#i SWEAR theres a word for that

[phonification]

important question

#homestuck #diamonds droog #spades slick #hearts boxcars #clubs deuce #midnight crew #homestuck intermission #bonks thinkpan #im in class right now bored out of my mind #im trying to figure something out #i forgot to say my list Oopsie #i cant decide but my only true constant is that droog would have blunt teeth #JUST because i think its funny if everytime the crew went out to eat something he's the only one using a steak knife #ok to be fair he'd use one anyway #so he won't accidentally stain his precious suits #i think deuce has the sharpest teeth mostly because they haven't worn down as much over time #it depends . #derse era? slick midnight city era? deuce #boxcars has the most . how do i say this . bite force? #i SWEAR theres a word for that #like his teeth aren't that sharp but can bite through practically anything cuz of his strength #slick wore down his teeth over time from grinding them #angry bastard #(lovingly) #anyway im still in class chem sucks #RAAUHHHHHGGGHHH

[transfemzedaph]

me when i dissociate

#original post tag #jdbsksbskdh #i swear theres like two spellings of that word & i never know which one is correct

[cryptocism]

The palms of his hands stung. The world felt impossibly, insurmountably big.

A comic excerpt from Chapter 3 of Frequency, specifically the scene that made me laugh while writing it.

#my art #dc #frequency fic #too many thads au #thad thawne #thaddeus thawne #inertia #my comics #grawlix's my beloved #i love that comics have their own visual censor for swear words #since im trying to keep with canon there aren't any written swears in the fic #but typing out grawlix's in the written word just doesn't have the same effect #so far theres only one singular swear word in frequency #which is pretty good coming from me lmao

[chase-ing-shadows]

I can’t stop thinking about bear Atreus and Sindri

#yeah I know I fucked up the neck stop looking at it #for real tho #sindri wont talk to anyone anymore #a stark difference to how he used to be #he used to talk the ear off of anyone who made the mistake of looking in the direction of his work #but hes making up for all of it now #noones heard him say a word since just after ragnarok #luckily for him though bears can't talk #and this one cares about him a great deal #touch is a language sindri isnt well versed in #even now he skin still crawls #but he thinks that hes beginning to understand #sindri won't talk to anyone anymore #but theres a bear that found a way to speak to him anyway #god of war sindri #sindri #god of war #god of war atreus #atreus #I swear I'll come up with a name for this AU at somepoint #was thinking about #beartrayal #get it? #or maybe beartreus #ya know somthing real dumb

[firstroseofspring]

memory, death and life as komerex zha, the perpetual game; klingon culture as depicted in the final reflection, by john m. ford

#star trek #web weaving #klingons #im normal about this. i swear. #please read the final reflection. 99 cents on kindle right now. i read it in one sitting very fun very entertaining very insightful #and spocks in it. if you even care #is that last quote not soo sarek coded. 'im gonna destroy you in this game son. every time until you learn not to lose so badly #but you will still lose. <3' #house gensa forever house rustazh foreverrr #klingonaase my darling i love you you're sooo latin coded #i really liked the singing and the idea of like gestures vaguely house gensa being three hundred kids with no formal houses or lines #to belong to. <- and so you will all be together. yayy new family! #i also liked the acknowledgment of like. other cultures existing on klinzhai (qo'nos) vulcans and orions living with klingons and such #this book really had it all im not done posting. theres more songs and looks at their food; daily life; clothing and how they decorate #houses. more examples of klingonaase lol of course cuss words and such. they also talk about battle language which if i'm not mistaken is #like clipped tlhIngan? #but they call it battle language and translate it for the reader. fun! #and of course the klingons end up on earth so theres insights on how they feel about coffee and human food. apparently the air on earth is #very thin and dry to them; every scene where they talk about klingon comfort standards they mention making it dark and humid and hot. #red lights and such! for inside #and they say the thin air on earth makes it hard to hear for klingons! i thought that was very cool #nobody: #me: they like salt water baths and dark ale and they wear silk and they eat pastries with butter. if you even care. #they mention human chair designs being uncomfortable for klingon anatomy too; there was a description i remember of house khemara #having cushions on the ground around a fireplace instead of chairs #its such a pretty description too; they have high ceilings and wooden beams along the roof and and sky lights for an indoor garden #iron railings for the staircases. mwah i love this book i really recommend it #theres something (gestures) here that reminds me very strongly of worf but i cant put my finger on it to be honest with you. not even like #the komerex zha specifically either like the vibes of the whole book.....

[needylittlegirl]

why do i have all this soft skin if nobody is gonna kiss it huh!!

