#i am NOT ready for season three

[standing-flowers]

guess who finally finished the second series of Hannibal x3

I HATE THOSE GAYS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM HOW DARE THEY I SOBBED I BAWLED CURSE THEM I HATE THEM

#i am NOT ready for season three #nbc hannibal #hannigram #CURSE YOU HANNIBAL LECTOR AND WILL GRAHAM #actually cried #i need to be restrained #WAAAAHHH #*sobbing noises* #*screams* #i am in physical pain #/SRS #i hate them. i hate them so so much #fuck you hannibal fuck you DIE DIEE #thats a lie i dont want you to die i love you #BUT FUCK IM HURTING

[shirozora-draws]

I really, really, really wanted a winter vibes doodle, and also I needed to warm up for the next round of fic illustrations. I see this as a win-win scenario.

And then I kept letting the brain talk me into an entire scenario around the doodle. Whoops.

In conclusion, happy holidays, have a human kid!Grogu riding a long-tailed reindeer.

#shirozora draws #shirozora writes #dinluke #skydalorian #clan of three #din djarin #luke skywalker #grogu #the mandalorian #star wars #story: sweater weather #story: parhelion #series: seasons #my personal weather vibes fic series where i listen to the vibes and not common sense #anyways I have warmed up and am ready to go fucking nuts on the next set of 3quelfic illustrations #this is so ridiculous #cannot believe i let my brain talk me into this #anyway happy holidays 2023 what the fuck was this year even

[july-19th-club]

seven or eight times now ive watched the episodes in which they take the andromache and this is the first time ive realized that during the initial battle, after they board, every time the camera is from dufresne's perspective it's blurrier than otherwise because. he took his glasses off for the fight

#real velma hours #i have a soft spot for s1 dufresne that i dont have for s2 & 3 #part of it is that jannes bore a passing resemblance to a longtime mutual of mine so i feel like im watching someone i know #the other part is . well its like andy whitfield versus liam whatsisface when they were on spartacus #i dont know for sure bc they passed and that's the reason their characters were recast. but the actors have a different energy #from seasons one to seasons two and three. and i really wonder what jannes would have brought to dufresne's betrayal #roland reed's take is extremely bitter and self-preservationist #but from what we did get of jannes' performance i imagine his version would've been more confused and fear-based. jaded/feral #and i always think it really wouldve been something #black sails #q #everything about this battle sequence is a masterpiece. from the shot of joshua getting his false fangs ready to put in #to mr beauclerc's pile of like a dozen muskets up in the crow's nest. because it's 1715 snipers can't reload . he has to shoot #a different gun every time #to the way most pirate media glosses over the minutia of battle or even priacy in general because it's about the vibe the aesthetic #but sails' piracy is a means to an end and so its pirates are just like. guys with jobs #the minutia of their battle sequences even in their comparatively less insightful first season are INCREDIBLe. like o'brien levels of detai #and the camera work in this sequence! even on my thirteen-inch laptop screen where my show is on a nine-inch window #i am right there in it i feel like im watching it in 3d

[liliesandparchment]

Penelope is such a complicated character. I relate to her most times but then she does something so drastically different from what I’d expect but I love that because she’s sweet and talented and she’s Portia’s daughter and a wonderful morally grey character. So I do find myself nervous about Part 2 ik theres a sex scene but im a little bit on the fence about the fact that Colin might not know she’s LW when that happens. Like i did not like the daphne scene in S1 and different implications i get it but like still idk I hope its cleaner than that one before

#i am a bit worried #about how we are gonna do this #also not at ALL ready #my fears could be unfounded #but do I have the patience to find out #no i do not #need something to keep me sane #lord help us all #bridgerton season three #bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 speculation #netflix bridgerton #netflix #bridgerton season 3 #penelope x colin #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #polin forever #polin #polin bridgerton

[thewiglesswonder]

Absolutley could not get over this fit from the book cover.

#complete with fashionable hat #God he looks so smarmy here I am NOT ready for season three #my art #the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #toh season 3 #emperor belos #belos #philip wittebane #caleb wittebane

[tomfrogisblue]

I have finally finished O Segredo Na Floresta.

