#household accidents

[hecho-a-mano]

PSA on cleaning products.

Whatever you do, never mix cleaning products, they can easily create gases which can easily kill you if you do so

A common example is mixing ammonia (including non cleaning products like urine) and bleach. It will create chloramine gas, which at the very least it can burn up your lungs pretty badly.

#psa #cleaning products #bleach #ammonia #cleaning #chemistry #household accidents #accident #life tips #common knowledge #important tips #tips #must know #important #detergent #house cleaning #self care #baking soda #vinegar #rubbing alcohol #covid

[chaosandwolves]

So uhm...

I was watching 911 and heating up one of these heating pads filled with cherry pits in the microwave and it just started full on burning

Guess the 911 spirits were with me though cause as soon as I turned it off and unplugged it stopped.

I did remember though where the fire extinguisher is so I guess the 118 would be proud of me 😂

#911 on fox #Household accidents #Honestly I'm just so good in things like that #Meaning in having accidentes like that #✌️✌️

[orphetoon]

Following you just for Haruno Higashikata, absolutely amazing 10/10 au, already attached

thank you! here’s some guys for u

#haruno higashikata au #giorno giovanna #josuke higashikata #jojo’s bizarre adventure #jjba #did christmas colors on accident lol #u know that part in diu where josuke just takes a pen right out of jotaros pocket? #thats what its like in the higashikata household #nothing is safe #orphe’s art

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

the fact that they gave house this line at the tail end of the s6 domestic hilson era is. hmm. something

#babygirl did YOU have a 'household accident?' 👀 #did you think about it maybe? 👀 #where you hoping such an accident would happen to you? 👀 #are you really disappointed that it didn't happen especially now that the other half of your household just got a girlfriend? 👀 #interesting line with interesting timing that's all i'm saying #house md #hilson #house season 6 #house 6x20 #house 6x19 #im just tagging this episode with both since amazon vs dvd numbers differently #op

[greenerteacups]

Hi GT, I hope you are doing well! who is your favorite Weasley?

Thank you! Absolute treat of a question. Oh, man. It's Ron, right? It was always going to be Ron.

So here's the thing: the Weasleys are a really well-characterized family in that you can kind of see a lot of character emerge through limited sketches and contextual information. Bill is Number One Boy, the best at everything, oldest child who was always confident and at peace with his indisputable place in the family; so he's a chill, cool, incredibly competent guy who naturally takes-charge. Charlie is a patented never-grew-out-of-your-middle-school-dragons-phase Weird Kid, but like, mindfully and enthusiastically so, because his parents probably still had plenty of time to support and nurture his interests; plus he's also different to Bill and excels in different ways, so they aren't too competitive (as we see). Percy is the first one to suffer from the pressure of mounting expectations, and he's very quickly followed by the twins, who do the classic "if I can't be the best I'll be the worst" late-sibling trick of acting up for attention, so he gets lost in the shuffle. (The fight between Ron and Percy in Chapter 58 is, hence, in substantially about the relationship between the two most-ignored members of the Weasley family, and that's why Ron is so much angrier at him than the rest of them. Like I've said before, Ron always thinks he's got it the worst, but he takes pride in being able to kinda "tough it out," and nothing pisses him off like other people's self-pity.) Ginny is obviously the baby of the family, a girl with everyone wrapped around her finger, and I love her, but I feel like we didn't get enough grit in her portrait— she's just really successful in everything she does, in a way that can read as flat to some people, and certainly read as flat to me my first time through the books. In fact, Ginny reminds me a lot of Bill: first daughter/first son, described often as "cool" and clever and good at basically everything, charming and generally liked by all. Which is lovely. A delight to read, just like the twins are. But my taste in characters ranges way more fucked-up and mean.

