#i can't believe you've done this!

[lovelyhan]

hope you're comfy in the cold weather kai!!

speaking of cuddling with hao, i think he'd be the type who Seriously just wants to cuddle when it's cold out, but sadly for hao, his s/o is a tease and keeps grinding their ass against him until he isn't sleepy anymore and intentionally gets him worked up af

(can i be your ❄️ anon also? 🤭)

you are an insane person! criminally unwell! you deserve to be locked up without parole!

⟣ when it's cold outside ⟢ wc: 0.4k words minors do not interact!

minghao doesn't see any problems when you asked him to get under the comforter with you when he visited your apartment. it was colder than usual and he could use a quick nap before heading back to the dorms.

so here he is, face resting against the crook of your neck as the heat of your bodies permeates into each other—enveloping the two of you in warmth so inviting, it nearly lulls him to sleep right away.

though you wouldn't catch him admitting it aloud, minghao enjoys these quiet afternoons with you much more than he thought he would. he adores how your body slots perfectly against his own—like two pieces of a puzzle he's been searching for his whole life. not to mention, the scent of you both in his arms and all over your sheets easily tempers his mind into a state of relaxation.

lying with you like this isn't so different from meditating.

most of the time.

"love," he groans when you push your ass back against his groin—yanking him halfway from slumber. "why are you moving around so much?"

he could give you the benefit of the doubt that you were simply moving around to get more comfortable. but minghao has been with you long enough to know when the things you do bear no ill will and when you fully intend to make him suffer a little.

"no reason," you giggle before doing it again. another tantalizing roll of your backside that grants him friction he didn't even know he craved. "you can go back to sleep if you want to, hao. i'm just getting comfortable."

though his mind attempts to distract himself from your no-good antics, his body responds in kind—slender fingers gripping your hips deliciously tight. minghao grinds his half-hard length against the valley of your ass, sucking a sharp breath through gritted teeth. he can't believe how easily you made him succumb to temptation.

but then again, he can never hold out against you for long.

"h-hao," you whine, tilting your head around to brush your lips against the corner of his mouth. "feels so good..."

minghao half-expects you to roll back into the pillows to let him climb over you like usual. but to his surprise, you put in a bit more force into your arms when you turn to push him back down on the bed—planting your thighs on either side of his hips as you stare down at him with a needy look in your eyes.

"you'll give it to me, right?" you whisper, making him groan as you gyrate your hips slowly—his aching cock straining even further against the fabric of his sweats. "you'll make me feel good. right?"

looks like he's heading back to the dorms later than usual.

besides, who was he to deny you the pleasure?

hope you have a nice day or whatever :/// totally didn't get ME worked up when i was supposed to work on a wip :////// (also yes you can definitely be ❄️ anon! but have some mercy on my mental health next time xoxo)

#🍵 tea time #❄️ anon #seventeen smut #the8 smut #minghao smut #you are Crazy #i can't believe you've done this! #<- actually enjoyed every minute i spent writing this #feed into my delusions yes #📝 drabble #lovelyhan

[empyrealarc]

@goreverine​, ❛ if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up. ❜

    “I have recordings of your voice, worstie. I can mimic your voice and make you say whatever I want. I’ve even been practicing mitosis? I could make one of you and have him do whatever I want. If you still wanna hang up, I understand~”

Looking up at the ceiling of her bedroom, finger twirling an inexplicably long phone cord attached to a solid gold rotary. Completely outdated and technologically impotent... but the aesthetics, darling, they were undefeated!

  She’s breathing a bit heavily into the receiver, giddy for reasons she will not explain for a switchboard operator to get off to. No, this moment was just for her. 

    “Whatcha doin’ right now? I MISS you...” It had been, maybe, twenty-four hours? Didn’t stop the affectionate whine from painting her words, though. “My mom’s out of town for the night. Daddy’s downstairs on the phone with the district attorney. You busy?”

#goreverine #ᵃᵇᵒᵛᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᶦˢ; ANSWERS. #ᵖʳᶦⁿᶜᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ˢᵗᵃᵗᵉⁿ ᶦˢˡᵃⁿᵈ; DIOSA AMOR. #i can't BELIEVE you've done this!

