i think he should let me choke on his dick just once
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Dave is sitting on my lap for the first time in like seven months which is great except my leg fell asleep, my knee hurts, and I’ve run out of water
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anyways. my hands are jittery from caffeine
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i feel like its not normal to be in enough pain to cry after emptying my rabbit's cage for 26 minutes.
i don't think that should've even taken 26 minutes.
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i cracked my ankle um. help girl
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I cannot describe how I feel but my limbs are heavy and tired and I cant stand I think I need a warm bath how did this even happen
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one thing about supernatural is that it is getting gayer and gayer as time passes
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We were so close to smoking not being cool anymore. We were so close. Then they flavored it mango and now it's taboo to criticize it anymore. People don't ask if they're allowed to vape indoors, they aren't considerate of people who may have health problems that are triggered by the chemicals or if it just bothers them, people don't care that they're supporting an industry built on corruption and greed, they can't see it draining their pockets and much less their health. We were so close to smoking not being cool anymore.
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