Ron is the last boy, "sixth son of a woman who wanted a daughter" (fascinating line that complicates everything we know about Molly's relationship with her kids — and BTW, how the hell does Ron know that, and how old was he when he learned it? And this also comes into play with Molly's cry of "not my daughter" to Bellatrix which like, as a moment obviously fucking rules, but also — there's a reason she says daughter, not "child," right? Do you see what I'm digging at? Anyway). Ron meets Harry and recognizes himself in how Harry defaults to thinking people don't care about him, or won't help him if he asks, because — although they come from very different circumstances, Ron's home was completely loving, just not as nurturing as he always needed it to be — Ron usually goes in assuming people don't care about him, too. So his first instinct is to go: "Alright. Well, I'll care about you, then, weird stranger. Do you want to share my horrible sandwich, and also my life, perhaps?" Goddamn! Sixth of seven in a house with never enough to go around, and he's immediately like: "fuck it, room for one more." Because he could have been Percy — and you can see it in the way that Ron is mean, sometimes, he's not careful with his words and he struggles with empathy and he's got a vengeful streak that comes out when he's pissed — but he isn't selfish enough, he loves too much and too easily, and it takes shockingly little to earn his loyalty. You just have to pay a little attention to him.

#i'm excluding arthur and molly because i assume they're off the table #and they don't get a ton of characterization in the series #they're sort of the archetypal 'Good Parent' figures who represent goodness and nurturing #which is ironic because. again. the weasley household is not perfect #and it creates significant problems for ron and by extent the golden trio when the weasley drama #spills over and starts to create actual plot problems. e.g. percy #I think it's absolutely no accident that Percy and Ron have parallel arcs in Deathly Hallows #they both run away from their family and have a prodigal-son moment #very telling about their respective characters I believe #in short. there are two kinds of Weasleys: the “number one” and the “number two” #the tragedy of number one (bill charlie ginny) is that their problems are dismissed by no. 2 because “you're good at everything!” #the tragedy of number two (percy twins ron) is that their self-doubt is being constantly & implicitly affirmed by the existence of no. 1

[ghost-pasta]

[Image ID start: a meme that says:

could kill god but thinks they can't: Danny.

couldn't kill god but thinks they can: Vlad.

knows they could kill god but wouldn't: Dani (with an I).

accidently killed god in a Wendy's parking lot at 3am: Cujo the ghost dog & Maddie the cat.

Second image reads: accidently killed god in a Wendy's parking lot at 3am: Dan Phantom/Dark Danny.

:End ID]

#danny phantom #dp memes #danny fenton #vlad masters #vlad plasmius #elle phantom #dani phantom #cujo phantom #maddie the cat #dp cujo #dan phantom #dark danny #listen. dan was doing a lot of apocalypse harbinger-ing #who knows who he's killed. could've been god one time. we'll never know #i firmly believe two household pets beloved by ghosts could kill god on accident #idk if the alt text option for images is read by a screen reader

[mistergreatbones]

Realistically if the bats were close enough to hangout as civilians they wouldn’t attack each other for fun because no one wants to be down an ally because your argument over KitKats got a little too intense and now they’re in the medbay. Unrealistically however I think Duke does a livestream in what he thinks is an unused room but is actually an used room connected to several other unused rooms that Damian and Cass run through when they (lovingly and purely for play) feel like throwing knives at each other.

They run through the background but before but before Duke notices the chat going crazy they’ve already slid out of frame. No time to come up with an excuse Duke just sighs very deeply and says “this is what happens when you’re bored and have health insurance”

#leo says shit #batfam #he dragged a random 10 year old (Damian) to the movies with him in robin war I think he’d be the streamer of the household #actually I think he’d be more of a YouTuber who goes on live every so often when a trailers just been released #every once in awhile Bruce pops his head in on accident and then goes “son look I’m one of those easer eggs :D" #obviously he’s doing it to sell brucie but Doug ends up doing the same thing later unironically #i was gonna put what social media I think everyone would use but it got too long so I might just make it it’s own post #Duke Thomas #tw knife #tw knives #tw knife mention #tw knives mention

[weird-an]

Wilson: Would you stop calling it sodomy?

