#i dont like kam

[crymeariveronceagain]

Keefe and Tam just being bros

Also maybe a hair competition

Keefe and Tam Hair Bro Headcanons? -t1sb

mmm yes

these two are idiots. hate each other for the longest time.

Something shifts, at some point, and one of them starts to notice how much they have in common. Maybe it's Tam singing a song Keefe likes to himself as he walks down the hallway. Maybe it's Keefe saying exactly what Tam was thinking in a meeting. Maybe it's them getting shoved into a situation where they have to get along. But whatever it is, they take a step towards each other, and then bam.

Bam.

This is friendship like no one else has ever seen it.

Fitz and Keefe were childhood friends, they based their friendship on liking the same things, going to the same school, all that jazz. As they got older, it took hard work to keep them on good terms, and their friendship took a lot of blows it couldn't absorb over the years. Keefe isn't great at communicating with Fitz, and Fitz is a wreck, who relies really heavily on his sister and on Sophie, more than he relies on Keefe. Mostly because Childhood friends aren't always the best adult friends. But Fitz and Keefe work at it, and their friendship survives, and gets stronger after Keefe starts dating Sophie, because Fitz finally figures out what the pain in his friend's eyes was.

But that's nothing like Keefe and Tam's friendship. They're a friendship of pure choice. It's a slow snowball effect into friendship, and the first time Keefe calls Tam when he wakes up screaming is the first night Tam realizes that he loves his friend. Like, really truly, wholly and platonically, he'd die for Keefe.

It's an odd character progression, but it's a good one. He talks his best friend through a panic attack, and Keefe's heavy breathing goes normal slowly. When Keefe hangs up, he realizes, almost wonderingly, that you can have two best friends.

Because Sophie's his best friend. He's known she is for years. She's been a constant support and someone he'd live and die for all at the same time. But there's a difference between that and how Tam is to him. First of all, he'd never want to kiss Tam like he wants to kiss Sophie. Second of all, Tam almost understands him in a different way. A way that boys understand boys, a straightforward, relatable, uncomplicated way. Just like girls understand girls, in a backhanded, complicated, fraught and dangerous way. Tam understood the workings of Keefe's mind like Fitz had, but stronger, almost.

Maybe it was just that Tam really, really, really tried to understand. Tried to meet him where he was at and say the right things. Keefe had noticed that. Tam was deliberate, with his words, and when he said something, he always thought it through and meant it.

Keefe could appreciate the honesty.

Tam invited Keefe over to Solreef, a lot, after Keefe had mentioned not liking his own house all that much. Tam hoped that Keefe didn't think it was pity. Keefe doesn't think it's pity. And besides, it's fun. There's food and laughter at Solreef, and there's his best friend. The third one he's ever had, one of the two he has right now, and it's great.

The two of them are idiots, together. They do stupid stuff, plan stupid escapades, throw things off of high places, climb trees and yell at each other. They're kids. They make each other feel like the kids they are, like the sixteen year olds they've always been. They don't have to grow up, be more than they are when they're around each other. What they are is enough.

There's inside jokes between them, and one of them is insulting each others' hair. The other always feigns horror, and it's just this funny routine the two of them do, and it's stupid and funny, and Sophie always rolls her eyes and Linh face palms and Biana laughs.

Tam really likes cooking, and Keefe is practically a pastry chef. They make first class food, and that's one thing the Keeper Crew really enjoys about Tam and Keefe getting along. Even when they're out on missions, the food is always amazing, and for some reason, it tastes better when two best friends work on it together.

Tam's been over to Keefe's house more times than Sophie has. Honestly, Keefe only really trusts Tam with being able to deal with the danger of being in his house. It's not that he trusts Tam more than Sophie, he just knows Tam can deal with hearing his father spit a few insults at him far better than Sophie can. Sophie would go on a murder streak. Tam just listens. Clenches his hands into fists. Watches his friend with a worried glance, but when Keefe doesn't talk about it, lets it slide. Tam knows exactly what it's like to love your parents but hate what they do to you.

Keefe went with Tam to Choralmere once. It was an experience, to say the least. Neither of them talk about how hard Tam's hands shook when he grabbed Linh's three books on Hydrokinesis she wanted, but was too afraid to go get herself. Neither of them talk about the broken glass of the family portrait that had clearly been on the floor of Linh's room for months.

