#i don’t even like yall fr

[ryukatters]

Hi everyone! It’s been a while but it’s been brought to my attention (luv u u know who u r) that one of my fics has been copied and uploaded to Wattpad without my permission. I’m pretty sure this person did the same to many authors based on all their posts. I’ve tried reaching out to the person to take it down but they just deleted my comment. Please report them if you can!

Link to the stolen fic on wattpad

#the one time i don’t put a disclaimer to not repost my stuff is when it happens but?? #like…please don’t steal #I don’t even know how to use wattpad fr yall i literally just made an account last night to see it

[photmath]

I’m sobbing, clutching my pillow, I’m thinking about Jude Bellingham’s success at Real Madrid at 20. Thinking about how I genuinely thought he’d only play a little bit but since his preseason start it was almost a no-brainer that he needed to start somewhere in that line and that 10 spot ended up being that sweet spot.

No me puedo creer bro. He plays on Real Madrid! NO ES LA REALIDAD. And so many people just know him for being hot and have no idea that’s he’s so good too?? Him also just being English and stepping into a league that English players had rarely gone to, insane

#I drank one margarita… #sorry yall my head is spinning #let me take my ass to sleep #margarita was good though 😔✊🏼 #it just drank me instead #bdo cuándo?? #he contributes so much too #like even if he’s having a ‘stinker’ he’s out there defending and trying to close up the space for the opponents 😔 #I love a player who contributes #don’t even have to score fr

[krash-and-co]

can i just mention here, it is not show fan vs book fan, at least from me? i know a large amount of my followers came from the show and i absolutely love yall. it was never meant to be anyone against anyone, and i sincerely apologize if that happened. (well, it has, im seeing it, and it makes me absolutely sick.) i don’t know how it turned into this. i do not hate ANYONE for coming from the show. period. i don’t even know where that came from. i can’t stress enough how much i love you guys.

i dont hate any of yall, i don’t want yall to hate everyone either. everything has blown so out of control and we’ve been very misunderstood; im not going to try and explain my claim again here as that is not the purpose of this post, but we’ve been very misunderstood and that led to more misunderstanding and it’s one big spiral of pure hate that we had absolutely zero intentions of starting. i did not post online to say ‘i hate you.’ i did not message on discord to say ‘i hate you.’ because i don’t. and i never meant for you guys to think that, and if you do, im sorry.

#the last thing i want is you guys to think i hate you cuz it couldn’t be more true #the only people i hate are the ones being huge assholes in the comments of posts about this subject and trust me if you’re them you KNOW #and i don’t mean those who say they disagree. that is not being an asshole #there’s like. three people that’s it #and there’s no question about who they are if you’ve seen it #trust me on that one. nobody else #we do not all need to agree but the hate is absolutely out of control #and to the people who don’t agree with what we said but said so respectfully ILYSM #MY HEROES FR #along with even more of yall lol a large percentage of you guys were so unbelievably kind i almost cried #lockwood and co

[satorubi]

can’t believe i gotta come on here to say this, but i promise you, eren calling his significant other ‘mama’ is not gonna kill you. I PROMISE IT WONT LAY YOU OUT I SWEARRRR 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

‘mama’ is literally used as a nickname or pet name in MANY cultures. not just the black community, so that pairing alone is strange to me. y’all sound more stereotypical than the people y’all are accusing of being stereotypical….

#.ꕤ. saturn is revolving + #i don’t understand why everyone is picking and choosing #it’s never anything more than a lil flava… #so don’t go posting and talking about us giving him ‘niggacore’ cause wtf is even that #TF IS EVEN NIGGA CORE YALL ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ #that don’t even sound right like ?????? #PLS BE FR

[sweetcitrusboi]

Watching gaming dudebros have full-on heart attacks and stroking out over tasm2 not winning or any of their basic ass shooting games and running around talking about how “nobody played Alan Wake 2 or BG3” when in fact a shitload of people did play both games and yall refuse to branch out and play other games and yall live in a bubble of just Fortnite, Cod, and other games just like it, and now you’re going out of your way to be unhinged individuals online about it instead of showing good sportsmanship and congratulating the amazing games and teams behind them that did win an award.