House: What? You're an animal in bed.

Wilson: ....

House: You really can't take a compliment

#before you cancel me i remind you that gregory house canonically called sodomy a household accident #hilson #gregory house #james wilson #house md

[whysojiminimnida]

And Then This Happened

Because Namjoon LIVES to give the Jeon-Parks hell. He's OWED. They HAVE IT COMING.

And he'll take a Hobi down with 'em if he has to.

Namjoon is for once NOT in the middle, he took the Koo spot in this little 2018 redo, he knows serious shit is coming so he intends to ENJOY THIS. Ten years of Namjoon in the Middle and we all knew payback was coming. Enter this face:

Is he really upset, though? ARE YOU, JEON JUNGKOOK?

This face is not angry sad pouty Koo. This face is "Babe hey babe. We've discussed this at some length and I know some of those songs are about me. I know you're nervous about them being heard. I am cool with this so I have not invaded your work space. But babe, babe, I am here to bust your balls in public. Look, I'm sitting waaaaayyy over here making you apologize ON CAMERA and you can't do anything about it lol" And Namjoon knew this. Was probably there when Hobi heard "the other" song. One that Jimin told people they could watch him record. Not the important one, apparently. A whole OTHER one. Which Jimin quickly has to specify because he has possibly promised that the important one is only heard by one person not involved in its production in advance.

It's cute and it's one of the truly funny moments of this Festa dinner that will go down in Bangtan lore as "but are they on hiatus or not" (they are, stop redefining actual words, Hybe) but one thing, to me, is certain:

This is not the face of a surprised man. This is the face of an entire brat. A whole tease, even. A whole baby with a new touchup to his JM tattoo. Make of that what you will.

#bts festa dinner 2022 #the dinner that will live in infamy #hiatus #jimin #jungkook #hobi by accident #namjoon in the middle #it's my favorite show #namjoon's revenge #jimin solo #jimin new album #pjm1 #jeon jungkook is a whole brat #i love them #jikook #the jeon parks #must be 2022 at the jeon park household #jikook jikook they jikooked they out here jikooking the jikookery #kookmin #minggukie supremacy

[runefactorynonsense]

Cozytober - Day 7 - Flannel Shirt

Can we make uncle one, too?

#Cozytober #Margot's RF Art #Rune Factory 5 #RF5 #It's not midnight yet so this is stilll on time #I almost slept the entire day away after work on accident #oh man this week is just trying to sabotage; but I will prevail!! #This was the FIRST idea I had when looking at the prompt list tbh. Such a clear image #I honestly adored Murakumo and family in the game when I did play it so like. So like. Alice gives her new family all flannels #Flannels are so COZY we support in this household #Rune Factory Alice #RF Alice #Rune Factory Hina #RF Hina

[anglerflsh]

How'd you get the scar/ scratch on your face ?

everytime someone asks this I should come up with an increasingly complicated lie. Like. A knife fight over a ripe peach. A wild hog. Something like that

#[.asks] #It's a shame that it's the more noticeable* one being on my face because I have one from a hard rubber projectile #and 'I was shot in the shoulder during a hike' such a better story than household accident #*noticeable if you know it's there #because it blends in with the fact that my face is naturally quite red #anonymous

[words-writ-in-starlight]

I don't remember who recommended that I read Hands of the Emperor but I'm losing my mind and driving everyone I live with up the wall, so

Well played

#nine worlds #I'm on atfots and I'm going to murder kip with my bare hands and then get him a hot chocolate #also i read aurelius tbc magnus and WOOF i am feeling some FEELINGS about my dude aurelius and his boyfriend #i want a fic with time travel accidents where his radiancy and aurelius magnus meet #i ALSO want a fic of some magical accident happening and his radiancy being deaged #i just want the household to wallow in how angry they are about everything that happened to him #and also for him to get...like...a Nice Time as a child #jesus christ I'm upset about him #the hands of the emperor #cliopher mdang