Keefe does crack jokes about how bad Tam's hair looked in the pictures, though. Tam actually smiles, right as they leave. Miraculously, they managed to avoid his parents.

Honestly, Tam and Keefe getting over their hatred of each other was a huge step for both of them and self acceptance. Everything that they hated in each other was something they each hated in themselves, and to stop hating that in someone else made it harder to hate it in someone else. It made them better people, whether they wanted to or not, and the both of them love themselves more for loving each other.

#hehehe #i know i skipped the hair competition #kotlc #thanks for the ask! #kotlc keefe #keefe sencen #kotlc headcanon #kotlc headcanons #kotlc tam #tam song #sokeefe #not a kam post #i dont like kam #this is all platonic btw #when i say love i mean philia and agape just so you all are aware #storge and agape #english is SO STUPID #because when you say love #the connotation is romance #honestly i wish we had a language that let us distinguish between types of love #hair bros #kotlc tam and keefe are BEST FRIENDS #anyways #hope you enjoy!!!

[webginz]

i hate when men talk about "oh women have it so easy, on dating apps they gets flooded with messages, everyone always compliments them, if they need money they can make onlyfans and make so much money" LIKE BE FORREAL AND THINK WITH YOUR TINY BRAIN FOR ONE SECOND. even if this was all good and amazing (it isnt) this literally only applies to young, conventionally attractive women. so it isnt even "all women" its like a super small percentage..?

#you think its fun to be treated like an object? #i mean im ugly so i literally dont get tons of messages or compliments. or any at all really. #i dont care btw. bc my self worth isnt determined by others and i want to be seen as a human and not objectified #or only liked because of how i look. because thats heartbreaking #god... kam fr but esp the annoying 'male loneliness epidemic' ones and all the ones on reddit

[ackee]

patronizing a food place bc the owners are bahamian and i must make sure when i write kam, the food she eats must be 100% correct (also im just hungry)

#i havent had bahamian food since.. highschool maybe #ik what the average food is like BUT i think itd be fun to find some stuff i dont know yet.. for kam. etc #txt

[vshushmshu]

guys allies or enemies by the crane wives is literally so zim and dib coded. i’m right

#kam bol vishu #ITS LITERALLY THEM WDYYMMM #THEY GROW OLDER AND AT THE SAME TIME GROW TIRED OF GOING AT IT EVERY OTHER DAY #I DONT CARE ABT ZADF OR ZADR OR WHATEVER #I JUST NEED THEM TO REALIZE THAT MAYBE HATING EACH OTHER FOREVER ISNT GONNA LAST. FOREVER #IM CHRJRKFJHCKS #they are so dumb and i love them so much #invader zim #dib membrane #zim is so me coded btw i’ve said this ever since. #i’m like if he actually was self aware LMAO #yasss OwO rofl XD #….. #ill stop now

[kamil-a]

me when i got the "the tooth fairy isnt REAL why does my mom enjoy LYING to me she's being so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!" autism as a kid instead of the im literally a puppy doggie with fur and paws autism. or whatever the heart of it is

#which is wild bc anyone who knows me is like kam you believe in a lot of. no offense. WEIRD SHIT!!! #and like i do. the permeability of my truth membranes is strange and could be studied forever. #but when things dont pass it they DONT pass it. #textie

[camelspit]

So you know how I ran the ship poll for the kids? Planning to do a sequel to that with adult ships! Would be helpful if you told me which ships you wanted to see on it though!

#I want to know all the somewhat popular ones #I know ill forget some and #I cant really do this like I did the kids one #I dont think #Finitar and tiertice def on there already #With dellivy and quinalden #But more would be helpful! #Might do thr winner of this vs kam #For ultimate champion #Kotlc

[niishi]

I not only had a sexy Zoro dream but it was an altogether strawhats dream too and we went on a vacation together.. it was so.much fun... zoro and I shared an Airbnb room and made beautiful love. and Franky carried me around by my hands like I was a kid and I directed him like I was a mech pilot and made him shoot imaginary missiles at Sanji. I made him shoot everyone actually except for luffy.

