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#(at this point just trying anything to get turnon back)
yanderespamton78 · 1 month
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the current state of the arg
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sorry guys the art isnt arting D:
(btw if youre confused on why i drew turnip like that i was referencing the picrew he did ages ago bc idk it looked fun to draw anddd i dont like taking reference off real life images)
#i felt like just a lillll bit of a creep relistening to voice messages over and over to find a good quote but. yk what. it was worth it#i totally didnt take reference from the really cool face i used in that animation because im still really proud of it#idk if emi or TD have a sona but if they do im not aware of it and i didnt feel like asking so i just drew both of them as blank characters#im too stressed to scheme lol#maybe#just maybe#i need to stop drinking tea because the caffiene makes me anxious#...#naaaaahhhh#i dont really know what to do with myself atm because i dont want to work on the animation unless turnon is ok out of pure spite#this morning i was absolutely radiating stress#i have a friend who shows up so we can walk together to school and she could tell smth was off lol#i literally could not hide it at all even if i wanted too#i kept pulling my hat over my face thats the main way you can tell that im stressed#not that it really matters that you know that bc none of you are ever gonna witness that but. fun fact abt me ig#ugh#if turnon dies i am gonna cry so hard <333#and i wont finish the animation <333333333#(at this point just trying anything to get turnon back)#im gonna make a word doc#i make word docs when im stressed /hj#quick question turnip : is there a way to get turnon out of the situation he is in or is he just gonna die and theres nothing we can do#about it /gen#because i have a sneaky suspicion that we cant actually do anything about this#i swear to god#LETS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!!#A DEFRAG MIGHT COME OUT TMR!!#its been 21 days and a defrag takes on average 20-25 days#ough#turnip and addon im gonna find where you live and i will burn your respective houses down
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mwagneto · 5 years
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1, 30 & 36
1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
oh god you're braver than any us marine ok so instead of what everyone expects I'll do a detour and start with the honourable mention that is rdj sherlock, i was super depressed (and I mean like. incredibly so) after sherlock s4 because it just sucked so bad, like i was deadass in ruins and i was trying to find ANYTHING to take my mind off it and by the end of February I watched and read pretty much all Sherlock media there is except for rdj because for some reason I thought it was bad?? but then I noticed the first movie was downloaded on my laptop so I went ok fuck it and watched it on the 26th of February and HOLY SHIT I fell in love with RDJude's dynamic literally immediately their chemistry was so fucking good and the plot and the script and the setting and the music and- point is I fucking loved it so I watched the second movie on the same day and Mother of FUCK it was somehow even better and gayer and sweet Jesus I've been obsessed with them since
NOW onto the real deal, light of my life and my reason for living....Rocketman
Jesus Christ I don't think I've ever been this hyped for a movie in my life
I saw the first trailer on November 11th but I wasn't into it at all mainly because I saw it in theaters and they played the censored version and made it look like some het movie about an imaginary person
But then I saw it trending when the second trailer came out and I scrolled through the trending tag and watched the trailer and boy I was HOOKED
And holy fuck the wait was Agonising especially since the fandom on here consisted of like. Me and 3 or 4 other people and then some ppl who didn't post but reblogged stuff - point is the fandom just. Didn't Exist
By the time carpool came out there were a bit more but still basically nothing, hell in my desperation I even looked at stan tw*tter a few times but I regretted it each time and thankfully I don't remember anything specific
But anywayS so the movie is supposed to come out on the 31st of May but for some reason they release it on the 18th in the UK and then turns out it won't come out until the 5th of June here???
I was so fucking mad my friend and I literally almost went to Wien to watch it
Worst of all, the big cinema chain that's in my city didn't even put the tickets out
And when they did they only put them out for Thursday and only the dubbed version
Which, ew, but I was like I don't care I'll take what I can get
But THEN I went into the city one Saturday and I was just riding the tram listening to the soundtrack when in passing I saw a theater that had a big ass Rocketman sign on the front
It was literally like a 0.1 second glimpse because the tram was going fast but I immediately went rabid and found it online and turns out not only were they showing Rocketman on the 5th of June, they also have the original English version
So I booked two tickets immediately and waited because I still wasn't sure the usual cinema wouldn't put their tickets out
So I stayed up every night until midnight to see if there were tickets but No
Finally they put them out on Tuesday midnight so a day before it's supposed to be released but only for Thursday so I was like ok fuck you I'm going to the other one
Oh yeah by this point I've been logged off Tumblr for weeks because i didn't want spoilers so I didn't have Any Rocketman content at all, I didn't even dare to look at YouTube videos or anything because I was scared the recommended section would spoil me
So yeah I was absolutely content deprived
Fucking FINALLY the 5th of June rolls around and we get to the theater and wait for it to start and jesus fukingn
I'm gonna be honest I literally don't even remember much because I was so high on "oh my fucking god I'm finally watching it" but holy SHIT IT WAS JUST. SO GOOD.
