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hello! it’s me, your favorite ‘seems-cool-but-probably-smells-like-coffee’ gifmaker. i just recently reached a milestone (woohoo!!) and i felt the need to celebrate by highlighting some of my favorite people on this platform ♡ some are my mutuals and some aren’t, but they’re all worthy of a follow for the amazing content they create and/or the happy vibes they put on my dash every day.
it really feels like i only started making gifs, like, yesterday, and i’ve had to do a whooole lot of experimenting along the way. but i’ve managed to find my own little corner of the content creator world to occupy & post the gifs that i love making over the past few months, which is all i’ve ever really wanted! i’m very thankful for all of the support i receive from my followers, the encouragement i receive from my mutuals (whether it’s via ask, dm, or even just through tags in reblogs), and the endless love i receive from my friends. i love you all so much!
okay, enough of the sappy stuff 😌 here’s the list you came here for (in no particular order):
@j-sope ✰ @ughseoks ✰ @dnaez ✰ @k-hongjoong ✰ @nomseok ✰ @hopekidoki ✰ @ppersonna ✰ @jinv ✰ @butterful ✰ @jiminswn ✰ @gimbapchefs ✰ @jjungcooks ✰ @kimtaegis ✰ @namgination ✰ @everythingoes ✰ @taemaknae ✰ @flipthatjacketjiminie ✰ @tanyoorine ✰ @joonsrack ✰ @jinned ✰ @hoseosk ✰ @v-hope ✰ @hongism ✰ @jimimon ✰ @eternal-bangtan ✰ @joenns ✰ @duckjinnie ✰ @honsool ✰ @kithtaehyung ✰ @mnygs ✰ @namjon ✰ @jmin ✰ @balenciaguks ✰ @taeyungie ✰ @hobibestboy ✰ @sugajimin ✰ @filmsout ✰ @hobeah ✰ @wonsang ✰ @lyseries ✰ @jung-koook ✰ @sungiest ✰ @loverjimin ✰ @blondesuga ✰ @kkulmoon ✰ @gukgi ✰ @sugaforyou ✰ @kooslove ✰ @v-hobi ✰ @taejinnies ✰ @jminparks
thank you again to everyone for making this such a warm and welcoming space! i hope you’re all having/have had the most amazing day possible. lots of love ♡
#sending lots of love to you all! <33#i dont think i tagged anyone twice... but if i did pls ignore that#also please ignore the bad header 😭 my strength does NOT lie in gfx.#i only know how to color and create gifs. gfx makers literally astound me you all are incredible.#anyways thats enough fangirling for now#thanks for existing! you all are the coolest#astrid.txt#follow forever#milestone
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you’re the anchor (that i tied to my brain)
Edward Elric to the last jedi 9 pm DON’T BE FUCKING LATE IM TALKIN TO U YAO: pray tell where the fuck is my brother
Edward Elric: it is 8 o fucking clock
Edward Elric: im locked the fuck out of the house
Edward Elric: and al STILL ISN’T BACK FROM HIS GODFUCK SHITHOLE DATE
Paninya: ed take a deep breath n hurl urself into a pond or smth
Paninya: als been freakin out about mei for at least 38478392 years now
Paninya: let him relieve his thirst
Paninya: AND BTW THIS IS UR OWN DAMN FAULT
Edward Elric: how in The FUCK???? is this MY FAULT??????
Paninya: u couldve had a perfectly gross dorm on campus bUT NO U HAD TO BE BOUJEE N RENT AN APARTMENT WITH UR BROTHER
Edward Elric: IM ONLY LOCKED OUT BC AL LOST HIS GODDAMN KEY AND I
Edward Elric: BEING THE SAINTLY BROTHER THAT I AM
Ling Yao: w0w thats a lie
Edward Elric: GAVE HIM MINE AND NOW I GOTTA SCREAM AT HIM TILL HE PUTS HIS TONGUE BACK IN HIS OWN MOUTH AND COMES THE FUCK BACK
Winry Rockbell: u reeaaallly dont gotta
Paninya: have u heard??? of this thing??????
Paninya: called????? pm?????????????
Paninya: bc its a thing u could use to bitch at al without annoyin the entire shit outta the rest of us
Ling Yao: lol lan fans at her grandpas rn and her phone cant be put on silent
Ling Yao: shes going to kick ur ass
Edward Elric: IM gonna kick ALS ass if he doesnt show up in the next half hour I DONT CARE IF HES ON A FUCKIN DATE
Ling Yao: may i remind u my sister is the girl ur brothers currently wooing
Ling Yao: u do that and lan fan wont be the only one kicking ur ass
Edward Elric: what think u can take me weakLing
Ling Yao: uh duh but i was talking about mei
Edward Elric: PLS shes what half a foot tall????? PLSSSSSSS
Lan Fan: so twice as tall as you
Edward Elric: DO,,,,,U WANT,,,,,,.,TO FUCKING DIE,,,,,,,.,.,,,,
Lan Fan: edward
Lan Fan: i am at my grandfathers house
Lan Fan: my phone is ringing so loud my neighbors think their doorbells r broken
Lan Fan: my grandfather is ready to smash it into oblivion
Lan Fan: if he does we WILL be reliving 3/10 and youll be tasting a lot more than just your stomach acid when im done with you
Lan Fan: do not make me sneak out of training to answer you again
Paninya: Rekt™
Ling Yao: mic drop
Edward Elric: psh whatever
Edward Elric: u fuckers think 3/10 scared me
Edward Elric: GUESS FUCKING AGAIN
Edward Elric: FUCKING C O M E A T M E
Paninya: o look shes typing
Edward Elric: anyway im gonna pm al goodnight and thank u
Winry Rockbell to is it gay to want to literally drink ushers voice: OI AL how was the date
Winry Rockbell: I WANT DETAILS
Edward Elric: if anyone wants to know how to be the Creepiest Fucking Person Ever
Edward Elric: talk to winry
Winry Rockbell: well seeing that i won best ed impression two years in a row now id say i do indeed know
Edward Elric: HAR DE HAR
Edward Elric: u think u fucking know me???
Alphonse Elric: Is it hard?
Paninya: yea all u rlly gotta do is yell fuck a lot
Alphonse Elric: Put ur hair in a braid with one obnoxious ass strand sticking right up
Winry Rockbell: dont forget u have to crouch down
Winry Rockbell: i recommend kneeling
Edward Elric: dont think i cant deck all u shitdicks
Ling Yao: ive just annoyed the info out of my sister
Ling Yao: it seems al is quite the casanova
Ling Yao: clearly not a family trait BUT
Edward Elric: i will piss in ur backpack
Ling Yao: case in point
Ling Yao: ANYWAYS UPDATE ON THE BET FRONT
Ling Yao: as im sure u all know ned, roy mustang and i have had an ongoing wager AKA who can wrangle the most freshies into joining his club
Ling Yao: well as of today the martial arts/dance troupe has 20 more members
Edward Elric: BULLSHIT
Ling Yao: and i believe that pulls me ahead of ned to tie evenly with mustang
Ling Yao: and really would any of u choose archery over martial arts??
