got raped while in coma by her much older ex husband who's now in a relationship with her mother, wakes up with several brain damage and ends up with a life she could never wish for or be happy living: back with her ex husband, with the baby she didn't wanted, moving to a state she doesn't know and have no one there for her.

I mean what the fuck she became a prisoner in her own body, she didn't had the power to decide for her destiny, sooo fucked up.

Like this? Stfu people acting like Lips some nice guy and not a condescending misogynist pig. Karen is just some girl she's not murdering nobody how is she the devil?

#genuinely makes me want to cry #feeling so sick right now #i swear if someone comes to me with “oh you forgot about that” ill crumble ill get such a psychological damage ill never recover #her life is such a nightmare honestly #like mandy? fucked totally hands down but she can at least make something of her life from here on #the fact the best person in her life was LIP GALLAGHER omg this is so sad and fucked up #like the bar is on the fucking floor #karen jackson #shameless #shameless us #og. #s3

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

got so into my laughingstock feels that i burnt my fuckign toast

#shit was Black #literally was in my kitchen Wailing about them and forgot the bread slices i put in the toaster oven three seconds prior #s'ok i made a new set but oughhhhhh i am still sooooooo so unwell about them.... #OUGHHHHHHH THEMMMMMMM #theyre just... snf.... theyre just two silly goofy guys in love.... #silly goofy fruity fellas and they love each other <3 #SIDE NOTE GINGER SPREAD ON HONEY/BUTTER TOAST ABSOLUTELY FUCKS TRUST ME ON THIS #absolutely unprompted #but yea i was specifically thinking about that fic i have in my head #yall know the one by now. the one i desperately want to write and I SWEAR I WILL EVENTUALLY #but the fuckin... Misunderstanding... it makes me insaneeeee #its the most unhealthy part of their relationship AND THEY ARENT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP YET #damn theyre so healthy. theyre so. wails screams howls #but howdy being an oblivious idiot to his own emotions is so important to me #mans is whip smart & quick in every other area #but in this One Subject hes dumb as a rock & that hurts both of them <3 #but it also turns into something they can cry w/ laughter over later #someone asks how they got together. they exchange a look. and burst out howling #full on wheeze-laughing Cannot Form Words #y'see most couples would have some lingering 'i cant believe you did that' and/or guilt #but barn & howdy would just find it hysterical. full on 'remember when you-' 'yeah lmfao' #THEYRE SOOOOOO <3 #yknow if i ever find someone i want to have a partner-esque relationship. i want to have what laughingstock has #i do genuinely believe that howdy might have feelings for barn #but i like to live in the delusional world of my mind where they're Established <3 #grabbing them and slamming them together like a violent 5 yr old playing with dolls #kiss! kiss damn you!

[lottieurl]

me realizing some people were emotionally hit by the twist that it's a dream sequence while i was watching it the whole time absolutely sure it wasn't real but still worried it might be and thinking about how the true horror was shauna being all touchy feely towards the baby

#happy for the people just to be clear i wish i didnt feel let down by this ep #but i felt super underwhelmed and it felt very #hm. like. oh my god are you scared of rly getting into pregnancy as horror. you were setting up shauna as someone who is A BAD PARENT #a fucked up parent even from the first scenes of the pilot #and shes having a baby as a 17yo (18? by now? whatever) in the wilderness. the pregnancy reveal caused her best friend's death #and shes not shown to give a fuck abt that baby before its born either like #you rly want me to get hit emotionally with this? well im too busy trying to figure out why shauna is acting like uh #a woman who just gave birth to a planned baby she wanted lmao #like my god can we PLEASE have tv thats unafraid to show pregnancy as horror #and characters who dont feel that quote unquote magical 'maternal' haze blah blah forgot abt all the pain bc oh look at the fucking baby #sorry im disappointed #just to be clear im not one of the I Hate Kids freaks in fact i adore children i just hate pregnancy and would rather die than get pregnant #was p excited for fucked up pregnancy shit and we got this . lifetime lukewarm take on shauna pregnancy #someone write horror shauna pregnancy fic i swear this has to be done #anyways. rant over #yellowjackets spoilers #yellowjackets blogging

[dysfunctionaldogdude]

I feel like actually shit like the entirety of last week getting to me. I wish I could have a moment of actual relaxation and not just me forgetting I have shit to do.

