#i got mail!

[mwagneto]

what's it with pirates and cocks

#HELP MEEE FNRMFJNEDKSKKS MADE ME LAFF OUT LOUD #anyway um. well. oh yknow. #i got mail! #black sails #ofmd #our flag means death

[astupidweeb69]

hello!! I am kinda nervous to write this bc I absolutely love your writing and the way you portray Toby is just so real. I love how you make him both a loser and a force of nature, like just bc he has no rizz doesn't mean he can't do anything lol. But I was lowkey thinking about your stories the other day and like, what if Y/N also had some screws loose? Like he pops up at her house covered in the blood of some guy who wouldn't leave her alone and instead of calling the police like a smart person she's just like: " 😳 omg you did this for me??" I know it's unrealistic and silly but it's also kind of interesting???

Ticci Toby x Violent! Reader

Toby with an unhinged reader? Well - there's a recipe for disaster lmao.

I know I said I'm not taking requests but this ended up becoming a scenario. I just had some inspo - hope this is what you were looking for! Because the reader isn't submissive? Idk

Y/N has some messed-up thoughts and there are mentions of violence under the cut!:

The reader I imagine in this case would have only seen how cringey Toby is - thinking he was just a creepy guy who's taken a liking to them and would avoid him at all costs. Probably up until this point assume that he's a wimp (Toby would initially try his best to seem weaker and unassuming when he approaches the person he likes)

The scenario I imagine is that Y/N grew up around conflict, and is fully comfortable around violence, even throwing a few punches themselves here and there. Maybe ended up in Juvie when they were younger and now works in some retail job - something where they regularly interact with the general public.

A customer tries to hit on Y/N when Toby's there - big mistake.

But Toby doesn't say anything at first.

He doesn't have to.

Y/N immediately shuts the customer down. But the guy doesn't let up. Curses are thrown back and forth, Y/N's wrist is grabbed.

He touched you.

Toby doesn't like that. Not one bit.

You get reprimanded by your boss after you punched the unruly customer in the face.

Luckily they didn't press charges.

You had a bit of an edge, from your surly demeanor and fucked sense of humor, but Toby had no idea you'd do that.

Kind of turned him on. He knew he picked you for a reason.

But alas, that was the extent of your revenge. You already had a record of aggravated assault and you didn't need another one added to the list.

Luckily for you that scrawny, lanky boy who always stared at you when he came in had a plan in motion.

Late at night, a knock on the door wakes you up from a nap on the couch. Of course, you look through the peephole first before answering.

Red.

Everything is red.

Only until you hear a familiar voice pipe up do you realize who it is.

Toby.

The blood covered so much of his face it was hard to point out who he was at first.

He speaks to you through the door, somehow already knowing you're there.

And he tells you what he did.

It takes a moment for you to process all the grizzly details, the way he followed the man, cornered him in an alley, and beat him so hard he'd pretty sure he cracked his skull on the brick wall.

He sounded giddy about it. Gleeful.

He was far from the loser you thought he was.

And you liked it.

Liked that he did that for you.

After all, in your head, hurting someone for someone else was the greatest form of love. It was the kind of devotion you'd always dreamed of from a partner.

You open the door.

Toby is surprised, but soon sees a look on your face he recognized. The kind of expression of sick joy and arousal that comes with blood lust.

You're blushing too. Blushing for him.

Everything was finally coming together perfectly, and once you let him into your home, he's never going to leave.

The relationship would start right off the bat. Toby is one to rush things.

It's all to claim you. Both mentally and physically. So you're attached to the hip pretty much. Expect a lot of PDA (Toby does not care who sees lol)

And a reader who's fully on board?

Yeah you're going to bring out the worst in each other. He'll encourage you to do more crimes, to get bloodier, to join him.

It would be a very bad situation for everyone involved.

But especially for anyone unfortunate enough to cross the paths of you two lovebirds.

