forever obsessed with percy being weird. off-putting. strange even. a cryptid maybe. an urban legend if I may. my boy is the son of one of the oldest, most powerful gods, has been in FBI's records since the age of twelve, fought and won two wars against immortal beings, went to hell and back. I think he's allowed to be a little odd.
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thinking about how the (greek) big three swore to never sire any more demigod children because those children are just too powerful (dangerous) and also thinking about how the characters that, arguably, seem to have the greatest proclivity for cruelty in the name of justice or vengeance are also the (greek) big three children... there's something there, a connection to be made I'm sure of it
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Prompt 81
Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods.
He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”
“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...”
“‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.”
“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.”
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heyyy uh did yall know the gods are real? like the greek gods? like the ones you heard about but weren't paying attention to? well idiot, they weren't paying attention to you either.
*steals @/tangledinink's human turtle designs and percy jacksons them*
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Incredibly self indulgent but here's Aaravos with a (fitting) Moana quote:
Based on the theory that his heart was taken from him during his fall.
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Genuinely like the idea that Great Crusade era marines were abstractly and practically Better than modern ones. I like the image of 30k era Marines being various flavors of demigod knights in personalized armor, while 40k ones are pale imitations, mass produced in flesh and armor, with even their mightiest champions looking slightly unworthy of relic wargear. I think this also adds to the flavor of Chaos Marines, considering how many of them would belong to this mythical and idealized class of warrior, and yet became corrupted anyway.
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The God's.
hehe, this is the first thing i've done for this au of mine here!
its the one au I have where Killer and Dust do NOT ike each other.
You can totally ask me about them if you want, and i might do some more stuff with hem, and the others <3
no text vers under the cut <3
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Thinking about how fundamentally insane it is to think that a 12 year old stole the most powerful weapon in the universe. Like it really does show just how inhuman the gods are to think a literally child is able to do something like that
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Me on the 20th: No, ma’am. I can’t have a debate about whether Jennifer (17) deserves the same rights as Bob (86). The first pjo episodes are about to drop ! !
(WHY ARE THE EPISODES DROPPING DURING THE WEEKDAYS…)8:):&?:?)
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When Cain kills Abel he’s like God everyone will know that I’m a murderer and try to kill me. So God stamps his forehead with a sign that says do not kill.
The important part to me though is that there were already other people around. And in fact Cain goes on to meet a wife and found a city.
What does all this mean about the logistics of how humans showed up? I’m not a biblical literalist and I think that most of the Bible is just metaphor so on a spiritual level I don’t care but overthinking this is fun anyways. My personal headcanon is that God took out another one of Adam’s bones and planted pieces of it around to grow more people like a human themed Johnny Appleseed and then a bunch of horny angels also contributed.
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I love and hate coloring. I wish I could convey my ideas by looking at a canvas dskdeflk
Anyways guess who finished s4 again today
Justice to sleep deprived mom P-bubs 🙏🙏🙏
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