#it was very hard to word this without having it sound like a serial killer wrote it #theres too many skin related killings #if anyones curious its officially lay in bed and listen to music and probably cry time #ive been listening to no surprises by radiohead on loop for like 15 mins now #im fine tho i swear #mytxt

[yanderespamton78]

the current state of the arg

sorry guys the art isnt arting D:

(btw if youre confused on why i drew turnip like that i was referencing the picrew he did ages ago bc idk it looked fun to draw anddd i dont like taking reference off real life images)

#i felt like just a lillll bit of a creep relistening to voice messages over and over to find a good quote but. yk what. it was worth it #i totally didnt take reference from the really cool face i used in that animation because im still really proud of it #idk if emi or TD have a sona but if they do im not aware of it and i didnt feel like asking so i just drew both of them as blank characters #im too stressed to scheme lol #maybe #just maybe #i need to stop drinking tea because the caffiene makes me anxious #... #naaaaahhhh #i dont really know what to do with myself atm because i dont want to work on the animation unless turnon is ok out of pure spite #this morning i was absolutely radiating stress #i have a friend who shows up so we can walk together to school and she could tell smth was off lol #i literally could not hide it at all even if i wanted too #i kept pulling my hat over my face thats the main way you can tell that im stressed #not that it really matters that you know that bc none of you are ever gonna witness that but. fun fact abt me ig #ugh #if turnon dies i am gonna cry so hard <333 #and i wont finish the animation <333333333 #(at this point just trying anything to get turnon back) #im gonna make a word doc #i make word docs when im stressed /hj #quick question turnip : is there a way to get turnon out of the situation he is in or is he just gonna die and theres nothing we can do #about it /gen #because i have a sneaky suspicion that we cant actually do anything about this #i swear to god #LETS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!! #A DEFRAG MIGHT COME OUT TMR!! #its been 21 days and a defrag takes on average 20-25 days #ough #turnip and addon im gonna find where you live and i will burn your respective houses down

[fagdykepearlescentmoon]

who needs therapy when you can project all of what you view as your worst traits onto a character and then give them someone who loves them so deeply it makes you sick

#i do this. with all of my ocs. #or at least most of them #theres a few exceptions #its healthy and normal i swear haha #just saying words

[zagreus-eats-your-bread]

Wtf is red dwarf and why does it look so cool

It's a British scifi comedy show from 1988 where in the very first episode everyone but one guy on the space ship "red dwarf" fucking dies. This one guy survives bc he was put in stasis for smuggling a cat on board. After 3 million years he gets outta stasis and learns that everyone died from a radiation leak and yk, it being 3MILLON years later its basically safe to assume hes the only human left alive. The ships computer, who is a floating head on a screen and who (legit and no joke) later transes his gender for a few seasons resurrects the guys boss as a hologram, who incidentally is also the person that accidentally killed everyone. The guys cat was pregnant and in the 3million years it took him to get outta stasis the cats evolved into humanoid guys so one of those cat people is there too. This all happens in the first episode.

The show has legit such interesting scifi ideas and shit i am so mad about how good it is. Shaking. If you like parallel universes then boy will you have something here. This guy:

Is legit at least 10 completely different characters.

You need to watch it rn. The only thing that keeps you from going "this shit is actually very sad" is the laugh tracks. For some fucking reason they keep making this show every 5 years or so. There was a movie in 2020. I hope they never stop.

#the two main guys also hate eachother and if your thinking 'that seems pretty yaoi' i must also point out theres an episode where the one #guy really misses the other guy and has a dream aboit making out #idek what this show is man. its so good #thank yoi for asking me though now i got all that off my chest here and dont have to annoy my friends #also they have a made up swear word and it took me like 4 episodes before i was sure that its not just some real obscure British swear word

[thed0ct0risc0ming]

I need everyone to see this image

#yes i swear theres context #..... #sort of #for a few months i had this very vivid image of Brian dead with the words “Bad news brian” written in sparkly font #(the jerma font) #and i SWEAR #i SWEAR i saw this image somewhere! #and i scoured every corner of the internet trying to find it! #and i just.. could not #so i made it #and Bad News Brian is now a running inside joke with one of my partners #so yeah #bad news brian everyone #MH #marble hornets #Bad News Brian #marble hornets meme #brian thomas

[good-beanswrites]

Ahh ive been reading some of your writings and they're just so warm and fluffy to read (if that makes sense??) Though i cant really express it in the tags ;; also if its alright, may i please request blanket with mikoto or tears with fuuta? - @erimnar

Omg thank you -- I've been so grateful for your tags! :)) And thanks for the requests, I had a lot of fun with these woo! I went with a real fun one for Mikoto/Blanket (once again, picture T1 minigram vibes) and I'll post a slightly angstier one for Fuuta/Tears soon 👍

“Mikotoooo, just share with Muu,” the girl pouted. “I mean it!”