#creepypasta #ticci toby #ticci toby x reader #fanfiction #i got mail! #my thoughts #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta scenarios #creepypasta x reader #yandere ticci toby x reader #tobyposting #ticci toby headcanons #yandere ticci toby #ticci toby x you

[attackpunk]

Hi, what does transandrophobia truther mean? I tried to look it up on google but I got more confused

The short answer is that I believe transmasc people experience oppression and that misandry is bad and in fact helps the patriarchy maintain its power over us all

The longer answer is that a lot of the time (on this site especially) you'll see people essentially shitting on transmascs and parroting TERF rhetoric for the purpose of "owning the men"

This manifests in dogwhistle phrases like "transmascs aren't oppressed because they are men and therefore have power over all women" which is incorrect because it completely ignores the intersectionality of transness and masculinity

Tl:Dr transandrophobia literally is antagonism/bigotry towards trans men and a lot of people don't think it exists because of their own misguided views on masculinity which usually mirrors TERF talking points. So, as a "transandrophobia truther" I believe that I, as a transmasc person, can experience oppression due to being a trans man.

I can go into more detail if you would like but this is the gist! Thanks for asking!

#i got mail! #transandrophobia #trans

[satan-incarnate-666]

What is your Hogwarts house?

you will never feel the touch of a woman

#i got mail! #discount raybans

[makerscockandballs]

Anders during his recruitment: "Don't threaten me boy/little girl"

Me: 😳

top 10 hottest anders moments

#kink: unlocked #apostate: threatened #dick: out #*i am forcibly removed from anders' clinic* #i got mail! #anders

[faccal]

Does Merrick ever cockblock Logan and Keegan? 

Thank you so much for this ask! And ohhohoho definitely

You see, Merrick is a class A asshole, and as much as we all love him, he's also a massive cockblock.

He definitely does it to Keegan and Logan, especially when he first finds out. He has an air of self importance and considers himself Elias's right hand man since he is next in the chain of command.

Keegan always used to ignore Merrick's bullshit, never really actively sexual with anyone. When Logan comes around though, and they start getting busy, they notice Merrick more and more. They'll be sharing breakfast and looking at each other when suddenly Merrick is clearing his throat behind them.

They'll be checking the others gear when Merrick comes between them, finishing Keegan's gear check while sending Logan off.

The first few times it happens, Keegan and Logan both think of it as Merrick being oblivious to their relationship and just making sure everything is going according to plan. "He doesn't realize he's getting in the way." Is their excuse for his behavior.

However, when Merrick starts preventing Logan from sitting beside Keegan on missions, at dinner, by fires, doesn't allow them to be alone together anymore, they realize something isn't right.

The worst part is, is Merrick sees Logan as like a nephew, and Keegan has long been his friend and comrade. So he thinks he's doing good work keeping them apart, but really it just leads the two sneaky men to being even sneakier. Keegan's stealth skills, keen ears and eyes are put to the test as he sees how many times he can sneak in and out of Logan's room without being noticed.

Logan uses his skills, along with ones Keegan taught him to do the same. Rope, hooks, and anything they can get their hands on makes the game all the more fun. It honestly does just become that, a game of avoiding Merrick and getting away with all sorts of shit because Merrick didn't take into consideration that Keegan gives no fucks and will climb a damn wall/window to get where he needs to go.

"Uh, Merrick?"

"Yes, Kick."

"Didn't you say that....that you were helping Elias by keeping Keegan and Logan apart? That, cockblocking was the best plan of success."

"Yeah, why?"

Kick watching Keegan scale a rope through one of the windows, holding his finger to his lips to keep Kick silent. "No reason, was just curious how that was going."

"Quite well actually! Keegan and Logan haven't been close in almost three weeks!"

"Right...."

And it's not that Merrick's stupid, he just thinks Keegan's too honorable to lie to him. Listen Merrick, nothing can stop the horny. Nothing.

Sorry for the shit answer for such a great ask! I've had a rough day and thinking isn't going well for me, lol.

Thank you again for this ask, I always love seeing your questions and ideas in my inbox!

#call of duty ghosts #logan walker #call of duty #keegan p russ #keegan x logan #thomas a merrick #kick cod ghosts #merrick is a huge cockblock for our boys #i got mail! #fanartcollectorwriter

[atlascrucified]

awaawwwaa.... are we mutuals..

awuuu sfnsfnsf hai!!! yes, we are mooties :D :3

#i got mail! #hai rezi :3

[supportpunk]

hai frien, excuse me, but on ur main it says you are Roman... does that mean you're from Rome (Italy)? i am not sure if i got that correctly /genuinely

have a nice day!!! and a cookie and some soup!! 🍪🍜 /positive

Nope, I'm American! Roman is my name :)

Ty for asking! And thank you for the cookie and soup :D

#i got mail!