(Tag warning-> depressing talk, dark topics)

Might delete this idk..

#vent post #tag rambles #I have over 60 different things to fill out that I need to do by tomorrow and I forgot to do them. I feel so stupid #I actually hate having adhd #people try to make it out to be just a quirky thing that its not that big of a deal or anything #but it's not #it impairs on relationships #I struggle to remember important things that I need to do and even WANT to do. I struggle so bad #I even have fights with people about me being a “liar” even though I'm not #I just have a shit ass memory I feel useless 90% of the time and shit #gods and I doubt it's just me having adhd. Im pretty sure its my possibility of having bpd and autism #i show all symptoms of bpd and I relate far too much with autism videos #like this is stuff active in my daily life #people don't see it often due to have carefully Ive crafted.. this is going to sound a bit fannibal of me but literally a person suit #i swear a person suit #it's not even funny #gods i just wish I could function without getting all up and arms about how much of a pos I feel #if I don't get attention from.. basically.. my fp I get all sad and melancholy. i spiral #I'm pretty sure I have at least three fps #if I even have bpd #but gods #just so stupid how I can barely fucking function without all of these crutches #I'm not in a certian program anymore for a thing and now I can't fuction and work how I use to since it was a slower environment #I'm failing #like I won't be able to make it I feel like #not suicide or anything #just in things I wanted to do #feels like my future is doomed cause life keeps throwing curve balls at me #someone with at least two mental disabilities #i definitely have more

[atopvisenyashill]

got tagged to name my top 10 favorite characters by @allyriadayne thank you 💜💜

i want to preface this with “favorite” does not mean “good” or “i recommend this series” or “i love this author” it literally just means these are my favorite characters ajsjdj

john crichton from farscape

bran stark from asoiaf

eugenides attolis from the queen's thief

athena agathon from battlestar galactica

jem carstairs from the infernal devices

martha jones from doctor who

make mori from pacific rim

mal bertha from descendants (not the george clooney movie, the disney series directed by gay icon kenny ortega)

hai cobriana from the kiesha'ra series

aila from rhymes for young ghouls

mimi marquez from rent the musical she’s tied with aila okay i couldn’t decide between them leave me alone 😭😭

i tag @riana-one @thewaaywetalk @saltywinteradult @kingcunny @fantasynovel @transdimensional-void

#i swear to god i read a lot more adult lit than this it’s just a lot of the books i love i love as a Whole #i can’t pick a favorite character from it #except asoiaf bc there’s so fucking many of those guys #these questions are always hard also bc favorite is like a tier. i think there’s like 50 or so characters that i just Really Fucking Love #like about equally. i can vaguely pick out a top 5 but after that it’s a little unserious just kinda depends on who i’ve thought of lately #getting on my soap box #i feel so bad leaving sana michael & furiosa out tho omg i was sitting here at 15 characters like i have to cut some of these bitches out 😭 #watch me wake up from the dead of night like I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT MY BOY about someone else too lmao

[nejackdaw]

Nine Five people you'd like to know better

Tagged by @thana-topsy Hi lol 👋 wasn't expecting this (/lh)

[3 Ships]

1) Celann and Charlotte. (holding them in my hands) my babies. I love they

2) I'll honestly just put it out there, Chriscariot. That album rewired my brain. The absolute gay yearning. Did you guys know about the Gospel of Judas. I've been so normal on Tumblr. Not in real life. Not in the slightest. Bible fandom has some fun stuff

3) the Mo/Resa/Dustfinger/Roxanne polycule. I am correct.

[First Ship]

I actually think that's gonna have to be Zuko/Sokka. Except I was unaware of what shipping was at the time because I was young and offline. I did think they should go out tho.