[definitelynotnia]

got a piece of glass stuck in my foot and my mother chose that moment to start yelling about how stupid and lazy i am like :) we're not taking customer feedback right now ma'am :) there is literally my blood on my hands can u please maybe wait :) and do this at another time :)

#for context the thing that broke was not even hers it was mine i ordered it for myself and she didn't tell me it arrived and just kept it in #her wardrobe #and then she asked me to fetch smthn from her messy asf wardrobe and she had kept it (made of glass) in the utmost corner of her very messy #and packed shelf #and obv one of the bottles in the shell was almost empty so when my hand brushed against it it fell and knocked down the glass bottle #bcz it was kept in the c o r n e r #but its ok it was an accident but still it was my accident so i just silently started clearing it up and she obv started yelling at me but #thats fine ive grown up in this household i know that when u do smthn accidentally its always bcz u are a dumb ho and when ur brown parents #do smthn accidentally then its fine bcz accidents happen and also that too is actually ur fault somehow bcz if u hadn't done xyz then 5 day #later this never wouldve happened #but wtv its fine wtv #and then i noticed the piece of glass sticking outta my foot and she watched me try to pull it out with my nails #and once i pulled it out it slipped from between my nails and fell onto the floor #and immediately she started yelling at me again saying i 'threw' it onto the floor on purpose like bitch I'm bleeding bcz of that thing why #would i risk bleeding again #and secondly i was literally picking up all the glass shards two seconds ago why would i throw this onto the floor on purpose when i litera #lly emptied the floor of glass two MINUTES AGO #and when i told her it just slipped and i didn't do it on purpose she's like dont argue with me i saw what happened like oh did u #im sure only u did its not like it was IN MY HAND I'm sure you had a better view than i did of what is in MY hand #this is such a stupid thing to rant about on tumblr but I'm just so tired #i literally had just woken up from a nap i was minding my own business trying yo make myself some coffee #this just irritated me so damn much like #if u really think im that much of a dumb lazy bitch then why did u ask me to do that thing for u in the first place ur literally sitting #in front of the wardrobe why didnt u just go and fetched that thing from ur wardrobe by yourself #ugh wtv this is ridiculous

[virsancte]

just spent over an hour making this sim for something then as soon as i went to save the household my game exploded.. goodnight sweet prince ... you will be missed, dearly

#text #at least i took a few screenshots first so ik more or less what i used #but i merged him first with a different household that has some more characters i made for this story #and as i was doing that i thought to myself ' wouldnt it be funny if i replaced him on accident and lost him to the wind' #i guess the game read my mind

[illithilit]

@infernaliscor asked: 🪓🪓🔥🔥

"A gift of a sharpened blade! How thoughtful, darling," the she-devil coos. "Bring it closer; I hear tell of marvelous game to be had in the woods at night -- and after all, is not my night to provide daily sustenance to my friends?"

#infernaliscor #do you think a depressed person could make this? no // asks. #IC: Orianna #[ is this hinting at a hunting 'accident'? #at finding some poor unsuspecting soul and feeding them to the party out of spite?? #some third threat???? #wouldn't you like to know soldier girl #possibly also just refusing to acknowledge the subtext here bc we don't play with our food in this good Infernal household

[meangreenmulletmachine]

i always enjoy this blog, thank you for continuing to run it, i hope you have an awesome month <3

Aw, thank you very much anon!! ♥*♡∞:｡.｡ I'm glad you are enjoying your stay! This blog is my baby haha and it always makes me really happy when other people find joy in it too.

I hope the same for you as well!

#this month has been really good actually!!! #knock on wood lol #my household has finally had a boost of good brain chemicals #and we are spring cleaning and redecorating #we are finally starting to bounce back from their accident #that was almost two years ago #always takes longer to bounce back from shit than you think #but hey im happy its here