#i did 28 of these. i have my work cut out for me 😳

[fluffatron9001]

nobody understand bees boy and raybans the way i do </3

#art #doodle #teen titans #teen titans 2003 #beast boy #robin #bbrob #tw blood #i did 28 of these. i have my work cut out for me 😳

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

Thank you sm for tagging me @honeymuck !!!!

🖋 - Do you have/want any tattoos?

I do want tattoos !! But I’m indecisive and constantly changing so I’m terrified that I’ll get something and find it cringe in a year

💚 - What’s your favourite colour?

Celestial Blue !

🍕 - What’s the last food you ate?

Peri Peri chicken

🕰 - What time is it where you are rn?

7:30pm

🌟 - What is your zodiac sign?

I’m a Gemini bitch

🌍 - What’s your favourite accent?

In my country? Manchester. Over all? Probably Spanish /Italian. I have a friend from Cuba and a few Italian friends and I love just listening to them talk

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

Like SOOOOO many. I’m clumsy af. I have one of my arm from when I tripped over MY OWN FEET and fell into my cork board and somehow managed to wedge a push pin FULLY into my arm

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

INFP

🥀 - Favourite animated movie?

Anastasia. I’m wearing the necklace rn.

📺 - Favourite show?

1960’s Batman. Adman west is funny as shit.

😂 - Are you ticklish?

If anyone attempts to tickle me I’d punch them

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Yeah but only for a massive party that I get to plan without question.

😳 - Do you like your name?

Yeah it’s chill. It used to be super uncommon but now it’s super popular so my 10 year old sister has like 4 friends with the name. I prefer to shorten it for gender reasons.

💙 - What colour is your room?

Fuxkin beige. My parents refuse to let me paint it because we don’t own the house.

🤓 - How did you get your name?

My mum has worked in childcare my whole life and she straight up stole it from this girl she looked after in nursery.

🎓 - When did/when do you graduate?

Two years left of uni after this may!

🍄 - Do you have/want any piercings?

I have two super basic lobe piercings. I want a MILLION MORE. I want a nose piecing as well. Alas I go to university and therefore am broke as fuck.

👀 - What colour are your eyes?

Some sort of a greyish version of a green/blue mix.

👱🏻‍♀️ - What’s your go to hairstyle?

I have a sort of tamed wolf cut so I just have to style that

🍻 - Have you ever drank underage?

Yeah but I’m English so that’s just expected

🍾 - Have you ever gotten drunk?

No!! Not for lack of trying tho, I get SUPER tired tipsy so I get super dizzy and pass out before I can get drunk.

😱 - What’s your biggest fear?

If I think too much about existence and the general randomness of the universe I have a panic attack. Also spiders

🥵 - Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

Too cold. I prefer heat but I want hot chocolate and cozy jumpers

🌦 - What’s your favourite weather?

Heat.

🍂 - What’s your favourite season?

I don’t really have a favourite. The one I like least is spring.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Chinchilla

🐶 - Do you have any pets?

No

😴 - What’s the longest you’ve gone w out sleep?

Like 28 hours

🤠 - Are you more of a country person or city person?

I was born and raised in a Small town but I have the strength of a born Londoner whilst navigating the city so probs city.

🛩 - If travelling was free, where’s the first place you’d go?

Anywhere and everywhere.

📱 - Favourite app on your phone?

Tumblr and my document app that I use to download YouTube videos so I can stream music without paying for Spotify premium lmao.

🎨 - Any hobbies?

I do a shite ton of art stuff. Either it be digital or traditional. I do a lot of cloth customisation (mostly my shirts and shoes) but I’m so consumed with coursework atm that I haven’t done it in a while.

Same rules yo !! If you wanna do this tag me !! And let me see your answers cuz idk who to tag <3

#get to know me tag

[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: I TRY TO GIVE DAN A HAIRCUT!!