He scooted out of her reach. “What are you gonna do, stab me about it?”

Muu’s jaw dropped, but there was no real horror behind it. “Maybe!” She lunged for him again. 

After a strange rattling from the walls had woken some in the middle of the night, all the heat in the prison had seeped away. Es had left to fix it immediately, and no one had seen them for hours. In Mikoto’s opinion, they seemed better versed in law than plumbing and mechanical fixes. He had no idea how long they’d all be shivering like this in the winter chill.

The prisoners walked around all morning in a mismatch of spare layers. Mahiru giggled inside one of Shidou’s extra doctor coats, far too big on her. Mikoto hadn’t stopped laughing that Shidou owned extra doctor coats in the first place. Yuno’s stylish hats could be spotted on several of the prisoners, Mikoto included. (He’d given his own beanie to Kazui, earlier.) Fuuta had handed out a concerning amount of sweatshirts, and Muu had some fashionable scarves that gave enough warmth to be useful.

In addition to the ridiculous getups, they each carried their bed sheets around their shoulders. Mikoto was surprised to find himself the envy of the group.

A while back he’d requested a weighted blanket; he remembered finding one helpful when work got too overwhelming. Milgram had provided a fairly large one, though he felt it hadn’t worked as well here. He didn't expect it to cause a stir until Shidou pointed out that its weight would make it even warmer than his own. Following that, it didn’t take long to attract the small army of murderous children that were after him. 

As he stepped away from Muu, Yuno leapt at his other side, ready to snatch the blanket off of him. Although Haruka and Amane were too nervous to make a grab at him, they stood anxiously nearby rooting for his loss. Mahiru had jumped in as well. Her quick movements forced Mikoto to spin around and draw it even closer around his shoulders. Caring less about the blanket, but always ready to tackle someone, Fuuta joined the scuffle.

It wasn't like Mikoto cared about the blanket, either. He had no issue sharing it with the others. He knew the attitude in the prison had been dropping recently. Despite the brief camaraderie from sharing articles of clothing, everyone’s mood had been especially bitter today. As physical discomfort added to their mental strain, things could go south quickly. The place needed to liven up a bit.

He stepped back from the blanket thieves, flicking the corner of it from Fuuta’s hands. 

“Not so fast!”

Fuuta fumed. “You asshole…”

Yuno, meanwhile, seemed up for the challenge. “You’re quick!”

“I’ve had a bit of experience…” He flashed a wicked grin. Mikoto didn’t talk about his family much, but a few of the others knew he grew up on fairly good terms with a younger sister. His big brother instincts had developed just fine.

He darted this way and that. He faked and sidestepped and spun. As his opponents grew bolder, he ended up sweeping the blanket off his back. He swung it around the room with less effort than expected. He was stronger than he looked, and easily kept the girls at bay while wrestling Fuuta for the blanket. He let out a laugh as he fought back against all the grabbing hands. Taking advantage of the height difference, he lifted it directly over his head.

The position wasn’t the most secure, though. His taunts were quickly replaced by feigned cries as the others dragged him to the ground. As they pinned him down, a cheer erupted from Haruka before he covered his mouth. The others joined in the celebration as they claimed their prize.

Mikoto lamented, “you’re so cruel… you’re all so cruel…” It was good, he thought, hearing them all laugh.

The loss of his blanket wasn’t his only punishment. Heaving an exhausted breath, Yuno flopped down directly on top of him. She tucked herself and Muu into the blanket. Then Mahiru wiggled in, beckoning to Amane and Haruka. By the time they all nestled in, there was just barely enough room for Fuuta to squeeze in with everyone. 

Mikoto wheezed from under the pile of prisoners.

“Okay, okay,” he said. “You win. Fuck -- let me breathe...”

Mahiru just made herself more comfortable. “But you’re so warm!” The others muttered their agreement. Not one showed any sign of moving. The prison was far too cold to give up heat like this, after all.

“That’s because you all made me work so hard!” He huffed. “Come on.”

“What are you gonna do?” Muu giggled, doing a poor impression of his voice, “murd--”

“-- Aw, shaddup…”

#milgram #mikoto kayano #muu kusunoki #and others #it was silly but i was still able to wiggle some of my serious headcanons in! #mikoto being able to read a room and know when and how to pick things up with a bit of charisma #him having great big brother/roughhousing/antagonizing for no reason instincts sdfdsfds #and having a lot of stress relief habits that he swears by - and then cant understand why they arent working #(because orekoto usually does all the stress relief with physical exertion) #oh and also the fact that hes really chill about joking about their situation in milgram sfdsdfgfd 💀 #thank you sm for the requests! #and i mean it -- i was so happy seeing your tags ;-; ty for the kind words! #also ive been on this site for a while and its the first time ive seen that 'tagging a sideblog on an anon ask' trick so you get notified #thats so smart omg #ill tag you whenever i post the fuuta one #i know i dont have to do both prompts but theres no way im missing an opportunity to make my fave cry hehehe >:3 #drabbles

