the way I just switched the tv off immediately
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holy fuck ok wait neuvillette's en voice is uhhh uhm ahhh i see nowー
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[Six Sentence Sunday/WIP Wednesday]
Tagged by: @bazzybelle 💅
I don't know what the rules are, except maybe to post on either a Wednesday or a Sunday, and it has to have at least 6 sentences? 👀 (please correct me if I'm wrong 😂)
Anyway, here are some sentences from the Dreamling Tiny!Dream AU ✨️ I wrote instead of sleeping, after someone on discord shared a photo of the BDSM Barbie kit.
Tagging: @lostelfwriting , @karalynlovescake , @janimoon , and @mallory-x . Any one of you could have stopped me, but you didn't! 😭 And I know I said it had 1.6k words, but that was before. It has gotten even longer now. 😂
"Hob."
"Just a minute, darling," Hob says distractedly. He's currently uploading his students' grades, and it's a task that he has difficulty with (due to the university's crap online grading system), so he is justified in ignoring Dream for just one measly minute.
A truly heart-wrenching sigh sounds from behind him, and Hob, despite himself, turns to look.
Dream's floating doll castle, which had originally been the dollhouse of a New Inn employee's child that they have recently outgrown, is in its usual place in the corner of his study. The black banners are still flying in an unseen wind, the highest tower is still where the rookery is, and Hob can't really tell right now if Dream has changed anything about the exterior, except--
Oh.
That's new.
Usually, the interior of the doll house ("Doll castle," Dream had insisted), shows only a single room. The room where Dream currently is. Hob doesn't quite know how it works, if it rotates, or if it has a bigger-on-the-inside technology like the TARDIS. (Hob doesn't say that to Dream, though, because he has enough daddy issues.)
Well, the room where Dream is at right now is a room Hob has never seen before.
Oh, he's seen the library, the gardens, and even the swimming pool, but this is the first time he's seeing the sex dungeon.
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if the baby is a girl, they'll call it sophie. if it's a boy, they'll call it george. this horrific emotional blunder was genuinely a complete accident on behalf of alison, who just thought the names sounded nice and somehow completely forgot the name of fanny's husband. (she had no idea humphrey was even married in the first place.)
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when they were younger elyan used to think that leon had a crush on gwen because he would always offer to braid her hair or tie it up with ribbons and tell her how pretty it was. but when he confronted gwen about it, she laughed so hard she doubled over and then, through her giggles, explained that leon played with her hair so much because he was jealous of it. his mother always sheared his hair short and wouldn’t let him keep it long, and after she’d heard she offered her own until one day he could grow it to the length he wanted.
so when elyan comes back to camelot and he sees leon (it must be leon, jaw stronger and face more drawn than the boy he’d known but the same bright eyes) with his chin-length curls, he can’t help the smile that pulls at his mouth or the unexpectedly choked “it looks good like that”. and leon is only surprised for a moment before a shy but brilliantly pleased smile brightens his eyes all the more and he says “i always thought it would”.
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LUKIEEEEEEEEEE, GOOOOD NIGHT(? I HOPE YOU A VERY GOOOOOOOD NIGHT!
I hope you had a nice day, and if not, hope tomorrow is better! Remember that we all love you a loooooot.
Byeee, love u! *pat, pat*
🥹🥹🥹 goodnight anon (or morning rather for you:3)
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