Date video was published: 05/14/2021 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 441

Honestly I still rewatch this video every couple of weeks, so there aren’t going to be too many surprises. This Insta story from Dan that teased this video, from when he was doing a Q&A about mental health, still gets me. 🥺

0:00 - the start is immediately great with Dan already shaking his head

0:10 - “do not snip them next to my head” ...literally what he’s going to be doing 😂

0:17 - Phil is so smiley in the background already

0:27 - aww, Dan looks scared; Phil just looks amused

0:31 - somehow they’re getting even closer together with Phil standing then when they just sit next to each other

0:35 - why is THIS the example he’s using?! (why does Dan say that was an “okay job”... what.) why did they not reference the last time Phil cut Dan’s hair that they had talked about in the CAH Phan Edition video? where he actually did a decent job?

0:42 - the call-out of the eye contact! thanks Phil, now I don’t have to point that out

0:58 - how even. Phil’s face after he says “lubricant”...unnecessary 😳

1:04 - and then Dan shoving Phil away before his worry for Phil takes over his self preservation instinct and he yanks him back. because of course Dan’s going to help him

1:36 - love Dan’s face as he realizes exactly what Phil is going to say there

1:51 - I know Phil is bringing in the horror-movie element here like he loves to do but every time they reference how long it’s been I can’t handle it

1:59 - very quick jump-cut away from that gentle shoulder touch

2:08 - Dan looks so pleased by this

2:30 - really want to know where Dan was going with the “Philip Lester” there

2:34 - sometimes mirror eye contact is not enough

3:09 - “transitional period” I really feel like other delays of things later in 2021 caused this to be dragged out more...I’m not sure we’re out of it yet

3:21 - Phil letting Dan use his channel for book promo and helping him with it 🥺

3:46 - Dan with no reaction to Phil just grabbing his ears...Phil with lots of little touches in this one even when not actually doing the haircut

4:03 - the IMMEDIATE eye contact after that. “I’ve gotta be honest with you. Otherwise we’re not gonna get anywhere” truth from Phil

4:25 - Dan is on the nose there...that is exactly his hair from the Jamaica videos

4:30 - Dan’s hair looks very thick. and soft

5:03 - aww at Phil taking him seriously and reassuring him there

5:09 - Phil really just saying whatever goes through his head here

5:25 - “put a rubber on it” gonna blame Dan for Phil not being able to figure out what he’s saying here 😂

5:37 - Phil...Phil. 😳

5:44 - he did have a cape-thing but it didn’t work for cutting his own hair, so he must have thrown it away then. they just used a towel the previous time Phil cut Dan’s hair

6:00 - the sexy music addition and the logo edit there, lol

6:05 - so many Dan hyena laughs in this

6:21 - Dan actually jumped there! he seems actually a bit scared

6:27 - feel like we’re missing an inside joke there...they were too on the same page

6:53 - I bet something was said during that brief jump-cut hahaha

6:58 - still cannot believe they kept showing us shots of the bedroom of all the rooms. and those floating stairs

7:08 - ah, the start of the golden pig war! a great running gag from 2021

7:28 - Phil is proud of himself for this idea...poor Dan

7:51 - I always want vegetable crisps after watching this

8:04 - “don’t be mad” is not what you want to hear. Dan shouldn’t be too concerned; this is how it looked last time too. also, cannot get over the stacks of TATINOF cubes they’re using to hold the laptop and the drink/snacks

8:38 - “you do not get my AdSense” 😂

8:43 - Phil is so gentle when he’s touching his hair just a few seconds before this and so not here. also Dan’s “yelp review” there is great

8:53 - very very slightly better. personal space does not exist

9:00 - “that was surprisingly beautiful” okay sure Phil...judgement may be slightly clouded by something there

9:28 - Phil is really concentrating during this bit

9:34 - the “yeah” counter is so self-aware 😂 especially after the Stereo shows where we were all joking about Phil just showing he was listening (or not) by saying “yeah” a ton when Dan was speaking

10:01 - Phil seemed to be on a bit of his own mental health journey in 2021, with talking about it more and then eventually seeing a therapist for the first time as well