#also I’m like the biggest spiderman fan out there but ofc bg3 sweep had to come through but even im not sitting here screaming over tasm2 #i feel like dudebros crying about their games not winning when they single handedly refuse to interact in fandom spaces and support content #is the main reason why ur games didn’t win bc y’all don’t interact with anything outside of the game #it was the dedicated fanbases and the ppl who loved these companies and the actors/writers/producers/etc tht got their deserved awards #bc they actually care !!! #yall don’t gaf about anything outside of just gameplay yall sit in isolated bubbles and act like every other game is “mid” and non existent #bc u refuse to interact and yalls weird thing with specific genre games tht I won’t get into rn bc tht will go into weird masculinity play #in gaming spaces but #stop being weird ass adults online bc your game didn’t win #just saw a shit load of comments admitting they “weren’t voting” for anything while pissing bc bg3 got goty like make it make sense???? #don’t call something mid or bash the va who rightfully got an award when u showed no support for ur game #like looking at half of these tweets and corny ass dramatic reaction videos by grown ass men is embarrassing #I’m so glad that I’m an actually a well adjusted adult bc I couldn’t be acting like some of yall fr #bg3 #alan wake 2 #goty 2023

[cancerian-woman]

are you ever going to write a Kennett fic?

I might if I feel up to it. I’d have to be in a Kennett mindset though and I don’t even read their fics anymore rn. I am pro-Bonnie’s non-canon ship that is one ship I stay away from now because it’s became a secondary ship to KC, especially on ao3 or in other spaces. When it comes to looking for newer content. You can’t have Kennett w/out KC and I prefer my Bonnie ships to actually be about her and not because Caroline needs a bestfriend/fix-it-witch at her disposal. Bonnie’s more than that.

Thank you for the ask! 💜💜

#ship whatever makes you happy 💜 respectively #buuuuut i don’t like how yall just use Bonnie or kennett just so Caroline gets to keep Bonnie in her orbits. #you don’t even like Bonnie fr you just want her there for care’s benefit 😭 #but i just need to get back into KB fics by Bonnie fans and I’d be cool lol #kennett #Kol Mikaelson #Bonnie Bennett #the vampire diaries #tvd #dria responds

[bluebipples]

i think it’s really funny and ironic that tumblr is so happy abt the gay pirate show being cancelled that they’re completely ignoring the absolute insane insider trading scandal abt the warner bros ceo that’s been dragged up specifically because he cancelled the gay pirate show. like yall are always ‘ah i hate corporations agh i hate how film never gives us rep’ until representation you don’t like gets cancelled then you’re like fuck yeah this makes sense

#I’m slowly growing to hate a majority of tumblr users #our flag means death #ofmd #like I don’t know or care about why yall hate this show I’m gonna be so fr #because I think most millennial ass tumblr users are becoming boomer-esque in their criticism #mind you I’ve never even watched it like lmao #if you don’t like a show u can just. do that yknow #instead of being weird about it lmao

[mad-scientist-showdown]

Stein is losing T-T. But lemme add to the propaganda

He literally put a screw through is head that literally reorganized his thoughts bc he was so mad. And this was before the black blood. After which he got even more mad

.

#i am THIS close to entering a soul eater — and specifically stein — phase bc of yall #like ​i never really thought about him farther than ‘yeah he’s pretty swag’ and i chose him as the mascot on a whim bc he fits the mad #scientist archetype. but he’s starting to become my blorbo fr and i don’t even remember anything from soul eater #soul eater #mad scientist propaganda #not scientist showdown #mad scientist showdown

[starlooove]

ok I'm NOT much of a DC reader but your dukeblogging has convinced me. but do you have a reading list (DC has more crises than I do. it's intimidating) by any chance

YEAHAHSJS

Ok so like Im not a REAL dc blogger so I don’t really have my own reading list; I basically focus heavily on black characters across the board and then dive into wherever they’re from but I usually use other reading lists to do it and go at my own (slow ass) pace. For DC i started fandom only and then moved on to actually reading comics which is why my opinions are so strong there bc I KNOW WHAT YALL ARE LIKE!

Sorry but now for Duke specifically I KNOW there’s a specifc blogger who’s list I followed down to the T but I cannot remember their url rn so here’s a list/chart that has like. Listings for him specifically

That’s mostly to follow timeline but for me I think to get his character down u could do all star Batman, Batman and the signal, the outsiders, WAR and then branch out from there (but also saying this as someone who’s read most of it so like maybe I’m biased and missing or forgetting smth). I’m sorry if this isn’t helpful but as SOON as I find that reading list I’m posting it bc I swear I literally went down that list one by one.