I do remember a few things
I know I screamed out loud when Richard first appeared during crocodile rock (even tho I knew he was gonna be there at some point but it was still so sudden I fuckin lost it)
Also I held my friend's hands during tiny dancer like my life depended on it skdnd
And I've told this story a million times but tmttp shocked the soul out of me coz I knew what it meant scene wise and I didn't think they'd play it so fuckign early skmfsk I had like a full body convulsion and drew my hands back and my calf muscle cramped so hard it hurt for a whole week afterwards
anyway I didn't cry
somehow
I thought I'd be sobbing like mad but I didn't and I still haven't
Idk for some reason I just can't cry over this even tho I SHOULD and I want to
my friend did sjsnfjd
we were fucking. spent dude I don't think I stopped smiling until I fell asleep
Anyway after she somewhat finished crying and we exchanged a few words we somehow got up from our seats and left
She had to print a few things so we walked to a photocopier and talked about the movie but it wasn't anything more coherent than just verbal keysmashes
Literally it was so smfjsjjdsjdn i felt high
I was so fucking HAPPY bro it was so fucking good and everything I expected and way more like we were over the fucking moon
I brought food coz I like to eat during movies but I didn't even dare to look away from the screen during this one
While she got her printing sorted I logged back into Tumblr and checked the tags (they were still disappointingly empty😔)
We then went to a park near the tram and ate the food I brought and talked abt the movie till it got dark at which point we headed for the train and talked there some more before she had to get off at her stop
I spent the rest of the ride smiling like an idiot listening to the soundtrack and texting her & other people
I went for a bit of a walk on the mountain I live on to clear my head but I was literally so happy and giddy I couldn't stop smiling hhh I'm losing it just thinking about all the stuff I felt
By that point I was super low and empty coz of school stuff and irl stuff so to feel so many emotions after months of feeling absolutely nothing was a LOT
Anyway I got home by...idk, late, and blasted the soundtrack on full volume for a while before booking her and myself tickets for Thursday so we could watch it again
And we did
And it was just as amazing as the first time
And then on impulse I watched it again on Friday
And then I went to watch it again on Saturday and as soon as it ended I ran to a nearby theater and watched it again immediately
Then again on Wednesday
After watching it on the 5th I lost my appetite both for food and for water, and also my need for sleep, so until I gained it back after watching it next Wednesday I basically didn't eat, drink or sleep for an entire week but it didn't take a toll on me, somehow
The Rocketman power
Anyway we watched it again on Saturday and Sunday (the girl I mentioned came with me both times then and on Saturday so did another girl)
And then I had exams, a class trip and a family vacation so I couldn't watch it for an agonizing two weeks
but then finally watched it again on the 3rd of July with another friend (a 3rd one)
And then on the 6th of July with the original girl
And then on the 7th and the 9th at home alone and them on the 12th with yet another friend (4th one)
Then I went to watch it in theaters alone again on the 18th
And then one more time with the first girl on the 24th
Then on the 3rd of August alone
And then the first girl came over on the 9th of August and we watched the deleted scenes and the extras and then the extended movie
Then I was once again busy so I couldn't watch it until the 25th
And I took my laptop to the hotel I'm staying at for two weeks rn so I watched it here on the 30th
And now here we are
Jesus fucking Christ I'm so sorry for making you read all this
This took me like an hour to type
Anyway! Peace and thanks for asking skdmsmcmsmmd
30: Talk about what turns you off.