10:09 - Dan is just fully talking to Phil in the mirror at this point

10:21 - what is that Phil face after “completely naked” 👀 that he zoomed in on to make sure we didn’t miss too

10:35 - ahahaha, I love that Phil included the “reasons why Dan’s a fail” intro there

11:08 - Phil’s editing during this section is so fantastic

11:18 - he should have called it that! no maybe not, but that was a hilarious idea

11:29 - not over this moment, nope nope nope 😭

11:31 - Phil just saying “he’s talking about dick” what even

11:38 - Phil with the shocked face. yeah, the amount of bits in the book that seem like Dan just talking to Phil...

11:44 - the gentle touches here 🥺

11:50 - how long is Phil spending in the bathroom to deserve this call-out, lol

12:04 - oh god the square hair was so bad

12:07 - “Long Boi” is the famous duck that lived at the uni Phil went to  

12:10 - Dan is not ready there...Phil did stop right away of course. and then specifically asked “ready?” before he actually cut after that

12:26 - doing it neatly with the scissors is a lot more difficult than just using the electric trimmer-thing

12:34 - Phil does not seem to be doing this in any sort of logical order 😂

12:59 - “it’s much straighter than you” I love it

13:04 - why the asmr moment here

13:11 - “our life” and then can we talk about Dan tweeting this just a few weeks later 😭

13:24 - Phil just listening and with the soft smile

13:47 - “you don’t like giving other people control” seems like a giant understatement. and I don’t think Phil is much different with that

14:00 - from a distance that side looked alright...the close up is questionable

14:13 - 😂 oh dear. how did he even manage that

14:28 - Phil just running away

14:40 - “do we love it?” I bet there was some discussion and fixing of this off-camera

14:58 - another “don’t get mad”

15:00 - whyyyy the zoom-in as he says “6 inches” 

15:03 - Phil really just went for it there...he did not think about it at all

15:27 - that is definitely a look...Phil just agreeing with him

15:45 - wooo, that side is very short with a very severe line

15:58 - they must have cut out a bit of cleaning it up there

16:05 - Dan just looking so fond over this terrible haircut

16:27 - Dan immediately prepared with a prop for this story as Phil is telling it

16:58 - this moment kills me 😂 between how messy the hair is, the wine glass, the look on his face, and Phil screaming and dropping scissors in the background. could not have been planned better

17:10 - LMAO alrighty then

17:35 - they really should have just left out the close-cup

17:51 - so the part Phil didn’t really cut hahaha

18:07 - the softest “thanks Phil” 🥺

18:11 - Dan was not expecting Phil to get this edited and up so quickly I guess

18:26 - the first time I watched this I could not believe what was happening from here through the end. still feels a bit like a fever dream

18:33 - Phil looking so fond and immediately coming closer

18:42 - and then using a little slap of all things to break the too-positive tension. what even.

18:44 - and then them both immediately laughing

18:55 - ooo the mystery. he was getting ready for the YouTube pride thing at this point. we still don’t know what was supposed to come after that 🙁

19:14 - Phil looks like he had had a haircut too between filming and editing...would like to see some filmed clips of that

19:21 - and this bit made me cry the first time I watched. and still occasionally 😭

19:34 - supportive Phil

19:55 - “it’s too late now” because this has been uploaded and more because their life is already just shared

19:56 - I wonder if Phil had Dan review the rest of the video as usual and then tacked this on just before uploading. and then somehow had to get him to watch the whole thing again after that. Dan’s comment on the video (that Phil liked) is also just so much 🥺

Probably my favorite video of 2021. I mean...it is everything. It’s definitely the video I currently rewatch the most.

It was uploaded just four days before YWGTTN was released. Dan was doing tons promo around this time, which Phil was apparently helping with. I honestly still can’t believe Dan let Phil cut his hair before he was on camera SO MUCH for that promo. Phil’s dizziness issue had also started happening around or shortly before this time, as he was already having scans for that (1, 2) in mid-May.