[kitherondale]

The Last of Us 1.03 | Long Long Time

#the last of us #tlouedit #hbotlouedit #hbo the last of us #tvedit #tvgifs #tlounetwork #cinematv #filmtvdaily #userfrodosam #userconstance #usersameera #tuserrynn #tuserdana #usermandie #userashe #userjoss #*vine voice* i can't believe you've done this #*

[crispyliza]

WHEN I CATCH YOU SMOSH-

#i can't believe you've done this #i hate them #smosh #shartney #shourtney #angela giarratana #chanse mccrary #shayne topp #amanda lehan canto #smoshcast #smosh mouth

[bookwyrminspiration]

QUIL! For April Fools, they made your cheese update. Aggressively click the cheese button, and post is covered in cheese.

Adding the photo from the other ask as requested!

I see! I see the update! God I can't let this be my magnum opus now I have to go out and achieve more in life or something, I can't believe tumblr would do this to me.

Anyway, I think of all the posts on this site the cheese one being covered in cheese is very fitting :). Thank you for instructing me on how the cheese function works, because I probably would not have intuited it otherwise!

#quil's queries #lola-legendary #happy april fools #april fools #get cheesed #aw fuck I can't believe you've done this (cheesed me) #this is the most severe containment breach I've ever had in my life how do I top this #i don't know if i can

[dearest-daniel-exs]

My artist's rendition of when the Narrator first arrives in the human world be like:

#haha get rekt #the stanley parable #tsp narrator #art #i kid you not #i realized i was an artist and can draw this lmao #i RAN to my phone #Narrator: I can't believe you've done this #fanart #tsp art

[aeb-art]

scribbled clip, fool, and y/n from gitm by @venomous-qwille o7

#2024 #i just wanted to fuck around and fuck around i have lmao #gitm clip.exe #gitm fool #fool eclipse #gitm y/n #gitm cricket #gitm #ghost in the machine #fnaf eclipse #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #poor sweet(tooth/ling) 😔 your boys are workin on it #also i think clip may have killed my blue highlighter- man i thought we were besties i can't believe you've done this #tangently related: i still can't get myself to draw sol.............................. how am i supposed to kiss him if i don't draw it? orz

[pretzel-pizza]

[SD] V, from the finale of episode six

,,while not my best or worst, I still feel it could've been better ✦

\(v_v)/

#digital art #fanart #murder drones #murder drones fanart #my art #v murder drones #murder drones v #i can't believe you've done this #seriously #she isn't even my favourite character #the angst #aaaaagh

[brainwormcity]

I don't want to be sitting here being angry because of Taika's ignorance, I want to be reading fics and making edits and rewatching the kiss from episode 8 over and over again but I can't. In the years past, I've had to swear off jelly belly jelly beans, cracker barrel, shein, harry potter, chik fil a, and home depot. That's just the brands; more importantly to me, I've given up on Jensen Ackles, John Mulaney, Thomas Middleditch, and more than I can possibly think about right now. I have long since learned my lesson in regards to parasocial relationships and hero worship.

Media and art are so extremely important to me as both a coping mechanism and a source of representation and OFMD checks so many boxes for me. It's one of the few unsanitized, non-eunichized queer shows with adult characters, POC, and trans folks and I'm so brutally sad that it's hampered by the actions of one person's lack of social awareness and hypocrisy but I can't in good conscience indulge knowing that when celebrities endorse things like this stupid fucking letter (however well-meaning and done out of ignorance) they normalize this sort of callous thinking.

I'm not sure how to proceed, going forward. I'm pointedly not streaming the show and using my platforms to make other fans aware of these circumstances, as well as sharing information from other indigenous folks who are feeling hurt and betrayed Taika's contribution to all of this. I don't know if it's okay for me to even engage with fan content. I'm not willing to compromise my values by consuming Taika's works without a retraction and it sucks because I am desperate for something to buoy my mental health. Interested to hear how others are coping with this. Anyway, free Palestine.

#ofmd #our flag means death #taika waititi #free palestine #free gaza #israel palestine conflict #palestine #taika waititi letter #celebrity isreal letter #taika waititi isreal #fuck israel #i am holding on by a thread right now #i can't believe you've done this

[latenightsundayblues]

This scene always makes me laugh LMFAOOOOOOO sit tf back down man😭😭

#staring at her like “ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this” #give her the dwayne the rock johnson treatment #i can't not vividly imagine a vine boom every time he does the face

[house-of-mirrors]

“Do not forget what has been done to you,” January said fiercely. “What has been done to all of us. Do not allow yourself to become jaded to suffering. We must never allow pain to be normalized.” He held her eye and nodded gravely, putting away his watch and then reaching into his satchel. “I think I have a donation to your collection.” The Professor offered January a loop of gold, large enough to fit atop the head of a person, or around the wrist of a larger creature.