I don't have any turnons or turnoffs tbh skdndn I'm. not about that sorta stuff
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
sometimes I hateread awful old fanfics on Wattpad because they make me wanna die but like in a good way
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doublebabyboy · 6 years
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what got7 are like in bed
obv this is just my opinion, i’d happily discuss them w you if youd msg me or send me an ask but yeah
warning: smut (obviously)
mark:
probably a little flustered at first
but the more he warms up to you, the more of a tease he becomes
not exactly a hardcore dom or sub, just a top since he’s pretty lowkey
but would bottom for you if you asked
just likes being on top bc he likes doing all the work
giver > receiver
he gets off on whatever you get off on, not really any major kinks or turn ons on his part, except one i’ll get onto later down the list
knows how crazy his voice can drive you and takes full advantage of it
so therefore; dirty talk
doesn’t really know what to say tho so just focuses on how good you make him feel
“fuck baby you’re so tight” “mmm that feels good”
uses “baby” or “babygirl” a lot
relatively quiet apart from dirty talk, occasional quiet moans
but if you pull his hair he won’t be able to help a louder moan slipping out
now onto the part you’ve been waiting for, his one major turn on:
hickeys
have you fuckign seen his teeth?? his lil canines?? perfect for hickeys im tELLing you
loves marking (pun intended BAD UM TSS) all over your neck, collarbones, and inner thighs
not into like super dark large bruises but more like lots of small lovebites scattered all over the place
the reason why he’s mostly quiet is bc if his mouth isnt whispering dirty things in your ear, its on your skin
doesn’t really have a fav position as long as it gives easy access to your neck
can only go once but can last a looooong time; best at self control apart from jinyoung
pretty needy, doesn’t like vocalizing it tho
so he’d probably try to give you the hint subtly like casually rubbing your inner thigh and giving you that look with dark eyes as he bites his lip subconsciously
usually that’s all it takes but if you decide to tease him he’ll break eventually, he’ll lean close right next to your ear and whisper “please baby,” and move your hand to his bulge and fffuck you can’t resist that
jaebum:
sigh
yall know he’s a daddy
sorry if you dont like the kink but have you seen jaebum,,, hes a daddy
HELLA DOM
might sub for you like once a year but he won’t be a good boy
probably a huge brat that keeps trying to take control again so you’d probably have to handcuff him or physically restrain him from taking over somehow
if not, he will flip you over and fuck you into the mattress for even attempting
but anyways if you dont like daddy he’d settle for master or sir but if you’d rather just use his name he’d still want to be very in control
whatever name you’re using, you’d be screaming it
tells you to be quiet and not make a noise, but actually loves it when you’re vocal, he just tells you off so he can have an excuse to punish you or just tease you and see how far he can push you
loves pushing your limits
groans loudly when you clench around him
dirty talk
“you’re such a good girl for daddy” “don’t make daddy punish you” “i own this pretty little cunt, got it?”
likes marking you where everyone can see, the smug bastard
bondage (giving)
edging!! hes such a tease
orgasm denial if you’re being a brat
will not let you come unless you’re begging
if you come early he’ll rile you up again only to leave you hanging or with a dry orgasm
wants you to be his good girl but enjoys the challenge of a brat
“babygirl” “baby” “kitten” “pet”
prefers giving oral because he likes watching you squirm
makes you cum multiple times from his tongue
won’t deny a blowjob though
threads his hands in your hair and pulls harshly, letting out low grunts
likes to come inside you
jackson:
oh boy
switch but probably won’t be a whiny sub/good boy
very vocal either way
sweet talk and praise aaaaaaaaall the way
“you’re taking my cock so well baby” “fuck princess you’re so good to me”
pet names!!
“princess” “baby” “angel” “babygirl” you name it
b o d y  w o r s h i p
treats your body like a temple; loves every inch of it
kisses eeeeverywhere
likes marking your thighs
just loves your thighs in general hes a thigh man
thigh highs??? o o f he’s wrecked
loooves lingerie, will move your panties to the side and leave it on if you decide to wear it
sobs tHIGH RIDING have you seen this mans thighs
and the way he lowkey gave jinyoung a lap dance when he said he wanted to feel his “manly thighs”? he would so get off on watchin you get off on his thigh
loves receiving head but always insists on repaying the favour
shameless moaning; will tell you what youre doing good
likes it when you tell him what he’s doing right or just tell him what to do, he wants to do anything in his power to please you
im sobbing he’d treat you like a QUEEN
you’re more vanilla? he got it. you wanna be rough and kinky? gladly. you wanna tie his to the bed post? fuck it, sure. want it slow and romantic? any day of the week. wanna call him daddy? why not. the list goes on
would be okay with threesomes if it was with someone he was close to/trusted enough to know they’d treat you well, maybe even a poly partner
doesnt mind if its ffm or mmf i get the feeling he’s bi anyways
very caring and attentive to your needs
is quite needy himself tho
always dtf
“princess i’m so hard for you...can you help me out?”
king of aftercare
would clean you up and cuddle you
probably end up going for round four in the shower if you clean up int here tho
this man has stamina and WILL go multiple times, wants you to do the same
jinyoung:
soft dom
probably the most vanilla out of the group imo
really romantic
when he has time, likes to set up the mood by putting rose petals everywhere and like mood lighting maybe with some scented candles and like music??