#dan and phil #dnp #dnpRewatch #amazingphil #daniel howell #phil lester #danisnotonfire #amazingphil videos #I TRY TO GIVE DAN A HAIRCUT!!

[cosmosrival]

bestie can you tell me more about altair and lesson 16 you cant just drop that in my replies without saying anything i wanna KNOW

😳 hehe (TELEPORTS INSIDE UR HOUSE) buenos dias hermosa

MY REWRITING OF LESSON 16 IS LARGELY BECAUSE ALTAIR IS SIMPLY.... UM........ A SPECIMEN. but basically

when i initially chose to shove altair into the obey me verse, i felt like i had to do ketamine for it to work, and i kinda did, and she clicked right into it <33 (shes initially a chainsaw man oc and a SICKO!!! NOT fit for a dating game and yet it ended up being sooo funny i jus couldnt pass it up 🥵)

i'm planning... lil comics and sketches of it all too!!!!! so stay tuned but i'll spill 🤭💖💖💖💖💖

altair is a fake mc, in the sense that i wrote her specifically so my friends' own mcs/ocs could always be introduced in her verse absolutely whenever (or even be summoned to the devildom at the same time!!!!!) and be the ones who go through some of the main events that happen throughout the lessons alongside her. or even all of them instead of altair!!!! shes more of a dateable at this point (since my friends and i multiship 2 hell and back lol however we do have our main canon*oc fav ships!!! i also ship altair with sheep mc. the girl reading this. the boy reading this. the person reading this. u know<3) 

more under the cut lol

and what i mean by [fake] is that she's not a descendant of [the bloodline of human lilith], she's a descendant of eve. 

....which is just a fancy bible way to say that she's just some random ass dude 🙄 🙄 LMAOOOO (since lilith as an angel met her lover when humans were already on earth, ig he'd be a descendant of adam&eve too...? thats why i think ur SO big brained for rene's ancestry)

I love the "just-some-guy" trope in media. I'm obsessed with it !!!! because it's so EASY to write something fun with it. I keep it in mind for all the ocs i write. The impact your character ends up having is due to their own individuality and upbringing instead of the events around them falling into place if they're the "chosen one".... u know what i mean? 

and ALTAIR IS EXACTLY THAT TROPE!!!!! SHE'S JUST SOME DUDE WHO SHOULD NOT BE HERE !!!!!! 😍 SHES THE WORST POSSIBLE RANDOM DUDE THAT COULDVE BEEN PICKED !!!!!!! 😍 ITS JUST SO HILARIOUS TO MEEEE<3 I LOVE PROBLEMS

and she's some dude with a tiny(lol) bit of flavor since i love writing insane characters with 3 billion layers: she's a yakuza and an ex-murderer with a 28 year old heavy and horrible backstory and overbearing controlling tendencies due to that sick trauma hidden under a big puppy big sis attitude who will hurt you if u try to wiggle out of her grasp!!!!! ZAMN 😍!!!!!! I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I SHOVED HER INTO A DATING SIM WHERE U HAVE TO PLAY THERAPIST !!!!!!

.... (looks around frantically) 

lesson 16 spoilers but THE BIG LINES are: she stole satan’s grimoire and forced angel lilith to unlock it (bc alties just a dude she cant do that kind of stuff lol) so she could nuke herself into belphie and wound him for life or, best case scenario, kill him. and since that kind of power is way too much to handle for just a guy with no magic training/awakening, she was ready to painfully die /again/ as long as it meant dragging belphie along with her, bc this time she herself chose to die and the decision wasnt taken away from her.

obviously she failed<333333333333 hehe!!!! bc demons cant die that easily even if u sacrifice yourself so intricately and esp bc barbatos was having none of that<3

#answered #altair tag #obm #save #IVE HAD THIS IN MY DRAFTS FOR 2 DAYS #THANK U FOR THE INTEREST ILY #i kept a lot of worldbuilding details out bc i plan on drawing those #and also bc i talk a lot (looks away) #reeartkapa

[ozzo-the-wozzo]

Hi I'm sorry if this comes as too invading but I'm kinda curious about your crush. What happened between you two for you to misjudge him? How is like, semi famous? Or what made you lkke him? If you don't mind, a little spotlight on your crush pleaseee?