Paninya: tbh i choose social life over any clubs but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Edward Elric: basic bitch
Paninya: u kno it
Paninya: but srsly wtf shifty how did u get 20 new members so fast
Lan Fan: he showed off and gave his number out to like half of them
Ling Yao: :O how could u EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS
Ling Yao: I tRuSTeD YOu
Lan Fan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Edward Elric: just u fuckin wait ling
Edward Elric: ill leave both u asshats in the GROUND
Alphonse Elric: I mean first u have to
Alphonse Elric: Yknow
Alphonse Elric: Be taller than the ground
Edward Elric: I LIVE WITH U I CAN MAKE UR LIFE FUCKING MISERABLE U HEAR
Winry Rockbell to kyle ron WHOMST???: so about laser tag this weekend
Winry Rockbell: invite lings sister yay or nay
Lan Fan: why not
Rosé Thomas: It’d even us out
Rebecca Catalina: does it even matter tbh we all kno whichever team rizas on is gonna win
Riza Hawkeye: Catalina i resent that statement
Rebecca Catalina: pls point to me where thE LIE IS HAWKEYE
Winry Rockbell: ok then
Winry Rockbell added Mei Chang to the chat
Paninya: EY UVE JUST BECOME PART OF THE MESS THAT IS US SOPHS
Maria Ross: and a few seniors
Paninya: WE’RE BASICALLY A KPOP GROUP BUT BETTER (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
Lan Fan: ok we’re going laser tagging this weekend you in
Mei Chang: i feel like i may die if i say no so as long as my idiot brother isn’t going i’m in
Paninya to could u actually perhaps makin bacon pancakes: [DELETED MESSAGE]
Ling Yao: wot
Alphonse Elric: Whos going laser tagging
Winry Rockbell: pan ffs
Paninya: (◔◡◔✿)
Edward Elric: fuckin RUDE
Lan Fan to Panko: what is it
Panko: i have no idea what u mean my dear
Lan Fan: uve been typing for an hour now AND i can hear your teeth grinding from my room
Panko: i have no idea what u could be referring to my sweet
Panko: i just wanna kno how ur days been
Lan Fan: this is about ling isnt it
Panko: dear
Panko: u used an emoji
Panko: u never use emojis
Lan Fan: look i get that youre just looking out for me
Lan Fan: but its fine and so am i
Lan Fan: i really dont need a pity heart to heart
Lan Fan: besides hed give out his number to everyone in the world if he could thats just who he is
Panko: well ur not wrong
Panko: is it bad to say im so glad i rarely have to deal with bois
Lan Fan: girls can be idiots too
Panko: ppl in general usually r
Alphonse Elric to WE CANT KEEP DOWN ALL THAT VODKA ON KRAFT MAC N CHEESE: So i cant feel
Ling Yao: mY FACE WHEN IM WITH U
Alphonse Elric: That and the rest of my body
Alphonse Elric: How is one person so funny and sweet and amazing
Paninya: MY SON HES IN LOVE YALL
Paninya: ITS TRUE FUCKIN LOVE
Paninya: ELRIC 2.0 TEXT ME IF U NEED ANYTHIN
Paninya: CONDOMS
Winry Rockbell: oh god
Paninya: BIRTH CONTROL
Edward Elric: PAN WHAT THE FUCK U THINK AL KNOWS WHAT A CONDOM IS
Paninya: HE IS A HORNY TEENAGE BOI I BET U MY ENTIRE ASS HES USED ONE BEFORE
Lan Fan: PANINYA
Mei Chang: uh
Paninya: oh fuck
Ling Yao: mei so it was U that made that balloon fart noise just now
Lan Fan: ling kindly shut up
Edward Elric: SO AL ISNT BREATHING I THINK HES DEAD
Edward Elric: HES BEEN STARING AT HIS PHONE FOR 10 MINS NOW FUCK WHAT DO I DO
Paninya: CALL 911 U MORON
Lan Fan: where do you live i know CPR
Ling Yao: thats hot
Winry Rockbell: MEI PRETEND U CANT READ
Mei Chang: er i can’t read suddenly i don’t know
Ling Yao: (╯°□°)╯now she gives in to the memes
Edward Elric: ok nvm hes alive
Edward Elric: buT I M NOT GONNA BE FUC KBRB RUNNINGgh
Paninya: rip in peace
Alphonse Elric to how Extra™ do u gotta be to come up with fuccboi: So we’re still down for gta tomorrow right
Alphonse Elric: Ed cant make it because i killed him
Ling Yao: the old ed cant come to the phone right now
Ling Yao: why
Edward Elric: because hes going to cut off lings fucking elbows
Roy Mustang: can you even reach his fingers
Edward Elric: listeN HERE U liL SHIT
Alphonse Elric kicked Edward Elric from the chat
Ling Yao: thats cold
Ling Yao added Edward Elric to the chat
Roy Mustang: i knew it couldnt last
Edward Elric: if any of u polefucks ever want to know how to get ling to do something bother lan fan
Ling Yao: try it again and i will Key Your Face
Ling Yao: she has a physics test tomorrow
Alphonse Elric: Wow
Roy Mustang: :O
Jean Havoc: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edward Elric: i got the beer for tmr night
Alphonse Elric: Damn right u do im not letting u in otherwise
Edward Elric: ignore asshurt over here hes pissed i embarrassed him in front of his date
Roy Mustang: at least he has one
Jean Havoc: yeah have u ever had a girlfriend edward??
Denny Brosh: Do you know what a woman is ned????
Edward Elric has left the chat
Ling Yao to Good Shit ✔💯: hey lan fan
Ling Yao: LAN FAAAAAN
Good Shit ✔💯: what
Ling Yao: guess who i just saw in chem doodling one miss rockbells name on his hw
Good Shit ✔💯: no
Ling Yao: oh yes
Ling Yao: i wanted to take a pic but ed decided to be a good student and tore it off before handing it in
Good Shit ✔💯: does he even try in chem
Ling Yao: no but at least he doesnt fall asleep like he does in lit
Good Shit ✔💯: hemingway puts everyone to sleep
Good Shit ✔💯: read some brontë or steinbeck
Good Shit ✔💯: id say dickens too but anti Semitism and all
Ling Yao: i love it when u talk lit to me
Ling Yao: reminds me of when u used to sneak into our library and read the biggest books u could find
Good Shit ✔💯: better than you climbing up the side of my house to sneak into my room
Ling Yao: pls u loved it
Good Shit ✔💯: debatable
Good Shit ✔💯: club meetings today dont forget
Ling Yao: how can i ur always here to remind me ;)
Winry Rockbell added Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, Maria Ross, and Rebecca Catalina to ROSE TYLER DEFENSE SQUAD WHERE YALL AT
Winry Rockbell: just so we’re clear friday nights a byob sitch
Lan Fan: well wade was totally off
Ling Yao: atta girl
Paninya: wow and here i was thinkin byob meant bug ur own business
Edward Elric: what the utter fuck
Alphonse Elric: Dont act coy u LIVED a bugs life ed
Winry Rockbell: BRING YOUR OWN BOTTLE CAPICHE
Winry Rockbell: jesus now ive got the kim possible theme song stuck in my head
Edward Elric: if one of u picks yoshi i will e n d u
Paninya: no promises n its not our fault yoshi pushed ur fool ass off mushroom gorge that one time
Rebecca Catalina: LMAOOO
Edward Elric: that demonic fucking dinosaur needs to go extinct
Roy Mustang: since brosh doesnt give a shit do we want to make this a floor thing
Ling Yao: i see what ur doing mercedes benz u sneak ass
Roy Mustang: you caught up yao i can finally start trying
Edward Elric: news flash fuckers i got 5 more ppl today u can both suck my ASS
Winry Rockbell: ok but keep it small
Lan Fan: ,,,,,,,
Maria Ross: this is why timing’s important kids
Ling Yao: how much smaller could his butt get
Roy Mustang: are we even be able to locate it
Rebecca Catalina: does ned even have a torso????