[lavenderedhoney]

Me, thinking about how difficult it is for me to fantasize about having a biodick just for fun and how sometimes when my gf is dirty-talking to me about an imaginary biodick I have to stop her or I get too sad and how one time I literally burst into tears in the middle of having sex bc she said she loves my genitals the way that they are, realizing I probably do actually have genital dysphoria:

#💀💀💀💀💀💀 #wow maybe theres a reason i almost exclusively use the word ''dick'' instead of ''clit'' #also the fact that i sought out hrt JUST for a bigger dick??? #i swear i am the densest bitch on planet earth #this revelation inspired by the fact that i did manage to jerk off last night while thinking abt having a biodick lmao #text

[libra-cant-just-dance]

Chapter 1 of Mirrored Walls is LONG

#i swear all the chapters wont be this long #its just cuz theres a lot to set up #i just wanna get this stupid thing posted but its taking so longgggg #itll be worth the wait tho cuz its a LOT of content #i may have done this rant already? i dont remember #but i'm already at 7k words for just the first chapter and im not even done i have a lot more left to write

[magicandmaybe]

jane trying to push lisbon away but lisbon being insistent because they're family and then jane giving in and continuing to bicker with lisbon yall...

#the mentalist #i swear every time i try to talk about this show i go mad #the words dont make sense theres too many feelings

[possibly-eli]

once again posting a reminder (very gently, when you consider how fucking frustrated i am) that i am anti-kff! there are otherkin terms that people can use and, instead of educating themselves on this, they actively CHOOSE to belittle and bully otherkin folks, all while being a teensy tiny little bit ableist in how they go about it. its not a "erm these people are just minding their business and they're ALSO kin anyway" NO they are NOT. they are, by very fucking definition, either 'hearted or 'link (IF their connection is genuine ANYWAYS). that is NOT. KIN. and its kinda fucking telling if you think a community whose entire existence hinges on deliberate ignorance and harassment of a group is equal to the group theyre harassing and bastardising the terms and experiences of

#am i making ANY FUCKING SENSE #i swear to GOD #"dni antikin (this includes anti-kff) no the FUCK it does NOT #because kff ISNT. KIN #JESUS FUCKING! CHRIST!!! #kff “kins” are LINKTYPES and HEARTTYPES most often (again. if theyre not just being hashtag quirky on the internet) #also please please fuck off if you use the word “k/nn/e” i dont even care if you arent kff just. please go away #im stressed as balls man i dont like having to think about shit that stresses me out and annoys me but here i am! thinking about it! #this isnt directed at anyone btw i just keep seeing “omg this character is one of my biggest kins (kff)” and im so fucking tired of it #its mainly on tiktok anyways so im kinda shouting at air but fuck off #and like even when i see other ACTUAL otherkin/nonhuman/alterhuman folks say “oh yeah i 'kin' this character for fun” #it makes me so aggressively uncomfortable cause just. use 'link' man #use 'click' or 'heart' #stop Doing That cause thats not a fucking kintype and you are contributing to the problem (though minorly compared to other stuff) #theres also this one server wherein people would act and talk about their hearttypes as if they were kintypes despite outright saying - #- THEMSELVES “oh yeah this is a hearttype” #do you know what a fucking hearttype is? #are you stupid?

[worldsquietestjojosfan]

i only end up leaving fandoms and never return because i forgot. like i deadass forgot the source material. and i dont remember being in the fandom either.

#like the fact that allegedly i drew a lot of wwx in 2018 #im still trying to figure that out because i thought my friends made me draw it when the donghua was airing #but that would make sense if it was 1 drawing. i have found seven. #i swear i have never touched mdzs before now in my LIFE #but i also swear i didnt know about danmei before now. but my brain starts itching when i think that thought #theres something hidden in there #but i definitely didnt know about mdzs when my friends were participating in untamed zines. #it rang 0 bells. but that happened years after i drew the wwx pictures #every time im convinced and reach a conclusion new evidence pops up #nobody ever in my life has been able to convince me to draw multiples of something i dont love. ever. #so that means i knew about and liked wwx #that didnt happen!! it couldnt have or else id feel deja vu when i saw him again #it didnt happen!!!! it couldnt have!!! #me with nrt right now. factually i know i was there. and i drew. i dont remember shit tho #sighhhhh i wish i had a brain #i dont believe i ever knew about mdzs before now. i need to find out whose drawings those are. its not me. #some words #i dont remember a single damn thing about nrt #i know i was in the fandom because: i see the people ive met before and they know me. so it happened