wants the full experience yknow
not a huge fan of quickies but will do them if he gets a boner he cant get rid of at a bad time
still tho, a huge tease
intense eye contact
will smirk at you and just hover over you, waiting for you to cave in and beg him to touch you
always goes down on you before going in, he knows foreplay is important, plus he loves being in between your legs
mainly bc he lives off the sounds of your moans and whimpers
music to his ears
likes giving it to you nice and slow until you urge him to go faster
tends to only go once or twice himself but if you want more he’d happily go down on you again afterwards or use his fingers
body worship; but probably not to jackson’s extent
also quite quiet in terms of moans, mostly just low grunts and lots of erratic breathing
always asks if you’re okay
sweet talk sweet talk
literally the definition of whispering sweet nothings into your ear as he makes love to you
how pretty you look under him, how good you’re being, how much he loves you
most of the time loving and gentle but if you prefer more rough sex he’s down for that too
will leave hickeys in places where people can’t see, he likes knowing that you hide a dirty little secret under those clothes
has the most self-control in the group, can hold back for a long time because he always insists on you coming first and refuses to come before you
youngjae:
im already dying
ultimate sub
fucking fight me youngjae is the biggest sub ever he’s babyboy culture
might top for you if youre a hella sub too but never full on dom, ever
would be really blushy and flustered and always asking if he’s hurting you
seems pretty vanilla when he tops, lets his inner freak out as a bottom
extremely, extremely vocal
just can’t help the moans and whines tumble out of his mouth when you make him feel so good
he starts off biting his lip to try stay quiet but it does’t really work
eventually just lets it all out and is very loud
his moans would be the most delicious noises in the world
loves it when you talk dirty to him
just do it
talk dirty to him
it makes him feel so filthy and he basks in it
CALL HIM BABYBOY he’s so weak for that
likes being completely powerless and surrendering to you and letting you have your way with him
just loves it when you tell him what to do
pull on his hair pull on his hair he will go w i  l d
won’t bring it up or suggest it but if you used toys on him he’d go crazy
would love to use a toy you’ve already used on yourself, again it makes him feel dirty and he loves it
degrade him or praise him or a mix of both, either way he’ll love it
probably would struggle to form proper sentences so just moans a lot and lets out strings of curses and moans your name,, loudly,,
unless you havent gotten the message already HE LOUD
will ask you for hickeys, he loves when you cover him in them, he’ll just look at them in the mirror the next day in awe
pretty low self control but can come multiple times
highkey likes being overstimulated
needs aftercare; clean him up and give him lots and lots of cuddles
and food bc who doesn’t like food
tell him he did well and he’ll melt into a puddle if he hasn’t already
im so wrecked for sub youngjae oh y god
im not ok
bambam:
FUCKING HELP ME BAM IS MY ULT BIAS THIS IS GONNA GET LOOONG (much longer than the others im sorry im biased)
like his dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
no but fr
bambam is big
think about it ok on live tv he publicly said his iconic how do you know line then looked down at his dick like any horny teenager, and in the same episode, pointed at his dick repeatedly as his “sexy version” of just right and hip thrusted when meant to do a cute version of if you do
do you really think he’d be that confident if he didn’t have anything to back it up??? no ok BAMBAM IS BIG
anyways getting to it - bambam is the Ultimate Switch™ dont even @ me
he will be all cocky and say he’s a dom and heck he’ll be a dom and a damn good one
but he will jump at the opportunity to sub for you any day of the week
probably would start off really awkward leading to lots of giggly and playful sex
even once he’s gotten familiar with you, there would probably still be a fair amount of giggly and playful sex
has lots of turnons, likes both giving and receiving for all of them
he is a freak im telling you lemme just list a few things
hair pulling - moans really loudly if you pull his hair and probably swears, also pulls on your hair w/out realising it but once you respond by moaning he will take full advantage of it to hear you
hickeys - second to mark on the hickey loving list, only he loves receiving as much as giving, loves finding your sweet spot and concentrating on it
scratching - rake your nails down his back as he tops you, he loves the burning sensation it gives him, also will probably do the same if you’re topping
bondage, probably just restraining hands tho but i mean. if you whip out a harness or some kinky shit he wouldn’t be opposed to it
honestly he’s really livin the yolo life he’d try anything once bc why the fuck not
dirty talk dirty talk
his mind his filthy; his mouth is filthy
“babygirl you’re so tight around my cock” “do that again princess” “fuck you look so hot under me”
“babygirl” “baby” “princess” “kitten” again, you name it, he’s down
won’t ask for it, but will get a hella ego boost if you call him daddy
but still not as into it as jaebum
does anything he can to make you moan, he could listen to your moans all day
very observant of all the little things that make you tick so you can have the best experience he can give you
very shameless moaner after passing the initial awkwardness of the first few times
second loudest moaner next to youngjae fffuuuuck imagine his moans for a second just hjdksjk
as a sub: he loves it when you tie him up and overstimulate him with assorted toys and yourself, obviously