Edward Elric: I HOPE U ALL ROT IN HELL
Paninya changed the chat name to eds ass is bigfoot pass it on
Winry Rockbell to Mulan but Better: is it weird that i cant stop smiling at ed
Winry Rockbell: hes sleeping in the chair across from me
Mulan but Better: a bit
Winry Rockbell: yeah
Winry Rockbell: hes such a nerd
Mulan but Better: but hes your nerd
Roy Mustang changed the chat name to WHO TE HFUCKS IDEA WAS IT O MAKE THIS AFLOOR THING
Edward Elric changed the chat name to URS U FUCKING CURLY STRAW
Paninya to wubba lubba dub dub: all of u need to see this Spicy™ video of ed from last night
Winry Rockbell: pan its 9 fucking am
Winry Rockbell: who tf is up that cares
Paninya: o dont u worry winnie the pooh
Lan Fan: yep shes still drunk
Paninya: i think ed will when he stops groaning in the bathroom there
Paninya sent a video in the chat
Paninya: srsly im postin this on ig later
Winry Rockbell: SHIT thats loud
Alphonse Elric: What the fuck is that
Riza Hawkeye: Is
Riza Hawkeye: Is he singing mad world
Paninya: u bet ur blonde ass he is
Lan Fan: was this after we took turns playing yoshi and demolishing him in mario kart
Paninya: u bet ur toned ass it was
Winry Rockbell: paninya i can barely hear anything over u shouting STRIP STRIP STRIP in the bg
Ling Yao: edward really is tone deaf isnt he
Ling Yao: oh hes stopped puking
Ling Yao: hes looking at his phone
Alphonse Elric: Rip in peace our bloodshot eyes
Edward Elric: wHAT THE ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAAAAR FAAAAACEESSS IS THAT
Edward Elric: WHAT THE ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAAAAR FAAAAACEESSS
Edward Elric: WHAT THE ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAAAAR FAAAAACEESSS ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAAAAR FAAAAACEESSS DID U ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAAAAR FAAAAACEESSS DO TO MY PHONE
Ling Yao: HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
Roy Mustang: dear jesus what is happening
Paninya: oH MY WHICH ONE OF U DID THIS
Paninya: I WILL K I S S U
Mei Chang: there is way too much shouting this goddamn early in the morning
Ling Yao: while u were busy cackling over that video i may or may not have convinced lan fan to steal eds phone
Edward Elric: U ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAAAAR FAAAAACEESSS ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAAAAR FAAAAACEESSS BETTER ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAAAAR FAAAAACEESSS FIX MY ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAAAAR FAAAAACEESSS PHONE OR IM ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAAAAR FAAAAACEESSS
Jean Havoc: hes like an infuriated duck with a lisp
Roy Mustang: siri what is the tiniest species of duck
Edward Elric: U WANNA ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAAAAR FAAAAACEESSS FIGHT
Paninya: pls tell me one of u hungover fucks is gettin this on video
Mei Chang: lan fan u okay?
Lan Fan: yeah too much shouting i have a headache
Lan Fan: add me back when ed calms down (◕ ‿ ◕✿)
Lan Fan has left the chat
Paninya: hey ed ill bet even yoshi can say fuck
Edward Elric: FOR ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAAAAR FAAAAACEESSS SAKE
Lan Fan to Guns n Roses: hey
Lan Fan: i dont know where you are rn
Lan Fan: im still sort of hungover and i kind of need someone to talk to who isnt going to get angry or
Lan Fan: try and rationalize everything and well
Lan Fan: do you ever just wish that things could change
Lan Fan: that you could be someone entirely different or that you could get out and leave and not give a damn about anything or anyone or
Lan Fan: because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Guns n Roses: Okay i was at work but i’m coming back right now
Guns n Roses: And i’m going to get you tea and you’re going to tell me whatever you want to tell me okay??
Lan Fan: thanks
Paninya to ID SING OH CANADA TOO IF MY PM HAD AN ASS LIKE THAT: ok but for real
Paninya: dicks r like mushrooms
Paninya: little funny gross mushrooms
Rosé Thomas: Paninya you’re high go home
Paninya: oh sweet flower i wish i was
Winry Rockbell: its 4 fucking am GO TO SLEEP
Paninya: time is an illusion
Paninya to TRICKY tricky TRICKY tricky: i crave the sweet release of death
Edward Elric: FUCKING KARMA
Winry Rockbell: i could hear u playing music at 5 am again today why tf have u been up so late
Paninya: my roommate was screaming french at me
Paninya: she has a test today
Paninya: also
Paninya added Lan Fan to the chat
Paninya: LAN FANNNNNNNN
Lan Fan: i didnt do the psych hw paninya
Lan Fan: and run-dmc doesnt deserve this subpar treatment
Alphonse Elric: Lan fan
Alphonse Elric: Lings been looking for u
Lan Fan: i know its ok dont worry about it
Edward Elric: A FUCKING BIRD JUST SHAT ON MY HEAD
Paninya: what was that????? u said???????
Paninya: about karma?????????
Edward Elric: WHAT IS THIS LITERAL SHIT ON ED DAY
Lan Fan: is that not everyday
Edward Elric: I WILL FIGHT ALL U ASSDICKS
Lan Fan: 3/10 edward
Edward Elric: i will fight me for only i myself am the one assdick here thank u amen and goodbye
Lan Fan to Literal Monkey™: so i hear you were looking for me
Literal Monkey™: that depends
Literal Monkey™: what did i do lan fan
Literal Monkey™: did i say something
Literal Monkey™: tell me what i did that made you so upset at me
Literal Monkey™: if i did something im sorry i really am but you cant just disappear and not even tell me whats wrong
Lan Fan: i know
Lan Fan: it wasnt you i just
Lan Fan: my grandfathers relapse and its been rough with classes lately
Lan Fan: it kind of hit me that i cant always afford to be chill all the time
Lan Fan: sorry ive been mia
Literal Monkey™: well now i feel like a dick
Literal Monkey™: ur my best friend lan fan and i think ive gotten so used to u being near i freak out when ur not
Literal Monkey™: i guess it kind of says something about me that might not be a good thing
Literal Monkey™: especially since i climbed the side of ur house to see if u went back home and u werent there
Lan Fan: you w h a t
Ling Yao to Frying Pan: in hindsight
Ling Yao: i prob shouldnt have told her about the climbing
Ling Yao: shes not talking to me again
Frying Pan: u done fucked up boiii
Ling Yao: so will u tell me whats really wrong with her now
Frying Pan: not a chance boiii
Winry Rockbell to Wannabe Alchemist: hey i know its kind of sudden
Winry Rockbell: and u prob have other things to do
Wannabe Alchemist: nah im free shoot
Winry Rockbell: could u maybe come with me this weekend
Wannabe Alchemist: …are u sure
Wannabe Alchemist: i mean of course ill go hell even if i had a meeting with the goddamn president id skip it to go anywhere with u
Wannabe Alchemist: but i dont want to overstep my right or anything
Winry Rockbell: no ed u could never impose
Winry Rockbell: its just been kind of a shit year
Winry Rockbell: i dont know if i can handle going to visit them alone this time
Wannabe Alchemist: dont worry im there for u
Wannabe Alchemist: whatever u need
Winry Rockbell: i
Winry Rockbell: thanks ed
Wannabe Alchemist: theyd be proud of u win
Winry Rockbell: :)
Winry Rockbell: not to degrade ur sentiment or anything because damn ed u can be sweet
Winry Rockbell: but id do buttfuck anything besides meet with our president
Wannabe Alchemist: i read that as u would butt fuck anything but shit u right
Mei Chang to “3/10 WASNT EVEN THAT BAD” famous last words: paninya was that you outside my school trying to sell taylor swift tshirts
Lan Fan: paninya what the hell
Paninya: ok HS GIRLS EAT TSWIFT UP
Mei Chang: you looked stalkerish as hell my principal was going to call the police
Winry Rockbell: just burn them in a rusty can like the ratchet ho u are
Paninya: what is This Disrespect™ n pls im not gonna burn them that merch cost me lk 984759 bucks
Lan Fan: sounds fake but ok
Ling Yao: and why tf would u sell them taylor swift is finally getting interesting
Winry Rockbell: yeah shes finally being savage af isnt this what u signed up for
Paninya: hey i signed up for Drama Taylor
Paninya: this is just plain whoring for attention
Alphonse Elric: Not sure those terms are mutually exclusive
Edward Elric: HOLY FUCK
Lan Fan: speaking of whoring for attention
Edward Elric: I GOT MUSTANG TO PLAY LEAGUE
Edward Elric: went straight for brand the dumb fucking pyromaniac
Alphonse Elric: Can i just remind u that ur first time ur jerk ass went right for garen
Edward Elric: GAREN is a PERFECTLY FUCKING GOOD CHAMPION TO GO FOR WHEN UR A NOOB DUMBASS
Alphonse Elric: Sounds fake but ok
Ling Yao: and a bit like neds trying to compensate for something
Edward Elric: U ALL AINT SHIT
Lan Fan: its yaint
Ling Yao: u uncultured fuck
Paninya: k first of all lol is a game for 13 year old prepubescent boys
Lan Fan: so perfect for edward
Edward Elric: DONT FUCKING TRY U KNOW UR A HO FOR AKALI
Edward Elric: ,,,,,,,,dont say 3/10 u know i would rather fucking die
Lan Fan: then perish
Alphonse Elric: Ed did U make that whale noise
Winry Rockbell: the real question here is paninya???? can actually spell???????? words???????? whAT??????
Paninya: SECOND OF ALL any of u want tswift shirts hmu (◡‿◡✿)
Edward Elric: taylor swift is fucking great why the fuck would u sell them
Winry Rockbell: ………..