[Last Song]

Funeral Derangements (Ice Nine Kills.) Honestly surprised it wasn't something off the Judas album

[Currently Reading]

Inkheart. Again. Yes I finished the series and turned right around and started it again. I did finish The man Born to be King last night tho. Haven't seen the original JCS but yeah. That Judas and 2012 Arena Tour Judas 🤝

[Last Film]

..... Highlander.... I caught a glimpse of it a while ago and there was this cunty old man. I immediately called Bread over and well. There was not as much of him in the film as we hoped. What did we watch (hello??? Plot??? Please???) That goth guy was having the time of his life tho honestly good for him. What a bizarre experience.

[Currently Craving]

The arrival of the books I ordered. I'm gonna be so real. I am so impatient for them to arrive. Even ignoring the fact that Mortimer (my darling little blue jay plush) is being shipped to God knows where (it's Rhode Island. I feel it in my bones that for some reason another package has been redirected to Rhode Island.) Other than that, uh... draw juice. Would like to draw thing

[Tags]

Gonna tag @argisthebulwark @fabeong @greeneyed-thestral @forpiratereasons and @snake-snack-stede my beloved mutuals 🌹 hi guys :)

#asks #as someone who also has a lil skyrim guy: love to see it #love seeing your art too the style is so nice #anyway uh #yall i am so unwell about judas. can you tell #fucking deranged #i am once again saying if any of you like gothic metal that you should listen to the lord of the lost judas album #like im probably about to while i wait for my books #and MORTIMER #who i SWEAR has GOT to be headed to RHODE ISLAND #if i had two nickels etc etc #theres not much inkheart merch so YES i bought a blue jau plush and named him mo #genius move #the unfortunate curse of liking obscure 2000s book series #(head in my hands) yall i still need to make my celann thoughts coherent so i can share them its kinda killing me #forgot to add #tag game #okay ive stared at this long enough. forget the mortifying ordeal of being known. fuck it we post

[i-hate-edward-cullen-3000]

gael garcia bernal thats it thats the post

#please his EYES??? #and his stupid teeth #his fucking nose are you kidding me #hes so PRETTY #reactivated my fucking tw*tter account for him thats the real tragedy here #been on a little movie spree with every movie hes ever been in yes i have a little bit of a problem #side note: someone add quiero que me quieras to spotify i swear i will listen to it on repeat for at least three hours a day im #im unironically obsessed with that song please im begging #gael garcia bernal #wwbn #werewolf by night #jack russell #HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT HIS VOICE??? #HELLO ????? #watches vidas privadas yesterday ms carmen believe me i understand #hhnhnnnnngnnggghghngng #HELLO I CAME BACK TO EDIT TAGS BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT THE MAN IS LIKE 5 FT 7 #HES SO SMALL I LOVE HIM HHDSHKHLSKFAEHF

[dirtbra1n]

yeah so about ichinose.

if there’s one thing harusono is gonna do it’s give characters identifying marks

like I really don’t think there’s anything profound to say here it’s just like. ahhhh I’m sending you psychic beams you’ll understand. basically I’m wondering though The hell happened in the year since this happened

gayass..

#ichinose ao #sorry for putting my actual thoughts in the tags <- unapologetic #[thinks about the s&m chart again] [falls to the ground gripping head in hands] #like. ohhhh my god that fucking chart is ruining my life seriously #ichinose who is (in kagi’s mind) a kind senpai and (in hirano’s) a straightforward guy with digestive issues #and he is totally both of those things. someone who expressed concerns about hirano staying with kagi #but supported hirano after his declaration of intent about it #someone who can look at them being just so. THEM. and think Lucky stiffs. because he’s running out of time #and he has definitely not done anything about whatever the fuck THESE TWO HAVE GOING ON…… #like big surprise dirtbrain is latching onto another weird guy being weird. be quiet please it’s embarrassing i know #just something about ichinose’s pining and the way it manifests and how even at valentines he can talk about what the dorm manager thinks #like just off the cuff. because he just knows. Why does harusono keep doing this to me #also ichinose swears a lotttt huh. something to think about #okay well. anyway #forgot to say here that the identifying marks comment is also relevant to my white whale. when we. get there

[chipistrate]

Is there something that says the animatronics are real in universe that I missed/forgot??