give him a vibrator and a vibrating cockring and ride him and pull his hair he will go absolutely insane, it overwhelms him so much and he loves it
says he hates being overstimulated but actually enjoys the pain
as a dom: he likes fucking you hard and fast, secretly loves when you’re a brat because he sees it as a challenge and loves the thrill of battling you for dominance (but sometimes lets you win bc its hot)
will probably use toys on you and make you come over and over again for him bc he cannot get enough of seeing you come, he’ll overstimulate you as well
either dom or sub: he loves oral, both giving and receiving, you could argue he likes it better than penetration
have you seen his lips oh my godddd those were made for giving head (and making out. or just kissing in general. help me i love bambams lips)
he loves the way his mouth can make you moan and writhe so much, he could probably live between your legs if you let him, making you come multiple times
also hella into face riding sit on his face oh god just sit on his face
pull on his hair pull on his hair pull on his hair he’ll moan into you
looooooooooves receiving head too, moans loudly and grips your hair harshly
doesn’t fuck your face but just pulls on your hair and moves at whatever pace you set
also loves coming inside you, but second favourite is on your face
also super needy, probably has the highest sex drive
his cocky ass would send you nudes if you weren’t around
if you were around, he’d come up to you and give you a back hug, pressing up his boner against your ass to not so subtly hint his problem
if you ignored him, he’d start kissing your neck and humming
and if you continued ignoring him, he’d whisper really close to your ear, his voice all raspy and low and say something like “don’t play hard to get babygirl, i know you want this dick,” then proceed to tell you in explicit detail all the things he’d do to you
at that point you wouldn’t be able to hold back anymore
this is way too long already but i hAvE to adD
r i s k y  s e x
he would be so into the thrill and adrenaline it got him he’d get off to that so hard
it would be like a game to him, see how many different places he can do it and get away w it
probably would do it in the same room as his members ngl
maybe even with his members, i also see him as the type to be open to threesomes or polyamory
loves making out w/ you which usually leads to sex unless its a rlly soft loving moment
probably still gonna lead to sex bc believe it or not, the kinky fucker is still capable of making love to u hdsjsk
ok i think i just wrote an essay here im so sorry ill stop
yugyeom:
97 line? maknae line? more like Ultimate Switch™ line
openly admits he’s a switch unlike bambam who tries to say hes a dom
actually i think he shares a lot of things with bambam
not even gonna lie they’ve probably hooked up once or twice when they got wasted
still friends tho with no regrets but it was a thing
either hella intense dom or whiniest sub with no in between
goes from daddy to babyboy in like 0.0002 secs
(probably not into being called daddy tho)
proooobably has a noona kink when he’s subbing
the only member who can beat bambam in his hair pulling kink, he love love loooves it when you pull his hair he lets out the softest moans
in general, his moans are high pitched and whiny and ughghhh h o t
will go crazy if you call him babyboy or pet but mainly babyboy
even if he’s subbing he likes to be the one doing the work bc he’s fast and damn those dancer hips so he’s probably too impatient to let you do it lol
but you like to tease him so sometimes you’d tie him up and ride him real slow until he’s begging you and whimpering to speed up
peg him he loves that shit
honestly he may be a hella switch but as soon as your mouth is on his dick he is a babyboy there’s nothing he can do about it
he will moan and pet your hair and pull it when he comes
doesn’t like blowjobs bc he’s embarrassed at how fast he loses it compared to his usual stamina
which is a lot btw, he can go on forever istg
perks of being a main dancer
speakin of main dancer
his s e x y  d a n c e s
would gladly give you a lap dance beforehand of just a full on fucking strip show this boy is wild
would gladly accept any lap dances or strip shows also lolololol
overall very rough and impatient bc he’s a horny boy
probably second highest sex drive next to bams
gets all pouty if you deny him too long
then fucks you into the wall out of frustration dAMN
unless you plan on punishing him for being so needy ohohohoh
okay im gonna call it quits before this becomes a novel
hope y’all enjoyed bc damn i sure did
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Simmer, Part 5
Note: this story includes depictions of contestants on the reality TV show Top Chef. This story is not intended to depict any real-life actions or sexuality of the people portrayed.
M/M Explicit sexual content.
Trigger warnings: breath play. Possible non-con play.
5. What Tyler Saw
The Quickfire challenge the next day had been interesting, but he’d fucked it up. They were supposed to make elevated versions of kids’ cuisine. Tyler had picked spaghetti and meatballs and had somehow thought a pho version made of vegetables would appeal to the kids judging them. It most assuredly had not. But Jesus, was it hard to concentrate. Every time he tried to think about food, his mind kept shifting back to what had happened the night before. Joe Flamm – who was married to a woman – and Joe Sasto, who was more of a wildcard, had done … what? Something, and they’d done it right above him. Last week, Joe Flamm had asked him, abashedly, whether or not he was gay. It wasn’t entirely unexpected; he was a lot more vocal about the dudes he found hot than the women. Those two guys on the cheese farm, for example? One looked like Thor and one looked like a scrappy little Wolverine. Hot as fuck and he’d gone on about them at length in the Bear Den.