Alphonse Elric: ……………………
Paninya: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Lan Fan changed the chat name to ill take edward elric is fake Punk Rock™ for 800 alex
Edward Elric: OI U CAN BE PUNK ROCK AND STILL LISTEN TO GUILTY PLEASURE POP
Winry Rockbell: SOUNDS FAKE BUT OK
Rosé Thomas added Mei Chang, Alphonse Elric, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, and Riza Hawkeye to Unnamed
Paninya changed the chat name to PROJECT LINGFAN
Paninya: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP
Alphonse Elric: What the hell is lingfan
Paninya: PLS WITHHOLD ALL QUESTIONS TILL THE END OF THE BRIEFING MY PRECIOUS CHILD
Winry Rockbell: she continues??? to spell????? correctly???????? what i am amazed?????????????
Paninya: ROCKBELL FULL OFFENSE STFU
Winry Rockbell: rude
Paninya: SO EVERYONE HERE KNOWS OUR GOOD FRIEND LING YAO AKA SHIFTY AKA MONKEY BOI AKA CO-PRES OF THE MARTIAL ARTS/DANCE TROUPE YEA
Mei Chang: if i say no can i leave
Paninya: AND EVERYONE ALSO KNOWS MY SPICY GIRL LIGHT OF MY LIFE LAN FAN AKA DEFINITION OF BADASS AKA EDS WORST NIGHTMARE AKA CO-PRES OF THE MARTIAL ARTS/DANCE TROUPE YEA
Edward Elric: she is not my worst fucking nightmare
Mei Chang: so you don’t turn into a stuttering baby every time she brings up 3/10
Edward Elric: U WERENT THERE U DONT FUCKING K N O W
Paninya: AND EVERYONE HERE KNOWS THAT THOSE 2 HAVE THE BIGGEST RAGING BONERS FOR EACH OTHER THAT ANYONES EVER FUCKIN SEEN YEA
Winry Rockbell: i feel like there was a better way of putting that
Edward Elric: wait hold THE FUCK UP ur fucking with me right
Roy Mustang: yes edward
Roy Mustang: she made an entire separate chat and invited all these people just so she could fuck with you
Alphonse Elric: Thats literally what the normal group chat is for wtf ned
Edward Elric: what the UTTER FUCK???? LING AND LAN FAN????????
Rosé Thomas: You were right winry he’s blind
Alphonse Elric: Dude how the hell are u so ignorant
Riza Hawkeye: Edward are you really unaware of this
Edward Elric: HOW DO U ALL KNOW ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK
Roy Mustang: id ask if you saw them at the floor party but i remembered you were too busy practicing for your x factor audition
Paninya: OK ED SINCE UR CLEARLY THE OBLIVIOUSEST FUCKING PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE GODDAMN PLANET
Winry Rockbell: obliviousest
Winry Rockbell: i knew it wouldnt last
Paninya: LET ME JUST HIT U WITH SOME EXAMPLES
Paninya: LAN FAN NEVER BLUSHES UNLESS U MENTION LING TO HER AND THEYVE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE C H I L D H O O D
Paninya: WHEN LAN FAN SHATTERED HER ARM IN FRESHMAN YEAR LING CARRIED HER HALFWAY TO THE DAMN HOSPITAL AND SLEPT NEXT TO HER SICKBED FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK SHE WAS THERE
Roy Mustang: he threatened to and i quote ‘key your face’ if you bothered her again
Winry Rockbell: lan fan only shattered her arm that time because some dumbass thugs tried to jump ling in order to threaten his dad
Mei Chang: whenever lan fan doesnt answer him right away he gets all huffy and paces for hours and checks his phone like 500 times until she replies LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES
Paninya: LITERALLY TODAY OK RIZA CAN CONFIRM IM WALKIN TO MEET LAN FAN FOR PSYCH AND I SEE HER PRACTICING A FUCKING KARATE MOVE OR SOME SHIT WITH LING ON THE QUAD
Paninya: SHE STARTS LAUGHING AND I SWEAR ON MY FANTASTIC ASS LING STARES AT HER FOR 10 WHOLE MINS
Paninya: SHES BENDING HIS LEG FARTHER THAN ANY LEG SHOULD BEND AND HES LOOKING AT HER LIKE SHES THE ONLY DAMN THING WORTH KNOWING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKIN UNIVERSE
Paninya: THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENIN FOR YEARS I CANT EVEN WITH THEIR UNNECESSARY ANGST ANYMORE
Paninya: THEY NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER BEFORE I ACTUALLY FUCKIN EXPLODE JFC (╯✿◕益◕)╯︵ ┻━┻
Riza Hawkeye: That is indeed what happened
Rosé Thomas: And that’s why we made this chat
Rosé Thomas: So all of you can experience our pain
Edward Elric: ,,,,,,
Alphonse Elric: Seriously wtf is a lingfan
Mei Chang to pacific rim uprising is the sequel we didnt know we wanted and always needed no one fight me on this: you all know my name is mei right
Paninya: first time im hearin it
Mei Chang: because my calc teacher doesnt
Winry Rockbell: oh god what does he call u
Mei Chang: literally ‘mee’
Edward Elric: RIP IN FUCKING PEACE
Paninya: wot in tarnation
Ling Yao: u mean wot in pronunciation
Mei Chang: mee-eye is okay and mYE sure but MEE
Paninya: dw a teacher called me panYEA once lk??? bless u????
Edward Elric: omfg PETITION TO CALL PANINYA PANYEAH FROM NOW ON
Lan Fan: panno
Winry Rockbell: a teacher called me wine-ry in fifth grade like how in the actual fuck could u mess win-ree up
Edward Elric: maybe bc u were indeed hella whiny
Winry Rockbell: at least she knew i was there u were too smol to see over the table
Alphonse Elric: Better loud than nonexistent
Edward Elric: GTFO AL I WAS FUCKING TALLER THAN U
Paninya: “was”
Mei Chang: in any case i’m done trying to correct him hello yes my name is mee
Ling Yao: and wen it nite
Paninya: wtf r u on ling yao n where can i get some
Winry Rockbell: its another fucking meme i stg lan fan pls control this boy
Lan Fan: the kalc teachre cannt saye it rhite
Ling Yao: vINdICatION
Edward Elric to PROJECT LINGFAN: fuck this they gotta be in love
Winry Rockbell to Mulan but Better: hey theyre selling stroop waffles outside the bio building
Winry Rockbell: i can grab some for u if ur in class
Winry Rockbell: wait is that u in line
Winry Rockbell: are u wearing a lab coat
Winry Rockbell: u ran out of class didnt u
Winry Rockbell: did u not even bother to take off ur goggles u look like a nerdy terminator
Winry Rockbell: how many are u buying holy shit ARE U STUFFING THEM IN UR LABORATORY COAT POCKETS
Winry Rockbell: DID U JUST N A R U T O R U N OUT OF THE QUAD
Mulan but Better: why are you still asking me you know the answers yes
Roy Mustang to My Queen™: theyre selling stroop waffles right now
My Queen™: Has ling gotten there yet
Roy Mustang: theyre no longer selling stroop waffles right now
Rosé Thomas to 7 excellents and LAN FAN THE WAFFLE TRAITOR: It’s official
Rosé Thomas: Mustang won the bet
Winry Rockbell: wow i forgot that was still going on
Maria Ross: how’s ed taking it
Rosé Thomas: Oh how you would think he’d take it
Paninya: EYYYY EDS GONNA ATTRACT THE CAMPUS POPO AGAIN
Roy Mustang to PROJECT LINGFAN (WHAT IS A LINGFAN SOMEONE TELL ME ALREADY): if ling lost the bet he had to choose
Roy Mustang: either actually outright confess to lan fan or end whatever it is they have
Paninya: Y TF WOULD U GIVE HIM THE SECOND OPTION ALL THEY NEED TO DO IS STOP DANCIN AROUND EACH OTHER N BANG
Alphonse Elric: Paninya its more complicated than that
Paninya: WHAT IN THE 7TH RING OF HELL COULD BE SO COMPLICATED ABOUT THIS
Mei Chang: long story short
Mei Chang: our familys shit deep in politics
Mei Chang: either ling gets in there shit deep too or hes married off
Edward Elric: well fuck
Rosé Thomas: Lan fan knows
Rosé Thomas: When she messaged me after the party i found out that this is why she was so upset
Rosé Thomas: Apparently a drunk ling told her that she should leave him because ‘he’s scared about what would happen if he stopped caring and she deserves better than a coward’
Paninya: well now i feel like shit
Mei Chang: welcome to my world
Mei Chang to Secret Swiftie: remember how you came to my school and almost got arrested
Mei Chang: a couple of girls are asking about your tshirts
Secret Swiftie: call it what u want is a fuckin eargasm I TAKE IT ALL BACK ALL OF IT
Secret Swiftie: I HAVE HEARD AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE A N G E L
Mei Chang: great i’ll tell them you died
Lan Fan to WHOS FAKE PUNK ROCK NOW U FILTHY FUCKING HYPOCRITES P A N I N Y A: has anyone seen my book
Paninya: what book is it
Lan Fan: howard’s end
Alphonse Elric: Forsters great
Winry Rockbell: sorry i havent
Lan Fan: its fine i probably left it in the studio
Ling Yao: oi i was just kicked out of the dining hall what kind of DISRESPECT
Paninya: k but u were eatin all the soup
Ling Yao: is that a crime now
Winry Rockbell: u took the entire pot ling
Lan Fan: you didnt even try to be stealthy about it you just ran back to your seat giggling
Mei Chang: how are they just kicking you out now
Lan Fan: oh they have he climbs back in through the window
Edward Elric: last week u complained the rice wasnt cooked
Ling Yao: have u????? had the rice here??????? itS C R U N C H Y
Edward Elric: jfc lower ur standards ur highness this is college
Lan Fan: you dont pay 70K a year to eat
Paninya: just suck it up lk the rest of us
Winry Rockbell: its either this or starve yao
Ling Yao: :O
Ling Yao changed the chat name to fake friends™
Alphonse Elric to cAn yOU FEeL iT Now mR KRAbs: What the everloving fuck do i have to murder to find out what the shit lingfan is?????¿¿¿¿¿
Lan Fan: …..