Yup! They are real.

The main plot of FNAF AR is that Fazbear Entertainment partnered with a company called "DLZ Shipping Solutions" to mass produce animatronic models, using recycled parts and chips from old animatronics as a reference. Those new models are then delivered to people who sign up to the Fazbear Funtime Rental Service, also known simply as the Fazbear Funtime Service. During the project, some vintage hardware caused a virus to appear in the system and make the animatronics go haywire.

This is all spelled out in the E-Mails you can receive. There's way too many to describe in detail, you can find them easily in the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Wiki if you're curious. I'll leave here some of the more notably quotes, showing how DLZ Shipping Solutions designed these new animatronic models (most of these are about Mangle because it just has the most detailed explanation lol):

As a callback to the classics, for a limited time only we are adding to the Eternal Package a recreation of the vintage "Mangle" animatronic!

I've been looking over those reports on the motility tests for the new model and I gotta say I'm a little disturbed. The original was purportedly able to move along the ceiling, and from what I'm seeing here, we're having issues getting our rebuilds to even move on level ground properly.

There's a huge difference between a new model based on the same bipedal chassis and one based on a... A spider? A tripod? The locomotion is completely different, which means the power needs are different, the hydraulic calibrations have to be completely redone, and the CPU has to be switched out for a newer one with a faster baud rate. And then on top of all that, we have to put together this "Controlled Disassembly" feature?

 I warned management that reproducing the more exotic endoskeletons would be a problem, and they decided to go ahead and put them on the schedule anyways. They're just going to have to live with the limitations of, you know, basic physics.

Toy Freddy is not safe to go out to the public. The interference happening with the upgraded facial recognition suite risks rendering all the safety functions on the users' handsets useless.

What do your people think, a computer controlled animatronic can somehow get into the holiday spirit and reprogram itself? It's just a machine controlled by a circuit board. It has to do what we tell it to and nothing more.

TL;DR

So, as you can tell from most of that, the animatronics in AR have to obey the laws of physics, have real endoskeletons that people have to put together, require hydraulic calibrations and real CPUs, and can be unsafe to the public. There's also an email mentioning how Springtrap smells but I don't have it on hand and I've already been writing this for way too long so Imma just leave that one for you to look for.

If we wanna include the scrapped emails, then there's also one talking about Bonnie EATING A STRAY CAT. Like, Bonnie, the robot, devouring a kitten whole. Again, I don't have it on hand so you're gonna have to find that yourself. Just thought it was worth mentioning.

I

I completely forgot about that last email you mentioned that was some wild whiplash LMAO

Thanks for the clarification though!! Guess my only question now is how Fazbear Entertainment keeps the cost of this kind of service manageable,,, They can create and ship hundreds of Springtraps to people houses, but having more than one Glamrock Freddy shell in case of emergency? Nahhhhhhhh who needs that

#Chip Chatter #I swear I never hear anyone talking about AR other than the occasional mention of the animatronics in it being real #I forgot there even *were* non-scrapped emails lmao #also by this logic- what the hell is the dark circus DLC #did they just send the player character to another fucking dimension? #hit them over the head and throw them in some weird ass house with the circus animatronics? #That's one way to keep someone quiet ig #I mean that's kinda what they did in TFTPP Help Wanted iirc- so that's not exactly out of character 4 Fazbear Entertainment

[todayisafridaynight]

Every guy in Yakuza seems like they have enough social awkwardness for Tien to role his eyes at…

there's no feasible chance on earth any man can be more awkward than mountain man tien I'm Going To Hide From My Friends Every Other Year And Then For A Decade After Telling Them I'd Never See Them Again For No Apparent Reason And Only Coming Back Cause the World Was Literally Ending shinhan