Edit: the tags are part of the answer but I ran out of room so post tags;

- tbh when it comes down to it I personally try to absorb character by character and then put them all together at the end; it’s what I’m currently doing with green arrow (I know it’s been months y’all don’t call paw patrol I’m STUPID) and my plan for moving forward but also fully acknowledging this sucks as a way to interact with other established fans however. Other established fans have proven to be racist and misunderstand characterization and character interaction on a fundamental level SOMETIMES (BC y’all get mad) bc they’re so focused on their faves so in conclusion If I don’t find the specific lists I used I’d get them from stan blogs and then be careful cause u know everyone’s using their faves BEST comics so just remember this is what THEY think is the best or most accurate Interpretation and u don’t have to agree (RR the road home and YJ98 sorry to be shitting on them again. Not even them but how ppl read them. Diff story tho)

-but also despite me obviously shitting on certain characters runs or interpretations I think the best thing you could do is give everyone a fair chance. Blank slate in ur mind if ur JUST starting and see where u go from there but also remember to check ur biases and think about WHY certain things get included or retconned or explained away bc that’s where a lot of ppl falter in thinking their fave is just misunderstood or smth.

FOUND THE LIST sorry this has been in and out for the drafts while searching so in conclusion FR;

I hope this helped but I think I sound insane just please read these <3

#Oh I assumed u meant Duke reading list specifically #if more general Im a older era kinda man so shit like YJ….yj98. sorry yeah #i shit on it but I’m ALLOWed #NTT PLEASE READ NTT ALL OF IT LIL OUTFATED IN CERTAIN ASPECTS BUT PLEAAAAASE #sorry im so scattered on like timeline shit bc I literally just read integrate in my psyche and move on #like watching a show or smth i don’t remember episode names but I can tell you how it made me feel 💔 #Yall Im the worst to ask for anything specific for ask my mutuals my memory is SHIT #im just gonna tell u how I got into it fr #i went to like specific character fans and literally asked for their personal reading lists for that specific character #and then i read through em (slow as hell mind you) and formed MY opinion from there #pros with this is if ur character driven and wanna flesh each person out fully before u interact with their dynamics as a whole this is 👍🏾 #and u get small personal relationships that aren’t really spoken about when it’s the whole fam there (1)8 #(which is actually pretty rare like do not be fooled u don’t get the whole bat family storming in usually) #shit like tim and cass pre Jason revival fucking shit up with Helena #or steph and tim being the most toxic 13 yr olds you’ll ever find etc. #cons if ur memory’s like mine it’s GOING to fuck up timeline for u #like finding out bludhaven was being bombed and dick was having the WORST time of his life while Jason’s doing his red hood shit? changed m #‘where was bruce while tim was being tied up and almost assaulted?!’ he was dead! kind of!! #also genuinely get happy batfam outta ur head they have their moments there IS love there but going in with the view of a normal family #dynamic is gonna be worse overall. if u want happy family times honestly even more recent heinous shit like Gotham war has them more #familial than most other things even if it’s just to fuck it up. I’m never gonna Rec WFA but if ur gonna read it read smth with Duke and #Damián before that please. #ALSOOOOO as a prev fandom only remove everything from tim and Damian specifically from ur mind these bitches are lying #tim is fun and interesting when u approach him newly. finding everytime he drinks a cup of coffee is gonna drive u insane #YEAH THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY don’t let what u already ‘know’ impact how u read #timeline wise dynamics wise etc. walk in with a fresh pair of eyes bc imo that’s how u get to fully appreciate characters like Duke #SMTH U DO NEED TO KEEP IN MIND IS THE BIGOTRY! there will be in world explanations for why x is not misogyny and racism. we as readers #need to be able to dissect that and discuss it genuinely. like so much of tims first meeting with Damian or all of Stephanie in Gotham war #or even killing off Orpheus has in world things that make ‘sense’ but like we do with Catalina Flores #we use our critical thinking. actually smth i ALWAYS can talk about is the racism like that’s where my memory serves me ALWAYS

[astranva]

why do most of you bring yourselves down when you send anon asks? your request isn’t stupid. your rant isn’t boring. your random thought isn’t annoying.