Alphonse Elric: Ah
Alphonse Elric: Wrong chat
Paninya: (✿◉‿◉)
Winry Rockbell: AL FOR THE LOV EOF
Winry Rockbell kicked Lan Fan from the chat
Winry Rockbell kicked Ling Yao from the chat
Mei Chang: you know they can still see previous messages
Edward Elric: fuckkkkkk
Paninya: well first time not directin this at edward
Paninya: duuuuuude u fucked up
Panko to Lan Fan: hey i saved u a seat in psych but u didnt look over
Panko: is this about kickin u out of the squad chat
Lan Fan: do they all know
Panko: uh kno what
Lan Fan: does everyone know paninya
Panko: if i answer will u promise not to disappear again
Panko: no one told anyone else about it if thats what ur angry about we all figured it out by ourselves
Panko: well except for ed but that boi is dumb af
Panko: n im not sayin u guys were obvious or anything it took a while until we saw it
Lan Fan: i think im going to go back to my grandfathers for the weekend
Panko: pls dont drop off the face of the earth again
Lan Fan: i wont i was going to go back anyway and space is good
Panko: ur not the only one in this lan fan
Panko: no matter how much u wont see it
Lan Fan: (◠‿◠✿)
Winry Rockbell to PROJECT LINGFAN (ALPHONSE ELRIC DONE FUCKED UP YALL): so lan fans gone
Winry Rockbell: when did u say ling had to make a choice mustang
Roy Mustang: i didnt??
Edward Elric: u said he had to make a decision and DIDNT GIVE HIM A SHITDAMN DEADLINE
Edward Elric: ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN NOW HONDA
Paninya: well thats just great chevrolet
Riza Hawkeye: You really didnt think this through bmw
Roy Mustang: wow at least i didnt blow our cover
Alphonse Elric: Dont throw me under the bus with u toyota at least im repentant
Paninya: alright well now that lamborgini royally fucked up
Winry Rockbell: “lamborgini”
Winry Rockbell: so close
Edward Elric: so what the fuck is gonna happen now
Winry Rockbell: ok mei can talk to ling bc she lives with him
Mei Chang: unfortunately
Rosé Thomas: I don’t know if lan fan will be willing to talk
Rosé Thomas: She used an emoji again
Mei Chang: actually i’ll talk to her someone else tackle my brother
Paninya: idk how to speak fuccboi language one of the guys gotta do it
Winry Rockbell: after roy and als fuckups who else can we choose
Edward Elric: RUDE
Roy Mustang: sit down you didnt even know they were a thing
Edward Elric: MAYBE BC I DONT POKE MY FUCKING NOSE INTO OTHER PPLS BUSINESS
Alphonse Elric: Well ofc u physically cant ned
Winry Rockbell: can u even see other ppl without platform shoes
Mei Chang: or a ladder
Edward Elric: UR FUCKING SHORTER THAN ME JFC
Paninya to milk: hate it, shouting: always, music taste: shite = I AM FORCIBLY SHUT INTO THE BODY OF A SIX YEAR OLD: RIZA TOLD ME THERE IS A PETTING ZOO 3 MILES AWAY YALL MEET AT MY CAR IN 5
Edward Elric: we’re already fucking here
Ling Yao: lol weve been here for an hour
Alphonse Elric: Mustangs been holding a komodo dragon for approx half that time
Mei Chang: winry drove us and there are llamas
Winry Rockbell: i am surrounded by puppies rn am i dead
Paninya: bitch u r to me im writin u all out of my will CLEARLY ALL MY M8S ARE SHIT
Ling Yao to Sister Mine: mei
Ling Yao: meiiiiiii
Sister Mine: i’m literally right next to you what
Ling Yao: have u ever seen lan fan with her hair down
Sister Mine: once during the floor party you all snuck me into
Sister Mine: why do you ask
Ling Yao: her hair tie broke a few days ago and she was fussing with it and i couldnt breathe
Sister Mine: when her hair is down??
Ling Yao: up, down, soaking, gone
Ling Yao: she takes my breath away, mei
Ling Yao: she takes my breath away no matter what she does, or say, or looks like and i am a coward
Sister Mine: you may be right
Ling Yao: are you ashamed of me?
Sister Mine: that depends
Sister Mine: what do you plan to do about it
Lan Fan to Literal Monkey™: hey i know its 5 am and youre probably not even awake and this is probably useless anyway considering ive been transparent as all hell
Lan Fan: but i dont think sleep is an option until i tell you
Lan Fan: youre ridiculous
Lan Fan: youre ridiculous and full of it and infuriating and reckless and beautiful and just so so idiotic
Lan Fan: id have to be too i guess
Lan Fan: to be in love with you even after all of it
Lan Fan: and i really am just that
Lan Fan: idiotic and in love with you
Literal Monkey™: thanks
Lan Fan: did you just breakfast at tiffanys me
Literal Monkey™: yes because you would understand it
Literal Monkey™: you understand lan fan
Literal Monkey™: every shitty meme or reference or word i say you’ll always always understand
Literal Monkey™: just like how you understand that im all those things you said i was
Literal Monkey™: im reckless and infuriating and indecisive and greedy and far too ridiculous to deserve you and you understand that
Literal Monkey™: and if youre idiotic for being in love with me then im a hundred times more and you understand why too
Lan Fan: i think you have too much faith in me
Literal Monkey™: i think you have too little
Literal Monkey™: come to your window
Lan Fan: what why
Literal Monkey™: because its hard to type when im barely holding onto your window frame and looking like a hero straight out of an austen novel and honestly id rather told you how much im in love with you in person
Literal Monkey™: convention and all that
Lan Fan: well alright then
Paninya changed the chat name to IT FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENED LADS LINGFAN IS REAL FUCKING CHRIST NO MORE ANGST I AM LIBERATEDDDD
Alphonse Elric: Great so can someone pls explain wtf a lingfan is now
Edward Elric: Read at 8:09 AM
FULL VERSION AND CONTINUATION HERE
#this was way too long even for a read more#whoops#hey i wrote a thing#also on AO3#fanfiction#social media au#fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood#fma#edward elric#winry rockbell#ling yao#lan fan#lingfan#edwin#roy mustang#riza hawkeye#paninya#rose thomas#alphonse elric#mei chang#READ THE FULL VERSION USING THE LINK IF U WANT#my writing#IT HAS MORE EDWIN#quiet chelle#chatfic#lingfan is the otp i am not sorry
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Get-to-know-me post!