[mwagneto]

honestly just imagining being stuck in a pringles can, very slowly suffocating to death, knowing you will die eventually, stuck on your ass because there isn't even room to stand, not even having a decent place to piss in the meantime and you are stuck with 4 of the most insufferable cunts on planet earth. While also being an obnoxious cunt yourself. I know you don't care about these people at all and tbh yeah, but jesus fucking christ I feel like pissingn and shitting an d clawing at the walls just thinking about it.

That they spent so much money to go and gawk at a deep-sea monument to hubris and then ended up like this is just so poetic. Like you could barely have made this up history is rhyming right now

LITERALLY like that's why this speaks to me so hard, because it's genuinely such a horrifying and extremely specific scenario that it all sounds made up. like the fact is you could not fucking pay me 250,000 dollars to do this and these people PAID that amount to go there. and the horror of imagining myself in there contrasted with how i unironically want billionaires to die horrible deaths and i finally get to watch it happen for once. it's all so poetic

#and like as someone who hates small spaces and absolutely despises the ocean this is EASILY one of the worst ways to die I've ever heard #like my 2 biggest phobias packaged into one. and they paid a million dollars for it. incredible #i got mail! #the titanic #titanic #oceangate

[astupidweeb69]

Nah fr it is kinda delusional to be like "Toby would be good in bed", bro literally doesn't understand the concept of pain and is just generally selfish towards reader and probably any other person he was interested in. Now hoodie? Bro would be so smooth I'd imagine, like light some candles and wear a silk robe with a bottle of wine - I just think he'd be pretty attentive and get an ego trip off of being good in bed. And then I think masky would be okay enough in bed, but I think it would prolly lack some passion.

I always imagine those three summed up like this:

Toby

Thinks going as hard and fast as possible equals pleasure. That's his go to method. Most likely it's more of a painful experience for the people he sleeps with. Depending on how much he cares about the person he's doin' it with - is open to change. But he'll look at the person and be like 'huh they're scrunching up their face and focusing a lot, and making a bunch of noise so they must like this' like no Tobes those are faces and noises of discomfort lol

Masky

Thinks he's better in bed than he actually is. Just assumes that his size makes up for a lot (it doesn't). Kind of average experience most of the time, but varies based off his mood and how stressed he is at work. Honestly the more pissed off and annoyed he is the better it gets 👀

Hoodie

He's actually not that romantic in bed. I just think he gets off on his partner enjoying themselves. Loves the ego boost and the sick satisfaction of having a person resorted to a gasping mess due to him. Probably into edging and bondage. Idk.

#creepypasta #ticci toby #my thoughts #i got mail! #masky creepypasta #creepypasta hoodie #hoodie creepypasta headcannons #creepypasta headcanon #ticci toby x reader #tobyposting #masky x reader #hoodie x reader

[attackpunk]

Okay ahh hi ...I'm really sorry this is a really stupid question but by "being a syestem" means you have did disorder, right? Sorry if comes of as rude in anyway I was just genuinly curious. Also what's an endo system? Btw I just came here from your bio ^^; anyway sorry to bother you!! Have a nice day<3

Hey, thanks for the question!

We consider ourselves a "traumagenic" system, which just means our alters/system formed from trauma. Most people know traumagenic systems as DID and/or OSDD, both of which are specified in the DSM

An endogenic system is any system that formed for reasons other than trauma, whether that be from other neurological disorders, day to day stress, or anything else

A lot of traumagenic systems don't like the idea of endogenic systems because they subscribe to the idea that only disordered plurality exists and you have to follow what the DSM says; we respectfully disagree for a few reasons

One: it's not our place to police other's identities or experiences, full stop. I'm not going to tell someone that they're doing something wrong simply because they use terminology that I may not understand

Two: I also don't subscribe to the DSM or ICD as the end all be all of mental disorders or anything similar. The DSM is a bunch of trauma response symptoms grouped together in little boxes that therapists have to assign you upon first meeting for insurance purposes

My proof is that I have endogenic friends who speak on their lived experiences and I believe them

Again, thank you for your question and being respectful, and feel free to ask more questions if you'd like!

