Brennen Lee Mulligan: she smashes everything off of the table and hurls you onto it-
Aabria Iyengar, eyes turning black: YEAAAAAAA
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well slap my ass and call me the devil
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fic rec: “A Tool by Any Other Name” by VigilantShadow. a max squared fake dating reality show AU apparently based on a real reality show?!! its so fucking funny. all the side characters and relationships are hilarious as fuck, i really recommend this, it’s a WIP but it’s 5 chapters in already and it’s a good time
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This is the funniest ask I've ever had in my history of being on this website. Thank you for making me laugh so hard xDD
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Bc of Reasons i'm on the Wikipedia page of regions with current separatist movements in Europe and they list. Every single country of the United Kingdom. Even England.
Why are they even trying to keep that state together anymore, what's the point
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I'm not sure if this player has a tumblr or a twitter but OP if u are here, thank you- this absolutely made my night
EDIT: we found OP!! done by @laithraihan /@/rei_toka on twitter!
thank you @namelessgay1 and @wombatfighter13 for letting me know!
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Dandelion has no idea that Witchers establish family relations via scenting such as forehead touching and rubbing their cheeks against one another or laying in a pile like dogs do but he sees Geralt doing it to Roach a lot and he assumes it's just A Geralt Thing, like his way of simply Showing Affection so one day when they're sitting at camp he just comes up behind him and rubs his cheek against his hair for a bit before moving on and Geralt freezes in place trying to figure out what just happened, is he overthinking, surely Dandy doesn't know - but what if he does and this is his way of saying Geralt's allowed to cuddle him and stuff now and -
Anyway that's how they end up sharing beds so often and just sleeping curled up together because Geralt pounces on the opportunity and Dandelion just never asks about it
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Eddie thinking about having sex with his dead wife while his girlfriend is right there at the table babe hurricanes are smaller messes than this!!!
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