#zoro and i were lowkey dating but we didnt talk about it to anyone #there was a part in my dream where i said something that made him lol so hard and it was so cute #i had to wear his clothes too bc i cpuldnt find my own suitcase #first i was shooting everyone besides liffy with Frankys gun(imaginary) and then i shot a missile at zoro bc i was flirting #and he was like heyyyy ! but then i shot sanji with 2 missiles #and that made zoro laugh #and then i said “but dont shoot luffy bc i love him” and robin was like “thats so real” #it was such a vivid dream im shook i cant believe I was allowed to hang out with the strawhats #we went grocery shopping together for out vacation #and we all took like a flying bus train to get to the place we were staying #kam was there too snd i was being his wingman for sanji but i was so focused on zoro #that i hardly remember what they were up to

[dandyshucks]

something that makes me laugh when I actually take a second to think about it is that when we (system) are unsure who is fronting and care about figuring it out then one of the newer questions we'll ask ourselves is "how do i feel about guz.ma from pokemon right now" SBDHDHJSSKL

IF THERE'S FEELINGS OF SWOONING THEN THAT'S ME. if there isnt then it's literally any other part of the brain SBDHDNMSL

#ITS SO FUNNY THAT THATS A THING THAT WORKS. I AM UNWELL FOR THAT MAN I STG #LIKE. Chase will go ''yeah I'd hit that'' but not feel anything more #Parsley thinks they'd have fun committing crimes together SBFHJSL #a couple of the kiddos do think he'd be a fun caregiver/paternal type figure fjfkdl they're like yeah he'd give great hufs #hugs* #and i go yes he absolutely would ur so right. he'd give phenomenal hugs absolutely #and theres like threee? parts that still dont understand tech and fandom very well so they have no thoughts abt him at all fhfkdl #idk what Kam and Lake think ... looks over at them. eyes emoji. DBDBDJL #''he's fine.'' says the lesbian flatly. Lake gives a noncommittal answer LMAO thats fair thats fair ... #ANYWAYS this is a silly post but fjdksl it makes me laugh that this is a thing apparently LOL #dandy.cmd

[society-is-rotten]

Women help, what do i do to not let this ruin my day?

I fucking hate public transportation in the rush hour because the infrastructure here is shit and that means having to be in a cramped space with so many creeps SO MANY.

I live two cities away from my uni and i have to wait for the bus at 5:30 to get here on time for my 8:00 am class. There is no getting around it.

And today in that lapse of time, those three hours i have had THREE CREEPS do something to make me uncomfortable TWO of them fucking touched me in some way. Im angry so very angry but i can't anymore, it drains me i just want to be left in peace. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

#Rant #Radfem #womyn #rage #kam #This is just So discouraging #I genuinely like my major and i dont want to be in a shit mood every day coming to class #The worst part of this is that I've been thinking that when i graduate i will be the boss of this genre of men and i dont know how i feel #About that. Im an architecture major and here misogyny is rampant #And poverty too #And the combimation of ignorance and misogyny (if one doesn't outright cause the other) is such a dreading prospect to live with #Everyday for the rest of mu career #And this extends to professors too but i digress #The future is bleak honestly #Woman #harrassment #tw: harrasment

[puckgoodfaggot]

trying to figure out how observant i want to be wrt chametz in the house >:/

#i planned to bake a lot more so i'd use up all my flour #but i didnt have time #so im not throwing it all away #but i also dont have like #a place in my studio apartment where i can hide it away like some folks do #maybe i will just put it in the hall and hope my neighbor doesnt think im weird #kam does judaism

[itheume]

i walk out of paint tool sai shaking and rattling and gripping my tablet pen before walking Right back in there

#arting #( ' wow kam what a weird hour to post it's 3 in the morning ' i gotta paint four things by one o clock this afternoon #let's get it crew !! #might post all of them as i finish them actually because i didnt post anything this weekend i dont think #named it children of the atom but i have to pretend the entire time that i dont know what f/llout is #like yeah ;) the words children of the atom mean Nothing to me it's chill it's fine ) #( mmmm #unsure of how to tag this because the figure is definitely Nude but nothing is really ;; identifiable #like mmmmmmm mmm you can scroll past this in public definitely esp because it's so clearly Art but like #hm #i won't tag it for now ;;; ;; but i might come back and do so later if someone in the reblogs tags it like that ;; if i get any reblogs ) #( oH i should actually definitely tag #scopophobia // #ok. alright )

