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#i am not feeling it mr krabs
xylocope · 2 years
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ragweed /neg
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andisupreme · 3 months
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I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this
anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home
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mindmythorns · 6 days
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i can feel my heart race
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can you?
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rubynymphyy · 3 months
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Pokeddexy Day 22: Eeveelution!
It's Coriander (he/him)! although 'hasty,' I feel like espeon always has a natural elegance anyway... He won't wait up for anyone and definitely won't let anyone slow him down... a charisma that pulls a lot of people in his wake, but he's definitely not a leader.
without jacket ver:
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I saw this layered mesh top style online and I had to. I had to. I almost tried a full leather catsuit but changed my mind. anyway the necklaces are probably also leather strips, one fitted like a choker and one more loose with the same clasp.
tried a couple different expressions on him but if he's 'hasty' then this one is definitely best.
most of his deaths are racked up to 'reckless endangerment' but he's also no stranger to grabbing a bat and bashing away either.
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When that neurodivergence hits hard at 3am and you just
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t00thpasteface · 11 months
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REACHED OUT TO THE HOUSING DIRECTOR AT MY COLLEGE LIKE "HEY DO YALL HAVE RESOURCES FOR ME AS AN OUT QUEER BECAUSE I'M NERVOUS ABOUT LIVING IN A DORM" AND THEY WERE SO HELPFUL AND COPIED SOMEONE IN ANOTHER DEPARTMENT AND SAID "I'M SO EXCITED YOU ASKED! WE HAVE A COMMUNITY YOU MIGHT ENJOY!" GODDAMMIT MAYBE THERE REALLY IS HOPE. MAYBE LOVE CAN WIN... o(TヘTo)
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davidjrpalos · 3 months
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scrolling through my blog like ok I am really just miserable and horny… average 24yo male experience 👍🏼
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dykefaggotry · 5 months
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been seeing lots of jesus posts on my dash lately i'm so scared lmfao am i unknowingly surrounded by christians like listen i know several of my mutuals are christian and love them deeply but in my mind the rest of you are mostly atheist/agnostic and then a small subset are jewish or muslim
finding out many of you are christian has been harrowing
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pepprs · 5 months
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ngl it’s genuinely kinda crazy how much of my life i have lost to mental illness :3 lol
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buckttommy · 1 year
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I think I distanced myself too far from the show over hiatus because I'm having a hell of a delayed reaction processing everything now, from all the content we've been getting to 911 actually being back
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toothblushes · 24 days
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Oh to have a certain muppet man here to lie with me in bed, holding me close and combing his fingers through my hair as I'm having a panic attack and can't get up and do something to distract myself because I desperately need to sleep like NOW
Ah, if only
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otterquirks · 11 months
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Just sitting here, working, and thinking about Sabine having tears roll down her face before she actually cries seeing Ezra again. Yup, don't mind me...
...*crying in the background*
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nat-20s · 8 months
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I hate getting ready for work I hate driving to work I hate being at work I hate you work
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skxrbrand · 9 months
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My contribution for today, happy sinday everyone lmao
@alphabitchnkari
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gayclubsoap · 9 months
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disengaged · 5 months
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i applied on a client & court representative job (casual/irregularly scheduled) back in the summer and i completely forgot about it, but they just sent me assessments to do and an interview time slot and i’m like. NOOOOOO I WANT THE JOB SO BAD ……..
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