The final chapter of Cupbearer is complete. It's a grand and odd and glorious emotion to write the last word in such a large project. I've loved seeing how my writing has grown over the year, and I've especially loved all the support from you. See more of my reflections in the end notes.

Best wishes from me to you for the end of this year and into the next one. <3

#my writing #fallen london #my ocs #cupbearer #wahhhh can't believe this is done #thank you all so much if you've left a comment i love you

[theoriginaldick]

hello adam fan DO NOT listen to "be" by hozier while thinking of him. have a nice day

Hey anon! Thank's for the message!! You can't do this to me!

#i haven't listened to hozier in so long #but thinking of adam listening to this song is fucking me up bro #i can't believe you've done this to me #q box #anon

[inaconstantstateofchange]

i would like to make a public complaint to my mutuals for the depraved fucking raphael smutfic idea that has wormed into my brain.

i don't even like him that much.

#my partner and i were having a lore discussion about devil hierarchy and power #and they made a comment about him 'chugging that devil milk to get extra strong bones' #and my wretched brain went: '... lactation kink where raphael uses haarlep to power up' #also to clarify i love him as a character i think he's absolutely pathetic and a delight and extremely well-designed #i just would not have really thought to WRITE for him #anyway i do blame all of my mutuals who keep putting high quality raphael content on my dashboard #i can't believe you've done this etc etc #my stuff #raphael #bg3 raphael #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #haarlep #bg3 haarlep #fic idea

[valiantstarlights]

[Six Sentence Sunday/WIP Wednesday]

Tagged by: @bazzybelle 💅

I don't know what the rules are, except maybe to post on either a Wednesday or a Sunday, and it has to have at least 6 sentences? 👀 (please correct me if I'm wrong 😂)

Anyway, here are some sentences from the Dreamling Tiny!Dream AU ✨️ I wrote instead of sleeping, after someone on discord shared a photo of the BDSM Barbie kit.

Tagging: @lostelfwriting , @karalynlovescake , @janimoon , and @mallory-x . Any one of you could have stopped me, but you didn't! 😭 And I know I said it had 1.6k words, but that was before. It has gotten even longer now. 😂

"Hob."

"Just a minute, darling," Hob says distractedly. He's currently uploading his students' grades, and it's a task that he has difficulty with (due to the university's crap online grading system), so he is justified in ignoring Dream for just one measly minute.

A truly heart-wrenching sigh sounds from behind him, and Hob, despite himself, turns to look.

Dream's floating doll castle, which had originally been the dollhouse of a New Inn employee's child that they have recently outgrown, is in its usual place in the corner of his study. The black banners are still flying in an unseen wind, the highest tower is still where the rookery is, and Hob can't really tell right now if Dream has changed anything about the exterior, except--

Oh.

That's new.

Usually, the interior of the doll house ("Doll castle," Dream had insisted), shows only a single room. The room where Dream currently is. Hob doesn't quite know how it works, if it rotates, or if it has a bigger-on-the-inside technology like the TARDIS. (Hob doesn't say that to Dream, though, because he has enough daddy issues.)

Well, the room where Dream is at right now is a room Hob has never seen before.

Oh, he's seen the library, the gardens, and even the swimming pool, but this is the first time he's seeing the sex dungeon.

#tiny dream AU #dreamling #the sandman #my writing #tag game #ah fuck #i can't believe you've done this #(she says to herself)

[angels-in-your-smile]

hallucinating about macdennis while listening to phoebe bridgers/ boygenius

#macdennis #iasip #if you're a work of art i'm standing too close #i can't hide from you like i hide from myself #you've never done me wrong except for that one time that we don't talk about #i want to believe instead i look at the sky and i feel nothing #after a while you went quiet and i got mean

[theinfinitedivides]

Sonakshi one shot take for Tilasmi Bahein. Sonakshi one shot take for Tilasmi Bahein God pls just give me one chance with her that's all i want one honest chance i swear i'll be so good to her—

#tv: heeramandi #heeramandi #sonakshi sinha #aditi rao hydari #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #her face when she sees Aditi.......................... oh God. oh f*ck #this is like that minute and a half at the end of Dholida all over again you don't get it she!!!!!!!!!!! Sonakshi!!!!!!!!!!! #she's finally getting her f*cking flowers and i can't believe i'm saying this but Bhansali you might have convinced me to #watch once it drops on streaming now. you've done it i need to see my queen in action eating everyone up hello #i also need to know what key this song is in bc that scale during the refrain. that needs to be tattooed into my blood stream #thanks it's giving Mayya Mayya from Guru it's giving Khalibali from Padmaavat it's giving everything it need to. good God