Favorite Scenes [697/∞]
“Women like me?”
“Hot, sexy, irresistible, fun, trouble making, chaos causing, women like you were my drug of choice long before I got into smack.”
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Sean: Here, let me clean you up. Come here. So what did Ian do?
Fiona: Joined the Army last year, and it didn't go well.--
Sean: Hand.
Fiona: Now they're charging him with being AWOL and--aah. Aah.
Sean: And?
Fiona: Destruction of federal property. Something to...do with a helicopter. And they don't know that he's bipolar 'cause he won't tell them 'cause he barely admits it to himself.
Sean: Where are they holding him?
Fiona: An army base in north Chicago--
Sean: Just hold still--
Fiona: And his boyfriend was supposed to take us, but now he can't because his brothers are using their car for, I don't know, I'm assuming a...a bank robbery or a driveby. Meanwhile, I'm fantasizing about setting Sammi's fucking clothes on fire while she's wearing them. I mean, she ratted Ian out and put Carl in juvie and--
Sean: Yeah, quit--quit twitching. Just...breathe. All right? Did you get any sleep last night?
Fiona: At least an hour.
Sean: Here's what we do. We take the day one moment at a time. Sarah closes out your tables, I pull glass from your hand, you refrain from setting people on fire, then we grab my Cadillac, pick up your family, go visit Ian, all right? Hold still.
Fiona: [sniffles]: You don't have to do that.
Sean: Damn right. It's nice of me.
Fiona: Thank you.
Sean: I'm a naturally helpful person.
Fiona: [scoffs]: Must be tiring.
Sean: It is. Utterly exhausting.
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I love you, Clyde. I’m getting married tomorrow, Lillian.
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