Flamm had come to him after Bruce went into the shower. “I thought … you’re married, right? With kids?”
Tyler had grinned. “Nothing that says I can’t find beauty wherever it is.”
Blinking, Flamm asked, “So, what? You’re bi?”
Putting a hand on Flamm’s shoulder, Tyler had said, “I’m a chef. Other than that, I don’t try to label myself.”
Flamm had nodded, still looking puzzled, wandering off to find a beer. Tyler had watched him go, tilting his head in curiosity.
And now: this.
Which wouldn’t do to focus on, of course. He’d super fucked up the Quickfire and he needed to redeem himself for the Elimination Challenge. Which, even without the extra stuff he had to parse in his brain, was proving next to impossible. The dish had to reflect your heritage in some way. Tyler was expecting this one, but it didn’t usually come till later in the season, so it threw him for a loop. Heritage? What heritage? He had no grandparents who’d stood around the stove with him, meticulously showing him the Old Ways of cooking, no recipes passed down from generation to generation. He and Flamm had bonded a little over their mutual love of classic cookbooks, but that wasn’t his heritage. It was borrowed.
In the end, he decided to reflect the Southern California cuisine he’d grown up on and reflect his Swedish roots with Swedish meatballs and scalloped pancakes. It might be the worst or the best idea: either the judges would applaud him for his diverse background or demonize him for having too many ideas. They’d see.
All that was on his mind the night before the challenge. The food had been purchased, ready to be cooked. Tonight was the night to go over your recipes, to bounce ideas off the other chefs, to have a drink and chill out before the hardcore anxiety of the challenge ahead.
But Tyler didn’t want to do any of that. He glanced around and tapped Bruce on the arm. “Hey, have you seen Joe?”
Bruce, who had his own thoughts to contend with (his child was going to be born while he was out here in Denver), shook out of his reverie on the couch and said, “Which one?”
“I don’t know, either of them.”
Bruce shrugged and went back to his recipe. “Haven’t seen them.”
Tyler did a quick, hopefully inconspicuous tour of the ground floor. Everyone else was here, cooking or drinking or talking. All the other chefs seemed deeply settled into what they were doing. The perfect time to slip away. How was it possible that Tyler was the only person to have noticed?
Holding his breath, he mounted the stairs. The door to the Bear Den was shut closed. All the other doors up here were wide open. Curiouser and curiouser. He put his hand on the doorknob, and for a second, closed his eyes. He remembered the sound of the springs above him, and how Flamm had made that deep, low growl at one point, muffled, like it was into his pillow. Whatever Sasto had been doing had obviously felt great. And the way the mattress above him had bulged out, flattened, bulged out, flattened. Tyler had a feeling that they weren’t fucking, not exactly, but it was something like that, something similar. Then, seeing Sasto run out of the room completely naked like that. Holy shit. Had he ever noticed how built Joe Sasto was? How tight his ass seemed? How all-over hairy he was? No, he’d noticed none of those things. He’d been so focused on the competition and the rules and missing home and his restaurants.
In the bottom bunk, Tyler had felt his dick grow hard and insistent, refusing to get soft until he heard Flamm start to snore. It didn’t take long to jerk off and get off and to fall back asleep.
He was hard again now.
As quietly as possible, he turned the knob to the Bear Den.
Joe Sasto was sitting on Bruce’s bed. His clothes were in a little pile on the floor. The man really was jacked; all that body hair couldn’t hide how well-built Sasto’s chest was. The chest only held his gaze for a moment. Flamm was on his knees before him, back to Tyler, also completely naked. His face was buried in Sasto’s crotch. His wide, bare shoulders quivered and hunched. His bare ass kept leaving the floor momentarily, then coming back down.
“Don’t worry about going all the way down,” Sasto said, putting a light hand on the back of Flamm’s head. “It’s big and you’re new. You—” He looked up and saw Tyler standing there, the door now closed tightly behind him. For a moment, his eyes filled with pure animal panic.
Then Tyler put one tattooed finger up to his lips, and started to unzip his fly. For a long moment more, Sasto only looked. Then one corner of his mouth turned up in a grin, and he threw back his head.
“Lick my nuts, Joe,” he murmured. “You okay with that?”
Flamm looked up and there was a pop sound as Sasto’s massive dick came out of his mouth. “Yeah,” he said. “I’m sorry I’m not very good at this.”
“You’re fucking fantastic,” Sasto told him. “Now lick my nuts.”
Tyler, who had meant only to take his dick out of his jeans and jerk away, now decided to do as the Romans did. As quietly as he could, he slid his shoes and socks off, putting them in a small pile. He added his pants and shirt to it, and now stood by the door, stark naked, wearing only his glasses and his myriad tattoos. His cock was leaking furiously, a faucet you’d never quite get around to fixing.