#fr i always feel like i want to hug you #it’s always those who DEMAND a request that are shameless and pressuring #i don’t even do yall any justice with the amazing concepts you send in because i’m usually too busy to write #but i love you #you’re not annoying #thank you for trusting me with your thoughts

[ithinkiveforgottenaboutyou]

FUNNY STORY BY EMILY HENRY IS OUT TODAY

I NEED TO GO TO THE BOOK STORE NOW

#emily henry is fr my fav author #right behind bea ofc #bea > emily henry #but omg happy place is SO ME #like it’s crazy how ME it is #yall don’t even understand #if you ever read a book by her #read happy place cause OMFG #it’s a bit slow at first but i can’t even #but if you love like lovey dovey type shit #then read beach read #gus the man you are 🤭🤭🤭🤭 #“when i watch you sleep #i feel so overwhelmed that you exist #WHAT LIKE GORL #GIMME NOW

[pink-anonymous-person]

thank you for the 107 followers! 🩷

i’m seriously grateful for every like, reblog, comment, and new follower! your support means the world to me, and i can't thank you enough ^^

i wanted to do a little celebration of sorts so feel free to drop an art request and i’ll do my best to draw it! i can do OCs , oc x canon , oc x oc! leave ur requests in my ask box 🩷✉️ 📪 (please keep it sfw because i don’t want to get shadowbanned again lol)

and also please know that, even i may be slow at posting due to irl and work i will still keep delivering and bringing you more drawings. so stay tuned!

#pink.anony.textpost #auggh wowie there’s a lot of you who seem really cool and nice that i havent followed back #bcos im being really picky about whats on my dash atm jfhdg;; #but pls know i consider all of u as my mutuals !! #and i totally go bounces up and down so fast n does happy hands whenever i see yall in my notes fr <33 ✨ #i know theres like 10 of you here are active but i appreciate every notes and tags 🩷 #thank you everyone for hanging out on my blog and liking my stinky and indulgent drawings #it really means the world! #even tho i can be quiet and i don’t really talk to anyone but i appreciate all of u 🩷 (im just an awkward introvert so i apologise for that

[tonyee]

FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE BITCH IM A SCHOLAR!!

#everyone’s so nice and my first class was so fun 🤩 #school even passed out free donuts yall this school was fr made for me #this is saur much better and discover university #I FEEL LIKE A GROWN UP!!! AAAAAAA #tonya talks tew much #y’all ​don’t know how long of a journey it’s been to get here I’m so happy eeeee

[norrizzandpia]

We’ve seen rabid lado’s girlfriend but what about rabid Lando about his girlfriend

Hi hello welcome back to the universe of feral!reader

Y/n’s Biggest Fangirl (Lando’s Biggest Fangirl Part 3) (LN4)

Summary: A look into the times when Lando was feral for his own girlfriend.

Warnings: suggestive comments, language, the drivers being scared and nervous for the sanity of lando and y/n, Alex says “kms” once and its very loosely used plz don’t do anything like that ever ty

Note: Here are the links to the other parts! Part 1 Part 2 also there is no face claim for this its just blonde, faceless women but you can imagine anyone <3

landonorris if i speak….

Comments:

y/nnn oh! so j to fill everyone in, i sent this to him (one of my friends took it on a girls night) he responded back with some very… um… not safe for work messages

- Mclarensgirly leak them.

- landonorris she leaks them and my entire career is ruined fr

- f1fan2024 y/n. leak. them.

- y/nnn guys. yall know how crazed i am but even i wont leak these texts.

- Mclarensgirly 😟

- f1fan2024 🤨📸

oscarpiastri you are aware this is your MAIN insta account right?

- landonorris yes.

mclaren calling the psych ward brb

—

landonorris who wants to guess where i wish my hand was

Comments:

oscarpiastri THIS IS YOUR MAIN FUCKING INSTA ACCOUNT

danielricciardo mate…

maxverstappen man wtf im just trying to enjoy my winter break

- f1fan34 MAX 😭

y/nnn lando i sent this picture to you out of kindness….

- landonorris and you think I’d do what with it??? Keep it in my camera roll??

y/b/f_username there’s something off balance in your brain but im happy you know how hot your girlfriend is 🔫

- landonorris SMOKIN. DROP DEAD. MOUTH WATERING. DELICIOUS. EXQUISITE. GODDESS. BEAUTIFUL. STUNNING. GORGEOUS. GOURMET.