I have cried more than I thought possible.

And I fear I shall never be the same.

#i have discovered that however bad quarentena was - cellbit has tons more angst material ready to unleash when least expected #it was so so so good but my god - i have never felt more empty #you ever see a piece of media and think yeh this is gonna change the way i view certain things forever - yep. #but now i enter the ordem episodes that arent captioned and only have the youtube autotranslate - the final boss for my portuguese knowledge #cellbit #ordem paranormal #this post is sort of my proof to myself when i actually finished the bastard - this season was three billion years long i swear #and still so long to go #cellbit will continue to stab my emotions for many more hours to come!!! #it is very late at night and i am very sad. TIME TO START THE NEXT ONE :D #o segredo na floresta #enigma do medo #bro i need to yell at someone about the last like hour of the damn thing because i have many things to say. or maybe just cry some more #at least my portuguese is much better now lmao. I'll get to a point where i can just listen to an episode with no subtitles if it kills me!! #hopefully cellbit will be back on the qsmp soon to rip my heart out with a cute lil cubito delivering heart wrenching angst for some variety #qsmp #ok sleep time lmao

[lupismaris]

Played fuckin D1 rugby players today (we are D3 for the record) and for the entire 30 minutes I was on the field they did not score. Neither did we, mind, but while I was with the pack those fucks did not score and that's what matters.

#i landed in two inches of frigid standing water at least three times. did about twelve back to back scrums. dunno the tackle #number there were many. one dog pile that fucked my neck a bit because that blond bitch diagonal from me kept wrenching #i played with the starting pack and im very proud of everyone. i could have done better but I didn't go into it with the best headspace #had some good convo with coaches tho about the pack and our set up and tbh they felt i did solid for my game time so maybe its me #being hard on myself #got a lovely drunken ode of admiration from the fierce side captain which had me ready to cry #rest of my squad is out partying with the dc team. i am soaking these old bones and hoping they get home safe #im the sober dd as always this season #brunch at 11 tomorrow 🥂. Saturday is a Rugby really means your weekend is never your own lmao

[lesbianbanana]

I don't know abt y'all but I am NOT ready to watch 12 year old Bianca di Angelo be crushed by a giant robot on screen

#i am also NOT ready to watch thalia grover zoe and percy search thru the ruins for her body #i am NOT ready to watch poor annie fall for lukes lies and hold up the sku bc she thought she could change his mind #i am NOT ready to watch zoe tell percy that he changed her views on men that shes had since hercules time while shes dying #i am NOT ready to watch percy almost die of a heart attack when annie falls off the cliff #i am NOT ready to watch percy come to the realisation that hes the one who has to tell nico his sister is dead #i am NOT ready to watch the trio to spend hours in the forest looking for nico after he runs away #to sum it up; i am NOT ready to watch season three of the pjo series

[a-dotrivenitupontop]

So someone on Reddit found what Edgar Minnows was an anagram for — “SD won R in game” — Sebastian Drapewood won his game of Connect 4 against Edgar, and what he won was Roxana, whom the Redditor speculated was originally Sebastian’s pet, and it was she Edgar won off of Sebastian as a child, not a playing card. So when Edgar ‘cut a corner off the playing card’, he actually killed Roxana, and that is why we didn’t see her moving on Edgar’s shoulder in any of the scenes set afterward. Also meaning Sebastian probably killed Edgar, for just as low-key but more-sympathetic a reason than Yasper killed Xavier in the first season — hence Sebastian’s name being an anagram for “We poisoned a bastard.” Apparently a later scene of the Connect 4 side showed Sebastian did win, not Edgar.

ok first i wanna say that this theory may be true. like i can see it happening and i can see it being a great motive. the redditor who came up with this is probably smarter than i am. (also after sebastians accent was revealed as fake ive learned to not discredit reddit’s theories lol)

but at the same time i feel like there should be more evidence? like another redditor said if we anagram everything surely there’s going to be something we can link as a clue (especially if we’re counting initials as actual words).

