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tomato-arts · 6 months

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my contribution to the fandom

*~HAPPY HALLOWEEN~*

#touchstarved #touchstarved game #the curse took them #now they are all mr chokey #i am a menace to society #im sorry #really im not #ais #leander #vere #mhin #kuras #mr chokey

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dragon0va · 10 months

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‼️HELLO RANBOO ENJOYERS OF TUMBLR‼️

Have you ever wanted to make a particle of yourself? Well you can now do that! I made a picrew just for it and it recently got an update :)

Go check it out I worked really hard on it!

If you make a particle reblog with I'd love to see it! and consider following me as well, I'm trying to start being active here more!

#the actual drawing file for the picrew has like 38 hours as of right now i think #i also drew all of this on my phone with my finger #i am a menace to society #picrew #ranboo #ranboo fanart #ranboolive #bootwt

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petitepaleoartist · 4 months

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everybody knows the only correct way to test out pens and pencils is to leave a little drawing and not "hello" three times or just a scribble <333

#i am a menace to society #chaos #be gay do crimes

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thotofthecentury · 5 months

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angela x reader pt 2

“Do you need help?” you call from on top of your bed.

“I- no!” Angela replies from the other side of the closed bathroom door.

“Ok!” you smile and sit on your heels, knees on the bed, waiting.

Another minute passes.

“Angela, there’s no shame in-“ you try not to laugh imagining your girlfriend fighting the harness’ straps. She’s not the most coordinated person.

“I’m good! I’m good, I’m almost ready,” she yells. The door opens a crack. “You have to promise not to laugh,” she says, her voice a little quieter. She opens the door all the way. Angela stands in the doorway, hair down and a little curly, wearing her white American Idol shirt with a black-strap harness over light pink underwear. In the harness carries the six-inch blue strap on the two of you bought on amazon a few nights ago.

She keeps her arms at her sides, fingers stretched against her thighs.

Your heart quickens immediately and you feel even more turned on than you did when she suggested tonight is the night you try it, and that really turned you on quick.

“Fuck, Angela,” you say a little breathless. “Believe me, I am not laughing.” You can’t stop staring at her.

She smiles her stupid little laugh smile that stabs you in the heart every time. You sit up on your knees and she crawls onto the bed to kneel in front of you. You kiss softly, her tongue touching your lips ever so lightly and it makes your head spin.

Your hands travel down to grab her ass and pull her closer. Her hips press into yours with the dildo between you flattening downwards against your center.

You can’t help but moan at the feeling.

“Lay down,” she pulls back to look into your eyes.

You nod and lay your head on the pillow behind you. Angela settles her hips between your thighs, hoisting one of your legs around her waist.

As you make out, the dildo ever so slightly knocks into your center every now and then and it drives you crazy.

“I love you,” she whispers into your neck.

“I love you, too,” you whisper back, both hands in her hair.

She puts some space between you to watch as she pulls down your underwear. They’re tossed off the side of the bed. The fingers of her right hand feel how wet you are as her left hand keeps herself upright beside your head.

“Want to use the lube or just go for it?” she asks.

You can’t help but laugh a little. “I mean, don’t, go for it, but,” you emphasize the phrase. She lets out a laugh, too. “Let’s try without first.”

“Ok,” she nods with a smile and goes back to kissing your neck. Her fingers gather the wetness already there to wet the tip of the dildo as much as she can.

“Ready?” she asks.

Your body is filled with more anticipation you’ve ever felt. It feels like waiting in line to sit front row seat on a rollercoaster but somehow more.

“Yeah,” you whisper and lean up to give her a quick kiss. She leans back a bit and uses her hand to guide the strap to line up correctly.

You can see how wet it is from yourself as the tip pushes against you.

“Please just do it,” you whisper.

“Needy girl,” she looks into your eyes and kisses your forehead.

Angela gives a very slight experimental push of her hips and your abs flex. You whine slightly and turn your head to the side.

“Is that ok?” she licks your earlobe.

“Mhm,” you manage. Your hands grip the comforter below you.

“Can you take more, pretty girl?” Angela whispers as she kisses your cheek.

“Mhm,” you hum again with a nod.

She pulls out, but not completely, before pushing back in more but still so slowly.

“Angela,” you moan.

She cautiously and shallowly rocks in and out, getting the feel herself, until the strap gets less resistance from the wetter you get.

She slides in and out easily now, though still not all the way in.

Her arms drop to the elbows, one hand in your hair. The other hand grabs your boob, hard. You gasp and she swallows the rest of your gasps in her kisses.