- y/nnn why am i a meal

- landonorris cause i wanna eat you up

- alexalbon this interaction has made me want to rip my skin off #vomiting 🙁

—

landonorris mommy

Comments:

alexalbon #kms

- oscarpiastri #😟

- danielricciardo #maininstaaccount

- landonorris #mygfishot

y/nnn alr babe that’s enough screen time for you today

- landonorris no <3

mclaren can we live?

Mclarensgirly uh…..

- op81andln4 ok but like… i want him to call me mommy

- Mclarensgirly that’s weird (I’d kill for him to call me mommy)

- oscarpiastri see what you’ve done landonorris?

- landonorris I don’t see a problem.

- maxverstappen GET THIS MAN TO THE ER JESUS CHRIST

—

landonorris prettier than the Trevi Fountain 🫶🏻

Comments:

y/nnn i got the notification he posted, got terrified, then opened it and my heart warmed ☺️

- Mclarensgirly HER INSTA NOTIFS ARE ON FOR HIM 🤭

- landonorris so are mine for her tf

mclaren this works

- landonorris I’ll be back at it again soon dw

- oscarpiastri i will never get a chance to experience what true peace feels like.

F1fan2024 get you a man who will call you mommy and prettier than the trevi fountain on separate occasions in the span of a week

alexalbon i like this one!

- landonorris that’s my gf back off bitch.

- alexalbon damn.

y/nnn dw guys i just sent him another pic of me getting ready to go out with the girls

- landonorris BARK BARK

- danielricciardo #whereisthenearestbombshelter

- maxverstappen #itsover

- oscarpiastri #landomakesmescared

- landonorris #youwishyouwereme❤️

#mclaren #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #f1 fic #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris fanfic #lando norris fluff #lando norris imagines #lando norris fic #lando x reader #lando imagine #lando norris #lando norris x you #lando norris edit #lando norris fanfiction #lando norris oneshot

[beiasluv]

red, white, blue | l. sargeant (2)

a/n: I blame tiktok again…

ynalbon replied to logansargeant’s story

ynalbon: they are so ugly

ynalbon: I need 😭

: talking abt me or the sweater?

ynalbon: 😳😳

ynalbon: *professionally

: loll

: btw heard you’re visiting soon

ynalbon: yessirr

: alright

: see ya

ynalbon: 👍

ynalbon 2h

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f1gossips

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f1gossips Yn Albon spotted at the paddock today with her brother and fans!

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username omg??? THE STORY?

username fav albon is in the house 🤭

username gurl you did not

username so anyone saw that never have I ever…

username LOGAN AND YN??

username What’s HAPPENING

username Logan????? 😦

username I could NOT be making up the way he looks at her in the story

username I KNOEW RIGHT

username yall know he’s wearing a damn sunglasses 💀

username LOGAN CAN YOU FIGHT

: dudeee

oscar: what’d you do?

: i think she hates me

oscar: Logan.

: Alex was pulled off so I offered to walk her back to the motorhome

: and she posted me on her story

: and tagged me???

oscar: so you just went on a walk with her

: and she replied with 👍 to my pick up line

oscar: the sweater one?

oscar: I mean

oscar: Alex seemed chill about it 🤷‍♂️

: that’s because he DOESNT know

oscar: simp

: I’m not

oscar: simp

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ynalbon

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ynalbon he’s 27 and I still go to watch him play 🫶

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lilymhe we love a supportive sister ❤️❤️

ynalbon ikrrr 😚

alex_albon *professionally

ynalbon understandable

username Eyes. Logan 😩

username somebody tell logan that it is illegal to look at yn like that 😭

username YN FOR THE GIRLIESSS

username GOD BLESS AMERICAAA 🦅🦅🦅

username so does he approves??

username when’s the wedding😩

ynalbon

liked by logansargeant, landonorris and 43,261 others

ynalbon hi nyc 🗽

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username lando??

username tell me something I don’t knowww

username SHE’S IN USA 🦅🦅🦅

username USA USA USA 🇺🇸

username where’s Logan.

logansargeant 25m

reply

oscar: you finally did it huh

: a win is a win 🔥

oscar: Finally.

oscar: when is it happening then?