Note: any sort of disk horse will automatically be deleted

#syscourse cw #endo safe #plural #i got mail! #attackpunk

[satan-incarnate-666]

Trick or treat? :3

get fucking corn mazed

#sorry katar ly katar #i got mail! #trick or treat

[murdertrio]

Hey I don’t know if you go on here anymore, but I finally got into the 3! When I started following you I was only watching Mr Robot and Killing Eve. But I have watched Hannibal too (in like 2019). It is my top one now and runs my life. I miss your post about this great ass show. Hope you’re doing ok, friend <33

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oh shit hi yeah it's a sideblog so i still get notifs i just don't use it anymore, im glad you liked Hannibal!!! funnily enough 2019 was the last time i watched it, i really really need to rewatch 😭😭😭 i still post about hannibal on my main (mwagneto) but unironically only like once every 2 months so dkejidemfjejd you wouldn't get much outta that, i might make a post on this blog when I start to rewatch and liveblog on main or something;; and yeah im actually doing really well:-)) i hope you are too, thank you for checking in!!

#ironic that the like 5 days my notes stop working are exactly when u send an ask djedieidjej sorry for the late response #i got mail!

[faccal]

First two questions, NSFW OTP ask game, Logan/Keegan please!

Thank you so much!!!! I'm SOOOO fricken sorry I haven't answered this sooner. I started answering it and then my dumbass lost it in my drafts.

Honestly the first one is funny to me because I'm rewriting Punishment, and in it there's a scene where Logan does his best to make Keegan loud 😏 so, here we go!

How loud are they? Which one is the louder of the two?

Depending on which fic/au they're in, the context can change, but I'll go with canon for now. Due to living so close to those around them, obviously they try to keep the noise down as much as possible. That being said, Keegan loves to hear Logan, and loves working him up to the point Logan or Keegan have to cover Logan's mouth, Logan has to be gagged, or bury his face in their pillows. Sometimes, when they're feeling extra daring, Keegan will tie Logan's wrists to his bed, and allow Logan to be as loud as possible (Keegan is exceptional with his tongue 😏😉)

Logan also has his moments where he can make Keegan loud, but due to Keegan's training and skills, he's usually pretty decent at keeping himself calm and under control.

Which one is more likely to initiate?

Honestly it could be either, I imagine both of them to be extremely affectionate and for touch to be their love language. (Which is hilarious that I write them that way, as I myself despise being touched and physical contact.)

I feel like it depends on either moods, and things that may have happened throughout the day. Logan does a lot of teasing, he loves to tease Keegan and rile the poor man. Logan may initiate more in their relationship, but Keegan's the one who often keeps it from ending. He wants to hold and kiss Logan. Get all the snuggles. If Logan wants all the fun and naughty times, he's gotta sacrifice some personal space and hold this poor 38 year old traumatized man that just needs some good lovins.

Thank you so much for this ask dude! I'm sorry again for taking so long to answer it, I have no idea if I have other asks buried in my drafts. Thank you again dude!

#call of duty ghosts #alidravana #i got mail! #thanks for the ask #logan walker #keegan p russ #walruss #keegan x logan

[makerscockandballs]

The obvious answer for your worship would be Athena or Apollo but I feel like that's just a ruse for something much older and more omnipotent you secretly revere

You're spot on I'm a big Apollo guy! He's my favourite of the olympian gods :^) So complex and interesting.

Though whatever came before all those gods & titans was probably super badass so we should worship that thing way harder lest we risk its wrath (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

#tbh I'm agnostic to the core so if i ever meet a god i'll become a believer but for now? existence is pure chance and wacky atoms to me #its weirdly relaxing to me to see things that way #i got mail!

[wuntrum]

february's postcard 💌

#my art #tech tag #inspired by the iloveyou computer virus . hehe #these are SOOO cute in person. i got them in yesterday #and the colors are soooo perfect. really happy w these #typical mail snail stuff applies: join anytime in feb #and i can ship anywhere :) and u get all the other patr30n stuff too