and regarding the connect four, i think the changes in the board should be noted in this theory. so far the pattern is:

•ep1- black wins 2 ways

•ep2- white wins 1 way

•ep3- b wins 1 way (im pretty sure)

•ep4- no connect 4 shown (also sus but that’s another theory for another day)

•ep5- w wins 3 ways

i may be digging too deep or in the wrong direction here but this leads to this pattern from the winning lines:

(forgive my phone’s shitty quality)

maybe it means something? is there a code that this could represent? is there a language with an alphabet similar to these symbols?

however!! we might only need to use the original connect 4 that appears in aniqs episode meaning this theory is correct and my effort was for nothing. who knows!

either way, all will be revealed in like four weeks……

#for the record i am very ready to eat my words #oh well if im wrong then at least i can learn for season three #the afterparty #edgar minnows #sebastian drapewood #i also do like how this theory explains roxana not moving (something i didn’t notice before but probably should’ve lol)

[radi0activec0smos]

Today is a day of THOUGHTS but this one is a) one of my more wholesome ones and b) just really silly and lovely and I hold it gentle.

Basically, brain went “Wait... these three each have two hands.... two hands to hold each other’s, mayhaps?” and then IMMEDIATELY thought of a very specific meme.

So behold! SOME DORKS! The world can never have too many dorks.

Does it make much sense canonically? Hell if I know. Do I find it absolutely adorable? Oh most certainly. Do I wish for them all to be happy and healthy? Of course! Am I still gonna put all three through emotional turmoil and angst? Of course. But for now, they get to be spared from the angst and shall relish in gentle smooches instead.

(Original image/meme this is based off of under the cut! Nothing else there lol)

#jupiter's radiation || art tag #sky: children of the light #sky: cotl #sky cotl #sky: children of the light fanart #sky: cotl fanart #sky cotl fanart #season of remembrance #season of the little prince #wounded warrior #tiptoeing tea-brewer #slouching soldier #these three are going to give me brainrot for a while and I know it #I am so ready for it #LET! THEM! BE! HAPPY! #I say as I put them through distressing situation 2352346526124123

[itoshi-s]

we are getting rin next week mark my words……… my puthy can tell @_@

#idk maybe i am just obsessed w this man #(im saying this as if it’s not true looool) #but i changed my mind seeing this weeks ep #i think we will get the final goal next week then sum fluff as they get ready for stage 2 #and then rin’s debut !!!!!! and the ep ends like chap 40 does #then ep 12 is the whole blue lock man part and getting into the threes maybe #and part 2 of the season begins with the 1st second selection game #idk it’s so fun to try and think of how they work around doing the chapters #!!!!! #also i am VERY desperate to see my man :/ #✧.* ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ zaria speaks

[shortson]

rewatching noël and i just 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#first time rewatching it and UGH TELEVISION #i am watching tww with my parents because they’ve never seen it before #and like i know i only started watching it for the first time a couple of months ago #BUT it is just so good 🤧🤧🤧 #i actually haven’t even finished my first watch yet but i’m at the end of season 7 only have three episodes #i’ve been putting off finishing it for the past few days #if i never finish it … it simply never ends 😗 #gonna go back to 7.10 (or 7.13 🫣) and start from there #THREE EPISODES IS TOO QUICK I’M NOT READY #the west wing

[hannahhasafact]

Sometimes going into the For You tab on tumblr is a dangerous game because you’ll see some nice art of a handsome man and go “oh I wonder if this handsome man is someone’s ocs or from a show let me read the tags-why is this tagged Lark Oak

#listen I already know that season two is about the grandkids but I am NOT READY for the kids as adults I am not #related point: I have seen just a bit of dndaddies fanart I just gotta say: #y’all are drawing Henry Oak WAY too fucking hot that man is not hot #like you heard this man be described and really thought: hot twink #the man I remind you had a horrible fart be described for three minutes straight #like okay but what #ramblings #also confession: when I think of lark and sparrow I think of miniature John mulaneys lol #because when mr. dm man voices them he sounds SO much like John mulaney