#snap chats #i already hear someone go 'what about kiryu' girl he didnt last five years before getting involved again #jo's prob a contender tho. tbh. #anyway i just got back from the fnaf movie #first off please remind me to stop going out to places with kayla i might as well be going by myself #does not help that she walks slow as shit like bro dont make me walk this turtle-ass pace #good things came of the trip tho :) first of all im broke 🧍‍♂️ since when did movies get so expensive I DIDNT EVEN GET FOOD #i did get a kirby gacha tho :) inflation's starting to hit the gacha machines now too tho what the fuck 😭 #last time it was less expensive than the time before and now this is the most exp its been...... #wow its not just luck on what you pull its luck on how much money youre dropping BYE #whatever i dont need groceries anyways. really i dont i swear i did all my budgeting this month already #on the bright side i picked up 25 cents collectively today :) might as well call me a millionaire already #ANYWAY someone give me an excuse to post the new kirby he's cute and his feet are a weird color #o my god i didnt even talk about the movie wait. fuck. #watching jp movies and media has been terrible for my us viewing experience cause it just makes it so abundant how. #AUDIBLE us movies are. and the camera cuts jesus fucking christ i could turn it into a drinking game #what's my verdict tho ????? tbh i thought it was cute. im still in awe of the suits tho if anything i give the movie full props for that #heh. props. get it. fr tho i love practical effects and yk what ill take it. cupcake was goofy as hell ngl but ill take it #highkey forgot coreykenshin was in the movie so it was cute being reminded he was there :) love him.. #honestly it really was a movie for fans of fnaf already and i aint gonna act like i wasnt a fan of the series in its early years #def not a movie to watch on its own- not that the plot's incomprehensible otherwise but it prob just wont hit #like matpat and corey being there was neat and the credits song took me WAAAY back to when that song first dropped on youtube LOL #sorry ive turned these tags into a fnaf movie review. kayla didnt talk about it with me so i wanted to get my thoughts out somewhere LOL #im running out of tags Anyway i solemnly swear to only talk bout movies that ft mates that star in rgg henceforth <3 #im lying of course. i dont know how to shut up <3 but ill shut up rn im making dinner. movie made me hungry for bacon....

[crescentfool]

a silly little comic i drew in a one hour haze featuring @fwishfearme and i’s ocs! aka: what happens when you put fishing extraordinaire shirayuri fugetsu in the same scenario as my silly squid minatoast? (alt text/dialogue in image captions)

#ffxiv #splatoon #crossover #<-- is it really when it's just my friend and i's ocs in the same comic?? KLFHFDH #how the fuck do you tag ocs how do you people LIVE #shirayuri fugetsu (lily) #minatoast #<- this bitch is finally get his own tag bc at this point im convinced he'll take a whole year to tell me his actual name. #if i ever mistag his namesake of his screenname bc of this i will cry from embarassment ESPECIALLY if im reblogging from someone #comic #lizzy does art #posting this here since lily posted it on her twt (with my permission). this needs 2 be archived somewhere #yuri is so fun to draw. lily and i have the same meme sense. check out her twitter if you like ff14. #i had a whole BLAST drawing this i love. drawing memey shit. #i swear i have actual lore about my oc but trying to translate thoughts into art is very hard sometimes :x #i say that but when i draw a proper minatoast comic it will probably be memey af bc i cant take myself seriously LOL #splatoon oc #oops forgot that tag. also uh. please ignore the whole squids and water things idk i forsake canon for humor sometimes

[ionlytalktodogs]

Literally no one:

Ableds when they see someone who has Tourette’s on any form of social media: PEOPLE FAKING 🤪😒 TOURETTE’S NEED TO STOP 🤚🙀🤫 YOU DO NOT HAVE TOURETTE’S 😡🤬 Tourette’s is something that can only be had by little white boys who say fuck all the time 😇😜🤪👶🏻 people like you, PRETENDING to have Tourette’s damage people who ACTUALLY have it 🗣👏👊 even though I don’t know you aside from a 30 second video and I’ve never actually met someone who has Tourette’s before I KNOW that you’re faking 😠😡 stop immediately ✊💔🛑