[ackee]

<- forced to vaguepost on tumblr instead 😔

#ANYWAY. this person always sends me art wips. then i reply. and they dip. until next week or w/e when they have a new art wip #we've known each other some time now but any convo weve had is like. 4 replies long. #they always message me first but never... continue the convo!? #so this time they send an art wip and im determined to reply way more and see where the convo ends up. they tell me abt their oc they sent #then go 'omg i wanna see her in your style' like. okay. #i dont mind this but its not like they want a comm or even an art trade. im up to both. but just. Draw My Oc #theyre an artist themselves and a good one at that (they do 3d models) so its like why are you here tryna get free art outta me ?! #i dont even know you like that.. and would have done it if i Did. now im just not replying LOLLLL ANYWAY! #back to drawing kam #txt

[kamil-a]

no but yurology post aside i bumped into vivi stay end while trying to find her bad end and i forgot its Literally Like I Don't Think I'm Even Exagerating 'this is a pure world for only girls' / 2 girls loving each other = a safe haven of 'childhood' so you can close your eyes to the 'dirty, adult' world of 'romance (men)'. literally joking that stupid boys think their ~play~ is something dirty but theyre literally just gonna go play with dolls and stuffed animals in vivi's room. but they DO say i love you and are gay enough to be explicitly homophobe'd at so who can say if the representation is good or not.

anyway i need the yurologist to talk about the yuri genre concept of 'pure / innocent love between women' and if it's good or bad or what

#alice : BOYS DONT UNDERSTAND IT #me: BEEF STROGANOFF????? #in 3 years qr grew into ''wlw relationships are just practice till you get a proper bf..... not that ill approve any boy for you! eyyy'' #guess were 2gether 5ever <3 #thoughtful honking #kam YOU read a lot of yuri arent YOU a yurologist. well. yeah but i ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm read more yuri where the ladies ummmmmmmmmmmmm fuck. #and i dont like. have good takes on homophobia w/in yuri author communities because im usually not thinking very analytically.

[peachjooce]

aaah i just stumbled on your blog and i saw you liked tott!! do you have any top ships from there or are the cast of characters just cute? valid both ways, i love tott and cam was one of my favorite bachelors 🥲🥲

i dont have any strong feelings about any specific tott pairings tbh, they're all equally cute to me. i read this really adorable kana/georgia fic a long time ago and it still stands as one of my favorites though, i would definitely recommend it! u///u

#txt #bluebell squad remains as number one in my heart #i dont wanna sound too corny but like... i love their friendship dynamic ok T_T #also excellent taste anon i love kam too <3

[piplupod]

the one good thing i guess if i can even take something away from all this. is that it makes me understand why Chase exists and why he is Like That. no fucking wonder. so i guess that's something. understanding brain is good sometimes 🥲👍

#and his art as well. ah. control and venting. okay. cool #roundtable stuff #idk if the art is healthy but like. at least he is not doing shit to other ppl. and it doesnt seem to be making us worse so 🤷 #im too tired to rly pick this apart but i know if i dont think abt it now then it'll all be wiped from my memory by tomorrow #desperately clinging to it rn to sort it out to come to some kind of decent understanding before Kam takes it all away from me #im so tired of losing memories lmao. i understand why its necessary but good lord it is so upsetting #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[niishi]

Sanji heads like Sanji bc of who he is but play moralistic performances simply so ppl won't call them out. "I like him but I hate *every canon thing about him*" you don't like him then.... or you do but you're scared that if you say it some weirdo online is gonna be like "call out for @/sanjisscabies they said they LIKE Sanji, NOT excluding his canon character traits, which is an inexcusable sin" like stfu y'all are annoying. just make oc's..... like you could literally just stan Duval instead.

#sanji stans are easily some of the most annoying ppl in the entire fanbase #dudebros have absolutely nothing on them #id rather be around 100000 dudebros than any one sanji stan thats not kam #i cant imagine watching a show and being like... i like nothing about this character but theyre my favorite :) #u guys only like him for yaoi #have fun and be free and everything but god i dont want to be exposed to this anymore #sorry to keep griping about this same thing #its autism