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alfalfaaarya · 2 years

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"On the ground, a rock is just a rock. But when moving at high speed through the atmosphere, a rock becomes a meteor—alive with fire and burning bright.People are not so different. Without activity, we are lifeless and dull. When moving fast and taking action, we come alive."

~James Clear

#motivational #newsletter #james clear #atomic habits #inspirational #get motivated #hot me like a rock

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abbycadoodle · 7 days

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smoking space weed with the girls!!!!!

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atdawn · 7 months

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MERLIN | 5.08 The Hollow Queen

#merlin #colin morgan #bbc merlin #merlingifs #tvedit #syfysource #userashley #ee #gifs #m #this post is dedicated to the person who reblogged my killing kind set and said 'oh he got hot?'#respectfully. do you live under a rock #it's like all those people surprised that mikeyway was handsome during the swarm tour BITCH HE'S BEEN HOT 🗣️#anyway this is on my list of merlin moments that make me want to eat glass #508

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bixels · 10 days

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Bit of a weird question, but what is your overall least favorite thing about MLP?

Sparity.

#magicalgrimm #ask me #there’s a later season episode (post spike getting wings) that Tulli and I could not finish because it was so awful #where rarity’s feeling lonely without spike who’s grown up and moved on from his crush on her #so she gets extremely clingy and manipulatey to get this. teenage boy to pay attention and worship her again #and rarity gets visibly jealous of spike spending time with another teenage dragon girl #it’s extremely extremely creepy. by FAR rarity’s absolute worst rock bottom moment #actual textbook groomer behavior #and even worse the episode kinda shits on rarijack where rarity tried to replace spike with applejack in helping her #but aj fails and fucks things up and isn’t right for the job. so the episode implies spike is a better match with rarity than applejack #it’s just all sorts of wrong eugh.#sparity just sucks so bad I can’t believe a good chunk of bronies still ship them or consider them a viable ship #I’m fine with spike having a kid crush on rarity it happens with kids #but the more the writers just kept teasing and toying and baiting it. overstayed its welcome #especially because they have no chemistry. spike doesn’t have a reason for liking rarity other than “hot woman in her mid-20s’

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starry-bi-sky · 4 days

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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

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strawberry-crocodile · 4 months

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thinking about the time when someone on here was trying to tell everyone to watch sports and someone added "even if you don't like it, it's a good excuse to be in a huge open-air stadium surrounded by screaming people eating overpriced hotdogs" and i have never felt a more profound sense of

#''even if you don't like it it's a good excuse to stare headlong into an LED light while listening to christian rock''#blogodile #ah yes trapping myself in one of those 50-ft-in-the-air no handrail stadiums #where it's hot and sweaty #and there's. a bunch of screaming people.#so i can watch something meaningless to me.

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hooked-on-elvis · 3 months

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Elvis' Sword Cane ⚔️

Elvis On Tour (1972)

Watching the doc for the millionth time and I've only noticed this now. I wondered if EP's cane was actually a weapon... and it looks like I was right. Apparently, all of Elvis' canes were also swords... and he was making it clear onscreen. LOL.

Subtle message: "Don't f*** with me".

Source video: Reddit

Elvis and Vernon Presley in Buffalo, New York. April 5, 1972.

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comradekatara · 16 days

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I think the fact that people are so insistent on pairing toph and zuko together in fanart and such despite the fact that they barely ever interact and both have much deeper relationships with every other member of the gaang is because they’re the only members of the gaang who aren’t coupled with another member of the gaang, so people just feel the urge to smush them together (out of pity? I guess?) so that they don’t have to third wheel sokka and suki or whatever. and yet third wheeling sokka and suki is both of their favorite thing to do, so you’re actually denying them the privilege of the coveted third wheel, instead of “saving” them from anything. alas

#zuko in the boiling rock. toph in the serpents pass and sozins comet. need I say more #although they’re third wheeling in vastly different ways of course #toph is like. their baby son #zuko is like. every boiling rock cell got the cuck chair #etc etc #hot takes #toph&zuko #also I get that exploring underdeveloped friendships can be fun and all #(see: me with suki and aang)#but people wildly exaggerate toph and zuko’s relationship and at this point it’s honestly kind of baffling #not least of all because toph already DOES have that kind of ride or die brotherly bond. WITH SOKKA

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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partner material...