#I literally have #I forgot what the word is #but swearing tics #and ppl still act like I’m faking #bc ‘girls can’t have Tourette’s’ #you know what? #how about you shut the fuck up #you can’t tell if someone is faking from a 30 second TikTok #how about instead of hurting people who actually have Tourette’s #you just focus on people calling Tourette’s ‘cute and quirky’ and saying they wish they had it :| #tourrettes #Tourette’s #tourette’s syndrome #disabled

[brltpop]

I was going through my albums and realized the cheapest one i own was $1 (the cure greatest hits) and the most expensive one was $60+ (seventeen's love & letter repackage)

#the first one has a lowkey interesting story bc the store that was selling it were getting rid of cds so they put em on sale #and it was an eternally long table full of cds #and believe it or not mostly weren't interesting to me (ballads. cumbia etc) and also there were a lot of repeats #so after going through almost all of them i gave up and was set to leave.... but i forgot one row #i thought it was probably full of repeats so i didn't bother. but then i thought: well. one last row to check. why not? #and i did and i swear to goth.... the very last album there was the cure's one #for a dollar #and i was like No Fucking Way 🤯 #maybe someone hid it there to buy later but wtfff... A DOLLAR! #and the second one was stupid bc i caved in to the pressure of buying kpp albums for sales numbers and music show wins #it was the very last day to buy and i woke up at 8am to do so and i just paid #didn't even realize they charged $60 #then when i received it it hit me... SIXTY????????? #rambless

[baekuras]

shoutout to todays customer who returned his sunglasses because they gave him headaches and when i asked if he wanted me to check to find the cause of it he refused ONLY to 5minutes after the return ask why they could cause him to have headaches when his daily clear ones don’t

fun fact 1: he was supposed to come in at 4pm because he wanted his money back in cash and we didn’t have that much in the morning, but he came during noon and i had to scrape some together fun fact 2: he asked my male coworker why they would cause issues when i was the one who took on his request for...some....reason....could it be....sexism.....no it can’t be (:

another shoutout to the woman insisting we give her mother who has diabetis, sees double AND can’t speak german and eye exam and tell them why she can’t see well even after me explaining to her that we can’t measure her prescription as well (or at all) like an actual doctor can due to both machinery AND lack of medical knowledge....surprise: it didn’t work out and the result were wonky and she may need prisms but maybe not who knows not fucking me because we skipped like 2dpt between slides at some points and none of the prescriptions i offered and adjusted cleared her seeing double (: yes hi hello i can actually do my job and know what is possible and what isn’t (:

#txts #on the lower end of rant news we had one customer who was angry his lenses were thick #....like....sir you chose the most basic ones which aren't even really sold anymore afaik with +3dpt #ofc gucci frames the size of half the head to over ex....aterate oh god i forgot the word....anyway #so they get extra big #i am just amazed he didnt insist on mineral ones tbh but hey a small win #but hey....surprise: if out of the at LEAST 4 options you pick the general very basic ones when you need big lenses....shits gonna get thicc #'it looks bad!!!' yeah no shit but you didnt want to spend money on the lenses i GUESS #idk i wasnt there #and i am not paid enough to discuss with customers what lenses best fit to avoid this case beyond a recommendation #you can always choose other ones but if you ever get mad and tell someone I either forced them on you or didnt offer anything else #i will maul you #and also no one will believe you because my coworkers know my sale rhythm and i know theirs....so....fuck you we all hate you and talk shit #about you #sometimes even while you're still there and sometimes w/ other customers as well #another favourite is people asking why we cant insert new lenses into certain frames #i swear i WISH i knew why they were made like this #i really.really wish i knew #but we are as lost as you #(actual favourite tho that wasnt sarcasm i just like to shittalk brand-name frames because so many are shit lol) #like the ones who actually specialize or focus on frames are usually got #-ray ban because they decided to fuck themselves hard #apparently they were rly good once? havent found a new one showing that yet rly but k i'll trust y'all #but some are just....literal plastic #for frames??? like the whole thing???? #bitch this will break if i sneeze on it wtf are you doing #insta modeling?? tf are they for??? #+another favourite is some of them going #'oh they have 100uv protection' #yeah so does every plastic lens+100uv isn't uv400 at least in germany fuck off

[killmebythebeach]

So was anyone gonna tell me that s5 is so unbelievably sad or was I supposed to find that out myself.