: idk man

: end of this week? month?

oscar: best of luck to you then🫡

: 🫡

logansargeant

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logansargeant great to be back in the keys

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ynalbon it’s giving animal crossing

logansargeant whatever that is 🫡

ynalbon you don’t know animal crossing? 😭

username heartbeenbrokesomanytimesdontknowwhattobelive

username ITS HAPPENINF YALL

username that’s very American of you, Logan. Now propose 😠

username y'all need to calm down 😭

username what’s that??

username even Fred is here 😭

landonorris 26m | alex_albon 3m

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logsnsargeant 42m | lilymhe 13m

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ynalbon

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ynalbon god bless America ❤️

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username justice for Alex 💀

the ending is shit but it is what it is 😔

I’m gonna start doing taglist fr now so lmk if you wanna be added

— @jsjcue @namgification

edit: pt.2

any interaction would be greatly appreciated 🫶 today’s a good day to take care of yourself!

#formula 1 #f1 imagines #f1 x reader #f1 #f1 fanfic #lando norris x reader #logan sargeant #logan sargent x reader #logan sargeant imagine #williams racing #alex albon #alex albon x reader #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri #oscar piastri smau #f1 smau #f1 imagine #ferrari

[midnightwriter21]

demon slayer hcs: douma & akaza as boyfriends

characters: fem!reader x douma, akaza

warnings: implied death, nsfw themes (no actual smut)

DOUMA

god he’s so fine for what

first off douma has trouble understanding human emotions

and dawg prefers to eat women

so the fact that y’all are dating??

ur special fr fr

you are so spoiled

douma = sugar daddy

u have one of his followers from his cult following u around and taking care of any and everything that u want

u mention seeing something in a store that u liked?

douma will have it before the end of the day

you’re like a little doll to him

he enjoys dressing you up in the cutest outfits, experimenting with different hairstyles, and playing with your makeup

teases the hell outta u

he thinks your reactions are amusing

especially when u do that cute little pout

or the puppy dog eyes

and don’t even get me started on when he makes u upset

he LOVES that shit

he always makes it up to you tho

but let a member of his cult tease you? or make u upset??

there will be hell to pay

he’ll take their head clean off their shoulders right then and there

won’t even bat an eye

so touchy

glued to u

ur sitting in his lap during cult meetings

he’s holding ur hand

he’s got an arm thrown around ur shoulders

he’s running his nails up and down ur arms so he can watch u shiver and get goosebumps

ur mad at him? maybe yelling at him abt something?

not anymore

he’s got his hands on ur face and he’s squishing ur cheeks so u can’t talk

thinks ur expressions are adorable

now douma sounds like a great boyfriend so far

but this man is MEAN

low key only keeps u around because u entertain him

i mean he’s been alive for so long and experienced so much

mans gets bored

BUT!!

if yalls relationship miraculously progresses past this

he’s turning u into a demon

that way u can stay with him forever

and he’ll never get bored of u

how could he when ur the first person to actually make him understand emotions?

especially an emotion as complex as love <3

but his true nature

comes out in the bedroom

dawg is EVIL

100% will make u cry

humiliation!!!

he’s a biter

ofc he is

idk somethin abt seeing his marks on you rly gets him goin

biting down just enough to leave a mark but not to break skin

yeah

id let him step on me

AKAZA

best boyfriend ever

no harm will ever come to u

protective asf

ur nocturnal at this point

bc ain’t no way ur leaving the house without akaza

so u gotta wait til it’s nighttime so he can come with u wherever ur going

such a gentleman ong

he’s holding ur hand to make sure u don’t get separated in crowds

or he has a hand on the small of ur back to guide u while u walk

he’s pulling ur chair out for u to sit down

he’s holding doors open for u

brings u flowers all the time

instead of looking for that blue spider lily for Muzan?

he’s picking u a bouquet of wildflowers

gonna get his ass kicked for that by muzan but oh well

100% the bf that’ll slow dance w u in the rain

with no music

ugh he’s such a romantic

god he loves u so much

and he makes sure u know it

words of affirmation!! all the time!!!

now

he’s a sweetie

but y’all ever heard that one phrase

and it’s like

gentleman in the streets freak in the sheets?

mhm that’s him

dude strong as fuck

and his STAMINA?

babe u are worn out

so many rounds

so many positions

u can’t keep up

ain’t no way i’m sorry

but the aftercare is on point

when he’s done puttin u through the ringer

he’s drawing u a bath

and making sure u drink some water cause u lost a fuck ton of bodily fluids i’m sorry

gross

cuddle bug!!

and the pillow talk!!

he’s the best

i love him sm

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