I saw @wrestlingfae did this, and I wanted to play along!
I'm tagging: @wrestlingbabe to do this along with me!
General:
How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: Know? Probably 99% of them. Actually consider friends? Probs like 20%.
Do you have any pets: That live with me, no. I have my puppy (she 8 lolz) but she's lives with my Dad.
Do you want to change your name: When I was younger, I wanted to be called ~Stella~. But now that I'm older and wiser (again, lolz) I think Samantha suits me well!
What did you do for your last birthday: WATER PARK WIT DA FAMMMMMM SONNNN!
What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping? Awake scrolling tumblr? Who knows...🙄
Name something you can’t wait for: CHRISTMASSSS 🎄
When was the last time you saw your mum: A few weeks 😣 My whole family lives a state away, but I get home as often as I can!
What are you listening to right now: Modern Family being my background noise.
Have you ever spoken to a person named Tom: Tommy count?
Something that is getting on your nerves: Ignorance.
Most visited website: Probs this--or YouTube!
Hair colour: Dark Brunette
Long or Short Hair: Long, middle of my back!
Do you have a crush on someone: IRL? Nah I gots me a man. Not IRL? HELLZ YES.
What do you like about yourself: My eye color, and my personality fo' sho'
Nickname: Sam, Slaymantha, Shmammy--whichever you prefer
Relationship status: Taken like bacon my friend
Zodiac: Cancer
Pronouns: She/Her
Favourite TV Show: TOO MANY. Parks and Rec, Modern Family, WWE, The Goldburgs, American Housewife
Tattoos: Nope
Right or left handed: Right
Sport: (wheeze)
Eating: If it's a carb it's my friend 👌🏻
Drinking: I only drink water and iced tea lol #HydrationStationRhythmNation
I’m about to: Go to sleep, gots to be up early.
Waiting for: My life to start.
Want: A life I can be proud of
Get married: Before I'm 30.
Career: I'm a makeup artist, but my dream career is with the WWE. I'd love to be a wrestler, but I'm 24 and I feel like I've missed my calling in life tbh
Kissed a stranger: One time. Spin the bottle. Never again.
Drank Hard Liquor: Honestly I only drink at parties and when I'm in a safe setting. I don't "club" or anything like that. I'm probably drunk less than 5 times a year.
Lost glasses/contacts: PLS DONT EVEN JINX ME WITH THIS QUESTION.
Turned someone down: I've never really had to turn anyone down--only a few have wanted me.
Had your heart broken: Once. Never felt pain like that before. Indescribable.
Been Arrested: Never. Im your classic goodie two shoes, I'm afraid.
Fallen for a friend: A few, none ever panned out.
Cried when someone died: Yup.
The Last:
Drink: h2O
Phone call: My Mom!
Text message: "I AM SHOOKETH"
Song you listened to: "Perfect" Ed Sheeran feat Beyoncé
Time you cried: The other day out of frustration.
Have you ever:
Dated someone twice: Nope.
Kissed someone and regretted it: Yes.
Been cheated on: No, thank God.
Gotten drunk and thrown up: YUP.
3 Favorite Colours: Green, Purple, Gray.
In The Last Year Have You:
Made new friends: I have!
Fallen out of love: No ☺️
Laughed until you cried: I do this A LOT.
Met someone who has changed you: Yes!
Find out who your friends are: I have amazing friends and even more amazing best friends!
Which Is Better:
Hugs or Kisses: Kisses!
Lips or eyes: Lips. Eyes. BOTH GAH!
Shorter or Taller: Taller but not A DAMN TREE MY GOSH IM SMALL
Older or younger: Depends on what we're talking about 😏
Nice arms or nice stomach: ARRRMMMMZZZZ
Hook up or Relationship: Relationship
Trouble maker or hesitant:
Hesitant! I can't do anything with my heart--all with my stupid brain. 😣
Do You Believe In:
Yourself: Sometimes
Miracles: I have no reason not too!
Love at first sight: HELL NO. Falling in love quickly? Hells yes.
Santa Claus: W-what? Who doesn't believe in Santa? Santa is magic and magic is a very powerful thing.
Kiss on the first date: Depends on a LOT of factors. If I liked you, then yessss 😉
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A heck ton (92) of questions
Thanks @teatowelhowell for tagging me!
THE LAST
1. Drink: Gingerbread green tea
2. Phone Call: my phone says my friend although I dont remember why lmao
3. Text Message: my mum asking her to pick me up haha
4. Song You Listened To: Living as a Ghost- GEMS
5. Time You Cried: like 2 or 3 nights ago?
HAVE YOU EVER
6. Dated Someone Twice: never even dated someone once lmao
7. Been Cheated On: see above :’)
8. Kissed Someone And Regretted It: cant regret kissing someone if youve never kissed anyone B) life hack
9. Lost Someone Special: no
10. Been Depressed: no
11. Gotten Drunk and Thrown Up: noooo whenever i drink i always get really paranoid about being sick haha
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS
12. light blue
13. lilac
14. silver
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU
15. Made New Friends: ye boii
16. Fallen Out of Love: no
17. Laughed Until You Cried: yes
18. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: no
19. Met Someone Who Changed You: maybe in small ways but i dont think so
20. Found Out Who Your True Friends Are: yes
21. Kissed Someone On Your Facebook: no
22. How Many of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know in Real Life: all of them i think haha i dont use it anymore
23. Do You Have Any Pets: yess i have a cat he is a special boye
24. Do You Want To Change Your Name: nah ive always hated my my name but im slowly getting over it haha (plus itd feel kinda weird to just change it?)
25. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: nothing much, just had some friends over lol i have a boring life
26. What Time Did You Wake Up: today at 9 but when i dont have school it can be any time from 8 to 12 lmao
27. What Were You Doing at Midnight Last Night: going through music to make a top jams playlist :’)
28. Name Something You Cannot Wait For: death im going on holiday in a few days!
29. When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mother: like 10 minutes ago
30. What is One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Your Life: id like to be more confident and outgoing and more motivated haha
31. What Are You Listening To Right Now: Past Lives - BØRNS
32. Have You Ever Talked To a Person Named Tom: yeah like 5 years ago
33. Something That Is Getting On Your Nerves: um idk my lips are kinda chapped lol
34. Most Visited Website: tumblr probably :(
35. Elementary: (im not really sure what this question is haha) it was fun i guess
36. High School: im in high school now, my last year once we go back after summer. I met most of my current friends there so :’)
37. College/University: not there yet but im having to decide about university and stuff atm yikes, im thinking about studying something related to business
38. Hair Colour: brown. not light or dark, just brown lol
39. Long Hair or Short Hair: relatively but not like crazy long? about boob level lmao
40. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: im not sure tbh maybe a lowkey crush yikes
41. What Do You Like About Yourself: i think i have quite nice eyes lol i have been blessed with long eyelashes.
42. Piercings: i have my ears pierced but thats it, and i probably wont want anything else in the future im too much of a wimp haha
43. Blood Type: idk my dude
44. Nickname: id prefer not to say in case irl friends find this lol
45. Relationship Status: v single
46. Zodiac Sign: leo
47. Pronouns: she/her
48. Favorite TV Show: game of thrones, nbc hannibal probably, im not sure off the top of my head haha
49. Tattoos: none atm but id maybe like one at some point? idk its a big commitment and im v indecisive
50. Right or Left Hand: left
FIRST
51. Surgery: ive never had surgery
52. Piercing: ears when i was 12
54. Sport: ballet when i was like 3 if that counts lol
55. Vacation: cyprus
56. Pair of Trainers: idk its not a moment that really stands out haha
57. Eating: surprisingly i dont remember the first time i ate something but i love garlic bread lol
58. Drinking: first time i got drunk i was 15 (on new years eve w my family lmao how wild)
59. I’m About To: stay sat down for like 4 hours probably
60. Listening To: Guillotine- Jon Bellion its a bop lol
61. Waiting For: idk nothing really?
62. Want: a gf lol free spotify premium :(
63. Get Married: yeah
64. Career: idk maybe accountancy (v exciting i know)
YOUR TYPE
65. Hugs or Kisses: hugs
66. Lips or Eyes: eyes (also id just like to say brown eyes are v nice and underrated)
67. Shorter or Taller: taller but thats not asking much bc im short
68. Older of Younger: older
70. Nice Arms or Nice Stomach: um idc really but i do love a good arm
71. Sensitive or Loud: i kinda need someone whos loud sometimes bc im bad at talking but sensitive is good, can you not be both?