#like obviously i knew itd be sad but im two episodes in and ive heard tim for the first time in 40 eps and sasha for 120 #and gerry. ze boi. i didnt even realize it was him till the comics. why does he read like a teen protag in a ghost hunting story. #the leitner jumpscare to. sir. half the people in the institute would kill you on sight please go back to the tunnels. #elias being weird at jons birthday for no reason. like. i swear he wasnt that strange before the pipe murder dropping stuff for no reason? #'i like to keep an EYE on these things' sir with all due respect (none) shut the fuck up?! #idk why but tim and sasha talking like that just makes me so sad. of course its understandable for them to be frustrated #but also its not jons fault jonah chose him cuz he was traumatized by a spider book :( id be angry if i was sasha though #its also funny cuz i thought tim/sasha was a pyre fandom thing. no. tim literally calls it a 'will they wont they'. hes like a sitcom #gurtrude recording that tape to sasha basically lmaoooo #and i saw someone point this out in the comments but. gertrude keeping the place messy might have killed people. #not having easy access to information that could have saved them. such as her tape. ough #one thing i missed about tim in s3 is the charm. of course he was angry at. everything but it was heartbreaking to see tim change #so the tapes really made me just yearn for the like. two times tim was there in s1. #also the fact sasha knew about tims brother. and martins application. and that tim knew too. #i never really understood the fandom 'expert hacker' sasha but i think i get it now #i cant even remember if she hacked anything in s1. feels like so long ago even though i havent even been listening for 2 months #on that note martin and jon are going over to kill elias woo! #martin: hey this house is evil we should butn it #jon: nah. theres a lot of evil #holy fuck i forgot how stupid these characters can be sometimes. like even if you think it wont wotk just try? hello? #sasha calling gertrude a bitch is giving me life. yeah. she sure was. idc what she did she put micheal in the distortion #but im still so just. distraught by how somber the tone is. even with the s1 crew goofing around its just so. oof. #the funny quippy s1 crew cutting off to jon trembling alone in a corner does wonders for the tone #martin really went: i found the tea lets get this bread #king shit honestly. go get that bread and kill elias and stop the apocolypse or somethung. idk the goal of the season yet #like s1 focused on prentiss. 2 on stranger. 3 on the unknowing and elias. 4 on extinction and peter. im excited to see what 5 is #i dont even think weve met her but gertrude mentioning agnes. mwah. love you baby. doing great. shouldve gotten a coffeshop au. #sigh. statement ends #the magnus archives spoilers #the magnus archives

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I don’t know I think one of my pet peeves is people on the Funny Vintage Recipe Man’s videos on here going “ugh this is so stupid of course it works do you know anything about how flavor profiles work 🙄” because like. Here’s the thing. No. Not everyone does. Not everyone even knows how to cook. Even those of us with extensive cooking knowlege sometimes see this shit and go “logically I know it makes sense, but there’s no fucking way”. Stop being condescending.

#loud honking #i swear I know his name I just don’t remember it rn #anyway it’s like how so many of my Cooking Knowleged friends lose their minds when I mention 7up cake #7up as an ingredient just doesn’t make sense! to someone not used to it! #even though I swear it’s LITERALLY just a nice fluffy lemon cake #because that’s all 7 up is is a lemony flavored carbonated drink #it’s good I swear #also just side note #if you don’t know how to cook it’s ok! but I absolutely recommend you learn it is a lifesaver #there’s SO many videos online for cooking literally everything #also plenty of people willing to help like if you talk to me personally and ask me ‘norm how do I cook an egg’ #I will fucking teach you I love teaching #I will give you my personal recipes #and my tips for how I avoid texture problems w certain foods #I’ll give you EVERYTHING #SIDE NOTE I FORGOT TO ADD EARLIER #he also clearly plays up a lot of it for comedy #let people like harmless cooking videos Jesus Christ