Anyway feel free to dodge this question if it makes you uncomfortable in any way or if you just don't feel like sharing any kind of personal info! Love ya and have a great day! 💖

Awww you’re ok anon, I feel comfortable in sharing!

It’s a pretty long explanation so look under cut, but it includes a semi-love square hidden identity moment that I never mentioned so 😳

Background

So basically, we are in the same film program of like 28 kids, but last semester we had no classes together. I only knew of him because his name was on my editing computer (we shared it bc you had to share with the other cohort, but I had never seen him before since we were always in the editing lab at different times) and because my classmates that did know him told me about him, saying that he was always talking about his short film and that he has a foot in Hollywood already. Oh, and about that…

What happened for you to misjudge him?/Semi-Famous….huh???

His mom is a very famous Broadway star (wont disclose for privacy LMAO) and his dad has a foot in Hollywood already, and on top of that has already won several festival awards for his films. I also heard that he missed class sometimes to do work. This wouldn’t have been a problem, but the rest of my class made it seem like he always bragged about it and thought he was better than us. This of course painted a VERY bad image of him in my mind, especially since my imposter syndrome was very high at this point and I just thought he was another film bro that would judge me. It also didn’t help that he was friends with this girl that I got pretty weird vibes from.

Lil “secret identity” thing worth mentioning lmao

One day, I saw this very VERY cute boy in the film store and it was like love at first sight. I knew he was a freshman because we were working on the same project but I had no idea who he was since I didn’t catch his name, and he was in and out of my mind every now and then. I really wanted to see him again. You can prolly guess who this ended up being.

Identity reveal LMAO

For production day, I knew my soon to be crush was gonna join us because he missed his production day to work on a set, and I was already rolling my eyes because this would be my first time seeing him and, again, I had a very bad image of him in my mind. Anyway, he shows up on production day and GASP: HE WAS THE CUTE FILM STORE GUY!! These were two VERY different people in my mind and ofc this was a bit of a shock, but since I had no real attachment to my silly little crush, I had no real problem letting it go and just went on resenting him, until…

UMBRELLA SCENE 😳

Our teacher was putting this cute little umbrella on one of the lights to show a way to bounce light, and at this point soon to be crush is standing next to me. I say “aww” at the umbrella very quietly thinking no one would hear me, and he goes “who the hell said aww?” really loudly and made everyone laugh. Ofc no one knew what he was talking about and I laughed along too, but I felt a tad bit embarrassed and was already resenting him more over it. But then he turns to me, and, probably noticing I’m laughing weirdly or something, or that the aww can from right next to him, he asks very silently “wait, was that you?”.

Playing it off for laughs, I give a long “nooooooo” while grinning so that it was obvious it was actually me rather than flat out denying it when it was obvious, and while I was cringing waiting for him to bring all the attention back on him/us, he instead gives a really quiet “oh.” There’s a pause, and after a bit he giggles quietly while turning his head to the side at the umbrella and goes “I guess it is pretty cute, isn’t it?”

Aftermath/me clowning/finally admitting to crush

Now ofc this wasn’t a full turn around, but my eyes definitely widened because I did NOT expect that in the slightest. It made me wonder if I misjudged him, and so I started playing closer attention to him. He turned out to be very sweet and goofy, and when I actually saw one of his films I saw that he had a very similar sense of humor to me.

At this point, my opinion of him changed and I wanted to be his friend next semester (since I knew we were gonna have classes together), but I felt some feelings there that I pushed down and ignored because I was still wary about his fame. Then I see we have an identical schedule next semester, and got ready for that.

My first full class with him, it was basically over for me LMAO. I found out he was very nervous about people bringing up his fame and work outside of him promoting new projects, that he still had the same imposter syndrome freak outs like the rest of us and was just overall very humble. Apparently the class explained that they were just kidding about him always bragging and didn’t realize I didn’t get the joke, and overall he was just such a sweetheart and cute and goofy and, after suppressing feelings for so long, I fell HARD lmao. And yeah, here I am.