The hand then travels down and she uses her thumb to press on your clit. Your legs tense and come more together.

With a sudden force, Angela pushes your knee into your chest. You whimper loudly. The new angle allows her to go much deeper.

“That good?” she says smugly, knowing the answer already.

“God, Ange,” you moan. The sound of your bodies hitting each other fills the room.

“I love you,” Angela whispers again into your ear. You grab her ass, pulling her as close to you as possible. Your hips press together, her body creating incredible pressure against yours. She ruts her hips into yours, her face buried in the pillow beside your face. She whimpers softly.

“I’m so close,” you pant.

“Y/n,” she says just as breathlessly.

Your hips try and match her pace but she’s pressing so hard into you it’s hard to get any movement and you love it. You love when she has all the power.

“Fuck, Angela,” you moan as your legs begin to shake and your nails scratch her back underneath her shirt.

“That’s it,” she whispers, stroking your hair, slowing her movements.

Once your legs go limp, she stops, though still inside you.

“You ok?” she asks gently, kissing your nose.

“Fucking perfect,” you say sincerely.

She laughs and slowly pulls out. She goes into the bathroom to take off the harness.

A few moments pass.

“Y/n!?” Angela gasps, her voice cracks from the bathroom.

“What!?” you ask concerned, getting out of bed.

“What the fuck!?” she yells with a huge smile, exiting the bathroom, shirtless, showing you her back. Her back is… well… covered in scratches.

You try to refrain from smiling but it’s not working. “Oh.”

“Oh my god,” she laughs, exasperated, walking back into the bathroom.

You follow and press your front into her bareback as you two stand in front of the mirror.

“Sorry,” you say insincerely with a kiss to her shoulder.

She looks at you through the mirror. “You’re lucky you’re so cute.”

“Mm, you’re so cute,” you bury your lips into her shoulder once again and reach around to grab her boobs. “Come on, your turn,” you mumble into her back before peeling yourself away and head back into the bedroom.

“Uh,” she begins. You turn, tilting your head. “I already did,” she says sheepishly.

“Are you serious!?” you ask, astonished, eyebrows raised.

“You want proof?” she jokes back, taking off her underwear and holding it up.

“No!” you say.

She shrugs with a cute expression and the underwear on the ground beside the harness.

You walk up to your now completely naked girlfriend, pinning her between the sink and yourself. You trail your hand down her body, ending at her center where you feel for yourself.

“Yes, you did,” you say. “That’s actually really hot.”

She smiles widely. “Really? Guess I’ll make it more of a show next time,” she says. You look into each other’s eyes for a moment.

“I can’t believe how much I love you,” you tell her, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.

“Come on,” she says, pulling you into the shower with her.

#i am a menace to society #how i haven’t got the fbi knocking down my door yet is a mystery #angela thoughts

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pilrame · 2 months

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Oh you’re going to hate me for this :)

#stranger things #byler #fanart #current wip #I am a menace to society

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imnotpayingforurtherapy · 21 days

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THE TEMPTATION TO WRITE A SIRI X ADAM FRANKENSTEIN CRACK FIC IS SO HIGH RN

ONE NOTE AND I'M DOIN IT

#PLEASE HELP ME #I AM #NOT OKAY OR MENATLLY STABLE #BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS AND EATING CEMENT #STEALING CANDY FROM CHILDREN AND DENTURES FROM THE ELDERLY #TAKING AN ELEVATOR JUST TO PUSH EVERY SINGLE BUTTON #i am a menace to society #bungou stray dogs #bsd #adam frankenstein #crack fic #Siri x Adam #what's their ship name?#Adri??#WAIT THATS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING PRETTY #WHERE MY ADRI SHIPPERS AT?!? /hj

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thefanciestborrower · 1 year

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Nothing will ever be funnier to me than a self indulgent vore oc I made in like 9th grade becoming the protagonist of a legitimate novel I hope to someday publish. Been using him for some projects here in college and no one knows he’s just the product of bored high school vore brain lmaoooooo

#and when I actually publish the dang thing they still won’t know heheheh #I am a menace to society #vore mention #Cj speaks #Oc sruff #This is about my silly disgruntled English man Edwin lol

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scumpleforeskin · 8 months

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Thinking about that time I was 8 years old and my best friend told me I was a tomboy so I hit her in the head with my luncbox

Girl was so right my bad Alice

#i am a menace to society #lock me away

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bougiebutchbitch · 9 months

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