72. Hook Up or Relationship: relationship
73. Troublemaker or Hesitant: hesitant i guess?
HAVE YOU EVER
74. Kissed a Stranger: no
75. Drank Hard Liquor: yeah
76. Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: never properly lost, but ive forgotten where ive put my glasses for periods of like 5 minutes many times
77. Turned Someone Down: no someone would have to ask first haha
78. Sex on First Date: lol
79. Broken Someone’s Heart: probably not
80. Had Your Heart Broken: no
81. Been Arrested: no
82. Cried When Someone Died: no one i know in real life
83. Fallen For a Friend: no but ive had a lowkey crush on a friend yikes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN…
84. Yourself: lol no (i guess i do sometimes, but not enough)
85. Miracles: no
86. Love at First Sight: not really
87. Santa Claus: no :(
88. Kiss on First Date: do what feels right my dude im not against it
89. Angels: no
OTHER…
90. Current Best Friend’s Name: i must maintain anonymity lol but it begins with an E
91. Eye Colour: blue-ish green-ish grey lol
92. Favourite Movie: the lion king, primal fear, ex machina, idk i always forget favs lmao
im not sure how many people to tag so if you want to do it and youre not tagged pls do anyway lol (also sorry if youve already done this just ignore this haha)
@existentialshoelace, @planter-lester, @daniels-knee, @iihappydaysii, @lovinghowlter , @bitakalla, @meow309, @krystalinetg, @starlightlesster
#tag#why are most of the tags not working?? i h8 tumblr mobile#the tags are there on my laptop#uhhhhh hh#also where is the read more#i guess ill tag everyone here and hope they see it lol#existentialshoelace#planter-lester#daniels-knee#iihappydaysii#lovinghowlter#bitikalla#meow309#krystalinetg#starlightlesster
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tagged by @01bri . thank you so much!!!
Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people
LAST:
1. Drink: peach green tea from starbucks
2. Phone call: my mom
3. Text message: my friend viviana bc i was telling her about this old lady giving me the stink-eye for blasting celia cruz out the car lol
4. Song you listened to: tequila by g.soul
5. Time you cried: last night over how good haechan looked in cherry bomb (REBLOG IF YOU AGREE LMAO)
HAVE YOU:
6. Dated someone twice: nope, and wouldnt want to. if we broke up we gonna stay broken up lol
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: havent kissed anyone
8. Been cheated on: nope
9. Lost someone special: yes, sadly
10. Been depressed: yup, but i think my depression is well handled now
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nah man, im a child of jesus
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12-14: maroon/crimson, forest green, & dusty rose
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: yes!
16. Fallen out of love: lol, never been in love
17. Laughed until you cried: every damn day lmao
18. Found out someone was talking about you: mhm, and i shut that shit down real quick. dont mess with a cuban/italian lmao
19. Met someone who changed you: my friend caleb
20. Found out who your friends are: yes, and im glad i have. i dont need any more negativity in my life
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: nope
GENERAL:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i think pretty much all of them except for like 5 or so
23. Do you have any pets: i have a cat named sammi and he is the spawn of satan LMFAO
24. Do you want to change your name: i used to when i was little because i thought it was boring, but now i really like and appreciate it
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i went out with two friends for lunch, and then we blasted suavemente and danced in the best buy parking lot at like 10:30 at night XD
26. What time did you wake up: around 1:30pm. it wouldve been later but my mom said she brought home mcdonalds lol
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: facetiming my friend viviana and crying over how good haechan looked in the cherry bomb mv
28. Name something you can’t wait for: GRADUATION!!!!!!! SENIOR YEAR BITCHES LETS MAKE IT GOOD
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: like 5 mins ago lol
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: bring my friend caleb back
31. What are you listening to right now: myself typing this long ass q&a post lmfao
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: idk probably
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: ignorant and uneducated people like ughhhhhh
34. Most visited websites: probably youtube, my online course website, and buzzfeed bc i love to procrastinate by doing a quiz when i should be doing my classes lol
35. Mole/s: i have like 3 on my neck ( 2 of them are close together so it looks like a vampire bite, i know its dope asf lmao)
36. Mark/s: i have a bunch of beauty marks/freckles all over my body, plus scars on my legs for being a complete idiot as a kid who thought she was fucking superman at the playground XD
37. Childhood dream: to become a marine biologist, or go to hogwarts (idgaf about marine biology anymore, but im still pressed i never got my acceptance letter to hogwarts)
38. Hair color: naturally blonde, but its dyed to a redish-brown now
39. Long or short hair: medium-long hair
40. Do you have a crush on someone: nope, all the boys at my school crusty asf
41. What do you like about yourself: my sense of humor, my sass and wittiness (basically my personality in general), and my eyes
42. Piercings: 2 on each lobe
43. Blood type: idk but i think its AB
44. Nickname: tori and grandpa lol
45. Relationship status: single and an independent woman who dont need no man
46. Zodiac: taurus/gemini cusp
47. Pronouns: she/her
48. Favorite TV Show: rupauls drag race, and impractical jokers
49. Tattoos: none yet, but when i turn 18 next year im getting one for my bday and more down the line
50. Right or left hand: leftie!
51. Surgery: none, thank jisoos
52. Hair dyed in different color: shit my hair has been the whole fucking rainbow lmfao. ive dyed it red, magenta, pastel pink, dark blue, red/brown, and purple.
53. Sport: i used to play volleyball and basketball but i ended up breaking my ankle so its difficult to run around now (also im a lazy piece of shit too lmao)
55. Vacation: i just recently went to savannah, ga & washington d.c to see some family (me and my cousin binge watched the harry potter series the whole time it was lit)
56. Pair of trainers: im guessing we talking about sneakers. the only nice ones i got are my adidas, the rest are like converse and keds lol
MORE GENERAL:
57. Eating: i had sushi for dinner. blessed the fuck up
58. Drinking: peach green tea from starbucks lol
59. I’m about to: finish working on my english project (kill me pls)
61. Waiting for: monsta x first win (wow i love triggering myself) :)
62. Want: PEOPLE TO STOP SLEEPING ON MONSTA X SO THEY CAN GET THEIR FIRST WIN FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD ASDFGHJKLDKDFK
63. Get married: i dont think i want to get married bc i dont like feeling like im held down. maybe when im on the verge of becoming a crazy cat lady i’ll reconsider lol
64. Career: music producer, psychologist, or private investigator
65. Hugs or kisses: i dont really have a preference but i guess hugs
66. Lips or eyes: EYES!
67. Shorter or taller: i would like someone taller than me idk just bc
68. Older or younger: older, but not by too much. i think the max would be like 5 years older
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: IM A SUCKER FOR SOME NICE ARMS LIKE SDJSDLKNAFGK;FKFd
71. Sensitive or loud: LOUD. i cant have someone too sensitive it would drive me insane. i have a really strong personality, so if you sensitive as shit you’d probably cry just bc i looked at you lmfao
72. Hook up or relationship: relationship
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: probably somewhere in the middle. i dont want someone who is too scared/hesitant to do anything fun, but i dont want someone who will put me in a lot of bad situations. just a little mischievous lol
HAVE YOU EVER:
74. Kissed a Stranger: nope
75. Drank hard liquor: possbily vodka oF COURSE I HAVENT I AM A CHILD OF JESUSSSSSSSS
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: my grandma freaking threw my glasses in the trashcan when i asked her to hold them while i went to play basketball with my neighbor
77. Turned someone down: many times lmao
78. Sex on the first date: no
79. Broken someone’s heart: possibly idk
80. Had your heart broken: by my biases bc they dont know i exist :’)
81. Been arrested: nah, and lets keep it that way lol
82. Cried when someone died: of course, im not that heartless
83. Fallen for a friend:i dont think i have
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. Yourself: 100%
85. Miracles: no
86. Love at first sight: lmfao no
87. Santa Claus: when i was little
88. Kiss on the first date: depends
OTHER:
90. Current best friend name: ayszha
91. Eye color: hazel
92. Favorite movie:harry potter and the order of the pheonix
NOW, TAG 20 PEOPLE:
@won-markiepooh-woo @joshuahxng-kong @owopinky @echoayszha @puppyoongs @shownu-the-muscles @skittleluver101 @trollintraining @blockbyung @u-r-my-bias @puervy @tahyungs @jinn1e @min-yoongle @ole-dole-peaches @minyoong-ii @spidermalfoy11 @johnnys-hypewoman @sunshine-hoseok @joishua
(pretty much just tagged my mutuals. you dont have to do this if you dont want to, and if i didnt tag you and you would like to do this tag go right ahead!)