SORRY THAT WAS SO LONG LMAO JUST A LOT OF CONTEXT BUT HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT NOVEL 💀

#CLOWN CLOWN CLOWN 🤡 #crush chronicals #new tag LMAO #also now u can see why everyone compares it to the lovesquare I HATE IT HEREEEEEEEE #I’m literally in college. why is his happening NOWWW #asks :0 #mine #ramblings

[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: What NOT to do at University

Date video was published: 09/10/2017 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 357

The first “what not to do...” video from Dan since What not to do at The Beach all the way back in 2013.

0:01 - “fulltime internet hobo” sign in the background, lol. the bonsai tree is looking more dead than in the last video. also love that the computer background is a screenshot from College Dropout for this

0:03 - wrapped up in the space blanket

0:13 - intense. Dan does love a joke as a coping mechanism though

0:26 - well that’s dramatic

0:44 - well those are some old clips. How not to survive School from 2013 and How To Survive Exams from 2016

1:04 - “or finding lewd art of any anime I’m watching at the time” ...that is...a hobby

1:21 - “kebabs” are not the same thing in the UK and US

1:58 - “a fucking calamity” I love to use this to overdramatically describe things in my life

2:16 - what Dan wanted to do by going to university

2:31 - he keeps using this clip from the Quizzes video for things, lol

2:38 - shared hall/dorm bathrooms are an experience...yikes

2:45 - I was also terrible at doing this at the start of uni

2:56 - 90% sure he’s stuck that sign to a door to a bathroom in the filming flat for this scene, hahaha

2:59 - there are SO many different cut-away scenes in this video. not a lot of “costume” changes though

3:05 - “first tip, don’t do that” Dan’s usual advice

3:15 - at least his housemate was trying

3:42 - that is a scary feeling, but I think pretty common when leaving home for the first time

3:57 - love that he remembers that it was specifically the cheese aisle, and the completely empty filming flat fridge except for the prop cheese

4:04 - Phil really working all the camera angles for these clips

4:12 - awww. I love hearing about Dan’s grandma

4:37 - that’s just...maybe google it first? or read the box? yikes

5:05 - another instance of me relating a little too much to Dan. I was terrible at talking to anyone in my classes unless they spoke to me first

5:36 - if a strange squeezed his arm like Phil did here, that would be disturbing

6:15 - he really should have at least asked Phil what that meant

6:35 - “I couldn’t tell if they were all threatening each other, or flirting” what was going on in Dan’s brain...

6:37 - ahahaha I love this scene with Phil (and that Dan still has one of his law textbooks)

6:43 - dug that wig out of the props box I assume

6:54 - oh Dan...that can’t be good

7:10 - why would you not pack most of your clothes...

7:50 - detailed planning enough to have Phil’s clothes in there as “someone else’s clothes”

8:02 - wtf. I would also be very disturbed

8:26 - laundry being the thing in the first week to finally make him go to Phil, apparently. Dan expanded on this story a bit too in a live show. that’s where he mentions that Phil thought he might be moving in

8:46 - that is quite the photo 😂 and a clip from a PJ video

8:57 - “well hydrated” right, hahaha

9:02 - also love this scene and Phil’s chanting (that Dan filmed in his pants and a bathmat, lol)

9:28 - the build up to the punchline of this story is great

9:36 - “and no there isn’t going to be a sketch cut-away for that one” dying 😂

10:32 - I don’t think I would know how to react to that situation at all 😳

10:57 - that is just an insane ending to that story arc too

11:17 - really making a metaphor out of that is very Dan

11:48 - some great Dan annotations here

12:31 - there are really so few Dan videos after this one

I really like this Dan video and his storytelling in it.

#dan and phil #dnp #dnpRewatch #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dan howell #daniel howell videos #What NOT to do at University