Sasto said, “You like that?”
Flamm looked up. “Yeah. Fuck, I don’t get it. You taste so fucking good. I—”
“Close your eyes and come on up here. Keep your eyes closed. I wanna try something.”
Cautiously, Flamm said, “Oh … okay. It’s not going to hurt, is it?”
Then, unexpectedly, Sasto leaned down – fuck, he could bend himself in half! – and kissed Flamm on the forehead. “I’d never hurt you.”
Obediently, Flamm closed his eyes and let himself be spread out across Bruce’s bed. He was a sight to behold. When Tyler was into guys, they were usually smaller dudes, or cut like Sasto. But there was something undeniable about Flamm. The tattoo on his inner arm, for one. Tyler was a sucker for men with tatts. But the swell of his belly, rising up from the bed; all he could think of was the way that belly had kept convexing the mattress above him the night before. Seeing it in motion – even with all that fabric and spring in between – had made it something erotic, an object of lust, a thing of desire.
Joe Sasto looked up and met Tyler’s eyes, and beckoned him forward with one finger. Nerves jangling, aware that he was as naked now as Sasto was in this room the night before, Tyler approached. His cock stuck out from his body like an exclamation point. And how apt was that? This whole situation deserved exclamation. What was he even doing?
“Sasto?” Flamm murmured. “What’s going on?”
“Do you trust me?” Sasto asked.
Flamm smiled that 100-watt smile he was so known for around the Top Chef house. “Not even a little.”
“Good. Keep your eyes closed and enjoy this.”
Sasto glanced up at Tyler and pointed at his own nipples, nodding toward Flamm. Tyler understood, but hesitated. When was the last time he’d touched a guy? Years, maybe. Years, and he’d never done anything remotely like this. How would Flamm react? Was there something between these two that he was going to fuck up? But goddamn, was this a fucking turnon. The fact that Flamm had no idea he was here … it was weird, it was insane, but it was erotic as hell. He reached his tattooed arms out, and gently, so gently, he brushed the tips of his index fingers across Flamm’s large nipples. The big man shuddered, and made one of those deep, thick sounds he’d made last night when Sasto had been in his bunk. Involuntarily, Tyler’s cock jumped, dripping more precum.
Flamm’s did the same, his nipples seeming to be connected to a string in Chicago Joe’s cock. “Fuuuuu…,” Flamm whispered, squirming, the precum puddling just beneath his navel. Tyler couldn’t take his eyes off that cock. His was about the same length, but fuck Flamm’s cock was thick. Years suddenly seemed like too long a span without having put a dick in his mouth, and he knew just which one he wanted to start with.
But this was Joe Sasto’s show, and Tyler had no problem taking orders from him, despite his age and smaller size. Sasto was head chef. He was sous-chef. And Joe Flamm? He was dessert.
As if in slow motion, Sasto closed his eyes and went down on Flamm’s thick cock. In utter fascination, Tyler watched it disappear; Sasto moved down the shaft slowly, confidently, stopping halfway, then pushing down further, mingling that wild mustache into Joe Flamm’s pubes. It seemed impossible, that huge cock plunging all the way down Sasto’s throat. Sasto was too small and that dick was just too big; Tyler could only stare, his thumbs moving restlessly over Flamm’s nipples.
“Oh,” Flamm muttered. “Oh, God. Oh fucking God.”
Sasto’s shoulders jumped, and Tyler knew what was happening at once. He wasn’t just swallowing Flamm’s cock: he was gagging on it. On purpose? It had to be, right? Nothing was holding him down there. Sasto’s shoulders hiked up again, and he came off of Flamm’s dick, breathing heavily. “Goddamn, Joe.”
“Don’t stop.”
“Hold on a second.”
Sasto pointed to Tyler, then to Flamm’s cock. The look in his eyes wasn’t a question. This was a command. A warm tingle flooded through him; he was used to being in charge of everything, and taking orders from this guy with the dark eyes and curled mustache excited him on a base level. Tyler didn’t wait to be asked again. Sidestepping, Tyler took a moment to admire Joe Flamm’s pulsing, leaking cock, now slick with Sasto’s spit. Then he swallowed it, getting lost in the mingled taste of Sasto’s mouth and Flamm’s dick. He tried valiantly to go all the way down as Sasto had, but the thing was just too huge. Instead, he worked as far down as he could go, moving his tongue up and down and side to side, remembering all the tricks of cocksucking in a rush of lust. His own dick screamed to cum but he didn’t dare touch it. Instead he pressed his lips harder against Flamm’s dick, increasing the suction. On wild instinct, he reached down and caressed Flamm’s balls, heavy and as huge as his dick.