#so this warmup got a leeeeeeeetle outta hand #they're out there in the woods and that is a Promise #sometimes i just wanna draw a monster... hot monster... To Me....#scribble garnish #my art #art #creature #i bet they like to sit on mossy logs and drink tea w/ badgers #or something idk #maybe they guide lost people out of the woods #picturing them holding a sweet old lady's hand as they stroll #playing with someone's lost dog mayhaps #sunning themself on a rock...#no i dont daydream about domestic monster scenes what are you talking about ahaha-

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khihi · 7 months

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sometimes i remember that joker out during esc tried to push some romance between bojan and noa kirel as a marketing ploy only for bojan to end up in a silly little will they won't they b/romance with a man who wears a bowl cut unironically and everybody ate it up and loved it. and then i get a little happier

oh my god yeah... i completely forgot about that whole thing 💀 it was a little with blanca paloma too i think but yeah mostly kirel lmao

they tried to push the heterosexual narrative but there was really nothing that could even come close to the genuine chemistry Bojan and Jere (and the rest of JO) had and i think that's beautiful 💕

#i personally doubt he had a crush on either of them fr beyond just like finding them hot #but that doesnt matter in the slightest because bojere was always gonna be the esc23 endgame <3 #and how unlikely it sounds when you put it like that like...#stereotypically gorgeous slovene rock band singer meets weirdo bowlcut bolero finnish rapper and sparks fly <333 #anon you're putting me in my bojere feels idk how to deal with this after two whole months awaiting the nordic tour backstage ep 😭#joker out #käärijä #ask

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pumpkinrootbeer · 8 months

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i do think it is legitimately very funny whenever someone tries to make the claim that lavabending is inherently a very slow subbending and therefore not good in a fight. specifically when using that argument against Bolin's skill as a bender.

Sure, I feel like in very specific instances with Ghazan that could be a fair argument to make. It takes him a moment to destabilize the Ba Sing Se wall and for him to kick up enough lava to destroy the airbending temple. (to the point I would argue that if Bolin had been versed in lavabending like he was in s4 he would have swept the ground with Ghazan), but in moments where he's actually in a fight his lava is incredibly quick.

Just the lava frisbee on its own is an incredibly quick move

But making that argument with Bolin in particular is absolutely batshit when outside of lavabending he is an incredibly quick fighter. I would say it is one of, if not the, most defining things about his fighting style. He moves very, very quickly and uncharacteristically agile for a earthbender. This is a known thing. Like

I am not the first person to say this but no other earthbender does backflips like he does. And THEN with lavabending he is just as quick if not more so

Bolin since season 1 has had an uncanny knack for bending incredibly fast, and his lavabending is no exception to that rule. It's honestly something that haunts my brain all the time because how quick he is with it low-key breaks the balancing? a little?? Like earthbending was always shown to be very strong but in turn it was slower than other types of bending, but with Bolin that doesn't really seem to be a hangup he has.

#:v #bolin #legend of korra #NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE HIM....#the way people will sit down and try to convince me with their whole chest that mako is a better bender is wild.#Like mako has a lot of other strengths but I would not say he stands out as this uniquely strong firebender #honestly except for azula most of the firebenders we see are talented for sure but none of them like Otherworldly strong when in bending #Again not saying he is weak but if you want the Strong bender of the lok group it's Bolin hands down 🤷#obvs Korra is strong but she's the avatar she's going to be strong #Bolin is just a guy he's a kid for the majority of it a child who has had zero formal training #and I would argue could beat the majority of the beifongs #with the exception of toph but even then it's not gonna be this easy toph sweep #sure toph can metal bend and is an incredibly skilled earthbender but also Bolin is also very skilled and has Hot Rocks #tho tbf I hate comparing those two can't they just both be good?#anyway Bolin solos su and the chief in a real fight I will die on that hill Specifically #s4 Bolin I mean it's the lava diff #god I sound like a powerscaler put me down now guys #anyway. Bolin 🔛🔝

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copias-juicebox · 5 months

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copias BIG ASS head.

Reblog if you agree.

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coolnonsenseworld · 2 years

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Keith looks cute but comes to pick Lance up from soccer practice, because after his first semester in the same team, the amount of red cards he received re-directed him to kick boxing.

#klance #lance mcclain #keith kogane #voltron legendary defender #klance fanart #laith #anyone remembers soccer AU i started like 6 years ago???#where Shiro steps down from being a captain and hands the position over to Keith #making Lance remain a vice-captain #i lovee both the idea Lance was robbed but grew into this #and how Keith had to take the responsibility and stop being so hot-headed on the field #ugh its basically a marriage setup #it was 4 years ago*#i cant wait for my holiday like just for a break i know everyone is very interested in travels and all #but i just... idk want to collect rocks #that's kind of a metaphor #its complicated let me get back to it someday

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queen-beefcake-sqx · 10 months

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Today Mom and I got the “Rock with your cock” line and I realized Harry Du Bois ABSOLUTELY speaks in spoonerisms and malapropisms CONSTANTLY.

Specifically he’s absolutely said one of these unhinged lines I’ve unironically said that my best bro has been kind enough to keep in a list (this is only one half of the list):