[swiftful-thinking13]

when I tell you that the guests today were directly from the pits of hell I’m not even exaggerating…why was every person the absolute WORST

#usually there’s a nightmare guest every other shift #but today was EVERY single guest #i don’t even know where to begin #some dude describing his girlfriend’s body to me in the most unnecessarily grotesque and disrespectful manner #the lady who claimed that she had credit from a return on a RECEIPT…and that she *lost* her gift card #she stayed at our store for two hours. #or the lady explaining to me how I am technically not petite after I threw that word around to describe what length I like my leggings GDKDH #or the THREE guests who explained to me how ugly and atrocious our patterns are as if I came up with them😩😩l #or this person who tried to return $600 worth of stolen clothes and I had to grab my manager #oh and my personal favorite #there were only two people on cash and so obvi the line was long #and this bitch walks up to the counter and throws her jacket on the table and she’s VIBRATING with fury #about how she almost walked because of the line and she wouldn’t respond to anything I said lmaoo I even wished her a good day at the end #and she looked like she wanted to murder my ass #I was fr having a mini panic attack at the register #everyone needs to click their personal reset button bc what the fuck was that #you know I’m pissed when my retail voice drops 😵‍💫 #I do not get paid enough for this shit #I was disassociating on my drive home hskdhdk #I honestly don’t think I’m ready for holiday season #on top of this our new assistant manager is a fucking useless incompetent CLOWN #but that’s a story for another time🫣

[calyssmarviss]

oh yeah time to 911

#i caught mere glimpses #it looks insane as usual #911 season 7 #here goes the groom #actually am scared hold my hand I’m still not mentally ready for the silliness and the implications #and I’ve had three weeks

[pockykierra]

Chapter Two of Saying the Quiet Part Aloud OUT NOW!

Super excited about this chapter, I hope everyone enjoys! A little sneak peak below the cut : D

Fic Summary:

The door to Aziraphale’s office slammed behind him, shutting so hard that the wood creaked and shuddered in a rather concerning way. Aziraphale paused, caught in a moment of contemplation, then turned and locked it. He truly doubted anyone would be coming in - they never did - but right then, it felt necessary. The world outside his office felt too large and overwhelming, the information he learned too big for his own head.

Aziraphale’s chest heaved as he backed up, settling himself on his chair with trembling hands. Too many thoughts ran through his mind to focus solely on one. Questions inundated his brain, none easy to answer, and some feeling completely impossible.

But Aziraphale was nothing if not a logical man. Yes, he was overly emotional, and social interactions were not his strong suit - but he was smart. If he could just clear his mind and calm his body, he would better understand what he just learned (rather unwillingly).

Taking a deep breath, Aziraphale closed his eyes and sank deep into his chair, focusing on other senses. Off in the distance, he could hear the muffled sounds of his coworkers chatting and the heavy footfalls of someone walking above him. He ran his fingers along the soft leather of his chair, noting how his fingertips sunk into the plush cushion. His mouth was incredibly, painfully dry - he remembered he had yet to have a drink today. The smell of printer ink and new parchments surrounded him.

How pretty he would be calling me sir while he begged for my cock in his mouth.

Aziraphale squeaked and sat up straight, clapping his hands over his cheeks, the burning heat warming his usually frigid fingers.

How was he supposed to think straight when all that came to his mind was- that? The words rooted themselves into his brain, latching on and not letting go for anything. Like a parasite. A really nice parasite that burned hot in his stomach and made him imagine inappropriate things.

Soft, addicting lips pressed to his own, biting his lip between passionate kisses. Exploring hands undoing is hands with practiced dexterity. His mouth wrapped around a thick cock, a deep, oh, so familiar voice moaning his name-

Aziraphale shook his head until he was dizzy. This was not the time and certainly not the place to be thinking about such things.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens fanfiction #good omens season 2 #aziracrow #I am jazzed I finally got this done #I wanted to post it when we got the season three announcement but it just Wasn't Quite Ready #and I'm glad I waited #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #pkfanfics #fanfiction