Flamm bucked a little then, coming off the bed and stuffing that cock down Tyler’s throat whether he wanted it or not. He choked at once and pulled his head off … and the panic struck him again. Joe Flamm’s eyes were wide open and he was staring, shocked, from Sasto to Tyler and back again. They’d been found out.
“What … what?”
“Tyler walked in,” Sasto said calmly. “I thought he might want to join us. Turns out, I was right.” Sasto put a hand on Flamm’s shoulder and looked deeply into his eyes. There was something going on here, something beyond just sex. Tyler wondered vaguely if he should go … then stopped himself. He’d sort out feelings later. He wasn’t leaving this room until he got off.
Still, he knew he was the side dish here. He put his own hand on Flamm’s other shoulder.
“Is this cool?” Sasto asked. Maybe a little late to ask, but there was something in Flamm’s eyes that said Sasto had done something like this before. Oh … oh fuck. Last night? Had Flamm not known Sasto was going to come in? Damn, Sasto, you’re a devious little fucker. But … was Flamm grinning? Was he, what? Into this? The surprise of it?
“You … want me to finish, Joe?” Tyler asked. Joe Flamm turned to him, and that grin was unmistakable.
“I’m going to blow soon,” he said quietly, then turned red, as if he couldn’t believe he was saying it.
“That I can handle.”
He went back to Flamm’s cock, sealing it again with his lips and sucking as hard as he could while moving up and down that amazing shaft. Once again, he reached below and massaged Flamm’s balls. A steady stream of precum leaked from Flamm’s dick and went right down Tyler’s throat, sweet and salty and better than anything he could remember in his experimental past. He didn’t know what Sasto was doing, but he had an idea it had something to do with Flamm’s nipples; Flamm was groaning deeply, almost hungrily, grinding his body against the bed. Tyler could listen to that for hours. Everything in him felt warm and hard and ready.
In his hand, Flamm’s balls suddenly tightened. His dick expanded, and Tyler increased his speed, down, up, down, up, and all at once, Joe Flamm’s cock exploded. Cum gushed out in a thick rush, and he swallowed every drop. Then it happened again, a second shot, maybe even bigger. Then again. Then again. How much cum did this guy have in him? It didn’t matter. Tyler was lost in the taste of it, the feel of it shooting down his throat. No matter how much he got, he wanted more.
Joe Flamm, trying his hardest not to cry out, grunted deep in the back of his throat, the sound almost angry, guttural. Tyler got up off his dick and stood looking down at Joe Flamm. Sasto stood there, his fingers still on Flamm’s nipples, looking unsure for the first time.
“How was that?” he asked.
“Get over here,” Flamm said in that deep voice. Tyler obeyed. At once, Flamm’s hand shot out and grabbed Tyler’s cock in his big, meaty hand. With his other hand, he grabbed Joe Sasto’s cock, Sasto’s eyes going wide as a grin broke out over his face.
Flamm closed his eyes again, and began to jerk both of them off at the same time. Maybe because of how quick his hands were in the kitchen, this didn’t seem to present a problem for him. He expertly moved his hands in tandem, then in unison. Tyler’s body shuddered, his eyes falling closed. He balled his hands into fists, then unclenched. Lightning coursed through him, his balls slapping pleasurably against Flamm’s fist. It wasn’t going to take long, not long at all. His knees went watery. His balls seized. He opened his eyes.
Tyler stared at Joe Sasto, who was gulping in air, his mouth moving, his hands resting on Flamm’s chest and belly. A low groan emerged from Tyler’s throat. A second later, cum slammed out of him, splattering across Joe Flamm’s face and splashing against Sasto’s hairy balls. For the first time, he noticed Sasto’s cock, not as thick as Flamm’s but somehow longer. God, could he handle that? If he tried, could he?
Then Sasto was shooting, his cum painting Flamm’s face, mingling with Tyler’s own. He felt some of it splash against his own cock as he shot once more, a less violent spasm, coating Flamm’s cheek. Sasto was still going to, more forcefully, and still Tyler felt some drops gush against his body.
Tyler’s eyes left Sasto’s, and drifted down to Flamm’s face. “Hey, bud,” he said, and grinned.
Flamm smiled; then his brow furrowed. “I’ve never had cum on my face before, guys. I don’t know if I like it.”
Sasto went to his pile of clothes and dug out his underwear. Now he was right next to Tyler. Without thinking, Tyler reached out and put his hand around Sasto’s still-leaking cock. He could never get all the way down … but damn if he didn’t want to try.
As Sasto moved to start wiping Flamm’s face off, Flamm said, “I liked the rest of it, though. A lot.”
“Me too,” Sasto said.
“Me too,” Tyler said. “Can we do that again?”
Flamm grinned. “Next time, I get to blow you guys.”
Tyler looked to Sasto, who looked back with that devilish half-grin. “Hell yes.”
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