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Have you seen the fights breaking out about your OT5 Spotify listeners post? Honestly it's better not to post anything comparing their numbers/careers because nobody can handle it.
personally, i think if one cannot speak well of others, one must not speak at all. unfortunately, there are some loud-mouthed, unwise, attention-seeking solo stans and now here we are..
i completely understand where your concern stems from. i have indeed read all the comments posted in each of the reblogs. i see you have chosen the pettiness as the highlight. but, i choose to see the complete picture instead, viz. ~85% of the reblogged posts talk about how proud they are for the achievements of each of our boys. The percentage was 99.99 before a petty solo stan shared their ill-informed opinion and got ridiculed for the same plenty already.. but, i would like to ignore that non-sense and tk this opportunity to give a special shoutout to those who have expressed support for ot5 solos instead -
@superlilomeganarry @shiningdistraction @bisexvalziam @marvelsziam @kaateriianav @please-dont-freak-out @starlightshine17 @beseeingyouinmydreams @ot5foreverandalways @ot5neverdies @soloziamwillbetheendofme @larryandziamasf @headedinamessidirection @lostwondergirl @kitteniall @starcracked @yourgoldenview @thekindofworld @so-i-like-1d @scholasticdreamer @myownsparknow @catp @ithinkimgonnawinthistime @zimlarni @millionlittlethings @ot5alwaysinmyheart @loulion @fenniferj @ecclxsiastes @hollands-spidey @be-my-tired-pony @foliealou @payneextrayne @s0l0liam @fireproofbroos @history-styles @realityoverconspiracy @aceddeca @softlyaziallie @babyhlouis @mcqdj @tomlitsons @bitch-ofthetimes @all4zayn @ripateotd @ihatelouis @roselirry @ihavenothingwittytoputhere @lostwondergirl @kingsofpeace @nialleritdidnthappen @betweenniallandharry @doitlikenialler @harrys @unoriginalloner @allwaswell16 @gothnerds @heisasstraightashishair @achoolou @liamftbear @nerds4life @gaynklegate @niallhoranisasecretfurby @alehndrah @fiddywhick @ohnoliam @tongue-in-cheek-901 @nofucksliam @ok-so-listen @aradicalinterpretationofthetext @stubbornlarrie @womanvevo @all4zayn @limazjm @reminiscingintherain
i do not despise the consequent gloating from solo liam stans.. after-all, there was indeed an undeniable lack of enthusiam within the fandom during liam’s solo debut. Liam’s spotify stats are impressive and one must let them have the spotlight as long as it lasts. anyone who thinks otherwise must re-watch Liam’s TXF audition and think twice about what level of success he truly deserves.
i would also like to highlight the fact that there are solo harry stans among those 85% rebloggers who despite being surprised at liam’s numbers, have expressed nothing but happiness for him, without putting down any of the lads. also, majority of solo liam stans did not speak ill of any of the other boys in their tags/comments..
And nah hun, dont try to pin the root of all this pettiness on my post bcoz a handful of solo stans have reblogged it to express thier own ugly opinions.. if you follow me, you must know i do not blog stuff to incite pettiness within the fandom. also pls note- i do not and will not let such bloggers and anonymous opinions to mould the nature of my posts ever. thanks for reaching out tho! cheers :)
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rules: answer these 85 statements & tag 20 people (20 people again gosh buddy)
tagged by @filipinope
the last:
1. drink: starbucks iced chai latte (it was free yeaa boii)
2. phone call: i scheduled a doctor’s appt. super exciting lol
3. text message: uuuh it was in trio mio group chat
4. song: city streets by skywide
5. time you cried: i think i cried in my sleep last night?? this is a regular occurrence
have you ever:
6. dated someone twice: i have dated like 2 people so no
7. kissed someone and regretted it: i don’t think so?? oh wait i have
8. been cheated on: nah
9. lost someone special: yeah it sucked
10. been depressed: haha yeah :u
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nah i am a CHAMP
favorite colors (in no particular order):
12. blue-gold
13. teal
14. turquoise
15: red velvet
16: amber
in the last year have you:
17. laughed until you cried: most likely, i have a tendency to be dramatic
18. found out someone was talking about you: probably but i always forget
19. met someone who changed you: for sure
20. found out who your friends are: yeah i think so
21. kissed someone on your facebook list: yeah
22. made friends: yeah and i wish we could hang more
23. fallen out of love: i don’t think i’ve been in love??
general:
25. what did you do for your last birthday: had a big crying fit and then went to olive garden with some friends
26. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: almost all of them but i don’t talk to 90% of them
27. do you have any pets: 2 dogs and 2 cats
28. what time did you wake up: 7:40 am
29. what were you doing at midnight last night: listening to TAZ while playing solitaire
30. name something you can’t wait for: graduation and being hella rich
31: what are you listening to right now: high by sir sly
32: have you ever talked to a person named tom: have i?? idek bro
33: something that’s getting on your nerves: being in charge of a shit club
34. do you want to change your name: i want to change the spelling but i dont think people would take it seriously
35. hair colour: black/ super dark brown
36. long or short hair: shortish
37. piercings: pierced ears but too poor to get the ones i want
38. tattoos: none atm but i want some
39. blood type: O+
40. nicknames: kratos and my last name
41. relationship status: single!
42. zodiac: capricorn
43. pronouns: she/her
44. most visited website: bing for them points
45. right or left handed: right-handed
46. surgeries: i got an implant in my arm? does that count?
47. sports: i was in color guard for 5 years but that is it
48. favorite tv show: silver spoon and opm
49. vacations: i haven’t been on a family vacation? we used to go to ny for thanksgiving and christmas to visit family
50. sneakers: vans, converse and some cheap ones from target
More general:
52. eating: gonna make some eggrolls
53. fave drink: water and sweet tea
54. what are you up to: ignoring my hw and thinking about those rolls
55. waiting for: graduation and lots of money and vacations
56. want: money (again), good health, and a nice cabin
57. get married: uh maybe? if not for love then for the tax benefits
58. career: i honestly don’t know :/ maybe i will work with plants or something
Which is better:
60. hugs or kisses:both pls
61. lips or eyes: both again
62. shorter or taller: taller but i like my fellow shorties
63. older or younger: older
64. nice arms or stomach: i need those ORMS
65. hook up or relationship: i want a hook up but i think i am too emotional
66. troublemaker or hesitant: i like troublemakers until they take it too far
Have you ever:
67. kissed a stranger: nah i wish
68. drank hard liquor: hm hm yes
69. lost glasses/contacts: i don’t lose my glasses i just forget to wear them
70. turned someone down: i think so
71. sex on the first date: ;v lol jk probably not
72. broken someone’s heart: maybe??
73. had your heart broken: too many times
74. been arrested: heck no and i hope it never happens
75. cried when someone died: every time
76. fallen for a friend: not really
Do you believe in:
77. yourself: sometimes but i am working on it
78. miracles: sure why not
79. love at first sight: maybe for other people but not for me
80. santa claus: i wanna believe bruh
81. kiss on the first date: that would be cute
82. angels: yeah
Other:
83. current best friend’s name(s): uuh too many
84. eye color: very dark brown
85. favorite movie: howl’s moving castle
this was long af! Here is whom I tag:
@hoplessjokekiller @rawryuki @acidicgumdrops @pretty-damn-eccentric @batghosts @lightningrodofhate @stankmccoy @queer-trash
and anyone else who wants to do it!
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